#marie pissed

[k-kroomie]

When Miles gets mad, he speaks Spanish. And I'm talking bout that, "Rio is mad about to beat somebody ass" type of Spanish. That's how any spider-person knows they've pissed him off.

And it scares a good amount of them too because he's acting like somebody Mama snapping his fingers when they aren't paying attention to what he is saying, pacing back and fourth, shaking his head, mumbling stuff ect.

But you know Miles, he is switching back and forth from Spanish and English. Which makes them like 10times more scary. Because to them it's like "I understand you man and I'm sorry," then it's "I lost you- what did you say!? What am I supposed to do!? Oh my gosh!!" And he ends ever angry rant with either, "Don't do that shit again" or "do you understand me" (like I said - like somebody's mama)

And Hobie? Hobie is the biggest instigator, so if he so happens to hear, walk by, be in the room whatever- he will back up Miles all the way. Because he thinks Miles looks cute when he gets mad. Yea, he's scarying the crap out of whoever he's screaming at, but to Hobie, it's cute. The way his face is scrunched up and the way he's probably cussing the person out. Hobie doesn't understand him but he backs him up all the way even if Miles is wrong.

Bonus:

Miguel agrees with everything Miles is saying when he's mad because he found out that Miles got a B in Spanish, so he is shocked when Miles comes into his office one day going on a full rant (in Spanish) about some of the spider-people who where being openingly racist. Miguel is so shocked that he doesn't say anything, making Miles walk out of the room to sit them straight himself.

And ever since then, Miguel just agrees every time he hears Miles say, "Right, Tio!?" And he records and sends it to Rio.(I believe that Miguel, MJ and Rio have become Mom Friends you can't change my mind-)

#miles molares #headcanon #miles morales headcanons #miles my beloved #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #spider man: into the spider verse #punkflower #hobie x miles #hobie brown #miguel o'hara #astv miles #atsv miguel #Miguel is flabbergasted #rio morales #mary jane parker #miles speaks good spanish #miles is pissed

[eggtrolls]

#3 was almost included because it mentions Peter Paul and Mary and I support the Papa in the holy war of pissing off American Catholics #polls #Britney Spears

[mariejordans]

warrenlayla CRAWLED so that limoreau could sprint

#child me was pissed when warren and layla didn’t end up together #will and layla ending up together is like the equivalent of marie and luke #gen v #sky high #limoreau #jordan li #marie moreau

[butchgambit]

i wish some of y'all gambit fans would recognize that him & rogue aren't a couple yet in the show. i also wish y'all would stop projecting an unreal version of him that lives in your head onto his canon character. the amount of people, especially men specifically, I've seen saying he's been cucked, cheated on, or is a groveling simp is surprisingly growing and it's just clear y'all have no idea who he is as a character if that's what y'all think is happening. the amount of people I've seen call rogue derogatory terms and saying so much nasty things about her too is genuinely so disgusting to see. they aren't together yet, they aren't dating, they aren't a couple.

y'all simply don't understand these two characters and choose instead to take what you see at the most minimal face value and run with that. y'all forget how terrified rogue is of killing him with her powers, how terrified she is of her feelings for him, of everything. and on the other hand, y'all forget how gambit is devoted to her, how he understands her limits & what she's dealing with, and most of all, y'all forget he doesn't see himself as redeeming. he doesn't see himself as worthy of being hers, of her being his.

X-Men 97 is literally a continuation of the original cartoon, there's been no big time jump, it's literally the Next Day. for the love of all that's good, try to understand the characters in a more nuanced light and stop being misogynistic & petty over them.

#gambit #rogue #x men 97 #x-men #x men #remy lebeau #anna marie lebeau #like y'all are pissing me off with this so bad #its why i refused to interact with fandoms in the first place and its making me want to stop again #sorry for the rant but i genuinely cant stand it anymore and its only gotten worse #ember is typing...

