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aheathen-conceivably · 2 months
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Is this an Antoine aging gracefully post or a sim style evolution appreciation moment? Both? Both is good 😌
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un-pearable · 10 months
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I’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO PLAY MINECRAFT AGAIN…….
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defectivefanboy · 1 year
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Hi darling! How are you? How have you been? Sorry for bothering, I wanted to request! You really write very well and keep up with the good work! So anyways.. Can I request smut for Alastor, Lucifer & Crimson reacting to their girlfriend wear a lingerie?
Thank you so much! Have a lovely day/night!!
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Imma go ahead and ignore that icky word that's in there and make it S/O because I want to write Alastor. Here is my request page for anyone who wants to in the future. Please take a read before you come into my inbox :D
Can I request smut for Alastor, Lucifer & Crimson reacting to their [REDACTED] wearing lingerie?
Overall notes: Stories written on this blog are GN until specified. While this story uses they/them pronouns, and while I don't mind female readers on my blog/interacting, love my girlies, hey girlies~, but I do not write female reader, and if you are a fetishizer. fuck off??? ew. How would you even do that on an x reader???
C/W: NSFW topics, Each character will have their own respective warnings, Sexual content, duh, no pronouns used, Bottom! reader favored, Established relationships. OOC?, I mean this would never happen, so yeah ooc
Notes: the giggle I had to stop when I got to Alastor good god, but Lucifer was honestly the funniest and most enjoyable to write. I had a smile on my face the whole time
Crimson ♧︎...
C/W: Slight Voyeurism (mention of his right hand man Alessio), Degradation, he def has a sir kink, don't lie to me, mention of stealing/sugarbaby (hes an asshole) mention of stalkers? admirers?? idk he just mentions people leaving you gifts,
For being an old (mafia) man. He's not opposed to a little dress up
Only if its you though. He would NEVER
He would be into something with a little more class.
Never will his darling look like some 2 cent floozy
So none of that crotchless bull honky. While he wouldn't be mad at it, he would rather leave more to the imagination. Something to work for, y'know?
And he would certainly work for it.
You really wanna get him going? Accentuate your hips. That's something him and Moxxie can agree. They like their darling with a little bit of width~
If you are gonna wear something for him, you best put on a show while you're at it.
He waits to do business after dinner, so why not let him enjoy his meal
For an asshole he has some manners now
Always making you cum once or twice before even taking your outfit off.
It likes to wait before unwrapping his gift <3
But once he gets more accustom to your interest
He's definitely going to be the one buying you the set
well its his money that's being used, Al is the one who goes and picked them up. Poor baby...
"You're so needy, baby. But did you need to go and make yourself out to be a whore in the middle of a meeting?" Crimson said as he placed a hand on your waist. His desk might not be the most comfortable place, but it will do for now. It's not like he can ignore you when you got all dolled up for him.
"I don't remember buying this one. Alessio leaving you gifts now too?" His fingers slid under the thin fabric as you let out a soft whine before answering, "I got them,.. custom made, sir." you said, trying to steady your breathing as his hands wandered between your legs. You let out a yelp as he spreads your legs out more for himself.
"And where are you getting this money from, huh? Hope you're not stealing it from me, brat." He gives you a soft glare and a questioning look as his eyes scan over the fabric that covered you, before his spotted the embroidered 'C. Knolastname' on the front of the waist band. With his index finger and thumb, he hooked them around the band and traced the deigned. Crimson gives you a smirk and placed a kiss right under your belly button before moving down.
"Hmm... maybe i do have a use for that ring then after all, but i should repay this favor before hand. Right, (Y/n) Knolastname?"
Lucifer 𓅰...
C/W: light choking, another one with a superiority kink, mentions of god (he calls himself it), size kink for the fact I thought this man was like 5'8-10 come to look up his like 6'2-3, slight crack fic (because he wouldn't take anything seriously until truly needed, he giggles when you change in front of him, it's always a crack fic with him)
HE HAS A MATCHING SET!!
god how my perception of these characters have been warped
but he has most definitely bought you outfits before, probably the only one to go out of his way to get matching ones.
Even got a few custom ones made, you can always tell by the little duck embroidered somewhere on them.
He's game for anything you wanna wear. He isn't gonna stop you, if anything he's gonna encourage you to wear more.
He's helpless for you in such a pretty outfit and it's all for him?
He feels loved and he's sure to pay that back ten fold in the bedroom.
You might not allowed to be in heaven, but he can show you what it was like~
I maaay..be a bit delusional, but in private I feel like he's all giggly and shit.
Oh an he definitely was the first time you pulled this from your hat of tricks.
Almost a little to giggly i'd sat, to think the ruler of hell would be this flustered over an article of clothing is beyond me
But once he starts to become use to it. He starts to expect it. What? He is the king of Hell after all.
And he truly expects to be treated like one. (He's a brat when he doesn't get attention)
Be it sinner, hell-born, or even the 'perfect OC/that everyone loves who is half angel half devil/stronger then god/etc' he's gonna ask you one thing constantly...
"Please, my angel of death? Just one time, for me? Then i'll never ask again. Promise."
"I'm not wearing a duck tail while you fuck me. When- Where in hell did you even get these made?" you asked as you held up the pair of yellow lingerie with a duck tail sown on the back of the waist band.
"You shouldn't need to worry about that, my love. All you need to worry about is wearing them for me." He said with a light sigh and a shrug of his shoulders, a soft smile resting on his face.
"Again, I am not. fucking. wearing. them, you prick-!" As soon as you got the name out you felt yourself against the wall. The soft smile gone from Lucifer's face as a dark look pooled in his eyes, an unsettling stare never leaving yours. Before you could apologize, his hand wrapped around throat, his index finger pushed your face up to his as he spoke with a low voice.
Almost like that cheery devil was just a front...
"Oh, how far from grace you have fallen, my dear. Seems you already forgotten your god. But that's no trouble at all, for tonight..." His grip on your neck got tighter as he got closer to your ear and a sinister smile made itself at home upon his pale face. Y'know, you really only notice how big he is when he gets like this... oh that wasn't a complaint. Not when his presence alone encaged you against the wall, let alone the possessive grip that he had on you.
"I'll teach you how to praise my name once again."
Alastor 𐂂...
C/W: Teasing, sadly abo mention, WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME I AM RIGHT, blood mentions, possessive behaviors, light choking, mentions of cannabalism, duh, playing more into the abo, uhm, sniffing? idfk leave me alone its late. oh ft: a guest at the end.
Another man with class, just not as much. I mean, come on, he's still a sinner~
though when you present yourself to him in your outfit, he can't help, but raise a brow as he tried to keep down his smile at the sight.
Definitely a big tease, a BIG tease
Especially when you look so cute for him, squirming under his indifferent gaze. Oh how he wants to squeeze your cheeks and leave you begging for release~
He's also one for a game of cat and mouse.
so when you go out into town with him make sure to slip his favorite pair of lingerie under your clothes
And if you're one wear revealing clothes, then I hope you're ready for a possessive (and bloody) overlord, ad pray for anyone who thinks they can touch you, let alone come near you.
oh AND OHHHH wanna know how you really got him? How you really got to him??? When the static cuts out and that Louisiana drawl' comes out of him. (I would die. again.)
(If I say he has a rut would that be considered A/b/o? I mean he is a deer demon, same with other demons in a similar case)
but WHOOO WEE
for someone who normally has a distaste for touch that isn't initiated by him, He'll enjoy a night or two (on the rare occasion) where he lets you indulge yourself
though, do be careful now, he's a gentleman up and foremost, but he's not always a patient man at that. He's always willing to return the favor tenfold~
And if you already couldn't tell, he loves the color red, basically lives in it. So it's safe to it sets something off in him
be the cannibal in him, or maybe he just likes the color a little too much
but at the end of it you'll more marked up then a rough draft <3
"Bless your heart, Dear. Did you think I wouldn't notice... your little getup? His clawed fingers trailed your sides as he leaned down to whisper in your ear. His frame trapping you in your seat and god, would it be terrifying for any mere sinner in this position, if it wasn't for the playful twitch of his ear that told you otherwise. Someone was enjoying this more then he let on...
It wasn't the first time you had teased him in public, but it was the first time people really had the courage to come talk to you. To give the poor souls benefit of the doubt, you were just sat at the bar talking to husk. Though, you would also think the red pinstripe outfit and microphone that rested at your side gave itself away.
"And it seems i'm not the only one. Now, if I were to kill everyone in this god forsaken hotel. Whose fault would that be, hm?" A clawed hand made it's way around your throat as it softly pulled you back, letting him have full access to your neck. Burying his face in your neck, he took in a deep breathe as static radiated off him.
"Or maybe I should have you for a meal tonight. You do smell quite... appetizing, my darling. Such a shame I have to ruin that pretty little outfit of yours." Before you could even gasp a grumbling and angry voice rang out, bringing you both back into reality.
"Can you two not fuck at my bar please? You are just as bad as that damn spider."
"Oh of course Husker! We'll get out of your fur right now actually! Wasn't like these pathetic things were going to get a taste of you anyways."
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dreaming-of-lu · 2 months
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A thought that I shared with a couple of mutuals, cause I cannot shut up about Stardew Valley right now. Imma mix mash my favs together and make y'all spiral with me.
