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perpetually-sad-but-its-fine · 1 year

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10x13 of chicago pd

its been a while since ive done this, im so sorry

oh a graveyard

yipee

who's grave?

justin’s?

al?

ALVIN

I KNEW IT

oh god wait

why are they bringing him up now?

asa chapman

yay

‘since youre a fan of small talk’

...is that her trying to flirt?

this is a fun conversation

real fun

where is this going

what're you tryna do lady?

what is this

they say pedro

and all i can keep thinking about is pedro pascal

he agreed?

really?

love kev’s convo

its great

torresssss

my babbyyyyy

is hailey ever gonna be partnered up w/ someone who isn't voight??

srsly

like after everything in season 9

they're still partnered together?

car chase

OH MY GOD

bro what

that was so sudden

adammm

my love

oh dead body

joy

oH GOD

BRO

car explosion

fun

acetone

fun

anywas

‘how'd you know it was acetone?’

‘guess i must've been to too many rerock houses’

oh asa chapman

hello there

what do you get out of this?

it feels like its more personal than just a ci

haileyyyyyyy

my wife

‘really? dealer finally realised that killing customers is bad for buisness’

‘hm.’

that's a fair point tho

its like the drug dealers dont care that dead bodies are going to drive ppl away

lookin at adam?

is he going to do it?

oh wait no

TORRES

my baby

bro

hes so cuteee

dante ramiro

dude thinks that he can change just his last name

and hes good apparently

oh adam is here

lovely

‘ass clown’

oh they're fighting now

HOLY SHIT

ADAM GOT HIS ASS BEAT

BRO IM CACKLING

ADAM LOOKED LIKE HE WAS IN SEVERE PAIN

LMAOOOO

kev and torres

they're great

i love them

hailey still wearing her wedding ring makes me cry

that's a hugeass wire

BOOKS

i love books

books are great

books>>>>>> drugs

books are better than drugs

moving on

im scared now

pls take care of my baby

please

oh jesus

great

oh fun

HAILEY

LOOKING AFTER TORRES

MY HEART IS FULL

oh wait

another cop

wait what

the fuck???

BRO????

WHAT???

explanations

please

explanations

yay

BRO WHYD YOU SEND HIM????

tell him that

girl

tell the fuckin truth

brO

THERE WAS NO TRUTH THERE????

oh no

ROBBERY

noooo

this is bad

this is really really bad

THEYRE NOT GONNA MOVE IN???

BRO

THEYRE GONNA WATCH AS THEY ROB SOMEONE

oh no this poor lady

THEYRE GONNA WATCH AS THIS GRANDMOTHER IS BEING KILLED???

thank you torres

thank you

youre using your brain

what?

more acetone?

seriously?

what's the acetone for??????

i want answers

oh god

hes bribing cops

I KNEW IT

careful torres

careful

OH MY GOD

ITS ASA CHAPMAN

I THINK SO

OH GOD

come one

GIVE ME THE TRUTH

I WANT THE TRUTH

gant and lopez

barely know them

love them

they're great

oh no

where's this going

oh my god wait

were chapman and villar in love????

WHERE THEY FUCKING???

jesus just say it

what happened??

teLL ME??

OH MY GOD

THEY FUCKEd

I KNEW IT

I FU CK I N G KNE W IT

i feel bad for her now

oh i feel really bad for her now

poor chapman

poor girl

chapman’s got trust issues

really asking why voight won't tell

t r u s t i s s u e s

oh joy

more illegal activity

i feel like this an illegal version of some cooking show

does torres know how to do this before hand?

or was he just taught?

‘enough for 90 years’

lovely thoughts

oh great

TORRES DONT PUSH IT

oh great

this'll be fun

oh adam getting back at torres

wait hold on

WOULDNT THE GUY KNOW THAT ADAM WAS AT THE BAR????

are they gonna put him in ‘the cage’

yep its back

after idk how long

but its back

i wanna kill him

guys not too stupid actually

nvm

he stupid

he gave himself up

he real stupid

chapman

yay

more conflict = more fun

i actually like asa chapman

she seems like a good balance for the team

hes not gonna tell the unit the truth??

‘and we have evidence for that?’

‘not yet.’

this sounds like bullshit

adam suspects something different tho

oh crumpled up piece of paper

fun

the third cousin

oh my god

did they bury the body in the concrete???

this is intense

THEY BURIED THE BODY THERE

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

I KNEW IT

oh they're gonna destroy this building for that body

poor nina

poor girl

coME ON

youre gonna make me cry dammit

‘tell me everything’

you dont wanna know

please you dont wanna know what happened

blood splatter on the handle even after five years?

really?

that seems a bit out there

wow

that was so casual

‘chicago pd, lemme see your hands’

as the guy us walking across the room with his phone in hand

oh poor Nina

i feel so bad for her

lowkey kinda hoping she sticks around

she’d be a good addition to the team

‘he’s dirty. he’s cruel.’

he is tho

hes both of those things

wait

is there something that's gonna happen between the two of them?

i can't tell

also

i really want hank to have a love interest

really badly

it'd be fun to watch

ALSO

WHERE WAS TRUDY????

WHERE WAS MY MOTHER????

#*kissy kissy* watches chicago pd #chicago pd 10x13 spoilers #chicago pd 10x13 #chicago pd spoilers #hank voight #hailey upton #dante torres #kevin atwater #kim burgess #adam ruzek

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give-l-and-light-therapy · 3 years

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For Light:

Wow, that's some arrogance. But anyway, if we were to divorce justice from punishment, what do you think that would look like? I wonder if healing, safety, fairness and compassion are more useful goals than justice. You're smart, I think you'd have noticed by now that specific crimes are underreported due to social stigmas and if they are reported, most of the time the criminal is not prosecuted because of lack of evidence. What do you plan to do about this? You are not omniscient and killing all suspect would not be fair. What are your plans on supporting the recovery and healing of the victim?

Also, about your plans for the future, how do you guarantee that they won't become corrupt?

For Light: I forgot to add this to the other ask but wouldn't it be way easier for a justice system reform if you are the President? Why stop at police?

"Hello again, aliurh. A person of many questions I see.

Alright then, let's separate the ideas of 'justice' and 'punishment' from each other. Healing, safety, fairness, and compassion are certainly all very important concepts, if not as important as the concept of justice. I strive to achieve all of these. I may not be able to do it all at once, but I most definitely want the new world I am creating to have all of these things.

As for your second question, I obviously intend to pass judgement on those that the police are not able to, or refuse to get a hold of. Through my own research and means, I will think carefully about the crimes these people have committed and will consider whether or not they deserve to be punished by the hand of Kira. Also, I am fully aware of the fact that I am not omniscient and I never said I would kill all suspects.

In terms of supporting the victims who have suffered, I intend to make things such as therapy and other medical needs more accessible and cheaper. That is, if I am able to get my way and win this battle against L.

In response to your question about corruption, I obviously cannot fully guarantee it will not happen. But that is why I will take the utmost care in selecting the person and/or people who will be in charge of leading the world as 'Kira'.

Finally, to answer your last question, I do agree that it could possibly be easier to reform the justice system by becoming a world leader, but I honestly have no intention to do so. I am simply fine with staying in the police force while acting as a god behind the shadows. My goal is not to reform the justice system as the president, but rather to change people's hearts and mindsets by getting rid of people the world does not need.

-Light"

#holy crap the amount of thinking that went into this-#geez aliurh you're asking some really deep and insightful questions #rlly making us think haha #pls we're not this smart #/j #/lh #in all seriousness tho pls keep sending asks we love answering them!!#death note #light yagami #asks #light answers #aliurh #therapy #dn #mod Isa #mod Micah #give l and light therapy

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exhoe-imagines · 4 years

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Since I am in the midst of wedding planning, would love to hear what you guys think each of the EXO boys' wedding would turn out like (assuming their partners give them total control 😂)! But also an important lesson I learned: social distancing doesn't stop people from reaching out virtually to you so me time became so much more essential these days!!

teehee we’re still so excited for your wedding 🥺🥺🥺 and we had a lot of fun discussing this crackhead shit LOL – also you’re SO right. texting is suddenly blowing up and i’m like “time to check out” JKDSJFAKWE

minseok ✧ i feel like he’s a great middle ground. he’ll keep you sane and handle the stuff that you don’t have time for, he’ll give valid and real comments, but won’t be controlling. it’s very much a team effort. unless you want like a candy bar or something bc “darling, that’s a little out there.” and you’re like minseok, have some FUN. live your best LIFE. but it’s ok bc he’ll get you everything you want as a surprise and you’ll cry like “omg” and he’ll just PREEN bc YES he IS the greatest husband 😌

luhan ✧ im sorry you’re giving HIM control? u want him to go into CARDIAC ARREST??? if you want your wedding to take place in a shack with 6 people attending, then sure, by all means, give lu control. but if not, please for the love of GOD do not ask him. he’ll put in comments every now and then (for cake flavors definitely or like. his tie color or some shit like that) but if you ask him to pick between maroon and rhubarb he’ll ERROR 404: LUHAN IS NOT RESPONDING. and just stand there like a mannuquein 😳😳😳

yifan ✧ oh christ don’t do that to him, he can only handle so much LOL. he’ll defintiely tag along for everything bc he’s clingy and he wants to see the dress/tux/whatever you pick and you’re like “it’s a surprISE YIFAN” but he does Not Care. but he doesn’t know the difference between silk or satin so he’s basically no help KAMFKSFJKE. he does pull up with the hella gaudy shit tho and you’re like “yifan you cannot have GOLD CHAINS as part of your outfit” and he’s like “but babe,, the swag” 😎

junmyeon ✧ ok myeon is the MVP. he’s like Peak Husband Material. he’s picky but sweet – makes sure you get what you want but isn’t a groomzilla u feel? like he’ll send that sickly sweet smile to the dress/tux assistant and be like “my love asked for the WHITE piece, not the IVORY, thank you :)” and they’re like “o-of course mr. kim!!” and you’re like “omg junmymeoN PLS.” but everyone loves him bc he tips well and is geniunely kind when he isn’t standing up for you LMAO 😂

yixing ✧ ok definitely another good balance one. he’ll let you know who he wants invited, what kinda traditional things are a Must Have, etc. but he’s SO SUPPORTIVE of what you want. like you can geniunely pick ANYTHING as long as he gets his like,, two small requirements. you could walk out in a trash bag and be like “i want this” and he’d tear up like “anything you want, baobei” and drop $4k to get a gucci plastic bag. deadass. and god he CRIES at the wedding bc you do SO well and keep his wishes in mind and WOW he loves u 😭

baekhyun ✧ ok he wouldn’t do a HORRIBLE job if you gave him all the control -- who am i kidding. your wedding would end up looking like a frat party. however, he do got POPPIN ideas. he will be zero help for the vital shit, but if you want some crazy shit, he’s the man. he’ll be like “ok babe don’t be mad -- i forgot to book the venue BUT i found a tiny dog tux for Mongryong so he can be our ring bearer what do you think!!” and for a moment you consider what it would be like to live in widowhood ☠️

