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lawlietscaramels · 3 months

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Headcanons ╾ Matt

Because Matt.

they get more fun after the first few

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he seems like the kind of guy who grew up with lots of sisters

I'm bouncing forth between "all older than him" and "all younger than him" so let's just say some older some younger

somewhere between three and five

I don't think he would be an orphan actually (I have some headcanons for Wammy's House that I'll expand on some other time), he probably ran away or was kicked out maybe

I feel like his family would be really poor maybe he ran away to take on barely legal contracts and send them money

Matt's favourite Mario character is Rosalina, closely followed by Luigi

he has stuck a nicotine patch on his forehead before - yk like Amy did in Brooklyn 99

he tried to eat Mello's chocolate once when he had the munchies

oooeuggnhheuehh that was a mistake

he has never elaborated ↑

His favourite mythical creature is the wood nymph but if he himself could become a mythical creature he'd be a leprechaun

star wars is a fantasy star wars is a sci fi NO, YOU IMBECILES, STAR WARS IS A SPACE OPERA!! the only thing that can get him riled up is this debate

even though he actually hates Star Wars

Matt has a blonde wig and he doesn't know where he got it

watched Breaking Bad and cried

watched My Little Pony and cried

watched John Wick IV because he got lost when tracking down a target. accidentally shot the screen halfway through

Terrified of any and all old black and white photos of a young girl because he's convinced they're all vengeful ghosts. He would like to meet a ghost actually but NOT a young Victorian girl dying of tuberculosis thank you very much good night

Matt will drive through the city at night because it relaxes him. plays 80s or 00s grunge rock and takes pictures when he's stopped at traffic lights.

can play the cello

His weird-stare-without-blinking rivals L's

I headcanon him as Belgian

when he was little he wanted to be a park ranger. his favourite animal is deer.

his favourite word is "undiagnosed" and I think that says a lot about why he likes Mello (that said he likes the word because of how it sounds)

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I feel like he has dyscalculia

HE LOVES LEGO. like so much. he has played all the Lego games like Lego Batman and stuff. steals sorry borrows Near's Lego. he actually will return it.

Matt is actually a really sweet big brother figure to a lot of the younger kids.

he'd play games with them n stuff

He was in Japan when Haunted Mansion came out but figured it would be fun to watch it. He bought soy sauce popcorn (he was trying to buy caramel popcorn) and did not understand half of the movie but it was fun

oh yeah I don't think he knows that much Japanese. he speaks Dutch + English fluently though

does that thing where he glues a coin to the ground and watches as people try to pick it up. has laughed at this for hours. sits in a nearby garden and has a picnic

rolls his ankles a lot

gets sick relatively easily but will just continue on with life cause he doesn't get very badly sick. minor cold.

accidentally got himself abandoned on a desert island once. luckily he saw a helicopter while cloud watching. it found him easily because his hair looked like it was on fire

oh yeah speaking of his goddamn HAIR

it's brown, but bleaches red when he's in the sun. I also draw it with little green bits. because all the colour hcs are cool. and I'm indecisive.

he's really good at card games

has been on several popular TV game shows. always loses.

Matt!!

𝖎𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝖎𝖙 ˏˋ⋆˖⁺˖⁀➷ 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖊 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖌 + 𝖋𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜

#i love how we're all obsessed with him despite how little he was in canon #lowkey best character??#death note #writing #death note headcanons #dn #headcanons #mail jeevas #matt death note #lei's death note

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fanfiction-butterfree · 9 months

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The Nanny Named Luigi

CHAPTER IV: Fried cheep cheep

A mattress not too hard or too soft. Pillows as light as air, and yet firm enough to cradle a neck. Closets for any clothes anyone could ever want. An olympic sized pool. Four bubble baths. A team of chefs capable of making every meal. A life of luxury few could dream of, that would be a dream vacation for most people. And yet for one green ex plumber this was far from a fantasy.

Luigi finished unpacking. He was only going to be there for a week and often wore the same outfits several days in a row so he'd only packed a few clothes.

There was a knock on the door.

Luigi: Come in!

A male koopa wearing a purple bowtie, a purple shell with white edges and a white body with Bowser's logo in purple on it, and purple shoes, entered the room.

Male Koopa: Lunch is going to be served in 45 minutes, so the Chef would like to know what you would like to eat for lunch, sir.

Luigi: Hmm do you have any pasta?

Male Koopa: Chef can make any pasta you want.

Luigi: In that case can I get tagliatelle with a mushroom cream sauce?

Male Koopa: Yes sir. Anything else?

Luigi: Nothing else. But can I ask you something?

Male Koopa: yes sir.

Luigi: Why do you call me sir? I'm just the nanny.

A small smile appeared on the koopas face

Male Koopa: The staff heard of your little display at the front door.

Luigi: What…How?

Male Koopa: The youngest member of the royal household, and his most trusted siblings told everyone what happened.

Luigi: Oh… should I be worried?

Male Koopa: On the contrary, all three were most impressed, and seemed to have taken a liking to you.

Luigi: Oh ok. Wait siblings? Who?

He assumed the koopa was talking about Bowser Junior and possibly Morton, but he had no idea who the third could be.

Male Koopa: You'll find out in due time.

The koopa was getting ready to leave his room.

Luigi: Can I ask you one more question?

Male Koopa: Yes sir.

Luigi: What's your name?

Male Koopa: It's James sir.

Luigi: Thank you James. And call me Luigi.

James: Yes Luigi.

He left the room.

The nanny in green spent the rest of the time until lunch trying to remember the names of Bowser's children, and learning the layout of the wing in which they lived.

He felt someone tug on his shirt.

Luigi: Yes?

He turned around and was greeted by the grinning face of Bowser Junior, and the calm face of Morton Junior.

Morton: Lunch is ready.

Bowser Junior: Wanna walk with us?

Luigi: I'd love to.

The three slowly made their way to the large dining room.

Morton Junior: I did some research on you.

Luigi: What did you learn? Oh and duck.

All three ducked as a large sword missed the human's head and almost hit a startled koopa.

Morton: That you're uncle Mario's brother, that you got dumped by your fiance for being a loser, and that you've never been a nanny.

Luigi: Hey I didn't get dumped for being a loser! Jump.

They jumped just as a trap door opened underneath them.

