#just tell me i’m hot’

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Oh, for a skeleton key…

Plus a digital mockup to simulate a red ink pass that i discovered could not be achieved well enough with the materials available to me, and the original pencils.

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #fan art #ink drawing #inktober #(i guess eehehe) #i drew him for funsies and sent him on his merry way to lands unknown(the postal system) #i expressed my initial anxiety about drawing his face properly to a friend who rightfuly observed that his head IS yoshiko shaped #wonderful shape. 10/10. the jacket…. #was a labor and a half lol #worth it for the bestie though lol #i would draw him so he could look at his vain self #i wanna see if i can get that artist guy in game to paint him lol #i’m only in act two at the time of typing #still one of my fave interactions with him: #‘i dont want a freaking poem #just tell me i’m hot’ #astarion… buddy… look at me…. i’m a god damn bard how could you say these things to me? #my craft!! #Pointy bastard mean girl hungry boy crime time murder elf.

[badolmen]

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

#ra speaks #piracy #media piracy #pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud #obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement. #anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them #this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams #edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise. #your experiences are not universal #edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.) #in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.

[bulbabutt]

i think its weird that arcee is like. a core member of transformers groups now, cuz it makes her stick out like a sore thumb being the token girl when at the time she wasnt exactly supposed to be? she was part of the second generation of characters (even though I know the movie was being made first)

like it seems like modern stuff tries to do this with her

which just shows off how much that design doesnt fit and comes off like it was made to be "i am THE girl. you need no more girls we have made the one girl”

but when she was actually designed to match the movie crew, a bunch of more futuristic (the far off year of 2005) cybertronian vehicle transformers with her rounded shapes and pastel colours and she isnt even the only pink one because hot rod is also pink, albeit a much darker pink

(leaving ultra magnus out cuz he was designed to be a brick holding optimus doesnt count)

the point like yeah shes still the only girl but its less egregious when you look at what she was actually supposed to match. i dont think shes designed perfectly but i think its weird that because shes the most recognizable girl transformer she has to be pulled away from her crew and forced into a group she doesnt share the design philosophy of (let alone for her character its sad like... are those not her friends? she’s not allowed to hang out with her own friends anymore cuz she’s the only girl who’s marketable? sad)

it’s extra weird when you realize there’s this crew who were the original girl transformers shown on screen

they’re not perfect either but I like that they have the same busy more squared off shapes and more strong colours, and I just think if they got added in arcees place you could have a less skewed view gender binary for the robots

there’s also the part where it would be cool to have more than one girl in a group, but again arcee with her iconic leia space buns head fits in aesthetically better with the movie crew

#the tf binge thoughts #maccadam #transformers #I HAVE NOT SEEN EARTHSPARK so if there’s something to that don’t tell me I’m starting soon #I made this after just finishing animated #I found this in my drafts and realized made these edits for nothing if I don’t post them lol #(also the editor was mad cuz they wanted the images) #we’ve just finished wfc and this problem was there too #I also think where I sourced these images toned down just how pastel the movie colours are for that crew #cuz hot rot is bright magenta in the movie they’re Al very light colours

[transmechanicus]

The news has reached me that there are canon female custodes, and that the reactions have been mmm well, mixed. I don’t play custodes on tabletop but i do love the faction, and i think it’s an interesting and harmless little addition to the setting. Somewhere in the mists of time some custodes put his genhanced transhuman mind to work and asked himself “What if instead of just taking boy babies for the Full Genome Restructuring Into An Exalted Demigod…what if we took all the babies.” Now we have the Golden Roughly Twenty Thousand, double the protection for the Emperor😌

#my stuff #wh40k #warhammer 40k #also a lot of ppl were bitching about how this disrespects the sisters of silence #like first of all SoS are exclusively 1:1billion mutants with the blank gene you can’t just grab anyone #and they’re already sharing recruit pool with the Culexus Temple #but also don’t pretend you suddenly care about SoS or SoB when you’re just trying to pit bad bitches against each other #there’s no in-universe reason custodes can’t be women and you will not die because of it #like i’m willing to swallow all-male marines bc it’s explicitly a monastic (all male) knight inspired order #but for custodes it’s just grabbing babies to uplift into heroic champions to guard the emperor #no one with eyes can tell me seeing the stormcast lady kick the shit out of skaven didn’t do something for you #same deal with female custodes. their competency is not in question and it’s also kinda hot as a bonus

