#its ok goatman

[elegyofthemoon]

What would you do as a taxi driver if you picked up a ghost and they disappeared from the back seat?

wonder if they wound up making it back to where they wanted to go :( hope they did

#I LOVE THAT GHOST STORY BTW !!! #ngl a part of me wants to go to new orleans just so i can see if thats true at all but that requires #being out late at night which. i dont do lol #also dont you think its interesting ? i think most times when it comes to ghost stories #its always in like a building #taxi ghosts standing out in the open? weiiiiiird #ghosts dont have money its ok ill just give them a ride for free #(i would be very bad at business lol) #answered #ghosts #or maybe i just rarely run into stories of ghosts outside ?? #hrmmm #theres always Creatures outside (goatman and mothman) but like. what about ghosts...?

[the-iron-orchid]

Apprenticember, Day 31

Name another mc you read about and enjoyed! Shout out your favorite mc!

We did it lads, we made it through! Thanks again to @ghoulfriendfangs for organizing the event!

Man, there are so many good MCs and OCs out there, I can't possibly name them all! But I will give a shoutout to the Squad and some folks I interact with on the regular:

Donna ( @bottomvalerius ) - the very first MC to interact with us when we were new to the fandom, so this little guy holds a special place!

Lua and Aleis ( @luasworkshop and @fullyfunctionalapprentice ) - TWOFER TUESDAY

Iaaaaaaa ( @xx-sharpfawngz-xx ) - the funkiest of Little Guys, we love them sm

Vida ( @apprenticevida ) - I hope the Life Stuff lets you join us again soon!

Ell'iandyr - ( @foxfirefallout ) - they may be a bundle of nerves but they deserve to have A Nice Time, ok?

Franquelin ( @jellyfish-and-therapy ) - glad to see you getting the info on them out there, and looking forward to seeing more!

Jin/Cedar ( @epoch-smog ) - may that shitpost energy never fail you, we love to see it!

Arsenic ( @arsenicxarcana ) - highly respected Goatman main, if you know me that says A Lot!

Rosie ( @drustvar ) - Chaos knows Chaos when it sees it lmao, it's been fun to read more about her!

Misery ( @misery-lake ) - THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS with a side dish of Destroy That Old Man

Bastien ( @daisydevorak ) - he may not be an Apprentice anymore (tho iirc he did start out as one), but Dragon Himbo deserves an Honorable Mention! 🐲

The list goes on, but my poor little overtaxed brain is at its limit rn, if our MCs have interacted then ilu 💜

#apprenticember

[golbrocklovely]

Hey, it’s 🌈 anon! hi i’m back! My main reason being that i have ideas and theories on snc and my friends and girlfriend don’t watch them so i can only really go to you, ok, so i would love for them to go back to Goatmans bridge but without Kmk ( call me kris) and the reason being is that i feel like other groups that went got so much more activity, i’m not hating on her but she also doesn’t have a lot of experience like Sam and Colby do. That and i would like to see them maybe split up, like one stand of the bridge and the other on the life size Ouija board. Just to see if answers match up slightly by using the Spirit box Or the Oculus. This is just my opinion though, i just feel like it would have been more interesting if kmk wasn’t there freaking out ever 10 minutes or so, like some of the times were kind of more for the video then like, ya know she was actually scared. And sometimes that kind of annoys me its only ever good if their actually scared thats why i think I enjoyed bowers mansion so much to be honest, like Seth did hype up some of the things the Oculus was saying a bit too much but Sam and Colby were legit freaking out, i do think the tears was kinda forced but over all i do think it was a really good video. That and the bit of evidence they caught of the door slamming was extremely cool. Anyways thats all for now, have a nice day/night!

oh hey rainbow anon ! it's nice to see you back around :)

i think it would be cool for them to go back to goatman's bridge too. that location seems to be a really good spot for paranormal activity. maybe they should go back for hell week. i highly doubt they will, but that would be really cool if they did.

and yeah, as lovely as kris is, she just needs more experience with the paranormal if she's gonna film with them again. her freaking out, especially when she was with celina, was giving me agita lol

and bowers mansion was such a cool spot too. personally, i don't think colby actually cried, so much that he got teary-eyed, but that's basically the equivalent of him bawling his eyes out since he's emotional constipated haha

nonetheless, if they ever returned to those spots that would be really great.

and same to you !

#ask #personal #sam and colby

[cielospeaks]

-dv livestream!

thoughts:

-so first of all, mY ABSOLUTE MADLADS HOLY SHIT JOSEPH JOESTAR VOICE RICKY BOI IS GOING TO WIN THE DEDUCTION STAR OH MY GOSHHhhhh ok. i am normal abt this. i would really like it if he wins but im terrified at what sorta skin they will give him.

neutral ending: he gets like. a chopin biopic theme outfit (or even another composer. monteverdi maybe if they want to hammer in the references to orfeo or whatever). playing it safe but thats fine tbh. you want me to suffer (affectionate) ending: its amadeus the movie and idk if ricky would be mozboi or sal but either way im screaming and crying on the ground. bad ending: its none of these options and its something predictable/boring/shipping related and im like. angery face. expanded galaxy brain it will not happen but i can hope: any of my shitpost rickys. music man ricky. froderick fronkensteen ricky. beet from batea ricky. ricky wearing a nightgown and nothing else absolutely losing it ricky (that being said i have no idea but a jekyll and hyde ricky would be a bit goated)

-and for the actual livestream stuff. the three new characters are neat. i think im more attached to them than other ones- memory and adaemil were very lore heavy, lily and friends were fine but i dont feel so invested (esp when operas backstory was just a more marketable rehash of antonios -angry face emoji- ). i like the gambler lady. shes fancy yes but shes got an air of like. elegance and politeness i dont get from other characters in the series. idk i just think shes pretty and shes got them gantsby vibes -pacha hand-. goatman seems nice, like bane or burk or someone. knight seems like a cool guy or could be just the "polite guy villified for plot" and i guess that means either way ill prolly like him -le shrug-. that being said i hope hes well written and isnt a character i wont end up liking. itd be cool if he and ricky can be bros. he gives me those vibes. also gambler lady and antonio being gambling buds would be so cute. the friend he deserves. everyone can be buds with goat man bc he seems nice too.