jongdae ✧ the PICKIEST motherfucker. ik i mentioned that in the drabble i wrote you, but like i am SERIOUS. you will go to like twelve bakeries before he finally settles on some BASIC ASS FLAVOR like vanilla and you’re like “i might murder you.” but he makes sure you’re picky too so you get EXACTLY what you want and the day of, when everything is set you’re like Hol Up. this do be poppin. it’s everything you dreamed of and you DO be having to thank jongdae for his brattiness after all 😪

chanyeol ✧ honestly bold of us to assume he’d have any role in the planning bc he’s too busy teasing you over how seriously you take it all. to keep you from going crazy tho, he pulls a few pranks and you’re 🤏🏼 this close to calling off the wedding when he makes you think the decorations came in the wrong color or some shit. but on the acutal wedding day, he surprises you with a new song/dance and you realize he’s actually been taking care of something very important this whole time too ❤️

kyungsoo ✧ god you have chosen the BEST man to plan with. he’s so patient and attends EVERY appointment with you. he takes SUCH good care of you and makes sure you’re never stressed or piling too much on your plate. just a total gentleman. he’d book you a huge bridal/groom suite for the night before the wedding with white roses and all this cheesy shit and he would NEVER LIVE IT DOWN. and then when you think he can’t get any better he surpries you with a secret honeymoon trip and you’re like “god is real huh” 🙏🏼

zitao ✧ hahaha you think you GIVE him permission and he doesn’t just TAKE it? hahaha. that’s a GOOD one. prepare for the most extra reception and ceremony you have EVER seen. but don’t worry, you and tao will be the only ones who have any opinion on the planning. your friend will be like “what if you guys-” and tao’s like “did someone say something.” so by all means, tell him everything you want, bc he WILL get it for you. and on the special day he cries like a baby and you’re like AW bc u think he’s being all lovey-dovey but he’s just like “wow i did SO good” 😢

jongin ✧ wedding? did you mean an excuse for a huge party? do not, and i can not stress this enough, do NOT give him all the control. the second you do, he’s inviting every friend and family member to come help him bc he has NO CLUE what he’s doing. but it’s ok you keep them all in check and you’ll get what you want bc your manz is whipped. and when you and your wedding party get stressed, he just hands you $15k and is like “go on a shopping trip babey ily” and you’re like “maybe you’re not THAT bad, kim” 🤑🤑🤑

sehun ✧ he INSISTS on being included in every MINISCULE step. i mean EVERYTHING. and so you’re like “fine baby, what do you want?” and his mind goes blank. he truly has no opinion. no help whatsoever. you’re like “cream or ivory?” and he’s like “what’s that.” so he ends up flaking and you plan most of it – thankfully !! but when you walk down the aisle he SOBS and you’re like “ok fine you’re redeemed” 🥰

bro.. this was a Blast. ily and ur asks and im sorry we take 100 years to answer them MFJAKLFJEAWKGJWE - admin ruby and admin jewels

🌙 SLEEPOVER SATURDAY 🌙

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yourpreciouslilbub · 3 years

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park woo jin ft lee dae hwi pt. 1 (random imagines)

member: park woo jin ft. lee dae hwi

genre: fluff, au

warnings: wrong grammar, cringiness (read at ur own risk)

summary: daydreaming about changing lives by imagining having swapping bodies with a celebrity

• y/n is so done with her life.

• online classes just make her behavior worst and tired than having face to face.

• tends to isolate herself from her main accounts not minding chats and notifications.

• it's not that you don't care or mind about other people, you just don't feel communicating lmao

• prefer spending time by spazzing, watching k-dramas, or playing.

• on a night with a full moon, hearing those unstoppable sounds of dogs in your neighborhood.

• y/n suddenly thinks of having a different kind of life she has.

• kinda corny but wishes to experience those (be careful what you wish for)

• being weird and an overthinker she just let it pass, finally decides to sleep.

• next morning came, y/n wakes up with a bright vivid light that comes from the window.

• slowly progressing what happened on the verge of 'your mind is still asleep'

• a loud 'bugsh' was heard when you fall from your bed

• white long curtains, teddy bears and other cute stuff, a mini piano with lots of music sheets scattered on it,

• colorful post-it that you also read, "you can do it" "well done." "fans are waiting for you" "love myself too" "music is hard but it's all worth it".

• and a sweet smell of vaporized candles lingers around the room.

• y/n is amused yet nervous especially when he heard the door opens.

• "daehwi-yah we will eat now, what are you doing there on the floor? still asleep?"

• woong said, questioning y/n then laugh before closing the door.

• ofc you know him. it's woong the main vocalist and fake maknae of the k-pop group that you've been stanning since their debut ab6ix.

• confused still half-awake y/n decided to check her face by looking at the mirror (more like a routine or habit daehwi does lol every morning)

• "oh my god" y/n said in Korean that made her more shocked.

• purple pajamas with messy hair but still looking handsome on it is the image that you saw in front of the mirror.

• "how did this happen?" eyes are both wide open checking if this is freaking real.

• still not syncing into reality you decided to pounder thoughts

• when you heard the other members yell daehwi's name

• so your feet take you to the familiar and at the same time unfamiliar kitchen of ab6ix.

• "why are you so weird today, daehwi-yah?" woojin asked sending his signature sparrow gaze into you.

• you suddenly feel the urge to curse bcs first you are star-struck, second, it's bared face ab6ix your idols, third park woo jin is freaking asking you why daehwi is weird, lastly, daehwi is your bias and you are in his body?

• can't process the whole information, so you just shrugged at woojin's question then sit on the empty chair beside donghyun.

• everyone is busy chit-chatting while you just eat your food silently.

• the next hours went by smoothly except those kakao messages that came from other celebrities that you know too (daehwi being a social butterfly)

• and when your manager calls you for dance and vocal practice today along with the other members

• ofc you are nervous you don't sing and dance, and daehwi's prob professional especially when writing songs how are you supposed to do that?

• with cold hands you and the other members enter the practice room.

• woojin leads it and play a warm-up song first.

• y/n is very nervous but amused at how daehwi's body moves along the beat.

• you enjoyed vocal lessons too as you kept making vibrations on the songs.

• little you did know that woojin is observing you since this morning (y'all know that park woojin is the member whose daehwi are most close with so)

• you let out a big sigh when the classes are finally over but immediately taken aback when manly arms wrapped around your shoulders.

• "we should talk," woojin murmured then drag you until you two reach his room.

• woojin's room is a combination of black and white a typical minimalist person would love this adding his collection of action figurines.

• he's so manly, you thought to yourself.

• "daehwi-yah, spill it," he said breaking the silence between the two of you.

• "i-uh is there something that i s-should spill?" you want to slap yourself for stammering in front of him.

• while he gave you his 'oh pls btch stop acting like you don't know anything at all'

• when he realized that you don't have any plans to answer his question

• "YAHHHH PARK WOO JIN"

• "see? daehwi is not like that," he said while crossing his arms in front of you.

• did park woo jin literally brought his face closer to the point that you two could kiss and thinking of it happened a few moments ago made your face red like a tomato.

• "daehwi's not minding it but you— who are you?"

• y/n's heart suddenly beats faster than normal, she wants to defend herself but no words would escape from her lips.

• "sweetie, don't be afraid it's just me park woo jin" he said smiling showing his snaggletooth.

• intimidated. that's what you're feeling right now. seeing him this close makes your heartbeat wild adding that he's interrogating you.

• you didn't have a choice it's now or never so you told woojin everything.

• at first he didn't believe it but when he challenged you to make simple sentences for lyrics he started to believe you.

• months past like that, woojin is there guiding you every time he sees that you prob gonna ruin smth

• y/n and woojin always spend time a lot together after rehearsals, practices, classes, gym, or even if you don't have anything scheduled for the day.

• you know him for being clingy with daehwi as you always watch their behind clips but damn having skinship with woojin really hits different

• it made your heart flutter every time he does it (but u only keep it to yourself)

• he kisses you sometimes on your cheek when you two are alone

• that's how park woo jin and y/n became close.

• today y/n is super hype bcs she saw the first snow

• woojin messaged you on kakao stating that he has a surprise so you two agreed to meet

• knowing him, maybe it's another prank or somehow something nice happen for him to celebrate it

• so you decided to wear daehwi's purple balenciaga sweater partnered with burberry coat and ofc his favorite dior bag that you can't forget to bring with

• you really like to dress up that's why you don't find it hard to style daehwi bcs daehwi already have a lot of designer clothes that made it easier for you

• before heading out, you sprayed daehwi's saint laurent perfume enjoying your personal favorite scent among his collection

• "y/n, you're late" woojin called as he waves at you.

• "i am not, you're just early" you rolled your eyes at him realizing that he wears his balenciaga pack again.

• others would find it weird but you call it 'pack' bcs his overall fashion is all balenciaga and it makes you roll your eyes more at him bcs you already know that he's freaking rich

• does he want to slap on my face that he could buy this entire house just for me to say that he's freaking rich? you thought.

• woojin pulled your wrist making you sit beside him

• it's not that you feel awkward with him, what's with the pulling and the intense gaze that he gives you right now

• y/n can't look straight at woojin bcs of her wildly beating heart.

• woojin held your chin so that you could have an eye to eye contact and when you two have—

• "woojin i—"

• "y/n i—"

• you both said at the same time.

• when you broke eye contact and decided to stand up woojin stop you but this time he held your hand.

• he stands up filling the gap between the two of you

• y/n stand there froze don't know what to do

• again woojin approach you, slowly, pulling you closer to him (tho there's not that much diff abt hwi and woojin's height)

• "i like you, y/n" he said while seriously looking into your eyes

• and like instructions that you follow to do, next thing you knew you found yourself closing your eyes waiting for his lips to touch with yours

• but you suddenly feel dizzy,

• then started to feel hot, mixed emotions.

• "y/n?" "y/n?"

• you open your eyes finding yourself in front of your monitor having online classes

• "y/n, show us your talent now"

• you don't know what to feel, felt crying bcs finally you are now back with your original body, happy bcs woojin confessed to you a while ago, sad bcs you can't see and bond with them now, and there's a big question mark on why and how you returned in the time of your online classes.

#park woojin imagines #park woojin scenarios #park woojin au #lee daehwi scenarios #lee daehwi imagines #wanna one imagines #ab6ix #ab6ix imagines #wanna one

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hobidreams · 4 years

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RAIIIIIIIIIN I love MLT so much. I’m not much of a historical au or historical anything kinda consumer, but something about your take on Joseon King Yoongi has ensnared my interest. I’m so invested in these characters- mc in particular. As you know, my minimal knowledge of Joseon Korea comes straight from the most reliable sources available- kdramas HAHA but I do know that life was tough af back then. I just want mc to be happy and healthy. I really feel for her when she’s ordered to move and

THE WAY I LOVE UUUUUU

omg it is actually so special to me that you love MLT even though you’re not into history that much hahah 💕💕💕 thank you for taking a chance on me ;-; seriously, life was DIFFICULT back then! they lived so closely with death and poverty. (gonna reply to u in chunks for organizations sake again hehe)

+ poor baby thinks she’s moving OUT of the palace. Yoongi is less than predictable, but come to find out he’s moving her CLOSER to him?! But she feels it’s just for ONLY FOR convenience?!? Ultimate heartbreak ☹ BUT!!! the optimist in me feels that the convenience is only part of it since Yoongi is ALSO giving her a larger apothecary space AND a possible second infirmary. To me it seems that he’s trying to appease her as well and maybe even protect her from the palace gossiping???

