#literally wtf is this list

[ddarker-dreams]

locke i swear you got a type going on... chrollo? INFJ. Johan? INFJ. Scaramouche? INTJ. Kafka? ENTJ...

its even funnier than im an entp and we have the exact same type 😭😭😭😭

honestly i am so predictable ... this made me wanna examine 🔍🕵️‍♀️ the trends of my all-time favorite characters. let's see .

chrollo lucilfer (INFJ)

giorno giovanna (INFJ)

scaramouche (INTJ)

pannacotta fugo (INTP)

bruno bucciarati (ISTJ)

levi ackerman (ISTP)

johan liebert (INFJ)

daryl dixon (ISTP)

alucard (ISTP)

tony stark (ENTP)

gojo satoru (ENTP)

izaya orihara (ENTP)

feitan portor (ISTP)

narancia ghirgha (ESFP)

guido mista (ESTP)

so many introverts........... yes........... exclelent...................... i love them..................................... they listen to me speak.......... and damn i speak a lot.....

#literally wtf is this list #i'm cringing at myself #me and my terrible men collection #(with a few exceptions) #i need the lord's guidance #answered #Anonymous

[bsaka7]

absolute shocker but kaprizov is the highest scoring player in 23-24 not to make the playoffs (96pts/11th) + he played fewer games than anyone else in the top 20 (75gp). the next highest scoring player not to make the playoffs is....sidney crosby (94pts/14th). after kaprizov started the season carrying injury. if anyone cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#hock.txt #head in HANDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS #statsposting #i GUESS #i dont look at these lists because i don't care except that also. i do care #kaprizov also t-youngest in the top 15 for scoring. btw at 26. him mcdavid and matthews. wtf was in the water....? #kirill kaprizov #<- for the sake of me being able to find this later if i want to LOL #im depressing myself is it really my fate to look at everyone else in the playoffs and say #WTF THAT SHOULD BE US???? even tho i've literally been a fan for 5mo #i guess i'm well and proper into it now tho #edit i was sorting by forwards sorry no15 for pts is qhughes who is 24. damn

[whosthatfunkyrat]

Love it when a show lasts longer than two seasons because it wasn’t touched by Netflix…

#shadow and bone #lockwood and co #anne with an e #julie and the phantoms #one day at a time #fate: the winx saga #warrior nun #inside job #the society #I am not okay with this #GLOW #daredevil #literally just looking at a list online and I forgot about some of these #😐 #literally wtf

[justastrugglinghotchocolate]

10 things Henry Wotton does that scare and confuse me

Does not engage with Dorian’s antisemitism

To paraphrase MandaloreGaming, “[Henry] not being [antisemitic and/or] racist feels almost like a plot hole.”

In fact, Henry is the only one to treat Sybil’s manager like a human being.

“Lord Henry, upon the other hand, rather liked him. At least he declared he did, and insisted on shaking him by the hand and assuring him that he was proud to meet a man who had discovered a real genius and gone bankrupt over a poet.”

This isn’t even him being mocking, we have seen that Henry doesn’t mock in such an involved way—he prefers to talk shit afterwards (not counting Basil :( ).

Says a ton of misogynistic shit, but never takes a misogynistic action

You would expect a guy as supposedly misogynistic as Henry to be offended and insult every woman who argues against him, but he just talks with them and genuinely takes them seriously. He tries to convince them of his ideas, but if they don’t believe him, he doesn’t push it.

Implied to have close relationships with sister and his aunt.

Gwendolyn is the only sibling that is named and that is because she is the only one he makes a point to hang out with.

Same with Aunt Agatha.

Is possibly implied to have gotten at least a bit annoyed with Dorian sleeping with Gwendolyn (his sister). *this is based off the way Dorian reacts after Basil brings it up. Considering that entire moment was added in the 1891 ver, it’s certainly interesting, but nothing definitive, so take this with a grain of salt!

Has a decent relationship with his wife

Based on the fact Victoria was able to divorce him at all, he respected her enough to not put up a legal fight (divorce in England was difficult as fuck because women essentially became property to their husbands. They didn’t own anything and couldn’t even bring up a case without a man doing so. The fact Victoria was able to do so and the fact no other family members are mentioned, implies he brought the case to court for her, thus making the divorce process much easier than it ever would have been)

Always involves the women who enter discussions with him. 

He never once objects to them out nor insults them or makes them feel inferior or otherwise unwelcome. Constantly, he cheekily, but genuinely, suggests that the women he speaks with should have their own ‘fun’ regardless of the scandal involved. Recall that Victorian society characterized women as only valuable as wives and less than human. Henry is actively inviting women to be just as bad as men, thus seeing them at the same level as men. 

