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kurooandkenmasslut · 2 years

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Surprise!

Kenma Kozume x Female Reader

notes: Thank you @kurapikaskinkychains for ending the debating in my head and choosing Kenma Kozume! Cute Lil drabble I did! I was thinking of this scenario for quite the longest time but didn't know if I was capable of writing it, So here we are!

kenma w/ his cute lil clips 🙇🏻‍♀️

"Kenma," You said sternly. "Yolo," Kenma said while he glanced up at you. "Get off the game, we have to go soon" "where again?" "Ugh, you know what, I'll just have to get Kuroo to steal your console again-" "Ugh fine, I'm only doing this because I only got my game yesterday from Kuroo, not to mention he scolded me saying something about 'you only live once' or something like that I wasn't really listening." You giggled. "Damn okay, get in the car anyways we're going to the shop." "Can I get apple pie and pudding again" "If that gets you up from your ass, then yes?"

As the days went by, Kenma still would get off his game. And at this point, you were getting frustrated, You even tried to call Kuroo in front of him to show him that you were serious about taking his console away from him, but unfortunately, that phone was quickly nicked off of you before even Kuroo picked up. As you were telling Kenma to get off his game another 1000th time this week you tried to think of ways to get him off the game. Apple pie, pudding, or even food in general is a no, he eats it while playing. You called Kuroo for advice & he said "Just get him something he likes maybe? He'd like a manga or something." "Bro you already know how much manga Kenma has, you stupid hoe" "Hey! I'm trying to help you here," Kuroo whined. "Kuroo Tetsurō, if you don't get down right this instant I'm going to shave all that hair of yours off!" You heard before Kuroo instantly hanged up.

As you were thinking about what Kenma would like, a light bulb suddenly lit up and you jumped off the bed "I know!" You said, clear excitement showing on your face. You got on your shoes and coat and grabbed your car keys. "Kenma I'm out for..uh food! Yeah, food!" you yelled and got a small 'okay' back. You ran to your car and put your car keys in the keyhole and turned the car on. You turned your jazzy ass music and started vibing in your seat.

BUT IF YOU DECIDE TO, I'LL RIDE IN THIS LIFE WITH YOU I WON'T LET GO TILL THE END..SO CRY TONIGHT BUT DON'T YOU LET GO OF MY HAND- Oh we're here!" You parked and got out. It was a pet shop. You went in here another day because you and your friend went in and your friend wanted a dog. You prayed to Asahi God that the cute kitten you saw was still there. It was a white kitten with black and yellow spots on it, & you thought he reminded you of Kenma. You opened the door and you went to the checkout and were met by a kind old lady. "What are you looking for, dear?" The old lady said. "I'm looking for a white kitten with yellow and black spots on him, and golden eyes?" "Ah yes, follow me," she said while heading towards a small cage.

"Here we are" The lady took the small kitten out of his cage and took him in her arms. The kitten looked about and saw you and jumped out of the lady's arms. The lady started laughing. "That wee fella didn't want to be around anyone else, he kept hissing or scratching other people. But I think you are his favorite!" She smiled as you grinned. You and the lady walked over to the checkout again. "So how much will that be?" "Oh no, you can have him for free dear" "Is that okay with you?" "Completely." "Thank you so much! I appreciate this so much." "Haha, you are alright!"

After running around in almost every shop in Tokyo, you finally got the stuff you needed for the cutie (not Kuroo or Kenma guys, the cat 🧔🏻‍♀️). You checked the time, it was currently 7:43 and you left at 3:21. You sweat dropped. 'Oh, shit Kenma's definitely going to be worried.' You turned up the radio again (sorry guys,) and started vibing in your seat again. "BUT I CRUMBLE COMPLETELY WHEN YOU CRY, IT SEEMS LIKE ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE TO GREET ME WITH GOODBYE" As cars passed you they looked at you weirdly, but you really didn't care. You were having your Y/N moment and nobody is going to stop you.

At last, you arrived surprisingly safe and it was 8:12. You looked into the cage to see the kitten still asleep which gave you a sigh of relief. You brought all the stuff that was for the kitten into the house and into the room that you and Kenma didn't use. You successfully brought the stuff in without Kenma knowing. Well, that was until now.