[sea-buns]

The thing is that even if Porter's intention is to make Gorgug angry, he couldn't ever even dream of getting close. Mary Ann on the other hand... he could stand to learn a thing or two about detachment, honestly

#the thought of porter ACTUALLY trying to piss him off and failing miserably vs mary ann doing it almost immediately #real embarrassing for him. thats some cringe behavior right there #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #gorgug thistlespring #porter cliffbreaker #mary ann skuttle

[localratwithcowboyhat]

Frankenstein beautifully bound book covers save me

#the one i really want doesn’t sell where i live #im so pissed #frankenstein mary shelly #frankenstein or the modern prometheus #ramblings

[sanasanakun]

One day I will write an entire piece on why Ranni's questline is a perfect example of a subtle, gothic, and chivalric romance story but one that still manages to be so blatantly in your face about both the Tarnished and Ranni's feelings for one another that you can't miss it. And yet, people still insist that it's platonic because Ranni isn't jumping into the Tarnished's arms and proclaiming her undying affection for them (even though she does say she loves them in her own quiet way with the fucking key but I digress) and it makes me fear that reading literacy is at an all-time low worldwide.

#don't even get me started on the people who only talk about how it can't be romantic because "they can't have sex #like my brother in christ what are you talking about and why is that a qualifier for romance??? #why can't they just chill or why can't you be more creative #also ranni is literally a god now so if you really care or want it to happen in your headcanon just say she moved to a new body #add this to the im high and reddit pissed me off masterlist #lunar princess ranni #ranni x tarnished #ranni the witch #literally the entire latter half of her questline could have come out of a Mary Shelley book #the tarnished #tarnished elden ring #elden ring

[regthelionhearted]

I stand by most of this but ESP where I placed Remus

(All art by pestoprongs)

#the venn diagram between Remus & being pissed off is a circle #marauders #marauders era #james potter #hp #regulus black #dorcas meadowes #peter pettigrew #Mary Macdonald #lily Evans #Sirius black #marlene mckinnon #Remus Lupin

[itsallgooodman]

an appreciation post for the women in camp because i love them and they deserve it.

#grimshaw isn’t here because she yelled at tilly and it pissed me off #women <3 #i love when red dead women #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #karen jones #sadie adler #abigail marston #mary beth gaskill #tilly jackson #molly o'shea

[swag696942069]

An idea I got while watching Home Alone

Sirius and Remus, on the plane, enjoying life

Sirius: I have a gut feeling like I'm forgetting something

Remus: Pads, we have everything, we have everyone, we did all that we needed to do. We're fine!

Sirius, slightly shaking his head, looking through his bag: Still I can't shake the feeling. Did we turn off all the lights?

Remus: Yes.

Sirius: Did I lock the door?

James, popping his head up from the seat infront of them: No. I did *smirks*

Sirius, tilting his head: Did we lock the gate?

Remus, thinking for a second: You know what? That's what it is. We forgot to lock the gate.

Sirius, let's out a sigh of relief: Oh.

Peter: See? Everythings fine Pads.

Sirius, nodding along: Yeah, right. I don't know why I was so worried. We'll just have Reg ask Crouch to shut the- *moment of realization* OH MY GOD WE FORGOT REG!!!

Everyone starts panicking

Meanwhile back at home:

Regulus, sitting down at the kitchen counter, bed head, looking around: Siri, James? Remus? Peter? *Looks around some more, takes a breath as realization hits* DID THOSE MOTHERFVCKERS FORGET ME!?!?!?

#reg would be pissed #sirius and james would have panic attacks #remus would feel guilty #peter would try to sympathize by telling them that he left his charger #home alone #regulus is home alone #i imagine reg to be like 15 or 16 in this so old enough to be left home alone #but little rich boys never been fully left home alone in his life #he can't even do his own laundry #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #mary macdonald #pandora rosier #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #dorcas meadowes

[theshadowrealmitself]

Okay my favorite batshit au for Spiderman that’s incredibly self indulgent to me is:

Peter starts out as a Spider mutant, of course no one really knows this because he’s a very quiet and cautious kid and the stuff he has isn’t that noticeable to other people

On top of that, due to the age gap between his dad and his uncle, Ben and May already old when they take in young Peter (closer to comic canon), which comes with the side effects of being raised by older legal guardians

Side effects like because of their age they’re so tired when they come home from work that they can’t really give Peter the attention and energy that he needs and they want to give him, and because they’re always so tired and old and stuff, Peter, who’s already an obedient kid, doesn’t want to make their lives harder and their health worse, hides away anything that can upset them

