#like i dont generally flirt outside of relationships

[orcelito]

When I went to the store yesterday I overheard a girl behind the counter lamenting about how hard it is to flirt with girls bc if u compliment them they just think ur being nice and it's just like. Girl, mood

#speculation nation #like i dont generally flirt outside of relationships #im just alluring enough that people like me anyways. Somehow. #perhaps it is my general silliness. or my penchant for being excessively verbose (online) who knows #really tho i have trouble talking too much irl. if i get to rambling i WILL have a sore throat #and yet. im so talkative here. #all the words going out thru my fingers bc that is quick and easy #but talking is soo hard :( #to be fair i was like.next to nonberbal as a kid. maybe that made my vocal chords weak or smth. who knows.

[ravenbloodshot]

Beomgyu- TxT....Insecurities vs. Confidences

Insecurities

He may be the type to argue with his friends or his members and get angry with them, then feel very insecure about how warranted his anger really was. Even when he is rightfully angry with someone and fights with them, later when the heat dies down he's left with his thoughts and their not that kind to him. He can think things like "why couldn't you just keep it together, huh? You always do this dumb shit". And like I said, he could have a pretty good reason to be angry in the first place but he still ends up feeling guilty

His anger scares him. I feel like Beomgyu may genuinely pity ppl that is at the receiving end of his temper (and not in a egotistical way of "you dont want to fuck with me" way but in a serious/deep pity for those who face him in that state of rage). I don't think he would even want to fight with him.

He's insecure about his musical talents and just his taste in music in general. He may question how much worth he personally brings to the group, this insecurity becomes heightened during times he has fewer lines in TxT songs. He may not think he gives much to the fans for them to like him so he may even question why he has solo stans.

Beomgyu has two sides to him, light and dark. He's VERY afraid of his dark side. He has a bit of a undercover sadistic side (not anything too extreme), where he may enjoy seeing others in pain or in a pitiful state where they resort to begging him for something. Later, he wants to be the one who saves the person and puts them out if their misery but the initial state of them being in a vulnerable state brings him a kind of pleasure he doesn't like to acknowledge or face head on. He would even lower his standards for the type of person he would befriend or date just based off of this undercover enjoyment.

He's insecure about speaking English. He may be uncomfortable interacting with foreigners as well

Remember when I mention his little sadist desires. I'm seeing that he fears his sexual preferences and desires just in general, his lust scares him.

Confidences

He's confident in his looks, he enjoys being seen as a 'pretty boy'. He thinks the androgynous aesthetic suits him and he likes when the fans compliment him on his looks. He may like his youth as well, sees it as something to be confident about.

He may particularly like his eyes + eyelashes. Reminds me of when Jessi complimented him on his long, pretty eyelashes and he was blushing, acting all flattered

He's confident when he acts nurturing towards others. He's very motherly and fatherly so I definitely think he could love to care for children and animals. (He could really have a deep desire to become a father).

He enjoys his role in the group as the witty and funny guy that could laugh at himself and his members but still take care of everyone. Like, if you fell, he would be the type to help you up and make sure your okay then proceed to clown you for the rest of your life

He's secure enough within himself to be affectionate with other men.

He can become more confident and just plain happy/cheerful when he's in nature (outside). He could feel anxious at times so I think a cool breeze could help clear his mind and make him feel better.

In relationships (unlike Hyunjin and Yeosang) he's confident in his ability to flirt, seduce and entice his love interest. He could really come alive when stalking put a potential lover and give chase if they play hard to get. (He's confident in his romantic chasing abilities and he likely enjoys doing it as well)

He's sure about not letting past relationships interfere with future ones. He knows that just because it didn't work out in the past doesn't mean that'll be a constant in the future

#kpop readings #kpop #kpop tarot #pisces sun #beomgyu #txt beomgyu #txt #tomorrow by together #txt tarot

[bishipsaremyships]

random character rant?

Kujou Sara deserves so much more love than she got, by both Mihoyo and the fandom at large. In most fanworks, Sara is reduced to either being just "an awkward potato uwu" for shipping purposes or the mean antagonistic lesbian if you need a villain. Her single consistant trait in canon is her undying loyalty to the Raiden Shogun.

Sara is so much more than that! Yes, she's loyal to the Shogun to a deathly fault, but it isn't her entire personality!

Does Ganyu get reduced down to her extreme loyalty to Rex Lapis? A little, yes, but not anywhere close to how Sara is! Ganyu gets to exist outside of her loyalty to Rex Lapis. Through her, we get to view the difference in culture of the Adepti and the culture of humanity. Ganyu has her relationships and interactions outside of her dedication to her god. Sara doesn't get that. We dont get to view any difference in culture between youkai and humanity. Sara doesnt get to have relationships outside of her dedication as the Raiden Shogun's general.

Sara is stuck in this box, always an extension of her god's will. She supposedly owes her very life to the Shogun due to her Vision. Sara has been conditioned from the very start of her human life to dedicate her everything to the Shogun's will. And let me be clear, this not Ei/Shogun anti stuff, I very much enjoy Ei and her story. But I wish that Sara's life didnt have to revolve one hundred percent around her god.

For the whole "awkward potato uwu" thing, I hate that. It's a thing I've noticed primarily in Kokosara fanworks (again, no hate on Kokosara, it's an amazing dynamic). But that is where I've mostly noticed this trend personally. Sara is portrayed as completely emotionally inept who gets flustered over the smallest things and is this "sweet innocent summer child". What? Huh? Kujou Sara? I refuse to believe she would get flustered oh-so-easily. She is a daughter of the Kujou clan, it is most likely there were people who attempted to court her because she is a noble lady! She knows about sex and flirting and shit. She's emotionally stunted because Takayuki is a bitch, she's not completely inept. She's the kind of person to completely dead face say the raunchiest things and continue on like nothing happened. She's not stupid.

I just. I can't get all my thoughts about Sara into complete words, so forgive me if I come off as harsh, that is not my intention. But gods above, I would kill for this woman.

#thanks a bunch for the ask! #heathblind #bee's tag #genshin impact #kujou sara

[dimepdf]

SECRET RELATIONSHIP. + THE BATGANG

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summary. the batman gang but you're in a low-key relationship with them.

author's note. more bat-gang brainrot. all I can do is rewatch the same silly little movie and kick my feet in the air while gigging like a schoolgirl until another silly musty male appears in my life.

pairing. riddler x reader, batman x reader, joker x reader

warnings. angst, fluff, language, mature theme, violence, sadistic joker, emo bruce, soft edward, minor sexual theme, unhealthy relationship, mentions of exhibitionism | - feedback is always welcomed & dont forget to reblog 💙 800+ w.c.

BRUCE!

Bruce, honestly, with having to juggle his personal life and his alter ego, doesn't necessarily forget about you, but the plans that you two make together do sometimes slip his mind, not on purpose, though he's just a really busy man.

When you first proposed the idea of you two being romantic on the low, he was pretty understanding of the whole idea; he's Gotham’s most famous bachelor. Do you honestly think he hasn't kept a couple of secrets from the media spotlight?

Though he's really good at keeping your relationship lowkey, he does get very uncomfortable seeing someone trying to flirt with you. He looks even more depressed and gloomy watching you chat freely with a guy who's being a little too touchy-feely. It honestly makes him more self-conscious of himself than angry.

Bruce is shit with his emotions and especially when it comes to the romantic sense, you're going to have to consider literally everything, especially when it comes to hookup calls.

If you aren't blunt and forward with your intentions in text, he might take it as you just wanting to hangout, or worse, his paranoia will kick in and he’s standing there still in the Bat suit outside your fire escape waiting like a cat for you to open the window to let him in.

If anyone asks about you, he desperately tries to keep his composer, but that man is stumbling over at least a few words before he just settles with a "I can't say that I know her well enough." before avoiding the topic anymore and slipping away.

THE RIDDLER!

I think Edward would honestly be the only one who would actually seriously stick to you two being lowkey. He’s very paranoid whenever he goes anywhere in public, so he usually only travels during the night to better blend in. He's always cautious when he's just by himself, so he's definitely more cautious whenever you two are out in public together.

He knows it kind of hurts your feelings whenever you’re both in a crowded area and his mind is just telling him that he has to walk a few feet ahead of you, so no one expects that you're together.

In general, he isn't much of a PDA person in the first place, so don't expect many coupley gestures in general; it's just something he's trying to get used to since you're most likely his first partner. In private, the most he does is cuddle against you because he is very touch starved.

Whenever you reach your hand in his direction, he takes it and leans against you like a personal pillow.

Whenever he's doing his funky little terrorist plotting about bombing the entrance of Gotham with his little incel follower army, he picks a corner of the room that he sits in or makes sure that you are not in view as you sit in a chair across the room and do your own thing, trying not to bother him.

THE JOKER!

Sometimes he fucking hates it.

I think the Joker wouldn’t honestly care either way. Your relationship is going to be a secret. It's mostly for your safety. You two would never have been seen together in public since he doesn't want your identity tied to his.