GIRLLLL I FEEL like. i am an eternal optimist so when things like this happen in shows im like !!! best case scenario. 🤔🤔🤔 what’s Yoongi got goin’ on up in that head of his tho?

+ And the way Eunuch Kim is trying to comfort her has me ENDEARED. "Namjoon-sshi" AWW they must've ALSO grown up together!!!! He’s a gentle giant and I’m loving him. And I LOVE that you mentioned his DIMPLES T-T I would 11/10 marry this man with or without his balls.

i need u to know that i SNORTED OUT LOUD at ur last sentence. I WANT TO PUT THAT AS HIS OFFICIAL EUNUCH SLOGAN WTF. who cares about balls when he’s got such a huge heart :’)

+ I’m still holding onto the theory that King Yoongi cares for her, he just doesn’t know how to show it. “Jeonha has move the women that remain into the residence next door, whether they wished to go or not. And if you so want, he will move them further.” WAIT WAIT. DON’T PASS GO, DON’T COLLECT $200. (RHRN, Rain, 2020). “The women that remain”…. Gives me the impression that he is most certainly NOT interested in his current concubines, perhaps even to be fucking any of them. INTERESTING.

INTERESTING INDEED also DASFJLASDF THE QUOTE LMAOOOO. are the women concubines tho? 🤔🤔 also a question to consider!!! (or am i asking u a red herring question 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔) (sorry ily)

+ Rain, the way I straight up CHEERED when mc had her first PROPER orgasm (not like the first time where he pulled out right when she started cumming… how unsatisfactory ☹) HAHAHA yes bby get your clit rubbed the right way with a dick still in you to cum on!!! The way he has sex with her is kind of possessive… the way he leaves “imprints” on her body, he chokes her, etc. It makes me think that maybe he’s finally had enough practice and confidence after a month of fucking her to do it face to face, like the positioning is on HIS terms just like he controls everything else.

the pure OUTRAGE at the way oc hasn’t been allowed to orgasm from you all has been absolutely hilarious to read. i love it. she does deserve so much and pleasure is just some of it HAHA. you have verrrrry interesting theories, my friend 👀👀👀

+ And the literal last sentence of this drabble is my FAVE line. “You’ll lose yourself in the feeling and let it linger as long as you can, even though this is never how you imagined having (if this even is such) the king, the man, the boy you fell in love with at fifteen.” OMGGGGG THE BOY SHE'S LOVED SINCE SHE WAS 15?!? RAIN YOU CAN HAVE MY HEART, IT DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE ANYWAYS T-T

did you notice the date of the next drabble? heheehehe 🤭 i think ur rly gonna enjoy it!!!

+ But I still have questions??? How would it be possible for them to get their happy ending?? Where is mc’s mom?! Her dad that we’ve never met?? What’s mc’s actual background, doe she have noble blood in her??? What happened to Yoongi’s dad? AND WHO IS THE WOMAN WHO TRIED TO KILL YOONGI 10 YEARS AGO?!

the answers to (some of) these questions & more in two weeks actually :D! heheh but i love that you’re thinking so hard about the series omg ur the literal best

+ As usual, I loved the update!! II think it's so fun to get glimpses of the story and piece it together as we go! I love you and your juicy brain, Rain. Sending you all my love while I sit on my bed and cry for poor mc. The thirsty hoe in me is hoping Yoongi gets an anatomy lesson and learns to rub her clit and she gets to cum more often to make up for her heartbreak HAHAHHAHAH

😭😭 i hope u know that ur comments literally make my entire night 💓 i get so excited when i see ur url in my notifs. thank you for always being such a source of support for me & my work. seriously :’)))) i will keep working hard to feed that thirsty hoe LOOOL pls take care omg. sending all the love back 💞

#YOU ARE THE SWEETEST PERSON EVER #rain reply #lcksndkys #moonlit throne

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Babe, I am still REELING over ms7. Like… I’m shook. I don’t remember if I mentioned it, but initially I was jokingly suspicious about the professors… and then suspicious about jimin. Like we didn’t know that much about him other than he was dating her bff… and that he drinks human blood (which actually was why he seemed sus in my mind). UGH BUT OMG. I’m SHOOK. Absolutely QUAKING. Alright, let’s start from the beginning. You started off ch7 hard and fast with the aftermath of hoseok’s surprise attack and the fact that she was INFERTILE to begin with?! And also, can I just say… like bravo on world building. Like I know you’re using tvd and the originals as your inspiration. But I’ve watched those shows and I love how you’ve used some of those concepts, but created your own original story with it!! My heart is hurtin for her rn since her odds of ever having biological children of her own have gone from unlikely to seemingly impossible… but also… if she mated with another hybrid would she be able to conceive?? I mean with all these plot twists, you never know!! Ok and the way jk is absolutely wrecked and carrying her limp body?!? The way he reacted when she “died” and the fact that he stayed by her bedside until she woke up??? AND WHO LET HOSEOK OUT ANYWAYS?!? Lookin at you Park Jimin… or even Ari as much as I hate to be suspicious of her!!! But what would motivate either of them to help Hoseok escape??? And as much shit Hoseok as put her through… I can’t help but feel like he’s an innocent pawn and that he’s being played by SOMEONE. And wow… the smut tho. I love how Tae knows her well enough to understand she needs comfort. “Even if you’re not mine, I’m yours. 100%.” hahahah and the way I HOLLERED “Um… can I finish first?” I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY BROKE NAMJOONS BONSAI!!

And the revelation of her mother having an affair with an underaged minor!?!? WHO’S PARK JIMIN?!?!? I AM SCREAMING. First of all, can’t fault her mom for bangin jimin. And secondly, WHAT A TWIST I COULD NEVER HAVE PREDICTED THAT. Also, I loved getting more of her backstory!! Which is… so sad. I can see why she essentially escaped her family problems by enrolling at this supernatural uni. The part where taekook meet her mom was so well done. I loved the dialogue in that scene. “‘Aren’t you charming… You’re her… boyfriend?’... ‘Ex-boyfriend.’... ‘Whatever Jungkook. Least she still loves me. She told me that herself.’ ‘...What?’” AND YOU INCLUDED THE THE JK BUN I WISH PERISH. Pls I could tell poor jay kay is HUUUUUUURT thinkin she’s still IN love with tae. Ok overall, here are my new suspicions. Ari- a witch, multiple potions including one where she can phase through walls, easy access to mc’s belongings and personal affairs, and the Parks hired a witch to dessicate jimin… could it have been her family??? And Jimin- who has a past with her mother, clearly obsessive and abusive and a past ripper, AND HAS A MOTIVE TO HURT HER. Jimin who was supposed to be watching the kids… clearly wasn’t, makes me think he’s UP TO NO GOOD. Ok, but my favorite scene is where she’s snoopin through Jin’s room for jimin’s files and jungkook “suddenly” appears. “You pulled him in by the collar of his shirt and crashed your lips together, experiencing a rush of tingly butterflies as if it were the first time. He froze, unsure of what you were doing, but his heart was set ablaze regardless. Closing his eyes, he savored the kiss and placed his hands on your waist.” Ok but was she feelin HIS BUTTERFLIES??? OR WERE THEY HERS? TL;DR i’m still sittin here lookin at the puzzle pieces in my hands, but idk what the puzzle is?? Seriously good plot work. Really keeps me guessing and I AM FIENDIN FOR ANSWERS!!! Thanks for sharin bubs!! Sending you all my love!!💕💕

SUUUUZZZIIIIEEEE 💕 I was so excited to hear your thoughts when I heard you read part 7. Look at the length of this ask, it’s so beautiful and extraordinary. You’re a gift! 🥺 I will reply under the cut. Hehehe.

I recall you jokingly being suspicious of them! And I was like … 🤭 Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming. LOL. Jimin’s an interesting character and it seems there are more layers to him than meets the eye. 👀

Yes, she was infertile to begin with. 😭 OC seems to always be facing constraints in her life and it sucks. And HAKLDLFKDJK PLEASE, I’M BLUSHING! 💖 I forgot you’ve seen both shows so you definitely understand the world, but thank you for realizing how I’m trying to make it my own! 🥰

but also… if she mated with another hybrid would she be able to conceive?

AHEH… this is the star question, isn’t it… 😉 Nothing’s impossible!

AND WHO LET HOSEOK OUT ANYWAYS?!? Lookin at you Park Jimin… or even Ari as much as I hate to be suspicious of her!!! But what would motivate either of them to help Hoseok escape??? And as much shit Hoseok as put her through… I can’t help but feel like he’s an innocent pawn and that he’s being played by SOMEONE. And wow… the smut tho. I love how Tae knows her well enough to understand she needs comfort. “Even if you’re not mine, I’m yours. 100%.” hahahah and the way I HOLLERED “Um… can I finish first?” I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY BROKE NAMJOONS BONSAI!!

AHDLKFKDSJFL WHO CAN YOU TRUST, AHHHH. I think we can all safely say Hoseok is seeming less suspicious now that more facts are revealed. Can never be too careful! 😅 AHAHAHAH TAE IS SHAMELESS AND THE BONSAI AHDKLFJLKDS I LOVED ADDING THAT PART. Made me giggle. 🌱

BIG yikes in how Jimin and OC’s mother had a connection in the past. 😧 LOL at how you said you can’t fault the mom ahsdlfdjkfdjkl. RELATABLE. So glad the twist did its job!!! I want to keep things exciting!

Also, I loved getting more of her backstory!! Which is… so sad. I can see why she essentially escaped her family problems by enrolling at this supernatural uni.

I love OC so much, she’s a strong lady. 😩❤️

The part where taekook meet her mom was so well done. I loved the dialogue in that scene. “‘Aren’t you charming… You’re her… boyfriend?’... ‘Ex-boyfriend.’... ‘Whatever Jungkook. Least she still loves me. She told me that herself.’ ‘...What?’” AND YOU INCLUDED THE THE JK BUN I WISH PERISH. Pls I could tell poor jay kay is HUUUUUUURT thinkin she’s still IN love with tae.

MWAHAHAHAHA the timing was too good for Tae NOT to rub it in... 😅 AND YES, LONG LIVE MANBUN JK!!! ❤️ It’s okay, JK can handle some suffering ahdklfjdkls.

Ok overall, here are my new suspicions. Ari- a witch, multiple potions including one where she can phase through walls, easy access to mc’s belongings and personal affairs, and the Parks hired a witch to dessicate jimin… could it have been her family???

GIRL, you’re so brilliant! Look at you recalling all those details and piecing things together!!! I can’t give too much away but WOW. 👏

And Jimin- who has a past with her mother, clearly obsessive and abusive and a past ripper, AND HAS A MOTIVE TO HURT HER. Jimin who was supposed to be watching the kids… clearly wasn’t, makes me think he’s UP TO NO GOOD.