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You, the only beloved grandchild of your grandfather, was given a letter by your grandfather who was on his last leg, filled with information regarding his left behind farm and cottage in your name. He told you when the day comes that when you've grown tired of the city and yearn for a life free from the shackles of the ever growing demand of corporates and nonstop hustle bustle. The farm and cottage will be waiting until you are ready. Years passed and of course, you become tired, exactly what your grandfather told you would. With no thoughts to spare to the city you left behind and little clothes on your back. Quitting your job, you head towards Pelican Town.
The mayor was friendly, save for the carpenter that definitely made you laugh until she made a jab at your grandfather's cottage. While you could agree, since it's honestly not much, yet you'll make do with what you got for now and add things on later. However, the slight pang went through your heart at the disrespect she gave to him. Before the mayor could set off, he highly encouraged you to introduce yourself to the entire town. He then goes over with you about the shipping container, what to put in there while handing you a sack filled with parsnip seeds. He also gestures to the tools he was able to get you that were sitting on the porch, with a wordless pat of good luck, he sets off down the road back to the town.
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MEET OUR BACHELORS
First: Single (Bachelor)
Meeting First was quite quick since the man was known to be busy and quite on the run to get things done before heading back to the adventurer's guild that his great uncle runs. He was short in his greetings to you and apologized swiftly that he had to be somewhere.
It may not seem like it, but this man is definitely a poet with words. Chivalrous, that had his great uncle playfully rolling his eyes at his nephew.
Yet there's something underlying mysterious about him that drew you in to him. Perhaps you should gift him things and get to know him a little more better!
Sky: Single (Bachelor)
The eldest son of the carpenter! He lives down southeast of Lon Lon Ranch. He's the absolute sweetest person you've ever met in your entire life. The bright smile on his sleepy face had you mentally cooing at him.
He carves, paints, builds little bird houses just like what his mother use to do. He definitely decorates his home each time the season changes, it's so damn adorable.
He's single due to a breakup that did not end on good terms unfortunately. While he still respect her, however, there are things that were said that ended up hurting the other.
Four: Single (Bachelor)
The grandson of the blacksmith. He was working behind the counter when your fresh face entered the shop. Obviously, a little put off since not many people tend to flock to Pelican Town. He's a bit shy yet he makes small talk just to get to know you better. Until his grandfather emerged and the look on his face had him laughing.
Yeah, he ain't laughing anymore when his grandfather told him 'that's the kid you used to play with all the time when you were younger.'
He takes the tools you got and upgrades them or process the geodes that you tend to bring in.
Time: Single (Bachelor)
The working left hand man of Lon Lon Ranch. This man scared the absolute shit out of you when he showed up on your front porch that morning. To open a door to a towering, one eye, scarred man was not on your bingo card of shit you witness while living here.
He was straight to the point of who to come to when buying animals whenever you get your barn and coop up n going.
He's someone you want to be careful around, an anger you do not want aimed towards you. That mask you saw sitting on his belt felt ominous. He's hard to get warm up to.
Twilight: Single (Bachelor)
You were just planting the parsnip seeds when you heard a bark come from behind you and yelling from someone telling to 'Come back!' A black and white dog ran up on your porch with its tail wagging a mile a minute. A cute dirty blonde haired male came jogging up with an exasperated look before realizing you were the new farmer there.
He was embarrassed yet quickly introduced himself. The adopted son of Uli and Rusl's, the older brother to Colin and his soon to be born little sister. He also works at Lon Lon Ranch.
He's hiding something.
Hyrule: Single (Bachelor)
The doctor of the town. A shy sweetheart that introduced himself to you after you came in due to an already early incident on the farm. He scolds you gently for doing something stupid and rash.
May or may not have told you one day that he wasn't getting enough patients which affected his pay heavily.
Man has unprocessed trauma.
Wild: Single (Bachelor)
He runs the saloon, all by himself, save for his friend Flora does tend to come help him to keep things smooth and sailing when it gets packed. He was friendly enough to introduce himself to you when seeing you pass him on your way to Ravio's General Store.
He def encouraged you to take a load off once and awhile to relax in his Saloon.
He doesn't remember his old life, it seems like he doesn't want to either way.
Warriors: Single (Bachelor)
The older brother to Wind and Aryll. House is on the beach and he's dramatic as hell yet he comes in later on year 2 of your life on the farm. He introduced himself first thing in the morning and he's a bit stiff about it.
He's the only soldier(?) in Pelican Town and ties to the city, he seems so tired and run down honestly.
He's doing his absolute best to raise Wind and Aryll after the funeral of their grandmother.
Legend: Single (Bachelor)
The lone wizard that "summoned" you to his tower to gift you the language of the Junimos. Just to be able to easily translate the language and to fix up the community center.
His sassy attitude def threw you off yet he's standoffish. Only asking you of things he needed from the mines.
He seems to be mourning something.
Ravio: Single???
The owner of Ravio's General Store. The sight of his bunny ear hat sat upon his head was the first thing that caught your eyes. His eagerness to greet you while showing you the package of seeds he was given, showing off the wares he gotten.
The sight of his broken heart made yours clench when one of the workers of Joja mart came in and declared loudly that things were on sale for 50% off. He's trying his best, but the income is needed.
Is finding ways to take down Joja Mart
-TO BACHELORETTES (To be added at some point-
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sanspuppet · 4 months
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Masterlist - smut promps
choose 1/2 dialogues, an ateez (or any other group) member, and send me an ask (if you want more specific details just write them) imma write a scenario about it, yeah need to busy myself during holidays :)
prompts taken by @_ smaoineamhsalach
• red phrases are already taken, please don’t ask if the prompt is in red 🙏🏻 instead, hard hours are always open you can request anything else
- “You heard me. Strip.”
- “Let me hear you, baby”
- “Show me how you want to be touched”
- “Why don’t we film it?”
- “You have no idea how much i want you right now”
- “I’m going to fuck every last thought out of this pretty little head”
- “god, you look amazing like this”
- “let’s put that smart mouth to good use”
- “You should probably hold onto something”
- “wait, what if someone sees??”
- “no underwear?”
- “i could lift up your dress right now, and no one would even notice”
- “since when do friends do things like this?”
- “go on baby. ride my thigh”
- “say that again”
- “let’s give them a real reason to be jealous”
- “Don’t worry about the damn clothes. I’ll just buy you new ones”
- “touch me”
- “im yours”
- “if you want to cum, you’ll have to beg”
- “if i have to pull over, you won’t be able to walk for a week”
- “shush, we can’t have anyone hearing this”
- “i’ll buy you whatever the hell you want, as long as you let me take it off of you”
- “you look so pretty when you’re cumming for me”
- “why don’t we use some of your toys?”
- “i need you. now”
- “beg for it”
- “You like it when i do that, baby?”
- “tell me what you want me to do to you”
- “oh fuck, do that thing with your tongue again”
- “i had no idea you were into this”
- “go on. fuck yourself on my cock”
- “if you’re worried about people hearing then you’d better stay quiet”
- “i like you so much better with my hand around your throat.”
- “what would they think if they could see you now, hm?”
- “poor baby, already fucked out and i barely even touched you”
- “you heard me. i want you to sit on my face”
- “you never look better than you do when you’re underneath me”
- “do you seriously think it’s funny? sending me shit like that while i’m at work?”
- “you can be a little rougher, y’know. i’m not exactly delicate”
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in1-nutshell · 24 days
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Bot Buddy the single parent with a sparkling and being friends with Swerve
SFW, Platonic, Familial, Cybertronain reader
MTMTE
Swerve has a lot of respect for Buddy.
Who else goes on a ship looking for a new life for them and their sparkling?
Not a lot of bots sadly.
Buddy and Swerve first met in one of Blurr’s races.
Swerve had just left with his supposed hero’s number in servo when he noticed a bot holding a sparkling trying to open a door with their pede.
Swerve opens the door for the bot.
The bot looks in surprise at the open door and looks down at Swerve.
“Please, after you.”--Swerve
The bot goes through and turns to smile at him.
“Thank you so much! I’ve been trying forever to try and get that door open, but you can only do so much when your servos are tied.”--Buddy
Swerve just smiles before looking at the sparkling who was staring at him curiously.
“No Problem! Happy to help!”--Swerve
The bot looks at a nearby confection stand.
“Hey, let me buy you something as a way to say thanks.”--Buddy
“Oh, there’s no need—”--Swerve
“BAH!”--Sparkling
The bot smiles a bit.
“I think they’re insisting too…”--Buddy
“Oh! The names Swerve!”--Swerve
“That’s a nice name, I’m Buddy.”--Buddy
After a bit of talking the two had exchanged numbers and the rest was history.
Buddy doesn’t go on the ship immediately; they ended up on the ship as Megatron’s official guard.
It took a lot of convincing to get they’re only sparkling to come aboard the ship.
When Swerve heard about his friend joining the ship, he made sure to be one of the first to meet them.
Buddy was so relief to see a familiar face when they entered the ship’s entrance.
The sparkling was just cooing and giggling hearing the familiar voice.
Swerve loves the little sparkling.
The sparkling gets very attached to him and their parent when more and more unfamiliar faces start to appear.
“Hey Swerve, have you seen—”--Buddy
The sparkling is crawling on the floor with Swerve crawling behind them.