Since he is a fucking dirty criminal, don't expect any typical romantic dates. He's obviously not doing anything in the public eye, but he does have his moments, like the time he massacred an entire restaurant that was run by a gang he was in flews with, making his mobsters clear a table and guard all the exits. He made sure to keep at least a handful of staff alive so they could serve your favorite dishes. He's cutting corners, showing you off mostly to his groupies.

He's a very possessive man.

Just because the entire world can’t know that you're his, he's going to damn well make it known to the people close to him. I like to think that he brags about you to other gang leaders and criminals, just never disclosing your identity. "Well, gotta run, guys.

The doll wants me home." He’s such a fucking dork that he just uses nicknames whenever he's referring to you. Never really on purpose, he just calls you whatever because it rolls off the tongue. Since he can’t show you off to the public, don't expect him to not be overly cheesy while you're in private.

Though he is pretty fucking sadistic, the Joker does have a soft side, but only when it comes to you and don’t expect it to come out when he’s doing business. He has a hard time trying to switch from boss to boyfriend mode, so unless you're a horny freaky fuck and like to mix a little pain with your pleasure, I wouldn't bother him whenever he’s doing his dirty work.

But, that doesn't mean he doesn't take the rare opportunity to show you off just a tiny bit. Something about having you strip for him in front of one of his defenseless, tied up victims makes it impossible for the man to not bend you over and fuck you stupid as it is the last thing the victims see before he disposes of them.

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[newbordeaux]

1, 7, 10, 29, 30, 33, 34 for georgie x corvo, audrey x joshy, josephine x treachery 👼

THANK YOUUU MWAH.. sorry this took me sososo long to fill out I feel like I've been writing a novel 🥴

GEORGIE/CORVO

What, specifically, was the catalyst for their physical attraction (if applicable) to the other character? In other words, what in particular had them like “Oh, they’re...hot...” 

Bruh Georgie thought he was hot from day one (aka the high overseer mission baby)… she was into nasty greasy goth Corvo who ate rats when no one else was ✊😔 Honestlyyy it was the weird mysterious goth vibe… his strong arms… there’s something off putting about you 😍😍

 Him uhhh I don’t think immediately, I think he’s too fucked up during the game to notice how sexy she is but laaater on in the OP royal physician ending when they meet again… well one can’t help but notice that there’s something about this hot doctor from the distillery district 🙈 her tuberculosiscore swag

Do they (or would they) pursue the other character’s affection, and if so, how? Do they tell the other character how they feel? Try to earn their admiration? Woo them with romantic gestures? Flirt with them, skillfully or otherwise?

HMMM i have to say that i can't imagine either of them actively wooing the other or actually pursuing anything, things just do be happening. Two freaks living in the moment. The most flirting they’d do is compliment each other. AWKWARDLY.

What scares them about entering a relationship?

I think I mentioned this to Dany last night but the way I interpret it I think Corvo isn’t really someone who has much of a life outside his job as a protector and the only people he’s truly ever close to are said people he’s protecting… so Emily and formerly Jess. So YAH the reluctance to let anyone new get THAT close. And of course Jessamine’s ghost looming over this still 🤪

What completely petty topic (music taste, favorite food) do they find themselves completely at odds with their partner about? 

Probably just something like food. SUPER petty things… is canned fish good y/n

Under what circumstances would they feel jealous?

I have to say i do not think they'd be jealous?? Like yeah all the hotties in Dunwall want Corvo but they got nothing on her ❤️❤️❤️ the only thing she's jealous over is Jess but whatevah she's dead now 😔. Meanwhile most people find Georgie too weird to make a move on her, like yes she's sexy but at what cost 🚶‍♀️ And she’s rarely interested in others like that soooo.  

Under what circumstances would they feel protective?

HMMMM I think generally Corvo would OBVIOUSLY be the more protective one but. Duh. And not in any specific circumstance, just generally even though Georgie can obviously look out for herself. She’s lived in Dunwall’s worst part and is close friends with a gang leader!!!

AUDREY/JOSH

What, specifically, was the catalyst for their physical attraction (if applicable) to the other character? In other words, what in particular had them like “Oh, they’re...hot...” 

HELP I do not think Joshy is like.. physically attractive i mean DUH. Mummy ass. It’s more about the vibe for her I guess 🤷‍♀️ And his grandpa ass voice. IDK not really a moment where they’re together in particular just her remembering some weird shit he said while she’s chilling in bed and being like wait um… 😳😳😳 ok nvm that was sick dont think that again

And IDK I mean Audrey just IS pretty (baby orang utan pic) so I think in his mind he was eventually like. One Might Call Her Beautiful… not me tho god bless 🙏🙏🙏 As for a specific moment UH probably some weird shit where shes cleaning her shotgun from across the other side of camp and shoots something with ease IDK hes sick

Do they (or would they) pursue the other character’s affection, and if so, how? Do they tell the other character how they feel? Try to earn their admiration? Woo them with romantic gestures? Flirt with them, skillfully or otherwise?

YOU KNOW he’d never do anything 😭 Maybe trying to earn her admiration (later on) or trying to get her on his side which is the most he’ll do to make her like him and even if she doesn’t… well she doesn’t have to 🤷‍♀️ Audrey I think doesn’t flirt or anything but she DOES  try to spend time together that's not. Fucking killing people in a canyon you know. And eventually just makes her feelings known, fuck it sometimes you gotta be a little cringe. 

What scares them about entering a relationship?

Oh you know, ye olde self-loathing, something something him thinking she hates him and should probably be with someone else rather than just deep fried war criminal.. and her thinking the exact same 🤡 both probably not having interacted much with others beyond anything that was distant interactions… the mortifying ordeal of being known and by someone from your former enemy faction no less 🚶‍♀️

What completely petty topic (music taste, favorite food) do they find themselves completely at odds with their partner about? 

PFT I think the petty things are the things they most agree on. But I do think music taste. Or music in general tbhhh I feel like he’d be one of these freaks who are like I don’t listen to music 😑 I mean I guess not actively but if anything I’m getting kind of a vibe that he’d be into really obscure 40s music. She on the other hand is into late 60s radio songs and has either the radio or some holotape on 24/7 😏

Under what circumstances would they feel jealous?

Not much teehee… they’re too old for that shit and it’s not that there are any people around to be jealous of ☺ If anything… he knows she’s out there in mojave during the events of FNV (because HH is pre-game to me) so one can’t help but wonder what’s gonna happen… I mean they ain’t together then but

Under what circumstances would they feel protective?

Not that either of them NEEDS protection but you know Miss Audrey is constantly out and about wandering wherever… I don’t think he’d do more than express concern but ya know. IF anything happened.. Also not in general when they’re out in zion killing white legs babyyyy. What if I protected your ass while we were committing genocide together 🥺

JOSIE/LA RATA

What, specifically, was the catalyst for their physical attraction (if applicable) to the other character? In other words, what in particular had them like “Oh, they’re...hot...” 

HELPP um you know rat boy was  attracted to her from day one… hot blonde who’s mean as hell and doesn’t pay any attention to him bc she’s too busy talking to her numerous fans and admirers at this function they were both invited to… awooga 😍

She on the other hand did not find him attractive duh… ever 😔I guess it’s more her growing fond of him/starting to get those kinda brain worms when you’re into an ugly guy and are like aww look isn’t he special :-)

Do they (or would they) pursue the other character’s affection, and if so, how? Do they tell the other character how they feel? Try to earn their admiration? Woo them with romantic gestures? Flirt with them, skillfully or otherwise?

Hell NO, Josie did not want him in the slightest. She was (mostly) nice to him out of pity but that’s it ♥ IG once the brain worms hit for her she’s just like. SIGH okay I like you I GUESS… can we kiss… 😳👉👈 (sorry she’s cringe as well)

Idk I do think he’d at least TRY to pursue her (unsuccessfully. DUH.) but I also don’t think in an overt way, like I think everyone and their mother knows about this (including her) but still…  

What scares them about entering a relationship?

HELP.. him.. not in general but specifically with HER? That she doesn’t like him/perceive him as epic..ly… as he wants her to :/ Everyone knows she doesn’t like him (or didn’t) and I guess he IS well aware so even when she changes her mind… one can’t help but wonder if she means it :/

Josie… I think the good old mortifying ordeal of being known as well. She thinks she’s got so much to hide.. and she DOES (miss having built my whole career on lies and manipulation) and having someone around who inevitably WILL find all of that shit out? No thanks ❤ That one post that’s like “I can't imagine getting married, what if i'm having a breakdown in bed and there's some guy there” or something like that

What completely petty topic (music taste, favorite food) do they find themselves completely at odds with their partner about? 

GOD so much but… I was joking about this with dany sometime I think but I KNOW these bitches would have contradicting opinions on dubious medical treatments (in an Edwardian health obsession sorta way). Guy who believes in the medical benefits of mumia ♥ girl who believes in the medical benefits of dubious faux-victorian secret remedies. 

Under what circumstances would they feel jealous?

