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nillinlore · 2 months

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Sex and Body Positive Trans and Nonbinary Non-Fiction Books

Buy books from trans, nonbinary, and gender nonconforming authors! Here's a list of some non-fiction that I've really enjoyed. This is NOT extensive, it is just scratching the surface of what's out there.

Be sure to follow me for updates on my own books and a regular dose of non-binary gender euphoria! [18+ Only, I'm a sex blogger and pleasure informed queer sexuality writer.] NOTE: All links are to Amazon CA. Most of these are available at other retailers though, so, if it looks interesting please be sure to look it up at your preferred place to buy books!

Ashley, Florence. Gender/Fucking: The Pleasures and Politics of Living in a Gendered Body. CLASH Books, 2024.

Coyote, Ivan. Rebent Sinner. Arsenal Pulp Press, 2022.

Dale, Laura Kate, Ed. Gender Euphoria: Stories of Joy from Trans, Non-Binary and Intersex Writers. Unbound, 2022.

Grimm, Bruce Owens, Miguel M. Morales and Tiff Joshua TJ Ferentini, editors. Fat & Queer: An Anthology of Queer and Trans Bodies and Lives. Jessica Kingsley Publishers, 2021.

Kobabe, Maia. Gender Queer: A Memoir. Oni Press, 2019.

Lore, Nillin. How Do I Sexy? A Guide for Trans and Nonbinary Queers. Thornapple Press, 2024.

Lorenz, Theo. The Trans Self-Care Workbook: A Coloring Book and Journal for Trans and Non-Binary People. Jessica Kingsley Publishers, 2020.

Mx. Sly. Transland: Consent, Kink, and Pleasure. Arsenal Pulp Press, 2023.

Oaks-Monger, Tash. All the Things They Said We Couldn't Have: Stories of Trans Joy. Jessica Kinglsey Publishers, 2023.

Raines, Jamie. The T in LGBT: Everything You Need to Know About Being Trans. Vermilion, 2024.

Silver, Orlando. I Write the Body: Queer & Trans Kink, Desire, and Defiance. Kith Books & silvertongue PUBLISHING, 2023.

Sparks, Kelvin. Trans Sex: A Guide for Adults. Jessica Kingsley Publishers, 2022.

Tobia, Jacob. Sissy: A Coming-of-Gender Story. G. P. Putnam’s Sons, 2019.

Vaid-Menon, Alok. Beyond the Gender Binary. Pocket CHANGE Collective, 2020.

Violet, Mia. Yes, You Are Trans Enough: My Transition from Self-Loathing to Self-Love. Jessica Kingsley Publishers, 2019.

#trans #transgender #non binary #nonbinary #queer #lgbtq #gender nonconforming #genderqueer #genderfluid #lgbtq books #trans books #trans author #nonbinary writer #nonbinary author #nonbinary books #queer books #sex positive #body positive

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hretoprvdthepltnx · 8 months

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would you please write a fic about being (fully platonic) roommates with Loki? I want to see just how much chaos would happen between the literal god of chaos and a chaotic ADHDer

Mx. Mischief

Loki x gn!reader

Summary: In the years of old, when both Loki and y/n were still young and welcome in Asgard, the prince and the forgotten one had a game they liked to play during the dark hours. During the night, while the golden heir slept peacefully in the chambers next, they played their game until the night they were caught. It was then that they decided to move on to bigger prizes. Prizes shaped in the form of realms. Here is one of their stories from Before.

Content: platonic soulmates, inseparable pairing, young Loki x young reader, they/them pronouns used for reader, Loki is genderfluid, brief non-sexual nudity,

Rating: 14+ || 600+ words

The raven perched on a shoulder clad in the darkest of green silks. The iridescence of its manicured feathers glimmered in waves of blue-purple-green in the drifting light of the hanging torches. Their gown made no rippling sound as they slinked through the palace, silent-like, with the raven for companion.

"Are you sure it's this way?" They whispered, and the wind drifting through the open corridor killed the sound before it could reach any unintended ears. Sharp nipping and the scrape of a beak against metal rings carried an assault on their ear, and they turned that way in to the dimly lit passage. "Stop it," they hissed, batting at the raven so that it flew up off of its shoulder perch and into the night sky. "You know this place gets confusing sometimes."

The raven squawked and the human cursed its feeble existence, but they both carried on deeper into the grounds, until human feet touched mossy stone and the raven found a branching perch. "So, it was the way." They spoke under their breath, giving the garden a quick look over for guards. There were none.