“Imma getcha! Imma get—"--Swerve
Swerve pauses and looks at Buddy who’s leaning on the door frame with a tired smile.
“I take it you got them?”--Buddy
The sparkling perks up and happily crawls to their parent.
Buddy picks up their sparkling as Swerve stands up brushing the imaginary dust from his armor.
“We just finished one of those Earth dino films and they wanted to play dinos so…”--Swerve
Buddy chuckles a bit and pats Swerve on the helm.
“Thanks Swerve.”--Buddy
Swerve looks a bit more at Buddy’s tired face.
“You know I don’t mind watching them for a while longer. Really! Anyways I think a few hours of recharge would do you good. You look like Whirl after that 36-hour cocktail binge last month.”--Swerve
“I’m fine Swerve—”--Buddy
Swerve gives them a look.
Buddy sighs before giving him their sparkling.
“Only for an hour.”--Buddy
“I’ll wake you up Buddy.”--Swerve
Buddy smiles at Swerve and their sparkling and walks back to their habsuite for some extra sleep.
Swerve knows that Buddy’s job isn’t easy and long night are a common thing, but it turned into a real nightmare when the sparkling was awake or had a nightmare.
He did his best to help Buddy with their sparkling so they could at least get an hour or two of sleep or work done.
One of the best ways he has figured out to get both Buddy and the sparkling to relax a bit was through movie nights.
He has all sort of kid’s movies or softer toned ones to entertain them both or just the sparkling and let buddy sleep through it.
It’s mainly a minibot club that joins in for the movie nights, but on the occasion, they’ll get other bots to join in.
While watching Beauty and the Beast.
“When is Belle going to use that knife and kill the Beast?”--Whirl
“Whirl this is a kids movie!”--Swerve
“And? The last ‘kids’ movie you put on had that earth cats creator die from that free fall.”--Whirl
“Wait he died!?”--Tailgate
“Yes?! Weren’t you—oh yeah, you left in the middle for a snack break.”--Whirl
“Shhh! Buddy’s sleeping. Keep it down a bit.”--Rewind
Whirl sassily waves his claw dramatically draping part of his frame on Cyclonus who was holding Tailgate in his lap. Tailgate was holding the sparkling on his lap, both extremely invested in the movie.
The sparkling is very shy meeting the new bots but does warm up to them with some time and with enough talking.
They prefer the minibots a lot more than the rest of the crew.
It may or may not be because they associate smaller bots to Swerve.
Tailgate loves playing around with the sparkling.
But he can only play certain things with them.
One time Tailgate thought it was a smart idea to bring the sparkling on his hoverboard to take a quick ride around the ship.
Buddy, Swerve, Cyclonus and Whirl walking down the hall.
“Do you think they’re okay? It’s been a couple of hours…”--Buddy
“You worry too much Buddy; Tailgate isn’t going to let anything happen to them. Tell them Cyclonus.”--Swerve
“Tailgate would never put your sparkling in harm’s way.”--Cyclonus
“Hmm…”--Buddy
“Please! What is the worst thing Panic buttons gonna do? Take them on a high speed chase—”--Whirl
Tailgate zooms past them with the sparkling strapped on their sling.
“HI! BYE!”--Tailgate
Rodimus is chasing after him with Drift following closely behind.
“…I stand corrected.”--Whirl
THUD!
Buddy falls backwards fainting.
Swerve is by their side slightly panicking that his friend just passed out.
Rewind shows pretty colors and shapes to the sparkling.
He teams up with Chromedome in trying to get them to say their first words.
Both secretly think this is their idea of practice in case either wants a kid in the future.
“C’mon say ‘Rewind’.”--Rewind
“Or Chromedome.”--Chromedome
“That’s too long.”--Rewind
“And Rewind is too complicated.”--Chromedome
Brainstorm comes into the room.
“Brainstorm?”--Chromedome
“I brought the new binary gun designs—”--Brainstorm
“Bwainstorm.”--Sparkling
“…”--Everyone
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”--Brainstorm
Brainstorm picks up the sparkling who just looks confused while Rewind face palms and Chromedome just chuckles a bit.
“Buddy is not going to like this.”--Rewind
Swerve is the sparklings favorite.
They have him wrapped around their digit and everyone knows that.
He gives the best bedtime stories, and they love hearing his voice.
The sparkling will get excited whenever they hear their parent of Swerve talk.
Swerve is Buddy’s go to babysitter but knows that they can’t rely on just him and the mini’s. They do take more of an effort to formally introduce their sparkling to the rest of the crew.
A safety precaution if you will.
Buddy pointing at a picture of Swerve.
“Safe?”--Buddy
The sparkling nods.
Buddy shows them a picture of Lockdown.
“Safe?”--Buddy
The sparkling shakes their helm.
Buddy shows a picture or Whirl.
“Safe?”--Buddy
The sparkling nods their helm.
“HA! Take that Magnus!”--Whirl
Whenever Buddy has a mission out of the ship and Swerve is babysitting them at the bar, he puts up a sign announcing when the baby is present.
This is a universal sign of being on your best behavior or he will sic Magnus or Ten on you.
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milesmolasses · 11 months
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Mango’s n Kisses (miles morales x black! reader)
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l🇯🇲
cute n kinda short
love me some mangos
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Miles stood in the Caribbean marketplace as he stared down at the ringing Facetime call.
"hey baby, um how do I know which one is the best one to buy... mhmm.. i-i'm just gonna turn my camera around and you can look at what they got."
the other day you texted Miles during your nail appointment about your craving for mangos, but they weren’t just any mangos, no no no. they were from a market that you used to live by with your mom when you were younger. this used to be your favorite place growing up because it had all your favorite snacks to eat like plantain chips, big foot chips, milo cubes, etc. however, the one thing you miss most about it was their delicious mangos. so sweet, with a hint of sourness, not too big to the point where they looked like they were pumped with chemicals, but big enough to satisfy your tastes.
you don't go back often because the market was in Queens, but you moved down to Brooklyn a while ago. but whenever you do go back, you make sure to grab some of their best-looking mangos to eat on the way home. however, you haven't been back to the market in a while; school was kicking your ass for a while and you didn't have much time to cross over to a whole new borough.
Miles had been dating you for a while now, so naturally you decided to introduce him to what you considered the best place on earth. when you got home with him, he was hooked on the mangos. he went through a good amount of them on his own, which shocked you because you could barely get through one full mango.
"Jesus Miles the mango not goin' nowhere relax-"
that was about two months ago, and since then you unfortunately, haven't gone back. so when Miles shot you a text asking if you wanted him to pick up some mangos from the market, you smiled a smile so big, the hair lady you went to that day had to ask if you were alright.
my stinka <3: i'm in Queens u want mangos?
Y/N: u fr asking me that???🤨🤨
my stinka <3:ntm on me 🙄
Y/N: sorry ily 🫶🏾
my stinka <3: imma head there rn
my stinka <3: wait how many should i get??
Y/N: idk look for a few good ones
Y/N: like 3? i'm getting my hair done rn imma text u later
half way through your hair process, you got a message from a confused miles asking which ones he should get. you were the one who usually chose what mangos to buy and so miles was there in the market, confused on what to buy.
Y/N: idfk i'm not there
my stinka <3: what color should they be???
Y/N: idfk?? if i was there i would tell u
my stinka <3: u don't even know the color?? bffr
Y/N: don't get at me blame urself! at ur big age u don't know what fruit is ripe and what isn't 💀
my stinka <3: smd
Y/N: LMFAOAOAOOO WE FR LIVIN IN A SASSY MAN APOCALYPSE AND YOU ARE LIVING PROOF💀💀💀
my stinka <3: i'm not sassy 😒
my stinka <3: imma call u hol up
you wait a few seconds for the Facetime call from miles to come in until you realized; only the back half of your hair was done. the rest was standing up on your head in a small bun, you thought you looked a hot mess. when the phone started ringing you answered and quickly turned off your camera before it could connect to miles.
his face popped up on the screen and you could see where he was with all the yummy snacks in the background. "hey bae," he said into his headphone mic.
"hey baby"
"where ya face at? turn on the camera"
"mmm, I'm good! show me the mango"
"umm no, you turn on your camera first"
"I'm getting my hair done Miles"
"and? I wanna see your face baby, please?" he whined a bit into the pleading, pouting out his chapped lips.
...yup, you folded. you couldn't deny him when he asked so sweetly. you turned on the camera but didn't show your whole face. the camera was tilted so he could only really see your forehead, but he was satisfied with what he got.
"you gonna show me when it's done?" he questioned.
"of course, now show me the fruit please," you smiled but of course, he couldn't see it.
when he showed you the fruit, he moved the camera around a bit to show you the whole selection. you told Miles to squeeze the mangos you chose and tell you how they felt.
"take the ones that feel soft, but not too soft those are too sweet," you told him as he felt around the few mangos that you told him to pick up.
"aight, thank you amor. call me when you're almost done with your hair so I can pick you up and see you."
"aww you wanna see me stinka butt?" you faced your camera towards your face so he could see the cute downward smile you had on your face.
"yeah, cutie. imma see you later mama," as you heard him call you a cutie, your heart literally fluttered.
"bye stinka.."