Um you know with Miss Josie’s career there will always be annoying af noblemen who fall in love with her when she’s on the stage or whatever & think they have a chance with her, even when she’s married. These mfs acting like those h*rny wolves in 40s cartoons around her and she doesn’t want them AT ALL and would never ever reciprocate but they should also be obsessed with her so she just politely laughs and he HAAATES it. Starts saying annoying things on purpose >:(

Josie… I think not I mean who is there to be jealous of. So this is an AU ship and i guess he’s thriving as PM in this bitch (weird & I never heard it in-game but oh well I don’t question what legend d*sh*noredaudio posts 🫡) but I still can’t imagine anyone lining up to act nicies, not even to kiss ass. I will say that she has a secret little grudge against miss Waverly tho 🤭.

Under what circumstances would they feel protective?

JHSDJH her… all the time… any of these mf nobles say mean shit about him they’ll catch her hands 😤

This is sadly one-sided because he’s too much of a coward to do anything about her haters (and she can handle them herself so is it truly unfeminist). Except [duel joke I said to dany once and don’t wanna retype rn]

#this took me sooo long... everyone please clap and tell me i did an amazing job #no jk but for real these were fun :-) #x: momen't silence #x: fuel the pyre of your enemies #josie and ******* um they dont have a tag #also georgie/corvo reboot. i didnt like their old lore anymore so #josie x la rata

[krogerkryptid]

The rampant aphobia I have noticed in my irl university spaces is shocking for the small part of me that assumes peoples understand and overall incredibly depressing. I live in a conservative place for university which isn't ideal but overall it's ok! Most people don't blink an eye when I mention I'm queer in casual conversation...but. In general I'm mentioning aphobia for the whole aspec community ace and aro people here's my little rage post.

I AM NOT IN ANY WAY INTERESTED IN YOUR PARTNER STOP ASSUMING. I have recently learned that I have been perceived to be flirting, which can simply be untrue since I do not want a relationship nor am I attracted to anyone. I'm out and I talk about it a decent amount because it's starting to get into the 'dating for marriage' era of life which I will not be participating in. I am nice, I have a personality and play off of people very well, it's just how I am and in none of this am I showing romantic or sexual interest. I understand that perceptions from outside people will always be there but if you know how I identify and how I feel move along don't disrespect me and my sexuality by making assumptions that are fundamentally aphobic and then hating me for your perceptions in silence without speaking to me. If you partner showed interest in me because of a conversation I had with them that is not my problem I was speaking to them as I would anyone else, check your insecurities and biases at the door before you decide I'm scum of the earth.

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN EVERY PERCEIVED OPPOSITE GENDER PERSON I SPEAK TO. I used to hate hate hate this when I was in high school people would say things like 'oooo you like him' if we were friends and we got along. I wasn't out to as many people and that's a high school thing™ which isn't ideal but I was less secure than I am now. I do a lot better when people make these comments but it still makes me overall uncomfortable and I thought we all grew out of that. However some people *cough* aphobes *cough* find it rational or funny to mention that I am interested or flirting with someone. DONT DO THAT. It makes a fun conversation awkward and me feel like you are ignorant of my sexuality and feelings. Ok you think I'm flirting with someone I know and am speaking to? Awesome keep it to yourself if it doesn't affect you. Just because I am speaking to someone and engaging with them does not mean I am interested please for the love of god don't make those jokes or passive comments that's on top 5 microaggressions towards ace and aro people I swear to god.

PEOPLE IN QSA PLEASE PLEASE INCLUDE ACE/ARO PEOPLE IN YOUR AWARENESS!! I have a lot a lot of beef with the one on my campus and feel that it is run incredibly poorly. What devastates me is it's an incredibly sexual place which makes it very difficult to attend events and find people you feel comfortable with in spaces where you are new or questioning. I have only been a few times and the people I met there were awful as well as the general experience. There were no ace, aro, or agender pride pins, no flags up to indicate I was welcome at all. At no point did I feel that I could be there as a part of their community as they made it incredibly alienating to feel the way I do. That isn't to say all queer spaces are like this but I think for many of them there is a lot of work to be done for them to be places where -everyone- can feel comfortable there. Make sure you aren't isolating others and making them feel as though they don't belong, welcome them try to understand them it's the bare minimum.

Anyway I just thought I'd make a little rant/awareness post because I feel like a lot of these things aren't talked about on a large scale! Y'all are valid and lovely and should be able to exist in the world just as you are I will physically fight anyone who says other wise.

#asexual #aromantic #aspec #rant #awareness #ace/aro #free me from these mortal coils #I simply wish to exist and not be perceived...alas

[softxsuki]

Hello! I saw your 1000 follower match up event and I wanted to participate lol. I hope you have a great day, and your friends and family is doing well❣️

I was going to go on annon but then decided that there's nothing embarassing about this, so... yea :D I'll begin then.

1- Gendered pronouns dont really exist in where I live but I'd say it's she-her.

2 - The fandoms I really like are Tears of Themis and Obey Me!.

3 - I'm fine with both Female and Male <3

4 - I like romantic match-ups more.

5 - I'm an INTP-T

6 - I'm a december sagittarius.

7 - Personally I value humour, realism and honesty. I cannot tolerate bullshit where it's a game of cat and mouse, or if they treat me as a disposable object just to make me "jealous". I feel sick to my stomach when I see that. It's fun when you're friends since nothing is ever seriousin a friendship, but a relationship or a flirt has to be kept to a proper level with set boundaries. I can't do casual relationships, though ironically, I'm very afraid of commitment...

8 - Hm, I don't really have a type. Just tall men and women in general, I like it when they hover over me. I also love pathetic men and women lol (not in a literal sense, more like a comical sense. Someone who gets crinkled up like a tissue paper whenever they are in an unfamiliar situation or something like that)

9 - I'm laid back. I dont really show that I care about things until it gets late and I start thinking about it on my bed. I get emotional easily, especially anger is one of the easiest emotions to show for me. People say that I'm hard to read me and call me weird. Also if I really like something, I want all variations of it. Like a specific clothing piece, a particular brand of sketch books, etc. I value money a lot too. Though I can't do math at all.

10 - I love drawing, anime-style games, listening to different types of music and writing. I also knit sometimes.

11- I'm still a student, getting ready for an important exam soon lol. I have a cat, and I feed and pet countless others outside. I love aquariums, though I can't visit them because they are so far away. I despise alcohol because it stinks. I hate cigarettes too. I'm really good at hiding my irritation towards a person when they are present. I like gossiping a lot, though I never call people names if they haven't hurt me or my friends. I also like drawing a lot, and making up stories. I also tend to daydream a lot. And I can't live without the brief moments of time where i just sit down in front of my computer to watch movies after a long day.

12 - I love scenerios where I'm the one that does the comforting. I'm awkward around people who are upset. So being able to take care of someone when they are down is something I desparately want to do, yet I find myself at a loss of what to do. I love scenerios where I see my favorite character get snapped in two like a glowstick, yknow. If that isnt clear enough, I want to see heavy angst with this character. Could be anything. Death (could be the reader/character/anyone thats involved in the character's life), being wronged and extremely frustrated because of it, having their life-long ambitions fail, things like that.

1000 Follower Event Matchup #6

My event is now CLOSED, but I will be doing more events like these in the future. You can checkout the masterlist for this event here.

Note: Hello! Welcome to my blog :D, I'm glad you found me. I'm just noticing your Artem PFP now and (spoiler) I'm a little sad that I didn't pair you with him, I felt like he could be a little too serious at times, and that wouldn't be too compatible based on what you asked for. SO I'M SORRY. I HOPE YOU STILL ENJOY THIS MATCHUP :( <3. I think both of these guys will compliment you very well based on how you described yourself along with the more technical aspects like mbti and zodiac sign (though I never base my matchups solely on those bc they aren't always 100% accurate, they just give me a starting point). Anyway I hope you enjoy!

I match you with LUKE PEARCE and SIMEON

Runner-ups were Vyn and Mammon (didn’t choose them though, because I think even though they’re both loyal to no end, they wouldn’t be 100% clear about their feelings for you)

Luke:

Technical: Your INFP and ISFJ connection is pretty great. You both communicate perfectly together and get along well. There’s never any miscommunication with you both. You each bring out a part of each other that you couldn’t without each other, and you work well as a team in lifting each other up. However, you could easily tire each other out with high highs and low lows, so make sure you take reasonable breaks from each other. Once you lay out your differences and accept them, your relationship will go a lot smoother from there. As for you both being Saggitarius’ get ready for a life of adventure together. You will both want to travel the world and see and experience as much as possible together. And while being too invested in only having fun and not being more realistic, I think you both have qualities that level you down so you don’t get too carried away, which could bring problems in the relationship. But you both would balance fun and seriousness well. 