"I told you," said the raven, its eyes a marbled emerald green, "I know my palace." The human scoffed, pulling a worn leather pouch from the abyss of their silken robes and an identical set for their companion. "You don't know shit. You're just lucky that you can fly."

Loki, now in the shape of the godchild that he perhaps truly was, and unfazed by his arrant nudity, swung himself down from his branch with impeccable grace. His pale and lanky frame shinning as beautifully in the moon light as his feathers had minutes before. He accepted the green silks from the outstretched palm of his beloved partner in crime as he had time and time before.

"You're lucky that I don't loathe your company." He retorted, the threat every bit as empty as his smirk was twisted up in smugness. He was charming, this trickster. The rightful heir of Asgard. He was a cunning little bastard too. "So, who shall be our victim tonight?" They asked him, eyes gleaming with violent excitement. "Why my oaf of a brother, of course. I thought that was clear."

The pair sat down on the soft bedding of grass beneath the tree, a sacred monument, and spread out the contents of their fraying bag of schemes. "How shall we do it?" Y/n asked, flipping through the pages of the spell book they had stollen, together with Loki, from Frigga's library. "Like this," Loki told them, thin, black painted fingertip stopping the progression of their flipping pages. The page had been marked already, and Loki wore a beaming smile of malevolent intent. "We'll use this."

Y/n fixed him with a look and Loki, persuasive as ever, started to defend his case. "It won't be permanent. It might just interfere slightly with his courtship to the lady Sif." Loki watched the sly grin creep up his best friend's face and replace the uncertainty in their eyes with mischief. "How will we get in?" They asked, leaning over the open book to look at him with worshipful glee.

They always made him feel like the god he knew he was, like the king he was destined to be. They trusted him. They loved him. Loki smiled, beautiful and deadly, and leaned in towards his friend as well. The wind rattled the sacred branches overhead and Loki's eyes sparkled green in the reflected glance of his favored companion. "We'll use magic. How do you feel about being a bird?"

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story by hretoprvdthepltnx©

Loki copyrighted by Marvel©

#platonic fanfiction #loki laufeyson #loki series #loki x y/n #loki x reader #young loki #loki x reader platonic #loki x best friend reader #mcu loki #loki x gn!reader #platonic mcu #mcu x reader #mcu x reader platonic #Loki #Loki x gn reader #loki marvel

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wyrm-clangen · 3 months

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WHAT DO U MEAN WERE GONNA HATE THEM

I SWEAR IF FERRETLILY OR STINKBUTT DIE-

(and two things I realised we (or at least me) dont know what to call u if u dont care/rather not say would u be cool with us calling u Mr/Ms/Mrs/Mx (or whatever u prefer) Wyrmclan? And two 🐈 >:))

Oh, no worries, Stink and Ferry at least are safe :) and Mx. Wyrm, or just Wyrm is fine!

🐈 - WyrmClan kits are, as one might expect, kept in the tunnels until they become apprentices. Riftstar is extremely strict about this rule, one of the few he enforces rigidly, and so for the rambunctious Rat and Ferret kits, it's become a bit of a game to see just how close they can get to the surface. Seedkit and Duskkit are tied for the closest, having made it up the stone to the entrance.

🐈 - Nettlekit is so attached to Icyclaw, he is her favorite cat in the whole of WyrmClan. She's constantly following him and around and talking to him, and on the sly, Icyclaw's already asked Riftstar to be her mentor.

#clangen #wyrmasks #charlieisnormal #wyrmfacts

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dropout-if · 8 months

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I saw this on another blog, and I had to ask: ROs response to MC holding their face in MC's hands and saying "Look! I can hold the whole world in my hands". And if you can include the polys! Maybe MC holds a cheek of each RO in one hand lol.

My heart😭

I did include the polys! They deserve more attention and that mental image is adorable.

Ignore the poly banners it's a work in progress.

J's initial reaction is a little snort, then a sly smile, they lean their cheek against the palm of one of your hands, indulging in the moment.

“The whole world, huh?” they say, amused, “Where did that come from?”

Laughter—J’s laughter—is a rare enough sound that it manages to shock you, it fills the space between you warmly. Their hands reach up to gently cover yours.

Softly, J adds, “Well if anyone could hold the world, it would be you.”

Uma’s eyes widen in surprise, though their lips soon quirk into a small smile, processing your words. They chuckle, “World domination, huh? I knew you had it in you.”

As their smile grows, Uma shifts slightly, eyeing you fondly as they play along. You grin, “Well, you know me too well.”

Uma’s smile grows, their fingers tracing an absent-minded pattern on the back of your hand. There's a familiarity in their touch, an undeniable affection despite not being able to take your compliment a hundred percent seriously.