Kenma yawned while slowly walking downstairs. "Oh, your back. What's all this rummaging about?" He said while half-lidded eyes (HAKSDJESKDJSD 🤭) "Oh nothing, Now shoo I have a surprise for you~" "okay" He said while slowly walking back up the stairs again. You carefully brought the kitten into the house again and walked upstairs. You walked into your shared bedroom to see Kenma resting on his bed with a fluffy blanket around him. "Kenmaa.." You said, as Kenma slowly opened his eyes only to be met with a small kitten with golden sharp eyes, just like him. His eyes were widening and his jaw dropped. He was not expecting this at all.

"Surprise!"

Bonus!:

"Hey, where's all my cucumbers at-" You were cut off the moment you saw the situation that was happening right now.

Sir Kenma Kozume and your kitten had a spa in your shared room. Cucumbers on their eyes, face masks on their faces, pudding and apple pie beside Kenma, and your kitten's delicious cat food beside him. You were flabbergasted. You cleaned the house until it practically sparkled, and your boyfriend and your kitten are sitting in the bed relaxed, calmed, and at peace while you were tired, exhausted, sleepy and your body was aching.

While Kenma had cucumbers on his eyes you decided to make your move and stole his console. Let's just say when Kenma found out, he wasn't all too happy.

*★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★* 。

Notes: The songs Y/N was singing in the car were...

Hold My hand - Lady Gaga ♪

505 - Artic Monkeys ♪

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #kenma x reader #kenma headcanons #kenma imagine #kenma fluff #kenma x y/n #kenma hcs #kenma ily & ur bestie #kenma kozume #hq headcanons #hq x reader #hq x you #hq imagines #hq hcs #hq fluff #hq drabbles

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1tsnoya · 4 years

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NOYA-SENPAI - it me- your internet thirsty hours bestie 💜 Can we get headcanons on the following babies introducing their s/o to the team for the first time? -> NOYA (obvs), BOIkawa, KEN-fucking-MA, kita PLEASE MARRY ME shinsuke and the sweet sweet SWEET bokuto? PLEASE AND THANK YOU I LOVE YOU 💜💜💜

a/n: hi eden ILY<3 this is to apologize for showing you bald kuroo-

✧･ﾟgetting introduced as their s/o ✧･ﾟ headcanons

pairings: nishinoya x reader, oikawa x reader, kenma x reader, kita x reader, bokuto x reader

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* :･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

noya

→ as soon as you two started dating, he wanted to tell the vbc

→ and he did hhshsjs

→ he was always talking about you at practice, the team knew so much about you

→ noya: “guys guess what!”

→ tsukishima: “let me guess, it has to do with (y/n)?”

→ noya: “no...well actually-”

→ so one day hinata was just like “let’s meet them!”

→ noya was SO up for it, he called you right after practice to make sure that it was okay

→ you couldn’t say no, you could just hear the excitement in his voice

→ so the next day at the end of school, he bolted to meet you after your last class

→ “hi baby!” he grabbed your hand “let’s go!”

→ next thing you know, your fingers are braided together and you’re running down the hallway to go to the gym-

→ you are so out of breath by the time you get there but he’s still bursting with excitement

→ he swung the gym doors open and just shouted - “everyone!! this is (y/n) !!”

→ he was like a 5 year old showing off a toy at show and tell-

→ since he talked about you so much, the team just instantly clicked with you

→ ugh they’re just so welcoming and friendly

→ since you connected with them so quickly, they added you to the vbc groupchat and invited you to come to their next practice

→ the team just adores you probably more than they like noya HAHA

→ tanaka is 100% your and noya’s wingman

oikawa

→ okay before you, this boy would just fly through relationships

→ we know this for sure bc his nephew made fun of him 😔 heart been broke so many times-

→ anyways, so when you started dating he wanted to keep it on the downlow

→ he didn’t wanna jinx it! he just wants to see your relationship grow and last for a long time

→ even though deep down he wanted everyone to know that you were dating

→ yeah even though it was supposed to be lowkey, he put a picture of you as his lockscreen

→ being in a relationship with flattykawa, i feel like he’d definitely screenshot any snaps you send him or just in general has a lot of pictures of you on his phone

→ secret relationship my ASS- what was he expecting???