-not so interested in the crossovers/events besides the holmes one which is big interest omg. the new lady seems like shed be a cool irene adler if shes added. detective as holmes pls. (its prlly gonna b novelist or maybe mercenary bc of mr inference? but listen cone boi is detective so holmes should be too, since his apprentice is lol)

-sept the first school au hunter gets revealed. im like :| bc this series hasnt had any faves yet but it also seems mostly harmless and gives less popular characters skins occasionally so tbh im fine w it. itll prolly be a popular hunter and not my boi antonio but whatever. -shrug emoji-

-rest of lore: ok this is fine. like tbh id rather they dont focus on the journalist plot bc i really dont like it lmao. i find the animation kinda ugly and the characters are all really unlikeable. its also just impossible to talk abt the plot to anyone since everyone has such different takes on it lol

-that being said i am looking forward to maybe the next essence/season (w gambler lady? antonio a/b tier pls he needs it. pretty lady who is also gambler i think he needs this)

#gameblogging

[arsenicxarcana]

Bitchbaby Lucio? Asdfsdfsd that's not very nice. NH did pull a lot of punches with Lucio's route though, I feel considering what he's like in the rest of the game there should've been at least a little resistance to change or a scene where he argues with the MC. Like when Asra warned MC he makes enemies as quickly as friends I was hoping it was foreshadowing they were going to have a falling out later on over something but nope... they went full board in making him an antagonist in other routes and then played it safe and woobified him in his own. :(

bitchbaby is default lucio, u know this to be true

and yeah 1) i looked at his character archetype and knew they weren't going to be able to handle it properly from the start (this is also why i'm picky about other people's lucio HCs/fics i'm sorry) and 2) they really needed more chapters for each book for the 2nd routes, especially his

it feels the weakest of all 6, at least up to the endings (bc i haven't got there) and i got the feeling that they didn't really? care?? that much? like they could have easily just dumped him without a save portia type event at any time

i don't like that they make mc choose between lucio and freedom, bc it would be a lot more compelling if they made HIM choose between mc and something he wants

and i would have liked a bit more spine outside of "getting caught up in murder nostalgia in the realms" bc this is a dangerous man and mc needs to remember that if they want to keep domesticating him

i still need to re-read it and pick out what i want so i can write my own version although i think other people are def doing it by now

#chadstrider #asks #the arcana #lucio #shrug emoji #its ok goatman #i know you're a threat

[crunchity-munchity]

Goatman lives in my bedroom, he likes to eat goldfish and watches anime

We like Goatman ❤

#hes our roomate now lol #i kinda wonder if theres an actual spirit in my room #cuz if there is then its goatman and i think hes neat #we left a goldfish offering to him #but then my best friend stepped on it hope hes ok with that #he really wants ro watch nichijou but its 2 am and were tired :/ i promise well watch more tomorrow goatman

[hellishgoat]

Happy trans day of (online!) visibility!!!💖💙💖

And a older pic! Lol my arms are pure fat! But they have potential!!

#i uh took these when i woke up so!!! bedhead baby!!! #just so you know my arms are jacked (sighs) #i wasnt gonna.. post these but.. i actually think i looked... ok lol #yea this mirror #...always dirty i clean tomorrow #seeing my work uniform is like oof i actually be missing my work buddies #GOTTA BURY THIS WITH REBLOGS NOW PEACE!!!! #only take selfies in the bathroom something bout it #it must be my lucky with bear!! #witch bear^^^ #that last pic im gonna crush my phone i guess #and its not that old like... maybe two weeks #or 3 #hmm #behold the goatman theo

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU

OK THIS IS THE LAST BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RELATED HEADCANON SET I PROMISE 

[edit: check out the link at the bottom of the post for more buzzfeed unsolved au content :)]

hinata and kageyama:

90% of the show is them yelling and nobody watches it with earphones on

both of them believe in ghosts but that doesn't mean they want to see one

hinata will literally go to the bathroom five times before going to the spooky house and kageyama gets mad at him for it but there is Fear in his eyes

producer: 'were you scared?'

kageyama: 'pfft, no'

cameraman: *points camera down to show that kageyama's legs are shaking*

they also bring a shit ton of food with them when they stay the night at a place and they'll deadass be eating while talking about the history of the place

‘this house *crunch crunch* was built in *crunch crunch* 1972'

the producers tell them to stop bringing snacks but fans of the show love it

sometimes they'll shoot a mini mukbang video

SPICY, BARBECUE POTATO FRIES | Mukbang at the Waverly Hills Asylum'

hinata: *looking up how to do a seance on wikihow* it says we gotta offer some food for the spirit

kageyama: *spills the doritos he was eating on the table

*after 20 minutes*

kageyama: fuck this

hinata: *starts eating the doritos*

producer: ...

the ghosts: ..................the, audacity

tsukishima and yamaguchi

pretty much a ryan and shane duo right here

yamaguchi: we'll be visiting this place as part of our ongoing investigation on the question, are ghosts real?

tsukishima: *shakes head*

yamaguchi just wants to see the look of fear in tsukishima’s eyes at least once

yamaguchi: *hears a random thump sound* fUCk tSuKkI a gHoSt!!!

tsukishima: *sees a chair being tossed across the room* huh, the wind is pretty strong today

he likes to stick his head into attics to scare yamaguchi

yamaguchi always carries a water gun full of holy water

yamaguchi: i have holy water with me and i'm not afraid to use it! but i'm also sorry you had to die such a horrible death i hope you find peace soon

tsukishima: *walks into a basement that is supposedly a portal to hell* fuckin’ take me already

so many 'yamaguchi being an angel and tsukishima being a demon for 10 mins' video compilations 

daichi and sugawara

a very chaotic buzzfeed unsolved duo

suga, who is satan’s child himself, and daichi, who needs a raise

daichi: hello everyone! this is daichi,

sugawara: and suga

daichi: and you’re watching...