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I am fully convinced that miles has chapped lips 💀
he’s definitely sassy too. I stand by that
got so much love for him it might be unhealthy
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thetreefairy · 9 months
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Runaway until the sun shines p.1
warnings: yandere themes, I do not condone these actions, reader is a demon but wants to die (forcibly turned), swearing, douma is a piece of shit, cult themes, demons eating humans
They/them pronouns
did I have to completely re-read some chapters because I forgot how he acted.... yes I did.
Buy me a Ko-fi
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Reader used to be a past cult member, not by choice however.
But thanks to their parents.
And that's how Douma eventually got a special interest in Reader, much to their dismay and the parents joy. But their parents joy turned into dismay the more Reader spoke out about the comfortable feeling they were having.
But they are just being paranoid, he's their savior after all.
So when Douma asked them to give him Reader, for them to be his sibling, who were they to refuse?
Oh, how reader cried that night.
Douma couldn't understand why. He made sure to appear super friendly and welcoming to Reader and their family.
Besides that the two parents are the ones who will be saved as soon as reader is turned into a demon!
Their parents finally realized their mistake when Reader was turning into a demon infront of them, they were crying as they felt their entire being change. "Shush, my dear, your brother is here." Douma whispered softly as Reader turned into a demon. "Our first meal together is waiting for us, so change quickly, alright?"
Douma truly couldn't understand why Reader was so upset as he forced them to eat their parents. This was supposed to make Reader happy, he heard as they always rambled on about wanting a brother.
So why isn't reader listening to him?
Why did Reader keep running away
For them the answer was easy, they will run away from Douma and help the Hashira kill Douma and themselves. Not that he needs to know.
"Reader, can you talk to me?" Douma whispered, clinging onto them. The cult members were in the same room, for no doubt to pressure them.
"Lady, please." Some whispered, and some begged: "Please speak to our savoir, my lady."
"I want to talk alone." Reader eventually whispered out. Douma luckily picked up on it.
Time to piss the uppermoon off.
Okay since I have had too many ideas imma do it in multiple parts and routes, the yandere part does become more extreme in the following parts.
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6. "I didn't think you'd find out." <3
Buck walked behind Eddie like a kid in trouble; with his hands behind his back and his head low. He glanced at the man ocasionally, waiting for him to say something first.
Eddie leaned against the counter, ignoring the comical realization of how often they fought in kitchens. "Imma need you to explain a little bit," he said, closing his eyes and squeezing the bridge of his nose with the tips of his fingers.
Buck could practically see the headache forming around Eddie's head, so he made it a purpose to be concise. “It’s not what you think.”
“It isn’t?” Eddie asked, turning his body towards Buck. “You didn’t buy lingerie for your girlfriend with my credit card?”
Buck opened and closed his mouth, unsure how to proceed. Yes, but also no. “Eddie, it’s not-”
“You know, it’s bad enough you were using my card,” he mumbled, dropping the arms that had been crossed over his chest and staring at him in the eyes. “But to buy presents for this… girl you’re seeing?”
Buck bit his bottom lip, analyzing every word in the English dictionary in search of a way to say what he wanted to say properly. He must’ve been quiet for too long.
“That’s so cheap.”
Eddie’s words were echoed with laughter that swayed between dramatic and disapproving, and Buck’s chest started feeling oh, too tight, for all these demons inside.
“It wasn’t-”
“There’s no denying it, Buck. I saw the receipt,” he said, looking at the outer corners of Buck’s eyes, so as to avoid his gaze. How wasn’t he embarrassed? “It was sent to my email.”
“Eddie, they’re for me!”
Buck’s voice resonated throughout the kitchen; it bounced from the cabinet to the fridge, then to the ceiling, landing back on the ground next to them.
By the time Eddie realized his jaw was on the floor, a tiny speck of drool was already formed in the corner of his mouth. He swallowed it, blinking up in shock. “For… you?”
Buck’s neck turned pink. He shifted where he stood, scratching the back of his head. It’s not like he had kept his own secret very safe. “Yes,” he admitted, “I’m the one who wears it.”
The addition was unnecessary, but there was a blinding feeling of shame running through his veins that was rendering him insane.
“With your-”
Buck shook his head violently, putting his hands up this time. He couldn’t take it anymore. “There’s no girlfriend, there’s no- not any woman. There’s no one, really.”
Eddie frowned. He tried to decided whether to lean forward or push himself off the counter, but ended up doing a weird mixture of both. He licked his lips, processing information that seemed way too relevant to hide under the rug. “You- you wear… panties?”
“Oh, god,” Buck mumbled, covering his face with his hands. This had to be the worse way he could’ve chosen to reveal a kink.
“Why would you buy them with my card, though?”
Buck uncovered his face slowly, letting himself see through the gaps of his fingers. He frowned. Eddie didn’t even seem preoccupied, he mostly looked confused. “I didn’t think you’d find out.”
The confession stung him somewhere in his body, like a phantom itch. It felt awfully familiar to digging himself a deeper grave.
He could’ve lied and said he had confused the cards - it was plausible enough now that they lived together -, but he didn’t feel like deceiving him. Go big or go home, he guessed, so he added “I can’t come without them.”
This time, Eddie's entire face changed. Buck could have sworn he saw a thunder strike his features with the strongest of wills. He felt himself turn small under his stare.
"Buck," Eddie called, this time supporting himself on his own two feet instead of the wood. "Are you being- are you serious?"
Not that he could change anything now. "Deadly," he whispered, as if he were cracking his heart open right here on the marble floor.
A few seconds passed. Buck started wondering which kind of apology he’d need to get out of this, but then Eddie’s voice drew him out from the pit. “Put them on,” he said, hoarse, and dark, and serious.
“I-,” Buck tried. He couldn’t possibly- “What?”
“Go put them on,” Eddie repeated, taking a step closer to Buck, making him infinitesimal. “Go put them on and I’ll make you come.”
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adoremexxs · 9 months
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May I have modern Aizetsu x reader who much richer than him but is not a bad person just rich. Like she one of the most genuine nicest person and is just a rich person who happily spoil Aizetsu with gifts? Sorry if it sounds annoying
Of course 😈 It’s not annoying at all, I love doing requests, always scared imma disappoint y’all tho 😔
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“Money, money, money”
Aizetsu x rich! reader
i love the idea of Aizetsu being a bunny lover and Sekido refusing to give him one and then reader gets him one
im sorry if it is not to your liking 😔
warnings: none
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You met him at a coffee shop. You wore the prettiest outfit and you had him stuttering over his words as he took your order.
After he gave you your drink, he asked if he could have your number. Obviously you are going to say yes, because Aizetsu is a pretty boy and so sweet.
So you gave him your number and you guys started talking every day. Aizetsu tried to flirt with you. He went to Karaku and Urogi for tips. It was very bad but you thought it was cute. It just made you like him even more.
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After a few months of talking and being friends, you both clearly had an attraction to each other. You ended up going on a date with him. He went to pay for the meal and was surprised that you took out your card and you had a BLACK CARD?!
The insecurities started sinking in. What if you leave him because he is poor? What if you find some other guy who is richer and a lot better than him? How is he going to spoil you if you are probably used to getting designer things?!
“I’ll pay, Zetsu! Next date, I might let you pay.” Your sweet voice and soft smile snapped him out of it.
“Uhm, (Y/N), next date? Also shouldn’t I be paying? I’m the guy after all…” You can hear the tremble in his voice as he looks at you with those soft blue eyes. God, those eyes could make you melt.
“Zetsu! I want to pay for you! I have too much money just sitting around! I finally have someone to spend it on.” You reassure him, reaching over and holding onto his hand. His skin was soft and bore no calluses.
Aizetsu melted at the physical touch, not bothering to protest as you pay. You two made it offical after that date.
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His brothers were staring at him. Aizetsu had about 10 bags filled with clothes and other stuff that you bought him. No matter how much he insisted for you not to buy him things, you did it anyways.
“Can she be my sugar mommy?” Karaku grins, looking through the bags.
“Mine too!” Urogi is happy that Aizetsu has a girlfriend. And one that spoils him too.
Sekido just stared in awe. He never thought Aizetsu would land such a caring and wealthy girlfriend since he always seems to chose the bad ones.
“What the fuck?” Zohakuten came out of his room to see the living room filled with bags.
“(Y/N) is coming over.” Aizetsu finally tells his brothers who all freeze. They all looked at each other before running to clean up and look presentable.
Aizetsu watched them run away before bringing his clothes to his room. He had gotten a lot of bunny stuff. You didn’t judge him for liking bunnies, in fact, you encouraged it.
His room was stuffed with presents and gifts you have gave him. His favorite one was the giant bunny plushie that you insisted on buying him.
Aizetsu never thought he was worthy of such things.
He thought he was worthless and a pathetic excuse of a man, but you made him feel different.
You embraced his sensitive nature, his love for bunnies, his insecurities. You loved every bit of him and spoiled him rotten.
He wasn’t used to such things. His ex-girlfriend had belittled him so much to the point, he thought it was normal to be that way in relationships. So imagine his surprise when you didn’t call him childish for liking bunnies.
The house was clean and his brothers were presentable, waiting for you to show up.
A knock on the door told them that you were here and Sekido opened the door for you, only to immediately freeze.
Aizetsu came around the corner, “What’s up?” He went to go see why Sekido wasn’t letting you in.
