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grishaverse-said · 2 months
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Matthias: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Nina: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Matthias, getting down on one knee: Yeah, that's 'cause it is.
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Wylan Matthias
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Innocent boys who fell for the most flirtatious people of Ketterdam
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thecrxwclub · 1 year
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Nina, texting: FHFJFKKD
Matthias: What is that?
Nina: A keyboard smash
Matthias: How do I do that?
Nina: You just press any key
Matthias: 7
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cherries-and-knives · 4 months
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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*
Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.
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Nina: You know, Jesper gives Wylan flowers all the time, I wish you’d do that too.
Mathias: Okay.
-later-
Mathias: -Gives Wylan flowers-
Wylan: ?? Thank? You??
Mathias: I am just as confused as you are.
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five-of-cr · 4 months
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the crows as reductress headlines: part 1
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Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her
Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -
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familiar-anonymous · 1 year
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Jesper : *starts rambling*
Wylan : *starts kissing*
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I’ll be forever mad that we didnt get a Helnik reunion after they free him from Hellgate cause the rest of the crows would have been so confused 😭
Matthias: *Tries to kill Nina the second he sees her*
Wylan: I thought they liked each other?
Jesper: Ooh an enemies to lovers story
Inej: Should we intervene?
All of them: NO
Kaz: *Hits Matthias with his cane* I dont have time to find another heartrender for this job, control your wolf or we’re leaving him here
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appolinyou · 3 months
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Kaz and Matthias:/Arguing and swearing/ Inej to Wylan: Don't worry, they don't hate each other, In fact, they even have friendship bracelets Jesper: Oh yes, Kaz, so I'm your best friend, and I don't have a bracelet like that! Kaz turned to Jesper in the middle of an argument with Matthias: Jesper, are you an idiot? We've got friendship pistols! Or is it a joke for you?
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lilisouless · 1 year
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"Are you a couple?"
Matthias: We are not a couple
Jesper: Matty-poo! are you embarassed of me? I thought we were over this
Matthias: He is joking
Jesper: Now you are gasligthing? Whats wrong with you? You said you loved me. Well, if you are so sure on denying our love, you won't mind if i go and make out with the hot ginger over there waving at us
Matthias: Jesper-
Jesper: Oh! and now i am "Jesper" , yesterday i was "sugar bunny" but things change, apparently
"How insensitive"
Matthias: oh boy
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"Are you dating?"
Matthias: no-
Inej: What?! NO! nononono! ew-
Matthias: ew?
Inej: no way! no, no no no no no no...
Matthias: alright, maybe mrs Kaz Brekker shouldn't be so judgy
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"Are you boyfriend?"
Matthias & Kaz: no
"Because we have couples discount"
Kaz: We are married
Matthias: what-
Kaz: Neither of us have a ring because we used the money to build our house, we don't need a ring when you have such an intense and passionate love like ours
Matthias: for the love of-
Kaz: us
Matthias: no!
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"Aww, what a cute couple are you"
Matthias: we are not a couple! what this is always happening to me?
Wylan: Maybe we should stop holding hands so they won't get the wrong idea
Matthias: not yet , they are still cold
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"Are you a couple?"
Matthias: NO!
Nina: huh?
Matthias: sorry, it´s the habit
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grishaverse-said · 1 year
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Nina: fuck.
Matthias: we've got to work on your cursing.
Nina: why? i'm pretty good at cursing already.
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thenilofernoorulain · 2 years
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Kaz: I like my coffee how I like my revenge: Bittersweet
Jesper: I like my coffee how I like my women *stirs tea*
Nina: I like my coff-
Matthias: Cream, 2 sugars and chocolate chip cookies
Inej: I like my coffee how I like my men: Dark and Bitter
Wylan: I like coffee.
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thecrxwclub · 1 year
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“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”
— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1
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Nina: If I was a gardener I'd put out two-lips together.
Matthias, blushing: ...Nina
Wylan: Why can't we be like that?
Jesper: If I was a gardener you'd be my hoe.
Wylan: Fuck you.
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ambericesage · 26 days
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Matthias: How do you know if a romance is good
Inej: Well, good romance starts with friendship
Jesper: And bad romance starts with ra ra ah ah ah
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