sugawara: jackass!!

daichi:...buzz...buzzfeed unsolved??

daichi started out being afraid of almost every place he had to walk into but after having to deal with the chaotic mess that is suga for an entire season, he no longer Feels Fear

this is because suga will deadass film a tiktok dance video no matter where he is

daichi: suga, someone was literally axe-murdered there

suga: *dancing along to ‘I’m a Savage’ or whatever that tiktok song is called*

daichi: *at cameraman* do you see what i have to deal with every day?’

suga is only genuinely scared by ghosts when his followers point out that a ghost was caught on camera in one of his tiktok videos

suga: *watching the video*

that was the end of suga’s tiktok career

tanaka and nishinoya:

another bunch of loud bois but they are much louder than kageyama and hinata

they’re very much into proving the existence of cryptids and are most known for that episode they spent hunting bigfoot by dressing up to look like bigfoot

tanaka: ‘you know that thing they do in cartoons where they stack on top of each other under a coat so they look like just one big guy?’

nishinoya: ‘ryuu i love you so fucking much’

other guy there who is also trying to catch bigfoot: oMg ItS bIgFooT *takes picture with the blurriest camera he could find*

both of them are very committed in their investigation of the supernatural and they’re very unconventional approaches

nishinoya: *lying on the ground in a creepy basement* EAT MY HEART DEMONS! WE’LL PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

tanaka: *takes out a spirit board* *spells out O-M-A-E  W-A  M-O  S-H-I-N-D-E-I-R-U*

ghost: *spells out N-A-N-I*

tanaka and nishinoya: *screaming*

kuroo and kenma: 

kuroo deadass flirts with any ghost or demon they encounter and kenma would sleep over in a haunted asylum for ten bucks

kuroo: *sidles up to the infamous annabelle doll* hey there little lady, what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a locked, glass case with a ‘don’t touch’ sign like this?

kenma: kuroo, there’s a demon inside her

kuroo: well, i’m a bit of a demon myself

kenma: she attempted to choke a guy in his sleep

kuroo: oooh, choking. i can get behind that...

kenma: *looks at camera*

the demon in annabelle: d-daddy??

“kuroo flirting with demons and kenma looking at the camera for 5 minutes”

kuroo’s actually a huge fucking scaredy cat and kenma secretly tries to push him over the edge

kenma: *plays computer-generated screams of the damned on his phone*

kuroo: WHAT WAS THAT?

kenma: ...I didn’t hear anything *looks at the camera as if he was on the office and plays the sound again*

kuroo: i was too scared to close my eyes last night

kenma: i was actually able to catch a bunch of pokemon last night. who knew the winchester mansion is such a hotspot

producer: did you catch any evidence of ghosts?

kenma: ...i caught a gastly

bokuto and akaashi:

bokuto is a die-hard mothman fan and akaashi is emotionally involved in proving that ghosts exist he will stop at nothing

akaashi: all of the evidence on the shadow figures and orbs spotted in this place can only suggest one thing...

bokuto: mothman did it

akaashi: no

bokuto: yes

akaashi: mothman is literally five states away

bokuto: he has wings

during their individual investigations, akaashi has already foreseen how bokuto is going to react

producer: it’s been quiet for a while. do you think bokuto’s no longer scared?

akaashi: oh no. he should be screaming right about now...

bokuto, inside the haunted house: *screams and waves his flashlight around*

akaashi:  and then he’s gonna call for help

bokuto: AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII

*few hours later*

bokuto: i saw my life flash before my eyes in there

akaashi: *muttering incoherently near his ‘evidence wall’ full of blurry pictures and red string*

bokuto: i must’ve stared into the abyss at one point

akaashi: this place is fucking haunted. can i go back? it’s for sale right?

ushijima and tendou:

ushijima’s knowledge of ghosts is based on hollywood movies and tendou has exorcised places just by vibing

ushijima: *brings out a pottery wheel* if there are any ghosts in here, you know what to do

he’s actually never watched Ghost he just knows That One Scene

tendou: *naruto-running through the goatman bridge with a go-pro strapped to his head* IT’S MY BRIDGE GOATMAN, IT’S MY BRIDGE!!!

the Goatman Himself: i’ve never felt so fucking scared in my entire fucking life

ushijima believes that chanting in latin will Summon the Ghosts and tendou takes full advantage of that

tendou: *handing ushijima a slip of paper* here, apparently this will summon a full-bodied apparition

ushijima: thanks *begins chanting*

producer, interviewing tendou to the side: okay, what did you make him read this time?

tendou: i typed out ‘let me eat your ass’ in latin on google translate and went from there

cameraman: *zooms in on ushijima chanting*

the ghost haunting the castle: *is confused in French*

in the end neither of them get evidence on ghosts

ushijima: well, we'll have better luck next time

tendou: maybe even revisit this place ?

the ghosts: i know i'm dead but this is the first time i've been scared for my life

[EDIT: for more buzzfeed unsolved au content written by me, check out The Search for the Mysterious Mothman, a headcanon set feat. bokuaka]

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU #kagehina #tsukkiyama #daisuga #tananoya #kuroken #bokuaka #ushitendou #kageyama tobio #hinata shoyo #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #tanaka ryuunosuke #nishinoya imagine #bokuto kotaro #akaashi keiji #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #ushijima wak #tendo satori

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

Ok, I could not remember the title for the life of me, ngl. So I was going through your stuff on AO3 to find it. I just now found out that there's a lot more stuff that I haven't read yet. But, this is a response to what my favorite fic you wrote was!

"There's Gold to be Found Within the Woods" The fic where Blake was turned into a tree by a fae while running from the goatman. That one, I just absolutely loved ngl. Gods, its been awhile. Imma reread it, cuz yeah, I loved it.

Oh that one! Oh gosh, I remember really having a blast writing that one so I’m glad that you liked it! Thank you!