Luigi: I got dumped because I wanted to get married and help build up the cleaning company they owned, and they wanted to f.. I mean date the customers.

Bowser junior: What's a fiance?

Luigi: Someone who you're going to. Hang on.

He turned around, took a step forward, and slammed his fist into the large stone block headed for them, shattering it instantly.

Luigi: Marry.

Bowser Junior: Oh ok… When were you going to get married?

Luigi: Tomorrow.

Morton: So if they hadn't dumped you'd be..

Luigi: Preparing for the best day of my life….

The nanny in viridian noticed the somber look on his wards faces.

Luigi: At least according to my dad!

Morton and Bowser Junior: huh?

Luigi: I never really wanted to get married anyway!

Luigi heard heavy footsteps and what sounded like a mace being dragged on the floor.

Morton: So why were you going to get married?

Luigi casually threw a green fireball over his shoulder, scorching their would-be attacker.

Luigi: Tax purposes.

The trio made it to the dining room.

Lunch had been set up on the table. There were several platters of varying sizes with food on them. Each with a gold plated name card showing in front of them

There was a large pepperoni pizza with a side of chicken wings, and several bottles of bomb berry soda for Lemmy, Larry, and Iggy.

A large Caesar salad with lots of bacon, and a heart fruit smoothie for Wendy.

Two bacon lettuce and tomato sandwiches, and a glass of orange juice for Morton junior.

Grilled eggplant and northern mountain beans, on a bed of rock noodles served with a spicy peanut sauce, and a glass of snow tea for Roy.

A beef Blooperton served with orange cloud artichokes, pink asparagus and a rich demi glace, a bowl of consomme sprinkled with gold leaves, a chocolate and peach souffle topped with fresh vanilla ice cream, and a glass of freshly squeezed grape juice for Ludwig.

Macaroni and cheese, a brownie, and a glass of milk for Bowser Junior.

And tagliatelle with a mushroom cream sauce, and a glass of water for Luigi.

The family gathered around the table and grabbed their platters.

Lemmy, Larry, and Iggy took their food to one of the smaller living rooms, to watch play a video game.

Wendy took her food to the pool to get some swimming in before eating.

Ludwig took his food to the music room to practice piano.

Morton took his meal to the library to study.

And Bowser Junior took his lunch to his bedroom to watch tv, leaving behind Luigi and a slightly singed Roy.

Luigi sighed as he looked at Roy

Luigi: Truce?

The young koopa threw a mace at the human.

Luigi caught the metal weapon with one of his hands, which seemed to glow with an emerald ember, and melted the spiked object effortlessly.

Roy gulped, as he saw the man's eyes light up with the same green fire as he'd seen before.

Roy: Truce.

Luigi took a bite of his pasta. It was good, very good in fact, but not as good as his mother's cooking, his brother's cooking, or even his own cooking.

Luigi: So umm how's your food?

He asked trying to distract himself from his meal

Roy: It's alright.

Luigi: Do you eat this often?

Roy: Yes.

Luigi: Oh. Ok.

The pair sat in silence for a bit eating their food.

Roy: Can I ask you a question?

Luigi: Sure!

Roy: Can you show me how you make green fire?

Luigi: I umm well ok i'll try.

He held out his palm and a small white flame appeared, no larger than the head of a pencil. The color shifted to lime green and grew to the size of a fist.

Roy: Wow!

The prince stared at the flame, transfixed by the ever growing shades of green that appeared in the ball like blaze.

The man whose clothes matched the color of the hot orb, extinguished the sphere.

Roy: Can you teach me how to make a fire like that?

Luigi: I'm not sure, but I can try. Under one condition.

Roy: Name it.

Luigi: Stop attacking me.

The royal with pink sunglasses thought for a few seconds, before extending his hand

Roy: Deal!

Luigi: Deal!

The pink shelled koopa grinned and the human smiled.

The rest of the day was tiring for the former cleaner. He broke up a few fights between Lemmy, Larry, and Iggy, dodged a few fireballs shot by koopas unknown, looked through the library trying to learn more about his own fire , avoided a few traps, tried keeping an eye on the other koopa children, and tried ignoring how many of the staff kept an eye on him.

He went to the dining room around dinner time, finding it empty except for James.

Luigi: Where is everyone?

James: Eating in various rooms.

Luigi: Why?

James: It's been that way for years.

Luigi: Well where's Bowser? I haven't seen him since I unpacked.

James: Eating in his office.

Luigi: Ok… Can you send my food there?

James: Yes, but might I ask why you'd like me to do so.

Luigi: Because I don't want to eat dinner alone in a house that isn't mine.

James: Understood sir, I mean Luigi. But he might not appreciate being disturbed

Luigi: I spent the day trying to avoid getting maimed by his children. The least he can do is keep me company for dinner.

Before the butler could respond the nanny in green set off to his boss's office

With determination and a bit of loneliness Luigi went to Bowser's office and boldly knocked on his door.

Bowser: Come in !

Luigi: Hi, I was wondering if it was alright to eat dinner here? At least if it doesn't bother you too much…

Bowser: Why?

The king of the koopas asked, assuming that his kids had driven him out of the rest of the house.

Luigi: I wanted some company.

Bowser: You want…me as company?

Luigi: Yes…

Bowser: Are you sure?

He asked the question for the simple reason that aside from Mario and Kamek almost no one ever wanted to be near him unless they had some ulterior motive.

Luigi: Yes. Would you be ok with that? I can leave if you don't want me to stay.

He replied unsure of where this was going

Bowser: No no please stay! It just caught me off guard.

Luigi: Oh ok !

Bowser: I'll get someone to bring your food here.

Luigi grinned

Luigi: Already taken care off

James brought in his dinner

Grilled cheep cheep, potato croquettes, and fried green beans.

Luigi: I really didn't want to eat alone.

Bowser laughed.

The king's dinner consisted of medium rare steak, fried rice, and a mix of various local vegetables fried including Da Wugui turnips, and Kame roots.

Bowser: Ever had dinner with a king?

Luigi: Once but he wasn't nearly as handsome as the one in front of me.

Bowser: Sucking up will get you nowhere.

Luigi: Shame. I was hoping to get a raise, or maybe a private pool.

He said feigning disappointment.

Bowser: Bold requests for your first day.

He chuckled.