Statler raises an eyebrow, amused—in disbelief—and then you smile, and the sight alone is contagious. Statler’s pupils flickering down to your lips as they answer, “You’re amazing, I hope you know that.”

You grin again—kiss them briefly since Statler seems on the bridge of denying themself—and reply, “You can always tell me.”

“I do. And I will. Every day until you get tired of hearing it,” Statler’s eyes crinkle.

“Look at you!” Wanda gasps playfully “Better not drop it now, Mr./Ms./Mx. Universe!”

You grin at her, squeezing her cheeks together, “Don’t worry, I’ve got a good grip on it.”

Wanda finds herself smiling back, giddy at the prospect of the flirty playfulness, twisting her head until you release your grip on her.

“Well, you better not let go, or else it might just escape,” she teases, voice laced with a mischievous twinkle.

The words leave your lips just as Kai groans louder than loud, cheeks flushed as they squirm away from your grip.

“Don’t be corny. I’m allergic.”

Kai pouts angrily, rubbing their cheeks before they retaliate by pinching your own together—do they miss the implication, or promptly decide to ignore it?

“That’s why I give you affection in small doses,” you tease.

Kai snorts a little. They kiss you for no reason other than feeling like it, “Whatever you say, Doc.”

Travis escapes your grip first, and only then does he answer. He raises an eyebrow, expression remaining stoic as he regards you with a hint of bemusement.

“Interesting observation,” Travis says calmly, his voice even.

You grin back in his stead, “Thought you’d like it.”

He sighs a bit, you can see him blushing.

“I don’t. So quit it, okay?”

You don’t believe Travis, of course, and he almost seems satisfied that’s the case.

Your eyes drift toward J first—if only to save Kai the embarrassment—and you see their sly grin, the way they lean against your hand before addressing Kai.

“They meant me, by the way.”

“What? No, they don’t,” Kai scoffs, tone laced with disbelief.

You pointedly pinch their cheeks, “Don’t fight. I meant both of you.”

“Such bad taste,” J rolls their eyes lightheartedly, only for Kai to mumble a quiet “Dickhead,” under their breath.

“Bad taste or not— I wouldn’t trade it for anything.”

Travis’ eyes shift toward Uma as if begging for them to answer and spare them from the embarrassment.

“Don’t fight it, honey,” is all the defense Travis gets, much to his disappointment.

Travis grumbles, “Seriously? Come on, Uma.”

You can’t help but smile too.

“Don’t fight it,” you repeat sagely.

It‘s eventually too much, Travis can only twist his head away from your grasp, complaining, “This is ridiculous.”

“Ridiculous or not, it’s very true.”

Uma nods along with a content smile, “Don’t fight it.”

#dropout #its 5am dont judge me ive insomnia #dropout if #ask #ros #poly #j gray #kai alofa #statler amani #wanda pavon #uma bharat #travis camaro

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multi-fandomsfreak · 2 months

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Hello, I’m new to your blog and saw some of your Xenophanes and MX content. I recently saw your new post about GB and I wanted to request something with him and Turmoil. So on the Mario’s Madness wiki it says the Turmoil and GB are friends. So I thought what if GB and Turmoil were also friends with reader. So Reader is a demonic entity that takes the form of Rosalina (From Super Mario Galaxy). Reader is mostly a chill and mature person (When they’re not murdering their victims.) but sometimes they join in on Turmoil and GB’s schemes. Reader has some of Rosalina’s powers. (Such as Flight/Float, Telekinesis, Teleportation, and Telepathy.) I can only imagine the amount of shenanigans that the three of them can come up with. That’s all I can think of right now.. ☺️

(If it’s okay can you use They/Them Pronouns for Reader please.)

Also here’s the proof:

Being Best Pals With GB And Turmoil

Hey there! Thanks for the ask!

I actually knew that the two of them were friends from looking at the wiki as well. For some reason I was slightly surprised even though it makes sense that they would but regardless I really like it. Hope you enjoy reading this. ~J/Blaze

Pronouns: They/Them

Warning: ⚠️Mentions Of Murdering + Corpses⚠️

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: GB + Turmoil

Proofread: ❌

Credits: Art by Marco Antonio on Twitter + Banner by zhsoftly on Pinterest

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- Honestly I can imagine it being a field day being friends with both GB and Turmoil. Most of it coming from GB and with Turmoil just following along because why not. I like to think that you met GB before Turmoil. You managed to meet GB while you were on your usual rampage of gaining more victims just to play with. Since your character mostly resides in comet observatory which is in space you often find yourself going to earth once in a while which is the time you earn your victims who were foolish enough to fall for your power. One of these times you happened to glance upon the monochrome plumber. Well more like he happened to glance upon you.

