#literally feel like a disney princess

[hyunpic]

hyunjin on bubble: my dad took these for me

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #🧼 #feeling like a disney bird wanting to circle around him like he’s the princess #he looks like he’s in deep thought like hmm how will i make their heart skip a beat today #idk why he said his dad took these when these are literally our wedding anniversary pics 😔 sorry to break it to u like this..

[riddlerosehearts]

i am so tired of seeing this screenshot about wish's ending reposted everywhere and used to make fun of the movie:

and this is coming from someone who didn't even like the movie very much, but this is misrepresenting what happened. yes, there is a thing where asha wears a cloak resembling that of the fairy godmother and at the end star makes her a magic wand and the kids say she's like a fairy godmother, king magnifico does get trapped in a mirror, etc, and the movie was absolutely filled with easter eggs and references to previous movies--yep, when i saw the movie i did in fact take these scenes as just easter eggs! after all, think about this logically, if all currently existing movies in the disney animated canon were meant to take place in the same universe, and asha canonically grows up to be cinderella's fairy godmother, then...

how can you explain such a drastic difference in appearance? how can you justify asha, a brown-skinned afro-hispanic girl with a face full of freckles and long brown hair, and this old white woman being the same person? you can't, because they're not!!!! if i recall correctly asha doesn't even wear that cloak at the end when they're calling her a fairy godmother, she just wears it during one scene when she's a fugitive and has to sneak around. also...

the creators of the movie have directly confirmed that they were not trying to set up a disney multiverse and that it's not meant to be taken that seriously. rapunzel and eugene's cameo in frozen also wasn't meant to be taken anywhere near as seriously as everyone took it. neither were any previous cameos like belle in hunchback of notre dame or aurora in oliver and company (and if aurora being in oliver and company was canon, she'd be over 600 years old!). and, back to wish specifically, the little easter egg earlier in the movie where magnifico sees a wish bubble from someone who wants the perfect nanny to take care of their kids and says he's "poppin' that one" also doesn't mean the banks family from mary poppins canonically lives in rosas. the scene at the end where a boy named peter who wears all green and dreams of creating a flying machine goes to work with a girl in a blue nightgown whose wish is to fly doesn't mean peter pan and wendy actually somehow lived together in rosas and knew each other before the movie peter pan ever happened. it is literally impossible for all of these movies to take place in the same time period and universe, so it's a good thing that they, uh, don't, and were never intended to. please, if you don't like the movie, that's perfectly fine, but don't say disney is trying to create some convoluted multiverse and "MCU-ify" their movies when that just literally isn't true.

#disney #wish #disney wish #ughhhh #wish 2023 #nobody is even going to see this post or care but whatever. i am Tired. #one person i explained this to said even they KNEW it was all just easter eggs but they hated the movie and wanted to shit on it #and like??? what is the point??? if you hate it that bad then make fun of it for something that's actually true at least 😭😭 #to be completely honest i feel like the fact that there is zero logical way for asha to be THE fairy godmother #should've tipped people off if nothing else!?!?!? #you can even tell that the cloaks aren't the exact same--asha's doesn't have sleeves and has purple inside the hood #anyway i'm so glad princess aurora really was literally there in the 1980s in oliver and company #even though she was born in the 1300s #we stan disney's first immortal vampire queen <3

[k-martins]

oh... OH!!!

(This is my reaction upon discovering that the YutaFushi/OkkoFushi ship is a real thing and not a mere daydream.)

#Don't get me wrong #Itafushi will always be my OTP #but YutaFushi/OkkoFushi has a very interesting vibe #it's a little strange to see the fanarts because it feels like I'm looking at Sukuita #(GG got it right by changing their hair) #and it's also fun to see in the manga Yuji and Yuta almost jumped on Naoya's neck because of Megumi #and the two have plans to save our beloved literal Disney princess #yuta okkotsu #megumi fushiguro #yuji itadori #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #jjk #jjk anime #okkofushi #itafushi #yuutafushi

[like-sands-of-time]

Idk man I'm a little mad we got one dying kiss between soulmates out of 6 hours of film and no future for them, it just feels insanely unsatisfying? I guess?

