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nat-20s · 2 years
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Top 5 Martin Blackwood character trait is that every time he meets a rich shitty bitch he goes "hmm. I'm gonna fuck up that old man."
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pechrpeach · 5 months
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“The moon will sing a song for me
I loved you like the sun”
[follow my twitter?]
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pick-a-lane · 20 days
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BAHAHHA GUYS LOOK
so for a friends birthday I was at an escape room based off of a russian nuclear bunker during the cold war and we had to investigate suspects for who caused a potential missle launch and LOOK. YOU WANNA KNOW WHO THEY PUT FOR ONE OF THE IMAGES OF THE RUSSIAN CRIMINALS??
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CAPTAIN JOHN FUCKING PRICE
I was literally laughing my ass off when I found this. I went to find the og photo cause the lighting was bad but you guys see??? SEE?? this is so hilarious to me. I sat giggling there for ten minutes after because they turned him into a “arms dealer and gambler” named Ivan.
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blended-ice · 1 year
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Making Gyoza
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some-internet-stranger · 10 months
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No rollercoaster for these two🥲
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appledaddyisbae · 3 months
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can't get enough of you baby ~
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kingdaddydaichi · 3 months
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WHEN HE GOES FERAL OVER YOUR SCENT ✮⋆˙ ft. daichi sawamura x f!reader
✮⋆˙ warnings/notes: nsfw. MDNI. oral (f. rcv'ing). (implied) squirting. 850-ish words. the way i had to take my socks off while writing this bc it got so hot all of a sudden idk why?? i had to cover my mouth while editing to muffle all the funny noises that kept spilling out without warning.
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DAICHI goes absolutely feral when he smells you...
you’ve been making out for a few minutes when your boyfriend pushes your shirt up and pulls your bra down, letting your tit spill out into his warm, waiting hand before lowering his mouth to your nipple. it quickly buds against his tongue, a soft gasp escaping you as you watch his lips wrap around it, a light blush dusting the tops of daichi’s cheeks when they hollow to suckle at your breast.
his breath is hot against your skin as he travels further south, down down down until his face is just a couple of inches away from your heat. he’s been such a gentleman up to this point, slow and tender. but when his slow hands spread your thighs apart, he catches your scent and fwoohf - his carnal switch flips and a pearl of precum wets his underwear as something inside him snaps.
you yelp at the sheer force when he tugs your bottoms off, your sopping wet panties included, his urgent strength lifting your hips off the bed. your legs, which he’d yanked straight up into the air, fall back down, gracing his shoulders and you swear you hear him growl. he’s breathing you in, tasting your flavor on the back of his tongue before he’s even licked you. 
“you- the way you smell…” there's an edge to his voice that makes you shiver.
before you have a chance to feel self-conscious about his words, daichi’s tongue is eagerly lapping at your inner thighs. you try sitting up to watch him but fall back against the pillow again with a loud sigh when his hungry mouth finds your folds and he begins to feed.
his hot, wet tongue darts out of his mouth to prod at your swollen clit before running the length of your entire slit. your hands shake as your fingers curl into his short, brown hair. he dips his tongue into your tight hole, moaning against you when he tastes the source of your scent. his wet muscle pulls out and abandons your opening, but your desperate whine leans into one of sheer pleasure when his thick fingertip pushes past your rim while his tongue swipes its way back up to suckle at your clit. your trembling thighs close around his head as his finger sinks deeper inside you, massaging your soft, slippery walls. daichi’s breath is hot and damp on your cunt when he groans, his deep voice sending delicious vibrations through your whole body as he rolls your clit around the tip of his tongue. he’s savoring you, his thick cock straining painfully against the mattress as he drinks you down. “oh fuck, hhhn~” his lips form a seal around your clit and he begins to suck in earnest, the suction drawing your hard bud into his mouth, rubbing it against the tastebuds on his pulsing tongue. “dai- i’m- hah~”
he adds a second finger, curling both of them inside you, finding that rough sweet spot that makes your hips jerk, stretching you, preparing you for his uncompromising girth. he doesn’t even realize he’s rutting his hips into the bed, his deep groans tumbling into you. his nose is buried in your mound as he devours your cunt, breathing in more of your feminine musk like a man starved for air.
“oh god, please…daichi!” a million fires blaze inside you all at once and you feel a warm release as your walls convulse around his finger. you fill your lover’s mouth, his eyes closed and brow furrowed in determination to swallow every last drop of you. it’s what he’s worked so hard for, what he’s wanted - no, needed - so badly this whole time.
daichi releases you with a wet slurp, his chin shiny with your slick. he raises to his knees between your legs, watching you. you've never before seen his eyes so fierce. he peels his shirt off, leaving his torso naked. your eyes could appreciate so many things: the small patch of hair on his broad heaving chest, his strong abs and sculpted v-line, the trail of dark hair that disappears somewhere below the waistline of his pants. but what they settle on is daichi’s hands unbuckling his belt and working his pants open.
you reach out to touch the strained bulge in his boxers, the darker skin within peeking through the hole. he sighs and watches open-mouthed as you pull his rigid cock out, stroking the warm, silky skin over his rock hard shaft, wrapping your legs around his waist and digging your heels into the thick muscle of his butt to urge him closer.
he pushes his underwear down, his meaty penis disappearing inside his boxers again before springing out over the waistband. he’s so painfully hard, his tip an angry shade of red as he towers over you, strong arms caging you in with your legs spread before him, so welcoming. 