(This is very important because it explains how Peter gets away with so much as a kid, there’s gonna be a lot of well meaning neglect in this au, and is also the very beginning of that deep anger taking seed inside of him, he feels can’t show emotion about his parents abandoning him, can’t make a fuss about Flash bullying him because the school won’t help and it’ll only stress out his aunt and uncle, he just feels like he can’t show anything and has no outlet for it all)

So Peter, even before going to live with his aunt and uncle didn’t get much attention because his parents were focused on their research and trying not to get killed, and then after moving in with them, feels like he has to make his presence as little as possible

He becomes a very, very independent little kid, even though May and Ben keep trying to let him know he can just be a kid, it’s okay, but at some point one of them has a health scare, there’s the hospital bill from it and the possible chance of future medical bills, so both adults start working more and more hours to afford all that

Which leaves poor Peter alone most of the time, he doesn’t want to make a fuss so he just accepts, and because the adults are too busy to really sit down and coordinate their time together, they don’t even realize how much they’ve left him on his own, thinking that the other adult was helping him

Peter gets himself up for school, washes the laundry, cleans what he cans, and cooks himself breakfast and maybe makes some for Ben or May if they haven’t left yet, packs his own lunch, then he’s responsible for getting himself on the bus to school (where he gets bullied all day), and then getting back to school, then because of the hours they’re working, he usually comes back to an empty house and makes everyone dinner, eats his, then puts himself to bed early after doing homework alone

At this point, Peter is now 10 years old, he’s formed a new friendship with his next door neighbor, MJ, who’s being purposely neglected by her shitty angry drunk dad, and another boy at school, Harry, who’s being emotionally neglected by his dad

The three of them start hanging out at Oscorp and getting to see the new stuff that the company is developing before it’s put out, one of those things is radioactive spiders, and one of the spiders with specific markings becomes Peter’s favorite

After some time, Norman makes a deal with the army to sell one of the spiders to them because of their own research with radioactive bio specimens, unfortunately, the spider he sells is Peter’s favorite one

For the first time in his life, Peter decides to try and be vocal about something he wants, but he’s too scared to interrupt Norman’s conversation, too used to being quiet, so he follows Norman along, waiting for a break in the conversation to ask him to sell a different spider, just following aaaallll the way to the army base, just being so quiet that no one notices him

Norman makes the handoff and Peter ends up following the spider, eventually getting his hands on it and accidentally releasing it from its container where it then bites Peter

Now remember, Peter was already a mutant, these spider mutant powers already included super strength, climbing on walls, and being able to produce webs, and also because being Spidery was a core part of his being, he has also has a ton of spider behaviors and instincts that he has to constantly fight to appear normal in public so no one calls his relatives and stress them out

After the bite, all of the hair on his body, not just the hair on his head, but the body hair, eyelashes, eyebrows, just everywhere, becomes bright red and blue patterned, his eyesight becomes supernaturally incredible, but when he uses his eyes like that, they become entirely black, I’m talking pupil, iris, and the whites become a dark inky black, and when he’s not using it, his eyes look normal, but his eyesight is back to being crap, he also now has fangs that produce a high intensity venom, and his super strength becomes so much stronger than it was before

These effects start slowly taking over as Peter starts wandering around with his spider, that he’s already forgiven for biting him because of course the poor thing is scared, trying to find an exit, but instead he stumbles upon the other radioactive specimen in the army’s care: the Hulk

Peter, being the sweet kid he is, lets the Hulk out and the Hulk remembers that and becomes a lifetime friend of “bug-man’s” from that, and the two escape the army base with the cameras capturing footage of a blue and red spidery creature helping the Hulk, starting Norman Osborn’s lifetime hatred for Spiderman (no one notices Peter’s excursion which takes a couple of days getting back home because quiet kid, kinda being neglected, teachers didn’t even mark him absent because they didn’t notice he hadn’t actually showed up, etc)

Peter is now visibly a mutant and so his friend and neighbor MJ notices immediately when he comes back and helps him out immediately even though she likes his new look, but it gives her a chance to try out makeup looks and hair dyes on someone else, and that’s what starts them becoming best friends, MJ starts hanging out more at his house to get away from her home life, Peter isn’t so alone anymore, it works out great for the two kids and starts Peter’s huge crush on her since this is the first time he’s actually been close and open with another person