- You see as GB just happened to stumble upon you while you were murdering your most recent victim and decided that he was going to bother you. He didn’t have any specific reason except he thought that your powers were interesting. Besides that he just thought ‘I don’t know who they are but I’m going to be they’re friend now’ that was it. So he went up to you admittingly catching you a bit off guard and immediately started a conversation with you as if you didn’t just murdered someone.

+ “Why hello there? Haven’t seen you here before, who are you?” GB said in a sly tone yet cautious although curious to who you were he still had his guard up in case he needed to defend himself. However despite being caught off guard by him you were honestly impressed by his carefree attitude and his natural approach to you. It seems like he doesn’t fear you and that caught your interest. You managed to immediately calm yourself before giving GB a slight smile while looking down at him. “I could say the same as well. Aren’t you aware that I just murdered someone, aren’t you afraid?” You asked curiously why he isn’t running away like everyone to which he gave you a slight chuckle “I’m flattered that you think I'd be scared. Trust me I’ve seen stuff like this” He said looking up at you through his cap with a smug look on his face. You raised an eyebrow at him before speaking up “you’ve seen stuff like this? You caught my interest” You gave him a smile in return before seeing him bring out a hand and started to shake yours “Same here, you can call me GB. If you please be so kind as to tell me your name?” “I’m [Name] pleasure to meet you GB” you said, shaking his hand in return.

- Pretty much since then you two have been inseparable. Like partners in crime. If you were doing something he had to do it as well. If people saw one or the other they always prepared themselves to see the other. That's how much you two hang out with each other. You two just naturally get along despite you mostly being mature for who you were and with how GB is. Guess it’s just how it works.

- For how you met Turmoil you and GB managed to find him in the forest that he resides alongside his recently eaten victims. At first the two of you were surprised to see him. Was a little thing like him able to cause something like this? Apparently so. If you had to admit he was actually kind of cute.

+ You and GB gave each other confused looks as you saw Turmoil staring off into space like he wasn’t even acknowledging you two. Little did the two of you know he technically did acknowledge you two just in a different way, through sound and smell. But later on you two did learn that he was blind. “Are you two my enemies?” The voice that came out of Turmoil surprised the two of you. His voice was gargled like he had swallowed a bunch of razors. Out of you and GB you were the one to speak up first not knowing how your pal may instigate him. You lowered yourself to meet him at eye level before saying “I promise you, whoever you are we aren’t your enemies. Tell me, did you cause this mess?” You could see GB copying your movements lowering himself before asking “yeah did you? If you did then I’ve got to admit I’m impressed” before you know it Turmoil gave off a smile. Nothing sinister, just a genuine smile it was like he was happy to meet you two “oh that’s great, I’m glad to meet new people as long as you two aren’t enemies you won’t end up like them” ‘them’ referring to the multiple koopas, galoombas and wigglers that were scattered across the ground. You gave him a nod before asking “I’m curious what is your name, little one?” “Turmoil you can call me Turmoil” you gave him a smile although he couldn’t see it he could sense it that you were “what’s yours and the man standing next to you names?” He asked to which you told your name and GB’s name to him. It seemed like GB was pleased to see someone Turmoil.

- You thought that it was chaotic with just you and GB. Well prepare yourself because it’s going to be a lot more chaotic with Turmoil around. Although the three of you have the same motives it seems like GB and Turmoil have the same personality while you were calm and mature when you aren’t claiming lives like them but you don’t mind it. In fact you find it more fun with the two of them compared to others. Do you know that one meme where a dude is struggling to keep his children with their harness on? Well that’s basically the three of you with you occasionally being the dude and the other two being the children.

- I like to think that Turmoil kind of acts like a dog around you. I’m pretty sure that it’s canon or maybe was canon that although he still has some humanity left in him he still can go overboard. You tend to notice him following you around. Due to him being blind he often relies on echolocation and his great sense of smell to know not just you or GB but pretty much anyone especially his enemies. Although he can and does that he also prefers to stick around either you or GB just for some familiarity. But he can manage just by himself.