It’s almost like we never know where Jimin is... ever. 🤔

Ok, but my favorite scene is where she’s snoopin through Jin’s room for jimin’s files and jungkook “suddenly” appears. “You pulled him in by the collar of his shirt and crashed your lips together, experiencing a rush of tingly butterflies as if it were the first time. He froze, unsure of what you were doing, but his heart was set ablaze regardless. Closing his eyes, he savored the kiss and placed his hands on your waist.” Ok but was she feelin HIS BUTTERFLIES??? OR WERE THEY HERS?

Hahaha, I just finished Danny Phantom and I had to include a fakeout makeout. LOLOL. 😄 And the butterflies were hers! Both actually! 💕

TL;DR i’m still sittin here lookin at the puzzle pieces in my hands, but idk what the puzzle is?? Seriously good plot work. Really keeps me guessing and I AM FIENDIN FOR ANSWERS!!! Thanks for sharin bubs!! Sending you all my love!!💕💕

AWWWWWW, YOU ARE SUCH A DELIGHT. Thank you so much for reading and keeping up with my series. You never fail to make me smile and to know someone is paying this much attention to all the details I try so hard to craft - it’s just so heart warming. I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU FOR READING! 😘🌸

#ms #lcksndkys #ask #like braVO #you are catching on!!!

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slytherinbangchan · 5 years

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Apado gwaenchana Chap13💖

Chap 12 💖

Masterlist

Another fave chap btw 💖

Magazine workers (enemies to lovers AU)

Warning for this chap: Mention of alcohol, kissing games etc… (parties stuff)

Fluff, smut.

Pairing: RenjunxReader (Only y/n’s actual name is ‘Skyler’ cause I love that name and that’s it but it’s still ‘y/n’ ok?) Btw I made everyone here older than they actually are cause they’re working at an office etc…

You (Skyler/BlueAbsinthe) work as an editor at an office for a magazine called ‘Fashion Killa’ along with your two besties, (Chloe/uwuBabe writer for the health and beauty department and Blair/NotARavenclaw, a photographer). And everything is fine untill you have to work along in an assesment with your ‘mortal enemies’.

(Dont mind the time on the chats I just write late at night, lol) Idk if I need to say this but I love Chenle, president Chenle forever💖, but he’s a jerk in my series, so sorry. Ily Chenle pls forgive me.

Nct members as:

Mark: Editor. Renjun: Photographer. Chenle: Editor Lucas: Model Doyoung: Model Park Jisung: Model Johnny: Model Yuta: Model Taeyong: Model Jungwoo: Model Other Idols:

Felix: As an Stray Kids member Han Jisung: As an Stray Kids member. Wonho from MX: As a model Joohoney from MX: As a model TOP from BB: As a model. Siwon from SUJU: As a model. BoA: As your boss

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So once again you see yourself caught up in some 'scandal' with Doyoung. Why does this happen just now? You're not even dating him anymore. You take a deep breath and leave your phone to go take a shower. Apparently there's another party at Lucas's. When are they getting bored of those parties? Why nobody has brought a karaoke machine yet? Is not like you have a great voice but that doesn't mean you don't wanna use it? Anyway, is getting late, you better hurry up or everyone is gonna be already drunk when you get there and that's not as funny as sober people pretend it is.

This is the third day in a row that there's a party and most of the people couldn't handle it. There are just a few model girls from your assessment group and Lucas, Doyoung, Johnny, Taeyong. Then there's Blair, Chloe etc, and lastly Mark, Renjun, Jisung. You go say hi to them first and then to the girls.

-How's your lizard? -Chloe asks.

-Very well, thank you. She cute.

-Skyler, you know how much I love Drarry, tell me SkyJun is sailing. -Blair says.

-What?

-Skyler! -Lucas approaches you with a drink. -You came, great. Here. -He hands you the cup. -We're about to start a drinking game. You HAVE to play. You too girls. -He looks at your friends.- I'm kinda tired of kissing guys all the time.

-I'll stay here with Wonho for tonight. But Blair will go. -Chloe says pushing her.

-Well yeah, I'll go. I'm bored anyway. -She says, following Lucas.

Blair grabs your hand and takes you to the circle too. You can see Mark doing the same to Renjun. You haven't drink enough for this. You haven't drink at all actually. So you just gulp down that cup Lucas gave you. It's terribly sweet. Must be rum or something like that. Doyoung sits by your side.

-Hey. -He says, softly.

-Hey, you.

-How are you doing?

-I'm fine. Seriously, I'll be fine as long as your fans don't know who I really am.

-Well I'm sure they'll find out so...

-Yeah... I kinda know that but I want to be happy meanwhile. -You laugh.

-Everyone! -Lucas is placing the bottle already. -Let's start this. We'll play kiss or dare. -He says spinning the bottle. It stops pointing at Mark. -Mark. Kiss or dare.

-Hmm... Kiss.

-Okay, kiss Jisung.

-Seriously?? -He ask, while reluctantly moving towards Jisung. -What kind of kiss?

-I guess if someone choose 'kiss' just a normal kiss, not a peck but not french you know?

He sighs and proceed to kiss the maknae.

Next time bottle points to Doyoung.

-Kiss or dare? -Asks Lucas.

-Dare.

-Okay, kiss Skyler for the old times. -He smiles widely and people start 'wooing' you two.

He chuckles. -Ok, so apparently ‘dare’ means kissing too. -Doyoung says. He just kisses you anyways. It's just a peck on the cheek tho.

-Aww c'mon! -Lucas complains. -Don't do this to me everyone please. This is a party I want action. -People laugh and he spins the bottle again. It points to one of the girls from your assessment group. The one who was fixing Renjun's clothes that time at the photoshoot. -Kiss or dare?

-Kiss!

-Okay, kiss the person you like the most from this circle. You can kiss me by the way.

She giggles and looks around, then goes to Renjun and kiss him. HOW DARES SHE. Ahem... Anyways. Lucas is dissapointed cause she didn't choose him. And the cup that was in your hand is no longer a cup, now is just a crushed plastic ball.

-Here. -You look up and it's Wonho offering you another drink. -Chloe sends me. -You look behind him and she's waving at you. Then makes a sign for you to breathe and just drink the cup.

You gulp that one in too. -Finally, vodka. -You say. You're so glad all your friends actually know what drinks you like.

The bottle spins again and finally it points to you. -Kiss or dare? -Lucas asks.

-Dare. -You choose.

-Okay. I noticed you gave up half of your clothes trying not to make out with Renjun the other night so...

-I gave my other half trying not to kiss Mark. -You add.

-Well yeah but you ended up having to kiss him and you made him moan so I can't think how you could top that tonight.

You sigh kinda frustrated. Renjun kissed that other girl. You don't wanna kiss him right now. -Whatever. -You say.

-Anyway, as I was saying. Your dare is to turn Renjun on.

-What?

-I just said it.

-Yeah, but...

-We're waiting~

You sigh again and crawl to Renjun. He's visibly worried right now. You're frowning cause you're still mad. But you sit astride him and look at him in the eyes. He gulps and you kiss him briefly before going down his neck. He has closed his eyes as you bite him softly. You almost can hear his heart beat. His fingers buried in your skin as you bite his neck a little harder. You kiss your way to his ear and whisper some nasty thingys to him till he pushes you away.

-Ok, enough. -He says, blushing to another level.

You get back to your seat giggling. -So mean. -Doyoung whispers to you.

-That's nothing. -You say, laughing.

-Yeah, I know. But still... Look at him. Never seen anyone that red.

-Shut up. -You say, laughing. -Is not that bad.

It's 5am and half of the people there is falling asleep. So you and the girls decide it's time to go. Jisung has fallen asleep in Lucas's bed and Mark is about to do the same. Renjun is just there laughing at both of them.

-You go ahead. -You say to Blair. -I'm gonna say goodbye to the guys. -She nods and goes away. You hug Doyoung and tell him to go to bed too. Lastly you go to Renjun and talk to him. -Hey.

-Hey. -You're going too?

-Yeah. I'm gonna pass out for sure when I get to my bed.

He chuckles. -Yeah, me too...

-Well, you already have bed hair.

-Ah, really?

-Yeah, you look terrible. -You laugh.

-Is that so? -He asks, raising an eyebrow. -Well, thank you.

-You're welcome. That's what enemies are for, ya know. -You say, smiling. -What did you do to get that hair tho? Did you kiss that model girl again?

-She was kinda clumsy yeah. Why would I kiss her again tho?

-I don't know... -You try and fix his hair while talking. -She's pretty.

He chuckles. -Are you drunk?

-Not really, no...

-I see. Sleepy drunk then. -His voice so soft.

-Maybe? -You laugh.

Suddenly you see Jisung's sleepy eyes creeping out behind Renjun. -Hyung, let's go please. I'll take Mark.

He laughs and looks at you. -I guess it's time to go.

-Ah, yeah. Good night then. -You watch Renjun and Jisung carrying Mark out of the room, then you stand there like an idiot for a few more seconds till you decide to move and go to your room too. You crush into Renjun on your way out. -Sorry. -You apologize and then laugh a little.

-Ah, sorry I forgot something. -He says, grabbing your hand.

-What?

He starts walking then, just turning his head to answer your question and then keep going. -'You'.

You feel your face burn after that. How he dares making you blush like that. -Omg Renjun.

-What? -He chuckles.

-Can we stop pretending we are in a kdrama?

-Well I'm chinese and you're not korean either so I guess it's not a kdrama anyways.

-Ok, we live in Korea?

-We're not even there right now?

-Omg, stoop, you know what I meant. -You laugh.

He stops walking suddenly and gently pushes you to the wall, leaning over you. -Of course I know. I just love messing with you. -He then kisses you and smirk after that. -Now let's go. -He says grabbing your hand again and walking away.

You take your shoes off as soon as you enter the room. Then throw yourself in bed. You feel your eyes closing and not wanting to open again. Then you suddenly remember Renjun is right there and get up. -What are you doing? -He's standing close to the door.

-Ah... I don't know...

-Come here, you idiot. -He walks to the bed and stand there. You pull him from his shirt to make him fall into the bed with you. -Why are you just standing? -You laugh.

-Sorry, you seem exhausted just now.

-Well yeah, I am. -You say, kissing him after. -But... -You blush hard.

-Huh?

-I don't want you to go just yet... -You say, pouting. Avoiding eye contact with him.

He chuckles. Making you look at him again. -I don't wanna go either. I came back for you, remember?

-Ah yeah... I must have won over that other girl... -You say mumbling to yourself.

-What? -He laughs.

-Nothing. Come here. -You say, dragging him under the covers with you. You're shaking cause you're cold. At least you think it's only because of that. -You look cute with your bed hair now. -You say, giving him an eskimo kiss that ends up with him kissing you.

-How is my bed hair different now from earlier?

-Maybe cause you're in an actual bed... The background is appropiate.

He chuckles. -Okay. You have to be drunk.