More so, in chapter 17, his banter with the duchess is not done so mockingly. Like his early conversations with Basil, Henry entertains and elaborates on her ideas, never once dismissing her. Even when he points out things she’s gotten wrong in his perspective, he does so playfully, which we actually haven’t seen him do with anyone except for Basil.

The entire scene with the Duchess of Monmouth in chapter 18. 

Henry is strangely gentle and compassionate with her in a way we have never seen him be with anyone (even Dorian!). He is genuine with her in a way that is comforting, he compliments her, makes her laugh, and, weirdly, warns her not to enter a scandal.

Owns a parrot.

Is pretty accurate on the importance of youth in society

Ever since the 1960s, youth culture has absolutely dominated social norms

The concept of teenagers and childhood were created because companies realized they could sell shit to you.

Is constantly criticizing marriage because of how it limits relationships between the men and women involved. 

This is novel because marriage was an expectation of Victorian Society, especially for someone in Henry’s class. The fact he actively despises it and recommends against it would be one of the many many things that would paint him as amoral to everyone else.

“the one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.”

“there are other and more interesting bonds between men and women. I will certainly encourage them.”

 Disclaimer: this is headcanon: Would probably say, “I’m going to live forever” and immediately get hit by a bus.

I don’t have evidence for this, it just feels right.

Bibliography because I reference historical shit and hbomberguy has reawakened the fear of accidentally plagiarizing i have had since i was six (but i am not doing this in some college style, because ewww)

MandaloreGaming: Anonymous Agony: An Extra Edgy Adventure Game

Shanspeare: Life Doesn’t End in Your 20s: The Myth of the Teenage Dream (for the childhood part)

Mary Lyndon Shanley: Feminism, Marriage, and the Law in Victorian England, 1850-1895 (for the divorce part)

#this is mostly based on my interpretation #feel free to make your own list of shit henry does that are weird #the irony that if you pay attention to his rants he starts sounding like an academic liberal #hmm #anyways check out that book by mary lyndon shanley it's very interesting. #the picture of dorian gray #henry wotton #basil hallward #dorian gray #victoria wotton #lists #just for fun :) #long post #i literally have done three long deep dive posts that focus on henry wtf has happened to me?

[aroacedaddytalksshit]

The US really be out here preaching “innocent until proven guilty” with literally babies and children on the no-fly list, huh

#literally wtf #no fly list #no fly list leak #usa

[localplaguenurse]

I was looking up Diluc's age for fic plotting and came across an article with like the actual fucking worst info on all playable character ages, like literally half of the characters are just "young man/woman" or they're labeled as "unknown" when you can literally look up the genshin timeline and find their actual ages somewhere. Zhongli is literally the only correct age at over 6000. I am losing my mind. Kaveh is almost thirty and older than Alhaitham but he's labelled as "graduate student" but Alhaitham gets "suggested to be older than most." This is awful. I need there to be a comment section. I need to know I'm not alone. What the fuck.

#genshin impact #genshin #rambling #ranting #like wtf am i supposed to do with “young woman” #and diluc is ABSOLUTELY older than 22 #what the fuck #this is awful #most of these you could have just GUESSED an age range #they listed nahida as “young girl” like she's not literal centuries old #qiqi is “biologically 8; chronologically 100” like the only correct part is that she looks like a baby #what the fuck is this #you seeing this shit

[uriyeonwooyeppeo]

WXCUSE ME DOES NO ONE ON THE PRODUCTION YEAM CHECK WHAT THE SHIRTS SAY

#literally wtf I’m losing it #add it to the list boys #cutie pie #cutie pie the series #cutie pie 2 you #moon post #100

[archengazelle]

i stopped watching toh at “eclipse lake”/“yesterday’s lie” last year; started rewatching a couple days ago, and just caught back up, and—

—literally 30 seconds into s2ep12–

THEY JUST MADE THE CANON AROACE CHARACTER AN ASSISTANT CURATOR OF (SUPER)NATURAL HISTORY?!?!????!?! I SCREAMED

#SHE’S JUST LIKE (my aspirations) ME FR 😖🤯😳 #I ACTUALLY AM FLOORED FCKING FLABBERGASTED RN #YOOOOOOOO #toh #lilith clawthorne #LITERALLY EARLIER TODAY i was browsing the wiki for the owl house and then last night was looking at the wiki for aroace flag since i #didn’t #actually remember what the blue/orange stand for (i typically use the purple and green) and at the bottom of the wiki were like 5 characters #of list of canon animated aroace characters and i was like ‘wow that’s crazy…. and lo and behold lilith toh is there’ #lol #and then next day (today) freaking walloped by them making her a (super)natural history curator???? wtf?!!! #like i knew about her being aroace basically as soon as it was canon from the fandom #but i had no idea they made her a curator lmao this just blew my mind 😦 #mine #aroace

