#incorrect outlander

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Jamie: Quick, Mrs. Beauchamp, take my hand! Claire: Now what? Jamie: Nothing. I just wanted to hold hands.

#jamie fraser #claire fraser #outlander #incorrect outlander #incorrectoutlanderquotes #ch: jamie fraser #ch: claire fraser #source: tumblr

[spinnysocks]

Outlanders incorrect quotes- Who ate it?

*The Outlanders in the volcano, standing around a carcass that's clearly been eaten and is now just a pile of bones*

Ushari: So. Who ate it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Jasiri: I did. I ate it-

Ushari: No. No, you didn’t. Janja?

Janja: Don't look at me! Look at Shupavu.

Shupavu: What?! I didn't eat it.

Janja: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was eaten?

Shupavu: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s eaten!

Janja: Suspicious.

Shupavu: No, it's not!

Mzingo: If it matters, probably not but... Reirei was the last one by it.

Reirei: Liar! I don't even eat *that*!

Mzingo: Oh, really? Then what were you doing in the volcano earlier?

Reirei: I use the steam to puff up my fur! Everyone knows that, Mzingo!

Jasiri: Alright, let’s not fight. I ate it, let me get another, Ushari.

Ushari: No. Who ate it?

Janja: Ushari... Kiburi's been awfully quiet.

Kiburi: Really?!

Janja: Yeah, really!

Kiburi: Oh my god-

...

*Distant sounds of arguing*

Ushari: I ate it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a warthog on a stick. *hisses* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

#i couldn't think of anything to replace “it burned my hand so i punched it” 💔 #just an outlanders incorrect quotes lmao #the henchmen are just standing around like “Wtf?” #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[aegonomics]

incorrect house of the dragon 12/?

#is this anything #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen #hotd incorrect quotes #*post #source is i paraphrased an outlander post not sure how to cite that

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Pandora, pointing at her bookshelf: so, this is it.

Regulus: omg dune AND little women??

Remus: angels in America, I love this play!

Sirius: the picture of Dorian Gray and shadow and bone wow!!

Lily: Outlander jeez

Dorcas: Gossip girl!! I read it so many times!

James: Dora why on earth do you have John Lennon’s biography?

Pandora looking up from an Amazing Spider-Man comic book: …

#marauders #remus lupin #harry potter #jegulus #regulus black #sirius black #incorrect harry potter quotes #james potter #incorrect marauders quotes #peter pettigrew #pandora lovegood #Lily evans #dune #outlander #little women #nowhere boy #gossip girl #gossip girl reboot #monet de haan #lgbtq+ #jegulus raising harry #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #fuck jkr #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #dorcas meadows #wolfstar #dorlene #the slytherin skittles

[atsushis-fangs]

North: we've really got to stop meeting like this Scotland: maybe we would if you stopped breAKING INTO MY HOUSE

@winterwrites23

#hetalia #SoT #incorrect quotes #outlander AU #SoT incorrect quotes #hws northern ireland #hws scotland #etymology is fun so here we have the meaning of callum's name #'callum' is a scottish gaelic variant of the latin name 'columba' which means dove #'dougall' however is the anglicized version of the gaelic 'dubhghall' or 'dúbgall' #which is a combination of 'dubh' (dark) and 'gall' (stranger #so that was todays etymology lesson :D

[beefsteakclub]

John: "I could make you scream."

Jamie: "I think not."

John: comes up out of the water looking like Medusa.

Jamie: screams

John: "I didn't mean like that! "

#outlander spoilers #lord john grey #jamie fraser #outlander #the scottish prisoner #voyager spoilers #crack #incorrect quotes

[devilsrecreation]

The Outlanders in the Desert (for some reason)

Janja: Ah, the desert! Hey scorpion, count how many sand is here. That’s your mission

Sumu: Okay *starts counting* One...two....three....four...

Reirei: *as Sumu is still counting* Why the fuck would you make him do that?!

Janja: It passes the time

Reirei: It’s gonna to take SO long!! Janja, it’s going to be SO annoying!

Janja: I’m curious to see what his number is!

Reirei: No! He’s just going to be counting FOREVER!

Janja: Maybe, *laughing* but….

Sumu: 23....24.....25....26...

The other Outlanders: *laughing*

Reirei: Janja, what have you brought?! This is your fault!!!

Sumu: There are 30 million sand particles in the desert

Janja: See? That was easy!

Reirei: Fuck…oh my god…

#incorrect quote #source: youtube #this literally just came back to me and i had to do it #not pictured are Mzingo and Kiburi rolling their eyes #i feel like njano could do this too #so would bunga now that i think about it #tlg outlanders #the lion guard

[chaoticspacefam]

Lana: I feel like doing something stupid.