“Aizetsu! My darling! Look at what I got you!” You pushed through Sekido and hurried to Aizetsu. You had a bunny in your arms.
Aizetsu froze as you walked over, putting the soft baby bunny in his arms. “Darling, look! Isn’t she cute? I got her just for you. I think this is the greatest gift I’ve ever gotten you!” Aizetsu felt his bottom lip start to tremble.
“(Y/N)…” He couldn’t muster up the words as he started to break. Your eyes had adoration in them. You truly adored him and loved him. You spoiled him with gifts and cherished him.
He couldn’t give you back anything. He felt terrible. Aizetsu felt the tears flowing as he started to cry loudly. “I’m so sorry! I can’t give you anything in return. I’m such a terrible boyfriend!”
“Zetsu! Don’t say that! I don’t need anything back.” You hug him tightly, being mindful of the bunny in his arms. “I just want you to feel loved, my bunny. Don’t worry about giving me things!”
You stroke his hair while hugging him. He eventually calmed down and played with the bunny. Karaku and Urogi played with it too. Zohakuten even joined in.
“I guess we got a bunny now.” Karaku hums, looking over at you and Aizetsu. Aizetsu’s head was in your lap while he had the tiny bunny on his chest.
Sekido was still frozen with shock.
He definitely won’t be too happy once he realizes that they got a bunny now.
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Imma do this final vent and then I’ll shut up about it.
This was a dumb move, from every possible perspective.
In the og goodbye video, they really made it sound like they were doing the streaming service because they wanted to go bigger, make cooler videos, really see what they could do and let their creative vision take the lead.
Growing as an artist is what you do when you Already Have The Money To Do So. You don’t tell your audience “give me money and then I will use to it to make cooler bigger things”. That’s not a streaming service, that’s a kickstarter.
They didn’t have the numbers to pull a streaming service off either. “We think we’re ready for television quality content” no you don’t. Sorry, no you do not. Television quality content means 30-50 crew per project, means at least 4-5 production being worked on at the same time, and at least 4-5 productions being broadcast at the same time. Watcher has maybe 2 series they upload simultaneously and they have 25 employees TOTAL. Not even CLOSE to tv levels of content, who the fuck do you think you are???
Did they really think all 3 million of their subscribers were going to follow them on this? Including kids, whose spending is dependent on their parents? Including the casuals, who only subscribed for the occasional video? Including people for whom $6 dollars on another streaming service just isn’t an option? Why DIDN’T they poll this, was this being a surprise really that important??
AND why would you completely cut off another revenue? Even if YouTube is restrictive, it’s still another source of income. Cutting that off completely is… bold.
Especially since in the apology, they let it slip that no, actually, it’s because Watcher is on the brink of having to close up shop because they’re not making enough money with just the patreon, the merch sales, the ad reads, etc.
So… one of those is a lie. Or at least part of the truth.
But let’s assume they are in financial trouble, then this was still the dumbest they could’ve done.
Welcome to the entertainment industry where we follow 1 giant fucking rule: Kill Your Darlings.
Fellas, pals, amigos, bros, dudes. If your projects spend more than what they make, it’s time to downsize. Not upscale. Cut the shit that’s spending the most money, start concentrating on how you can conserve without having to fire your crew. Put the projects where you have to fly out and buy new stuff all the time on the back burner, you can get back to them once you actually have the money for them. Work with what you already have. You have a MASSIVE studio space, fuckin use it. You HAVE sets, you HAVE props, you HAVE talent and you have ideas. Start workshopping all the crazy and shit ideas you thought weren’t gonna work and start thinking how you could make them work with the lowest possible budget you can have. Your audience is there, they’ll watch whatever you throw at them. Now is the time to go crazy and see what sticks. You HAVE viewership. Collab. CONSTANTLY. Get it the fuck out there that you exist. A lot of people had no idea a patreon existed, mention it ALL THE TIME. To the point that it becomes annoying. Do it!
If your studio is becoming too expensive, get rid of it. Sorry, kill your darlings. Move some shit around in Steven Lim’s tesla garage, put up some green screens, this is where you work now until you can afford a studio in LA again, you dipshits. Editors can work from home, sound designers can work from home, writers and researchers can work from home, meetings can happen in someone’s kitchen or living room.
And finally: be transparent. Be honest to your audience and communicate. “We’re sorry to put Ghost Files on hiatus, however we can no longer justify the cost of traveling to locations.” The majority of your audience will understand and show patience. The part of your audience that matters will wait and enjoy your other wacky shit in the meantime. Hell, they might spontaneously start their own kickstarter because those who can, will want to support you financially, if you’re just hONEST WITH THEM.
As a business, you constantly have to choose between your financial stability and that of your employees, your vision and the future of your company and what you Want to do with it, and your integrity, the trust between you and your audience. (Especially that last one, businesses can’t pretend they don’t have a relationship with their audience, that’s not how business works, guys.)
When you’re in financial straits, one of those has to go. Watcher chose the latter, they should’ve picked the middle. Their grand television quality ideas can fucking wait, if money is a problem.
Look, I’m an artist too. I had a vision too. But it was either my creative vision or being able to afford food and rent. Creativity can wait, creativity will always be there once I can support it. Living comes ALWAYS first. Asking my audience to fund my huge artistic dreams though, with only the promise of something cool, NEVER even crossed my fucking mind. That’s what donations are for, that’s what the patreon is for.
They apologised. And good. But this was a dumb decision from the goddamn start. There were like 500 steps in between and they skipped all of it. And for what? For money? For grand ideas? For greed or for hubris? How many of their original subscribers are actually gonna come back? How much money did they lose with this stunt? If they really are in financial trouble, this MASSIVE risk -which is what it has always been- might just be their downfall. And it’d be 100% their own fucking fault.
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betterthanburrow · 9 months
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2023 Football Schedule - Instagram AU
(Bengals Quarterback! Joe Burrow x Digital Creator! OC)
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Bengals: Cooked up something real good. Stay tuned.
📺: Tonight 8 pm | NFLNetwork
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username1: i can’t wait any longer… ANNOUNCE THE SCHEDULE FOR THE SEASON!
username2: undefeated season incoming!!!
username3: WHO DEY NATION IS READY!
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yourinstagram: i’m impatiently waiting for The Benagals’ 2023 football season schedule to be posted!
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CincyProblems: we’re impatiently waiting too…
username1: i’m impatiently waiting for you to drop the hair-care routine… i’m obsessed with your hair!!!!!
username2: 😍😍😍
yourbrother: you’re dating the QB? can’t you just ask him to show you the schedule?!
↳ yourinstagram: i asked him and he said no 😵‍💫
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Bengals: Screen time is up, schedule is out 📲
Here’s to everyone who got nothing done at work today.
📺: Schedule Release l NFL Network
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youtube: imma be on DND starting September 10th
username1: BRB buying tickets to all the games
username2: WHO DEY NATION! LET’S GO!
yourinstagram: AAAAAAAAA
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Bengals: This season’s agenda.
📺: Schedule Release l NFL Network
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chido: 🧘🏿‍♂️
oh_thatsmike28: Can’t wait 😤
joeyb_9: 🔥🖤
camjuice5: 🥱
camsample: showtime
swervinirvin_: 😬😬😬
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CincyProblems: Y/FN Y/LN (Joe Burrow’s girlfriend) Instagram Stories from today after the 2023 football schedule was announced!
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username1: i want my future girlfriend to be just as excited for football season to start like Y/N!
username2: that was my reaction as well to seeing that our first game of the season is against the Browns 💀
username3: i just know Y/N and Joe gossip about the schedule after she calmed down from freaking out 😭
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Bengals: Us patiently waiting for Sept. 10th
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username1: the wait is too long 😩
username2: joe definitely was the type of kid to pick dandelions in the middle of a football game.
yourinstagram: you spelled impatiently wrong…
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yourinstagram: just updated my calendar schedule… i’m busy from September 10th until February 11th 🌀
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joeyb_9: i hope you have space on your calendar schedule for your boyfriend?
↳ yourinstagram: i’ll always make space on my calendar schedule for you ☺️
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Author’s Note:
i’m publishing this Instagram AU in honor of the upcoming football season starting in a few weeks!
if you have a Instagram AU request, please send the IG AU request to my Inbox and i’ll try to get the requested Instagram AU published as fast as i can!
thank you all for the love and support! 🤍
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simping4-2manyppl · 8 months
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Hi there! Can I request a Bill (2023) x yn (a fem!reader, who is also in the band and married to Bill ) fic where they react to fanfictions or edits abt them (abt Bill and yn back in the 2000s) during an Instagram live with the other members please ?
Take care 🫶🏻
Bill Kaulitz 🎤
“Memories”
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AHH LITERALLY LOVE THIS REQUEST SMM!! IMMA DO MY VERY BEST!
Bill x y/n
I feel like this one turned out bad since i rushed it 😓 so sorry about that pookie 💔 may be some spelling mistakes!
You woke up, feeling the other side of the bed empty. You groaned, getting up and rubbing your eyes. You got up and made you way to the kitchen making coffee as you saw your husband fixing up his phone, positioning it so its facing him.
"Okay guys, now that everyones in here i thought we should do something that SOOO many people have been asking us to do." Bill said, laughing.
