#im not dead just very very very slow

[zveart]

Nasty creature cool monster make brain go brrrr closeups down below <:

#im not dead just very very very slow #my art #fanart #zart #horror #it stephen king #stephen king #it #it fanart #pennywise #monster

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#i walked into a situation today where my mom was effectively already dead. effectively bc her body was and is still alive. still breathing #painful groaning purrs. but her mind was gone yesterday. my dad said he showed her a picture of the mountains i took that day and told her #i loved her and she smiled. thats what he said. maybe he was just being nice. or maybe thats the last time she thought of me. i dunno. but #the human body is an incredible thing. shes got a heart still powering a broken body. too full of tumors to function anymore. stomach #streched like a pregnant mother. it happed really fast and now its happening very slow #im somehow probably better off than the rest of them. i only got here for the aftermath of a downslide. my daily life will b least effected #i only really saw her twice a year living so far away and she didnt text much. didnt call often. so life wont change much ill just kno shes #not there. which is sad. but theres nothing to b done abt it. life goes on. it hasnt been all bad tho. its nice to talk to my family abt her #how incredible she was. bc she was. wish her mom wasnt here tho. she doesn't deserve to b here. my mom wouldnt want her here. she didnt want #her here. but anyway. i wish her body would just let her go now. so we can sleep. so this can be over. so she can rest #but even like this shes stubborn and resilient. they say it could go on for days but i hope not. may the universe let her rest shes gotta b #so tired after 10 years of this. but i have no regrets. she knew how i felt abt her. and i dont think she had regrets either. she did so #much up to the very end. went out on a high note without the burdon of knowing it was coming #i dunno. its just such a strange experience to watch the empty shell of your mother sleeping like a gurgling baby #unrelated

[inkymaw]

Finished YCH commish for @/simpimperator on twitter!! 🖤🖤

⛧ [twitt] ⛧[insta] ⛧

#my art #commission #papa emeritus #papa emeritus III #papa emeritus 3 #papa III #papa 3 #terzo #terzo emeritus #sibling of sin #sister of sin #sisters of sin #siblings of sin #ghost oc #ghost #ghost fanart #ghost the band #the band ghost #ghost bc #sorry posts have been slow im not dead just very mentally ill <3

[blindingspark]

When ur totally not stalling doing the last solo duty but also loving the Vibes

#video #autoplay #ffxiv #zenoswol #zenos viator galvus #au ra wol #wol uses they/them #im not dead i prommy im just Very Slow w/ my creative output lately

[pubby-paws]

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#venting in the tags #cw suicidal ideation #i seriously wonder if living in the current world is worth it #i just want to be happy. work a little desk job half the day #play video games the other half #love my cats and my dog and my partners #make things and art for people sometimes #have a beard and a huge rack and wear my silly button up shirts and jeans #but no. i have to barely see anyone or anything i love to work for barely any money #see article after article about how someone else in the world wants me dead #see article after article about my freedoms disappearing #see post after post about multiple genocides happening at once #the election this year in the USA ALONE makes me want to kms #the world keeps taking away the things i have to live for #im just afraid that very soon there will be nothing left #and i dont want to die by slow boiling

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

wait, is there supposed to be anything behind how franziska wears a bow like edgeworth used to instead of a cravat/jabot like her father did. is there something there.

#i know in the anime she has the bow from when she was a child but the game canon implies that she wore a cravat all through her childhood #so did she change it out after manfred was arrested? could she not bear to wear it anymore but couldnt live without it either? #was it a case of replacing someone she loved and admired with another of equal status? #was it a memorial? in the event he really was dead #franziska von karma #her bow is very poofy so i think it's the same cloth she used to use for her cravat. #maybe she just has better fashion who knows. #miles edgeworth #im very slow. probably some other people picked up on this way before but you have to cut me some slack

[modusmumbles]

okayokayokayokayokay

SO

UK PEOPLE: The new EAS phone alarm is not a Bad Thing!!!!

I keep seeing many articles abt how to turn it off and how people don't want it and stuff but the fact we have a phone EAS is a GOOD THING!

