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imdoingsortagay · 2 years

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Lets get physical

Summary: When you had asked your friend May to go to the gym and workout with you as a way to spend more time. May had agreed but she was a bit nervous about going, what's the worse that can happen right?

Word count: 4.2k

Characters: May Parker x Fem! Reader, Top! Reader X Bottom! May Parker.

A/n: this took so long to write but i loved the end of it and the title but i keep thinking of the Dua Lipa song or by Olivia Newton john as well.

Warnings: mentions of some marvel woman, exercising, masturbation , oral ( r receiving), fingering ( both giving and receiving), some fluff, dirty dirty thots and fluff at the end.

18+ content below the cut so minors please do it interact!!!!

happy reading and enjoy besties!!

“ did you want to go work out with me may? Sometime tomorrow morning?” you ask her out of nowhere as both of you are eating some breakfest.

It’s not that May needed to go workout, far from it. She’s in pretty good shape for her age and she’s happy with that. Ever since peter went away for school, there’s been all of this free time that she’s needed to fill now and work doesn’t seem to be helping with that.

So you being the good best friend you are, made a joke to her during a girl's night that she could come workout with you if all she needs is a hobby to keep her busy while peter is off at college, to which she was surprised about

“ Do you think I need to workout y/n? I'm shocked you even decided to suggest that seeing as I have a nice body,” Mays says to you as she drinks some wine from her glass.

“ No look, it’s not that I think you need to go workout, clearly you looking so great, my point is if you need something to fill in all of the free time, you could always come and accompany me,” you pause as she gives you a weird look,” plus it would be fun to not just go alone”.

“ I’ll think about it y/n, just remind me the next time we hang out together”

“ Yes maam,” you say with a little salute as she stickers her tongue out at you and you laugh at the face you make at her.

“ Did I make you remind you next time we were together?”

You nod at her question and she internally cringes at your good memory, even with how much she’s seen you drink sometimes.

Damm your good memory.

“ May, we can go another time if you have to work tomorrow but please tell me if you don't want to do this,” you say as you place your hand on her thigh to comfort her,” I’d rather not make you feel like you need to do this”.

The hand on her thigh seemed to make May not pay attention to what you had said. It’s just a simple gesture but it made her feel something down below

She’ll just have to deal with it later on at night she guesses.

“ Did you hear what I said May? You look like you just zoned out right now,” you say and it makes her blush, but you decide to go past that.

“ No y/n I was and I don't have any plans tomorrow before 11 am, after that I have work but I would be very happy to work out with you,” and you get up and give her a big hug, happy that this will be the first time both of you will be able to hang out in the mornings rather than just during the nights. Not much time to be able to spend together since she had to get peter up for school and stuff.

“ well, I am excited about this! I haven’t gone to the gym with someone for a while,” you pause,” I think I went with one of peter’s avenger's buddies once the blonde one but I think she thought it was a date and as pretty as she was, all I wanted to do was get some stress out from the work shift I had before,” you say and take a sip from your coffee cup.

“ Which blonde?” May ask you and you take a bit to remember the events of that day being that it’s been a while since you’ve had people accompany her.

She feels at big jealous on the inside that Peter seems to set you up on a date, especially with one of his fellow Avengers. It’s not that she’s jealous, no way it’s that. May is just a caring friend and just wants to make sure nobody hurts you.

That’s it. It’s just friends being friends and that means caring for them when they are on dates with a pretty woman.

“ Um, I think it was either Nat when she went blonde or Carol if I remember correctly, maybe it was nat’s sister according to Peter and he said that and I quote’ you can get her to not be scary miss y/l/n’ for some reason”.

Don’t be jealous, don't be jealous and most of all don’t be jealous, May thinks to herself before she asks more questions about this.

“ not to change the subject about that gym encounter but I am excited about tomorrow may,” you say and give her a smile that calms her down.

This should be fun

Nothing can go wrong with both of you working out.

*The next day *

The only y/n: Meet you at the gym May,

May <3: that’s fine honey just send me the name of the gym

The only y/n: okay the gym is the equinox, it’s about 5 blocks away from your apartment, see you in an hour may<3

May <3: Like that expensive one we joke about all the time???

The only y/n: it's not, trust me if it were i would not be able to afford my apartment, trust me.

The only y/n: see you in an hour <3

May put her phone down and try her best not to freak out that she’ll get to see you working out in about an hour. It’s been years for her since she’s properly worked out so having to find workout clothes was a challenge.

Who knew that the closet full of clothes she’s had don’t contain even some sort of workout clothes but thank the universe for peter who had some sweats she could use.

Now all she has to do is hope that the time goes by very fast, which couldn't be too hard to do, right?

Well wrong

Every time May had been checking her phone, it seemed like time just kept getting slower and slower for her. She had done most of her morning chores so there was nothing in the apartment that needed cleaning, it hasn’t been too long since she ate breakfast so food can’t help her pass the time.

Maybe the universe can grant her a miracle so she isn’t just stuck waiting for you to text her like a weirdo.

A good book from her bookshelf might be the solution to help pass the time before she leaves, May loves reading and it prevents her from checking the time on her phone every 30 seconds.

“ Guess I’ll stick to a book,” she says to herself and begins to read the book, a romance novel she bought some months ago but never had the time to read it. It's a shock that she’s just reading this now because May loves the story so far.

Reading the book got her so zoned out that she forgot she even had to go out with you, till she heard a loud knock and realized she might be late. Or just one of her neighbors needing to borrow some baking ingredients.

Both are both possibilities.

“ I’m coming, I’m coming hold your horses I am on my way to the door,” she says to the person waiting for her and she’s right about to tell her neighbor no when she opens the door to see you in front of it.

Her mind stops working for a couple of seconds as she takes a moment to observe your workout attire. Some Nike shoes that seem to be a bit worn out, light grey workout leggings that show off your legs perfectly, and last but not least, a tank top that showed off your very buff arms.

“ You ready to go may? I was gonna text you but I decided why not pick you up from your apartment and we could just meet,” you continue as May keeps looking at how good your arms look like a thirsty person,” so yea may”.

“ oh right right y/n, give me a minute to get my stuff and we could head over to the gym in a bit,” she says ad lets you in before quickly making her way towards the bathroom to give herself a little pep talk.

To calm her down from whatever she just did right now.

It’s been years since May had had an actual crush, too heartbroken from ben’s death to even move on and not having time to go on dates when Peter’s parents had died as well and she needed to take custody. So having a crush is very much new territory for her, especially on someone who’s a friend to her.

She can’t lose you as a friend, you’ve been there for her for the past 5 years, and she wouldn’t risk ending it on some crush.

So all she hopes is that she can focus on just working out with you and avoid looking at you like a thirsty animal, then all can be good.

“ Hey may are you okay? We could just cancel the gym for another day if you don’t want to today or have plans,” you shout from the living room. May checks herself out a bit to make sure nothing is out of place and she makes her way out of the bathroom to find you in the living room just looking at her bookshelf.

“ The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, really May?” you say as you held the book, surprised at the fact that she took your book recommendations, fearing maybe that it was just too boring for her to read.

“ yea I bought it months ago and decided to read it now,” she says ad you place the book back where you find it.

“ you ready to go and workout with me may?” you ask with a smile and May could feel butterflies at how excited you look.

“ Ready as I’ll ever be y/n, now let's go ?” she says and you both collect your things and make your way out of her apartment to walk to the gym.

20 minutes later

“ For a gym with the same name as the expensive named uptown, it’s very lowkey y/n, how did you even find this? “ May asks you as you both walk into the gym, pure shock on her face seeing how lowkey it looks compared to the name.

“ Peter brought me here 1 year ago with Ned when they both tried to workout out, seeing as it only stuck with me I've been coming here ever, “ you say to May as you make your way to the front desk and you talk to the employee like always.