"Oh wait! Y/n!" He said turning around, motioning for you to come over. You picked up your coffee and made your way over to him,
"yes my love?" you said sitting down next to him, sipping on your coffee as you waved at the phone.
Seeing everyone wave, you smiled and pit your coffee on the small coffee table you guys had. "Hello everyone." You said giggling, "So?" you said turning to bill.
He smiled at you, "People have been requesting us to watch some edits i think thats what theyre called and fanfiction" (get ready guys 😣) he said with a big grin on his face. You furrowed your eyebrows and looked at him, “ill send them in our group chat so we can all see them at the same time.” bill said, pressing send.
You put your head on his shoulder, looking at the video, it was one of your guys concerts from when you were younger. “Oh gosh.. we were so little!” you said, a warm smile appearing on your face. “You were about 13 years old and i was only 14” he said, chuckling. “Exactly! Super young.” You said.
The edit was you and bill singing while there were some clips of tom, gustav, and georg playing. “When georg had his long hair!” you said laughing, “i was always jealous of his luscious hair.” You said, as georg laughed. “I know, everyone was.” He said winking, “it was beautiful.” He said, causing you to all laugh.
You watched more edits as they contained small clips of interviews you guys did when you were younger or other clips that you would sometimes record or someone else. You could remember them as if they were from yesterday, you felt old as you looked at your crazy younger self. Over the years you have had crazy looks as you never got to figure yourself out, you remember borrowing either tom or bills clothes or youd buy some clothes of your own but youd always prefer everyone else’s.
It was cute, looking back at how youthful you all were and you still were pretty young but just seeing your teen self brought back some of the best memories.
The last video bill showed was an edit of your guy’s wedding, including the members as they were also apart of it.
You loved seeing memories of the day you finally married the love of your life, you felt yourself smiling super hard as you looked at bill, “this is adorable, thank you my love.” You said giving his a small and quick kiss. “I love seeing these videos of our wedding, tom looks so silly right there.” He said laughing, “hey! No i dont.” He said rolling his eyes and he clicked on a new filter.
“Tom how do you get that, i want the cool filters too.” Bill said, whining and pressing on the screen, trying to figure out on how to get the filters. You rolled your eyes and laughed, they were always being so silly and that was one of the things you loved about bill, the relationship he had with his brother, considering you never grew up that close with any of your siblings.
“Okay, whatever. Lets move on to the fan fiction.” Bill said excitedly. You grabbed your coffee and sipped on it, “you guys, i dont know how to work this but im going to try my best. Ill be reading it out loud.” He said and clicked on an app. “Alright..” he said looking focused, trying to figure the app out.
he finally found one after searching and the title read “Your living nightmare.” ( i told yall to get ready 😓) “Ooo tom this ones about you!” bill said as tom looked at him confused, “what do you mean.” He said, “someone wrote this about you tom!” he said and started reading it, and boy was it odd.
They would go into deep detail of the character and tom, it was crazy how they made up so many things, i mean tom? A gangster? He was probably one of the nicest people you knew, obviously it didn’t appear like that to most people since he would put up an act but now you were just nervous about the rest of the fanfiction.
You wondered what people wrote about you and bill. After bill got bored and really weirded out by the fanfic he chose a new one, something called “oneshots” you didnt know what they meant but apparently they were like little chapters but each one contained a different plot and story.
He read out some about gustav and georg, some about tom and himself, he would squeal nervously when it was about him, and youd just laugh. This ones about you.” Bill said smirking at you, “something called smut?” you furrowed your eyebrows and nodded, you were now extremely nervous, “okay..” you said as he started reading, into the middle of the chapter his jaw dropped as he put his phone down, “yeahhh… okay, lets stop right there.”
He said, still shocked. “What? What is it?” you said confused as to why he stopped. He leaned over and whispered in your ear, “its about you and like.. sex related things.” He said, your face immediately turning red. “Oh wow..” you said shocked, you definitely weren’t expecting this but maybe you should have, i mean ever since you were a teenager you did always get alot of attention and some boys would catcall you and tell you things so you were pretty used to it but you never expected someone to write something sexual about you.
You laughed it off and just finished your coffee as it was already cold from you leaving it as you were busy reading the fan fictions with bill. “Well.. this whole thing was definitely interesting..” you said placing your lips together, pressing them shut.
As you said your goodbyes the live ended and bill looked at you, “some of the things they wrote about you were pretty accurate you know.” He said smirking, “you do love to moan my name out loud, dont you mein schatz?” He said, caressing your cheek with his thumb. His face now inches away from yours. Your face now as red as a tomato, “i-“ you tried to say but got interrupted, “shh..” bill said, placing his lips onto yours, slowly kissing you as you felt the kiss turn hungry very quickly. “Lets go to the bedroom.” He said getting up and grabbing your hand. You grabbed his hand and squealed in excitement.
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Title: Wings of Mischief
Ship: Natasha Romanoff x Reader (but only if you squint)
Warnings: background character death?
(A/N- I might make this into a full story, but have a little drabble while I get over writers block)
You sighed as you listened to the familiar sound of water drip from the ceiling in a constant pattern. Your knife twirled between your fingers, the metal now warm from use, as you waited for your hostage to wake up.
It was a red-headed woman, you think your dealer called her the Blue Spider or something, you weren't sure. Anyways, big money was involved and it seemed like fun so who were you to say no? The woman was tied to a chair, adorning a deep red t-shirt and black pants plus some sneakers. You almost wished her eyes were open, they were the most beautiful shade of green.
The woman groaned as her eyes blinked open, taking in her surroundings and you grinned. You leaned your chest against the back of your chair and draped your arms over it as the woman adjusted to her surroundings.
"Hiiii!" you drawled, "Nice to see your finally awake."
The pretty red-head glared at you as she finally gained full consciousness.
"Aww, don't give me that look," you pouted and twirled your knife once more, drawing her eyes to it.
She struggled against the restraints bounding her to the chair, metal handcuffs securing her hands and legs to it. After a moment she gave up and went still glaring at you.
"Ok so," you started to stand and walk towards her, stopping when she spat at your feet, "Hey! That was rude," crossing your arms and pouting your crouched in front of her, "Look, it's nothing personal, but you are going to make me big, big, big, money."
She eyed for a moment before grunting out, "You're new."
That threw you for a moment and you blinked wide eyes at her, "Thank you..? I'll take that as a compliment."
The woman shrugged as best she could, "Go ahead. You just aren't like other kidnappers."
"Oh it is a compliment!" you squealed, "Thanks!"
She didn't seem to appreciated your cheery attitude.
Sighing, the woman titled her head, "Have you ever thought about using your talent for good?"
You waved your hand in the air as you stood, "Meh. Good, bad those are all just labels. I prefer the term fun."
"Fun for whom exactly?" she questioned with narrowed eyes and furrowed brows.
"Me!" you exclaimed casting your hands out to your sides in a dramatic fashion, "duh."
Subconsciously you twirled your knife between your fingers once more, the action somewhat soothing having been a pattern since you were young. You pursed your lips as you paced around the woman, noticing her fingers twitching at the cuffs around her wrists. So she was smart. Good.
"Oki Doki," you clapped your hands together, forgetting the knife and wincing when you hit it, "Ow. Anyways, here's the deal cause I like you. Imma leave, my contracto/r will be here soon. If you're gone," you shrugged helplessly, "you're gone and you kidnapped me. Deal?"
You smiled when she simply glared you at you, "Oh honey, I noticed your hands working the cuffs already, I'm sure you'll be gone by the time my employer gets here."
Snatching your duffle off of the counter on your way towards the window you turned and blew her a kiss, "Toodle loo!"
Wings sprouted from your back, ripping your clothes (dammit, you just got new ones), as you launched yourself out of the window and let the wind carry you away.
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You didn't see the woman again for a few months, picking up a few jobs here and there. That was, until you were supposed to kill this super fancy man - to be honest you forgot his name - at this super fancy party. Thus you bought the fanciest clothing you could find. In reality, you ought to buy a dress, but that just wasn't your style so you went with a suit instead.
Smoothing it down you looked in the mirror as you stuck earrings into your various ear piercings and tightened your tie. The party was supposed to start half an hour ago, so you could be fashionably late - not that anyone was expecting you.
Once you arrived, blinding lights met your eyes, disco lights, and people chattering all around. It was rather loud for your taste, but it would have to do. You sighed and got to work. Locating the man you were supposed to take out wasn't hard to do, he was an older man with greying hair and a bushy beard.
Rolling your eyes you mingled until he excused himself you took your chance. Also excusing yourself from the random woman you were socializing with you trailed after the man. He rounded a corner, heading towards his private room.
Before you could enter after him a hand yanked on your suit collar, blocking off your air, and you stumbled back.
"Hey!" you yelled, "That was ru-"
Your legs were swept underneath you, cutting off your sentence. A weight, surprisingly light, was pressed onto your hips. A pale face stared down on you as a woman pinned your arms to the ground.
You grinned up at the red-head who you had captured a few months prior, "Y'know if you wanted to be on top all you had to do was ask."
She wrinkled her perfect nose in disgust before hissing, "What are you doing here?"
Huffing you flipped the two of you over, this time you on top, "I like this better," you wiggled your eyebrows, watching her nose crinkle and eyebrows furrow once more, "I just hafta do something then I'll be outa your way sweetheart."