[ghost-proofbaby]

thinking about getting hot chocolate and going to look at christmas lights with eddie.

it all would definitely start because you guys have run out of the hot cocoa supplies at home, and eddie will find any excuse to go and get some from your favorite local coffee shop. it just tastes better from there, he always claims (and he says the same thing about you making it for him at home). thinking about the way you both end up with whipped cream mustaches, sweetened upper lips with tongues covered in chocolate as you get back in his van, all bundled up and clinging to your warm cups for a sliver of reprieve from the cold december outside. you’d assume you’re just going to return home, until eddie starts to take a detour in the drive and oh no how did we end up in this fancy neighborhood where everyone has extravagant decorations? oh well!

he knew exactly what he was doing, though. he just wanted to watch you watch the lights. the way your eyes get all wild, the way your grin is so youthful and just brimming with whimsical excitement. the way you get so extraordinarily excited over something that should be mundane after living through 20+ christmases. all these houses do this every year — the two of you make the same detour every single year. it shouldn’t all be so new to you; and yet you always react like it is, drinking it in like it’s the first time you’ve tasted milk chocolate frothing with melted whipped cream and it’s the first time you’ve ever seen shining lights that resemble icicles dripping from rooftops. and the entire time, he’s looking at you like it’s the first time. the first time he’s laid eyes on you, the first time he’s wanted to kiss your lips so badly his own start to ache, the first time he’s ever seen the color green reflected in someone’s iris just right.

every time he takes you, it’s like he’s getting to fall in love with you all over again. he loves it — he loves you.

the only difference as the years go by is the way you look at him, each year with more fondness he didn’t think was possible. for every excited gasp you let out at reindeers made of crystal lights and blow up santas swaying in the unforgiving wind, you’re looking at him with double the warmth, double the love, double the awe.

he hits nearly every mailbox. several cars are nearly victim to a terrible scraping from his van. he swerves all over neighborhood roads just to keep his eyes on you.

“why are you looking at me like that, munson?”

it feels like the first time you’ve ever said his name, too.

“just enjoying the sights,” he’d whisper, smiling so gently and subtly, taking his foot off the gas and letting the van crawl a lil bit slower so you can gaze at the next house a lil longer.

and when you twist up your face, his heart clenches in time with the twitch of your nose.

“the sights? you’re not even looking out your window at the lights-“

and unlike the first time he took you around to see the lights, to begin this new sacred tradition, he kisses you. leans right over his center console, takes your face in his heated palms, and presses his lips to yours till he can’t tell if the caramel drizzle he’s tasting is from your hot cocoa or his. let’s the icy tip of your nose smash against his. let’s your scarf unravel from around your neck as he brings you in closer.

you might always love the christmas likes like they’re something brand new, a sight to behold, a magic to be held, but he’ll always love you like that. and then some.

#don’t mind me just word vomiting about christmas and eddie #i want someone to be so in love with me that they see more magic in my reaction than in the sights #i want someone who makes the holidays feel like holidays again #something warm and something sacred and something so caring it makes your teeth rot #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #i’m just thinkin idk #i just got off my shift from making an insane amount of hot chocolates can you tell

[httpiastri]

i suddenly forgot how to breathe

#sitting in glass and trying to breathe properly #we have a guest lecturer and she’s extremely boring so tbh this saved me #but oh my GOD #the neck???? in a shirt like this….. okay #necklaces :(((( so sweet (and hot) #and the bracelet :( and his hand and the way he holds the glass and just- #no i’m not overreacting #someone please tell me i’m not overreacting #i love love love when he’s got his broccoli hair all curled up and huge but #this is also so sweet 🥺🥺🥺 when it’s more flat #just the tips curled up #i love it #his nose 😵😵 #okay i shouldn’t be on my phone in class bye #f2 #f3 #paul aron

[luobingmeis]

my jgy thoughts have been expanding and adapting and roiling and toiling etc etc etc and all of it is coming down to me affectionately marveling at this character. he’s cut-throat. he’s cunning. his kindness leaves lasting impressions. his mercy is what predates his demise. he’s one of the few cultivators who helps those in need. he will sacrifice them if it benefits him. he loved. it didn’t last. it killed him. it orchestrated his downfall. he’s a genius. he’s paranoid. he compartmentalizes. he splits the world into who he would sacrifice and who he would not. people he loves and people he would sacrifice are not mutually exclusive. he’s filial to a fault. it was all for his mother. he is a study in assimilating to survive. the results vary. he manipulates the herd mentality to his benefit. it is turned against him. he is killed for the one thing he didn’t do by the one person he wouldn’t sacrifice. it is still somehow better than what the hive-mind cultivation world would have done. i love this tragic kaleidoscope of a character.