→ his mindset was “who’s gonna go through the captain’s phone?? nobody caus-”

→ WRONG. IWAIZUMI CAN AND DID THAT EXACTLY

→ it wasn’t intentional, he just wanted to check the time but then saw a new face on oikawa’s phone..

→ so he took the phone, walked up to oikawa, and just SHOWED HIM THE LOCKSCREEN

→ oikawa was just — “HSBEJGSJK GIVE ME MY PHONE WHAT AREYOU”

→ then wow no surprise here. the whole team is 👀

→ iwaizumi teases him about this-

→ and then the whole team caught on

→ so an embarrassed oikawa called you and was like “can i introduce you to the team?”

→ he was lowkey peer pressured but we’re not gonna talk about that-

→ ofc you said yes. he was literally the captain of the team how could you not-

→ and when you met them, THE WHOLE TEAM JUST FLAMED YOUR BOYFRIEND

→ at first they were all welcoming and friendly. but after a few minutes passed, they were just—sigh rip oikawa

→ he’s was blushing like crazy at his teammates telling all of these embarrassing stories of him and you were just laughing hsksh

→ anywho the team loves u and when you occasionally show up to practice, it’s always an adventure

→ iwa is ur new bestie and kyoutani/mad dog tells you that if oikawa ever does something mean to you, he’ll beat the shit out of him

kenma

→ i feel like kenma wouldn’t purposely hide your relationship, he’s just not the type to be so loud about it yk?

→ one day you texted him when he was at practice, and the nekoma vbc saw your contact name

→ “keNMA?? who’s (y/n) with a RED HEART??”

→ kenma: “my? s/o?”

→ and kuroo freaked out on him for not telling him

→ kenma: “it’s not like i was hiding it?”

→ kuroo: “BROYOU DIDNTTELL USWGAT DOYOUMEA”

→ that whole practice. everyone was just breathing down kenma’s neck

→ “what are they like???” “kenma you sly dog when’d this happen??” “when can we meet them?” “are u gonna get maaaarrrieeeed??”

→ cue annoyed and kind of blushing kenma

→ when he told you about the team finding out, he surprisingly had asked you if you wanted to meet them

→ “they’re really dumb but they’ll love you”

→ so next practice, he met up with you and walked u to the gym

→ and when you got there.. there was just SCREAMING

→ kenma: “guys back off you’re gonna scare them”

→ kuroo is basically like.. a mom. throw all that cool guy shit out of the window

→ he’s like shaking ur hand at 85 mph “kenma has told us so much about you”

→ lev: “but we just found out yester-?”

→ yaku: “just let him have his moment”

→ you become the team mom! how could u not? these boys love you too much

→ “kenma why didn’t you tell us about them earlier??!!”

→ the team is super hype whenever you show up, and when you don’t they’re all pouty — “kenma where’s (y/n) ?🥺”

→ bonus: you, kenma, lev, kuroo, and yaku all play minecraft together. boom ultimate friend group.

kita

→ i feel like kita would hide your relationship for a few months

→ he’s a bit on the more reserved side? i’m not sure how to explain it but he would want to wait to make sure your relationship is going well enough to introduce you to his friends, family, etc.

→ and since he’s the captain of the volleyball team, he definitely wanted to let some time pass before introducing you

→ this boy literally cried when he realized that he was captain. he loves them but on the downlow hhdjsh

→ a few months in, kita was at practice and atsumu was just...

→ “kita?? come on now, you’re still single?”

→ HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING LMFAO

→ “oh kitaaaa i know you hear me!”

→ kita: “hop off my dick pls❤️”

→ “nO listen i can help you out her-”

→ he thought about it for a quick second and thought that your relationship was in a good place so just flat out said “i’m seeing someone already”

→ atsumu: surprised pikachu face “wait fr FR??”