Giving her a wink, your pressed a small device into her side - an electrical shock flooding her body as you hopped off just in time. Brushing invisible dust off your hands you stared down at her. Damnit, you didn't think this through. Ok...where to put her? You glanced around a tad frantically before locating a random door and dragging body over and shoving her inside the random room.
"Sorry sweetheart," you whispered, "I have a job to do."
The rest of the job was easy, you killed the fancy dude - blood spilled out of his neck and flooded the white carpet, staining it your favorite color. You leaped out the window once more, your wings carrying you back to your safehouse.
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Your next meeting with the woman was, to your shock, in one of your own safehouses. Priding yourself on having rather secure houses, you were quite shocked. The woman showed up with a man who carried a bow and had sandy blonde hair.
"Hi!" you chirped despite your surprise, "I see you brought a friend this time."
You turned some bacon over from where they sat sizzling in a pan on the stove, even though it was around midnight. You held the pan up, bacon cooked and ready to eat, "You want some?"
Both humans stared at you questioningly as you plopped your bacon onto a plate and grabbed a piece with your bare hands, "No? Ok."
It took a moment before either of them could formulate a response, but it was the man who did so, "No eggs with those?"
Gasping, you placed a hand over your heart, "How could you? Are you suggesting I commit cannibalism?"
Crunching down on the bacon you giggled as both humans stared at you, perplexed once more. You waved a piece of bacon around, "Relax, I'm joking." Rounding to counter you stood in front of them with your hands on your hips, "So, what do I owe the pleasure of two SHIELD agents?" It was hard not to identify them as such, and even with your limited knowledge of the how human's worked you were able to see the emblem on the man's shoulder.
The woman pursed her lips and regarded you for exactly two breaths before she spoke in her silky smooth voice ( you refused to admit that it sounded like heaven to your ears) that had the slightest rough Russian inflection, "You're an...oddity. SHIELD wants to learn more."
You let out an exasperated sigh, "First HYDRA and now SHIELD," your lips formed a pout and you sagged your entire body, "Can I just be left alone?"
The man shook his head with a small, almost fond, smile, "Sorry kiddo, no can do," he pulled handcuffs out of his pocket, "Would it be a stretch to ask you to put these on and come with us?"
"Ooooo!" you clapped your hands together in excitement, "First, not a kid," you held up one finger before holding up another, "Second, you brought friendship bracelets? I'm honored."
The woman looked close to snapping, much to your amusement, and stated in a deadpan voice, "Those are handcuffs."
"Eh, technicalities," you shrugged in indifference and popped your last piece of bacon into your mouth, "Any chance I could get your names?"
Honestly, you didn't expect to get their names - they were most likely spies after all. Especially when the man opened his mouth but the woman elbowed his side with a glare. They seemed to have a mini staring contest before the woman sighed heavily.
"I'm Clint Barton and that's Natasha Romanoff," the man introduced, gesturing between the two.
"Great!" you chirped, wings sprouting out of your back once more.
You shook them out, a couple feathers dropping to the ground as you winced and the two stared in shock. You took their moment of stunned silence to jump out the window with a flip, your wings sprawling out and spreading wide. Distantly you could a faint, "I told you so!" causing you to giggle.
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heavyhitterheaux · 1 year
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Trophy Wife/Trophy Husband
First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU
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jackharlow: You can guess who bought her that shirt 🤭😏
My trophy wife y/ninsta 😍
y/ninsta: jackharlow you so cute lol
saweetie: she most definitely is! my best frienddddd
sza: BADDIE
blancahood: imma say this under ever post. TRIPLETS WHERE?!
druski2funny: now why yall got the triplets college fund on the floor?!
jackharlow: druski2funny that's not their college fund, just their monthly allowance
urbandjack24: well damn okay then. I see yall big ballin
urbanwyatt: their monthly allowance? what the hell they buying? G Wagons?!
jackharlow: urbanwyatt Autumn might have asked for a mini one the other day
jessicakelce: jackharlow WAIT A MINUTE. She asked me for one too! and I already shipped it to the house!
y/ninsta: jackharlow get your daughter smh because jessicakelce we bought her one yesterday
theestallion: lmaooooo not yall getting finessed by yall offspring
jackharlow: all the bad bitches love a big baller
y/ninsta: richer than her ex and he's a bit taller jackharlow: bar spitter, but I get my kids swallowed 2forwoyne: jackharlow except the three you got running around claybornharlow: lmaooooo
dualipa: I should have bought it for her first smh most gorgeous trophy wife I know
jackharlow: dualipa don't start
dualipa: jackharlow too late
softtcurse: and who did that make up?!
y/ninsta: softtcurse only you of course. you the best bby. thank you.
allthingsy/n: wayment yall just having photoshoots in the house? who is watching the offspring?! ESPECIALLY AUTUMN 😭
y/ninsta: yall gon stop coming for my youngest lmaooooo and besides they were sleeping
claybornharlow: y/ninsta jack means that I bought that shirt for you, but he told you that it was his bright idea smh
jackharlow: claybornharlow you weren't anywhere near me when I bought this!
y/ninsta: claybornharlow hiii little baby! I expect you over for dinner tomorrow night!
2forwoyne: y/ninsta PAUSE! what about us?!
shloob_: yeah, we want to be fed!
y/ninsta: I know how yall remember how outta pocket yall were on the plane going to coachella. these are the consequences of your actions
yungskylark: y/ninsta but you can feed jack?
y/ninsta: yungskylark he's my husband and needs his energy to dick me down. I'll be feeding him in more ways than one 😏
jackharlow: y/ninsta 😉😉😉
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y/ninsta: my trophy husband 😍
Be jealous bitches. Only person riding that dick is me 🤭
jackharlow: y/ninsta baby, you know that you can always ride for free, you never have to ask
y/ninsta: jackharlow 😏
saweetie: just a bunch of nasties
y/ninsta: saweetie and I'll be that! smh
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta and this is why you have 3 children now smh
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt and I'll have 3 more
jackharlow: y/ninsta OH
y/ninsta: jackharlow NO. I WAS MAKING A POINT. NOT BEING SERIOUS. DO NOT GET ANY IDEAS.
shloob_: now y/ninsta you know good and damn well not to say anything like that because jackharlow stays ready
sza: she's about to be knocked up next week
y/ninsta: nope. birth control has been restarted. absolutely not.
softtcurse: hold on y/ninsta were you ever on birth control? I'm being nosey lmao
y/ninsta: softtcurse of course I was! my birth control was swallowing!
jessicakelce: BITCHHHHHHHHHH SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP.RIGHT.NOW.
blancahood: y/ninsta no your motherfucking ass did not just say that lmaoooo
saweetie: y/ninsta I swear I cannot stand you
dualipa: I guess he's okay
jackharlow: here her ass goes
dualipa: jackharlow if y/ninsta thinks that you're good enough for her then you obviously are. but don't get it twisted, I can take your place at ANY time
jackharlow: dualipa you can never go a day without choosing violence, can you?
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y/ninsta: I'm back and I'm better 💕
allthingsy/n: first ladyyyyyyy! you look so gorgeous!
jackharlow: prettiest baby momma in the universe 😍😍
druski2funny: pleaseeee leave your husband for me
claybornharlow: druski2funny only person she's leaving him for is yours truly
dualipa: so the both of you just forgot that I exist?
softtcurse: count me in too
jackharlow: all of yall can fuck all the way off. never going to happen. right, baby? y/ninsta back me up here
y/ninsta: jackharlow you know I only have eyes for you but where's my fan club president? urbanwyatt!!!! show yourself! give the people what they want!
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta whatever it is, I didn't do it
softtcurse: urbanwyatt where the fuck is my y/n fan club merch that I was promised?! it's been MONTHS
dualipa: I second this
druski2funny: I want a meet and greet
lilnasx: druski2funny now your dumbass has met her how many times?!
druski2funny: lilnasx but not with the full fan expericence
urbanwyatt: none of yall are getting a damn thing so stop asking ESPECIALLY you Yasmin
softtcurse: urbanwyatt fine. Y/N!!!!! URBAN WON'T GIVE ME MY MERCH!
y/ninsta: softtcurse I'll send you some, no worries.
urbanwyatt: prepare for her to walk around with your face on everything she wears
softtcurse: urbanwyatt stop being such a hater
urbandjack24: wait, I want merch too
2forwoyne: Y/N has officially abandoned us. her and Jack had kids but forgot about their other kids which is us in PG
jackharlow: 2forwoyne you just mad because you're hungry. go eat a snickers and then come back and talk to us.
theestallion: not the snickers lmaooooo
y/ninsta: yall are such big babies, it's ridiculous but when I say that, yall get offended smh make it make sense
blancahood: y/ninsta you are the mom of the group who has to keep everyone in check
y/ninsta: blancahood it's a hard job but someone has to do it
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y/ninsta: woke up my honey bun at 2 am and told him to get ready and that we had somewhere to be. after convincing him that the babies would be fine, he finally agreed lol
jackharlow: y/ninsta baby can you please tell me where we're going?
y/ninsta: jackharlow no, it's a surprise silly!
urbanwyatt: so, yall just left yall first born here to fend for his self?
jackharlow: urbanwyatt call Yasmin, you'll be okay. there's food and water in the house
sza: lmaoooo I literally cannot with you three
jessicakelce: bring me something back!