“ Omg well if it isn’t the great y/n, honey how are you ??? I haven't seen you back here since last week,” the employee says with excitement in her tone, and May can’t help but feel happy that you seem to be well known besides to her and Peter.

“ I was gonna come yesterday but look!!! I have a buddy with me this time,” you say as you present May to her and she gets embarrassed that you didn’t at least warn her about introducing her to people but it can be a conversation for later.

Both of you take 5 minutes to talk to the lady and make your way to where the gym equipment but not before taking a couple of minutes to stretch so there won’t be any complaining of sore muscles the next day.

“ Why are we even stretching y/n?”

“ So you don’t end up with really sore muscles the next day. Bad idea to just go straight to working out May, trust me I learned it the hard way when I decided to skip on stretching my muscles once cause I was too tired,” you say and cringe at the memory of how sore and tired you felt that day.

The woman in front of you decided to not question it and just follows your lead when it comes to stretching your body.

“ You wanna start with legs or do you mind if we just do upper body may? Just asking you in case you wanna work out something specific,” you say and point to all your body as a way to see if she’s thinking of a certain part to wanna workout.

“ chest is fine with me honey, just show me what to do and I’ll gladly follow you along,” she says before both of you make your way to the weights.

Before sitting on the bench, you get the usual weights for yourself, put them on, and try to stretch again just to be sure, and slowly light for may look at.

And oh is she looking alright. Not to work but just staring at you and admiring just how hot your arms are and so toned. It’s not like you can see her zoned out right now so no harm for her to thirst she assumes.

The way your arms flex with every lift, how buff they look from where she’s standing, and the concentration on your face as you do your very best not to have it fall on top of you to not look lame in front of your friend. She just knows that once you drop her off at her apartment that she’ll indeed need to rub one out before going on with the rest of the day.

“ May, now that you saw me do it, now it’s your turn to do it,” you say motioning to the bench and all she can feel at the moment is nervous. That she’ll end up getting too distracted by you and accidentally drop the weights on top of her. As she stands there watching you change the weights to something May can handle, it calms her a bit to see you being the good friend here and it makes her feel nice.

You motion to the bench again for her to notice and May goes to the bench, sits down, and helps her get into the right position to lift the weights.

“ I got you, honey,” you say to calm her down, and that somewhat seems to work, May being able to easily lift the weights( she assumes you just did 10 on each so as not to go too hard on it from the estimate she’s making) and encouraging you to keep going.

After about 5 minutes of that and May decided to stop to rest for a bit to take in what just happened. You praised her and it helped her very much when it came to the workout and has no idea how the fuck she’s going to even last if it’s gonna be like that for the next whatever minutes you want to workout.

~ An hour and 10 minutes later and at May’s apartment ~

“ I didn’t want to push you too much, but how did you like working out with me May? I hope you had fun,” you say as she hands you a cold water bottle from her fridge.

“ I had fun y/n, I would like to maybe go more with you, of course when we both have some time in the morning honey,” She says and takes a drink of the cold water, knowing very much that she needs it after seeing you workout at the gym.

I mean how could she not?

She’ll probably have to rub one out as she thought about earlier in the gym once you leave, which should be soon. Until she heard the sounds of Billy Joel coming from your phone and all she wants to do is internally scream at whoever is calling you.

“ Hey, do you mind if I answer the call here May? It’s just a coworker of mine calling me and it should be like 5 minutes,” you say as the phone continues to ring and you just nod. Give her a thumbs up so you can answer the phone call.

‘ if she’s taking a 5-minute call, then maybe I could use this time to do it in the bathroom right before I have to go grocery shopping’ May thinks to herself and decides to sneak away to the bathroom to touch herself. Yes, she could also wait until she has time at night to do it as well but nights can sometimes be a bit busy for her.

She quickly makes her way to her bathroom, not bothering to lock it since you’ll just let yourself out and she quickie pushes her sweats along with her underwear down to her legs. She moves her right hand down to her wet core and lets out a little moan at the fact that she’s just soaking wet.

Soaking wet seeing you and just hanging out with a sweaty and worked out you. Which she assumes is just a normal thing friends can do.

Just bestie things.

( it’s not but she’ll realize that soon enough trust me).

May slowly starts to touch herself and all she can think about at the moment is how she wants you to fuck her right now. Someone who’s supposed to be her friend and her only thought right now is you see her all needy and flustered for her in the bathroom. Maybe eating her out to help her cum right here and now. All of these dirty thoughts are being fueled all because of you just working out.

“ Fuck I feel so so good right now,” May whispers to herself as she continues to tease herself before inserting one finger into her pussy. She covers her mouth to ensure no moans come out and lets out more covered moans at how great the one finger feels inside her, waiting until she feels better to insert another one.

While May is too busy touching herself in the bathroom, She forgets that you are in the living room answering a call that only lasted about 2 and a half minutes since it was a problem that you were able to solve since it occurred before.

Right as you are about to head out of her apartment to head back and shower, maybe even play a game or 2, a weird noise comes from the bathroom.

‘ What is she doing’ you think to yourself and decide to investigate, just wanting to make that her friend is all good before she heads off.

As you get closer and closer to her bathroom ( which isn’t far considering the apartments in new york arent’ the biggest), the noises get louder and louder and you blush and immediately recognize the noises that are coming out.

Moans and whimpers.

Not just any moans and whimpers, it’s sexual noises that are coming out of may’s mouth and you can't help but feel flattered that she’s touching herself.

“ Shit y/n, let me cum please! I’ll be a good girl for you if you let me cum for you shit,” she moans out, and to say your face looks redder than a tomato would be an understatement at the moment.

“ Well here goes nothing,” you say to yourself, not even giving it a thought, and open the door to see May leaning against the bathroom sink, sweats and underwear down to her legs while she’s two fingers deep into her pussy.

May sees you but continues to fuck herself in front of you, too horny to even be embarrassed to even care as she pulls you in to kiss her, and lets out a moan at finally being able to kiss you like she’s wanted to.

“ Need my help pretty girl???” you say with every kiss and May nods into the kiss, and she removes her fingers so you can fuck her yourself.

“ God naughty little thing, can’t even wait for me to leave and you gotta go fuck yourself in the bathroom,” you say in her ear and you slowly insert 2 fingers, brain stopping for a quick second at now soaked this woman is for you.

‘Fuck this woman is so fucking soaked for me’ you think as you begin to fuck her, wondering if she was soaked for god knows how long you.

Soaked for you.

“ Y/n, go faster please baby, I need to cum bad,” Mays says to you and continues to let out the most beautiful moans you’ve ever heard. Which with your experience it’s not much but they are still very pretty to you.

“ How about you beg for me you slut,” you use your other hand to give her clit a few slaps to make her listen to you,” I wanna hear you beg for me baby and if you are convincing enough I’ll permit you”.

“ Y/n please let me cum, fuck I've been so so good for you, and all I wanna do it look all pretty for you as I cum all over your fingers, shit y/n let me cum and I'll eat you out,” she says and lets out a loud whimper, signaling you that she’s about to cum.

“ Be a good girl and cum for me, baby,” you whisper in your ear, not even 10 seconds later feeling her cum for you as she lets out a quiet moan, finally being able to cum after holding off for you. Once you feel she’s done, you slowly remove your fingers and insert them into your mouth to taste, moaning at how amazing this woman taste. Hoping that maybe you can continue this after talking it out together.

“ May?”

“ Yeah, baby? What do you need?” she says.

“ You still tired? Or you down for another round of sex”

“ I’m down for one more round with you babe,” she says to you.

“ When you said that you’d eat me out after cumming, does that offer very much still stand? Or not “ you ask with a curious face and hope that she’s still down. If she wasn’t then fine with you as well.

May doesn’t say a word to you, just slowly getting on her knees in front of you, pulling down your underwear and workout leggings and once it’s down to her knees and then off of your body, she immediately begins to lick at your wet core and you let out a moan.