Luigi: So if I ask tomorrow I might get what I want?

Bowser: Ha! Maybe! But next time you won't have to knock.

Luigi: Is the king inviting me to his private quarters?

Bowser: Only his office.

He grinned.

Maybe it was the tiredness, maybe it was the jetlag, maybe it was something else. But for now the former plumber felt like he could relax around his brother's former adversary. And relaxing was something he hadn't felt he could do in a long time.

#bowuigi #bowser x luigi

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thestarofcottonland · 4 months

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the only ds games i own are style savvy and super Mario bros so I rlly want some recommendations on more fun games plz (i have the 3ds) not a switch =^.^=

ahhh okay 1000% Magician's Quest!! all the room-decorating and clothes of animal crossing but you also get to learn spells and solve mysteries and learn the lore behind the NPCs and have cutesy schoolyard crushes on your classmates (many kinds of creatures and...people dressed as objects?) AND YOU GET TO RIDE A BROOM and theres a lot of different models of broom including a vacuum cleaner

otherwise i would say maybe like Imagine Makeup Artist, also has what looks like a lot of clothes options + a dating sim aspect, for something more fashion-focused ~

The Sims 2 DS has a fun storyline (not that my noob ass ever finished it) while retaining the easygoing and wacky sims-style :3

and i almost altogether forgot Harvest Moon, which defined my childhood....take a good long browse of the many ds titles, ive played most and like them all though i will say the island one is tricky to progress in (ive heard sunshine islands is easier but my child self ended up with the former version, island of happiness..) OG harvest moon DS/DS cute offers the most in terms of easter eggs and has some very unique marriage candidates so i hold it in high regard...

and i love Rune Factory 4 for being able to tame all the monsters!! marriage in that one too!! held my attention recently for quite a while!

okok LASTLY Drawn to Life i also never made decent progress in and i cant remember it hardly at all but i remember thinking the village area was so cutely designed and the concept is unique and charming!!! Drawn to Life has been slept-on hardcore!!!!!!!

#you can also probably emulate a gameboy advance on your phone to play any of the gb games ive posted if you saw those ^_^#no i will not rec story of seasons merely because when that came out i had started aging out of my HM obsession so its nothing to me </3 #if i tried to play it now id be so not the target demographic and way too critical #i loved to 'play' scribblenauts as a kid by which i mean stay on the main menu freeplay area and see how many words it recognized #not anon

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razorblade180 · 2 years

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Streamer Au 4

Part 3 <-

Weiss is chillin in her chair with a coffee mug. She wears an oversized yellow shirt that goes to her knees and white fuzzy pj pants.

Weiss:Sup chat. Thanks for hanging out. It’s bound to get loud in here eventually.

Ruby enters call

Ruby:Yo yo yooooooooooooooooo!

Weiss:*sips coffee*….Someone clip that.

Ruby:Why what’s up?

Weiss:Nothing. Thanks for setting the tone of this experience.

Ruby:Whatcha playing?

Weiss:I was just chatting. Can’t sleep so I thought might as well stream.

Ruby:And now you’re drinking coffee.

Weiss:Leave me alone. If you’re here then maybe we can play something in the background.

Ruby:L-

Weiss:I’m never playing League.

Ruby:Chat, donate! Bribe the woman for me.

Weiss:Chat, I will take the money and not play League. Don’t clown yourself.

BRNZ donated 40$

Weiss:What did I just say!?

Ruby:Guilt her!!!

xxxxx

Weiss:*playing Mario kart*

“🔥🔥🔥We Burn🔥🔥🔥”

Ruby:I think you’ve been raided.

Weiss:Hmm? By wh-

Yang enters call

Yang:Yoooooooooooo~

Weiss:……Does this even count?

Yang:I’ve given you 200 people.

Weiss:Doing what?

Yang:I was fixing motorcycles.

Weiss:So you were covered in oil?

Yang:Not by choice, but yeah.

Weiss:Heathens, all of you.

Ruby:Yang, convince Weiss to play League.

Yang:Ruby is toxic. Don’t do it.

Ruby:LIES!!!!

Weiss:I’m sorry I called you a heathen Yang. Clearly it’s your sister.

Nora: “They’re both pretty bad honestly.”

Yang:What!? Don’t hide in chat. Say it with your chest!

Nora: “Can’t. Ren is sleeping.”

Yang:He sleeps through your snoring.

Nora: “WOW!”

Ruby:And your showing singing.

Weiss:*pauses*

Nora has enter the call

Nora:Why the fuck am I getting jumped!? I said one thing!

Weiss:Yeah they really went for your throat. Well you might as well stay and make my life easier.

Nora:Damn, am I just content to you?

Weiss:*smiles* I love you Nora.

Coco: “This is how Weiss got a boyfriend”

Weiss:Hey!

Ruby:Hahaha! You just looked at him, shrugged, then said “I mean might as well make my life easier.”

Weiss:Untrue! Also he asked me out, for your information!

Nora:Not what I heard.

Weiss:*red* Hush.

Nora:Hehe, where’s the fourth rascal in the group?

Yang:Sun and Blake are hosting their own video game fighting tournament. So you know, they’re being bullies.

Nora:That was tonight? We should’ve joined in!

Weiss:I am never playing Sun ever again.

Yang:That sounds like salt.

Weiss:Oh it is!

Nora:We should all play a game together.

Weiss:Sigh…fine.

Ruby:Can’t Blake and Sun still be in the call?

Yang:Yeah I’m texting her. I said “stop being lazy and make this party bigger.”

Blake: “That sounds like rebalancing audio and a hundred other things.”

Yang:She’s whining about not being tech savvy.

Penny: “I’ll walk you through it. ❤️”

Blake:“……Fine.”

Ruby:Whoop whoop!

xxxxx

About half an hour passes by before Sun and Blake pop into the call; pulling up a monitor too. They weren’t expecting to walk into intense For Honor battles.

Blake:What are we witnessing?

Weiss:Sun, join in and murder Nora!

Sun:Tournament.

Weiss:Ah… how’s that going?

Blake:Almost ended the relationship when he chose Ken.

Yang:Oh he showed no mercy, as he should.

Sun:It’s a tournament. You pick your main, or you lose. I am currently waiting for Jaune to beat Flynt.

Weiss:I didn’t even know he was awake. Wait, he’s winning?