→ he was just in shock tbh LOL

→ kita’s confidence 📈📈

→ then the whole team kinda just gathered around

→ kita: “yeah. i’ve been seeing them for a few months”

→ ofc the team was happy for him. maybe a few teases here and there but yuh<3

→ atsumu was still >:O what

→ a few days passed and he had asked you if you wanted to meet the team

→ you agreed and were super pumped. he loved his team like i said earlier though, on the DOWNLOW

→ when you met them, they were very polite and respectful

→ it felt a little weird tbh SHSJJS

→ but nope here comes atsumu “have you two really been dating for so long?”

→ kita: “yes..??”

→ “oh. well, hi i’m atsumu! :) how is kita? like you know-?”

→ he teases you two about dating but is rooting for it

→ the first time meeting everyone was a little awkward but then everyone warmed up to you

→ like they became used to you coming to practice and would occasionally ask kita “how’s (y/n)?”

→ basically, you help kita with his captain duties and the team really appreciates you <3

bokuto

→ being captain, the team is like his family

→ so it’s barely a few days into your relationship and he’s like “you should come to one of our practices!!”

→ and he’s bouncing up and down as he mentions it

→ “i’ll show you all of my cool moves-OH you can see how we do this thing ca-”

→ yeahhh you couldn’t say no

→ the team didn’t even know he was dating someone, he wanted to surprise everyone

→ so when you randomly showed up to practice with your bf, they were just “??? bokuto who is this ???”

→ there were stars in his eyes and he had this huge smile, “MY S/O! :DD”

→ the team is very welcoming. they’re just caught off guard because they’re lowkey thinking “how did bokuto manage to hop into a relationship he’s basically a baby-”

→ they’re a little quiet at first but then warm up to you. then it’s just wild

→ well bokuto gets wild..

→ bokuto: “HEY HEY- (Y/N) DID YOU SEE THAT?”

→ he 100% goes tryhard for you

→ the team notices this.. THEY TEASE HIM

→ they wouldn’t stop so he went into emo mode for a few minutes

→ you: “is he?? okay??”

→ akaashi: “oh yeah, he gets like this. bokuto weakness #7-”

→ akaashi lowkey becomes your wingman even though he denies it

→ he teaches you whatever ‘weaknesses’ bokuto has that you might need to know

→ bokuto also talks to akaashi about you a lot after you meet so you become besties at practices

→ if he starts acting like a baby while playing a match, you know how to calm him down or cheer him up

→ and then he plays 10x better

→ but yeah the team really likes you because you know how to control bokuto hsjsjhs

→ when bokuto adds you to the vbc groupchat, that’s when you become good friends with the team

→ like it’ll occasionally blow up at midnight when you send a tiktok lol

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frogtanii · 3 years

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It’s wind anon! (Imagine me as the screeching seagull meme) just pushing through the week. Getting the test out of my mind—it just sucks because there’s always this one test that I completely mess up on—and as someone who has to deal with all honors classes and my grades tend to be good, every time I fail to meet up to expectations my stress skyrockets. (Imagine a world where grades don’t matter and school is learning based rather than mark based...) Family pressures too—okay, wind anon is done ranting.

The update! The drama—I was there the moment it updated and I saw the comments rush in and I was laughing real hard.

But my reaction to the update!

Osamu POV :0!!! The insecurity... “all it did was remind him that he was alone”— I empathize because gosh, that is so real.

The attachment to Meiko though... his emotional state is on a very unstable tightrope. “Osamu had Meiko and he used to have Daichi and Iwaizumi...” that entire section has all my red flags raised. He’s going to completely break when everything comes out.

The loud clang startled me though. I was like “!!!” But it was our YN! Our kind, wonderful YN!! Trying to get snacks wwwwww.

Osamu thinking YN is cute :0 I be having a lot of thoughts about that but him squishing it down is fair. He considers himself to be in a committed relationship (though Meiko does not reciprocate and I am ready to fight regarding that) but I can respect his devotion (even if it is very misguided).

But. “After all, you were the reason Atsumu hated him now and never spoke to him anymore.” My gosh. What do I even say about this? Because the blame is entirely thrown off. I mean, you mentioned before Atsumu had a specific reason for believing in you over Meiko so I’m still waiting for that but Osamu is thinking something wrong but it’s a human action. It’s so easy to blame people to make yourself feel better. And your brain can do it without you realizing the depths of what has been thought.