Warnings Save Lives!

I scrolled past this headline this morning:

You shouldn't want to do this. The government isn't (for once) being stupid. We need eas now because climate change!

The wildfires in The Heatwave? So many interviews on the news from people who lost everything said that the first they saw the fire was the bottom of their gardens because the didn't know about it. More areas of the UK are and will be prone to flash flooding. Storm systems are getting way way worse, and because the jet streams getting wigglier, can get "stuck" bettween two throughs and therefore the storm lasts waaay longer. Who knows what else climate change will do to the UK but for the sake of common sense Do Not Turn EAS Off. Please

I get it. Unexpected Loud Noise Scary. I have Audio Processing Disorder so I really do understand. Don't wanna be surprised by an EAS warning?

Pay attention to the weather! Even if it's just following the Met Office on Twitter (yuck). Tapping on a weather warning on the met office website and scrolling down to see exactly what's expected.

Loud Noise Scary but even scarier is the prospect of people being killed by a severe weather event that they could have saved themselves from if they knew it was happening.

Don't turn off your eas

#Emergency alert system #UK eas #climate change #ramble #sorry for ramble but i feel very impassioned abt this #like before The Heatwave and the govmt did no public education of how to slow and prevent wildfire #and I asked my parents to move all the dead leaves/ect to the back of the garden and for their neighbours to do the same and noone did and #then there were the fires in london on the news #im not being alarmist or doomsaying #we just need to be as prepared as we can for the fucked up climate #sorry for askin but I would really like as many people to see this as possible im so tired of convincing people that we need eas now #who knows who else might turn off the thing thay could save their life

[hella1975]

ok you’ve convinced me to watch bsd so where can I watch it? and do I need to read the comics? if so, in what order and where can I read them?

EEK OMG YAY! okay so one thing about me im a little student girlie #ihaventboughtmilkinaweek so i will always consume media the free way lmao. the site i read the bsd manga on is 'bsdmanga.com' which seems very legit but does also do pop ups a lot for me so just make sure you've got an adblock going. if you want to properly buy them though ive seen bsd being sold in almost every waterstones! as for the anime, the sub and dub were both free on crunchyroll AND funimation back when i first started watching it, but not anymore bc everything is awful. the main less-legit site i use for anime is 'animesuge' and that has it there :)

#animesuge has literally never let me down i swear by it but like i said im p sure it's not as official #so again just be sure you've got an adblock! #okay okay back to bsd SO there's 4 seasons (the 4th currently airing!) as well as a spin-off called bsd wan that's more silly/lighthearted #and also two films in the form of dead apple (my favourite anime film of all time) and the beast live action #that i havent watched yet bc my go-to piraters are LETTING ME DOWN #as for the manga it's a tad confusing at first glance so i'll give u a quick rundown bc i promise it's not as intimidating as it seems #like it's a GOOD things that bsd has sooooooo much content like even i havent consumed it all yet im not strong enough #so there's the main manga that's now on chapter 105.5 (a VERY good chapter) #but i started reading where the anime ended (a good halfway through) and havent felt any problem with that #so if u dont want to tackle the entire thing you could do that! #there's also a bunch of light novels that act as prequels and/or is just asagiri writing fanfiction for his own story lmao #like what was beast if not fanfiction come ON #so yeah those are very good also #there's a lot online about what order to watch/read it all in if that bothers you #but honestly you should be fine sticking to the main content (the anime and main manga) and if you like it you can branch out #i watched all the animated content first before i even touched the manga/novels and that worked well for me #i will say i personally found the anime really slow for a while so my rule with reccing bsd is to tell people to at least wait for chuuya #lmfao like once it gets going it GETS GOING and also he is the most character of any media EVER #so just give it a chance! #okay ill stop talking now <3 #bsd #ask

[bingobongobonko]

work in the afternoon so i have time to do. somthing.. its 12 am. finished drg season, just two assignment sets so nothing too daunting. i could work on campaign stuff but also i could sleep but also i could fold my clothes.. conflicted. might just go do campaign stuff right