#this was sparked out of my love for jgy #my in-the-tags hot take is that i am just increasingly bored by unironic jgy did nothing wrong takes adfksks #like the statements that he is a victim and he has done helpful things and he has done harmful things. are also not mutually exclusive! #and i think that makes him fun :] #if jgy wasn’t a little fucked up he’d be boring #like it’s /fun/ to me that imo he was overtly targeted by nmj #but nmj was also like the last like of defense before the jins completely abused their power #like! we love duality. we love contradictions #i won’t even say ‘ask me abt how jgy views the concept of hurt’ bc i’m gonna tell you! #i personally believe that he was being honest when he said lxc was the one person he didn’t want to hurt #i just also believe that he doesn’t see the things he has done #namely the use of the fucked up song of clarity #as things that would hurt lxc #bc they weren’t done /to/ him! #lxc was just a pawn in that moment #and while i believe that jgy most of the time did not. pawn-ify. lxc #by taking the song of clarity (something entrusted to him by lxc) #and using it to kill nmj (someone jgy cared abt) #that hurts lxc! #i feel embarrassed i was like ‘let u tell me u my big jgy thesis paper’ and idk if it landed #but i feel like jgy sees ‘hurt’ as what is done to you #not what happens around you

[lawbreaker13]

Flaming hot take, but not every movie or TV show needs to hit every individual diversity mark to be a good movie or show?

Like, please understand, I very much get the concept of intersectionality, and I know the actual statistics of minorities’ presence in the world and there is a whole lot of overlap that would be nice to see realistically portrayed in the media but it’s just like. Sometimes a story is just…A story. It’s one person’s story. And it doesn’t need to hit some specific diversity quota to be a good story.

Accept the movies about Latin people as a movie about Latin people. Accept the queer representation as queer representation. Take the story about the disabled person for what it is. But if it’s a story about a queer couple facing adversity, maybe don’t get up in arms about them not being the “right type” of queer for you. Wild idea? TELL THAT STORY YOURSELF.

Because sometimes that straight couple is dealing with other issues in their universe, and that’s why it’s not gay. Sometimes if you cast a black woman, that makes it a black story. And that Asian storyteller isn’t telling the story of a black woman. They’re telling their story.

So instead of getting mad that this isn’t the story YOU wanted to hear? Tell the story you wanted to hear. Because that one is theirs. And someone deserves to tell yours.

The diversity quota does as much of a disservice to storytelling as a lack of representation does. If you don’t resonate enough, make something we can resonate with more. Let us claim our stories as our own, and leave others to say what they want to say.

If we all tell our stories, I promise. Eventually you’ll find one just for you.

#Truly a sizzling hot take #I’m sorry #It’s just starting to piss me off #Like guys #I’m not the person to tell this black story #I can tell a neurodivergent story or a Jewish one #But I’m not qualified to tell a black story #Let someone else #Storytelling #Movies #TV #Television #Diversity #Representation #Individuality #Rant #Personal #Mine

[mrhyde-mrseek]

I’m on a Good Omens kick because of the season 2 intro dropping (I saw a sneak peek on the official Good Omens Prime Instagram), so here’s some headcanons:

I’ve posted about this one before, but Beelzebub definitely has arachnophobia, being a fly demon.

Additionally, they also despise Venus fly traps, and refuse to go within ten feet of one. Crowley has three in his flat for this exact reason.

Crowley has been to EVERY Queen concert. He never bought a ticket even once, but he always managed to get the best seat at the venue (with the help of a little demonic miracle or two).

Before Almostageddon, Crowley would leave various things behind at the bookshop—neckties, tapes from the Bentley, even his sunglasses one time—on “accident” just so he has an excuse to go back.