Sun:I made him join because Neptune fell asleep and I didn’t to redo brackets. Our battle should be legendary.

Blake:I hope your controller dies.

Ruby:Ha!

Blake:The worst part is he said the same stupid joke he told Weiss before getting a perfect on her.

Sun:My highest viewed clip to date.

Weiss:I hate you.

Sun:You’re mad because I’m right. The existence of Gender Neutral implies Gender Frame-Advantage.

Weiss:Gods I need you to lose!

Yang:Hahahahaha! Please put that on a shirt!

Flynt: “I lost. 💀”

Sun:Aight, bye guys. Concentration time! *leaves call*

Nora:Who does Jaune main?

Blake:I didn’t even know he owned Street Fighter IV until tonight. He immediately went to Sakura and I physically got scared.

Ruby:It’s never good when they don’t have to think about the character selection.

Blake:It felt like I was watching someone meet an old friend.

Yang:Motherfucker pulled out old reliable and y’all didn’t know until it was too late.

Ren:I’ll go watch that.

Blake:Oh you’re awake!?

Ren:Unfortunately.

Nora:I said I was sorry! They had no honor and jumped me. How could I not yell.

Ruby:Fuck honor, only hands.

Weiss:Now and forever.

Neon:Toxic leader corrupts partner. No honor found on battlefield.

Yang:You are the absolute last to say that!

Weiss: Well hopefully he puts Sun in his place soon.

xxxxxxx

Jaune enters the call

…..

Ruby:…Uhhh Jaune?

Jaune:Fuck Sun’s Ken.

Everyone:Noooooo!

Sun enters call

Sun:Let’s fucking gooooooooo! Good game. Good game.

Jaune:I’m not even mad but it’s like…come the fuck on man. You literally played like you fight, highs and lows. He mixed me nonstop.

Sun:Your counters were great through.

Velvet: “You guys missed two fighters basically read each other like playbooks for five minutes.”

Ren:Yeah it was pretty great.

Sun:Big fan of Ren showing up after being woken up by a stream, then choosing to go to another stream. I basically swapped ninja co-hosts.

Blake:Can’t believe you’d cheat on me.

Sun:Is it cheating if you left me for your friends?

Blake:Your heart was clearing with Ken and not me.

Jaune:I think you’re right Blake. He’s clearly spent hours with him behind your back.

Sun:Even when I win I lose.

Ren: Ice Cream and Scream donates 100$ and says “Who’s Jaune and why does he sound handsome as hell?”

Weiss:!?!?!?

Jaune:Hehe uhhh hi.

Nora:That’s how you know it’s 2am. We’re throwing money to flirt over voices.

Ruby:Jaune is a friend and classmate. He’s a mod in most streams that sorta ghosts.

Sun:Expect when you drag him into a tournament.

Weiss:It’s pretty bold to assume attractiveness just because of a voice. He could look like a zombie for all you know.

Jaune:Or a Ken main.

Ren:You and Sun can both dress like Ken!

Jaune:Shhh they didn’t know that.

xxxxx

After several games, the crew goes back to just chatting and being dumb together.

Ren:League is a trap. Stay away.

Ruby:You’re suppose to be on my side.

Ren:I can’t do that to our friends Ruby. It’s just not right.

Blake:Hey I never asked earlier but what’s the donation goal for?

Weiss:I mean the money just goes to survival but the reward is my chat gets to pick the next game I play. It’s the only way I play games I wouldn’t otherwise play.

Yang:Make her play the next Resident Evil.

Weiss:No horror. I will actually cry. RE2 stressed me out. The genre is JRPGS.

Flynt: “It’s still crazy you have bills”

Weiss:It’s very nice how many people don’t believe I can’t use company money. I wish it was true, but I am broke.

Ruby:She’s one of us chat.

Nora:I’m sure someone would pay to see feet.

Nora has been timed out for three minutes

Nora:I am in the call!

Weiss:I know. Consider that a bullet in the air.

Nora:Listen, all I’m saying if someone is down bad enough…

Weiss:Never!

Yang:Simps will simp. I literally was fixing a bike and some people were acting up.

Blake:You were in a tank top.

Yang:We’ll I’m not gonna wear a good shirt!

Jaune:I’m surprised you don’t have channel points for song requests.

“I’d totally pay for that!”

Weiss:Hmm, is that really worth anything?

Penny:You are a singer.

Weiss:Exactly, just look up a song of mine for free. You can do that right now.

Nora:But those aren’t requests!

Weiss:Knowing my chat, they’d make me sing things I’d despise.

Yang: 🎶My neck, my back…

Weiss:No! None of that!

Velvet: “It would be nice hearing you sing.”

Jaune:Yeah it can be like a little karaoke night.

Weiss:..I’ll think about it.

Coco: “I’ll give you 20$ right now if you grace us with a couple lyrics of your choice.”

Weiss:It is 2am.

Yang:Your voice is warmed up. Sip some water and pay a bill!

Weiss:You’re not my mother. *sips water* I’ll do it at the end of the stream.

Ruby:Ice Cream with another 50$ “Does Jaune stream?” You have a fan.

Jaune:I do not stream.

Nora:He should!

Blake:I think you might actually like it.

Jaune:I don’t know. I’m not really that interesting.

Ruby:Shut your face! You’re awesome.

Yang:Picture it like this, there’s no way some of our followers won’t follow you. It’s impossible for you to fail. Weiss is doing it.

Weiss:Hey!

Penny:It’s true. I helped build her set up so I can recommend what to buy for optimal experience!

Weiss:I don’t like this slander.

Coco: “I’d mod for you.”

Ruby:Jaune, do you know how fast anyone of us would block haters for you? You’d be in good hands.

Jaune:Everyone has their own niche though. Not really sure what I would want to do regularly.

Yang:I didn’t start knowing I’d be customizing motorcycles. It just had to be done one day and people asked to see. Now I get paying me to tinker with theirs and showing off my hobby.

Nora:That’s not the only thing you’re showing off…

Yang:I am dressed appropriately! Watch any VOD!

“Grease monkey Jaune, when?”

Weiss:….

Jaune:I don’t do mechanics.

Blake:Chat, you don’t know what he even looks like!

Velvet: “I do and I approve.”

Coco enters the chat.