Personable: Luke is your perfect boy next door. He has all the qualities you’d ever want in a partner. He’s intelligent, adventurous, caring, loyal, honest, yet still humorous and he can be a realist I think. He would make you feel very secure in your relationship with him. You know he’ll never have eyes for anyone else and he buys you flowers and tells you how much he missed you when he comes back from work along with a hug and kiss. He makes it a habit to always greet you before leaving for work and when he comes back home. (if you live separately, then he calls or texts you every morning before work and does the same or tries to see you after he closes his shop for the day).

Luke would NEVER try and make you feel jealous. Even in the beginning before he knew you had feelings for him, he’d never try and get those feelings out by trying to make you feel jealous. He wouldn't want to hurt you if you did happen to have feelings for him. I’m not sure how tall you are, but Luke is pretty tall at 5’11 (180cm) so I think that’s a great height. MMM I think Luke also meets your ‘pathetic man’ requirement in that he’s a little awkward at the beginning of your relationship. So things like holding hands and kissing are still new to him and he’s never been in a real relationship before so he does get a little FNJEAFEA when thing like that happen in the beginning. But I think he’d always be partly a little blushy and shy around you even when he is 100% comfortable around you because he still can’t believe he’s with you!

I know Luke has a bad habit of lying to try to keep you safe, so he tries to show you his best self at all times and keeps you away from the dangerous part of his work, but he does this because he cares about you. I truly believe that over time in a romantic relationship with you, he’d learn to let you in more and let you see even the ugly parts of himself. So please be patient with him and speak your mind about how him hiding stuff makes you feel! That’ll encourage him to open up a little more, but be a little patient with him :3

He’s super supportive in terms of your studies and offers to help as much as he can if you need it! He’s very patient, but I don’t think he’d ever make you upset or anything serious like that. He respects any boundaries you put up and you'll have no issues with smoke or alcohol with him. He won’t drink or smoke, especially if you don’t like it, but I’m sure he doesn’t do those things anyway. You love aquariums? Well, Luke will definitely take you on many dates to one, even if it’s super far, you guys will make it into a day trip. As for your cat, he’ll love that cat as much as you do. Don’t be surprised if your cat goes to him for pets and cuddles first NFJEAFJKI. Overall, I think this relationship would blossom into something really healthy and beautiful. Just give it some time!

Comforting Luke After Someone Close to Him Passes Away

Warning: don’t read if you don’t like mentions of people passing away

I really think Luke is the type to not want to burden the people in his life with his emotions, so he tries to bottle his feelings up or isolate himself

So when he finds out that one of his older, loyal customers passes away before he gets a chance to see the antique Luke had repaired for him, Luke kinda shuts down

He closes the shop for a few weeks and tells his detective agency that he can’t go on any missions for a while. He’s just moping in bed and hasn’t called you very often

SO of course, you know something is up and so you let yourself into his apartment after walking through the store that was already starting to collect dust from being closed for a while

You open his apartment door with the spare key he made for you and see the mess inside his apartment as well

It’s dark and dusty, as if no one has been living in there for a while

You make your way to Luke’s bed, which he is lying in, and he doesn’t even flinch as you take a seat on his mattress at the end of his bed and poke him a bit

He knows you’re there, but he doesn't want you to see him in that state, so he stays facing the wall

So you just start talking; Luke had already told you about his customer passing away, but he brushed over the way it had made him feel when he texted you about it

You knew it would affect your soft-hearted boyfriend though, hence why you gave him his space to grieve, but you were now here to shake him out of his sadness before he rotted away

You get up from his bed and start tidying up for him; starting with opening the shades to let in some natural light, you get to dusting and cleaning up so at least Luke can be surrounded by cleanliness which might help him feel better

As you’re cleaning, Luke finally turns over and just watches you do your thing

Just seeing you there in his once dark, lonely apartment makes him feel a little better, but he still stays in bed, unmoving

He just needs times and some more talking from you to get back into his normal groove

Make him some dinner or order take-out, it doesn’t matter, just get this man eating quickly because we all know he probably has only been munching on whatever he could find in his apartment since he can’t cook

Only when he smells the food will he finally get up from his bed and join you at his small dining table, made for two

He becomes a little more verbal, talking about his memories of fixing thing for the old man who he grown fond of, as if he was his own grandfather

He holds your hand across the table the whole time he’s talking

Just let him talk everything out and be there to support him in the way you do best

Eventually he’ll rise from his slump and be back to his usual self, but in the meantime he just needs you to be there for him

Simeon:

Technical: Your INTP and ENFJ pairing with SImeon is interesting because you both don’t fully understand each other, but that seems to be what attracts you both to each other. Your relationship his very romantic and full of surprises (the good kind). Communication is great as well, there may be things you don’t both agree with, but you easily adapt and get used to the way you both think. This leads to expanding your perspectives together. You are a Saggitarius and Simeon is an Aquarius, together you make an ideal pair. His love for humanity and community can be a beautiful contrast to Saggitarius’ who usually seek for truth and knowledge. Together you’re unstoppable and compliment each other beautifully. 

Personable: Again, Simeon is very loyal, of course and super kind. He would never lead you on and makes sure you know how he feels about you all the time. As the extrovert in the relationship, he probably approached you first and stated clearly that he liked you and wanted to be together with you, so nothing will change that. As someone who is very calm, Simeon would be great at keeping your emotions leveled. You’ll never get very angry at him, but if there is ever a moment where you are angry, he’d know how to calm you down quickly without making matters worse. He’s very passionate about his love for you, so he’s super touchy and affectionate with you at all times. However, if this does become overwhelming for you, he has no problem with respecting your boundaries, just let him know.

Simeon is very tall at like 6’3 I think (190.5cm?) so he would definitely loom over you unless you’re taller than that. As a writer, he’d probably come to you with his latest book (uh spoiler if you’re not up to the part where they reveal that Simeon is the author of this series) for TSL. He respects your opinion so he would love to know how you feel about the direction the series is going in. AND he'd love to read any of your own writing as well if you'd like to share it with him. I see him wanting to be tech-y and play video games with you, even though he’s horrible at using technology and can’t text to save his life, but he’ll try for you! 

Loves your cat a lot! Even though he’s not part of the cat squad like Solomon, Satan, or Barbatos, he definitely loves all creatures. Therefore, he would enjoy going to aquariums as well and will travel to the human world so he can go to one with you. He understands you commitment issues and he’s fine with that. He’ll take your relationship as slowly as possible, and if you ever have any insecurities, he wipes those all away with his words and actions of love. He wants you to know that he’ll never make you uncomfortable or betray you. He’s all yours and you’re the only one he’ll ever want. He learns to read your body language so he can become an expert at all things about you, including your ‘hard to read’ demeanor. In no time he’ll be able to tell what you’re thinking by the smallest of actions or words. Most attentive boyfriend ever, 10/10 great relationship full of respect and love.

Comforting Simeon

I think Simeon is more open about his emotions, so when the cafe he tried to open up in the human world wasn’t going so well, he went straight to you about it

After all, he respects you so much and he’ll take any advice you give him to heart

He’s very broken, since he wanted to make a life for himself in the human world so he could be around you more often, but things were not going as planned

He wasn’t getting any customers, and in no time he’d have to close his business (ofc he’s against using any angel charm to try and get new customers. He wants an honest business, as an honest man)

I can’t imagine him being sad for long though, he’s very positive and happy all of the time, and deals with issues like these fairly well because he can see the bright side of things

So there isn’t much comforting you need to do

All he needs to know is that you believe in him and know that his business will be a success one day

And boom, he’s feeling more hopeful already

He probably invites you over to his cafe and asks for your help in decorating or any other ideas that you think might help him gain business

The only time I see him ever really going full dark angel mode is if anyone ever hurt you or if you passed away

I don’t know how he would react, but I know it wouldn’t be so easy to resolve as his cafe issues

EVENT REQUESTS ARE CLOSED

REGULAR REQUESTS ARE OPEN

Posted: 9/25/2022

#tears of themis x reader #tears of themis x mc #luke pearce x reader #luke pearce x mc #obey me! shall we date? #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #simeon x reader #simeon x mc #tears of themis matchups #obey me matchups

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multiples of 2 and 5 for lori and giorgi he he

cringe!