(He doesn’t need an excuse anymore, but he still does this sometimes.)

He also listens to “Death on Two Legs (Dedicated To…)” whenever he’s feeling especially resentful toward Heaven and/or Hell.

Aziraphale’s favorite hot cocoa recipe is: one and a half cups of milk, four ounces of dark chocolate, half a teaspoon of vanilla, half a teaspoon of cinnamon, a quarter teaspoon of nutmeg, whipped cream, and six marshmallows exactly. Sometimes a spoonful of honey if he wants it to be sweeter.

War can sprint, climb, and fight in heels no matter how tall they are.

When Newt proposed to Anathema, he was so nervous he almost dropped the ring twice.

Pollution has never been misgendered once because besides the fact that they tend to go unnoticed, they exude such a strong sense of “weird supernatural entity” that most people have trouble trying to figure out if they’re even human, much less what’s in their pants.

Gabriel and Beelzebub would sometimes spy on Aziraphale and Crowley together, doing various human things (poorly) to avoid detection. During one of these surveillance meetings near a café, Beelzebub forced Gabriel to at least pretend to consume something so he didn’t appear out of place. He reluctantly bought a black coffee, took one sip, and immediately gagged. Beelzebub couldn’t stop laughing for five minutes straight. (They totally gave away the game, but it was worth it to tease Gabriel.)

#if anyone tries that hot cocoa recipe please tell me how it tastes because i just made it up off the top of my head #good omens #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens #anthony j crowley #anthony janthony crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #beelzebub good omens #gabriel good omens #arachnophobia #war good omens #pollution good omens #good omens headcanons #anathema #anathema device #newt pulsifer #newton pulsifer #edit: I MEANT INTRO I FIXED THAT I’M SORRY

[formulanni]

I actually can’t describe it but Charles Leclerc gives off such potent prey animal vibes. Like that man feels like he should be hunted for sport

^thats literally him

#like. I used to think he was hot and now I just feel terrible 😭 #he’s so gazelle coded #or lamb coded #and Max is a lion 👁️👁️ #anyways I’m right #take one look at him and tell me he doesn’t give skittish animal underfoot #f1 #formula 1 #f1blr #formula one #charles leclerc #f1 rpf #f1 takes #f1 hot takes #scuderia ferrari #ferrari #cl16 #please don’t @ me this isn’t meant to be mean 💀

[danswank]

no one gets to say i never went for it.

#drunk annoying hot alex is so funny in this video #i just love this scene #also good beat him up #it’s funny bc you know alex would not last two seconds in hell before someone beat him up this is a true story #alex gaskarth #jack barakat #rian dawson #atl #all time low #tell me i’m alive #tmia #atledit

[third-king-of-salmonids]

REMEMBER, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE EVERYONES FAVOURITE KING SALMONID YOU JUST GOTTA BE YOUR OWN FAVOURITE KING SALMONID <3

OR INKFISH I GUESS MAYBE?? >__>

#this is acctually a dream I had lmao #weirdly it wasn’t Joe tho like idk where they were #so for some reason it’s me cohozuna and horrorboros chilling at a hot spring?? #and coho is getting a lot of attention from idk the apparent intersection of scalies monsterfuckers and ppl into bears #(not judging lmao I just am basically ace) #and I’m just chilling with horrorboros and I tell him it’s okay bc I still think he’s cool and that’s when he says the thing #and then screams and flies out of the room #woke up feeling enlightened thank u horrorboros of the hot springs for your wisdom #anyway #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon salmonid #king salmonid #salmon run #big run #splatoon salmon run #splatoon 3 salmon run #splatoon megalodontia #salmonid

[hiatus-queen72]

Hair cut happened 💇🏻‍♀️✨

#my hair length is now mermaid level and it took me so long to get here I can’t even explain how happy I am #mermaid hair #🤭🥰☺️ #giggling and kicking my legs #me #cute #girl #love #selfie #fashion #photo #brown hair #blue eyes #hot #bleep bloop blop #I want to sparkle just a little #I washed my heated blanket without reading the directions and broke it 😞 #big sad #what Pokémon starter would you give me? #I need to know #Pokémon starter #it’s really funny that my selfie is about to end up on the Pokémon tumblr feed because I’m curious #I’m watching Jaiden’s nuzlocke on YouTube right now #she always makes me laugh I love her channel #anyways #please tell me what starter you’d give me or I’ll be just fine and decide myself but a little bummed about it