Was that meant to be a happy ending?? Her other half is dead .. story rules dictate she can't just go on and be happy with her other half dead, not after they actually said it instead of leaving it unspoken. They have some force bond. Dyads. Equals, two halves of one whole. Balance between light and dark. First in generations they said. No way she's just Fine after his death. No way she's Balanced after his death, what? How?

#basically it feels like the soulmates thing takes several back seats to.. making her a palpatine for some reason #not even really sure why she needed to be of that line? i thought the whole thing was she was a nobody #rags to riches type story.. disney princess (literally now) she goes from being a poor starving servant to empress of the galaxy and #epic jedi badass. able to temper Ben's murderous tendencies and advocate for the changes he forgets #they work together fight together blend together #thats what i thought they were going with when the whole second movie was them thinking about each other constantly #also snoke may have done something to amplify their bond but no way it wasnt ben and rey benefitting from seeing each other vulnerable #they made it funny and glossed over it but him being shirtless or her being covered in that blanket #they could have done more with that #i love LOVE that after they touch she immediately goes to his side. and hes waiting for her #like i can only imagine what he was thinking.. omg she came for Me. she wants to see me. be by my side #i mean my man immediately proposed marriage and co rulership after killing his abuser for her #reylo

[cerealbishh]

Inside, My heart is breaking My makeup may be flaking But my smile still stays on

🎥: @starcuffedjeans

#moulin rouge! the musical #moulin rouge broadway #tasia jungbauer #satine #tasiatine #moulinrougeedit #musicaltheatreedit #theatreedit #broadwayedit #broadwaydaily #musicalgifs #my favorite satine ever i think #i would've made a solo tasiatine gifset earlier but decided against it but i'm happy i get to make a gifset from this boot #she literally looks like a disney princess #her acting in only girl and everything after that K I L L S me... #tw: flashing gif? #i don't normally keep all of satines outfits in these gifsets but... it's tasia! she looks so good in them! #have you ever seen a woman so beautiful? #i love how this satine is even more scared and playful than the last but she's still got walls up and puts up a good front #to elaborate she plays into what feels like what make the duke happy in only girl even though she's disgusted and uncomfortable #i changed the gifs to better showcase some of her acting but also some are really just for me to stare at #honestly the flirty little kick makes up for the fact that she doesn't kick her leg up in elm anymore #also not her mimicking christian's hand gestures at ''love is a many splendored thing'' #the amount of times she tried to muster up a smile for the duke(although not very convincingly until the end) of only girl just breaks me #also the way she also uses a hand gesture that was very duke-like after the fake smile breaks me for some reason #dylan and her also play well so i wonder what their chemistry is like as christian and satine(probably good since i've watched them sing it #the small smile when he sings ''come what may'' breaks me #maybe it's a good thing i didn't see dylan and tasia perform #i had to swap gifs for only girl because legitamately this was the first mustered smile in this scene that broke me #and the cruel satisfactory smile from the duke wasn't helping

[masschase]

Casey Belle isn't real and she can't shoot me

Casey Belle:

This is the most 'internet' thing I have done

#if i said i was drunk would you forgive me? (i'm not) #i know i make the elsa jokes but really yeah she'd be belle #like she's a weirdo book girl she just also has a gun #she literally gets a library #oh yeah #and the double pigtails are bc sometimes I give her the long wavy double pigtails in game :) #sr boss: casey clark #i'm berating myself but this was a lot of fun #aaaaaand yes ummmm thinking about it her wedding dress would look belle's princess dress but white and a bit more... chaotic with the folds #disney #feel dumb even tagging as sr #stuff i drew

[honeykaes]

am I the only one a little bummed at the music (at least for right now) in Fontaine?

idk when it comes to battles I expected like rock opera and epic feats then story tale princess ballet :(

#I think its hard because Sumeru's music was literally amazing in every way #(except Apep's boss theme imo) #and there's so much you can do with French music with British pUNK ROCK?? #I mean even the incorporation of Jazz since the French co-opted Black Jazz players in the US #idk I didn't want Disney princess I wanted epic feats and glory ig #make my ass feel like king arthur #•🍯• syrupy—