“ Slow down pretty girl,” you say to her,” want you to go slow so I can savor this moment right now”

“ May your mouth feels amazing on my pussy,” you moan out loud, grabbing her hair to keep her in place as she continues to lick at your folds, absolutly loving the way you taste, wanting to try to make you feel just as great as you did earlier. Wanting to just be your good girl and look all pretty for you.

‘ why did we not do this sooner with her? Mays mouth feels so amazing on me what the actual fuck’ you think to yourself.

A couple more minutes of may eating you out like a starved woman, and you feel yourself getting closer and closer to your orgasim and tap on her shoulders a couple times to signal that she can rub your clit.

May gets the hint and uses her other hand to rub circles on your clit, which only makes you cum for the woman on her knees. She takes her mouth off of your pussy for a bit to see you look so out of break and flustered for her.

“ May too much, too much,” you tell her as she tries to clean you up and she makes her way so she can kiss her.

“ may this was the best sex ever,” you tell her after kissing her for a bit and the woman in front of you tries her best to hide the blush on her face. This fails badly as you remove her hands so you can see how cute she looks all flustered for you.

“ same for me babe, it’s been a while since i actually had sex so i didn’t think it would happen again but i’m happy that it was you,” she says to you.

“ agreed may”

“ so y/n”

“ yeah?”

“ how about we talk this over on a date? I’d love to take you out to eat at this new italian restaurant that opened near my place. My roommate said that the pasta is amazing and it’s family owned too. If you want to of course,” you say as you are able to stop yourself from rambling to May.

Before you can even try to ramble on about food, May grabs your face and kisses you hard, smiling into the kiss that whatever both of you going on could go into something more than just friends.

“ i had to shut you up before you ended up rambling baby but,” she smiles at how happy and cute you look right now,” i would love to go out with you on that date y/n, i wanna see where this can go”.

“ I would love that very much” you tell her and leave a kiss on her forehead, happy as you can be at how excited you are about being able to form a romantic relationship with May.

“ So now that we have all of that out of the way, i have like 2 hours free before i have to go to work at the office,” you tell the women and wiggle your eyebrows, hearing her laugh at what your’re suggesting her.

“ what are you suggesting y/n? “ she asks you.

“ Well we could maybe go for another round somewhere that isn’t the bathroom or maybe we could just spend an hour and cuddle together” you pause,” i’m totally fine with whatever you want of course”

“ cuddle,” she says and both of you get somewhat together for you can both spend the 2 hours that you have free to just cuddle and be close to eachother.

#lizs writing #may parker x reader #wlw marvel fic’s #marvel imagine #reader insert fics #May parker #may parker smut

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kerink · 1 year

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wtnv 221 react

our group chat player broke so on top of the late drop i started late -_-

we need to rally around the glow cloud!! protect it!! its a parent!!!

whew college...

fuck yesss cecils gonna fucking whoop her

oh but ill be there after the show (: <- princess who doesnt like to get his hands dirty

oh. oh. meat. cyborgs. desert bluffs.

i have not experienced pain since leaving night vale...

anyone else suspicious that jared is k(shot by a government sniper)

oh. oh janet VA drop????

oh im so glad with her voice im so glad she sounds so normalcore oh im in love not to be a lesbian but oh my god

not an ounce of poetry left... dont stand for ignorance...

um she got mad 🥵 hi mommy sorry sorry ill be chaste

HARMFUL MISINFORMATION BY OTHER LOCAL SCIENTISTS OH this is probably about the night vale scientists but carlos too? i hope carlos too? i hope shes mad at him

theyre making cecil do math this is really creul

god this traffic report is me playing city skylines

the science of love TT_TT 💕

carlos' science respects the mysteries of night vale...

"be at war with your neighbors and at peace with your vices" aw honey did you start drinking again because the towns mad at you?

why didnt the glow cloud just leave -_- brother just walk out

god janets so hot -_- sorry sorry hi maam

bitch get your hands off it. drop a horse on her, glow cloud

mass hysteria.... girl it talked to us on a live show someone needs to run her out of town

whos going to tell its child

no smell of vanilla got me

i know cecil this is what im saying

you are a dangerous town honey

oh no its dissipating

all hail

#wtnv #wtnv spoilers /

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pashminalamb · 1 year

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omg Interrupted?? kaiser and sae?? im actually happy to see some kaiser cuz i feel like i never see a lot of him 😭 his character is intriguing ngll

but u know i went straight to saee. i can totally see him just pulling up the silent treatment when something doesn’t go his way 😭 his eyes so pretty tho i wouldn’t even mind the glares. i loved reading their reactions since neither of them have probably ever actually been degraded?? they in their own world doing whatever they want but reader didn’t take their shiit. i ate it all thank you for the meal

-💜

OMG??? YOUR NEW WORK??? i'm speechless, IT WAS SO GOOD 😭😭 i enjoyed reading it a lot (especially michael's part hehe)the reader being the dom one this time sparked something in me 😟– 🌷

Maam. MAAM??? MY DEAR MADAM. INTERRUPTED??? I am. In shambles. Absolutely. Demolished. Broken. Fhhhhhooooo that fic made me realize quite a few things abt myself. Like. “fun” stuff wise. 👀👀 A whole new door just opened for me in the realm of reading fanfics. 😮‍💨😮‍💨 You really outdid yourself with this one seriously. And I hadn’t read a Kaiser fic before this one but I’ve heard a lot abt him and read a lot of hcs and just know general stuff abt him and suffice to say you did a great job with his part. Seriously tho. That fic? 🤌❤️✨ Mwuh. It was amazing. I cant wait for the next part!! - ✨ anon

Thank yuu Lav, tulip and Starry ໒꒰ྀི ๑ ´ ˘ ` ू ꒱ྀིა I'm glad you liked my work. Honestly? the drive behind this idea was from don't bully me nagatoro and a bit of the scenes of boys over flowers as well as the days i got bullied as a child but we won't talk abt that

and the line "Men have to be dominated." i am not sorry and i will repeat it again. men need to be pegged

Reader did not take their shit (and i'm turning everyone into a dom here). But i'm really glad you guys enjoyed the fic, it was the first time i wrote for blue lock with a dominant fem! reader and since it was so well received i plan on writing more.

For Lav : *sigh* where do i even start with Sae. I know for a fact that when things don't go his way, he will try his best to force it. It's the only thing he knows... until you reverse the tables on him. If you're feisty, he'll treat you like a brat. and if you are serious about it catching him his wrists and pinning him down (weight doesn't matter here. he is gonna be surprised and fall back). Dirty talk to him and tease him. He will put up a fight but at the end of the day, he is nothing but a brat himself ꒰ᐢ⸝⸝•༝•⸝⸝ᐢ꒱⸒⸒ and you're the brat tamer

For Tulip : good. the boys need to be dominated ( •̀ - •́ ). and especially kaiser since he came new on my blog (poor king got dommed). I saw Art's (my bff) camera on my desk - and yk how that panned out as an idea. and there is more that's coming cause honestly... if i had to put my personality in one line : not submissive. I write subby themes, sure but i also write dominant content. and there is only so long that i can hold out for before giving into my... thots and writing this. more kaiser content is coming - with a new edition to 'your words, my hurt.' bring in the sadness and reconciliation

For Starry : I see thou hath awakened. (ง'̀-'́)ง and i will happily take responsibility for that spare no man

And i'm glad you liked Kaiser. It was my first time writing him and it was also the time he got dominated. And i have news- i'm writing 'your words, my hurt' for Bachira and Kaiser- but i'm really glad you enjoyed the fic and starry, i still have your first message in my inbox hanging. I'm gonna take time in responding while eating breakfast or something cause i wanna take my time, savor sentences and answer it as well - i promise i'm not ignoring you lovely ꒰ᐢ⸝⸝•༝•⸝⸝ᐢ꒱⸒⸒

As for interrupted, i'm deciding to sleep on it. Like let it be on my blog for now and not do anything abt it. Cause a lot of people liked it- instead i'll be focusing more on the half written wips i've got which includes a total of everything you can imagine and now that Christmas is near; i'm working on a new rin fic that i wanted to release for the holidays, fluffy things and then some.