[bellwitchfaggot]

Me sitting next to parkers dad at lunch like "its ok. Don't have a seizure. We r going to kiss goatman later"

[mizu-writes-kumo]

Ok just read the buzzfeed au posts i was missing out 😂 ok now... the reason Lance finds out about Kuron is they go somewhere that actually has a high level demon who isn't scared off right away by Kuron and shit goes down. Kuron must defend his human. Bonus points for hiding inside something small or cute- barbie doll, divok box, stuffed parrot...

I could see that.

Its like this "newly" haunted place that fans request them to go. And leading up to the trip, Kuron is normal, he figures its some low level demon that will clear out the moment he nears. Cause just you don't get a human looking body without being up in the ranks. So he's on his usual train of "secptesim". Until they pull up to the place and he realizes no it's on a similar...maybe slightly higher level as well. He changes his tone real quick.

Because like Kuron has no idea who it is and how they would react. And because of something with shooting an episode, Kuron roll up to scout the place and explain, and be like just be kind of chill I'm just passing through. So there isn't a full on demon fight...or he won't seriously annoy or offend the demon in a spot (save Goatman, cause fuck goatman.)

Kuron's change in attitude has Lance immediately be like "oh film this" cause it's so different. And he is teasing Kuron a lot for being "scared" when he usually isn't. Kuron is just like "we should not fuck around at this place tonight." Knowing it is their only option tor the episode. So he goes in, and is quick to try to see if he can figure out who it is, because maybe it's someone who is a friend/likes him enough just him chill for a night with a human.

But turns at no, it's a demon the just about hated Kuron. And the moment, Lance finishes setting up and ready to start filling the start of the episode, and Kuron finishes telling hin they need to freaking go, all hell breaks loose. Like in a bad way, like there is no was to physically explain anything. Stuff is flying everywhere, meters are going off the hook, the house is shaking, and wind from nowhere is blowing hard. And both Kuron and Lance get thrown. In the middle of it all is a doll/stuff aninmal that Lance was like "aw cute" when they walked in.

The other demon's target is Lance, cause they know Kuron cares for him. Which Kuron is not having, but the other demon keeps separating then or flinging Kuron to the side. Kuron those keeping himself hidden out the window, and let's lose his own hell, and the two fight it out for a good while.

Before Kuron manages to get the uphand and destroyed the other demon's vessel, sending then back to hell. (And not something the other could do to him, because he is physically in the world...not possessing something). And its just a whole thing.

Kuron explains everything to Lance once he is sure he is okay. And they just never air the episode. Telling their company they lost all the footage, or it got crazy corrupted. When really it will just never see the light of day.

#kurance #buzzfeed unsolved au #buzzfeed supernatural #vld lance #vld kuron #demon Kuron #bf unsolved

[apocalypticgargoyle]

Pm is better, your timezone, right?

Also, urban legend bridge? I'm in love, we are literally going to die but its ok

We getting married at night in a creepy bridge :D

- Shiny

I'll call up my texan anons so they can summon goatman. He can officiate

We can do my timezone if you want? It'll be creepier than in your timezone I think

Also I'm picking out my dress should we twin or do something different?

#shiny anon #pigeon mail

[shane-madej-said-chill]

Fuck both of you

Summary: Shane and Ryan decide it would be a good idea to take you along to explore the Goatmans bridge and scare you but it takes a horrible turn of events.

Genre:Angst

Warning: Language, mention of death

(Gif not mine)

Shane and Ryan had decided to take you along with them to the Goatmans Bridge and you happily agreed. Not knowing Shane's actual reason behind it.

You were a skeptic mostly but there were times where you really really questioned your skepticism and when you did, it was bad.

You laughed at Ryan when he pulled out his holy water gun and wheezed when Shane taunted the Goatman on the bridge and claimed the bridge as his own.

"Ok everyone let's head to the woods" You heard Ryan say from behind you as you stared into the dark woods trying to see something.

Behind you, Shane and Ryan smirked at each other knowing their evil plan was gonna work cause you absolutely hated the woods. They didn't know that the woods were your greatest fear because of past memories, they just knew that you hated them.

All of you walked into the woods going deeper and deeper into the dark trees, you were terrified but you didn't tell them because you didn't wanna seem like a wuss.

"Oh fuck me, I think I left the screaming radio on the bridge, Y/N you stay here and me and Ryan will run and get it." Your head whipped over to Shane so fast you might have gotten whiplash.

"What? You're gonna leave me here? A-alone? Why can't Ryan stay? It's just a little box, you can get it on your own!", you looked at Shane, your eyes begging him not to leave you alone.

Shane came closer to you and kissed you on the cheek, "You'll be fine babe, we'll be back in a second, I swear. As for leaving Ryan, you know how he is. He's scared himself and he'll scare you too!"

You say Ryan glare at Shane from behind him, "Hey! At least I'm not the one who forgot the one thing he was supposed to get! Now come on so we can go get it and get the fuck out of here faster." Ryan pulled on Shane's sleeve and with that they left.

You were so scared that you couldn't breathe, every little snap of twigs and animal noises startled you. You silently prayed for Shane and Ryan to come back already when you heard footsteps in front of you, Shane and Ryan should be behind you, not in front of you.

"Who's over there? Shane? Ryan? If that's you guys, cut it out! It's not funny" You yelled out towards the noise but got no response, great you were going crazy.

Then you heard it again, footsteps, running towards you. It sounded like an animal and then you heard growling causing you to scream. Please God no not again

You started running in the direction of the bridge but started hearing the noises from that way too. Whatever it was, it had you surrounded. Just then you looked into the woods, beady blue eyes staring back at you.

You screamed and sat on the ground crying again, this was it, you were gonna die. Just like your best friend did, three years ago.

You heard footsteps running to you and you cried louder, "Y/N! Y/N STOP CRYING ITS JUST US!!!" Shanes voice made you look up from your arms and you saw a phone in his hand with the sound of the footsteps and growling coming from it.

"Y/N are you ok? We're so sorry! We didn't think it would scare you that much!" Ryan came out of the trees with a mask with beady glowing eyes attached to a stick.

You realized it was all just a prank, standing up you pushed Shane in the chest knocking him back with the sudden impact, "what did you do that for Y/N?! It was a harmless prank!"