[dullahandyke]

was gonna make a post bitching about how being a princess of heart works but then i remembered the whole union cross 'the 13 darknesses are sentient' thing and came up with my own theories but ive looped back around to being mad again. goddd why does shit actually work when you think about it im so mad

#i was hung up on the singular sentence in kh3 abt them releasing the lights into new vessels (EXPLAIN PLS?) #and ive come to the conclusion that the 7 lights are their own sentient beings like the darknesses who can interact with their hosts #and they explained the situation and all went 'hey jasmine/belle/etc id usually only do this if u died but like #the baddies all know where we are now. can we fuck off to new hosts so they dont find us' #and the princesses all went thumbs up emoji and off they fucked to arendelle #n then that leaves a couple options for kairi #first off her light went 'oh she has a keyblade? im staying here then. no need to ask her' #second off it asked her and she decided to keep it. which is INTERESTING and i will have to think abt to decide what it means #bcos like. im keenly fucking aware that we get Three whole sentences abt the situation in kh3 #and neither kairi nor the former princesses r there for it. so like. Assumptions R Being Made! #like i know the princess of hearts logic is literally just 'we made the disney princesses into macguffins'. but like. augh #this also brings me to question like. yeah yeah heart wont make a nobody. but like. what ELSE does lightdom grant #bcos we KNOW excess darkness has an impact (hi terra) #and if the only ppl without darkness are those currently hosting the light (and ven. hi ven) #then moving to another host like elsa requires purging them of their darkness. which i feel should. do something #IDKK im pontificating with shaky knowlege but like. u undestand #anywho leftover stir fry is calling my name xoxo

[hylianane]

every time i think about that fucking Oye Primos disney channel show i shake with rage like i hope it never sees the light of day i hate gringos with latino grandparents so fucking bad

#those showrunners can eat my ass they LOVELOVELOVE TO PRETEND THEYRE LATINO ACTUALLY but cant be fucked to learn their family’s own language #theyre making a show to represent latinos ❤️ with the only lines in spanish in the intro being grammatically incoherent ❤️ #and one of the character’s name literally meaning vagina (AND penis! Such a meaningful word) ❤️ like that stuff is in la RAE bro #if your show for latinos would need to change a characters name for the latin spanish dub like theyre huey dewey and louie- #-because itd be actively offensive to multiple regions then maybe its not for latinos! #if no one in your crew caught those mistakes then its probably not made BY latinos either right #but you knew that dont you? No show runner gets on instagram to ‘clap back’ to the people correcting you by saying that #actually the language we speak isnt even ours and it was enforced on us by the colonizers so really its anti-latino to defend it #Theres no way you can speak such disgusting shit like that and not be self aware right? #The show isnt for latinos its for white people whove never set foot in latam and refuse to learn the language of their grandparents #who LOVE to slap that label on themselves to feel special and oppressed #que coman mierda todo ellos #aquellos que se burlarían cruelmente de un latino hablando con acento y solo hablar de como la inmigración y los mariguanos- #-se están robando sus empleos o yo no sé que mierdas #Me dan ganas de ranchar pensar que disney mando a hacer un programa solo para aquellos hijueputas #en vez de para los niños que viven en latinoamerica #Ooh but look guys heres a latina princess isnt she lovely? She doesn’t live in latam either tho ptff are you kidding thats stupid #princesses dont live in 3rd world countries yuck. She lives in fantasy land obviously #Mátense

[rosykims]

god give me the wisdom the courage the strength not to say fuck it and make elspeth queen consort and subsequently start a riot in the middle of the landsmeet

#oc: elspeth #tay plays dao #I LITERALLY REMADE HER SOLELY TO AVOID MAKING THIS CHOICE FOR THE 67TH TIME #i LOVE the queen ending but i always feel so guilty for pickig it like its so.... unrealistic. but its also fucking iconic so #BUT I DOESNT MAKE SENSE FOR HER !!!! EEEEEEE #the whole POINT of her is that she eventually overcomes her pride and prioritizes duty over her noble origins #so making her queen just doesnt work #but consider this. i love her and want her to be happy :( #ALSO JUST. HHH. mistress wardens have it sooooo bad pimping out alistair to morrigan AND anora #i could make alistair rule alone i guesssssss #but idk. ella cares about anora and wedding her to alistair is also partly about keeping HER safe too #even if they can never be friends after the whole executing loghain thing :/ #idk i was feeling fine abt this yesterday but god its so sad i cant believe i went from ella 1.0s happily-ever-after disney princess ending #to ella 2.0 depressed ptsd martyr complex failwarden who has to share her bf with his hotter blonder richer wife #hhhh. #if i can think of some way the consort ending actually makes sense & gives elspeth narrative closure as a chara...well a bitch just might😔 #until then lana del rey voice i know ur wife and she wouldnt mind i guess </3