Coco:Jaune, sweetie, my beautiful baby boy. Take the leap. Co-hosting is fun and you’d be surprised how many people will like you.

Nora:You know…he could be a great help for all the games Weiss struggles with.

Weiss:What!?

Nora:Face it, you need a guide most of the time when you’re playing story stuff. It’s much easier with this guy. He’s played or watched basically every game you’re forced to play. Wouldn’t it be fun?

Weiss:I mean…I wouldn’t hate it. But only if he’s okay with that!

Jaune:Well…nothing ventured, nothing gained I guess. I’ll put some thought into it.

Everyone:Finally!!!

Jaune:*looks at chat*

“Is Jaune the boyfriend!?”

Jaune:Hey Weiss, you’re boyfriend won’t mind right?”

Weiss:Huh? *sees chat* Oh, nah he’s chill.

Neon: “Is this boyfriend even real?”

Yang:Is your hair color?

Neon: “YES!”

Yang:Pfft, then there’s your answer.

Weiss:Alright guys, it’s nearly three in the morning and I’m getting a bit tired. How many people are still here anyways?

Ren: 400. We got some night owls.

Coco:Don’t try and pull a fast one. I do believe I’m promised a song? Just a few pretty notes from our favorite singer.

Weiss:*red* Yeah yeah… *closes eyes*

🎶Like a river flows

Surely to the sea

Darling, so it goes

Some things are meant to be

Take my hand

Take my whole life too

For I can't help falling in love with you🎶

Everyone: *clapping*

Coco:I am satisfied.

Weiss:Keep your money. You’ve done more than enough. Goodnight everyone. Thanks for dropping by.

A flood of goodnight messages came in as Weiss waved goodbye, signing off. She rested her head in her arms as her friends also disconnected. Weiss exited out of everything except for her video call window, choosing to start a new one. It took half a ring before her messy hair blonde popped into view.

Weiss:Hi~ did you have fun?

Jaune:Hehe, hi. Yeah, I did.

Weiss:Don’t feel pressured to join in on streaming or show up to mine okay? Only do it if you want to.

Jaune:I mean…I’d love to spend more time with you. Plus Nora is right. You do need a little help.

Weiss:*blushing* So…I can expect to spend a night with you playing nonsense and laughing?

Jaune:Sign me up.

Weiss:Cool. Can’t wait. Goodnight Jaune.

Jaune:Night, love you. Sweet dreams

Weiss:I love you too.

She didn’t want to end the call but did. Weiss wasn’t expecting all this from a relentless night. Though how could she complain? Those cups of coffee served her well.

Ruby open the door to Weiss’s apartment, just to make sure everything was okay. She was happy to find her partner fast asleep, her mouse still over Jaune’s icon. Ruby smiled, approaching the computer and turning it off, then draping a blanket onto the light sleeper

#streamer au #rwby #rwby au #ruby rose #jaune arc #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #coco adel #blake belladonna #lie ren #sun wokung #renora #rwby whiteknight #nora valkyrie #penny polendina

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hjeojeo · 12 days

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1, 8, 38?

Gonna roughly try to copy over each question cause im on my phone and im too lazy to try to go copy and paste

1. Three important things that shaped who i am

I think the ones that come up in my head immediately is abusive childhood, my partner, and art (but also internet,but related to art)

Im still working through a lot of the issues left by my abusive childhood. It is something that feels heavily seared into me and now im doing by best to help it heal into healthy scars and not rot into everything about myself like necrosis. It's just how it feels.

My partner helped me get away from my family, and i learned a lot from being with them. Including how harmful it was to put someone on a pedestal, that did so much damage to my partner's mental health. I made so much progresd with my mental health thanks to them. We would talk through a lot of stuff together to make sense of my head. It felt absolutely impossible back then, but we kept at it and now so many things make sense and I know how to work with myself now, and that's like the best thing ever in the world to me.

And art/internet was a massive escape while i lived with my family. And then i had a rough in-between transition point of i had only known art as an escape, but now that ive truly escaped my nightmare environment what is art now. I feel that in the last like 2 ish years is my better point with art where a new passion was made with art. Art's communication to me now, i can try to digest the wonderful things i see in life and nature, but also try to share those sentiments. I can share ideas that i otherwise dont know how to express. I can tell stories with it which i think is the best part

Im so glad i didn't give up art. Those several years of not knowing how to love art when it wasn't an escape was rough and confusing, but the new way ive learned to interact with art was so worth it!!!

8. Any reoccurring dreams

I dont really get reoccuring dreams anymore. The one that remarkably stays in my memories tho was between the ages of 9 to 12 i had this one dream that i kept having that i absolutely loved cause it was like an adventure game to me.

It would start off with going down this mario esque pipe tunnel, green and all.

And i would land in this underground home, very alice in wonderland vibes of beautiful and extravagant pillows and furniture.

And then the "game" starts where the entire underground home slowly starts filling up with water and i have to climb out before its too late.

Sometimes i try to explore the home before i have to escape, but most of the time i am trying to climb furniture and figure out how to get out. I've always been able to get out. I think it why it was my favorite dream as a kid and not like a nightmare

8. Current favorite song

Ive already shared one with another ask but I'll take the chance to share another

Another krewella song it's called Blackout

I'll have to listen to it when im out of bed

I just really love the vibes and different electronic sounds

I never remember the lyrics to songs most of the time haha so i forget what this one's about

#ask meme #ask prompts #gonna use both these tags for this ask game until i choose one hm

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aurathian · 6 months

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20 questions for fic writers!!

thank you for thinking of and tagging me @mistresslrigtar !! this gave me a nice break from my studies <3

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

31 blushing emoji

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

99,127

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Zelda. mostly BOTW (but i dont discriminate) there are also some Hades fics sprinkled in there

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

for all time (a collab with @zelzenik !)

Of Memories

demeter nipping at your nose (one of my 2 hades fics)

one last look

Life in a Dead World (??????? why)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Usually yes!! I love getting comments from my readers and I want them to know I appreciate it. if i don't reply it's usually because i think the comment is strange/rude or i just dont know what to say lol

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

def love me (and leave me to die) but it was hard to pick bc tbh im the angst queen (TOTK SPOILERS IN THIS FIC!!)