Hope you guys like this one (esp rin's cause i've been thinking abt this for 2 months now and i can't get over the idea of it - tb to the time with me in bed with my tea and being sick - remember that phase?)

#Belle. ☏#.lost sheep : 💜 anon #.lost sheep : 🌷 anon #.lost sheep : ✨ anon

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deyzalee · 1 year

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Dear God,

Thankful and blessed today. All is well after my duty. I was able to nap and monitored my patient with the help of you Oh God. I arrived home safely. I ate my breakfast which is granola with milk. I had my self care routine. I slept and I was able to woke up at 5PM plus because I want to poop. I went back to bed again and slept. I woke up at 7PM with the help of my alarms. I prepared myself for 1 hour duty. I arrived at Saif’s house safely. I cared and monitored my patient with the help of you Oh God. Ate Carmen gave me pasta to eat. I was full after. 1 hour ended and I told Nitin to accompany me at A borg to do the PCR. We arrived safely and PCR is done. Nitin gave me bread. I arrived home safely. I also got a call from Maam Alive regarding the renewal offer. My salary will be 8000 if I will accept it. Anyways, its your grace Oh God. I prepared myself for indoor bicycle workout. I did 30 minutes and while doing it, I am watching the dirty linen. It was refreshing after. I had my self and skin care routine. I read few pages of the Bible. I drank camomile tea. I will drink my medicines. Have mercy on us Oh God. Guide us always to the right path. Remove sickness, danger and negative things in our life. Answer our prayers in your perfect time. Thank you and I love you God.

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eddiediaz-buckley · 3 years

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Thoughts on BuckTaylor

Okay, now that I’ve slept and can form more coherent thoughts, I’m still pissed about the way the BuckTaylor stuff was handled. Although I do want to also say this is not a hate post. I’m not completely opposed to their relationship, which I will explain.

I’m pretty sure all of us hated Taylor after 2x06 cause well, she was just an asshole to the 118 (and Bobby in particular). When 911 brought her back for season 4, I actually started to warm up to her cause it looked like she had grown a little bit as a person and was being developed as a friend for Buck to have outside of the 118. Of course, Buck was still attracted to her and hinted at wanting a romance with her, but I can’t blame him for that cause who wouldn’t? She’s hot and as a bisexual person I’m extremely attracted to both of them.

But she stated multiple times in Treasure Hunt that a romantic relationship wasn’t what she wanted. And I loved that the show seemed to be going that direction. Because I thought it was showing that Buck could have a female friend his age without sleeping with her and also I wanted him to have a friend outside of the 118 cause we’ve seen that basically those are his only friends.

But now once again, the show has reduced a recurring female character to just a love interest. Great.

There’s two main reasons I don’t like the specific way they did this. One, it just seemed weird to do all this while Eddie was still in the hospital. I will say that narratively it does make sense. If Taylor really does care about Buck more than she was letting on in 4x12, then I get why she would react this way while Buck and the 118 were in danger. But the kiss just caught me so off-guard that my first reaction was to cringe.

The second reason I have an issue with it is just the whole way Taylor handled the situation after the first kiss. As I just said above, Taylor told him repeatedly just two episodes ago that she didn’t want a romance. Now she kisses him and then immediately leaves and when she comes back she says “you didn’t chase me.” Like ma’am, it would have been really creepy and disrespectful if he did. You literally told him you didn’t want this.

Regardless of all this, I am still not opposed to the relationship as a whole and am hopeful the writers are purposefully writing this in a way that shows it will be short-term. I do think it’s important for Buck to have another relationship after Abby, so we can see more of his personal growth in that aspect of his life. And Taylor is somebody the audience already knew so that part makes sense.

But it was shown at the beginning of the ep that Buck still doesn’t trust Taylor completely, as he thought she was there for a story. They got together at a time of significant trauma for Buck. And I think they are too similar. All that together shows me this will probably last till 5a finale at most and then they’ll break up.

911 has shown they can’t write good love interests for Buck and Eddie and I’m really hoping that’s purposeful as a way to show us that Buck and Eddie are really meant for each other and not anybody else. I look forward to season 5 to see if that hold true! But I still wish Taylor was treated better and I’m gonna mourn the developed parts of her character.

And just a quick note on EddieAna: she has barely been developed, kinda like Ali in season 2, so I really think (and hope kinda) that 911 will just pull that again and have them breakup off screen between seasons. Cause it’s clear the writers are not invested in that relationship.

Feel free to stop by if you have any thoughts!

#9-1-1 #911 fox #911 spoilers #season 5 speculation #season 5 spec #evan buckley #taylor kelly #maam i love you but they did you dirty #sav speaks

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barbara-gordons-glasses · 2 years

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listen most of peter parker love interests are beautiful in their own ways and i’m glad most of them are a good influence on him and his superhero identity but i’m not going to lie and agree with the majority of tik tok spiderman fans that felicia hardy is a better love interest than mary jane. when it comes to spider-man ps4 and any other spiderman adaption with the black cat, mary jane is the best choice. and forgive me felicia stans but generally, she’s just an awful character

#anti felicia hardy ig #and don't come at me saying 'she was created to make fans mad about how she treats peter and spiderman!!' ok then she's doing her job??#cause i don't like her #mary jane watson #like i'm sure there were parts where she could show her genuine love for peter but overall she's a terrible person #and the fact that she was created as something for male marvel fans to look at just makes it even worse #i mean the writers did her dirty bc some of her lines?? they made me pause the game out of second hand embarrassment #'you mess with the cat you get the claws' MAAM PLS STOP

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fictionisalwaysbetter · 4 years

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Harry and Ginny

Idea: fucking great

Execution: terrible

#don’t @ me #harry potter #ginny weasley #half blood prince #i love the idea of them together but you know rowling did them dirty #mentioning that ginny was also there sometimes DOES NOT equal showing harry’s feelings towards her or his development of the same lmao #romance is so not her forte #its like she didn’t even try selling it to us #romance is not supposed to be a plot twist maam you are very much SUPPOSED to develope it and have the audience feel for the feelings #of the characters and their chemistry #all that potential in the harry and ginny dynamic and she underutilized it #i have so many h/nny feels and how they could have been 10x better executed of only she had tried #siiiighhhh #manmehak

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thewrldx · 3 years

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heyyyyy, i really love your writing, and that's why i have a request for a vinnie smut. Where vinnie buys a vibrator the attaches to u/n's panties and he says that she won't last but she believes she will be fine. Anyways they go out and get dinner at Saddle Ranch and vinnie is controlling the vibrator on his phone. I dont write smut so idk how it should end but maybe you could decide, lmao idk. Sending much love, xxxx

can you handle it? | v.h

!warnings: slight smut (female receiving), edging, toy play (in public), oh & didn’t proof read :)

navigation | v.h masterlist

“what is it?” you asked vinnie, staring at the black bag he had randomly given you.

“open it.” he smirked. doing as he asked you uncovered the gift: a pair of panties. however, they weren’t just any panties, they had a little vibrator attached.

“what’s this for?” you question, receiving a lustful look from the boy.

“i thought i could try something new, at dinner.” as he proposes his idea, you feel yourself already getting wet by the thought of him doing that to you, but you would never let him know.

“okay sure, but i can handle it.”

“you think so angel?” he responds.

no you really don’t think so.

“yes.”

you admire yourself in the mirror, you never wore dresses and this one fits you perfectly hugging each and every one of your curves.

you watch as vinnie’s figure is slowly approaching in the mirror before feeling his hands wrap around your waist and press a gentle kiss on your neck.