[smile-files]

NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING COLD AND. THINKING ABOUT NICKEL INANIMATE INSANITY

#melonposting #hello i have no idea what to think of him #if i think of him in s2 i'm like yeah he sucks #but lol if i think of him in s3 i'm like. he is a nickel :) #sorry lol is it weird that i have no actual opinion on ii3 nickel? i feel like i should have opinions on him #especially as i am. you know. clover #idk there's something with him being so cynical about everything and then there being the one person who's a complete ray of sunshine #like who's not only friendly and sweet but also nothing bad happens to them #like somebody who is happy and has a good life? lol? #like i watched that movie. what's it called. enchanted #and to me he's just the new yorker main character guy who thinks love is dead or whatever #and clover is what's-her-name the disney princess who came into his life #of course in that movie those characters have romantic feelings for one another while here it's. no. not at all #but the point still stands #i guess it's like? nickel thinks the world and the people in it are ultimately bad? #so 1. when clover's there she just seems like an anomaly to him #and 2. when clover wishes him luck suddenly good things start happening to him? and he's just baffled?? #of course he literally has some of clover's luck powers now but idk i think it's symbolic too? idk #idk lol i'm just trying to wrap my head around this guy. when i should be sleeping

[bibliophileiz]

ok i DO NOT THINK they actually called him john lackland at his fucking coronation

#princess of thieves #pot liveblogging 2k22 #disney #i can't believe that was in the script that's amazing #disney was like 'we know about history we just don't care' #should i tag this english history? i wonder medievalists feel about this movie #english history #plantagenets #there i did it #john lackland lol #THAT'S IN THE SCRIPT #IT'S IN THE MOVIE the archbishop literally calls him john lackland of england as he ANOINTS HIS HEAD IN OIL #i can't even

[mourn2]

godd i put on a dress ONCE and forget how to act

#i feel so feminine and pretty genuinely like a disney princess AUUUAAAAAA #quite literally the prettiest boygirl at the party. #yellow is such a good colour on me ive decided and my hair looks great too bc i washed it this morning and my face is actually...pretty #this is so crazy #VEN HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!!!!!!

[masterhallmark]

Rant incoming

I feel like the problem with a lot of Disney's live action remakes (and arguably Wish) is they're trying to appeal to a crowd that no longer exists, namely the people who used to claim that the Disney Princesses were sexist.

All the interviews tend to include, "Well she's not chasing a MAN anymore" which...almost no one sees the princesses like that, anymore. Virtually NO ONE still believes the princesses are man-chasing sexist caricatures of women.

Cinderella is now hailed as an abuse victim who stayed strong long enough to get help to get out of her situation. Anyone who says she should have saved herself is basically regarded as a victim blamer. And it's very clear in the film she wasn't looking to marry the prince, she just wanted a night off. She was the only one who wasn't in line to meet him. She didn't find out she met the prince until he went looking for her!

Snow White is now hailed for her negotiation skills, ability to calm down after extreme stress (she had a moment of panic and had to cry for a bit, but who wouldn't after finding out The Queen hired someone to kill you?), and ability to take charge of a house of adult men. And again, she was an abuse victim, this time trying to escape ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS. While she dreamed of her prince, it was secondary to her main goal of SURVIVAL. There are also entire video essays about how Snow White gave hope to people during The Great Depression.

Everyone acknowledges that Ariel wanted to be human BEFORE meeting Eric. We all know she was a nerd hyperfixating on humans, and also standing up to her prejudiced father.

We understand Sleeping Beauty wasn't the main character, the Three Good Fairies were, AND PHILLIP WOULD NEVER HAVE BEATEN MALEFICENT WITHOUT THEM! He literally depended on them! WOMEN SAVED THE DAY! But even then, is it really such a sin for a girl to fantasize about romance and fall for someone with corny pickup lines?