-Nah. I'm just that stupid. -You laugh.

-Hey. Only I can call you stupid.

-No way, why??

-Cause I don't mean it.

-Oh, really? I do mean it when I call you stupid. -You say with an straight face, but you end up cracking up when you see he's actually buying it.

-Omg, I hate you. I swear. -He says, jokingly fighting you. Not being able to restrain an smile too.

-Ah...Renjun, I'm tired, I'm just gonna kiss you now. -You say, getting closer to him.

He laughs. -Yeah, I think I'm fine with that. -He ends up with the little distance left between you two. Chap12 💖 __Chap14

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mvgncliv · 5 years

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& - aye, it’s ya boy...uh...skinny penis (puff) coming at you with another muse cause I love adding on things to my already full plate but I love maggie with my whole heart and this is definitely my fav evolution of her so let’s get into it shall we ???

( cis-female ) haven’t seen MAGNOLIA “MAGGIE” MAXWELL around in a while. the JOSEFINE FRIDA PETTERSEN lookalike has been known to be (+) HEADSTRONG & (+) RESILIENT, but SHE can also be (-) STUBBORN & (-) UNTACTFUL. The 21 year old is a JUNIOR majoring in WOMEN AND GENDERS STUDIES. I believe they’re living in AUDAX but I popped by earlier and no one answered the door.

aesthetics ~ vintage leather bound journals over flowing with words, chipped red nail polish to match her everyday red lipstick, dark violet bags under her eyes brought on by insistent insomnia, constantly losing her voice from ranting after one too many drinks, talking louder than she probably should.

Maggie was a mistake and she knows it, it wasn’t a big secret around her house. But she was never really hurt by it, knowing life happens. Just often feeling equally inconvenienced that she had to live a life that had no room for her in it.

She’s a tough cookie, practically raised herself. Think Maeve from Sex education. Definitely lived in a trailer park or something of the likes of it about two hours from LA (tbh too lazy to look up small poor towns near LA so this is all the info I have for you)

Her mom was a druggie and tried her best to stop for Maggie’s sake, but it was just a cycle of endless relapsing. But still she tried till Maggie was 15 and then fully bailed and Maggie managed to keep this a secret from any sort of authorities so she wouldn’t have to go live anywhere she didn’t want to. She liked her little trailer, it had character and it was home. Seriously think Maeve from Sex ed, pulling some major vibes from her

Maggie doesn’t know who her dad is, but her mom did give her his last name so she knows some loser something maxwell is out there but has no interest in finding him, she’s happy on her own.

She never really had any “father” figures growing up, just her mom’s endless rotation of boyfriends. They were all losers, but nice to her and her mom so she didn’t mind, just didn’t get attached and also thankful they weren’t creeps.

The only family she really knew of besides her mom was her cousin Alex and his fam who she’d spend some summer time with in LA now and again, she liked having some sense of belonging but after a week or so she urned to go home and enjoy her space

She identifies as greysexual. Like she’s not bothered by having it but finds it over all an unappealing and boring experience for herself. The two circumstances she’ll have sex is 1, if she’s emotionally invested in her partner cause she emotionally get’s off getting them off and making them happy, or 2, she just really needs to let off steam but it’s purely for the physical and chemical effects she’s still bored the whole time

She is a major sex nerd tho, like shes a women and genders studies major and has a podcast where she talks about fun sex facts and crazy sex stories and listeners can anonymously send in sex confessions or weird sex questions and she talks about it

Honestly you know this vine, well that’s her but like “on all levels but physical I am a hoe”

She has a fire cracker mouth and doesn’t know when to shut up and honestly her fuse ??? never heard of her

If you ever see her drunk at a party she’s ranting about the patriarchy and why the hets have boring sex

Honestly very queer, romantically at least, obvi she finds sex unappealing and boring with all genders but tbh always ready to be softly embraced by a cute girl and maybe even make out a little, but really romantically she goes in every directions

will personally chop off the dick of any dude that even makes a girl feel unsafe and especially if they cross a line

wears red lipstick 24/7 probably even when she sleeps like if her lips are bare you better ask if she’s ok because she’s probably not

tbh she faked a lot of details to get into the school mostly having to do with her parents so that’s part of her secret

hates the name magnolia because it makes her think of a bakery and she is not a cupcake

ok wc

girl gang - give me her partners in crime, they can sit around and drink champagne and look hot and scary together

cohost of her podcast

exes, just give me all the exes give me angst and make me cry

someone she has heated debates with at parties

roommates

weed homies

people she gives sex and relationship advise to

fellow people on the track team

someone she sits outside at 2 am and looks at the stars and gets deep with

idk just give me drama I guess, maybe some fluff, and a good time pls

#ok this is rushed af but love me and her #water:intro

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READ ME!!!!!

>>>>>>> NOTE!!! DRAWING WITH EVERYONE's CHARACTER WHO WAS NOTIFIED TO THIS POST IS TOWARDS THE MIDDLE!!<<<<<<<<

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Midnight Trick and Treat

“This is the perfect chance to take all those snacks,” Olive said with such glee that I had to glance over to make sure they didn't hear her. Evia hushed her before she could let out another booming cry of desire. Olives ears quickly perked down, a pout was on her face from being hushed. I watched as Evia rolled her eyes but gave a quick lick to her ears. The fur on Olive's cheeks somehow turned a rosy red from blushing. But her ears perked back up, a wolfy grin was on her face again.

I held in a groan. This was was not a good plan. We were hidden between the grass, its long blades kept both me and Olive hidden but Evias horns poked through when she shifted her weight. Looking back at the ground I watched as they chatted between one another. I noticed a pattern as one would move their mouths and the others would laugh not long after. Olive followed my gaze but her eyes were stuck on the unguarded bags of treats.

A devilish grin formed on Olives face, ”We gotta get those treats. Ill split all the bags with you two.” she said.

“I dunno Olive, It doesn't sound like a very good-” I stopped when I looked back over at Olive. A grin was placed on her mouth while her eyes tarted between me and the treats. I nearly shivered when I looked at Evia. Half her face was hidden behind Olives but I could see her eyes narrowed dangerously at me with a scowl. When our eyes met she started to mouth something to me. I stared at her mouth, what is she trying to say to me-..Oh. Her claws began to tap the ground impatiently.

I laughed softly, ”Oh god Olive, I knew leaving all the ideas to you was just a fantastic idea! Nothing will go wrong!” I said with the biggest, fakest smile I could muster. You couldn't blame me for lying. You really couldn't when you were stuck between pleasing a giant warrior and a tiny dog who could make you regret anything if you upset her.

“S-so what's our plan?” I asked, the tapping stopped. I held back a sigh of relief at least one of them is pleased with my answer.

“Oh it's pretty simple, we're gonna sneak up right up to them and they won't even notice a thing! It's gonna be great!”

Oh my god, we're going to die. Were so dead. Dead,dead,dead. She's going to get us killed! I laughed nervously. Maybe I can eat a few candies before they catch us. Yeah, that sounds less bad than dying on an empty stomach I thought. The panic I was feeling felt less bad when I thought of this.

“Well, we better get this over and done with! I'm just DYING to get all that candy.”

Olive must have agreed with me because her face lit up but quickly disappeared in the mass of grass as she crawled away.

Evia smirked at me, ”If all hell breaks loose and I have to choose one of you, I'm choosing Olive.” her smirk widened when my eyes grew in size with my mouth agape. She quickly slithered after Olive. I stayed where I was for a moment before following suit. The grassed softly brushed my sides as I crawled through slowly. When I lost sight of Evia I peeked my head out to see a large white wolf sitting on a bench. I tilted my head as a bag of candy was right under them. They were distracted by the messages on their phone. I peered at the candy and nearly sighed in relief. The wire was under their leg to keep it from falling which meant one less person after us during the run.

I quickly hid back into the safety of the grass and proceeded to follow the scent of both Evia and Olive. My ears tilted towards the left at the sound of rushing water. I suddenly felt thirsty but pushed on. I spent a few seconds crawling before stopping. Evia was facing me and when she saw me she pushed me past her. When I was right next to Olive she stopped, I glanced around than stared at Olive puzzled.

Her eyes moved to the area ahead of us, I followed her gaze than wished I had made them both upset. The group was right in front of us, each one chatting away as their bags laid helplessly on the bench closest to them. I looked back at Olive who looked at me expectantly. I quickly looked away so she wouldn't see my panicked expression.

I slowly began to crawl forward and paused when one of them shifted more than 60 degrees. When I made it to the bench safely, I observed the bags, each had different animals which held the candies inside. I slowly moved my head forward, grabbing of the largest bag which Evia helped me put down. Once it was released she had a firm hold on the end. I then grabbed ahold of two sets of strings, I pulled softly until the bags were softly nestled on the ground. Olive reached forward, bit onto the wires and held them in her mouth like Evia.

I glanced at the last bag, it's pumpkin eyes staring intently at me. I gulped nervously. I

slowly took a step forward with my head outward to bite the string. With a snap, the twig underneath my claws broke in half. Any conversation that the group had halted, they all turned towards me all at once to see the source of the noise.

I smiled nervously, ”Hello! My name is Sona. It's nice to meet all of you-” I paused when Olive and Evia made a run for it. The group let out shocked cries looking between me and the runaways. I bit into the wire and made a dash for it. The sounds of feet stomping and yelling were right behind me. This is all Olives fault.

Birthday gift for @Spoopy-snek

Don't kill me pls

So For your bday, I decided to draw a group picture that involves your friends. Side note I'm sorry if I forgot anyone. I tried finding everyone and drawing them but again I'm sorry if I forgot anyone.;n; But If I did miss any close friend go ahead and comment saying that you were forgotten so when I do something big like this again I can add all her friends.