“you look gorgeous” he whispers, “are you wearing your panties for me?”

just that sentence made you knees weak, but you were determined to stay strong.

“yes i did.”

“good” he smiles, pulling out his phone and pressing a little button on the screen. a sudden vibration is sent to the toy in your panties making you jump at the sudden connection. satisfied with the result he reaches out his hand, “let’s go.”

you sat across from vin, switching your gaze from him a the menu.

“you’re so cute.” he states, catching you sneaking looks. you blush in embarrassment.

a waitress suddenly appears at your table, notepad in hand.

“hello guys my name is kylie and i’ll be your waitress today. do you guys need another minute to look at the menu?”

“no i think we are ready.” you reply, exchanging a quick glance at vinnie who nods in agreement.

as vinnie begins to order you notice the sudden vibration against your clit. sitting down made the connection a lot more intense.

“and you miss?” the waitress addresses you, making you snap out of the pleasure between your thighs.

“oh i- uh sorry.” you stutter, turning to vinnie who has a lustful grin on his face. you read off the first thing you see on the menu hoping she would leave.

the vibration is abruptly stopped causing you to let out a sigh of relief and a little of disappointment, though you were utterly embarrassed you couldn’t lie that this was making you want vinnie more and more.

“thought you could handle it baby?” he smirks, causing you to roll your eyes.

“i can, that just caught me off guard.” you lied.

“oh so you wouldn’t mind if i, i don’t know, turned up the speed?” you gulped at his words, this toy was already powerful and you really didn’t know if you could handle it. but you were determined to prove him wrong.

“do it.”

“with pleasure.”

your meal arrived shortly after, you exchanged quick thank you with the waitress still slightly embarrassed about your earlier encounter. you were surprised however that vinnie had not once turned on the toy since he said he was going to turn it up.

“how is everything?” he asked genuinely, taking a small bite of his food.

“really g-“ you were suddenly cut off by a powerful vibration. damn, i guess i spoke too soon.

it was intense, you did not expect such a tiny toy to have such a powerful pleasure, you closed your eyes trying to ignore it and focus.

“v-vinnie, please.” though you didn’t want it to, it came out more like a moan making vinnie smiles in satisfaction. you felt the knot in your stomach begin to form as you pushed your legs together more which only made the friction more difficult to ignore.

suddenly the vibration stops, leaving you almost annoyed that he was torturing you in public. you shoot him a dirty look before returning to your meal.

the waitress walks by and places down a check, when you feel the vibration for the third time tonight. this has got to be the highest setting, you fear people can hear it.

“are you sure you’re doing okay maam? you look a little, i don’t know, flustered?” the waitress shows genuine concern.

“y-yes i’m sorry sorry.” you apologize, you are becoming more pink and sweaty by the second. “i think i- i just need to head home.”

you feel your high approaching once more, struggling to form sentences when he once again turns off the toy.

you sigh in disappointment, this was pure torture.

“i thought you could handle it.” vinnie chuckles.

“yeah yeah.” you rolled your eyes, still upset he wouldn’t even let you finish, “guess who isn’t getting any tonight.”

“we’ll see about that.”

a/n: sorry for all the time skips, i don’t know why i struggled writing this sm. i hope you still enjoyed!

#vinnie imagines #vinnie hacker #vinnie #smut #vinnie smut #vinnie hacker smut

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beomglocks · 3 years

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mr. choi ; c.sb

summary : your new neighbor comes over to introduce himself.

pairing : dilf neighbor!soobin x (legal)!reader

warnings & other : slight SMUT, dont read if youre uncomfortable with age gaps, sexual tension, noninnocent (?) touching, there’s like one curse, happy valentines day

w/c : 1.7k

after hours of locking yourself in your bedroom you finally decide to come out and grab a snack from the kitchen. you vaguely remember the sound of the doorbell being rung and distinct chatter coming from the living room following but you frankly weren't interested in whoever had arrived.

by now though, the chatter had died down to simple conversation and the occasional obnoxious laugh from your mom specifically. you stretch, walking out of your bedroom and completely forgetting that you had a guest.

you barely even walk past the living room when you see a man sitting on the love seat with a simple black tee shirt and slacks on, his jacket draped over the couch's back. his legs are spread open, strawberry hair messy, and head leaning against his veiny hand, listening to your mom drone on about something your older sibling did in their youth.

"oh," you say out loud. suddenly all eyes are on you and you can't help but shrink at the mans lingering gaze on your body. you're suddenly self conscious about the fact that you're wearing booty shorts and a white shirt that was a bit more on the translucent side, that and the fact that you were wearing no bra.

"oh mr. choi, this is my daughter y/n!"

he doesn't answer right away, subtly dragging his eyes down your body as if undressing you while you stand awkwardly at the entrance of the living room. "hello y/n," he says simply, staring back into your eyes.

your body gets hot and you feel a familiar wetness start to accumulate just above your thighs. the way he said your name just felt so right. his voice seemed gravelly as if he'd been yelling all day and just now had a chance to rest his voice with quiet conversation.

you completely forget your snack already finding something even more satisfying right in front of you.

you sit on the accent chair across from him, eyeing him down just as he did you. he smirks, amused by how completely unsubtle your arousal is.

"mr. choi just moved to our neighborhood and i thought it would be a good idea to introduce ourselves as neighbors," your mom explains. you nod, smiling at him.

"choi soobin," he starts. "i worked at a company in another city but was promoted so i had to move here for the new position. the neighborhood is nice, the people too," he says looking at you. you give him a bright smile, "im glad you like it."

soobin leans back in the chair, eyeing you once more, specifically choosing to linger his gaze on your chest. "so soobin-" his deep chuckle cuts you off and you look at him expectantly.

"im sorry... it's just that since i work at a company im used to people calling me mr. choi or... sir," he says, narrowing his eyes at you. "wow you must be at a high position!" your mom excitedly gapes and you have to wonder what her real intentions were when inviting soobin over.

"im quite respected," he says simply, still looking at you as if he's waiting for something. you give him a coy smile, deciding to tease him a little, "well sir, that's an interesting take away."

he smirks, letting out what seems to be a satisfied sigh. he turns to your mom, "is it alright if i have a glass of wine or something? my throat is a little dry from barking out orders all day."

your mom obligates to his request, attracted to the idea that this man was a hardworking businessman. you knew your mom would go find the most aged wine for him because she liked to show out for guests. especially guests that looked as fine as soobin. you also knew it would take her a while to find said wine, keeping it locked away for special occasions.

"y/n keep our guest company," she told you. you happily accepted that offer. yeah, you’ll keep him company alright.

now that you were alone with soobin you wasted no time in playing into his apparent attraction towards you. you open your legs slightly to lean forward on your hands which were situated between them. you saw his eyes flit down to your breast which were squished together due to your actions.

"so sir," you say innocently as if you aren't giving him a little show. "do you have a wife or children?" he shifts in his seat a bit, widening his legs in the process. you swear you can see a slight bulge in his pants if you squint. oh, so he's big.

he laughs at your question, "i don't have a wife, im divorced and yes i do have a son." your eyes widen only slightly. frankly, the thought of him having a son doesn't bother you in the slightest. you decide to ask him how old his son is for conversation purposes.

he hums lowly, "he's 18....how old are you?" you're surprised your mom hadn't told him your age. she probably thought it wasn't information she deemed was necessary for him to know.