[rainymoodlet]

the progress of this Damn Game™️ inspiring me to create a dynamic in wickedwhims’ settings for the first time ⛓️

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #ts4 legacy #;tjol+ #sim: ivory #sim: eva #|| #this is exactly how it went fhdhs #let me tell you i’m a decent ways ahead of this in-game and a ‘no jealousy’ dynamic is SO cute #they’re all so affectionate w each other it’s precious #but yeah everyone?? everyone loves cassandra #bc of course we do #ivory said HELL YEAH BITCH GET THAT ***** 🐱 #also this was 100% an excuse to show eva in various states of undress #she’s just too hot i’m 🥵 #ivory looks so good and confident in that last cap she really us embodying all the stem energy in the workd #world too** #we love that for her #GO GET THAT PILLOW PRINCESS 👑 #sim spice /

[catgirlknighted]

Roommate Walks in on You 😳

What if you just kinda were lazily touching your cock and a roommate walks in, sees you quickly hide it away all flustered, & insists you stop hiding it immediately while sitting on the couch with you. After all if you were confident enough to just have it out for the world to see, what’s wrong with them seeing it?

Shouldn’t have had it out in the first place if you didn’t wanna get caught! Such a little pervert, give me that! Let me feel it, wow so throbby all the sudden! Now you’re leaking on my hands too? What’s wrong with you? You must be enjoying how my hands feel, perv! I think you’ll like this even more since you’re such a slut. Mmmm wow you taste great! You’re out of breath? So pathetic, make more noises for me. If my mouth feels this good you should just cum inside! Cmon loser! Fucking cum in my mouth, squirt, take responsibility for making me see your cock! Good little pervert cumming for me. Such a good little thing! Okay, see you later! 💖

#I was sitting on a couch airing my thing out & just had this thought & instantly my body reacted #roommate walking in on you fantasy real I guess o/////o #if any of my current or future roommates find this no worries I’m not gonna do this unless we talk about it before hand #I’m not going to argue with random strangers about the morals of playing pretend with my fellow adults lol #but yeah anyway this would be really hot #imagine if a roommate took advantage of you like wow 😵 #so who wants to be the special roommate? :3 tell me in the tags on replies #humiliation kink #degredation kink #slight cnc #trans cnc #exhibition kink #slight exhibitionism #not sure if this counts as that but tagging just in case #rose.txt #my writing #ns/ft trans #trans nsft #nsft trans #trans sub

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Tagged by @rewritetheending @malewifediaz @daffi-990 @lover-of-mine and @wildlife4life for tidbit tuesday! Might not get around to other tag games this week, I help run a fan work exchange in the friends at the table fandom and we’re working on matching everyone up this week, which gets complicated when you have 9+ seasons of a show not everyone has listened to all of dealing with wildly different genres and sooooo many characters people might want to make or receive art and fic about. I do love it though, a fun little puzzle for me and I’ll get to see so much cool work eventually! Check out the Secret Samol hashtag in January even if you know nothing about this podcast lol. ANYWAY here’s a little scrap of ER nurse au

“Eddie, if you want. How’s common sense treating you these days,” Eddie says, inside joke resting awkwardly on his tongue now that his usual co-conspirator in them has been dead in the ground for a year and change. I think you would have liked this guy, Shan. Your smiles match. Maybe the divorce would have gone through and you could have met him and fallen in love, and the two of you could have kept me around.

“Buck,” Buck says, laughing a little, “My friends call me Buck.” He laughs again, one big Ha. “Still haven’t found much, I guess.” He wiggles an arm out of the blanket without Eddie having to ask, presenting delicate veins with so much easy trust that Eddie wants to tell him to be more careful with himself.

@shortsighted-owl @bigfootsmom @eddiebabygirldiaz @buckactuallys @shitouttabuck @jeeyuns @homerforsure if you have anything to share

#Eddie heavily repressed voice: maybe my dead wife and this hot guy could??? keep me as a pet?????? #I won’t take up much room honest I just want to be around them #tag games #tease tidbit tuesday #we’ve got 170 participants this year! biggest turn out ever! #once more I’m telling you to listen to this weird podcast!