Happy Birthday old lady!!!! I hope you have a fantastic bday and get to celebrate it, friends and family. DONT DO DRUGS. Drugs are restricted on your bday and I will steal all dem drugs for myself >: ) BUt ANyway… Happy birthday to my closest buddy! <33333 You mean so much to me and always got to use your bday as a way to spoil you with love and art cuz you deserve it!!! Even tho you're a major butthead but two can play with fire!!! I really hope you have a fantastic day!! you so much. I'm so thankful to have met you and I can't believe we've been friends for 6 years???!!! Wow, time really flies I can't believe we're so old now. You meet me when I was basically a smol gorl. Like much wow were both getting so freaking old. (as my lollipop decides that falling is a better idea than living,,,) But again I'm so freaking thankful we're friends, you've been there for me for so long and I can't thank you enough for sticking with my ugly butt. You helped me through much whether it be mentally or with anything. You've been there for me and when I get money I'm gonna try to repay you for everything that you've helped me through with gifts. You're my closest friend Olivia and without you, I would be in a different place. I doubt I would be the same if it weren't for you. You always had my back no matter once. Every time I lost someone close to me whether it be family or relationship wise you've helped me stay strong and keep going. Honestly ilu so much you big softy and I'm so sorry we don't hang out enough. I really want to return the favor and help you in any way I can because you're my best friend Olivia. Were both total nerds and goofballs who love videos games way to much and basically kill our characters lmao. I can't wait to spend the rest of our life as besties. We need to seriously meet in person tho. We have been friends for so long but I only ever see you through your photos. We have to meet eventually because your my best friend and we've been through thick and thin together. If we don't meet I'm sending the squirrel after you!!!! I'm so glad we have each other even if we lost all our other friends through time even tho I miss them, I can't wait to spend our time together through hell and heaven. We're gonna kick life's butt and get through everything together. Hopefully, we both can hang out more often because we're both busy bees and never get the chance ;n; I still can't believe we both happened to join DA around the same time and managed to start talking right after. If it weren't for you I would have been dead on that website a year after I joined. Anyway, ilu and I wish you the biggest Happy Birthday you spoopy butt. I would attempt to give you the biggest hug I can muster but my arms are too short :,,,D

Explanation of each drawing

Golden Skull Zayn with Olive ----- When I did the three doodles in the speedpaint I was planning a creepy vibe with each one. So for this one I wanted to show off the fact that parts of Zayn are indeed made of gold. It was meant to go with his design just to fit the color combo but I decided that any character that has future sight have gold parts to them. It would be very rare for a kaian to have all gold bones but I figured it would fit the prophet when they start to loose their mind to the visions. There's always a price to pay when you can see into the future. Poor Olive just happened to be around when he ripped the skin off during one of his major visions. But don't worry she lives and he gets his face back.

Sona and Loch ------- I wanted to have Sona soothing one of Lochs sessions of pain. Not much to say here other than I wanted to have her kind of grumpy looking and comfort him since in our story for them she kinda uses him for bad to get what she wants so she gets a body.

Olive's Secret Protector ---------- Again not much to say other than Evia is using her dark powers to blend into the shadows to keep an eye on olive.

Run Run from the Scary Mob ------ The main drawing that I spent the most time on that comes with a speedpaint. For this one I wanted to show off our main characters plus a side character that she loves. When I made this I realized I wanted to make it big just for Olivia so I decided to include all her friends that I could think of or find. Each character is dressed in something to show off the fact that each one is trick and treating for Halloween. I'm pretty proud of how everyone turned out and how most the background turned out.

Experiment Brewing ------ A little sketch where I had an idea that maybe Olive wasn't a real Kaian and was actually a experiment made by the banished shadow go. I like the idea that maybe he made her so he could put himself into a form onto the home planet of the Kaians than seek the other gods out for revenge. This was before he used Evia as a host even if she's in control. He hoped that when Olive was ready he could take her body over. Sadly the scientist who made her on the home planet did not complete the project and Olive had gone missing when the lab was destroyed. Funny thing is that not long after Olive was found by Evia when in a field of flowers. The god believes Olive is dead but I like to think that he takes over Olive during the final battle to use her to summon him when the other banished god is summoned by Calla. If he did succeed in taking her body over than she would look like her portals. I like the idea of the gods portals and powers looking like this but his are purple. The crystals on her help power the portals and powers she uses which are basically just like the gods expect weaker since she couldn't handle all his power in her body.

Selfie ----- A head doodle to show off Olives looks frontview. First concept sketch of how she would look. Also based on one of Olivia's doodles of Olive with crystals imbedded in her body. I decided to expand on that.

Design ---- A design for Olivia to repay the design she made for me >:0

Thirsty as heckles ---- Olive ready for some Evia but decided on the way to bed that she also likes Zayn a lot. Evia stops what they planned to go find Zayn.

Official Design for Olive as a experiment ---------. I wanted to show off the fact that she would be constantly dripping from the gods powers that she barely holds in her body.

This is War ------- Zayn has a vision in a different timeline where Olive chooses Evia over him and betrays him by killing him. He mistakes it for it being in this timeline and plans to repay the debt by killing them first. Looks like everyone has to fight with the person they love eventually.

Left to right are the corresponding characters belonging to their creators

Big brown and green wolf, Evia dressed as Dracula belongs to me

Tiny yellow doge, Olive wearing snake onesie belongs tp @spoopy-snek

smol purple and blackbird, Sona dressed as a messed up Egyptian belongs to me

spooky dog on a broom, Ney dressed as a witch belongs to @neyzilla

Purple dragon in sleeping wear, Hobbes dressed in a dragon onesie belongs to @hobbledragon

Tall skelelly boi being attacked by hungry doggy, Calabaza dressed as a skelly belongs to @anxietywithaspook

The white dog that shakes, Milk belongs to @milkfake

Mummy that is so done with you, Wilhelm dressed a mummy belongs to @wilhelm-the-undead-man

A woman who wants her candy back, Shaman dressed as a literal Shaman belongs to @missmcgregor

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softhaos · 6 years

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NEIGHBOUR!AU WOOZI

you’ve never been a clean person who has their shit under control

especially when it comes to keeping your own room clean

so how are you supposed to keep a whole apartment tidy

when you first moved into your new place that solely belonged to you,,, you thought everything was great because

you were a grown ass adult

to an extent at least

and you didn’t have your parents lecturing you and ordering you to tidy up your room,,,,, you are now an independent person who doesn’t need any help and can function on their own

or so you thought

two weeks in and your place has turned into the dumpster from hell

you did wash the dishes,,,, somewhat and did the laundry,,,,,, somehow

but because you are too lazy to take out the trash, you keep trying to stuff all of the garbage into the same trash bag even though there is no room to fit in anymore

okay you admit keeping a flat clean is a challenge

your tidiness may not be topnotch but your likability towards your neighbours makes up for it

except with one person,,,, namely the one who lives right next to you

alias lee jihoon

it’s not that you hate him or vice versa (you hope)

but more of,,,,,,,, he doesn’t talk a lot and you don’t see each other frequently

which surprises you as you even meet neighbour seungcheol more often and he lives like three levels below you

and it’s hard to build up a conversation with jihoon

there are two ways how a poor attempt to crack his shell will end up

either he shows his disinterest

or you can already tell by his body language that he feels uncomfortable and doesn’t want to talk

what am i saying it’s almost the same

but what you DID pick up was that lee jihoon is NOT an asshole

he may be quiet and hard to approach but he is not detestable!!!!!

whenever one asks him for favors he usually,,,,,,

R E J E C T S

you tried your luck several times

it always ended up with the same result but different words

“no”

“ask someone else”

“how about n o”

“i’m busy”

“that’s not my forte”

“oh look at the time i gotta go!!!!”

“jihoon,,,,, it’s eight in the evening and f r e e z i n g what do you want to do outside”

“i got a gig”

“but it’s a holiday,,,,,,”

“look that was me trying to reject you nicely now pLS STOP ASKING ME Y/N”

oKaY lee jihoon is an ass

you wonder,,, have you done anything wrong???

bc even when yOU offer yOUR help to HIM he shuts you down

“it’s fine!!!!!!”

“this is fragile i don’t trust anyone holding this”

“jihoon i’m not a klutz i swear you’ll trip and break it yourself”

“that’s what mingyu told me too and when i accepted his help that one time, he was the one who tripped and broke it so N O”

this dude can get grumpy

but when he is super extra grumpy and lets it all out on you he’ll realize his mistake and apologize

point proven that jihoon is not e n t i r e l y an asshole

remember you are a messy person?

well your parents decided to visit you on saturday

and they announced their surprise visit the day before

and that equals to you being DOOMED

your place is still a whole dumpster and all you have in the kitchen are frozen pizza, ramen noodles, eggs, condiments and candy

which means you are DOOMED X2

you know that you’re not able to clean the mess and go shopping in one day,,,,, it’s too much

hell you’re probably busy cleaning all night long into the morning because yes THATS HOW MESSY IT IS

you need help and p r o n t o

since mingyu has the reputation of being the cleanest one in the entire apartment block you try to ring him up,,,,,, but he’s currently not in town dsakjhdkj

and you don’t even try to ask seungcheol bc he’ll pull a dad on you and lecture you

knowing that all the others have their own schedules and you’re not all too close to them it seemed inappropriate to ask them

which only leaves jihoon as your last hope

so you rush over to his door and bang so long until he opens the door with an exasperated sigh like he already knows what you’re about to ask

“JIHOON PLS HELP ME IF YOU VALUE MY WELLBEING”

he’s about to slam the door shut but you manage to keep it open with your foot

“I AM SERIOUS LEE JIHOON”

“you asked and this is my answer y/n”

“my parents are coming over and i need to seem like a functioning adult who is able to take care of themselves and their apartment but i don’t have any food left and i can’t go out shopping anymore so pls help me!!!!”

he blinks as he processes your words and then asks

“aha,,,,,, and you want me to,,,,,?”

“can i pls have some of your food???”

“are you c r a z y OF COURSE NOT!!!!”

of that took the last straw

and the door falls in its lock in front of your face

you bang on his door and whine around being the extra and desperate person you are

but as you realize he’s not going to fall for it you give up

this is a challenge you have to get through your own

even if it is going to cause you a lot of pain

aka your mom’s i tOLd yOU sO

when it comes to food you just have to improvise and say you had a huge gathering a few days ago and used up all of your food

yeah that seems like a good excuse

they’re definitely going to buy it,,,,,,, you hope

you were right with your prediction that you’d need the entire day and morning to clean up your place

and you have enough time left to go take a shower

tbh you’re still very anxious about the food problem

but well now it’s too late to think about it it’s time for improvisation

cue someone rings the bell and ofc it’s your parents

they’re quite impressed that you managed to have a clean place wow

and everything seems to run smoothly

until your dad decides to be t h a t guy and ask when it’s lunch time

“yeah about that,,,,,, i was thinking about something simple like pizza!”

and your mom sends you a suspicious look

“y/n you love to cook tho,,,,”

“i’m feeling a bit tired that’s why”

“well then we can all cook together!!”

oh s h o o t

your dad has the AuDACitY to head to your kitchen

when the doorbell suddenly makes a sound

you quickly run over and your jaw almost drops when you see the person in front of you

bc your parents are nosey and curious they stand behind you to see them

“hey,,,, i’m not too late am i??”

it’s jihoon with like 3 grocery bags in his hands

but what’s more

jihoon is fucking s m i l i n g

like a shy type of smile and you are sO perplexed because??? what went over him ????

your mom was first to react

“y/n i didn’t know you were in a relationship??? whatta surprise hELLO I AM Y/N’S MOM AND YOU ARE?? WAIT A SEC,, COME IN FIRST”

“mom we’re not-”

“it’s alright,,,, hello i’m jihoon,,,,,,”

did he just indirectly confirm that you were d a t i n g

in front of you parents

but they don’t seem to mind actually they are dELiGHTed

while your mom pushes him into the kitchen and asks him all kinds of things your dad stays behind with you and gives you the pat of approval

“looks like a nice guy,,,, how did you two meet??”