Osamu being angry (!!!) and being a complete utter douche. YN literally just wanted a bag of chips and you’re here, crowding them in the pantry and being hostile. I don’t have much to say about it because he realized his mistake but by then he already stressed YN really badly and I am...(long sigh).

Atsumu to the rescue. We appreciate Atsumu very very much in this house. It really sucks that Osamu and Atsumu are confronting like this—I mean, Atsumu has been fighting a bit and Osamu had not really been listening to Atsumu on his own end prior to this confrontation so I’m...exhausted and a bit sad in the “It can’t be helped” kind of way.

“Osamu allowed him to, too in shock and ashamed to protest, much less fight back.” It couldn’t be helped considering how everything developed but...it still hurts my chest a bit, y’know? And then Osamu tries to apologize and I’m ready (so so ready) for them to communicate because they desperately need to—

But then Meiko comes in (I am...ready to throw stuff at her. Lots of stuff. Packing peanuts. All squeaky and annoying and bad for the environment just like she is—or something like that, I dunno, I’m half dead because I’m dealing with cramps rn) and all my wishes for them to finally have that much needed conversation where Osamu can finally break down and cry—all my wishes are turned to ash like.

(Angry Wind anon noises)

Meiko rubbing her makeup all over Osamu’s shirt like he is a rag. What in the... And her 4 inch heels please, I cannot, why, I can’t deal with this, I can’t, don’t make me get close to her because I’m like Yachi (stressed out of my mind). Please don’t do this to me. But yeah, Meiko with her poor makeup that doesn’t stay on her face. What the heck....

And Meiko’s scent... gross. Like, brown sugar, cute, nice, baked goods do smell really nice, (ever add a bunch of vanilla extract to a recipe? It like, perfumes around everywhere, it’s insane and wonderful) but chances are (because it’s Meiko), it’s overbearingly sweet. Chinese food (I do not trust her taste in Chinese food to be frank), I happen to come from a Chinese family, I have Chinese food for dinner like everyday, it would take a lot to be able to get that sort of scent on you. And I do mean a lot. And hairspray??? Chemical? I do not,,, I,,, Osamu, why would you breathe that in? It’s gonna be real bad for your lungs? And we already know Meiko smokes as well—your lung health, please value it—

And then the Suna entrance. Wonderfully done fr0ggy!

Final thoughts, I am very much projecting onto Yachi rn. Yachi has been in the house for less than a week and she already has to deal with this. The company should give her a raise. My gosh.

Anyway, might as well do a thoughts/headcanon thing because it’s been a while and my mind is still on gem/jewel stuff (so hope you don’t mind!)

Okay, so Kenma I think would go with a warm colored gemstone, and citrine would work well with him! “Protection against evil thoughts” because we know Meiko has ramped up is insecurity and lowered his self-esteem.

I mentioned this before last time but Sakusa is definitely onyx. That black is iconic, and “sharpening wit” would make sense with his grace for word play and snark.

Akaashi is an interesting one...I think sapphire. I mean, sapphire can have many colors besides the classic dark blue, so that’s one thing, but it’s known for “loyalty and a pledge of trust” which Akaashi gave. I think it’s suitable for him.

Suga...initially I was thinking pearl would match him in terms of appearance, but actually looking at my reference, turquoise would work really really well with him. “Protect from evil, maintain virtue, bring good luck”. Would work well.

For Atsumu and Osamu I wanted something that could represent their duality. My first thought was gold and silver. I mean, it’d fit in terms of appearance but I’m not sure that would be the best comparison. Gold doesn’t rust so it fits Atsumu who never fell for Meiko’s tricks. Silver has been said to vanquish dark/evil beings (vampires, werewolves, the classic silver bullets and stakes). It would be interesting to see if the comparison will apply to today’s update :D!

I like how my brain shut off and couldn’t remember anyone else for a second—anyway, Oikawa... every time I think of him, I want some hue of blue wwww. I guess Aquamarine “soothing influence” would work. Since he joined YN’s side, he has been able to see the big picture and be a voice of reason. He’s thoughtful and I think aquamarine which encourages long relationships is suitable because that is what he wanted. So yes, aquamarine.