When he said that, you saw red. "Harmless prank?! Do I look unharmed to you!?!?!?" You showed him your arm which was laced with scratches from thorns that you got while running away. "YOU BOTH KNEW I WAS SCARED OF THE WOODS AND YOU STILL DID THIS, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"

"Well you never did tell us you were scared, only that you hated them" Ryan's voice made you stop yelling at Shane and look at him, tears still falling down your face.

"You wanna know why I'm scared? I'm scared because this is how I fucking lost my best friend, dark woods, angry wolves and her being braver than she should have been and saying she would be fine if left alone for a minute while I ran to the car to grab something. When I came back, all I saw was wolves attacking a helpless girl and riping her limbs off, one by one." You looked him straight in the eye as you said that, "Fuck both of you."

Once you said that, you walked to the car and sat in the back when you normally sat in the passengers seat. You sat there for about 15 minutess until they both came. Shane noticed that you were in the back and visibly sighed.

"Y/N, Look we're sorry ok we didn't kno-" He began to say as he sat in the car and you silenced him by holding up your hand which he saw in the rear view mirror.

"I wanna go home" Ryan opened his mouth to probably apologize or whatever to which you said, "Drive. I do not want to talk"

After closing his mouth and shooting Shane a sad look, Ryan started the car and drove home.

Part two?!??!? Or no?

P.s. Sorry it's short :(

#shane madej x reader #shane madej imagines #shane and ryan #shane madej #Goatmans Bridge #buzzfeed unsolved x reader #buzzfeed unsolved imagines #buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed supernatural #ryan bergara #ryan bergara x reader #shane madej fluff

[arsenicxarcana]

one more for the goatman clan

(its ok its my own art)

#the arcana #lucio #citrus flavored #shitpost #art #i saw that text and i had to

[kennysatyr]

Doubt (Part 1 Jasper Chronicles)

(Authors note: Sorry this took so long to post) 4/8/2018 7:49 PM “Wait Wait Wait! What are you doing? “What I need to heat up the potion,” Said Sammy “NOT IN THE MICROWAVE!” yelled Joan it was rare that Joan and Samhain spend time together and sometimes it sparked conversations like that “Why are you making a potion anyway?” “I think it’ll help me and Raffy’s ghost mission” Joan rolled her eyes “We are going to the Goatman bridge that’s 5 hours away in about 2 weeks” “What now?” “Wait does he work this weekend?” “Yup and me” “But aren’t you the manager of the job?” “Oh yeah” suddenly Rafael walked in leaving the door open saying “Just come in dude!” both Joan and Sam were curious now “hey guys” “Who were you talking to?” Joan asked as she took a sip of coffee “oh we have a new roommate” Sam and Joan got more curious suddenly a man with a hood walked in “jasper you can take it off they won’t get scared” “Of what?” Sam asked Jasper then said “if you say so…” he lifted his hood to show his black hair with red and white streaks, grey skin, one eye a normal icy blue the other bleeding and red he attempted to smile and Sam hopped over the counter and said “HOLY SHIT HE IS AWESOME” and ran up to him and Raffy caught them and said “dude chill my mom just rescued him” “Oh so he is traumatized,” said Joan Sam walked up to Jasper and said “hey I’m Sammy” and shook this hand Jasper was a bit uncomfortable and said “h-hey nice to meet you” Raffy went outside and grabbed Jaspers bag and Jasper said “You don’t need to take my bag I’ll probably be in a hotel” “Unacceptable,” Rafael said “You can room with Sammy” he continues to carry Jaspers bag into Sams room Jasper followed “Make yourself cozy dinner will be here in a few” jasper sat on the floor across from Sam’s bed and said “thank you for your hospitality” “No problem dude by the way” Jasper looked up “If you don’t come to eat I’ll drag you” “Good to know” Rafael left the room and shut the door Joan was on the couch with Sam “I swear to god if you out on that stupid sow again!” they noticed Rafael walk in Sam immediately says “What’s the T on the cute new dude” “You find him cute?” Joan questioned “Um yeah” “Sam your taste is weird” Rafael chuckled “I know but still what do you know?” Rafael sighed and said “Well I kinda want him to tell you guys all I know is that my mom wants us to put him back on track in life he is three years behind of everything because he isolated himself” Rafael knew the truth the full truth, but he didn’t want to reveal too much he wanted Jasper to trust him he knew that’d take time “So he is gonna room with us for how long?” Joan asked “As long as needed” “Well does he have a job or..” “Not at all and I’m kinda scared he won’t because of the -” he started pointing at his eye “Well we could probably get him working at the coffee shop but I don’t know how people would respond” “Yeah we all saw how an old lady reacted to your scars” “Ok, THAT WOMAN!-” “Maybe can work with me at the emo store” Sam suggested Rafael thought “that could work” “It would fucking work he already looks like a hardcore metalhead” suddenly the doorbell rang “Shit it’s the pizza” Sam ran on over to the door “Dude does your ADHD ever turn off?” “Nope” they opened the door and grabs the pizza and sodas “34$ will be your total with the coupon” Sam paid the delivery guy with a tip closed the door took all the food to the coffee table “JASPER PIZZA” Jasper came out of the room pulled his hood down and sighed Rafael said “come grab a slice” jasper grabs a slice and says “is it bad this is the first time I’ve had pizza?” Sam looked at him in surprise “bro really!?” “Y-yeah” “How old are you?” “24” “And this is the first time?” “Well my mom never allowed me and my siblings to eat pizza” “Why?” “Welllll my dad left us a long time ago and he uses to work at a pizza place” “That sounds stupid” “She also blamed me for him leaving but she was an alcoholic bitch” “Sounds like Rafael’s bio-dad” “What-” Rafael said as he bit into his pizza Sam was disgusted “Dude I will always say your pizza is disgusting” “Come on!” “Even Joan is grossed out by it” Joan smiled a bit Rafael exclaimed “come on Anchovie, pineapple and pepperoni are good” Sam stuck his tongue out in disgust “I’ll try it,” Jasper said “Bro no it’s gross,” Sam said and grabbed a slice took a cautious bite of it Jaspers face squinted for a bit “it’s not bad” “OH COME ON!”