“dad we’re neighbours”

“i see,,,,,, love comes in all different kinds of situations huh”

not him too sdkjhdskj

somehow it ended up in the four of you cooking lunch together,,,,, what

“play along” jihoon mumbles quietly before he returns to chopping the vegetables and then asks in a normal conversational tone

“babe can you boil this already?”

did he just call you b a b e

in front of your parents

WHY DOESN’T YOUR DAD OR YOUR MOM SEEM TO MIND WHY ARE THEY FINE WITH THIS

nonetheless you roll with it

and after a while you get used to it as well as with jihoon’s sudden touches like squeezing your hand reassuringly

and by the time you’re all at the table you nearly forget that the couple thing was just a front

and jihoon’s actually laughing at your dad’s lame jokes once in a while and you swear your mom is just w h i p p e d

by the time your parents are about to leave

your dad has some friendly talk going on with jihoon and your mom quietly remarks

“y/n tell me asap when you’re thinking of sealing the deal with him i can’t wait to play wedding planner!!!!!!”

and you’re like mOM PLS

if they only knew

and then they FINALLY leave

but ofc mother couldn’t leave without hugging you and jihoon first

when you turn around jihoon expression went from happy back to the indifferent and grumpy asshole jihoon

you start to go slow and test the waters

“uh, thanks for that you were my lifesaver!!!! but uh,,,, you didn’t have to say that we were a couple”

“i just went with what i thought would be most believable,” he deadpans and wants to leave to but you hold him back

“what is it???”

“was it then really necessary to call me babe????”

and boom he stays silent but instead he turns red

a small smile makes its way to your face

“can it be that you like me hmmm?????”

“you owe me 20 bucks y/n i sacrificed that much money for your food”

“what if i say i like you too hm ???”

he scrunches his nose in disgust but sadly for him it just looks so adorable because by then he is flaming red and you can’t take him seriously anymore

“don’t get ahead of yourself,,”

he turns to leave but in the last moment he faces you

and tugs on your collar

and pull you closer to him

and plants a peck on your cheek

“you know what? forget the 20 bucks”

THEN he quickly leaves your place and your smile turns into a grin followed by a victory dance

point proven that jihoon is NOT AN ASSHOLE AT ALL

although he says not to pay him back the 20 bucks

you still don’t tbh oops

instead you ask him out

and for the first time

he says yes

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dachi-chan25 · 7 years

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Game of Thrones Season 7 Episode 6 Recap Pt.2

WARNINGS: SPOILERS; not a D@€n€r¥$ fan; Jonsa shipper.

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3.- Back on Eastwatch Gendry is bitching to Beric and Thoros for their betrayal, and The Hound tells him to shut the fuck up (god the Hound is such a #mood character) and honestly I get a bit confused round here cuz so much stuff happens on Eastwatch I don’t even remember the order of this two conversations:

Tormund attempts to talk to the Hound, it’s hillarious, and you know what? They talk about Brienne, someone they have in common, #yes I am very salty Arya hasn’t been mentioned at all.

Beric and Jon have a conversation, again very intresting cuz Beric says Jon doesn’t look like Ned at all (for real you going there Beric?) and he must look like his mom (wasn’t he the one Stark children that looked the most like Ned??? The show confuses me greatly) just so we could be reminded again that indeed Jon looks like Lyanna and that *looks at smudged writing on my hand* Ragger Targpycola is his sperm donnor, thus he is a Targ. Also we get Jon saying he is going through all this bullshit dumbass hunt for the North (pls keep this in mind I beg you) Beric says he is doing this not for any King or Queen to sit on a throne (curioser and curioser) he is doing it for life, Jon quotes his vows of the NW, and they have this very intresting convo about life and the inevitabiliy of death.

I find very intresting Beric once again remind us of the little importance of titles and thrones right now, and Jon quoting his NW vows plus that Mance reminder he got from Tormund, well well I can see where this is going.

Also Beric knows about Jon’s resurrection but D the supposed Love of his life epic wuv story owo doesn’t, also Jon doesn’t seemed bothered by Beric knowing, and they both talk about what a cryptic asshole is R'hollor.

Yeah so The Hound guides them to the mountain with the arrow shaped top (yeah you know the one he saw in his insta vision) but they have to cross a frozen lake (the ice is not so thick) and a giant ass Wight bear is coming towards them, actually I found this whole thing so boring? The bear looked really fake (guess all that budget went to dragons) and really the whole purpose of this is to create fake tension and sense of danger, I couldn’t even get worried about any of the Suicide Squad, Thoros got injured but again he is one very minor character not that popular with the audience so we can kiss this drunken red priest goodbye.

Yeah so after this absolute bullshit they atract the attention of the WW building a fire, and ambush them (this FUCKING plan y'all) they very predictably are getting their assess handed to them by the wights til Jon kills the WW and the wights drop dead on the spot (k I take it back this is the CW, only in the V@mpir€ Di@ri€$ such convinient stuff happens) shit hits the metaphorical fan when an entire army of the death is matching towards our brave (and dumb) heroes.

Gendry being the fastest runner is sent back to Eastwatch to send for help while the Hound struggles to capture the only wight that very conviniently didn’t turn to dust when they killed the WW (I never thought to get a dumber storyline than the Jaime and Bronn rescue Myrcella from Dorne with no plan whatsoever but here we are) and how??? Like this would have been easily solved by bringing horses, or you know a damned raven!!! Jon already did an expedition beyond the wall! He was the goddamned Lord Commander and didn’t he for a moment consider they might need this stuff for a Wight hunt???? Deus ex machina in it’s finest. Also Gendry told us at the beginning of the damn episode it was the first time he has seen snow, he doesn’t know the territory how is he getting back to Eastwatch??? This makes even less sense by the minute I just can take seriously any of this stuff thus I can’t get emotionally involved and be seriously scared or worried for Suicide Squad.

Yeah so part of the lake cracks under the weight of thousands of animated corpses and dumb wight hunters, and they are left on a circule of ice surrounded by wights, that I shit you not are waiting for the lake to freeze again so they can attack, I just– fuck it!

4.-Back on WF (oh fuck me) Sansa is on Arya’s chambers, I guess she is looking for something that gives her an idea as to who is exactly this person her little sister became, when she finds the bag of faces, Sansa is (rightfully) horrified, Arya enters the room talking all cryptically but Sansa is not up for this mindgames, dammit not with her family! And asks directly what they are, Arya gives her an answer and a vague threat of taking Sansa’s face, whyyyyyy dude??? Another big trigger for Sansa, her abuser flyed people alive, hell she flyed that nice granny that tried to help Sansa, I know Arya doesn’t know, and I am not comparing her with Ramsey, but fuck what is it with the let’s play a game as all this fucked up mind games, if this is a ploy I have no doubt Sansa will forgive Arya, and Arya is gonna feel terrible when she finds out all that Sansa went through, but D&D are truly doing some great disservice to Arya, so this game as a lot of people realized is the Faces Game, Arya has already said her lie and gave Sansa the dagger.

Sansa confirms my suspicion in this whole secret ploy of playing LF by going to him, and pretends to trust him with what Arya is doing (only a fool would trust LF) without mentioning the dagger and he suggests maybe Brienne can take care of Arya if things go that far.

And also the only reason she cares about the Northern Lords finding out about the letter is that she doesn’t want Jon loosing his army, holy fuck she really loves him, even LF must know for he is not trying to undermine Jon in any way.

This is the only possitive thing that has come from this stuff.

5.- Gendry arrives at Eastwatch and tells them to send a raven to D. Meanwhile she is chilling on DS with Tyrion, she’s frustrated by all this stupid heroic man like Jorah, Daario and this Jon Snow.

Tyrion frowns and point out at all this man are in Love with her (LMAO where?????) cuz all those longing looks are not to form an alliance (dude you’d be surprised)

Speculation time! Isn’t this super super wierd? I mean with Jorah we get all this big gestures in her name and stares, same with Daario who always softened with her and smiled a lot, but Jon??? excuse me but there are no fucking scenes to support Tyrion’s claim. And I think Tyrion knows, remember last episode’s farwell, yes the one where Jon doesn’t turn around cuz he doesn’t give a fuck, Jorah did turn around and D was giving full heart eyes, you know who saw all of this? Tyrion, he even gets a close up. Dude but why would he pushed this idea on D’s mind, oh I don’t know maybe to MAKE HER LISTEN, she listened to Daario about the fighting pits, and Tyrion has seen first hand (that don’t be more of the same speech) that Jon is good and maybe his influence could be good on D.

D says Jon is not in love with her but her expression tells me she really believes he is, oh my god her self absortion knows no bounds. Dude why would he be??? Also that gross ass comment about Jon being too short in front of Tyrion wow dude way to be insensitive.

Anyway they are discusing startegies for the upcoming reunion with Cersei, and gods D is super annoying, she is blaming Tyrion for his plans while simultaneously asking him for a plan like??? And what are *you* gonna do girl? What are *you* proposing? Just ride your dragon into KL and call yourself queen? That’s your strategy for everything sorry if I am skeptical about your supposed greatness. Very easy to point fingers at people when you are doing nothing but wait for their plans to benefit you.

Tyrion still tries to explain why having people fear you is not a good thing for a ruler that supposedly wants to break the wheel, when she the D compares herself with Aegon the Conqueror (damn I am getting good at analysing this stuff) I was like ???? She thinks being a conqueror is a good thing? How??? She is so narrow minded is painful to watch and hear. Tyrion is just as horrified, excuse the hell outta me but why are y'all having to talk her out of burning people and destroying places/resources, how is anyone like that worthy of the power and responsabilities that come with ruling?? and D gets fucking paranoid (so we begin to emmulate daddy dearest aren’t we) and says Tyrion doesn’t want to destroy his family, excuse the fuck out of me but she knows Tyrion was being persecuted for his father and nephew’s murder, she knows Cersei hates him cuz he told her and I can just feel sorry for Tyrion, he believed and admired this woman so much (tho he is also to blame for letting himself be dazzled by the pretty speeches and dragons) and now he is really getting to know her

Tyrion implies he wants to form a good strategy so she don’t lose her temper and…

“I never lose my temper” she said while losing her temper.“

He is like ummm the Tarlys? And she is trying to justify herself mother of god what is wrong with her? Even Tyrion says what she did was completely unnecessary.

He wants to talk about important stuff like how she plans to go about breaking the wheel, cuz he is smart enough to know they are not easy quick changes and it could take more than a lifetime for her to change the world, how is her legacy gonna live on after she is dead, you know this is pretty important stuff she should be concerned about (this stuff about family and legacy has been touched upon since this season first episode on the Jaime/Cersei scene) but she retorts with the fact that she is struggling with infertility and that if Tyrion has maybe disscused her death with Jaime? Tyrion explains how concerned he was about her well being during the Loot Train attack and she is awful really, she is completely delusional about Tyrion trying to betray her, but I also think it would be good to talk about the succession once she is queen so I give her that.

I seriously think Tyrion is gonna dump her anytime now.

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Part 3 coming up!