"im legal," you say with a smile. he smiles at that and you swear your pussy twitches. he's so attractive and he's barely done a thing! you stare at his crotch while his leg bounces and you can only shamelessly imagine yourself bouncing on his cock.

you wonder how big is. he looks tall as hell so that gives you some ideas. his legs look to take up almost half his body. god, what would it look like grabbing onto his thighs as he fucks himself into your mouth? you can imagine the tears running down your face and runny nose as you look up at him and he looks down at you with the exact same expression he holds right n-

"that's good to know," his voice cuts through your dirty thoughts. he doesn't even address how you were blatantly staring at his crotch because at this point he doesn't even care. he knows you want him but he'll wait for you to say it. even if you don’t say it today, he knows you’ll say it eventually.

you move your hands and squeeze your legs together. you can already feel yourself dripping at just the thought of this man across from you. he's so close yet so far and the sexual tension is killing you.

you get up from your spot, casually walking up to where he sits. he stares at you curiously wondering what you plan to do. you choose to sit right next to him on the couch. just close enough that if your mom walked through at any moment you could recoil and it wouldn't look suspicious at all.

you don't say a word and you place your hand lightly on his knee, slowly moving it up to his upper thigh. "what are you doing babygirl?"

babygirl? fuck. just the pet name coming from his mouth alone has your breath going shaky. you rub your thighs together in anticipation. "nothing sir," you smile.

his hand is suddenly placed atop of yours and he drags it just above his growing erection. "look at what you're doing baby," he moves his head close your ear.

"you came down here dressed like a little slut, i bet you wanted the attention right?" he asks. "as soon as you saw me you probably couldn't wait to have me fuck the shit out you."

the words he mumbles in your ear have you unconsciously palming his dick through his slacks. "sir.." you whimper. he hums, holding back a moan as you continue palming him at your own accord. his hand is now at your upper thighs slowly inching up.

he placed two of his cold fingers pressing onto your pussy through your shorts. "you're so wet that i can feel it through your shorts. did i do this?" he chuckles, now rubbing up and down slowly. you nod, looking up at him through your lashes. "yes it was all you, sir. all you."

he suddenly pulls away completely from you with a light smile. he also removes your hand from him and leans forward on his knees, his upper body effectively covering his boner. you're confused about his actions and kind of annoyed until you hear your mom call from the hallway, "mr. choi i hope you like this flavor, it's one of my finest!"

"im sure anything you have tastes delicious!" he answers, glancing at you. you shy away from his eyes as your mom walks into the kitchen. since the kitchen is too close to the living room to do anything he whispers to you, "shy now?" he laughs a little bit. "you're too cute y/n."

you wish he'd called you a cute petname right then but you'll take what you can get. he places his hand on your knee and you shiver, remembering his fingers on you just seconds ago.

he removes them once your mom walks into the living room with two glasses of wine, one for him and one for her. they talk for a little while more, and you occasionally chime in but really you're too distracted by soobin. the heat he's radiating is too much to handle plus you're still sitting close enough to see that he's still hard.

it gets late and so the night ends for you three. "my son is probably wondering where i am by now, i should go," he says standing up. your mom agrees and you escort him to the front door while she takes the glasses back to the kitchen.

soobin notices your disappointment at not having finished what you both started on the couch earlier but he leans down to whisper in your ear. his voice sends shivers through your whole body and his hot breath tickles your neck and ear. "don't look so dejected babygirl, this isn't the last time we'll see each other." he kisses your cheek as he ascends back up when your mom meets you both at the door.

"say hello to your son for me! oh and next time bring him over so he can meet y/n," your mom suggests just as he walks out the door. he turns around to look at you both and you can tell he isn't too fond of that idea but he still answers with a polite smile.

"maybe! well i had a nice time maam, i'll be seeing you two around," and with that, he leaves and you simply cannot wait for the next time you'll see mr. choi.

#soobin smut #soobin x reader #txt smut #txt imagines #txt scenarios #soobin scenarios #soobin imagines #choi soobin smut #txt x reader #smut

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saintobio · 3 years

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Chapter 11 blew my mind, and now I get the "wtf" plot twist you're talking about lol! This is the first time I'm asking you hehe. I can't believe Eula and Naoya hooked up and they have their own personal hidden agendas that would affect the future of the Gojos akskakwjoahwja OMG. Naoya really stayed in his own dirty habits. I wonder what he's plotting again? I'm sorry if I forgot but can I ask why Eula's been plotting Satoru's downfall and she was really REALLY looking forward for Yuuta's inheritance for the title of the company? Is Naoya plotting something for the mc as well? Implying to what Toji said to him, I still don't know what he's plotting in his mind after Toji said that.

I also love how Toji's been concerned for the mc and he's been aware of what's happening to her life.

Also SERA, my god she's so fucking desperate and delusional what happened to her HAHAHAHAHA she needs a freaking therapist. She really went down bad to the point where she wanna babytrap Gojo and how she's saying she'll kill herself because she can't do it alone. However props to you Gojo for having the balls for trying to break up but at what cost? She's so manipulative and desperate people are disturbing asf. Also why did she panick like, whats wrong? She's so goddamns suspicious.

I wonder what she's plotting for the mc lol she said she's gonna pay for everything and for destroying her supposedly "happily-ever-after".

Nevertheless, thank you for the meal Ai! As always! You can now finally sleep i guess jajskaah have sum good schlep gurl..!

Anonymous said

lmaooo naoya, i dont know what you're planning but it better not hurt mc💀

yn, i hope she's okay, maam's having a heart attack on god then we all just suddenly get a scene change ejndnsnsns, it would be real interesting if she gets hospitalized right then and there while gojo's at the hospital, not only could he find out but he'll be in crossroads. if sera's actually pregnant (not to say if the kid would be gojo's) and if he finds out yn has a fatal heart problem, i wonder what he'll do. one thing is for sure. he would HAVE to choose (well ig he already kinda did, seeing he's already breaking up with sera, FINALLY)

now, sera. fckin SIGH. everything is falling out of her grasp (unsurprisingly) and OF COURSE she blames yn, it's getting boring but nonetheless frustrating with how she refuses to see her faults and chooses to blame everything else. (her sheer audacity my god)

and i don't think she's pregnant (like with her cycle and how she's quick to refuse a pregnancy test) and even if she is, she'll find it hard to fake it. gojo is many things, but he isn't dumb and he isn't gullible (he could run a business empire by himself ffs), plus if he has shoko as the one testing sera, i doubt that shoko would lie and deceive him abt sera being pregnant (plus i don't see her getting cahoots with sera), and would sera even have the money to bribe anyone??? i doubt it, with how many times she complained abt being poor. 🙄

can't wait for sera's downfall uwu

and as much as gojo is an asshole here, im worried abt him. feelings aside, he worked hard for that business and seeing it fail and seeing his step-mom plot against him gets me worried....

@mephiis said

oh shit its getting fucked up 👁👁 like eula and naoya and sera is going to team up to bring downfall of gojo. Now yn saw gojo and sera for pregnancy test 😭😭

Gojo i love u stay strong HAHAAHGHAGAYAV I CAN'T-- I CAN'T BE MAD AT HIM ANYMORE AFTER ALL HE WANTS TO END HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH SERA

For naoya : tf you dick down a 43 years old woman? *wheeze* your taste legit worst.

@atsunflower said

Bruh why do I feel like Naoya is plotting something for the 50 anniversary? And I actually like him???? What did u do to me, miss Saint??

Sera keeps shoing her true colors and ugh, I relate a lot to Y/N, Gojo trying to redeem himself is getting on my nerves. Alsoooo, why do I feel like he is gonna find out about Y/N's condition next chapter??? So so so many questions

Anyways, it was another amazing chapter and I already look forward to the next one. Have an amazing week, Saint <3

Anonymous said

THAT TWIST OMG. I never expected Naoya to be the character who took the limelight. This particular part had me curious

“But this, he decided to turn a blind eye on it for personal reasons. Eula was different—that was all that mattered.”

What were his personal reasons and how is she different? She should drop a master class on how to bag rich men. But fr though, isn’t she mad old 💀 like his moms age. Is she actually that attractive?

Also, why did Naoya ask Toji what he would do if Y/N was his wife and why was he pleased by Tojis answer?