Bokuto...is a tough one. I’m trying to still keep with their color schemes a bit. I think carnelian would work. “Health, luck, bold energy, warmth, joy”—it would represent him fine. It’s a bit more orange than I would prefer but it suits him so I think it’s okay.

Iwaizumi... emerald? I mean, he does suit green tones, and “rebirth, regeneration, new hope” would work just fine for him.

Right now my brain is complete mush and I can’t think of anything for Kuroo and Daichi. Like, Kuroo would be red, sure, but the more famous ruby/garnet I think don’t represent him fully because he is still rather contained. Hmm, would need to think about them more.

But I’d like your thoughts on this too :D!!

I wanna do something suitable for all colors for YN, so opal! YN has many different parts and colors and is overall a very vivid person—if you tilt opal, you see more and more faces and things underneath being brought into your eyes. YN may be seen from many different perspectives, but YN is always beautiful and amazing. So opal is what I think YN would be.

Anyway, I’ll end here :D! Need to eat lunch. Much love towards you fr0ggy! Make sure you eat and rest up too~ drink some water or any other fluid to hydrate! And keep warm too. Much love to all the fans and supporters and ask senders too! It’s really awesome seeing and hearing from all of you and seeing new faces with the old. Love the excitement and points you all bring up—makes my brain happy.

MAJDKD I NEED TO POST THE NEW CHAPTER BUT I HAD TO RESPOND TO THIS FIRST BESTIE ILY N I LOVE TUIS — I AM OBSESSED W THE CRYSTAL (??) STUFF??? IVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT BUT I THINK YOIVE EXPLAINED EACH GEM N WHY SO BEAUTIFULLY I AM IN LOVE W U KITH KITH UR SO LOVELY HAVE AN AMAZING DAY (sending u good vibes n anti-stress love >333)

#j’s asks #anons babey #℗ poker face #wind anon

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okk9tsu · 3 years

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Ship your moots!!

i actually didn't expect to be sent one of these AHAHHA ty for indulging in my moots self ships cause man do i have a lot to say @ the person who sent this <3 ure so hot for that yeah

note : not in any particular order !! i'm sorry to the people i've missed, all ur guys' selfships are hawt yeah and it's all canon 💯💯 i'm sorry for not answering asks, i was writing this 😖

#MILA&KUROO : i have never shipped anyone with kuroo as much as i do with mila </3 they just ... fit so well guys idk how to explain it 😞😖 their dynamics is just :((( i love it sm and her interactions with her kuroo anon? everytime i see it in my dash i ship them even more 😿☝ she wrote this drabble with kuroo and it rlly shows their dynamics <3 [ @tetsusaki ]

#VAL%ATSUMU&SUNA : BEFORE SHE EVEN STARTED SELFSHIPPING W/ ATSUMU I ALRDY SHIPPED THEM TGT FR PLS THEY WOULD LOOK SOO GOOD TOGETHER HELLO !!! SHE LOOKS SO GOOD WITH THEM AND THEIR DYNAMICS TOO PLS </3 atsuval and rinval's vibes are so attractive and yeah idk how to explain it but i love her selfships 😿😿☝💯 [ @sunakissses ]

#SAMMIE%EREN&ATSUMU+SEMI+BOKUTO : idk much abt eren since ion watch aot and only watched s1 in 2016 😭 but now im just programmed to ship sammie with eren with the amount of renmie posts i've seen 😭 they're a hawt couple yes <3 ALONG WITH ATSUMU, SEMI & BOKUTO PLS THIS BITCH HAS SM SELFSHIPS AND I SHIP THEM W/ ALL OF THEM CAUSE THEY JUST . FIT YKNOW [ @erensluv ]

#TRICIA%KOMORI&AKAASHI : LMAO PLS THEYRE THE ONLY ONES THAT WOULD BE ABLE TO KEEP THIS BITCH ON HER FEET <//3 komori is given but like . akaashi?? LISTEN OK,,, SHE JUST LOOKS GOOD W/ HIM SM. THESE TWO MEN ARE THE ONLY MEN THAT WOULD TREAT HER RIGHT 😩😩 !!! tricia : men are shit,,,,but these two,,, they're alright 👍👍 (+ her jjk boys 😹😹) [ @dearsukuna ]

