#it's shitpost time

[anna-hawk]

No one : Do you have a praise kink?

Me: No.

Frank Castle: Attagirl!

Me:... Weeeeeell... Maybe?

#jon bernthal #it's shitpost time #like I don't have a praise kink but Frank just brings it out I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️😂 #frank castle

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

[punk-pangolins]

no "other/see results" option bc JUST CHOOSE ONE

YOU TOO, GENDER-CONFORMERS,

EVERYONE!

#hyperspecific poll #polls #shitpost #lgbt #lgbtq #r196 #rule #ruleposting #queer #nonbinary #genderqueer #enby #tumblr polls #genderfluid #trans #lgbtqia #gender nonconforming #lgbtq community #poll time #my polls #tumblr poll

[ophanim-vesper]

obsessed with how the entire movie is just this

#spirited away #studio ghibli #ghibli #ghibli movie #shitpost #meme #ghibli meme #art #doodle #my art #spirited away chihiro #chihiro ogino #spirited away yubaba #christ you are extremely fuckin selfish die #fanart #I've rewatched spirited away like 2 times in 1 day #love this movie.... ghosted afar...

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

#the wheezing laugh i let out every time i click on vanilla extract #so stupid lmao #shitpost #vanilla extract #tumblr polls #memes #my post highlights #captain's log one hour after posting: 600 notes i am. afraid. #250 #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

[wolxoltl]

Time really is a flat circle.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #winter king #the winter king #simon petrikov #fionna and cake spoilers #what even is their ship name #icecest? simoncest? #i need therapy #shitpost

[alibonbonn]

A @corviiids tweet that is very important to me 🙏 I'm always thinking about spawn Astarion how he loves the sun

#i am spending am unhealthy amount of time thinking about hcs of my durge and astarion going on cute adventures after the game #if you shitpost to my very particular niche vibe you are my muse i cant explain it #is hot spring running water? i think Astarion deserves to have a hot spring vacation #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #Astarion #alibonbonn #corviiids #alidraws

[smolldust]

Me, aroace: “Yeah I think these fictional characters are kinda hot”

Other people: “Oh you think they’re hot? Doesn’t that mean you’re not actually aroa-“

Me:

#smolldust #smolldust rambles #rambling #Shitpost #aroace #aromantic #asexual #aro #ace #this has happened to me too many times

[chelledoggo]

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"

#beavis and butthead #ornithology #birds #meme #shitpost #this is an old meme i made on twitter a long time ago #now i'm bringing it here

[maaddss]

(edit: why did this get like 300 notes- this isn’t my art it’s just a random thing i saw someone post on discord 😭)

#meme #shitpost #memes #best memes #funny memes #adventure time #cursed

[anna-hawk]

Have a seat

#jon bernthal #frank castle #shane walsh #it's shitpost time #I saw something like that done with another celebrity #figured we could relate too 😏😂 #I'm sure all the options are very comfortable

[magnusbae]

To illustrate this post by @mayahawkse I would like to visualize to you the difference:

A post in 2023:

A post in 2014:

A zoom out of the same post:

This is what a community looks like.

See how in 2023 almost all of the reblogs come from the OP, from their few hours/days in the tag search. Meanwhile in 2014 the % of reblogs from OP is insignificant, because most of the reblogs come from the reblogs within the fandom, within the micro-communities formed there. You didn't need to rely on tags, or search, or being featured. Because the community took care of you, made sure to pass the work between themselves and onto their blog and exposed their followers to it. It kept works alive for years.

It's not JUST the reblog/like ratio that causing this issue, it's the type of interaction people have. They're content with scrolling and liking the search engine, instead of actually having a reblogging relationship with other blogs in their community.

Anyways, if you want to see more content you like, the only true way to make it happen is to reblog it. Likes do not forward content in no way but making OP feel nice. Reblogs on the other hand make content eternal. They make it relevant, they make it exist outside of a fickle tumblr search that hardly works on the best of days.

If you want more of something, reblog it.

#i said i wont ever rant about this bc it's unseemly but HONESTLY. #you simply cannot complain about not having enough of A or B or C and then never reblog / interact with the content you love. #If you LOVE something you cannot just leave a like and silently wait for more to happen #I know countless of content creators that simply stopped doing art/writing fic/making edits #You need to understand that fandom content is made FOR the fandom FOR the engagement FOR the entertainment and fun it makes. #If a content creator does not have fun IN the fandom-- why would they spend the scares free time they have on making this content? #And we're not talking about things that you don't like-- no one expects you to reblog things you don't like. #However I think it's safe to say that when a post has more than 5k it's not some random shitpost with no value. #tumblr issues #tumblr #content creators #buns.txt #something something please don't starve your local clowns

[gelly-art]

The phrase "Astarion, you ignorant slut" entered my mind a week ago and hasn't left since and that's the only reason this exists.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tav #gale #shadowheart #my tav #drow #zumara #I've never watched the office #there's no context for this #I spent too much time on this #for a shitpost #playthrough 2

[communistcephalopod]

hypothesis: vampires are magically vulnerable to light originating from the sun

observation: moonlight has no effect on vampires, despite being a reflection of the sun

conclusion: this aversion is not a result of light or its origin, but some property of sunlight only present in direct contact

hypothesis: vampires are extremely sensitive to uv radiation

#the notes are just people pointing out that i'm like the last person to think of this #sorry. i'll try better next time. #vampire #shitpost #dracula daily #are they doing that again this year? #i miss it

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

getting older can be so amazing? you get more familiar with yourself. learn tips & tricks for troubleshooting your own brain. trial & error helps you build routines that minimize discomfort, maximize reward. your preferences/interests don't get set in stone, but you do find out which ones are going to stay with you in the long-term, and which ones are fun but transient joys to appreciate in the moment.

you learn that the world is so much more complex than you were taught, and that that's okay, and that there's an endless supply of things you can learn or watch or experience or think about if you want to. if you're lucky, you loosen up, stop putting so much pressure on yourself. if you're lucky, you learn to recognize that negative inner voice, and whack it with a baseball bat until it hushes up. if you're lucky, you learn to treat yourself gently, not because you are fragile but because you are worthy of gentleness. (i hope you are lucky.)

and some things will change. some things will get better. some things will get good. and maybe you start to recover from the dehumanizing stress of childhood/education. maybe you learn the power of your own autonomy. maybe you learn how to walk away from bad situations (which is a superpower even if you don't realize it yet). and you get to choose your own clothes. and your own food. and which relationships to pursue! and what you do with your free time. and with your life (but don't worry you get to choose that gradually). and that's crazy! and sometimes scary. and extraordinarily, indescribably precious.

#not a shitpost #and as long as you are alive there will be another good moment waiting for you in the future #the profound joy of your favorite foods #the incalculable luxury of waking up and lounging in bed and falling back asleep #a cold glass of water after a walk in the hot sun #petting an excited dog. a cat rubbing up against your ankle. the sight of a confused chicken #glorious these beads we string together to form our own existence #getting older means time is passing. and i hope you are passing that time in ways that make you happy #i hope you have so many moments of joy that they can be as easily counted as drops of water in the ocean

[punkitt-is-here]

adventure time really was great it was a 12 year old and his brother fighting off what they thought was an evil wizard dude but then they realized their archnemesis was just. a mentally ill old guy. and they went shit we can't really beat him up anymore. i guess we'll play checkers with him and shit otherwise this is weird.

#my posts #shitposts #adventure time