(Also cause of the neglect, man it feels awful saying May and Ben neglected him in this au but there’s no other way to put it, Peter doesn’t ever return to the doctors and get checkups, and no one investigates because fuck it they lost Peter’s file or something)

Peter and Harry don’t have that moment where they suddenly intensely bond over something, but over the next four years, the three of them slowly become inseparable, to the point that many times MJ and Peter forget that they haven’t shared their big secret with Harry

(Although Peter hasn’t become a vigilante yet, him and MJ still go off and have adventures during this time, like helping the Hulk or meeting up with the x-men, this ends up being another thing that helps him hide his identity as cameras keep picking up grainy images of him without the stuff he uses to hide his looks at school and of course no one’s gonna assume a kid is out doing these things, so Spiderman, when he makes his debut, has to be much older than the Parker kid is what everyone thinks)

So instead of the spider bite being what causes his fight with Uncle Ben leading to him running out and consequently his uncle dying, it’s Harry finding out that MJ and Peter had this secret they hadn’t been sharing with him, and Peter’s resentment at not being able to go to his relatives for advice because how would he even explain any of that to them?? He doesn’t even know how they feel about mutants much less a mutant who’s now been made radioactive!! That causes his anger issues acting up and then the origin story with Uncle Ben except now his death includes him apologizing to Peter for not being there more often and knowing that he’s a mutant (but not the other stuff) and letting him know that he’s okay with it and he’s sorry he made Peter feel like he couldn’t share that with him

This is depressing for everyone, because even though him and Aunt May dropped the ball a lot (in this specific au), he was still a great relative when he was able to be there for him, he was also a great adult figure to MJ and Harry

So after that, all 3 of them decide to get into the vigilante business, with Peter being the face of it since he’s the only one that could actually handle fights and stuff (but with Harry’s money and Peter’s smarts they do end up making equipment for Harry and MJ), just these 3 little traumatized, neglected 14 year olds forming a vigilante group together

They find an Oscorp warehouse that Norman forgot about, put it in Harry’s name, and completely reinvented it to be their base, and over time it becomes less lonely, at first it’s just the Hulk hiding out there occasionally, maybe some x-men they befriended, but once they turn 18 and Spiderman becomes less of a cryptid and starts actively putting himself out there (because Harry and MJ couldn’t stand the idea of losing him so they made him promise to stay out of the limelight) their group starts really taking off

(Getting people like Gwen Stacy, Daredevil, Nova, Iron Fist, White Tiger, Power Man, Wolverine, Venom, Squirrel Girl, etc)

While staying completely hidden from SHIELD the entire time, Nick Fury doesn’t find out for ages that all these other heroes were secretly connected to Spiderman and had a base together this whole time

And eventually of course Miles joins, with his origin story being that he found Spiderman on the brink of death, saved him, accidentally got pierced by one of his venomous fangs, which acted the same way a bite from a radioactive spider would affect him, which is not something any of them had known, apparently a full on bite would kill a person, but a tiny amount of venom makes them radioactive, so that’s something to worry about now

Miles’ uncle eventually joins their little superhero gang sometime after that because it’s my self indulgent au and I want that kid to be happy with his family

Also after Uncle Ben’s death, Aunt May makes a concentrated effort to actually full on be there for Peter and all his friends, it doesn’t magically make his childhood better, but it’s healing

And a good portion about this is: Peter’s identity being so hard to find because how he shows himself in his civilian life isn’t what he actually looks like, so when his mask gets ripped off there’s not actually much to worry about, doesn’t mean he’s not still doing The Most™️ to hide his identity to protect not only Aunt May now but also his group

And also I wanted him to be as strong as possible, like could fight Superman strong, as well as have all these abilities that would make you think he’d be a part of the avengers fighting aliens and stuff and he’s just like “I really gotta dedicate all my attention to stopping muggers and bank robbers” because that’s so him

Also I think he’d look incredibly pretty with the red and blue coloring as well as the completely black eyes, and because it’s funny to me, while the Hulk is a part of them, Bruce Banner has no memory of this in the slightest, and Johnny Storm is pissed when he finds out Spidey has a hero team with a base that he didn’t invite him to