We all understand Jasmine just wanted someone to treat her LIKE A PERSON. She rejected every Prince before Aladdin because they treated her like a prize. So why did they need her to want to be Sultan? How did that make her more feminist when she already wanted to be treated like an equal and have a say in her future? Is it only empowering if you want a career in politics?

We admire that Belle, despite living in a judgemental village, was kind to everyone (even though she found the village life dull), and her story teaches girls that the guy everyone else loves isn't always a good guy. What's sexist about teaching girls about red flags? And she didn't start being nice to The Beast until he started treating her with respect and kindness.

Do I really NEED to defend Mulan or Tiana? I think they speak for themselves.

Rapunzel was yet another abuse victim who just needed a little help to get out of her bad situation. In this case, she also needed to learn that she was an abuse victim, and that what Mother Gothel did WASN'T normal, much like many victims of gaslighting.

And don't get me started on the non-princess animals.

Perdita had a healthy relationship with Pongo to the point she was open to express her pregnancy fears to him, and was ready to TEAR APART Cruella's goons for daring to touch her puppies as well as adopting the other puppies. Like, she was so ferocious the goons mistook her for a hyena! She's basically that "I AM THAT GIRL'S MOTHER!" scene from SpyXFamily if Yor were a dog. She and her husband were a TEAM.....but they made a Cruella live action to turn her into a girlboss?! The literal animal abuser!? THAT'S the woman you wanted to put on a pedestal when Perdita was RIGHT THERE!?

Duchess kept her kittens calm after they had been catnapped and was classy as heck. Nice to everyone regardless of social class during a time period where that was uncommon.

Lady stood up to Tramp when she believed he had abandoned her and didn't really care about her. She found out he was a heartbreaker and was like, "Nuh uh. No. You are not doing that to me! You put me through enough."

Miss Bianca from The Rescuers was IN CHARGE the whole movie, and was willing to risk life and limb to save an innocent child. THAT TINY MOUSE TOOK ON ALLIGATORS! And she picked Bernard to accompany her because he was the only one who wasn't ogling her. And then in the sequel SHE DID IT ALL AGAIN! I wish I were as brave as her.

Like, the public haven't accused these ladies of being sexist caricatures since 2014 (Actresses and actors don't count, they're out of touch like the rest of Hollywood) yet Disney is operating under the assumption that the public still thinks that way, hence all the "sHe'S nOt AfTeR a MaN iN ThIs VeRsIOn" talk.

The live action remakes are trying to attract an audience that doesn't really exist much, anymore, and back when it did exist, was comprised mainly of people who didn't actually watch the films. The Disney princesses are no longer seen as sexist, and feminine qualities are no longer seen as weak or undesirable.

#the rescuers #disney #101 dalmatians #perdita #miss bianca #rapunzel #tangled #princess and the frog #tiana #the three good fairies #flora #merriweather #fauna #snow white #sleeping beauty #Cinderella #ariel #the little mermaid #beauty and the beast #belle #aristocats #duchess #lady and the tramp #jasmine #aladdin #long #wish

[artist-issues]

Disney doesn't need to change "the formula." That's the last thing that Wish proves.

What Wish proves is that "the formula" only works when you know why the ingredients are in it, and you use them the correct way.

The Princess Character is meant to wish for only half of the movie's message, and go through an adventure that teaches her what the other half is; what her dream was missing. Ariel dreamed of understanding but she was missing love. Tiana dreamed of achieving her goals but she was missing faith. Jasmine dreamed of freedom but she was missing trust. Belle dreamed of adventure but she was missing being understood.