#game of thrones #season 7 #jonsa #anti daenerys #anti jonerys #for good measure #7x06 recap #part 2 #dachi rambles

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mulder-isms · 7 years

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Green - (Thorcid fanfic)

A\N: This short fic was inspired by the 420 picture and pot gummies so it’s a mess. Because if it ain’t green, I’m not interested *in Laganja’s voice*

But seriously, green is my favorite color I’m obsessed. 💚 💚 💚 💚

Tell me what you think and save this poor “author” of the anxiety of writing words and give me the boost so this ship must go on. Or just send anon hate ( pls dont tho)

The snake patterned fabric got stuck in the sewing machine. It was enough to make Thorgy curse all the versions of The wizard of Oz and having a breakdown to stare at the void. It happened many times before in the workroom, where the pressure is so high that people are inclined to shut down. The emerald fabric was glistening bright green shades on his face but inside it was all blue. He missed Acid’s smoothing voice lurking on his back telling ‘get it together, girl’. It was a surprise, he didn’t know he would miss Acid Betty for any reason.

Acid was the glue that was sticking team NYC together during the whole competition. This challenge was making everyone on edge. Including unbreakable Bob. He snapped out of the motionless state because time was running with no intention to stop, ever. Betty would have rolled her eyes profusely at the puddle he was.

Thinking about Acid was comforting, it set his made in the right place, wherever that was.

“I guess we’ve reached that point”

Shane was having breakfast on his kitchen table, and by breakfast it meant just pure black coffee (a post Jamin renewed addiction) with some old crackers. Alvy on the other side of the table, eating cereal from a big bowl and had a plate of fresh fruits by his side. The lifelong friend offered some for Shane but he just “Ugh” and grimaced. Because coffee was the proper meal for an empty stomach.

“The last weeks he’s been travelling a lot, you know, and no news here. We’re used to the travelling periods now” Shane continued talking as he was eating some crackers in between. Alvy continued chewing calmly as listening to his roommate with faint interest. “It’s that point where nothing gets on our nerves? Like last week I stayed over because we haven’t seen each other in ages and we fell asleep watching TV… I mean the sex is still great, but sometimes we’re just not in the mood that much”

Alvy shook his head wishing to be spared of the details.

“But I-I…” he stuttered trying to find the words. “I mean is this normal? I know it’s normal but under our circumstances? Aren’t we supposed to be all over each other yet? Am I being dramatic? Don’t answer that! ” Shane blurted out in the speed of light concerned.

Alvy just cleared his throat and started eating an apple slowly.

“For someone that has been a whore for such a long time your lack of knowledge about relationships is astonishing.” Alvy replied in uninterested tone.

“Right?” Shane confirmed laughing and gesticulating with his hands. “That’s because I’ve never been in a relationship for this long with someone I actually care about and that cares for me?” he realized waving his crackers.

“True… and sad. But on a lighter note, yes Shane, it’s normal. Couples stop having sex like rabbits after a while. Thank god. These walls are damn thin and I can’t with you guys thinking you’re doing a casting for Cocky Boys” Alvy assured his friend as he was finishing his bowl.

Shane had no idea what Cocky Boys were but didn’t care anyways. He took a deep breath, but still a little bit of worry hanging on his sleeve.

“Last year on Drag Con we fucked in a bathroom with people coming in and out at 8 am, it was fucking hot”

Alvy closed his eyes and put down his spoon and now that he was recollecting the memories from Drag Con he remembered that Thorgy and Acid were always together, the fugitive glances and ear by ear talks.

“I know I’m crazy, but I keep thinking he is tired of me or this whole situation. I don’t know what I’m saying. I’m starving” then he shrugged and grabbed a banana that was in plate and started to peeling it.

The concert with Eliot was a blast. He was so pumped with the musical gigs he would have in May too, it was his dream coming to life, and the fact that people appreciated so much when he played made him overwhelmed with happiness. Jamin was on the road and he was constantly sending messages of how tired he was with the whole Roast tour. Jamin had a curious nature, it was easy for him to be excited about going to new places and clubs but touring was draining. You can only tell the same joke so many times.

But Shane knew everything was going to alright. It was 420. He was wearing his Grinch pubes wig and a dress that Jamin could easily take it off.

“Good Luck on your gig, I’m sure you’re gonna kill it. Alotta’s auction is tonight and I’ll see you in her apartment after? Save me some pot gummies, bitch.”

Shane laughed as he stared at the screen. He was high and relaxed from the pot gummies. Bach was still playing on his head, a whole orchestra of Emerald City citizens as he was conducting. The walls melting in green. He had to see Jamin.

Shane loves to see Jamin’s back in the morning, his muscles and shoulder blades contracting, as he is leaning in the kitchen balcony doing the dishes wearing just briefs. He loves how Jamin’s skin is beautiful and soft and he doesn’t even know the devil’s pact he did to have that ass. He loves to see him completely bare of his layers of colors.

But the same time, nothing makes him happier than watch Acid Betty in all the sass and hyper colors. Tonight, she was wearing a green structured dress and the lizard prints all over her neck. They hugged tight and briefly, it was the break from the auction and a queen was doing a number on stage. Thorgy snapped one pic of them together to post on IG, because he could never resist.

“How many gummies did you have?” Acid asked laughing at how far way Thorgy seemed browsing through her phone, trying to post the pic.

Thorgy took teen long seconds to answer with her finger pointing up as if she was actually able to count. “Enough” she precisely answered after giving up and holding a laughter. Acid noticed Thorgy had her backpack in one shoulder and the violin case on the other. A queen was calling Acid back to the stage, she nodded half smiling to Thorgy pulling the sleeve of her green coat and whispering on her ear.

“You look cute”

And she winked her glitter lashes making Thorgy’s stomach swirl.

Acid and pot was a good combination.

Jamin didn’t even know how he got in Alotta’s apartament. The auction was a complete blur. The place was full of all the underworld creatures that were lurking dazed and confused in the Metropolitan. He wanted to take a shower to sober up.

He looked down at the bathtub, the dark green water washing away his makeup, his green attires hanging on the top of the curtains hanger. When he opened his eyes, after rinsing the shampoo off his hair he noticed someone was in the bathroom and he yelled hastily. He completely forgot to lock the door.

“It’s occupied!”

The person’s figure was undefined but the green top of hair and the height could be only one person. Before Jamin knew Shane was joining him under the shower, his Thorgy face still on. He urgently kissed Jamin, their make up being destroyed by the running water and the friction of their bodies. Jamin enjoyed then sensation of having his boyfriend all wet in his arms forgetting about the opened door. When Shane stopped to catch a breath Jamin picked some liquid soap and place on his hand to wash his face.

“Close your eyes, you nut” he asked as Shane was giggling looking positively crazy and super adorable. Shane closed his eyes and Jamin washed his face. First he rubbed the glue of his thick brows, and Shane’s features were appearing slowly again, his light skin red with the temperature and the contact, the small nose, and his squinted gray-green eyes sparkling again behind the black eyeliner residues.

Jamin took a second to appreciate the face that was forming in front of him. Then he turned around to wash his own hair, since he was in the process of doing it when Shane interrupted him.

“You still have lizard scales” Shane pointed rubbing Jamin’s neck from behind.

“Thorgy?”

Alotta’s deep voice was inside the bathroom already. Jamin and Shane froze but it was too late to do anything and they were too high to even function.

“Bitch, who are you blowing in this bathroom?” he asked suspicious noticing the two silhouettes.

“I’m with Acid. I was trying to get her to fuck me but we are pouring green and I’m seeing leprechaun violinists”

“She really is!” Jamin went along.

Alotta squinted his eyes holding the doorknob and then she cackled screamed.

“You Ru Girls are fucking disgusting. I want you two out my tub in five minutes” Alotta replied unbothered and too high to care too. It wasn’t the weirdest thing he saw tonight.

They both laughed and got off the the shower quickly. They put some clothes on fast and joined the others in the living room, they got lucky but they wouldn’t want to draw any attention. There was a cloud of god knows what forming in the living room. Nobody noticed they both had wet hair.

The night continued with lots of drinks and different many items of cannabis haute cuisine. Shane was almost passed out on the couch observing Jamin playing cards with the rest of the men and drag queens. Everything was fading away slowly…

When Shane woke up he was still on the couch. He was afraid he was going to be stuck in a green sunrise but everything looked colored enough for his relief. His eyes searched for other bodies on the floor but there wasn’t anybody in sight, just a low electronic music playing in the background.

He wondered if Jamin left without him, but right after his brain formulated the question Jamin appeared from behind and joined him in the couch. Shane made room for him, so he could hug him by the waist and he could rest his chin on the top of Jamin’s head.

They stood there in silent, still sleepy, Jamin’s hot breath on his chest, making his shirt damp. He played with the curls of his dark hair.

“God…how I missed this….” His voice coming out muffled squeezing Shane tighter and placing kisses on his chest. Shane breathed, as he could finally breath again, kissing the top of Jamin’s head and putting a leg over him. He thought about following his old patterns, saying ‘I thought you were getting tired of me’ because that what was on his mind the whole week. But it would just ruin what shouldn’t be a doubt. Not with Jamin in his arms like that.

“I love you”

The simplicity of the words were taking him by surprise too. Shane was many things, but never simple. Jamin responded kissing him gently, with no hurry, breathing in his morning warmth, the smell of soap still on his skin. Shane slid his hand inside Jamin’s jeans quickly, rubbing his length lazily.

“And I miss your cock inside of me fucking me hard” he whispered on Jamin’s ear making Jamin laugh and almost lose his balance out of the couch. He positioned himself again and started placing kisses on Shane’s collarbones, encouraging him to continue.

“And I thought romance wasn’t dead” he replied under his chin, pulling Shane closer by the hips and biting his ear lobe, making him let go a soft moan.

Shane continued rubbing him, and he was growing solid with each stroke, circling the tip of his head making him let go soft ‘fucks’. Jamin inserted his hand inside Shane’s shorts, craving his nails on Shane’s ass, thrusting in and out and he kept fastening the pace, the panting of their breathing getting uneven…but then they heard one door creaking in the back of the corridor.

Jamin jumped out of the couch fast closing his fly and Shane moaned in frustration putting his hands on his temple frustrated.

Alotta was there, half naked, in seconds.

“Betty how are you even up…” Alotta was walking by dragging his limbs across the room and Jamin was holding a pillow in front of his crotch.

“Pot has a reverse effect on me” he justified throwing the pillow on the floor and sitting on the armchair crossing his legs. Shane was pretending to be sleeping. Alotta sat on the couch, next to Shane’s face, and drank from the bottle of water that was resting on the coffee table. Acid observed all his movies tense. Alotta looked down at Thorgy and shook his head.

“This bitch doesn’t even move”

Jamin just nodded in agreement looking at his boyfriend swollen lips, and his eyes twitching pretending the fake slumber. Alotta got up again and proceeded to the kitchen clueless about the hot make out session that was going on seconds ago.

Shane opened his eyes not controlling his laughing anymore, he gave up the act, sitting up straight. He was all messed up, the oversized striped blouse falling all crooked exposing his shoulder, the zipper of his bermuda shorts still open. He started putting the lose dreads up again. Jamin was observing him from the armchair. He wondered when he would stop finding that gesture so alluring.

“I can’t wait to mess you up all over again at home” Jamin commented with eyes fixed on him still in awe, biting lips.

“Bitch, please do” Shane answered with an exasperated sigh and giggling.

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