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

HyMart i'm going to pick this one because its happy all around and tbh idk what fic of mine is necessarily "happy" or has an ending that isnt streaked with tragedy or pain in some way whoops

8. Do you get hate on fics?

not that i remember but ive gotten like. weird passive aggressive comments

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

i write SO MUCH fade to black because writing smut is way too weird for me... like i get embarrassed just typing certain words LOL (reading it is another story...)

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

no, not a fan

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

no!

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Yes!!! I love to collab with my friends and @zelzenik and i are literally an unstoppable force when we write together. when we combine our powers nothing can stop us

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

zelink obvi

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

probably my Post-SkSw fic for my Aftermath series . I have restarted this fic 3 times now and I just have no idea how I want to structure it, what I want the tone to be, things like that. Everything I put down never sounds right. Also I just don't have time lol

16. What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue for sure.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Character's inner monologues and scene transitions, I think. I find inner monologues interesting, but I don't think I excel at making them interesting for the reader. I tend to give too much away. As for scene transitions, I find that when I write them they come out very short and rushed.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I usually don't do this because I'm just not a fan. in my world everyone in Hyrule speaks perfect American English lol. jk but kinda not. it's just not something I'm really thinking about when I write? and if I do include other languages, the main character(s) are usually oblivious to it and I don't include actual syntax. I'll just say "they muttered something in a different language" or something similar.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Super Mario. In Kindergarten. I made picture stories. LMFAOOOOO

20. Favorite fic you've ever written?

love me and leave me to die this one probably. i worked super hard on it for zelink week 2023 and thought i presented some unique ideas. totk spoilers abound though lol

ok im tagging people now. but u all have probably been tagged already. sry @hyylia @zelzenik @nocturnalfandomartist and anybody else who would like to join in <3

#tag game #zelda

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www-librarytearoom-com · 11 months

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OMG!! oMG!! Ur dad!Mario kid!Luigi fic has me going insane. It's soo cute! Ur a genius!! i never imagined Mario as a buff dad b4 but it makes so much sense here in ur writing. All i can think about is a tiny baby Weeg and Mario alone in an apt. or house, doing everything they can for each other, feeling like it's just them against the world. Thinking about the way Mario gave up his dreams for baby weegi to live a happy life and how'd he do it again &again as many times needed. I'm pretty sure he'd straight up die for him(plz don't weegi and the audience would NOT like that) I love ur writing and how u set up the characters and interactions with each other. It Soo !!!!! Also the way u wrote Mario being so scared of not being enough and turning out like his shit parents. JEEZ if that didn't feel like a brick to the face. During the pandemic when I had just turned 17 i was left in charge of my baby niece (and younger sibs). No one wanted her cuz they claimed that taking care of an infant was too much, even worse with the added bonus of a virus. I didn't really get much of a choice but it didn't matter cuz I wouldve sold my limbs off they hadn't decided on me. Bcuz let me tell u the sec I locked eyes with her i had already fallen in love, and when she fell asleep cradled in my arms it was already sealed. (I absolutely melted when the bros met each other 4 the 1st time 🥺) They were the most stressful & tough times I've had but my God if it wasn't the best thing to ever happen in my life. I lost things & ive lost friends but not once did i ever regret having her in my life. Seeing ur Mario portrayed like this, as a guy carrying so much weight and insecurities with him, trying to do his best for his little brother, for his KID whom he loves with his WHOLE heart, just warms me up. Its so sweet and wholesome. Ur fic is always gonna have a special place in my heart.

I have questions but I feel like i already clogged up this ask lol so I'll do it later, hope u have a good day/night-🍊(<- me :DD)

Omfg I might actually cry, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING ME THIS ANON!

I'm so incredibly happy you like my AU, and the way you talk about it is exactly the way I wanted people to see my characters, so this makes me so happy! Also, you're so amazing for doing that for your niece and your Siblings! I'm the youngest sibling myself but in some households, like you know, parents aren't the most present. 99% of my life has been me looking up to my older sisters, who have given so much to raise me and keep me safe rather than my parents, so this fic is dedicated to them in a way because of how much I love them for what they did for me.

Mario and Luigi are the sweetest boys ever and they're incredible, they have a lot of internal doubt because of their unfortunate living circumstances but I'm a sucker for a happy ending so rest assured, these boys will be getting one! Mario has buff dad energy and perhaps, POTENTIALLY, Peach will have buff mum energy soon 👀

Thank you so much again and IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR REQUESTS FEEL FREE TO ASK BECAUSE ID LOVE TO ANSWER THEM

#writing #fanfic #super mario #super mario bros #writing comissions #luigi #mario and luigi #super mario movie #super mario brothers #super mario fanfic

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cursedcreator-pat · 9 months

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blog intro yippe

Ive been here for so long and never had one so i figured it was time to remedy that

This is a fanblog DEDICATED to everything @/poisonappletales makes!!! Their games are so cool and the webtoons too, if you've managed to find me and you dont know them please check out their stuff!!!

Anyway. Silliness under the cut

a summary of me and unknown

summary over (lie)

fun facts about me:

i am 18 at present, my birthday is the funny 6/9 number (June 9th) and that is my claim to fame

i use she/her and i am pansexual but on this blog i will be 90% unknownsexual

I like weirdo freak fictional men SORRY.

My sona/self-insert's name is Creya, formerly spelled as Crea. (This is not my real name for clarification but it's what I prefer to go by online.) She is just me except you may notice my little sona is green. there's no logical reason for this, I made her using a color palette i found on tumblr YEARS ago and it stuck and now she's alien forever.

On top of the weird color scheme I also have long hair irl i dont know why i draw her with short hair.

I found poisonappletales through markiplier's playthrough of dttr when it came out. I have been obsessed with these games since and show no sign of stopping soon

fun facts about (MY INTERPRETATION) of unknown:

Please first consider these blinkies i made

Basically he is so Weird!!!!!!!! But that's why I like him man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may ocassionally say "i wish he was real" and stuff like that but i can assure you im joking. Full serious right now. He would be locked in prison for life if he was real so instead hes confined in my brain. Anyway back to silly

I call him Antares! This is taken from the brightest star of the Scorpius constellation, which is also referred to as "the heart of the scorpion". I don't know i just thought it fit and i like it

I have also previously called him Blumiere (based off count bleck's real name from super paper mario - though i didn't use this name for long,) and Eros (based off the greek love god - this is the name i used the longest and you honestly might find fragments of it in places)

I draw unknown with the blanket hood off of his face a lot because 1) blankets are hard to draw and 2) handsome......... I also put him in clothes a lot because 1) im not drawing him NAKED and 2) handsome.......