“need to fuck you,” he slurs, pussy drunk and feral. “need to fill you up…”
"take it, dai. take what you need. s'all yours, baby~"
your walls flutter in anticipation when he guides his precum-slicked cockhead to your slit, rubbing it between your slippery folds, getting himself as wet as possible before pushing his blunt tip through your tight ring of muscle. he sinks in slowly with a long guttural growl, relief washing over him with every satiating inch.
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daichi m.list ✮⋆˙ haikyuu m.list
✮⋆˙ thank you for reading. i hope you enjoyed reading this as much as i did writing it. 18+ reblogs/comments/follows/likes always welcome and appreciated !!
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ventique18 · 8 months
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Oh my god!!! OH MY GOD!!
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melodious-tear · 9 months
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Scorpy 🖤
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jazeswhbhaven · 4 months
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King Headcanons 2 (extended): The Best?
Ppyong: Aye! MC I've noticed you haven't asked who is the best in bed, aye! *flies around happily* Mammon: Silly red lump devil...it's because they know who it is Everyone (except Lucifer): Me! Lucifer: *smiles* Well then. Satan: Ha! You lot are mistaken. MC will settle this. *stares at them* It's me, right? Mammon: Nonsense, my master clearly will say it's me. Beelzebub: You know I said me...but I can't even remember if we've done it or not....*stares into space* Leviathan: This is idiotic. We know the answer, MC, just say it's me so we can end this. MC: Uh....I'm not answering that...*turns to walk away quickly with all the kings following them* Satan: MC, where are you going? Tell them it's me. Mammon: Master? Levithan: Why are you running away? Just tell them already. Beelzebub: Hey do you know when we did it MC? I honestly can't remember... Lucifer: *slowly walks behind the bantering kings* Ha. This is great.
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markmarcmarck · 5 months
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davidtennan-t · 11 days
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Happy 53rd Birthday David Tennant ❤️
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diabloku · 29 days
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her dressing gown is too big for him 😔
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A little phone doodle I made cause lately I've been very busy with IRL stuff.
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loveexpelrevolt · 2 months
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harry + living his best life 💅🏻
RESIDENT ALIEN 3.03 | "141 Seconds"
+ bonus:
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cyber-corp · 7 months
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I feel bad that Americans are unaware of honeycomb chocolate, and not even in a smug superiority way.
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I absolutely know they would love this if they tried it
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kingdaddydaichi · 4 months
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WHEN HE WEARS NOTHING BUT A TOWEL
.ೃ࿔*:・ PAIRING: husband!daichi sawamura x f!reader
.ೃ࿔*:・ WC: 1.2k
.ೃ࿔*:・ WARNINGS/NOTES: nsfw. MDNI. oral (f. rec). bathroom sex. creampie. is there anything sexier than a fine looking man stepping out of a hot shower? maybe, but rn my head is filled with images of daichi in a steamy bathroom with wet hair and nothing on but a low-hanging towel so that's what you're getting. GODSSSS he's so fucking KKGHKLHGLN. being as handsome as he is should be a crime so i can make a citizen's arrest and restrain him. DAMN, it feels good to write for my hq hubby again.
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your husband steps out of the shower, the pristine white towel hanging low on his hips, contrasting perfectly with his darker skin as a plume of steam follows him out the door. daichi's skin is moist all over, his fingers running through his short, dark brown hair. those big brown eyes narrowing slightly and his lips curving into a sly, crooked grin when he sees you ogling him. a bead of water trails from his chest and down his abs, bringing your attention to the trail of black hair leading from his navel to the top of the towel. there’s also a small patch of hair between his pecs, but what really draws your eye is the mouth-watering bulge just beneath the towel. even before he’s hard you can appreciate just how big he is. his shape is pressing against the soft cotton, making you mindlessly lick your lips.
“you look like you’re going to eat me,” he teases with his knowing smirk that always makes him look even more handsome, especially with his wet, tousled hair.
“i just might…” you say, biting your lip and making his smile widen.
prying your eyes from the protrusion that hangs just beneath his towel, you saunter towards him with a devilish grin to match his before placing your hands just above his hips. despite the heat that soaks his skin, goosebumps form under your soft touch and his cock twitches when he leans down to press a slow, tender kiss on your lips.
“feeling a little cock hungry, hm?” he mutters playfully.
“can’t help it,” you say with a slight whine that goes straight to his member. wrapping your arms around his neck to pull him closer, you continue, “it’s your fault for looking so tasty…”
“i think i might have something that’ll fill you up,” he whispers.
your smiles touch again, but this kiss lingers and suddenly it feels much warmer in the steamy bathroom. daichi’s tongue teases the seam of your lips and you gladly bid him welcome. a muffled groan rumbles in his chest and he pulls you closer, the masculine scent of his shower gel washing over you as his strong hands slide down to your ass, giving it a firm squeeze when you feel his semi press against your lower belly. 
you roll your hips, rubbing against him as your mouths move together, his cock getting harder by the second. daichi catches you off guard, making you yelp in surprise when he suddenly picks you up and sits you down on the counter behind you. a couple of items get knocked over when he yanks your open legs towards him.