#fool's monologue #cuz i know imma be back from work tired and dead and unable to read...... which is very important if im to do notetaking on the CPR system. #AND THE 400 PAGE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOK #pulling my hair out #fuuuuuuuuuuck. #i dont HAVE to read the whole thing but .. also i want to.. #oh wait i forgot i have the gm screen #i dont NEEEEED to make a whole blog dedicated to rules but also.. ima hands on guy. ill get overwhelmed with just the rules sheet so #i will make a dumbed down version for myself yes yes #PLUS :) got a vague idea for the oneshot entrance so im very yippee bout that #just have to set up the actual mission. most likely using one a guy recommended 2 #me thats easy to run for newbies but i wanna reskin it and add flavor text #actually maybe ill do my laundry first. its been piling for weeks now and i feel bad #AHTDO cyberpunk im kissing you on the lips so sweetly. im sorry i havent been working on you.. im slow and overwhelm easily but i care #im just nervous and doubting my own abilities but you have a story waiting to be told in a format i enjoy #and thats whats important

[toastsnaffler]

why does portal 2 take up almost 12GB of disc space what the hell. that better be for rendering that robopuss-*laser noise + screen goes red*

#I KNOW THATS RELATIVELY MODEST like yeah i own elden ring and its almost 50 gigs but 12 still seems so much to me.. #as a rogue player im used to games being like idk 3GB at most. ive played ~600 hrs of dead cells and that takes up <2GB #but I suppose most rogues prioritise gameplay over render detail. which would probs slow them down too much anyway.. #I don't rly understand how puters work sorry 😭 #its crazy to me that I have so much storage on this laptop like I KNOWW its a gaming laptop but goddamn!! #I'm used to having very shit tech. my last laptop had less ram + storage than my phone.... its nice to be perpetually surprised tho #gonna play smth else before portal 2 but just wanted to download it now bc my parents wifi is wayyy faster than my flats #.diaries

[bluecookiesabi]

trying not to cry at work

#cookie talks #im. very upset about something #and im oscillating between being sad to bitter to anger to frustrated #just. ARGH #im especially annoyed about the fact that worl had been DEAD all the up until now. and now when i DO want it slow we're SUPER BUSY

[loverboybitch]

ive been so busy and so sleepy but at least ive been spending alot of time with my friends<3.//.

#uploads #imjustsittinghere #being dumb as hell in this picture but its kinda funny lol thanks jordan #feeling a little melancholy after my nap i wont lie #just have been so so so busy n tired because of it #felt like i was on such a roll with pants and the project i was working towards and creating some cool stuff #and it sorta got stopped dead in its tracks cause of having stuff to do all the time and new job means i dont have two spare days a week #i kinda knew that was gonna happen and really unavoidable cause i need the money just feeling :/ about it #but like i said at least ive been having a good time with my friends <3 #this was a street festival in between all our houses so everyone pulled up we even went two days in a row #and right after these were taken me n chloe and jordan went to that bar patio in the background and got up on the tables to dance #hehe <3 so like still very much having a silly goofy fun time im jus tired and a little sad about not working on fashion stuff as much #but also thats the nature of toronto like the seasons here have SUCH and effect #its summer so theres stuff to do almost every day or at least every weekend . fall itll slow down a bit but not really #then back to 6 months of hibernating soon enough #so might as well enjoy it while it lasts <3 #anyway back to work at the store tomorrow and its my roommies birthday so we goin out for drinks after <3 #it dont stop comin and it dont stop comin and it dont stop comin and it dont stop comin

[salamancers]

guess whos just had surgeryyy~~~

technically it was, like, this morning, but i only now came home to my parents place after spending hours in the car so! still counts even if it took around 13 hours from after the surgery was done until i came home heh

i have four brand new holes in my stomach and one less internal organ and for some reason i feel like this is something to *brag about* lmao