Saarai (Outlander), without missing a beat: I'm stupid, do me.

source: incorrect quotes generator

#swtor #incorrect swtor quotes #mildly n/sfw #suggestive #swtor oc: saarai ahaszaai #LS! eternal empress #the outlander #lana beniko #saarai/lana #''you love her so much it makes you so stupid'' << rai in a nutshell #lmao

[winterwrites23]

SoT incorrect quotes based on @atsushis-fangs series part 9:

Past Scotland be like: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it out to be.

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Seán at the clan: You'll have a hard time believing this because it literally never happens but I think I might have made a mistake.

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Callum: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Ian: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Andrew: I got distracted about halfway through.

Seán: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Andrew: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Past Scotland: Wasn't Seán with you?

Seán: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Scotland would be like Flynn Rider in Rapunzel:

*looking at the wanted poster with a glare*: "They just can't get my nose right! >:("

#he kept a few as souvenirs too lol #and 100% true about North ignoring someone deliberately xD #especially when his brothers are giving him a lecture #sot incorrect quotes #outlander au #hetalia

[knightofthenewrepublic]

Claire: "JAMIE! What the Bloody Hell are you doing out of bed, You have internal bleeding!?"

Jamie: "Are yah daft sassenach, do ya not ken that's where blood is supposed to be?"

#incorrect quotes #outlander #outlander series #claire fraser #jamie fraser #claire beauchamp #jamie x claire #jamie and claire #Jamie will be fully recovered by the next chapter

[broadwayfan92]

Bruce saving Natasha from Ross

#source: outlander #incorrect bruce banner #incorrect mcu quotes #bruce banner #natasha romanoff #general ross #brutasha #brucenat #mcu #avengers

[incorrect-outlander-quotes]

Jamie: Get your hand off my wife's ample but firm backside. Claire: Thank you, darling.

#outlander #incorrect outlander quotes #incorrectoutlanderquotes #incorrect outlander #jamie fraser #ch: claire fraser #claire fraser #ch: jamie fraser #source: what we do in the shadows

[spinnysocks]

tlg outlanders as daz quotes

inspired by this tiktok :)

Sumu after watching Scar's Army get blasted away by the Lion Guard: ALRIGHT THEN! Moving out immediately! Kenge, grab your bag!

Tamka: When you come and meet me on a date I'm all romantic and shit! I'm in the corner like *strums guitar* Would you like a steak?

Scar's Army after every battle: Jesus Tapdancing Christ, I need a drink.

The Idiots: Oh my god, where are we? We're stranded in a land I've never seen before! Where are we? Wait, is that our friend's house?!

*Scar's Army arguing*

Ushari: You need to back off!

Janja: No one needs to back off, someone needs to explain the SCORPION!

Bunga to Kion: Don't ask your grandpa for help! What's he gonna do? Have a stroke in front of Scar?!

Kion: Look at the state of the Pridelands... You couldn't get much worse could you?

*Scar setting Pride Rock on fire*

Janja: We might actually win over the Pridelands!

*Gets absolutely blasted by the Roar*

can i just say the entirety of his cooking simulator series screams outlanders chaos to me, especially kenge vibes hgfhdh - i suggest watching it it's hilarious

bonus not-daz quote

Kiburi, pointing at Makuu: What kinda GARBAGE is that?! Oops, my anarchy symbol

#sorry there's not many i need more ideas 😭 #the lion guard #tlg #tlg outlanders #tlg memes #tlg outlanders memes #tlg incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[faithfraserlivesau]

Murtagh, mid-rant:…and it was irresponsible, the absolute height of stupidity—

Claire: Wait, what’s the height of stupidity?

Murtagh: How tall are you, Jamie?

#incorrect outlander quotes #outlander #claire fraser #murtagh fitzgibbons fraser #jamie fraser #caitriona balfe #sam heughan #duncan lacroix

[hammah-banana]

Young Ian: Be honest with me. It’s a prank, right? The tea? Like when those tourist folks aren’t around. Y’all know this tastes like garbage?

Claire Fraser: No, I love it.

Young Ian: You don’t love it, it’s pigeon sweat.

#incorrect quotes #outlander #incorrect outlander quotes #claire fraser #ian murray #the frasers #source: ted lasso #ted lasso #roy kent

[atsushis-fangs]

England: you know, back in the day...

North: you mean back in the day as in a decade ago, or back in YOUR day as in before societies were a thing?

@winterwrites23 it's september 1st, and you know what that means! Happy North time traveling to 1743 day (AKA the day all his troubles began)

#hetalia #outlander au #sot #incorrect quotes #hws northern ireland #sot incorrect quotes #hws England #i don't have an actual good excuse for being absent #but I swear I have been rereading this fanfic an unhealthy amount even when I haven't verbally expressed how much I love it lately #so here we are #North roasting his brothers once more <3