I. PRE-RELATIONSHIP

2. What was their first impression of each other?

She first met him whilst she was working and honestly she thought he was a try-hard. like the whole night he flirted w/ her and ig she found him funny though (a little) but he tipped well so whatever. From Giorgi’s pov he just found her good looking and charming enough

4. Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Giorgi didn’t as he probably saw her as a challenge to see if he could get her to go on a date with him. also the more times he’d been served by her the more he began to like her. Lori rejected him for ages cause of her job and didn’t want to jeopardise it. it was only when she’d met him outside work that she said yes

5. What would their lives be like if they had never met?

Lori wouldn't be dead so jot that down ✍️ Giorgi probably wouldn’t have lost his remaining brain cells either

6. What was their "flirting stage" like?

Fairly long?? Idk like 2 months or something. Like I said Lori kept turning him down but for some reason that just made him like her more and to keep asking until she finally agreed. The first few times lori spoke to him she called him George

II. GENERAL

2. Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

they probably went to some fancy bar in the french ward and went dancing after

4. Were they each other's first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

No theyve been around the block a few times esp Lori (marriage be damned) although she probably lied and told Giorgi he was her first official boyfriend lol

5. What is their height difference? Age difference? Do either matter to them?

I think i have Lori as 5’8?? The game had giorgi as 5’11 so theres about 3 inches between them unless Lori is wearing heels and in that case they’re equal height which Giorgi probably hates. Age difference theres a few months between them. lori is a true aries queen. To me Giorgi is a sagittarius. TO ME

6. How do their personalities complement each other? How do they clash?

They're both outgoing. Lori is an aries and Giorgi is a sagittarius and their signs go really well together. Theyre literally both out to have a good time and i think there is a mutual relief that neither of them dont care about settling down etc and make the most of it the best they can. I think though as their personalities are similar its often the reason why they clash a lot and will argue about dumb stuff

8. Who takes the lead in social situations? How are they around each other's friends?

They both have big mouths so they both take the lead which then causes them to get annoyed with the other cause theyre basically battling for attention. Lori teases Giorgi like all the time when theyre around friends (hi Ellis and Danny) and vice versa but sometimes they take it too far by getting too personal until their friends are just there like 🧍‍♂️ okay

10. What are their parallels, whether in their personalities or their histories?

Their personalities are fairly similar cause like I said theyre both outgoing and are wanting to be significant

12. Do they hide anything from each other, big or small?

Lori is literally hiding her entire past from him lol. Alongside that she probably doesnt give too much away in terms of what she does when shes busy. Giorgi is selective about what he tells Lori esp family-related stuff cause like to him she probably wouldnt have much of a clue about mob stuff and even if he does he’ll dumb it down

14. What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

Playlist here hehehe

15. What is their most common argument about?

Definitely ori’s flirting. She flirts w/ everyone and was absolutely arranging dates with other people whilst still dating him. To her it didnt mean anything and she was just doing it because she was bored but Giorgi didnt see it that way :/ also Lori will cause arguments over his family because she knows that most of them dont like her and the feeling is mutual

III. LOVE

2. What are their primary love languages?

Physical affection and giving gifts. Lori is pretty hands on w/ affection but only in private shes not ready to embarrass herself in public just yet. Giorgi thinks he can buy Lori’s affection so he often gets her stupid little gifts which have no thought behind them and theyre needlessly expensive as well because money is no object to him apparently

4. How often do they cuddle or engage in PDA?

Yes. but not really in public unless theyre drinking or around close friends.

5. Who initiates kisses? Where is their favorite spot to kiss each other?

Lori will but only if shes drunk lol. Cringing just thinking about it

6. What are their favorite things to do together?

They go out a lot, mostly drinking in bars and going to nightclubs. she’ll sometimes join him if he’s hanging out with Danny and Ellis cause she doesn't have any real friends beyond Sylvie lol. sometimes Giorgi drags her to his family functions but then she’ll leave early cause she’s caused a scene or something (his aunt called her a tramp and Lori threatened to swing for her but somehow shes in the wrong 🙄)

8. Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

Physical for sure. Lori initiates almost all of it and even then she only does it if she’s tipsy. Lori would probably rather die than tell him to his face that she loves him (she didn’t really anyway) because of her ~issues~ and Giorgi is a Man™️ so verbal affection is non existent. He’ll tell her she looks nice but that’s about it

10. What do they like best about each other?

Giorgi likes her on a physical level and he’ll say it’s her best quality 😒 He likes as well shes not committed to settling down getting married etc she’s just interested in having fun. Lori finds him good looking enough like a 5 or 6/10 or something TO HER. She finds him kind of funny and she likes that he buys her gifts although wishes he put more effort into it

12. Who remembers the little things?

Probably Lori but she’s petty and won’t remind him and when he doesn't remember she’ll get mad

14. Who is more protective? Who would get into a fight to defend the other? Who tends to the other's wounds?

Giorgi will because he knows his name can get him out of almost anything so he’ll do her a favour (his words) in getting her out of situations

15.What gifts do they typically give each other?

I think I mentioned this ages ago but Lori got Giorgi that silly little man bracelet he wears in the game. Even after the break up he still wears it idk why. Apart from that Lori isn’t much of a gift giver and only does it for birthdays and christmas. Giorgi probably buys her stuff she points out in shop windows but Lori moves on quickly so by the time he gets it for her she probably doesnt care about it anymore

IV. DOMESTIC LIFE

2. If they get married, who proposes, and how do they do it? Would they change their surnames?

In my au they get married after Giorgi was sick of his dad going on and on about settling down and he thought Lori was as good as it was going to get. He didnt even propose he just asked her and lori said yes cause 1. money and 2. she knew it would make his family mad. They get married summer of 69 in the casino the weekend it opened and its over the top

4. How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like as parents? What are the kids like?

They have 2 Priscilla and Sonny :) Priscilla was born a year or so after Lori and Giorgi get married and Lori was fine with just one child but Giorgi as well as his dad had been angling for a boy 🙄 Sonny is born just under 2 years later and Giorgi was hellbent on naming him after his dad and unfortunately he got his way but Lori calls him Sonny which catches on w/ everyone else eventually. Lori didn’t want to be a parent so soon but she still does her best in raising them. Giorgi is too busy with the casino most of the time so he mostly does half assed parenting. Priscilla probably isn’t keen on either of her parents especially her mom cause they clash all the time and she just does her own thing. Sonny is the biggest mommy’s boy and Giorgi hates it because he wanted sonny to get involved with the family business as he got older but that won’t happen 🤪 Priscilla makes fun of Sonny all the time over Lori coddling him and calls him a baby lol

5. Are either of them the "breadwinner"? Who cooks? Who cleans?

Giorgi is the ‘breadwinner’ ig cause hes in charge of running the casino. Lori does some stuff like cooking when she feels like it but they probably have a housekeeper to clean and stuff so she’s not exactly working hard either

6. Do they have any pets?

Lori keeps her cats until they get old and pass away. After that they don’t have any pets apart from like a goldfish or something cause Sonny got obsessed with them one summer

8. Who kills the bugs in the house?

Lori she hits them with her shoe 🩴🪳

10. Who is more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Neither i think

12. Who likes to dance with, or sing for, the other?

Lori will sing to the radio but only when she’s on her own

14. Who is the one who always says "I don't know" when the other asks where they want to eat?

Lori she’s indecisive :/

15. Who would drive, and who would give directions?

Giorgi drives and Lori is the passenger princess giving the wrong directions whilst the kids fight in the back seat

#thank u dany 💗 #these were fun to answer but i think i got brain damage from it #im booing these people #lori/giorgi #ask

[f4y3w00d5]

Super detailed character profile chart

Character Name:

First Name: Faye

Last Name: N/A

Nickname (if any): N/A

Basic Information:

Age: Appears as 19.

Gender: Shapeshifter. Not Applicable. Generally she/they

Date of Birth: 13th October

Place of Birth: Australia.

Nationality: Australian

Physical Appearance:

Height: 5'4

Weight: not sure, but shes pretty skinny (doesnt eat)

Build: Very thin. shortish. slim.

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Purple

Scars or distinguishing marks: she has a few scars over her body (loads, actually. all over her.)

Personality Traits:

Positive Traits: Flirty, somehow charming, honest

Negative Traits: Can be possessive, obsessive, manipulative, sadistic, masochistic, blunt

Background and History:

Family Background: ...oh gods i wrote a short story about this.

Parents: 2 unknown cult leaders.

Siblings (if any): N/A

Childhood: Horrible. Cult. Sold. Orphanage. Murdered.

Education: Not really tbh... she was 'homeschooled' (taught to do stereotypically 'feminine' things like drawing cooking and cleaning)

School/College/University: N/A

Major/Area of Study: N/A

Favorite Subjects: She likes drawing and writing

Least Favorite Subjects: Maths

Career/Profession: Contract killer

Current Occupation: Contract killer

Previous Jobs (if any): Slave

Career Goals: Nope

Hobbies and Interests:

Hobbies: Drawing, gardening

Interests: ...her partners. Sex. Murder. Torture. Flowers.

Relationships:

Marital Status: Married multiple times!!