The neglect and stuff also really ties into not joining SHIELD, because Peter is still the unofficial leader of the group and he's not used to depending on others, but also he's worried about SHIELD trying to force him to become a big named hero when he does just want to stop robbers, and he's terrified of SHIELD knowing his and his friends' identities and what danger that could lead to for them

There’s probably a ton I forgot to put down but this post is already so long 😭 lemme know if anyone has any questions!! would love to answer any

#Spiderman #spider-man #spider man #peter parker #ben parker #uncle Ben #aunt may #may parker #harry osborn #MJ #mary jane watson #the hulk #Bruce Banner #norman osborn #my incredibly self indulgent Spiderman au #I always make Johnny pissed off about Spiderman having a group he’s not a part of #because I like Johnny wanting to be besties with Spidey #but also because I’m a little bit spiteful and in one of the comics #Peter tries to join the fantastic 4 after he gets powers but they reject him since it’s a ‘family business’ #so yeah enjoy you’re family group Johnny he has his own group now :p

[werewolferr]

not enough people are acknowledging the parallels between sam riordan and erik lehnsherr for me like gen v fandom don’t piss me off.

marie and co versus cate and sam is so similar to the x-men versus the brotherhood.

too many people are simply reducing cate and sam characters to being very two dimensional villains but both of those characters have experienced persecution simply due to the fact they are supes in a way the other 4 just can’t comprehend.

what happened with marie and her parents was of course very traumatising but in a completely different way. sam and cate have lived with judgement and hatred since late childhood (9 to 12) like OF COURSE their response is one of anger and having had completely enough.

cate definitely isn’t my favourite character after it was revealed she stole luke’s memories of sam but i can understand how she was put in that position.

sam and cate’s childhoods were stolen from them by a choice their parents made to their body without their consent and only they have suffered the consequences of this. both of them are too complex characters to be simply reduced to violent extremists.

#fr i’m getting pissed off with people dulling how complex they are #i don’t know if this is purposeful or just a lack of comprehension of their characters #sam riordan #cate dunlap #marie moreau #jordan li #emma meyer #andre anderson #gen v #the boys

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

^2 kids redesigns + mary-su

#The ^2 kids piss me off so so much #Ruby Harley #ruby harlonde #They're a lab baby in this version #And Rose didn't cheat #tavros crocker #Jack crocker-english #He's developed an obsession with the dark carnival in secret #vriska maryam lalonde #Lenore Maryam-lalonde #Her mom's read her gothic literature as a baby #harry anderson egbert #Andy Egbert-Lalonde #His dad left on a journey of self discovery (trans) and Andy's rela conflicted about it #Mary-Su Strider Vantas #Shes from a different dimension and kinda destroyed her Earth C via sburb game #But she did nothing wrong !!!! #my art #My art 2023 #Homestuck #Homestuck ^2 #Homestuck v2 #homestuck fanchild #Davekat #Rosemary #What the fuck are the other ship names

[mariejordans]

this is so funny bc WHY WOULD THEY TELL ON THEMSELVES LIKE THIS 😭😭😭

#WHY RELEASE THIS STILL IF YOU WERENT GONNA SHOW US THE SCENE FUCK OFFFFFF #this is gonna piss me off until s2 comes out and they rectify this situation with more limoreau content #gen v #gen v spoilers #jordan li #marie moreau #limoreau

[vitamin-zeeth]

I can't fucking believe they killed buddy I am going to fucking murder shittersilly motherfucker or whatever her name is THEY KILLED FUCKING ELDER PRICE HOW DARE THEY

#I HATE HER SOOO MUCH #this is wildwild spoilers but oh my GOD im so pissed off #if they do anything to mary ann i swear to god #d20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy

[duncanor]

One thing that really makes me giggle is how the OG anime made Vash out to be such a weirdo with women,

When in early Tome one, it's heavily implied he does NOT fuck actually. Because he doesn't think he deserves the affection.

And they kept that scene in the show anyway !! Canonically a clown just for show lmao

#Trigun #Trimax #Vash #Vash the stampede #This characterization piss me off #But this is kinda funny #I don't know if he's a virgin (I guess it would go with the Jesus&Mary allegory) #Tho after 150+ being alive on No Man's Land I do feel like it's a bit unlikely #Idk