#also this was the first time ive ever had general anaesthesia and it hit me a bit harder than it was supposed to #i was allowed to leave the hospital at 14.15 #it took me almost six hours more to be p much normal i think #another fun discovery (and i mean this genuinely - this has been a very interesting say to me!) is that anesthesia makes me need extra hugs #i managed to ask one nurse if we could hug (she said yes and it was very nice) #but then every new person i met i felt a huge need to ask for hugs from #but! i was too slow and they asked so many questions i had to focus SO HARD to answer that i never managed to ask any of them #also no relatives allowed in the area i woke up in #otherwise i would have asked dad and fredrik (who was in town to get me back home home) to at least constantly hold my hand #called my best and most gf veronica when i got out and she seems like she had a lot of fun just listening to me explain this lol #anyway ive slept so mych today but im still dead tired so now - sleep #OH RIGHT #good thing to mention! everything went well! good surgery! im very happy with it #NOW i can go to sleep #text postmancers

[hardyorange]

fascinating to watch someone used to engaging in bad faith arguments attempt to talk to another person who genuinely wants to have a conversation

wildly unhealthy, but fascinating nonetheless

#two marginalized folks disagreed about a thing im into and the one who thought it was a good idea to post the segment #of the stream they talked about it on just comes across as mean spirited or childish the way she doesn't let the other #even get a full sentence in and never slows down to consider what she wants to say before she says it #dead air on a stream isn't the best certainly but having a wall of nonsense sound isn't great either #this is very much a situation of someone showing up just to listen to what the other has to say and just about getting punished for it #the loud person hasn't even brought up specific examples of the claims they're making #so it's even a bit hard to tell what it is she's upset about or what should be changed so her argument is boiling down to #'this thing should stop existing' except the thing is a person #genuinely its not a good video so i won't be talking about it more specifically #idt #tmblr gc

[mommypieck]

⌗︙・christmas sex with them ⸜⸜・

he's very romantic about it and doesn't wanna ruin everything. he makes sure the fireplace is still burning, throwing in few more pieces of wood just in case. he lays down a blanket in front of it, putting come mattress under it so that your back doesn't hurt. so when you come from the bathroom, he can take you in his arms and lay you down on it. he's taking his time with your, exploring every inch of your body. softly touching your curves before diving in between your legs. he lets you suffocate him with your legs as you press him deeper into your core.

"you taste so good, baby." he moans, sending shivers down your spine. he could do this the entire night if you weren't begging him to finally fuck you. the moment when he enters you, you realize you want to spend your entire life with him.

"you're sucking me in so good." he moans in your ear. he's slow with his thrusts, letting his cock explore your insides fully. and also because your pussy refuses to let him go. he's got you in his arms, faces close to each other so he can give you a kiss for being such a good girl.

"i love you so much." he whispers, feeling his orgasm nearing. the moment is intimate, you looking him straight in the eyes as he fucks you gently, with all adoration he has in him. he kisses away the tears of pleasure as you cum on his cock, soaking the mattress underneath. he moans when you pussy locks him in and he cums inside of you with a breathy moan.

"i love you, baby. i love you so much. im never gonna leave you."

- geto, jean, armin, reiner, yuuji, megumi, choso, erwin, levi

the christmas eve is progressing amazingly but he just has one big problem, his dick is hard. he's been staring into your cleavage for the entire night and... fuck, you just look so good. he can't even stand you going to the bathroom because he sees your pretty ass in the matching onesie you're wearing. so when you get from the bathroom, he's pulling you down with him next to the fireplace.

"you're my biggest christmas present." he says into your mouth, tongue meeting with yours. he puts you under him, crawling on top of you. the zip of your onesie travels down, finally revealing your boobs to him. he's a man starved, sucking and licking on your nipples. he can't wait to get his head in between your legs but you stop him, getting on your knees in front of him.

"i love you so much." he almost whines as he finally thrusts in your mouth. your throat was made for him, just as your pussy. he wants to fuck your face hard, but you just look so pretty with that christmas makeup.