Also here are the tags i use most frequently

#theory time (for theory posts)

#creya talk (for me just talking about whatever)

#unknown posting (for. You know. Unknown posts. This is also where my unknown art goes.)

Also the standard #reblog

I don't tag every post (i forget sometimes......) but this is generally how it goes

Heres some links to cool stuff (to be added more to later)

Look at my freaking BIRTHDAY GIFT!!! (THANK YOU CROWN RULER) (ALSO A HAPPY RANT POST ABOUT UNKNOWN)

#intro #pinned

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blade-liger-4ever · 1 year

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League of Legends Incorrect Quotes

I haven't played the game, but I like the characters, so I hope y'all enjoy this!

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Darius: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Annie: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Darius: Three of us saw it, Annie. How do you explain that?

Annie: points at Jarvan IV Sleep deprivation. points at Rell Paranoia. points at Draven Delusional personality disorder.

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Darius: You kidnapped Annie? That's illegal!

Rell: But Darius, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Annie, or destroying our dreams?

Darius: Kidnapping Annie, Rell!

Jarvan IV: Darius, listen, whatever I may think of you right now - these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Darius: What, to kidnap people?!

Jarvan IV: To work together!

Darius: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!

Draven: Darius, we all agreed a celebrity is not a people.

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Darius: What's something you guys are better than Annie at?

Rell: Mario Kart.

Draven: Yeah, video games.

Jarvan IV: Emotional vulnerability.

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Darius: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Rell will and will not eat.

Annie: Grass? Yes!

Darius: Moss? Yes.

Annie: Leaves? Oh yes!

Darius: Shoelaces? Strange, but true.

Annie: Worms? Sometimes!

Darius: Rocks? Usually no.

Annie: Twigs? Usually!

Darius: Draven's cooking? Inconclusive.

Jarvan IV: How did you...test this?

Darius: You just hand her stuff and say "eat this", and if she eats it, she eats it.

Jarvan IV: ...I don't how to feel about this.

Draven: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?!

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Darius: Are we really going to let Annie keep Rell?

Jarvan IV: We kept Draven.

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Darius: Nothing in life is free.

Annie: Love is free!

Rell: Adventure is free.

Jarvan IV: Knowledge is free.

Draven: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Garen: We need a distraction.

Quinn: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Taric, whispering: My time has come.

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Garen: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Quinn: Next time you're working out, do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Taric: There were so many mixed messages in that, I can't -

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Garen: Taric, can I talk to you for a second?

Taric: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Quinn are having problems, and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Garen: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

(To the Katarina x Garen fans out there, I'm sorry, but I ship Garen x Quinn. Just my personal preference.)

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The group is getting into the car

Garen: I'm driving.

Quinn, out of sight: Shotgun!

Taric, turning to face Quinn: Aww, but you had it on the way here -

Everyone except Quinn: WOAH -

Quinn, holding a shotgun: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat. pumps gun

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Garen: Quinn and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Taric, sighing: What did Quinn do?

Garen: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and -

Quinn: Who wants a steering wheel?

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And that's all for now. I'm planning on a separate one for Vi and Jayce, who are an OTP of mine. A small ship, I know, but there are plenty of other blogs that have a Leaguer's preferred significant other for Vi, so if you're not interested in my future Incorrect Quotes, feel free to pass me over for others, okay?

Bye everyone, and take care!

#league of legends #lol darius #lol annie #lol rell #lol draven #lol jarvan iv #lol vi #lol garen #lol quinn #lol taric #garen crownguard #demacia #noxus #mount targon #mt. targon #quinn x garen

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borreloadsavagedragon · 10 months

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Of course I have to ask for Kaito, but also, the Arclights :3c

Oh boy........ I did mr Tenjo already, so it's time for the drama club family

First impression: Honestly... I was a little bit terrified! I knew how beloved all of them were and I was waiting for one of them to ruin my life lowkey, so definitely a little terrified

Impression now III: My favorite Arclight, I want to protect him and also let him throw swords at my enemies for the rest of my life and his, I love that's he's the definition "call an ambulance! but not for me!!!!" IV: I hope Thomas IV Arclight is very pissed that Kaito's my favorite Zexal character; surprisingly, even tho he's my kind of crazy, I'm not rly a huge fan of him in canon, but more the idea of him? If that makes sense, like I like him but he ranks surprisingly low compared to most of the cast because I wasn't too big on how his character was handled, sweats nervously V: I love you and I think you’re very a interesting character, but I really want to pull hard on your long beautiful hair sometimes because you have no right, please wear your hair in a braid again though, that was a LOOK Tron: A Yugioh Dad tm, no real feelings one way or another, but I'm glad he came around for his boys, compared to other token parents in this franchise he ranks surprisingly high! I imagine he destroys all three of them in Mario Kart

Favorite moment III: Throwing a whole ass sword at Mr Heartland omfg, WHY DID IT MISS!!!! WE COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!! He also was never leaving Yuma's side after Astral sacrificed himself and that's gjdsklagjklgjdsklga IV: I’m torn between his duel with Nasch because he’s just such a freak how he talks sometimes, and I also love how he just… goes all out against a pair of middle schoolers, like there was never a hinge on him to begin with💀 I also love that Thomas is introduced as this celebrity, champion duelist but NEVER wins against a named character that isn't one of Yuma's background friends or in a tag with someone else gjdaskljgdklsaj, accidental cringe king V: I really like the arctic moments, specifically when he makes this face

Tron: Being an absolute menace at the WDC second round party fjdhdhdh, you can just tell he’s the father of the other three

Idea for a story: I have no idea honestly fjehdjje, they’re usually just recurring characters or background in the drafts I have But I do love writing my friends’ oc and canon pairs so they’ll usually get the focus in those, which I gotta finish the Vkou one soon 👁👁👁👁

