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#incorrect Bianca Del Rio quotes
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Jack: What do you do successfully?
Oscar and Morris: *blank stares*
Jack: …quickly
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myreygn · 2 years
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courtney: is it okay if i swear
bianca: yes courtney you can swear
courtney: f
bianca: go on
courtney: i'm nervous
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gustingirl · 2 years
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*during a meeting*
Sam, to Josh: Do you have a girlfriend?
Josh: No
Sam: Do you have a boyfriend?
Josh: No
Sam: Do you have a stylist?
Sam: No, so what we're gonna do....
Josh:
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Alyssa: if you’re not kissing your drag daughter gently on her little forehead, what are you doing?
Bianca Del Rio: yelling at her for trying to eat plastic
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Bianca: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Bianca: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
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she-ra-shitposting · 4 years
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Conversation
Anna: [panicking]
Kristoff: What’s wrong?
Elsa: She’s overthinking...thinking about a sandwich.
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rpdrquotes · 4 years
Conversation
Adore [hands Bianca a cup of water]: there, for you
Bianca [drinking it]: thanks, what’s this for?
Adore [innocently]: Courm says you get thirsty around me.
Bianca: [chokes on water]
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i-own-five-ovens · 4 years
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sweet pea, talking to a magic 8-Ball: will i ever find love
8-Ball: rely on it
sweet pea: oh, it’s a best friend that lies to you
fangs: sweet pea no-
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bentacleshargreeves · 5 years
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Luther: You wanna tell me what you're doing here?
Diego: I'm looking for Five.
Luther: Let me guess, you're gonna save the day.
Diego: It's what I do. Asshole.
Luther: Last I checked, you mopped floors.
Diego:
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*Pulitzer raises the cost of papes*
Jack: Not today, Satan.
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mxliv-oftheendless · 4 years
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Heather to Vinneketh, about Blackie: To call Blackie a cunt is completely inappropriate.
Heather: Frankly, he is a bitch. Because to be a cunt, you have to be smart.
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originalladyscythe · 4 years
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Incorrect KH quote 30
Scenario: How Demyx was Benched!
Master Xehanort: Tell me what do you do successfully?
Demyx:....
Master Xehanort: Quickly
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hug-a-mermaid · 5 years
Conversation
Bianca: And if you see Adore, give her this message.
Bianca: [stares blankly]
Bianca: She’ll know what it means.
[later]
Courtney: Oh, and Bianca said to give you a message.
Courtney: [stares blankly]
Adore: Ah. The neutral face of displeasure.
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Different drag mums talking about their daughters
Tamisha Iman: these are my 70 plus drag children
Tamisha Iman: they’re all national title holders and I love them all very much
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Alyssa: now this is my baby Shangela Laquifa Wadley
Alyssa: I call her Shangie
Alyssa: she’s an all around very talented lady and her accomplishments are endless
Alyssa:
Alyssa:
Alyssa: she also really likes boxes
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Bianca Del Rio: this is Adore
Bianca Del Rio: I lent her a corset once
Bianca Del Rio:
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Bianca Del Rio:
Bianca Del Rio: she won’t leave me alone now
Bonus:
Adore: Bianca can you cut the crusts off my sandwich?
Bianca, muttering under her breath as she cuts the crusts off adore’s sandwich: what am I, the fucking maid?
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Adore: You're smiling, did something good happen? Bianca: I can't smile just because I feel like it?
Joslyn: Laganja tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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