"im sorry, love." he says, thrusting his cock in your mouth. your eyes fill with tears and you choke on his cock. he's so close but he wants to cum inside of you. he quickly spreads your legs before sliding inside of your tight heat. he's not gentle, you are his and he's gonna abuse your pussy. his cock hits your sweet spot dead on, bringing both of you closer to your orgasm. he can't hold it anymore, your makeup now ruined, hair all around the place.

"let's cum together, okay?" he says, kissing you softly on the lips. he wraps his arms around you as you both cum in each others embrace.

"fuck baby, i think i want to spend the rest of my life with you."

- gojo, eren, yuuji, toji, connie, porco, zeke, inumaki

#aot x reader #aot smut #attack on titan smut #aot headcanons #attack on titan x reader #attack on titan x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk smut #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x y/n

[vigil-antes]

*During a particularly slow patrol or stakeout*

Steph: Soo, if you were to have a song as your theme, what song would you choose? Personally i think id be 'Applause' by Lady Gaga.

Damian: This is ridiculous, brown, i will not be part to such a foolish activity.

Steph: Dont be such a debby downer, brat. Have some fun once in your life.

Damian: *Scoffs*

Dick: I like this game! i-

Bruce: We're on an important mission, everyone. Keep the talk work related.

Steph: C'mon big guy, nothing's happening, and we're all close to falling asleep. If anything, this ensures we're attentive if anything happens.

Bruce: ...Very well. But keep your eyes on the target.

Dick: Will do! Anyways, as i was saying, i think id be 'Royals' by 'Lorde'!

Steph: Dick, i mean this in the nicest way possible but you are quite literally the closest thing there can be to modern-society royalty.

Dick: Yeah, thats why i like the song!

Tim: So you just never listen to the words?

Dick: I mean i never really close attention but is it really that much of a problem??

Duke: I mean, you are like, all of the things she mention she's never going to be.

Dick: Oh :(

Steph: *Snorts* Yeah, if anything youd be 'Candy' by Robbie Williams.

Tim: Hah, yeah.

Dick: Ok, i like the song but now im getting the feeling that its not a compliment.

Cass: Dumb but nice big brother :)

Damian: You do act quite like an empty headed buffoon at times, Richard.

Dick: What! No! Ok wait let me choose another song... ok, ill be 'Killer Queen' by Queen, ok?

Steph: Yeah i guess i can accept that. What about you, tim?

Tim, in a completely dead voice: 'What is love' by TWICE.

Duke: Uh...

Tim: I said what i said.

Duke: Ok... well, i like 'sunflower' by Post Malone.

Dick: Aaw, you are like a sunflower, thats so nice

Cass: You are very bright and warm, yes. Like sunshine

Duke: Thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Cass: I like 'The dog days are over' by Florence and The Machine

Tim: Thats... pretty much perfect for you.

Dick: Yeah, agreed.

Tim: So, baby brat, what about you?

Damian: I told you, i wont lower myself to such childish games!

Dick: Come on, little bat, for me?

Damian: I am not one to be swayed so easily, you fool!

Cass: Dont be mean, baby brother, and have fun. Please?

Damian:

Damian: Fine. I choose 'You should see me in a crown' by Billie Eilish. I would look very good in a crown.

Steph: Yeah, i dont know what i expected

Dick: What about you, Bruce?

Bruce: I dont listen to music.

Tim: Damn man, that sounds depressing, you must know a song or two

Bruce: I really dont know that many songs, Tim. Maybe you can choose for me

Dick: No! That defeats the purpose of the game, B, come on, just think about it for a second

Bruce: Mmm... I guess if i were to choose, 'Viva la vida' by Coldplay woul-

Jason, who has the comms frequency but never uses and isnt even on the same mission: Personally I'd be 'Fireworks' by Katy Perry

Dick: Jay! its so nice to hear you parteci-

Jason: Specifically the part that goes 'do you ever feel already buried deep, six feet underground but no one seems to hear a thing'

Dick: *softly* Jay, no.

#batfam #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #spoiler #Stephanie brown #robin #damian wayne #cassandra cain #black bat #batboys