Unpopular opinion: SWEATS I've never been shy about this fact, but I am not a huge fan of how quickly some of the Arclights' conflicts with the main cast get resolved and that really impacts how I view the Arclights' relationships with the cast gdjsaklg Like it's yugioh and cards/character popularity will always do all of the talking, there's no way you watch yugioh for great character and story writing, but like Rio could have fucking died from her duel with Thomas lmao It makes for some BANGING fanon content and like we get all of the context for why everything happens and for Thomas' motivation and guilt in general, but... if you put someone's sister into a coma in intensive care, I feel like canon should probably do a little bit more than some bickering and dueling with her brother, you know-

Favorite relationship: I do love their family dynamic and how they’re trying to patch it back up, it’s very touching and Michael’s original anguish and resentment towards Yuma’s family is very touching 🥹 III - Michael was in love with Yuma even though he knew it was unrequited, send TWEET IV - What do you mean Momoya isn't canon, she's canon to ME; I'm disgustingly biased but I love how much IV and Kaito just hate each other lmfao Also love what could have been his turbulent friendship with Ryouga, you know they subtweet each other on the daily V - Kousei ofc, what do you mean he's also not canon; I always affectionately refer to Kaito and Chris as divorced I REALLY wish we saw them go through more of the hurdles to get back to ~before~, we only saw a little in the arctic but you know these two are bickering Tron - I need a post canon one shot of how him and Faker work together, I want to be a fly on the wall of the first day

Favorite headcanon: They ALWAYS host dinner parties for the squad, Thomas and Tron need to show off how much better their estate is than the Kamishiro's so they always offer to host

#THANK YOU CONI #this one took a while gjdsklaj #asks #answered

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cephalomon · 1 year

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my thing has always been and will always be pokemon. if you ever need to grab me a gift and you dont know what to get, get me something related to pokemon. a poster, a keychain, a mug, a shirt, a plushie, by god ill even take the cards. nothing will ever make me as emotional or excited or joyful as pokemon. no media i like will ever be liked More than pokemon. if you took me to a pokemon center id be willing to marry you.

i remember being a weird little eight year old girl. im not a girl, but i was a weird little girl at one point in my life. big black eyes and long black hair, and i cried when people talked to loud. i remember moving in with our next door neighbors at our apartment building. we didnt know each other that well, but we were all poor and they welcomed us into their tiny one bedroom apartment. it was already too small for them, too small to house 3 more people, but they insisted on it anyway.

they were both queer people, likely some of the first id ever met in my life. they were also really involved in video game and furry culture. they were integral to the person i am today. my first introduction to so many things that would end up becoming major parts of my life.

i had a little DS that me and my sister played mario on, but nothing else. one of our neighbors, now roommates, let me play her games, and i played pokemon soul silver for the first time.

ever since then, for 10 years, i have loved pokemon. it has never faltered, it has never gone out of style for me, i have never gotten tired of it. almost every interest ive had has come in waves. i rarely Stop liking anything, but it goes quiet and i occupy myself with something else. but not pokemon

pokemon has always been a consant thing, something i am always so excited to see and hear about, something im always trying to interact with, something thats always on my mind. even during the years where my ds was broken, and i couldnt play pokemon anymore, i spent my time watching videos and learning more and eagerly anticipating the day id get to play again.

i remember living with another weird little girl very briefly, i mustve been in 3rd or 4th grade. she asked me to teach her about pokemon, and i spent a lot of time showing her everything i could. i felt like i was a pokemon professor. it was really silly, but i was just little, and i was so proud of myself for knowing all these things and finally having the chance to show someone else. show someone else something i loved so much.

theres no point to this other than, i just really wanted to talk about how much i love pokemon. i feel like ive neglected it a lot lately. even though i still love it, ive been so preoccupied with so many things in my life that ive had few opportunities to just sit down and enjoy pokemon.

i think thats why playing pokemon violet this passed week has been so important to me. its been a really long time since ive let myself get enraptured in pokemon like that. i loved the characters, i loved the region. i have my critiques, sure, but i really liked these games. and i really love pokemon

#sorry for being vulnerable and emotional on the tl about pokemon of all things #but i feel like i just have all this love stored up in my body and no where to put it #i love pokemon so much #percy chirps #long post

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shmorkyjr · 3 days

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No, Dave didn't talk to 13 year olds, let alone *like* them. Obsess over him all you want without going and talking directly to him. That's parasocial and crossing simple boundaries. It's cool to see other Shmorky fans, but do not attempt talking to him, the man deserves some peace. I hope you get the help you need /lighthearted.

He talked to a 16yo tho.. And said some.. strange stuff... According to kiwi farms and a friend of mine (who litteraly is the victim btw).

(Can we pls talk in dms btw?)

If i ever get to talk to him i will not be obsessive at all il just be kind and as good as i can be! Shmorky used to talk to people online back in the day, he was friends with Neil Cicierega when he was like 15-14. They even collabed!

I wont be able to get no help bc whenever i go to the psych or any simmilar place, they dont do shit! Heck, nobody does! Ive had a misserable life and i gave up when i was 8! Nobody did anything and ive worsened ever since.. Im trully a lost cause. Nobody helps and nothing will. My whole ass childhood has been an nightmare and ive felt empty as long as i can remember. No professional and no meds help. Threapywont do shit about me. Wheni was at the psych i could sense that they were really having an hard time dealing with me. My mother is putting high cravings on me and lots of stress and she knows im genuenly incapable of doing all of that..

I may be in love but im not looking for a relationship, i just want to simply be noticed, and maybe even be friends!

If i ever make him uncomfortable or anything id punnish myself and get my shit together and do anything to make up for the stuff ive caused!

I know i sound like the weirdo from yandere simulator but im not like that. I would never harm a soul. I just wanna make sure that he is ok.

If i were noticed, id be over the moon.. Id feel complete.. Even if its just one simple "hi" id be free from all of this pain.

I hope you understand that the mental health system is fucked and that i wont be able to get any help

My way of staying alive is strange, but it helps

Do you know him personaly or anything? Maybe he would think im cool, who knows?

Theres always a possibility!

At least im not as crazy as the kiwi farms ppl that doxxed him and sent the police on him..

He left us because of the haters, not the fans u silly!

Shmorky befriended young fans back in the day

We have so much in common too, we would probsbly be best buddies! Weare both OBSESSED with super mario and just nintendo in general and comics and art, animation, ect

We both have a twisted sense of humor, and sm more!

No more making little kids cry, oki?

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