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fiendfifofum · 4 months
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Ncuti Gatwa? More like N-cutie Gatwa amirite?
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having an older sister is basically. i have never a known life without you. you are the most selfish, annoying, and shallow person i've ever met. do you want to go to target i'm bored. stop taking my fucking hairbrush it's not yours. i love you but i'll never say it because neither of us know how to express our emotions in a way that seems sincere. i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you let's go for a joyride and listen to music with the windows down. grudges that last for months, grudges that last a day. i need advice please help. you're the worst person in the world. you and i are stuck like glue. remember when we were kids and we did that thing? i miss it. i still have the art you made for me 4 years ago even though it's from a media franchise i hate now. calling you from the bathroom at school help i have cramps and i want to go home. talking down to me, refusing to listen, stubborn stubborn stubborn but we're stuck together forever. i can tell you're lying because you're the one who taught me how to lie. i can't stand you. i love you.
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gotyouanyway · 2 years
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they’ve been the same person for an extended period of time. they walk around all day every day with living pieces of each other in/on their bodies. they’re 2 separate people until they choose not to be, over and over and over. and they’re so comfortable with it they don’t even give it a second thought. they can live within each other as comfortably as any life partners might share a house. like hello
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willgrahamscock · 1 month
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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calware · 28 days
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shoutout to lil hal
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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
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calocera · 1 month
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my pet mold spore
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vilea777 · 1 month
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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literallyaflame · 4 months
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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tastylemonbread · 5 months
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a post about when someone tags someone else on your post
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faeriekit · 6 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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kochei0 · 2 months
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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willgrahamscock · 2 months
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WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!
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bob-artist · 2 months
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Bittern at the grocery store
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dio7r · 7 months
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