*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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Max: Babe?
Charles: Yes?
Daniel: Yes?
Lando, grabs popcorn: I am so gonna watch this drama.
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i lied. i totally forgot to post those drafts so .. sorry ab that..
anyways here is f1 drivers as random msgs ! enjoy c8s ;
(dt; @4nzo :3)
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Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?
Max: bold of you to assume I was even held
Charles:...
Lando:...
Carlos:..
Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this
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Daniel: you fainted, do you remember anything?
Max: only the ambulance ride
Daniel: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you
Max: but i heard a siren?
Daniel: that was Charles
Charles: sorry i got nervous
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Max: Daniel is in a very difficult spot. He's not bringing a knife to a gunfight.
Charles:
Max: He's bringing a spoon.
Charles: *wheezes*
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Daniel: What’s up with Lando? He’s been lying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Oscar: He’s just a little overwhelmed.
Daniel: Why?
Oscar: Carlos smiled at him.
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Daniel: we all have our demons
Daniel grabbing Max: this one’s mine
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Lestappen Vegas wedding be like
Yuki: If any person here knows of any just cause or impediment why these two should not be joined together in holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
Daniel: Yes! I do.
Everyone: *stares at him *
Daniel: Max is already married! He married me three years ago. And don’t let him deny it! I’ve got the marriage certificate to prove it! *waves paper *
Charles @ Max: 😠
Max: 😅🤷
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*In 2015*
Daniel: I'm not mad. I'm just asking why do you need fake ID?
Max: *incoherent mumbling*
Daniel: Huh?
Max: *pointing a direction* You need to be 18 to hold the kittens at the petshop over there.
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Charles: A mosquito tried to bite me and I hit it and killed it.
Charles: And I was just thinking it was only trying to get food. And I killed it.
Charles: Like, what if I was going to the fridge and it snapped my neck?
Max: Babe. What the actual fuck?
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f1 drivers as random grindr dms ! pt 1 !
(as always, these r only for laughs so do not take these serious !)
dt; @4nzo )
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Daniel: I don't think we can Maxplain, manipulate or malewife our way outta this one.
Max: *Grabbing dagger*
Max: Manslaughter it is
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Daniel: Where have you been? I've been trying to call you!
Max: Sorry, I left my phone at my friend’s place.
Dani: You think I'm stupid enough to believe that lie?
Max: What lie?
Daniel: That you have other friends.
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