#jaskier/rience

[endiness]

#thewitcheredit #jaskieredit #jaskier #rience #the witcher #witchersdaily #thewitchersdaily #witcherdaily #tvedit #dailynetflix #cinemapix #cinematv #userbbelcher #chewieblog #userstream #usersource #!gif #the witcher spoilers

[anya-chalotra]

#it’s not a season of the witcher if jaskier isn’t getting threatened by a mage

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #rience #philippa eilhart #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #jaskieredit #useravia #userbecca #usersvenja #arthurpendragonns #ughmerlin #wrparallels #mine* #gifs* #jaskier getting accosted and/or threatened by a mage also accounts for probably half the witcher fics i've read #3k

[spielzeugkaiser]

sir, please comfort your bard, he's anxious!!

#the witcher #the witcher season 3 #geralt of rivia #jaskier #geraskier #come on Geralt you do it with Ciri too you have it in you #although the scene - how it was - was already quite cute it had me 🥺🥺🥺 #poor Jaskier is terrified of rience - and still is the bravest bait!! #i love him

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

everyone's rightfully talking about jaskier's "get rid of him" and Trauma-Rooted Finger Fidgeting about rience but what about "I'll come find you when rience is dead" "or he'll find me once you are" like. jaskier is absolutely fucking terrified of rience coming for him again and I'm in fucking shambles

#its been 3 years since joeys great witcher bakeoff (aka The Funniest Peak Pandemic Home Video Ever) came out and its still fucking golden #anyway Geralt protect your FUCKING bard #mine #the witcher s3 spoilers #jaskier #the witcher #witcher #rience

[hannibard]

Y'know those post s2 fics where Jaskier hides the fact that he was tortured from Geralt bc the witcher has enough on his plate and he doesn't want to be a burden?

#geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #meme #fanfiction #jaskier whump #(<- my favorite thing in the world) #twn #the witcher #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher season two #rience #text #dandelion #gerlion #crispy

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

please do not the cat The Witcher: 1x05 | 3x02

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #jaskieredit #jaskier #rience #joey batey

[fanby-fckry]

Rience: *negotiating with Geralt* I have your bard. Give me ten thousand Redanian crowns and he will be returned to you unharmed.

Jaskier: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand crowns?

Rience:

Jaskier: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Geralt: JASKIER STOP!

#source: unknown #the witcher #the witcher incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #the witcher memes #incorrect quotes #geraskier #rience #geralt of rivia #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #fanby’s fuckery

[eggsaladstain]

1.05 // 3.02

Source: The Witcher (Netflix, 2019-)

#jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #the witcher #netflix #the witcher netflix #rience #joey batey #cat #kitty

[jaskier-more-like-saskier]

can we talk about Geralt breaking Riences hands. Was it because he burned Jaskiers hand probably not but i live in my delusions and think yes.

#the witcher #dandelion #jaskier #headcanon #geralt of rivera #geraskier #geraskeir #gerlion #witcher netflix #fanfic #twn spoilers #rience #he sucks #we love geralt for protecting his bard #finally #geralt loves his bard #he was so soft #he found was pleases him #and geralt protected his bard from the dude who burned his hands #don’t go after Geralts child and injure his bard #he wont like you very much

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 56

Jaskier's tears magically heal whatever they fall on. Whether he's blessed, or has fae blood, etc etc is all up to you Geralt learned when he had a certainly fatal injury and his bard cried over him, only for the wounds to miraculously lessen in intensity, to the point he could stitch them up and he'd be fine in a couple of days. The only issue is that certain enemies are getting word of Jaskier's abilities, and are now desperately seeking some way to steal Geralt's bard from him in order to use those powers for themselves.

#geraskier #geralt x jaskier #the witcher #witcher fanfiction #fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #requited unrequited love #friends to lovers #love confessions #or #established relationship #gerlion #dandelion #i hate the netflix witcher you all already know but i MUST call him Jaskier because I have a character named Dandelion and I cant #take him seriously as dandelion wtf you mean hes dandelion thats not dandelion my dandelion is right over there and he looks... #admittedly kinda like you #BUT STILL #so i have to make them DIFFERENT #I call him Jaskier pwhgpwahpghaw #plus its a fun name #nilfgaard #reince #rience #its rience? or reince? rience right? #ill just put both #stregobor #rando mage #literally any badguy you want

[rebrandedbard]

I have done it at last. Rienskier content. Eat up, babes.