Romantic Relationships (if any): Mon, Vivi, Hypar, guy-i-forgot-the-name-of-who-bought-her, chronos, drewp, thermia, gobbo, selma, ash, good wizard, moss, slyme, tomas, cal, eris, cy

Friendships: Drew, Robin, Crow, Lichen and Neo (they fucked? More friends with Benefits)

Closest Friends: Robin and Drew probably

Relationship dynamics: ....oh gods i dont even know. she flirts with most of them? switches around

Strengths and Weaknesses:

Strengths: Well magic, poisons... quite a bit

Weaknesses: her partners. claiming her partners dont love her. water

Goals and Ambitions:

Short-term Goals: making aileax love her. getting pets

Long-term Goals: having fun ig

Fears and Insecurities:

Common Fears: water. losing her partners

Insecurities: that people dont like her

Quirks and Habits:

Quirks: purple eyes ig

Habits: flirting loads, giggling

Beliefs and Values:

Religious or Spiritual Beliefs: She doesnt

Moral Code: no rape, no child abuse, dont kill anyone not in double digits or more

Political Views: ANARCHYYY

Favorites:

Favorite Foods: blood, souls, pancakes, bananas

Favorite Books: Unknown books from hundreds of years back

Favorite Movies/TV Shows: The Outsiders, Nimona

Favorite Music: Punk rock/rock/alternative/fast paced sex shit

Favorite Color: purple/black

Dislikes:

Disliked Foods: watermelon

Disliked Activities: diplomacy shit

Pet Peeves: those annoying random sounds... flashing lights

Miscellaneous:

Talents or Skills: Murder? Making poisons

Secrets (if any): dunno...

#(taken from another post btw. good idea. wanted to make one for faye) #faye lore

[uncloseted]

as someone who spent her early 20s in a committed relationship, did you ever feel like you were sacrificing your youthful years to monogamy? i currently have a boyfriend and he's so sweet and amazing i definitely want to be with him, but sometimes i feel.. i'm just 21, i dont want to stop flirting in bars and i don't want to stop receiving attention... how do i deal with these feelings? because i really love my bf and it would hurt him to no end if we broke up

I personally don't, but I'm someone who has always loved being part of a team and having a person who I know will always be down to hang out with me. I never really enjoyed dating and I wasn't good at it, so it was more stressful for me than anything else. But that's not the case for everybody, and just because it was the case for me, it doesn't mean that that's the case for you.

I think it's also important to remember that what it means to cheat in a relationship isn't a universal truth- it depends on the two people who are in the relationship and what they are and aren't comfortable with. Some people don't mind if their partner flirts with other people or even kind of like it when their partner is receiving attention from someone else. It's important to have those conversations about what you and your partner are and aren't comfortable with in general, but especially if you're feeling a desire for attention outside of the relationship, that can be a valuable conversation to have.

[onetimetwotimesthreetimess]

lrhwy 12 reaction (not live cause i wait way too long to make this its growing cheese already)

Simon groaned and threw his hands in the air. “Jace is forcing me to join the gym. I hate the gym. Gyms should be banned, they are a crime against humanity.”

simon is SO ME i dont wanna get fit i just wanna lay down and dream about dragon magnus everyday why is that not allowed

“The trick is to not engage with Jace. Leave his messages on seen.”

my noisy ass can never im obliged to check everything

Alec left the gym and reached the loft, a little angry at everything in the world. He did not even pet the cat that was trying to reach him on the streets.

that how you know it his joker moment

He knew addiction was difficult—no, not just difficult, he knew it was earth-shattering and destructive for people who were going through it, but Alec could never get it.

well i think that the common things about addiction (and in general other tough things people go through that you have no experience of) you can only help them and be with them, the journey have to be made by them

One of them had brown hair and black eyes. He was wearing an ugly jacket with cargo pants.

#stopclotheshaming

He whispered in the man’s ears, “I don’t think she was very impressed.”

this can come up pretty flirty idk idk dont ask me idk

The woman thanked him and gave him her number, and Alec pretended to care about it.

cant believe alec gay ass willingly flirt with a woman just to get punched, nothing going on in there

“Why don’t you meet us outside, pretty boy, and we will show you who is the real man?”

pretty idiotic boy

But knowing about a problem and actually doing something about that problem were two different things.

me looking at all my abandoned wip

“I just got caught in some stupid fight. It was nothing.” Magnus knew Alec was lying, but he did not call him out on that; he just brought Alec’s hands to his mouth and kissed them softly.

this my shit right here right fucking hereeeee

the middle is just too painful i cant talk about my therapist cant talk about it my doctor advise me my superpower mutant gene wouldnt develop if i start about it so i wouldnt talk about it you gotta believe me. also the way malec stay away from each other is like me staying away from sugar near bedtime, we love each other but we will only bring misery in that time like right person wrong wrong time

Magnus, would you like to try a long-distance relationship with someone who you are not even in a relationship with?

it the start of rom-com, sometime u gotta believe

“And?” He repeated his question.

“For myself. I didn’t like how I was before, so I’m doing this for myself too.” Magnus breathed.

i love these part time idiots so much they just understand each other!

“I think more people should be allowed to be sugar babies. It’s 2022. Normalise golddigging.”

damn if only somebody write a sugar baby alec au if only hahahhahaha (pls write hello pls it too little fic for comfort i need more comfort)

They had texted here and there, but it had mostly been photos of Arrow and Chairman being whiny and sad without each other. 

even their pets are now co-dependent

Ezra was whispering something and chuckling into Alec’s ears, and it irked Magnus.

hiadt au but 10x time this energy maybe ?????????!?!!

Before anything further could happen, Alec burst into laughter. He took out a twenty-dollar bill and passed it to the woman.

part of alec's appeal is he both baby and a bitch, it science

When did Alec start doing the fist bump?

there nothing more brozone than a fist bump sit your jealous ass down

Magnus had a perfectly good shoulder for Alec to hide his face in if he wanted to, thank you very much.

what if erza shoulder are broader, what then

Magnus felt something constricting in his stomach. Like a tight knot.

magnus so hit different target exclusive i picture you with other girls in love and throw up on the street right now

Something akin to pain flashed in his eyes, and Magnus felt like he was missing something.

oh no oh NAH

He rushed back inside and came back with a weighted blanket. Magnus went behind Alec and wrapped the blanket around his shoulders.

casual domesticity why are you doing this to me you know how i feel about this

Alec shrugged. “One should know about their enemy.”

he so me coded first the virgo now the spider and the planning, i would never risk it all for anyone tho

“I loved you incredibly much. But I didn’t propose to you out of love that night. I did it out of need. Out of desperation.” Magnus said, his voice shaky. “It could have been anyone else in the world, and I would have done the same thing.”

my therapist is adding this into the reference page for analyzing me

That was 99.036% less than how much time Alec wanted to spend with Magnus.

if a man make you do math, dump his ass but i guess alec already has

Magnus took a deep breath. “These thighs are government property, you need to take better care of them.”

then dont magnus have to pay fees for touching goverment property, it good business @ alec dm me you need sugar baby coaching

He was so fucking wrong because it only felt like the Alec Lightwood-shaped hole, which was already pretty fucking big in his body, had increased exponentially.

so you filled his hole and he left an even bigger hold on you for the record i not sleep enough

“Ask me.”

Alec’s face contorted in pain. “I can't.”

it like chess game when nobody move first so the chess board just sitting there colleting dust

‘part appeal of alec is that he’s both baby and bitch’- I NEED THESE WORDS TATTOOED ON MY FOREARMS LORD PLS THANKS. Also casual domesticity when you’re not even together is the real shit sjsjs and you are welcome.

Alec flirting with Zara to get Magnus’s no + Magnus flirting with a woman at a club to get his ass beat. Magnus Bane truly out here ruining my gay little baby shhssjsj

your reactions are superior and nonsensically the funniest shit like always.

P.S. you will definitely get the hiadt x10 times this energy lmao.

#sorry for taking so long to respond 🥺 #LRHWY

[my-current-obsession]

I mean, to be fair, FE was never heavy about Romance. I know Awakening and so on changed it to be more heavy on w the pair ups and such, but thats like... 4 out of 17(?) FE games. I think Engage(ironically) was trying to dial back to the older style of FE. If you wants romani, why not play a dating sim game and not FE?(i dont mean that in a rude way, that's a general question. Sorry if it does tho)

No offense taken at all! I'll admit, Awakening was my introduction to the series (and I'd probably still call it my favorite), so I'm definitely more used to supports/endings that are... pretty dang romantic. Even more than finding out who *I* liked most and S-ranking them, I LOVED playing matchmaker with my entire army. And since Fates and 3 Houses very much kept up that trend I kind of expected it to be a mainstay of the series moving forward.

That said I HAVE gone back and played two of the older games - Blazing Sword and Sacred Stones, and while they're definitely not as romance-focused as the newer games... honestly I STILL think they've got more romance than what Engage gave us. It's hard to see a lot of it organically since the older games pretty much force you to pick a small set of units and stick with them, plus you're limited to 5 supports per person per playthrough. With no guarantee of a paired ending if you don't get an A rank, and maybe even then there's either no paired ending or it's platonic. But when you're lucky enough to FIND a pair that was given a romantic support and ending... yeah, the chain or at least the ending is fairly obviously romantic! There's flirting, the ending generally outright states they marry or "stay together" forever.

I came out of those games adoring Eliwood/Ninian, Kent/Lyn (though I won't deny her relationship with Florina is pretty eyebrow raising), Raven/Lucius, Cormag/Tana, Ephraim/L'Arachel, and Forde/Eirika, among others.