4/22/2018 10:49 PM “EXCUSE ME, I AM A DEMON” “Well Demon or not I can’t take you seriously with a fedora on,” Sam said “It’s a good hat” the demon kept trying to leave the salt circle but kept failing “Good try that is holy water, salt and sage-infused and we have a witch vampire who has more than enough experience” he pointed to Joan chanting Latin “Why do you mortals make this so difficult?” “Excuse me, sir, I am a half-elf” the demon scoffed “Human but more bitchy” “I mean true” Jasper and Rafael walked into the cabin with silver knives, salt, and holy water Rafael saw the fedora “Woah you caught the hipster goat man” the demon sighed burned his own hat then he started to sniff around and saw Jasper “Woah Woah Woah who is that guy” and pointed at him Jasper was confused and didn’t say anything “He has a familiar scent” “Hey stop smelling him he is a good guy” “I can smell her from here” “Sir I am a boy-” “No, I can smell Mary” Jasper froze in his place Sam said “Well no one here is named Mary and none of us will give our names” Joan kept chanting Latin “Now tell us why you are here?” “I mostly want to know if the bloody eye was involved with Bloody Mary” Jasper starting to get scared Rafael knew something was up Rafael then said, “hey whatever you know about him is-” “How do you know Mary?” Jasper asked the demon smiled “I knew her when we were both humans she is a sadist it’s very rare that she let you go free” “Alright that is enough,” Rafael said “What do you mean rare?” “Usually she takes your soul and kills you, but you must be her puppet” “She already took my soul I-” “Was desperate? Tell me who screwed you over so bad you wanted to summon her jealous ex? Abusive parent? Or maybe it was someone you loved died” ”Shut up!” “Oh so it’s the last part” “JOAN BANISH THE DEMON FASTER,” Sam said “YOU CANNOT BANISH ME I WILL JUST COME BACK” suddenly a knife is thrown at the demon a silver one the demon cried in agony everyone looked Rafael threw it and said, “Stop trying to torment my friend!” “Boy let me go and I will tell you everything you need to know about Mary” Jasper felt intrigued and took a step further the demon smiled Rafael grabbed Jasper and said, “NO he is trying to get you to break the circle!” “Bu-” “Chances are he doesn’t even know who this Mary is!” Suddenly someone burst down the door with a man with round glasses and dyed grey tips “ELLIOT?” “Joan called me 30 minutes ago I’m here to help” he suddenly throws an herb at the demon it screams “What are you doing boy!” “Joan try a different scripture!” Rafael grabbed Jasper and pulled him outside “Jasper what the hell?” “W-what?” “Don’t play dumb dude were you actually going to help the demon out? “M-maybe” “BRO you don’t do that! Dealing with a demon is dangerous!” “YOU DON’T THINK I KNOW THAT!” “That is what is bothering me is that you know but you almost did!” Jasper went silent “I think it was a mistake to bring you with us here, especially knowing you are still recovering” “From what?” “Being tormented by a demon, starving yourself and letting yourself deteriorate over this selling your soul to a demon!” “H-h-” “Mom told me she tells me everything” “Do the others know?” “No, I figured you’d tell them yourself at one point” Jasper looked down “I’m sorry I have been an inconvenience” “You haven’t dude we just need to figure something out”