[petergabrielyuri]

The cast/character list for the Weird Al movie is insane holy shit

#LIKE BOTH THE PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE AND THE LIST OF CHARACTERS #WTF ARE PABLO ESCOBAR AND DIVINE DOING IN A WEIRD AL MOVIE LMAO #LIN MANUEL MIRANDA AS MICHAEL JACKSON #this is literally gonna be the movie of the century #NOTHING is topping this #my post #weird al #ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEIRD AL

[almond-tofu-chan]

i want so badly to make a vampire ivan au but also like... hes already basically there??

#i mean he literally licks tills blood likw #wtf can i even do at that point #the fics write themselves #pale af #emo black goth #drinks blood #hes just going down the fucking list #alnst ivan

[seariii]

fuck.

#vent post #might delete later #FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK WHAT DO I DOOOOOOO #literally nothing all we can do is wait and after the call insist. daily. #FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK BUT WHAT IF THEY TRY TO- WE NEVER GOT AN ANSWER TO THAT!!! #then we figure it out. worst case scenario it has to come out of our pocket. look. its gonna be okay! everything is. and if things go south #you have proof that you tried to do them right. #shit.... shit i am scared #its okay. everything is gonna be okay.we are gonna need to write down whatever is said to us so for now lets get a pen and paper #you can scribble in there and it will help #....good okay lets make a list. what information might be asked of us... #.... wtf is this randomly assigned shit.... sigh.... i wish i had figured that out on december and didnt have to suffer it now...

[potionofinstantdamage]

yeah the team zit hardcore hermits series was pretty good the 2 hour gay sex scene in the middle was kind of weird but i enjoyed it overall

#talking #suggestive #SORRY. but literally wtf was wrong with them #every other team was at least Vaguely normal. team zit did......... so much #the CONSTANT sleeping together jokes. 'bed me'. the joke zedaph made about tango tickling him. 'im husbandless' #'ive always thought of you as the wife of the group' 'my sword says otherwise' 'you and your propositions tango' literally the list goes On

[humanoidtiephoon]

Okay BSD and JJK has left me in shambles, hmm maybe I’ll watch some sports anime to cope.

The sports anime:

#I love how the discourse on twitter rn is nothing bad ever happens in sports anime #as if oikawa didn’t shoot daichi in front of thousands of spectators #and rei may he rest in peace #and also wtf happened in prince of tennis why is everyone bleeding #sk8 has a literal war criminal the list goes on #free! #i am sleep deprived

[raiiny-bay]

ranking every death in the mbzAU from “had it coming” to “genuinely hurts my feelings”:

roadkill, dusty, sweetie, jackson, suzie, teeth, red, kel, zip tie

#& by every death i do just mean the MCs #zip tie by far has the most heartbreaking death #like. idk why i messed him up so bad. #whenever i think about it i’m just like. wtf. why did i do that. #my poor guy #i literally laid in bed for hours last night just thinking about this btw #like i have an essay’s worth of reasoning for the order of this list #i’m gonna write it down later today #i miiight share it on here but i know it’s gonna be long lol #also red/kel & dusty/teeth count as two separate deaths each #they die twice #ngl red & kel are pretty heartbreaking too #zip tie just takes the cake though #rainyrambles #dl

[soldier-poet-king]

Why the fuck am I getting texts from Doug Ford's office. Fuck off. I hate u sm.

#LITERALLY IT HAS BEEN SUCH A BAD DAY #and now DOUGGIE BOY IS TEXTING ME WITH CAMPAIGN SHIT #FUCK U. I HATE UR STUPID POLICIES AND UR DUMB PARTY #literally. am not boozed enough 4 this #sangria in the fridge cooling #the national. playing. i am gonna be SOOOOO emo abt this or else im gonna *** #i have never once voted conservative or signed up for anything related to this man. HOW IS HIS OFFICE TEXTING ME #im literally signed up for the NDP and green email lists. wtf

[shaitaani]

it's funny how everyone who's reblogging that language music poll just chooses to blissfully ignore the word regularly and proceeds to list every single language they've listened to even if it was just that one time

#cringe #literally all of my mutuals who've reblogged that post #it says regularly #no one is asking you to list all of them #like wtf