#rienskier #rience #jaskier #rience/jaskier #jaskier/rience #jaskier x rience #firefucker #that will be my tag for them (because it's awful and kind of funny) #my fic #warm hands fic

[endiness]

#thewitcheredit #joeybateyedit #jaskieredit #joey batey #jaskier #rience #christ fulton #the witcher #thewitchersdaily #witchersdaily #witcherdaily #dailynetflix #!gif

[access-point]

Im sorry, I just realized something. Jaskier is not wearing his bomb ass coat while getting tortured by Rience, but he is in the next scene while escaping with Yennefer

Are you telling me they stopped to grab it while homie was on the ground screaming from horrible facial burn

#why is that so fucking funny to me #the witcher netflix #the witcher #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #rience #the witcher jaskier #the witcher rience #they really went 'eh we have time'

[spielzeugkaiser]

[First Part] - [second]

Baby (who still has no name) is warming up to Geralt, who also starts to connect some dots. (Like, I think he suspects that he's Jaskiers son, adopted or otherwise, but he won't even humor the idea that he could be the dad.) That being said - the kid is an angry teenager sometimes. Jaskier tried all he could as a single parent and they have a very loving relationship, but I also think they do argue quite a bit, and there is some tension.

And the more he gets to learn how Geralt truly is the weirder is gets, cause. He's a good guy? And either Jaskier is petty and was too dramatic and kept him from meeting his dad for nothing, or Geralt isn't a good guy AT ALL and has hurt Jaskier really bad, and he doesn't think Geralt has it in him, but some people (and especially alphas) get really weird and archaic around omegas? And he had to witness again and again, with how little respect his unbonded, single father of a bastard child was treated - is Geralt like that too? But Jaskier still only ever talked somewhat kindly about him. And from all he saw... he trusts Geralt. He's a quiet, but witty and honorable man. But is it fair to doubt the parent that was there for him, that raised him, that sacrificed so much for him? The poor kid is so conflicted.

#please tell me your headcanons and prompts about this 'verse it's just vibes so far and like 10% plot #geraskier #geralt of rivia #the witcher #ciri #omegaverse #geraskier lovechild #jaskier #i don't know where this came from #but I imagined the kid as quite sickly (which is ironic) - Geralt does not really remember that he was sick as a child all the time too #also I do think Jaskier can play the lute but it's no fun for his fingers and he switched to other stuff over the years #I'm quite sure that Jaskier kept a low profile after the Rience incident because he was TERRIFIED by the thought what could have happened #also I really wanted to look at this with a kind of more realistic lense when it comes to parentage #and Jaskier did all the things right where it counts #He's loving he's emotional open he communicates - but would Jaskier always be a reliable parent? a structured one? an easily available one? #I don't think so #professor Jaskier can work for hours on end and forget to get you on time from your play date so you have to awkwardly wait and #he forgets to cook and to wash and it's always messy and once he writes he writes and gets annoyed when interrupted #but he also tells bedtime stories and stays at your bedside when you're ill and plays with you when you moved AGAIN and have no friends yet #he's easily pulled into arguments but also knows how to apologise #but he lies again and again #and he tells heroic and brave and honourable stories about your dad but still has a chest with your unsend letters and looks so so sad #when you put another one in his hands #and he never tells you to stop but doesn't send them and you know your Papa would be too kind to ask you to stop #ALSO #I think the kid is old enough to understand some of the inherent consent issues that are rampant in omegaverse #and while I imagined that 'verse here a bit tuned down #I think that the kid has seen and heard some shit! and what if Jaskier in only talking kindly of Geralt to soften the blow for him and- #kid is 100% ready to break Geralts nose if it turned out that he forced himself on his pa #(which he did not ofc but nobody communicates here)

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

the hushed "get rid of him." about rience and the fidgeting with finger... Jaskier my fucking baby don't worry I'LL get rid of him-

#the way you could tell in his fucking eyes he was fighting to push himself through talking about him... im gonna cry #mine #jaskier #the witcher s3 spoilers #the witcher #witcher #rience

[bardic-mess]

Look, I don't want to see Radovid betray Jaskier or become some evil witch burning tyrant... I want him to be truly good as much as every other Radskier shipper

BUT

Wouldn't it just be neat... And maybe a lil sick and twisted if he did burn ONE magic user... Not because he is evil or hates Mage's but because... Rience deserves a taste of his own medicine...

Like do I want Radovid to go on a witch burning spree? No... Would it be a lil fun and sexy of him to burn the man who tortured his lover? Yes... But also horrifying.

Let him see this fucker who hurt the man he loves and just snap, let him have a moment of this eerily calm rage where he just suggests burning Rience when they are debating how to dispose of him...

#jaskier #the witcher #geralt of rivia #radovid #radovid x jaskier #jaskier x radovid #radskier #prince radovid #rience #fire fucker