4/24/2018 3:32 AM She pulled the knife from her chest “was that supposed to hurt?” Jasper was shocked “boy you really have no clue who you are dealing with here” he keeps stepping back “you are a pathetic worm” “B-but” the demon chuckled “I’m not just any demon boy I am, I have spread terror, killed world leaders, I’m only summoned by the desperate…. And the bored” she stepped closer and closer, her chest wound started healing on its own as Jasper was stepping away he backed himself into a wall, the demon smiled and raised her hand suddenly bloody hands come out of the wall forcing him to be still he struggles “You summoned me out of desperation to avenge someone who doesn’t love you” “I SWORE TO PROTECT HER” she places her clawed hand on his throat “When you were a young child making that promise did you really think she’d remember that” “YOU ARE A LIAR” She tightened her grip on his throat and laughs “You really are stupid” Jasper looks down her other hand has a syringe “You expected a blood demon to bring someone back from the dead” a hand covers his mouth so his screams for help are muffled she stabs the syringe into his left eye and draws his blood he is trying to scream, but the hands have completely covered his mouth she took it out his eye starts bleeding the hands release him he falls onto the ground “Type O blood the best” she licks the tip “I might just let you live you were so fun to play with” he starts crying she forces him to look at her “You really are pathetic you know what else WAKE UP!!!” Jasper springs back up out of bed in a pool of sweat “Jasper!” he is no longer being shaken he looks it’s Samhain he starts breathing rapidly “you’re okay you’re okay” Sam hugs Jasper and rubs his back after a few minutes in silence Sam broke it “are you alright?” Jasper didn’t say a word “you were shaking and screaming in your sleep and sweating a lot” “.. I’m fine” “Jasper look at me” Sam takes their gloved hand and puts it on his face moves so they can have eye contact with him, “say that again look into my eyes” Jaspers eyes looked drained “Jasper I know you are not okay” “I am fine” “No, you are not!” Jasper was too exhausted to argue with them. Sam took their glove off “give me your hand” “W-what why?” “Just do it” He hesitantly places his cold hand in Sam’s, Sam’s eyes all of the sudden turn white jaw hangs low “Sam?” they don’t move jasper tries to unleash his hand from theirs, however, it seems stuck in its place “SAM!” Sam comes to eyes back to their hazel color they look at Jasper and hug again “I am so sorry” “What are you sorry for?” “You have sacrificed so much” Jasper pulls away “H-how?” “I have the ability to see someone’s whole life story just by touching them” “For real?” “Yes the only way I can manage it is with the gloves I constantly have on” “So you saw… everything?” They nodded Jasper looks down “I’m pathetic aren’t I?” “No, if anything you are the fifth most badass person I know” “Fifth?” “Well next to my godparents, my stepbrother, Khady, then you” “Wow you put me next to a dangerous assassin whose glare could cut my head off” “Yes, but like you, she’s a good person and the mom of Raffy” ¨I mean you are not wrong she somehow thought I was worth her time ̈ Jasper looked down again Sam hugged him again and said “Nothing was your fault” “I don’t even know what to do” “Well I don’t really know either, but we need to find a way to break you free of mary I’m pretty sure in all the books Elliot has he can find something about her” “We?” “Yeah you can’t do this alone dude and we should get you a therapist” Jasper shook his head “I still don’t know why you want to help” “Because you are now apart of Rafael’s fam and a roomie in the Phantom Crew also you are kinda cute” Jasper blushed he hasn’t been complimented for a while “See you blushing is cute” Jasper covered his face Sam smiled and said “How about we make you some tea and watch TV and talk or don’t” Jasper smiled “that sounds great” “Call it a date” Sam winked jokingly. 5/2/18 5:57 PM “BRO, WHAT THE FUCK?” Jasper and Samhain heard from the living room “Dammit Cody is starting shit again” “What is happening in there?” “Band practice most of the time it turns into Rafael babysitting now keep your hands still” Sam was painting Jasper’s nails “CODY I AM DONE WITH YOUR SHIT” “HEY JOAN WAS TRYING TO PULL A MOVE ON ME” “NO THE FUCK I WASN’T” Joan yelled “Aw fuck Cody is at it again,” Sam said “Wh-” “Cody is jealous Rafael is with Joan so he tries to break them up but this time he is bullshitting and done” Sam put down the nail polish Jasper looked at his nails and smiled they were his favorite color Sage Green “You like them?” “Yes I do” suddenly a crash happened “GET THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE OUT OF THIS BAND” Jasper got up to go to the living room a vase was broken Cody grabbed his drumsticks and stomped out and said “good luck finding another drummer” and slammed the door Rafael just sat on the couch and sighed saw Jasper and said “Sorry if you had to see that” “It’s fine” Rafael began to rub the sides of his head Joan sighed “hun this could be an opportunity to find a new drummer” “Yeah I guess just sucks we have a show tomorrow” Jasper walked over to the drum set and felt the densely beat up tops and found another pair of drumsticks he sat down on the stool behind it Rafael looked at him and said “yeah you can mess around for a bit on it” at first started tapping the skins then tried to drum a song he knew a long time ago for a good minute or two he was lost in the music it felt natural to him Rafael was intrigued by this then Jasper put down the sticks and said “Sorry it felt good” “You are in the band now” “What?” “You are a really good drummer dude!” “R-really?” “Who taught you to play like that?” “I use to be in marching band in high school” “Also it just looked like you were meant to have a pair of drumsticks” “DESTINY!” Sam shouted Jasper was genuinely surprised about everyone’s reaction he kinda blushed at it “Dude we can add you in you just have to learn the songs” Rafael said Jasper thought for a second “I can do that” “So you will join?” “Y-yeah” everyone in the room cheered suddenly the ceiling thumped and someone yelled “KEEP IT DOWN” Sam looked up and said “SORRY MS.HENDERSON” “YOU BETTER BE YALL LUCKY IM LEAVING IN AN HOUR FOR A DATE” “GET IT MS H” “I AM SAMMY” they all giggled then Sam said, “Hey could I take Jasper out for a bit?” Rafael looked at them skeptically “For what? “Shopping we can give him a nice look for tomorrow” “Hmm” “Come on!” “Hmmm” “I’m down,” Jasper said Rafael then said “Sure just be back in an hour so we can practice” “Definitely” Sam grabbed Jasper’s hand and ran off Joan looked at Rafael and asked, “Why were you skeptical about that?” “What do you mean?” “As if you didn’t trust Sam with Jasper” “I trust Sam” “But with Jasper?” “What if I don’t?” “You need to stop coddling Jasper he has made good progress” “Yeah but the mission we went on-” “So he made a mistake so what we all make mistakes recovering!” “Yeah bu-” “Remember when we were first dating and you found out how I fed” “Yes how can I forget you kept vomiting” “I made mistakes while you were trying to help me” “I guess that true” “Then why are you scared?” “I guess because I have a feeling” “You always do” “No like Sam likes Jasper” Joan raised an eyebrow “We all do” “No like the like you and me like” “Oh that’s obvious” “Yeah it is Sam told me when we all went out drinking at the Irish place” “What?” “Yeah so what if they like jasper” “I’m just scared they will both get hurt”

6:15 PM Sam was headbanging in the car jasper was laughing “Yo we are here!” Jasper looked out it was a store a skull and crossbones was on the sign that said “Cold Case” Jasper looked at Sam “Where are we?” “Oh this is where I work we can get an employee discount here” Sam and Jasper both left the car and jasper asked, “Didn’t this use to be in malls?” “Well yeah, but then the owners of the venue said fuck it and made it a regular store” they walked in loud music was put on blast “This is a good song!” Sam said the cahier person said “HEY SAMMY” “SUP BUTTPLUG” Sam grabbed Jaspers hand and lead him to the cashier and said “Hey I have someone for you to meet” Jasper looked at the cash register person they were wearing a crop top that looked like a pentagram, facial piercings all over the face, and a pink and green mohawk “Jasper this is Luna she got me hired here” Jasper felt a bit intimidated by her appearance “Hey dude your makeup is killer” “Hehe yeah makeup,” said nervously “Sam it’s your day off what are you doing here?” “ Well Jasper here needs a new look” Luna looks jasper up and down Jasper was still intimidated Luna smiles and says “Sam I think we can work with him” “Yay” Sam went off in the racks to find something Luna turned to Jasper “But what look do you want to go?” Jasper was confused “You know like emo, punk grunge, goth, etc. or do you want to be a mix like Sam” “I haven’t thought of one” “Hmm well at the moment you are looking like Kurt Cobain” “Who?” Luna tried to conceal her disappointment then Sam came back with a bunch of clothing and said “I got some for him to try on”

10 Minutes later… Sam was patiently sitting outside the dressing room “hey sam I think these pants are too tight!” “Skinny jeans are a good look” Jasper opened the curtain he was wearing black skinny jeans with chains hanging off, a shirt where the sides were cut, and elevated boots “h-Hot” “What?” “Umm uh, Nothing take a look at yourself dude” Sam grabbed his hand and lead him to a mirror Jasper looked at himself he was somewhat stunned at his appearance he usually wears anything to cover up his body seeing himself dressed like this made him feel confident in a sense Sam liked seeing Jasper feel this way it just fueled their feelings for him they had been holding them back for while because they know Jasper needs to heal.