jackharlow: and she woke me up when I had just gone to sleep around midnight
y/ninsta: jackharlow oops sorry baby. it's worth it though! been planning this for a while and I hope you like it
jackharlow: y/ninsta if it's coming from you, I know I'll love it. now is this the trip we go on where you tell me you're pregnant again?
normani: no he didn't lmao
y/ninsta: jackharlow only thing I'm pregnant with is a food baby so keep dreaming
jackharlow: y/ninsta so my mission by the end of this trip is to get you pregnant? okay cool. noted.
y/ninsta: jackharlow I will make you sleep on the couch in our hotel room
saweetie: y/ninsta lies. you talk about how fine your husband is all the time and you're going to let him sleep on the couch? girl, shut up and ride that man into the sunset.
jackharlow: YES, CALL HER OUT DIAMONTE!
y/ninsta: I see it's not one fake bitch in here, there's two 🙄
jackharlow: y/ninsta well did she lie?
y/ninsta: jackharlow you get on my nerves and I'm about to go to sleep
jackharlow: y/ninsta well come here and lay in daddy's lap
urbanwyatt: ENOUGH! I am fighting for my life watching the three that you have. DO NOT ADD ANY MORE UNTIL I CAN GET A HANDLE ON THIS
jackharlow: Urb, you sound stressed. everything okay?
jackandy/naremyparents: Urb about to go bald and we already know it's Autumn's fault
urbanwyatt: jackharlow YOUR YOUNGEST IS TERRORIZING ME
jackandy/naremyparents: whoop there it is lmao
y/ninsta: urbanwyatt just give her bluey and she'll be distracted for a while
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta SHE IS CLIMBING EVERY THING IN THE HOUSE
jackharlow: urbanwyatt how when we put up the baby gates?
urbanwyatt: jackharlow doesn't matter how. she finds a way around it every single time. enjoy your trip while I try not to land in someone's emergency room
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jackharlow: my baby surprised me with a vacation to Dubai. I love you stink 😘
y/ninsta: jackharlow I love you too smush. just saw how stressed you've been lately and decided to do this for you. you always spoil me and I always love spoiling you in return
jackharlow: y/ninsta then spoil me and let me get you pregnant
urbanwyatt: jackharlow NO. I've finally got a handle on things, but I'm still not ready.
y/ninsta: jackharlow I'm ignoring that
urbandjack24: lmaoooo the triplets have urban fighting for his life
druski2funny: oh so now you don't invite your life partner anywhere anymore?
y/ninsta: druski2funny back off, he's mine
druski2funny: jackharlow leave your wife for me
jackharlow: druski2funny after we hit a small bump in our relationship and you were ready to call it quits? NO. I stay where I'm appreciated.
2forwoyne: now jackharlow why do you want to get y/n pregnant again because we all know how you barely survived the last pregnancy
yungskylark: she wanted to get dicked down 12 times a day and shit
y/ninsta: yall not about to make me feel bad because my hormones were running rampant. just wanted to rip my baby daddy's clothes off every time I saw him
shloob_: and you don't see the problem with that?
jackharlow: shloob_ nope
urbanwyatt: and the time that I'm caught them in the hallway after jackharlow was hiding from her. complained and went right over to her to get his dick wet
jackharlow: urbanwyatt I'd do it again too.
saweetie: jackharlow we know with yall nasty asses. surprised it took this long to get her pregnant.
jackharlow: saweetie well there were a few scares along the way 👀
claybornharlow: jackharlow wait, other than the one I knew about?
jackharlow: claybornharlow yes
sza: jackharlow SPILL THE TEA
jackharlow: sza ehhhh maybe another time
y/ninsta: jackharlow we don't talk about that one. that was worse than the first
jessicakelce: WORSE? OH NOW I HAVE TO KNOW
y/ninsta: jessicakelce another story for another day lol now jackharlow come feed me I'm hungry
jackharlow: y/ninsta imma feed you this dick
y/ninsta: jackharlow after I get actual food please 🙄
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y/ninsta: I'd do anything to make you smile 😃
jackharlow: y/ninsta this trip has been amazing, thank you mamas
y/ninsta: jackharlow always want to make sure my baby is good. you're welcome smush.
jackandy/naremyparents: my parents are officially in their soft era
jackharlowsource: all they want to do is love up on each other and take care of their babies without the drama (no pun intended)
urbandjack24: they've come a long wayyyyy and so happy to see them thriving
saweetie: please tell me he put on sunscreen this time
y/ninsta: saweetie I literally had to hold him down and straddle him to put it on but it worked
jackharlow: y/ninsta you just won't let me be great
y/ninsta: jackharlow you not about to be out here raw dogging the sunlight without protection. the hell wrong with you?
jackharlow: y/ninsta I'd rather be raw dogging you instead
normani: it never ends. it has gotten worse because you are now a MILF.
jackharlow: normani she'll be pregnant by the time we get back to Louisville
y/ninsta: jackharlow the coochie is closed for business until further notice until you get your shit together
jackharlow: y/ninsta wait, what?
y/ninsta: jackharlow you heard me smh
urbanwyatt: jackharlow put what time she folds in the group chat because I know that she will
jackharlow: urbanwyatt I already started timing it lmaoooo
y/ninsta: my best friend is against me
urbanwyatt: y/ninsta not against you, I just know you like the back of my hand
y/ninsta: YALL tell jackharlow to stop staring at me like he wants to eat me
jackharlow: y/ninsta but I do wanna eat you we got 20 minutes until our flight leaves
y/ninsta: jackharlow you better make this quick smh
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eclectic-sassycoweyes · 10 months
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Been thinking a lot about not only TK using Carlos’ bicep as his personal ‘emotional support bicep’ which 🥹🥹🥹 - also thank you and creds to @paperstorm for making the huge contribution to the whole entire fandom with this description -
But, also about the whole thing from Carlos’ perspective and how Carlos reacts to it, and feels about it, makes my stomach do a little swoop every time I come across a gif from either the wedding ep or the scene where they’re waiting for news on Marjan
Like, I’m thinking about semi-lonely, tense pre- and during season 1 Carlos needing someone, not just to love and be loved by but to take care of and hold and be there for🥺 Like we all know Carlos must work a lot to maintain those biceps and of course this is probably for his own sake bc he likes them, and to be good at his job etc but,,
He’s obviously gotten some attention from it, guys who finds him sexy and maybe likes a little power play
And he can appreciate that especially when ‘guys’ are in fact TK who enjoys it and wants him to use his strength a little bit to press his hands into the mattress above his head: (🔥)
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Or to ‘twist his arm’ 😏😏
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But more than that S1 Carlos longed for his body (huge bicep) to be appreciated in different ways. To be the one that someone (TK) needed to be held by, to be the shoulder (bicep) that someone (TK) could cry on, and lean on (both figuratively:
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And literally:
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- He needed to be that for someone (TK), to take on that role in a healthy, loving relationship. And he certainly got that from TK. But he got even more than that, more than he could have dreamed of, bc with TK he’s also become a shoulder (bicep) to sleep on:
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Not just in the domestic privacy of their own home, but in public, among a wonderful new group of friends and family:
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As well as a shoulder (bicep) to both lean on and rub their thumb back and forth on for self soothing:
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In short, that work paid off exponentially as he got to be someone’s (TK’s) ‘emotional support bicep’. 🥲
And what completely gets me is the way he’s so casual about it in this last one. Like I imagined the first couple of times Carlos in his head would have been like ‘oh, okay, my bicep is now your pillow, I see, I’ll stay as still as possible or react in some way like by kissing your hair or something or move so you’re more comfortable’, and ‘oh okay, you’re not letting go, you really must love that bicep, I’ll buy a permanent gym membership and think of that ever time I work out, this bicep shall be forever dedicated to your needs’ while in his head being all 😳🫠🥰😌🥹🥹🥰
But now he barely reacts, it’s so natural. He just barely registers that ‘oh, my adorable, emotional boyfriend (husband😭) (TK who I know in and out and who know me the same way😭) is (once again/per usual😭) reserving my bicep for emotional support reasons while he cries on me, imma let him do his thing while I grab his ankle, both to comfort TK,’ - but also bc while TK needs to physically lean on someone (Carlos) when he’s emotional (or sleepy, or just, it’s right there anyway), what Carlos needs it something (someone) (TK) to hold on to, to tether himself to bc it’s overwhelming for him to lose control of his emotions.
And TK is the perfect rock for him because he’s not only so open about his emotions, and an adorable kitten boyfriend (husband), but because he’s also and at the same time incredibly strong and prepared to catch Carlos at any time😭
The naturalness of it all just says so much about how long they’ve been together and built their relationship, how well they know and how comfortable they are with each other and how they’re perfect for each other and fit together like two pieces of a puzzle! There are some thoughts here about different kinds and ways of embodying ‘masculinity’ and vulnerability but I’m not nearly eloquent enough rn to go into that..
Anyway, with TK, Carlos, now without even giving it a second thought, has gotten the relationship he dreamed of and more, has gotten exactly the appreciation for his strength and body (biceps) that S1 Carlos longed for and worked so hard for, and gets to take on the role in his relationship that he needs and be who he always were and I’m just 😭🥹🥹🥰🥰🫠 slowly melting away over it.
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