Ik Toji also said that if Y/N had waited a little longer she would have had a bunch of men asking for her hand in marriage, would Toji have been one of them if he wanted to remarry?

Anonymous said

NAOYA WITH GOJO’S STEPMOM I GASPED SO HARD I HAD TO PUT MY PHONE DOWN HELP. everything revealed in that part was so crazy, i seriously wonder who will actually expose gojo for all the shit he’s done 👩🏽‍💻 i think naoya is fully capable of doing it, imagine him exposing gojo at that business anniversary 💀

also y/n buying the shoes for toji IN FRONT OF GOJO LMAO. gojo seemed so childish this chapter it’s so funny to me. anyway gojo is actually trying for y/n…the flashback scene was so shocking, i hate sera for trying to keep him by saying she’d k1ll herself 😐 I KNEW SHE WAS PREGNANT TOO i mean it hasn’t been confirmed but the fact that gojo seriously doesn’t believe her and is taking her w ieri…idk 🏃🏽‍♀️ she might be lying considering that her attitude changed when gojo started questioning her but if she actually is pregnant it’s either gojo’s child or maybe someone else’s. HE TRIED BREAKING UP WITH HER TOO OMG IM NOT READY FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER YOURE SO GOOD AT WRITING ty so much for feeding us <3

Anonymous said

Naoya— I had some suspiscions when I looked at the theories about the plot twist. I knew the Naoya X Stepmom idea would really make me say "Wtf!?". Hah I must admit I forgot about Mei's love for money for a bit there hahah

Welp now I can tell why you couldn't express your agreement on my previous ask about Gojo's dad 😅 He does give off that selfish vibe that even if he adores his side pieces he'll only favor those of his own blood, although discreetly/twisted.

I'm honestly nervous that the two (Toji x Y/N) are starting to think about each other, although their thoughts are still on the platonic side, I can't help but feel that Gojo's chances of getting Y/N back is already at the critical level of 10%.

I know he's sincere with everything now but I can't blame Y/N for not believing his actions at all. Heck I would've started not believing every affection he's shown the moment he declared that I will never be in his heart 🤷🏻‍♀️ Hopefully he'll get through the "veil" she has started to build around her to keep him away 👀

Ohohoh it's evident that she isn't pregnant ( I eat lies for breakfast JK 🤣) but in case she is when Ieiri checked it's probably someone else's, maybe Naoya has something to do with it. He did say he wanted to meet her and to leave the dirty work to him. He seems like he's gonna help Toji get Y/N 🤔 Like she's gon be beneficial for their group, too, yk. But oh well, too late, Y/N saw the scenes at the hospital already and has assumed the worst, oh man, and to think he's been annoyingly sweet throughout this chapter 😅

Also, I wanna trust Ieiri honestly but if she ever reveals that misstres is indeed preggo I have a feeling she's threatened by the fact that mistress might potentially harm Y/N knowing her heart condition but again I hope she's a wise and strong as I see her.

I'm honestly glad like 🥲🤧 that he said those things to Sera, that's a HUGE step hun. But now I feel bad because there's a lot of misunderstandings in their relationship then add to the mix that the mistress lied to baby trap Gojo and Y/N seeing all that and running away without confirming anything 😢

unfortunately i cannot answer all of ur asks abt naoya’s intentions. wouldn’t it be better to let the story unfold itself? :) everything will make sense soon. i do agree with the reactions abt naoya x eula tho sjndjs remember when i told u guys i have a plot twist 😭 only one person managed to guess but it was a great guess!!

#saintobio.asks #series: sincerely not #tw.pregnancy #tw.infidelity

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ssamie · 3 years

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epilogue. “your girlfriend’s kinda hot”

kozume kenma x fem dazai!reader

(bsd x hq)

tw: mentions of suicide and suggestive themes + dirty jokes

masterlist. suicide freak!

"hey uh, welcome to my stream i guess" he said as he spared the camera a quick glance "im not really playing tonight because an incident has recently occurred in this household" kenma said with a tired sigh

nobody else knew it, but the said 'incident' was y/n accidentally setting half of their living room on fire

the reason? apparently, she wanted to try burning herself to death in the furnace. obviously, it didn't work. and all that's left from that is more shit for kenma to clean up and a trip to yosano-san.

kenma is stressed. and y/n is still alive. both of them are facing problems.

"can you please wear a maid outfit- no."

kenma shook his head as he continued playing, glancing at the chat once in a while to read the veiwers' questions and comments

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user: how about cat ears?!

user: ^^ cATBOY CATBOY CATBOY

user: u suck at this game wtf

kuroo.tetsu: hey kenma ;)

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"first of all, i do not suck at minecraft thank you very much" kenma scoffed

"second of all, go away kuroo. im still mad at you"

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user: LMFAOOO kuroo what did u do?? 💀💀

user: he probably broke kenma's pc

user: PLSS he's the one kenma’s throwing shade at on twitter

kuroo.tetsu: STOP THE SLANDER 😔✋🏼

user: rooster head lookin ass

user: ^^ NOT THE HAIR

kuroo.testsu: 😃😃

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kenma sighed as he continued building a cute little cottage. he was currently vibing, just building y/n a cute cottage for her to probably burn later on.

and he decided it would be nice to go on stream since his oh-so-lovely girlfriend was still out for work.

ah yes, kenma has somehow kept y/n alive all those years.

barely.

hence why his phone was being bombarded with messages from her, all of which being blurry selfies.

the photos had her sporting a huge grin while atsushi panicked in the background.

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user: ayo, ur phone's blowing up

user: do you have a girlfriend?

user: KODZUKEN LET ME SUCK UR TOES 😋😋🤩

user: ^ ayo chill 😃

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kenma simply ignored them and continued on with his task. all was going well until a loud slam was heard. his cat-like eyes widened as he heard a familiar voice singing from downstairs, it was undoubtedly y/n.

kenma chuckled nervously and muted his mic.

but of course, cute dumb catboy didn't actually mute his mic. haha <3

he ignored all the questions in the chat, all of them being speculations that he has a girlfriend. which he does, but they simply did not need to know that <3

"kenma~" she yelled out "i have a surprise for you!!" she said, followed by menacing giggles.

kenma glanced at the camera before hopping off his gaming chair and peeking his head out of the door.

"y/n, im streaming!! stay down there!" he yelled out in panic

"aw, you're playing hard to get aren't ya?" she chuckled

kenma deadpanned as he saw her limping up the stairs, with her bandages torn and unravelled, same with her clothes. he didn't really think much of it since this is usually how she comes home.

its most likely just due to work and/or another suicide attempt.

"so, kenma.. you'll never know what just happened to me today" she started off with a goofy grin

"im streaming, atleast let me turn it off first-"

she paid no mind to him as she peeled off her ruined coat and pointed to her poorly bandaged stomach

"i got stabbed!"

"you got what?!"

kenma furrowed his brows as he immediately rushed over to his side, cradling her face and waist as he inspected her injuries

"are you okay, kitten?" he asked worriedly

"yep, apparently it wasnt deep enough to be fatal" she sighed dejectedly

"please don't be sad about that." kenma groaned "can you undress?"

"ara ara~ whats this?" she cooed "you're getting real bold, kenma" she smirked at him

she unbuttoned her shirt and started pulling down on her skirt "but since you asked so nicely-"

kenma simply sighed and shook his head. "i was gonna prepare you a bath but now im considering leaving you here to die"

"but the second option would've been better though" she smiled at him

"oh my fucking god."

kozume kenma. (22)

╰─▸ university student, stock trader, pro-gamer, youtuber, ceo of bouncing ball lpt.

╰─▸ y/n's struggling boyfriend. definitely needs a pay after all he's been through.

╰─▸ currently panicking because his girlfriend got stabbed.

l/n y/n. (22)

╰─▸ operative/member of the armed detective agency.