30 Minutes later….

Sam was driving back to the apartment their chest felt really heavy they kept looking over at Jasper looking at the CD’s in the car “What is Your Synthetic Affair?” “Oh that’s an emo band it’s basically the starter pack to being emo” “There are so many labels..” “Yeah it can be overwhelming at times” “I’ll put Synthetic Affair on” “Go for it my l-guy” Sam mentally slapped themselves for that Jasper put in the CD the Album was on shuffle and their song “I constraint your love” Sam then thought “fuck you universe” they let the song play any way they looked over to see jasper looking out the windshield window enjoying the song they felt themselves falling more they pulled up to the apartment complex the song is almost to an end Same was about to turn off the car “Can we stay in here for the rest of the song?” Sam swallowed “S-sure” they sat in silence Sams heart clenched they didn’t know how much longer they could hold it in, suddenly they looked at Jasper and said “Can I do something really quick?” he was skeptical for a second then said “Sure?” Sam leaned in grabbed Jasper’s face and gave him a nice kiss on the lips Jasper was confused at first then accepted it then Sam went back to the driver side and said “We should go inside”

9:55 PM The band was setting up in the club they were performing in Jasper was still processing what Sam did hours before, but after Sam was awkward around him which was unusual he didn’t know why “Hey bud you okay?” Rafael asked “Yeah I am” “You are staring off into space again” “Oh yeah?” “Nervous for the show?” “Y-yeah” He lied he knew how persistent Rafael had been on his recovery he didn’t want to upset him by telling him the moment he and Sam shared Rafael was critical of this, but brushed it off and said, “How good are you at playing the drums with your eyes closed?” “Decent why?” Rafael pulled out a blindfold and said “I know it can be nerve-racking to look at the audience so use this” Jasper took it “thanks” “No problem dude lets knock them dead” Jasper wrapped the wrap over his eyes everything was pitch balck he sat on his drummer stool “NOW LADIES GENTLEMEN AND THOSE WHO CANNOT MAKE UP THEIR MINDS GET READY FOR SMILE TILL IT HURTS!!!!” said the announcer Jasper breathed in and out slowly whispered to himself “let’s do this” he heard the curtain open the audience was cheering “THAT IS MY BOYFRIENDS BAND!” he heard Joan shout Rafael shouted back “I LOVE YOU BABY” they started their set everything was going so smoothly despite Jasper not being able to see suddenly he felt a chill up his a spine a strangely familiar one a sinister laugh rang in his ears he knew then a scream comes from the bathroom behind them Jasper took off his blindfold jumped up and ran towards the scream Rafael stopped as well and said “What’s going on?” he opened the door and saw her a woman with extremly pale skin with bleeding black eyes, antelope horns and long straight black hair holding a woman by the throat Mary smiled and said “nice to see you again Jasper” she dug her claw into the woman’s throat Rafeal came in saw the demon and was shocked the demon smiled and said “Never thougth I’d see the Jade child in person” Jasper suddenly ran towards the mirror and punched it screaming “Ad quos eieci te Speculum Speculum!!!” the demon screamed and dissapeared the woman dropped to the floor coughing Jasper looked at the woman kneeled down grabbed her face she was in shock of what happened and asked “ma’am are you okay?” she nodded he looked at her neck and said “Good thing she did not draw blood” the rest of the band looked at the scene and Rodney asked “What the fuck happened?” Jasper looked at him and said “Bloody Mary is back”

#somberoutcast #RafealGhali #Samhainlovecraft #originalcontent #originalstory #original universe #originalseries #joan #jasperlyel

[sorin-thru-the-sky]

Adam is definitely dead and here’s why

Ok so I’ve seen a lot of claims how Adam could’ve definitely survived all that, but I’m here to explain why that is highly unlikely. A lot of post are already circling around about all the injuries he sustained, but I decided to use pictures for my explanation. This will be a long post woops :, D

Trigger warning: drawn organs and humouring the death of a jerk

Firstly, I would like to start with how injuries, healing and aura work in RWBY, compared to how in real life damage to certain body part and organs affect the likeliness of surviving.

In RWBY trained warriors can activate a defensive aura that shields their bodies from certain injuries and heals wounds. Aura also has its physical form called Semblance which if used can deplete Aura. But once the Aura is broken, the body is vulnerable and it can’t heal fast until the Aura is full again. So we can assume without Aura severity of injuries works the same as real life injuries. 

Now to the Bees VS Adam fight, I’ll start from the part it all started to escalate, when Yang activated her semblance and punched Adam. His Aura was broken.

Which means his body was vulnerable and couldn’t heal.

Next, the Stab wounds:

I used Anatomy pictures and tried to draw as best as possible, but..

He got stabbed through the heart by Blake, which means a certain death, but if that’s not enough to prove that that killed him then we have the fall

His back hit a cliff on the way down which most likely broke his spine. I admit that fall doesn’t seem like it’s very long, but it actually was, shown by the next shot:

And not just that! The water he fell in is freezing and moving fast which means a big chance for hypothermia. So yep Goatman is definitely dead, gone, no more. Besides, plot doesn’t require his presence anymore so it would be illogical if he somehow survived all that so he could come back. Salem doesn’t really have a use from him, and I doubt Cinder or even Salem have necromancy powers? anyway, thanks for reading and I hope that wasn’t too gruesome.

#rwby #rwby spoilers #rwby6 spoilers #adam taurus #goodbye goatman #you wont be missed