The Villain is meant to highlight the opposite of the movie's message. Jafar gets what he wants through trickery and manipulation; that's the opposite of Aladdin's "truth will set you free" message, and he gets imprisoned in a lamp. Scar thinks being a King is having his way all the time and can't learn from his past of living in Mufasa's shadow; that's the opposite of The Lion King's "Let the past remind you of your responsibility to selflessness." Gaston loves only himself and is always obsessed with appearances; that's the opposite of Beauty & the Beast's "true love is found within a heart of self-sacrifice." That's what makes them such good villains. (and that clear direction is what drives good villain songs, since Magnifico's is what everyone is talking about)

The sidekick is supposed to compare/contrast with the main character's qualities. Abu is a greedy thief, which is what everyone in Agrabah thinks Aladdin is; when he scolds Abu and teaches him selflessness, it shows us who Aladdin actually is. Flounder is easily frightened and looks at the glass half-full; when Ariel coaxes him and leads by example, we see her bravery and positivity reflected in Flounder's tiny character arc. Timon & Pumbaa do whatever they want all day just like young Simba always dreamed of; when Simba goes to live with them, he finds that "getting his way all the time" makes him forget who he really is and feel empty.

The setting is supposed to show off the characters and highlight the movie's message. Rapunzel's tower is designed to be pretty on the inside because of her influence; if it were too dark and prison-shaped, we'd wonder why she didn't work up the courage to leave sooner. Just like how Quasimodo has made his corner of the bell-tower beautiful, too; they're taught the world is cruel and they're not strong enough for it, but they make their own worlds beautiful enough to hint that that's wrong right from the start. Ariel's grotto is shaped like a tower with no roof so that she only has one window to the forbidden Surface, and it's the light that comes from that forbidden world into her dark grotto which literally makes her able to see human things differently. Tiana's apartment has no interesting features except her father's picture, a perfectly made bed, a drawer with no extra outfits but stuffed with tip money, and only two dresses; both of which are for work.

None of that is happening in Wish, because they didn't know why the formula ingredients are there. Disney needs to understand and return to the formula the right way; forgetting it was what got them here.

Asha learns nothing to add to her dream, unless you count "the power to grant wishes is in me." Which you shouldn't, because we didn't even know she was confused about that until the animals sang a song that was completely off-topic and she had the chance to jump in and sing "I'm a Star!"

Magnifico does not demonstrate the opposite of Wish's message effectively because his character has nothing to do with a philosophy against making wishes, and everything to do with power. (He is the strongest character in the film. But because the message and core concept of what wishes are are so bad, that's not saying much.)

Valentino, and Asha's friends, do not highlight anything about her character through compare/contrast. Valentino is brave and all over the place. Her friends are seven-dwarfs parodies. Happy, Doc, Sneezy, Dopey, Bashful, Sleepy, Grumpy. None of that contrasts with Asha's vague characterization of "cares too much." None of it compares to that characterization, either.

The setting is empty. There are no interesting details that teach you something about any of the characters. None in Asha's home, none in the neat-and-tidy one-dimensional forest, none in the Rosas square, and none in the bland, empty castle. Magnifico's study is the closest anything gets; there's a loose concept that all of Asha's friends have to work together to open the roof, and take a leap of faith to weigh the pulley system down. Unfortunately, none of these characters is shown struggling to work together, OR to take leaps of faith, at all, before this point.

The ingredients of the formula are in Wish. They're just not being used correctly. This is how not to use the formula; it's not the formulas fault. If it ain't broke. They should never have let people convince them to try and fix it.

#Disney #critic #wish #wish 2023 #wish hate #Disney's wish #Disney criticism #wish Disney #get it together Disney #real Disney #realdisney #notmydisney #Mulan #Tangled #The Little Mermaid #The Lion King #Aladdin #Meta #writing #writing advice #Disney princesses #Princess critiques #the Disney formula #formula #character analysis #animation #set design #Rosas #Magnifico #Asha

[pride-moth]

Okay Google,

How do I stop romantically fantasising about my friend who it would be an extremely bad idea to start a relationship with because she's closer friends with or (in one instance) literally related to most of my other friends?

How do I stop thinking about how pretty she is and how she was totally flirting with me and completely caught me off-guard with it and also I invited her to a WEDDING because IDK she said she'd like to go to one????

End me

#Personal #I'd say don't reblog but honestly every day I see sapphics have similar breakdowns on here so honestly feel free #Like I'm sure someone's gonna relate #Help #But also she's literally a Disney princess oh Lord #And we talked about how much we hate dating while flirting like half the evening like what is this #And now I won't see her for at least two weeks because she's on vacation so maybe I'll become normal about it again