#JESS&KEI : WE ALWAYS TALK ABT OUR SELFSHIPS W/ EACH OTHER AND NOW IM JUST . THEY LIVE ON MY MIND RENT FREE PLS 😣😣😞☝ ate jess would always joe about liking guys that dont care about her but i genuinely think that kei would be so soft and so caring with her in his own tsukishima kei way yknow?? would scold her, and hold playful bickering sessions with her AND WOULD GET MATCHING DINO PLUSHIES W/ HER WHJDSJNS <//3 cuties :((( [ @keitoshi ]

#ZURA&KIYOOMI : my rich parents yes they are my rich parents that go traveling every month and would either bring us along or would leave us to come back with many presents </3 PLSSS ZURA IS KIYOOMI'S PRINCEX AND MY BRAIN IS JUST PROGRAMED TO THINK THAT WAY 😣 i love their dynamics a lot, love seeing zura's selfships post witb kiyoomi, they just hit different wow such a hot couple. they just bring out a side from kiyoomi that no one has ever seen <3 [ @omisluvr ]

#MYRA&KENMA : PLS i associate myra with kenma so much and vice versa <//3 u know how kenma has a soft spot with shoyo right?? YEAH HE'S LIKE THAT WITH MYRA. MYRA JUST ELICITS THIS NEW SIDE OF KENMA THAT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE AND MAKES KENMA ALIVE(??) IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT BUT YEAH 😖😖 kenma would spoil them sm and would help w/ genshin 😩 [ @zenmaki ]

#SOPHIA&KEI : THEYRE ENEMIES TO LOVERS TROPE OR STILL ENEMIES EVEN WHILE LOVERS PLSSSS would insult & bully each other lovingly and i LOVE that for us sophtsukki stannies yes 😿💯</3 but there are also moments where they can be soft with each other n stuff :(( random but whenever i think of these two, i think of strawberry cake 😭 [ @sophiashortcake ]

#TINA&SUNA : in my head, she is sunarin's angel and no one else can make me think otherwise 😁 !!! they might come off as intimidating with how good looking they both are and how they look so good tht and aesthetic but their vibes guys. i love it vv hawt couple n they would get matching pretty rings w/ each other yes omg [ @lovesunas ]

#WID&SUGA : CUTIES !!! THEY ARE JUST SWEETHEARTS I LOVE THEIR VIBES THEY'RE LIKE THAT SWEET, SOFT COUPLE :(((( would give just good vibes. THEY HAVE THAT GOOD AND POSITIVE VIBES THAT IF U EVER TALK TO THEM, U'D GET A LIL SEROTONIN BOOST :((( and ur heart will feel lighter n stuff aHh <//3 [ @catchmewiddershins ]

THESE ARE ALL SO LONG AND MANY AND IM SORRY TO THE ONES I DIDNT MENTION 😿:((( ITS GONNA GET TOO LONG AND IM JUST SO . TALKATIVE <//3 BUT HERE ARE THE RUNNER UPS !!!

@blooody-inspired & atsumu (ily my fellow atsumu lover bestie) but also akaashi??, @softieynnie & ishikawa (YES JUST YES PLS I SAW UR RECENT POST ABT ISHIKAWA U GUYS WOULD BE SO CUE :(( ), @kawaiinishii & shirabu (imagine coworkers in the medical field au ... omg) @kozutenshi & kita (IM SORRY TO KENMA BUT U AND KITA ARE JUST 💯💯<//3) @hajimine & bokuto + iwa (JUST LOOK AT THEIR INTERACTIONS WITH BO AND IWA ANON PLS I SHIP LEX WITH THESE 2 SM <//3), @soranihimawari & iwa, @sunasbabie & suna + sachiro and @velvetfireworks & osamu + suna ( IMAGINE HOW POWERFUL U GUYS WOULD BE OF U GUYS ARE LIKE IN A POLY )

#MY GOD THIS IS SO LONG #IM SORRY IF U GUYS DIDNT WANNA BE TAGGED <//3 #head is fried now #MANY IF NOT ALL OF THESE ARE SELFSHIPS BUT WHO CARES U GUYS FIT EACH OTHER WELL EITHER WAY #LOVE MAILS! 💌

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