╰─▸ kenma's girlfriend. kinda dumb, very hot to compensate for it. still hasn't died yet.

╰─▸ currently bleeding and wounded. also hoping for severe blood loss.

"kenma, did you know" she mused in a teasing tone "lack of sleep and too much stress could possibly lead to poor memory and lack of awareness"

kenma looked up at her with a look of confusion. he was currently kneeled down before her while she was sat on the bed as he cleaned her wound up with a damp towel.

"why are you telling me this?" he asked

"i just thought it probably applied to you" she snickered

"why? i didnt forget anything-"

he cut himself off with a huge intake of air. he slowly turned his head to look at the screen which still had his stream going on. to make it worse, the camera was on and they were both clearly in the camera's field of view.

to make things worse worse, his mic was on the whole time and the live chat was in shambles.

"i hate it here" he sighed

kenma laid his head on her lap as he continued on patching her up, honestly not caring that this whole scene was being recorded for thousands or millions of people to see.

"well, atleast the internet could finally see my beauty before i die" she laughed

she ran her fingers through kenma's hair as he grumbled under his breath. kenma was a pretty private person. he made sure not to overshare, given his current 'influencer' status. and he was planning on keeping his relationship a secret, though it seems he can't do that anymore.

"might as well say hi" she shrugged

so of course, she then decided to walk up to the camera looking utterly dishevelled and roughed up.

for context, the newly wrapped bandages around her stomach was being stained already by a crimson red hue and it was only getting worse the more she moved, undoubtedly messing up her wound.

"hi, im kenma's girlfriend and if i see you flirting with him i will make you regret it" she grinned

"y/n!" kenma groaned from the bed "you're close to dying right now, turn the stream off"

ignoring him, she proceeded to read the veiwers' comments, laughing at some of them while she joked around.

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user: heLLO?!?!

user: GE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOO

user: bruh, did i just hear that right? were you fuckin stabbed?

user: ur kinda hot tho

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kenma furrowed his brows as he reluctantly walked up behind her, reading the comments with varying reactions

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user: well damn, hot bloody girl comes in and suddenly im lesbian

user: kenma looks so done

kuroo.tetsu: hi y/n ;)

user: HER NAME IS Y/N

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"jesus christ shut up, kuroo" kenma grumbled out with a sigh

"yup! yup! im y/n, and no, i am not a criminal. i swear." she shook her head

"i got an injury from my job, that's all." she cleared up

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user: tangina nyo sana ol

user: MSKAKAKKA

user: THIS IS LOWKEY ICONIC

user: time to scratch another gamer boy off my possible bf list 😔

user: girl wtf happened to u

user: that's wack bro 🚶‍♀️

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"great question, random person from the internet!" she beamed "see, what happened was.."

"i went on a certain mission and got severely injured. though, when i called for help nobody responded" she said

kenma furrowed his brows at her words. "why didn't anybody respond?" he asked. she sighed and fiddled with her torn bandages, pouting her lips as she does so.

"well, when i told them that i was finally on death's door, all they said to me was 'congratulations!' and all that.." she said "what's your take on that, hm?" she asked kenma

"im not surprised" he said

she grinned at his words and leaned in for a kiss. "you're so mean to me, kenma~" she whined

she licked her lips as she held his blushing face in her hands, she nuzzled their noses as she leaned in closer to him.

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kuroo.tetsu: oh shit 😳

user: we all know where this is heading ;)

user: sana ol talaga punyemas

user: AYO CHILL

user: why we goin so fuckin fasstttt 😳

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kenma hastily turned the camera off as soon as y/n's lips touched his.

"kitten, were still- hmph-"

he was only silenced as she slipped her tongue in his mouth, smirking lightly as she ran her fingers through his hair

"thanks babe." she said as she pulled away, giving him a soft peck on his cheek and a nod "anyways.." she hummed as she turned the camera on once again

she looked through the chat while kenma slaps his face to get rid of his blush.

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user: ur fuckin freaky

kuroo.tetsu: oya oya 😼😼

user: MS MAAM I JUST MET U AND I LOVE U ALREADY WJABSJSJJS

user: not me blushing chiiilllleeeeee 🏃‍♀️

user: KENMA IS FLUSTERED

kuroo.tetsu: kenma, i didnt expect this from u 😼

user: im so fucking JEALOUS GRR😡

user: girl r u bleeding rn 😃

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upon reading a certain comment, she subconsciously grazed her fingers against her bandaged wound. her eyes slightly widening as she felt a concerning amount of wetness seeping through

she glanced at kenma who was still calming himself down and inspected her wound

"oh my.." she muttered, though she couldn't help but let a smile slip through

so like any normal person would do, she simply ignored her bleeding wound and the fact that she was getting a bit lightheaded. haha <3

"anyways, let's answer some questions!" she beamed

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user: what's ur full name

user: what's ur job miss girl

user: are you possibly looking for a gf, because i am more

than willing to take the spot 🚶‍♀️

user: how did you meet??

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"alright, those are all very nice questions" she chuckled. kenma, who's now calmed down, sat down beside her to look at the chat.

"first, im l/n y/n" she mused "nice to meet ya"

"second im a detective! mhm, im cooler than your fathers"

"third, it depends, belladonna" she cooed as she sent the camera flirty smirk "are you perhaps willing to join me in a double suicide?"

"oh god.." kenma grumbled. he pouted at her and shook his head in disapproval. "don't flirt with random girls" he whined

"why not?"

"uh- because i am your beloved boyfriend, is that not good enough of a reason??"

"... anyways, we met at a cafe way back in high school" she said with a smile "also, i asked him to join me on a double suicide" she said

she was smiling and nodding as if it was the most normal thing in the world, all while kenma nods along

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user: wtf are u okay 🗿

kuroo.tetsu: teenage romance 🤩

user: cute ❤️

user: im concerned ❤️

user: ur a detective?? cool

user: LMAOO I'LL GO ON A DOUBLE SEWER SLIDE

WITH U MOMMY 😩😩😋

user: ^^ SAME 😩

user: CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BANDAGES MOMMAE 😩

user: u r still bleeding 🚶‍♀️

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kenma was simply glaring at the chat as more compliments and flirtatious comments came flowing in, all of which were directed to his girlfriend.

"this is why i didn't wanna let people know about you.." kenma grumbled

"aww, why not?" she asked with a playful pout

"people are flirting with you." he sighed "also, stop asking for my girlfriend's onlyfans! she doesn't even have one!" he snarled

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user: LMAOO CATBOY IS ANGRY 😩

user: y/n-senpai spit on me 😡😡

user: drop the onlyfans

user: chupapi munyanyo 😩

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"anyways, i'd hate to ruin the mood" she chimed in with a sluggish giggle "but im so wet kenma" she whined out

a menacing smirk was etched on her lips as kenma spluttered in response, a bright red hue covering his face almost instantly as he faced her with widened eyes

"y-y/n! why would you say that?!" he whisper shouted

"cuz i am" she whined out as she grabbed his hand and trailed it down her abdomen

she faced the camera and gave them a shit-eating grin as kenma mumbled out incoherent words

"y/n we should-" he cut himself off as he felt the concerning amount of blood drip down his whole arm

kenma's face paled as he looked up to see her smiling like a kid in a candy store, completely unbothered.

"y/n, you idiot! why didn't you tell me!" kenma exclaimed

"um- my girlfriend is bleeding. excessively. so uh- bye i guess" it was all he said before hastily ending his stream and turning off his computer.

"y/n, let's get you to a hospital" he said as he reached down to carry her away. though she simply slapped his hands off and closed her eyes.

"nope. this is my time, kenma. don't ruin it for me" she said

"you're fucking dying!!"

"well, would you like to join me?"

"no"

"damn." she muttered in response

"so...wanna fuck?" she asked sheepishly

"for the love of god-"

this was so messy :/

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