I actually care way more about the loss of matchmaking, but IMO if Engage was going to still allow the player to romance someone... they really should have let those scenes and endings be more romantic. Otherwise what's the point? And as someone in the replies of that post noted... yeah, it's a bit unfortunate and weird that they chose the game where you can finally S rank ANYONE regardless of gender to really tone down the romance.

And for the record, I play plenty of romantic visual novels, as well as other series with "dating sim" aspects, such as Persona or Stella Glow (a HIGHLY underrated game). So it's not like I need to get my romance fix from FE specifically; I just was used to it being more romance focused and am a bit disappointed. But I initially checked out Awakening because I was intrigued by the turn-based strategy gameplay and its art style, and I'm still fully onboard the series for that, too! Outside of actual visual novels, any game I play with romance elements I'm primarily into for the plot and/or gameplay, but the romance is ALWAYS a plus for me. And since it was a pretty huge part of my FE experience for Awakening, Fates, and 3 Houses, I miss it here.

#fire emblem #fe17 #personal #i'm just a little bitter because i miss legit S ranks from 13/14/16. the confessions and proposals were SO GOOD #and yeah not every single one was a winner. but most were solid #meanwhile here the game has about ~18-ish people who are 'explicitly romantic' #but i've only had like... FIVE OR SIX that actually FELT romantic and included a confession #otherwise it's vague nonsense or the game really implying something while REFUSING to say it #but anyway despite my complaining i do overall really enjoy this game. and i'll continue to love the series #and i'll always have otome for my romance needs. i just wish there was a bigger following/fandom for that here

[kidkintsugi]

so theres this guy that i think might have feelings for me but i cant recipocrate?

this is really stressful to me!

hes not the guy who recently found out my gender is transed btw

this guy lives about an hour away from my hometown and 2 hours away from the place i stay at for uni. i met him at a pride parade 2 years ago and ever since weve been hanging out sometimes? not regularily bc of the distance but just enough, im happy and hes happy ig no pressure

we spent a lot of time together last summer. we took a lot of train rides together, met up for more pride parades, visited museums etc. it was EXTREMELY cool and i hope to do the same again this year!

but hes been getting kind of flirty over the course of it.

i usually dont mind flirting, it doesnt even really register to me as romantic because im a bit dense (LMAO) and i flirt with my friends all the time because we all know its just for shits and giggles? at least i hope so.

so then he invited me for his birthday last year. of course i wanna visit a friend for his birthday so i went. i was one of the only guest there because a lot of people declined last minute??? which is SUPER rude and i got super mad over that but thats not what this is about.

he keeps getting closer. i laugh it off he laughs too. he keeps going out with 2 other people that came to visit for "smoke breaks", he comes back in saying that "they thought we looked like a couple the way we look at eachother ahaha"

somethings off? hes been saying this a lot to me, saying that others think we are a thing and then asking me if "we arent one or are we?". I always answer with a laugh and an "obviously not". and also i dont really know what it means to 'look at eachother' like that because a) no eye contact and b) no prolonged staring on my part, thats all his doing

up to this point i always thought it was a joke obviously but god damn that night?

that night he got genuinely upset. he seemed really jealous when i was talking about other guys i was hanging out with. "haha why dont you spend time like that with me?" "why dont you call me x?" "why arent we doing y together?" all the time.

it gets later, we drank a bit (i really dont drink a lot i dont like the taste of alcohol) and he keeps leaning onto me, holding my arm when someone outside was approaching the door saying that "hes a bit scared :(" things like that. recording me singing, touching me when laughing, i can always blame it on the alcohol but with all the things that have been happening its really glaring isnt it?

its time for me to leave because its getting late and at this point we were alone except for his little brother who jokingly kept implying that "me and the guy should kiss because were both gay" which i. also laughed off and declined wholeheartedly lmao. something was definitely off and i needed to get out?

the car parks. i give his little brother a handshake to get him off me because he was really clingy (but also funny as hell oh my god) and head for the car.

"hey, no goodbye for me? :("

i wasnt planning to not say goodbye i was just. in a rush to get his brother off me lol.

so he comes closer and gives me a hug, fully aware that i dont like hugs a lot and takes me into his arms! really close! uh oh.

i move my face and look down because hes REALLY close and i am uncomfortable at this point.

he was so close to my face that my dad thought we were gonna kiss.

i head for the car and wave one last time before telling my dad about what happened and he also agrees that he definitely has a little crush.

the thing is? i dont feel the same bro

i like him as a friend, as i said i enjoyed my time in summer with him endlessly and i like spending time with him in general but feelings are so hard

i am autistic and i have been using the label aromantic as an umbrella term for my attraction for quite a long time now.

its not that i am 100% against the idea of a relationship, but i just dont understand romantic feelings (i dont think i have ever had a crush on someone that isnt a celebrity or a fictional character), i think im just as happy on my own, (pathetic warning:) i feel like im just gonna end up hurting someone and/or being hurt AND i just cant believe that anyone feels that way for me because i think of myself as unlikeable.

all of these mean: yeah! relationships are cool in theory but i dont really get feelings! autism is playing a role here too im sure of it but what am i gonna do about that lol

either way, i really dont want him to get the wrong idea.

because of my new touchy friends ive been feeling really weird and anxious about topics like these. on some days i get stomach troubles and terrible anxiety thinking about being held or touched again.

i also feel like i cant just tell him off because it would ruin our friendship. again, hes a good friend to me.

either way i feel like this ones gonna hurt

#vent #tw vent #vent tw

[theinkangelsfnfwritingheaven]

hey hope u don’t mind doing general relationship hcs but may i request them for pico? ty!! <3

(Art by: eyebaus)

General pico relationship HCs

A/N: Oof so many HCs (they dont take long to do which is nice) But sure no problem! Enjoy :]

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A Bad boy with a soft heart <3

This guy seems heartless and scary at first but he's really lovable and caring torwards you.

If anyone hurt's you he'll ask you who did it, what did they look like, and where do they live. This man wants to have a talk and maybe pull out his uzi (I think that's what its called) on them. He's protective and cares for your saftey

He'll usually take you out to eat and will hangout outside at night with you and maybe bf and gf will be there aswell.

He's good at flirting like- real good. And smooth with it. He'll call you nicknames like babe, baby boy/baby girl, love, darling and some more.

He also likes to tell you how beautiful you are to him and how he loves you very much. "Your literally everything to me y/n I hope you know that" "your so pretty and adorable" he'll tell you all of that while stroking your hair

For cuddling, hugs and kisses. He'll sit you in his lap, hug you from behind and put his head on your shoulder giving you neck kisses. Hugs are basically the same but its just hugging you from behind. For kissing he'll kiss your cheek, lips, neck, shoulder's. And for comfort forehead kisses.

#fnf x reader #fnf mod x reader #fnf #fnf mod #fnf pico #friday night funkin pico #friday night funkin #fnf pico x reader #pico fnf #pico x reader #fnf bf #fnf gf #fnf boyfriend #fnf girlfriend

[dyketubbo]

yknow . people on twt claiming ran n jackie are like cc!beeduo is concerning not just bc. theyre wrong. but also bc that implies any characters played by the ccs are equal to the ccs which not only becomes concerning because it heavily blurs the line between c!beeduo (married and have a child) and cc!beeduo (friends that joke around), but also has like. very unfortunate implications about. how these people manage to engage with the dream smp and similar things by the creators, as well as roleplay content in general?

because see, the fact is is that some characters are more like the ccs than others, and that yes, shipping can be fucked up if the ccs dont consent, because the characters started off based after the ccs relationships and some still keep this aspect (techno and phil for example have a similar dynamic in and out of character), while many others.. dont. they actively play into different dynamics, ones that before certain developments would look kind of fucked up (c!tubbo and c!ranboo have a distinctly different relationship than the ccs, as do c!karlnapity vs the ccs). theres a difference between putting two or more characters with an established purely platonic relationship in a relationship that isnt friendship, and acknowledging that two or more characters are canonically established to be something other than just friends. yes dsmp being the way it is makes this line something that cannot be treaded because of how the ccs traits and personalities can shine through their characters, however.

that is purely because (most of) the characters are actively inspired by the ccs in some way and often share names. otherwise, the dream smp is just a normal roleplay. series connected to it like tftsmp are completely roleplay and very rarely have characters directly inspired by the people playing them. karl, connor, and glatt are the only characters who are from the dream smp storyline. all other characters are simply connected to the world, but may not even be in the same timeline. they are intentionally played to have different personalities, names, stories, and usually appearances differ as well, with them only referencing the dsmp characters/ccs, even their voices are often different! and the thing is, itd be ridiculous to say "these characters are basically just like the ccs" because, well.... ranbob isnt dream, yeah? helga isnt quackity, porkius isnt techno, laggius isnt fundy, geneviene isnt niki, crops isnt corpse husband, so. ran isnt ranboo, and jackie isnt tubbo. simple really.

