In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without these stupid barrettes on? That's weird.
Blue Sargent
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ronan: do you want to know your gay name?
adam: my... gay name?
ronan: yeah, it’s your first name—
adam: ha, ha, very funny
roman, getting down on one knee: —and my last name
adam: oh my god
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Ronan: can I say a bad word
Ronan: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD
Gansey: yeah
Ronan (To Greenmantle): YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
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Gansey: Name one thing on your bucket list.
Ronan, probably: I don’t have a bucket list. Bucket lists are for people who are going to die and I intend to live forever.
Gansey: oh. Okay. *countinues whatever he was doing as if Ronan didn’t just basically say he intends to be imortal*
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ronan lynch: whaaaaaaat's up gamers today we're doing a speedrun of gansey's patience as i take his camaro on a joyride
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declan : did u ever read the bible ?
adam :
declan : it’s a very long book
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Helga Hufflepuff: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Salazar Slytherin: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Helga Hufflepuff: Really, all you had to do was say no
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adam: im going to mcdonalds does anyone want anything
gansey: my one wish, my life purpose is to find glendower i cannot rest until we find the sleeping king and wake him-
adam: yea i got like 12 dollars
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'They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.
Ronan Lynch, probably
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Vivia: I came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you I’m not afraid to leave it the same way.
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amren: [sitting on the steps of a musuem] You got tossed out too, huh?
feyre: Yeah, for yelling.
amren: You yelled in a museum? That is hardcore, maggot.
feyre: Why did you get tossed out?
amren: Stole a pterodactyl, but it’s not like I yelled.
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Henry: I'm keeping a list of all the crazy white person stuff you say.
Gansey: What else is on there?
Henry: Oh, it's long. I got wearing boat shoes, BBC America, makes his own trail mix...
Gansey: You love my trail mix!
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gansey: don’t underestimate us. our group motto is “maybe we’ll get lucky this time.”
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thanks to @incorrecttrcquotes for the dialogue,,i just had to draw it.
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@incorrecttrcquotes
Source: Santa Clarita Diet
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Blue: This is our lover.
Gansey: This is our lover, Henry Cheng.
Blue: He's our lover!
Gansey: We love him.
Adam: You guys are in like a three-way relationship?
Gansey: It's called a throuple. We're in a throuple.
Blue: We're in a hetero-centric semi-non sexual throuple with us and Henry Cheng.
Ronan: What does --
Blue: It means we don't have sex with him as often as we have sex with each other, but we do love him, and he does live here, and he's in this relationship. He's in this relationship.
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