“mmm…so forceful. looks like i’m not the only one who’s hungry…” you say pointedly, glancing down at the shape of his cockhead straining against the towel as your fingers play at the edge of the soft barrier.
daichi is taking you in, his darkened brown eyes roaming your body when he gathers the hem of your shirt and pulls it off you. “hard not to be when you whet my appetite like this.” he reaches for your waistband and you lift your butt to let him work your bottoms off. your hands explore his broad chest as he squeezes the fat of your thighs, your kisses growing more and more urgent. your husband’s lips travel down your neck while he slips a gentle finger between your folds, making you groan with pleasure. 
“already so wet and sensitive for me…” his lips continue blazing a trail down towards your core before slowly sucking a bruise on your inner thigh.
“it’s what you do to m-” your ability to speak ends there with a gasp and your eyes roll back when daichi tongues your clit. no one has ever eaten your pussy like your husband does. the way he swirls his wet muscle around your tiny bud as he works a thick finger inside you, thrusting slowly while rubbing that spot he knows like the back of his own hand; the way he closes his lips around your clit and sucks you in has your legs trembling. 
he can feel you getting tighter around his finger as your fist clenches in his damp, messy hair, making him moan against your cunt, the vibration nearly sending you but he pulls off before you’re too far gone. he smirks when you whine at the loss of him but he’s still fingering you when he claims your mouth again.
“dai~” you pant as you reach for the towel, hands frantic and blind, but you manage to find where it’s tucked into itself and pull. the thing falls to the floor, pooling around daichi’s bare feet as his cock springs into your hand, the tip dark red and leaking.
you don’t have to say anything else. he already knows by the pitiful whimper in your voice and the way your hand is trembling as you stroke him. he lets you line him up to your needy hole, swearing under your breath at the stretch when his thick cockhead spreads you wide. he puts his hands on your hips and watches his tip disappear inside you, an open-mouth moan escaping him as your wet heat envelopes him, so tight and velvety soft. so slick and ready for him that he fills you up carefully and completely, pushing all the way inside you in one slow thrust. a groan rumbles in his throat as he retreats just enough to be able to thrust into you again and again.
with one of your hands planted behind you and the other wrapped around the back of his neck, you watch through lust-laden eyes as daichi’s body moves. he rubs your clit in tiny circles with his thumb while his other hand holds your thigh close to his waist. dark chocolate eyes stare right back into yours as he fucks into you, making love to your very soul. the way your succulent walls pull him back in with every heavy drag of his cock has him panting through parted lips, his pace quickening until the lewd slaps of wet skin echo around the bathroom walls. 
this angle, this pace, the flicking of his fingertip over your hard clit; the sound of his quiet grunts and his warm voice when he tells you he’s close - in this moment you live and breathe daichi sawamura. it all goes straight to your core all at once, your hips pitch and your thighs tighten against his undulating hips. 
“that’s it, cum for me, sweetheart…” 
his command sends you over the edge. your face twists in sheer pleasure as heat sears through your womb, eyes squeezed shut as you cry out his name. 
“fuck,” daich hisses through gritted teeth, thrusting so deep inside you until there’s nowhere left to go, but his hips rock and rut into you harder as his balls tighten closer to his body. he stifles a whine in his throat as his white hot seed erupts from his slit, hips twitching and his cock throbbing even after he’s fully spent himself inside you. 
you pull him to your lips, his eyes closed and face relaxed, and he kisses you back lazily as you both catch your breaths, checking in with each other in hushed tones and whispering sweet 'i love you's. when his softened cock slips out of you, his thick cum leaks from your cream-filled cunt, dripping and pooling onto the steamy countertop below.
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DAICHI M.LIST || HAIKYUU M.LIST
thank you for reading! if you enjoyed and you're 18+, please consider liking, reblogging, commenting, and/or following! i appreciate y'all's support more than y'all know. ♡ if you'd like to be added to my daichi taglist, please comment/reply, dm me, or send me an ask (must be 18+ and have your age on your blog). fair warning: i haven't been posting here regularly but i really want to do better about that bc i love daichi, you guys, and this blog with all my heart!
.ೃ࿔*:・ taglist: @chaoskrakenuwu ✮ @yuujispinkhair ✮ @luvkun4 ✮ @briokayama ✮ @mrs-sawamura ✮ @heroesfan101 ✮ @millenialfanfictionaddiction ✮ @lanaxians-2 ✮ @anejuuuuoy ✮ @darthferbert ✮ @hannas16 ✮ @cookiesandmilksx ✮ @maexc ✮ @strawbmarma ✮ @patheticliesblog ✮ @lomons ✮ if any of you don't want to be tagged in my daichi stuff anymore, pls lmk. it won't hurt my feelings; ik it's been a while, i'm working off a really old taglist, your tastes/interests may have changed, and i don't wanna be intrusive/annoying.
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