yes, please do keep creator boundaries in mind when interacting with characters from the dream smp, but when it comes to stuff like tftsmp, thats just.. normal roleplay. it only comes off as concerning to act as if theyre Just Like The CCs, especially, yknow, considering the fact that the episode was about murder? jackies skin is tubbos cogchamp skin and rans name is from ranboo and both of them are voiced by beeduo but.. thats where the similarities end. they have different personalities, jackie flirts with ran and actively shows an attachment to him, ran is, much more aloof than ranboo is, theyre from a completely different time and setting, etc etc. tubbo and ranboo have expressed that the shipping boundary is about irl shipping- and that fictional content is okay as long as it doesnt go too far.

and well.. it concerns me that a simple kiss is enough to be considered Too Far? even pushing aside the general discussion about boundaries, theres one concern in particular that pops out to me. and thats the "theyre minors, so shipping them is wrong" argument. i have many many complicated feelings about this argument, but what i dont like about it is the implication that minors cant be in relationships. theres a difference between putting minors in sexual content, especially young ones (of which is not okay because minors cant consent) and. having two teenagers (one of which is 18 and the other turning 18 soon instory- and again, another reminder that ran and jackie arent beeduo) kiss briefly and not going any further after one flirts with the other throughout the fic and the other starts realizing they care and reciprocate.

queer minors deserve to have representation. queer minors deserve to be acknowledged. the relationship in the fic may be romantic leaning, but is also free to see as queerplatonic, its complicated and not even the main plot of the story, just the plotline that helps get the story to its climax. its a narrative device, which is what relationships in fictional media should be. the point isnt just. shipping two minors (which isnt inherently bad unless theyre either like. little kids, framed in a sexual way when the og content isnt like that, or sends some uncomfortable message in any other way), but it doesnt. really matter that its happening.

and see, its a fictional story inspired by fictional characters from a public roleplay thats vaguely connected to some other public roleplay, and.. people are acting as if its directly connected to two of the people behind the roleplay that the other roleplay is loosely connected to that the characters that the story is inspired by are from is just so. weird because even explaining how this connects to the actors outside of just "theyre the actors" is a goddamn mouthful that cant be as easily simplified into "romantic shipfic of the actors" because it just isnt.

overall its just. truly baffling that people who are fans of a roleplay where the bigass abuse storyline is played by Dream Was Taken Him Goddamn Self as the abuser cant wrap it around their heads that giving more life to practical background characters is in fact Not equal to shipping the ccs. twitter is a hellhole full of brainrot ig

#long post #discourse #negative #abuse ment #rpf ment #knifetrick #mask mews #sorry tak to bring discourse here but twitters character limit is frustrating and i need to Talk #a lot of this is probably disjointed and doesnt make that much sense but thats bc i. didnt feel like filtering my thoughts lol #this is so much. whoops #twitter frustrates me ok

[beomglocks]

what soobin is like as a boyfriend

warnings & other: none i just love him but let’s be honest who doesn’t, this gets cheesy in some parts bc he just gives off stereotypical kdrama bf vibes but guys he’s the one

w/c: round to 1k

ok first off 

sorry if i rant soobin is my baby so ofc i think he’s the perfect boyfriend

he’s so

ugh

ok when you meet him he’s a shy boy

like really won’t wanna look you in the eye

ok like super fucking awkward

like painfully and you’re like “hahah ok that’s cute”

that only applies if you look intimidating tho

if you’re one of those people who’s blessed with not having resting bitch face he’ll be flirty

well you know..

he has his own methods of being flirty

he’s charming in his own way

probably does what yeonjun does but more subtle

stares

will stare at you

and when you make eye contact he smiles and rubs his lip with his finger DJSJSKDK PLZ

alternatively: looks away, purses his lips with a smile, ears get red, looks back up to you already looking at him then he waves

youre left like

“omg he’s so fucking cute”

ok but actually like he will reel you in without you even knowing

next thing you know you’re laughing at his lame ass jokes

god forbid you think he’s funny

“you think I’m funny? well we should date” :)

wait im pretty sure he said he doesnt go after someone unless he knows they like him back

tbh he’d probably wait until you make the first move

or wait until you show interest or else he’ll just hide his feelings

you have to bring him out of his shell

once you do...oh boy

100% never leaving you alone

always telling you how much he loves you

he’s the sweetest

teeth rotting sweet

i feel like he would slowly open up to you during the relationship

he’s not like automatically into it if that makes sense

shy to initiate things at first

such as kissing and touching

asks you if it’s ok first

we love consent

free samples kind of guy

dont take him to an ice cream shop or shops in general

he will devour the free samples

next thing you know you’re leaving with goat cheese and the newest ice cream flavour

he gives hopeless romantic vibes

would want to bake with you in the kitchen

and i know this sounds cliche but

flour fight

he’s cute with it at first

just rubs some flour on your nose then next thing you know

“we turned our dog white”

he’s a simple man

however

he probably spoils you

but not like expensive item type of spoiling he isn’t extravagant

god forbid the price range of any of the items he buys you exceeds his actual paycheck

cute gifts that you’ll actually use and cherish

i dont see many fights happening with him tbh

maybe if you question his leadership choices then i can see a fight happening

for example if you think he couldve handled a situation better in a certain way and you point that out to him he’ll get all defensive

“im the leader of my group dont tell me what you think is best for my group”

then you’re just like “well shit fuck you too i was just tryna help”

i can see him distancing himself after a fight if you’re also feeling a bit aggitated

doesn’t talk to you until it’s literally 2am and neither of you are sleeping bc yall always cuddle and you’re not cuddling him

:(

he’s always the first one to say sorry

my god he makes fun of you so much

not on a beomgyu level though

more of a “if you say something silly i will make you feel so dumb for the rest of the day” kind of clowning

wow jealousy

i feel like he’s not super jealous unless he feels threatened

everything was fine until the fire nation attacked

once he sees you getting a little too buddy buddy with someone else he’s like nah i gotta shut this shit down

he’s humble but once he’s jealous he’s all braggy to make himself seem above who ever was trying to get at you

“yeah i think we ALL-”

boy do you have to comfort this big baby

he’s sensitive :(

hold him and rub his head on his off days

tell him he’s the best boy and it doesnt matter what anyone else thinks screw them

he laughs like 

“shouldnt i be comforting you?” 

soooooooooo sappy

cliche asf boyfriend

buys you flowers

if he could he would be doing the whole radio outside your window thing (side note: yeonjun would too be he’s whipped asf)

college bf (we saw it coming)

see also: college bf who helps you in what he can and tells you to screw math bc you don’t need it anyways

shows up at your school or job after his practice

everyone loves him

everyone

you gotta be on guard 24/7

i wouldnt say you’d be insecure per se but soobin definietly lacks awareness when it comes to being flirted with

he recognizes others advances but laughs awkwardly, forgetting to tell the person he already has a partner

~cue mild argument~

at the end of it all he’s like “dont worry i only like you jeez”

if he’s working on a song he asks for your input

or rather how would you interpret a certain emotion that he isn’t able to convey

just to joke around, if he has to write a song about heartbreak but neither of you have been through that he’ll be like

“well there’s a first for everything :)”

soobin 100% takes the time to learn about your culture

he’s invested what can i say

introducing you to the other members isn’t THAT bad

but they definitely clown soobin

txt: “how come your partner is cooler than our own leader”

“maybe they should lead us instead” (joke)

soobin’s like fuck yall i can be cool :(

always send you cute selfies

with messages along the lines of

“i miss you :((((”

“bring ice cream on your way back!”

“be safe tho xxx”

he gives embarassing dad vibes

you can’t introduce him to your friends !

since he has you around he isn’t too shy and once he engages in conversation you better pack your bags

he’s trying to be funny (keyword: trying) but really it’s just your friends laughing to not make the hot idol bf not feel bad

you help him with his script for music bank

speaking of music bank

yes, yes, you are clowning him like the rest of txt and he comes home like

“not you too :(((((((”

hueningkai

my goodness hueningkai

yall tussle over soobin’s attention

sometimes it feels like youre sharing soobin with kai

you love them both but youre like “kai sweetie it’s cold and i wanna be the one to cuddle my bf so please”

speaking of cuddles 

best cuddles

ones where he’s wearing a really comfortable sweater that’s actually nice material and your face gets buried in his chest 

his limbs will be tangled in yours no doubt

but wow he’s so warm you almost never wanna let go

they don’t call him “home” for nothing

tall boy

makes fun of you if you’re shorter than him

yes he does tease you by placing items on higher-than-you-can-reach shelves

kick his shins he’ll give in

you: ”hows the weather up there”

him: “nice actually but you wouldnt know now would you :)”

tell him your problems, tell him anything

he will listen

and i mean let-you-ramble-for-hours kind of listen

but at the end of it his input is always valuable and he isn’t judgemental

he’s a good listener and gives good advice!!!

he’s not the leader for no reason put some damn trust in him!

#choi soobin #soobin #soobin imagines #fluff #soobin reactions #soobin drabbles #soobin drabble #soobin fluff #txt imagines #drabble #tomorrow x together imagines #txt headcanons #soobin headcanons #txt reactions #txt scenarios #soobin timestamps #soobin fic #soobin x reader