- Be prepared to look down at the two of them all the time. If I’m correct Rosalina has a canon height of 7ft or at least around 7ft and with you being a demonic entity you can make yourself even taller than that if you wanted to. I like to think that GB has the same height as Mario, possibly shorter but only by an inch or so but in his true form is only a bit taller than his non evil counterpart but not taller than you. Obviously Turmoil will be shorter than the both of you combined so regardless of Rosalina’s canon height or your height you’ll have to look down at him no matter what. To be honest even though you're his best pal he kind of hates the height difference between you and him. He’s often the jokester between the three of you but as soon as you tease him about his height he gets pouty. Kinda funny if you imagine it. For Turmoil he couldn’t care less. He’s pretty much used to people being taller than him. Plus I don’t think he realise how tall you are unless you tell him directly but regardless even before then he has some sort of knowledge that you were tall. Sometimes when he is bored he likes to climb on you and rest on your shoulders to which you just let him.

- Since Rosalina has her Lumas and with you being her demonic counterpart you have your version of Lumas as well just more demonic than the original. They are like your little helpers telling you things about your victims, giving you information best suited for you and warning you of anyone going after you which is rare but regardless they tell you.

- GB absolutely loves your little minions treating them like they were his pet. Gently tickling them with the tip of his fingers as they rest in his hand. Turmoil on the other hand may have accidentally almost eaten one of your Lumas before getting told off by you telling him that they belong to you and aren’t enemies (I know in canon they aren’t enemies to Mario but this isn’t the canon Mario universe). But besides that they actually get along with each other. Sometimes Turmoil likes to fly around on the bunch of them because why not.

- All and all despite the contrast in personality between the three of you, you lot are the best of friends and often get into shit with you getting all of you out of said shit that the other two manage to convince and rope you into.

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dawndelion-winery · 2 years

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Companion: Pantalone

Android!Pantalone × GN!Reader

When you'd agreed to pick another android for yourself since Dottore insisted, you hadn't expected it to be someone equally eccentric. Then again, that was probably on you since he had been introduced as a "dear friend" of his.

You did know a little about them, fortunately, since genshin impact was all the rage in the past, making it a popular discussion topic. Especially given how suddenly they'd all disappeared, getting recalled and production halted in a matter of days, it only left people wondering, ever curious about what happened to their beloved androids.

And you did know that Regrator was exceptionally fond of wealth. Obsessed almost. So you weren't very sure when Dottore insisted he'd be a good choice.

However, everything made itself clear when Pantalone fell into his role as your lover with ease. How easily his fingertips brushed your cheek as he complimented you, very unlike Dottore's backhanded compliments.

"The master seem pleasantly surprised," Pantalone commented with a coy smile, slipping his hand in yours once again as Dottore scoffed at him. "Don't mind his sugar-coated words, new user, he's every bit as sly and conniving as any harbinger."

"You say that as though you aren't one yourself, Doctor," Pantalone quipped as he pulled you closer to him. There was clear tension between them, yet it didn't feel threatening. And as quickly as it had come, dissipates into a relaxing calm as Pantalone gingerly hugged you from behind while Dottore laid his hand on your head, seemingly debating if he should pat you or not.

Taglist: @myluvkeiji @pluvioseprince @aqui-soba @favonius-captain @tiredsleep @raincxtter @loverofthe-stars @gensimping-for-all @irethepotato @almond-adeptus @mx-kamisato @yuzuricebun @chaosinanutshell @heizours @codename-hiraeth @andreiling01 @callmemeelah @sadlonelybagel @plinkuro @thevictoriousmoon @mastering-procrastinating @sarahyumiko2 @local-mr-frog @cxlrosii @paintingsofdragonspine @mayulli

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #regrator #pantalone #pantalone x reader #regrator x reader #genshin pantalone #genshin regrator #genshin android au #winery specials

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twentydaysofdrabbles · 10 months

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The Concierge Plays Fetch - Sans (Part 10)

“So you are the reason for my sudden shortage of mustard.”

Sans raises his head from the pile of empty shot glasses and mustard bottles as you approach. “sweetheart,” he purrs in welcome, leering at you, bracing an elbow on the bar to turn to face you. “you’re a sight for sore eyes.”

Hmm, there seems to be a difference in his inflection as he speaks to you. Just like with Papyrus just a few minutes ago. How intriguing.

The bar is empty, the Bartender having fled with a look of relief when he laid eyes on you. Reflexively, you go to stand behind the counter, taking Sans’ dirty glasses to begin rinsing them and putting them into the dishwasher.

“Is there a particular brand of mustard that you prefer, Mister Sans?” You ask conversationally. Like Papyrus’ overloaded squat bar, you’re impressed at the variety of mustard and the sheer quantity of it messily arranged next to him. “Allow me to clear the empty bottles.”

You had barely waved your hand in the direction of the empty jars and bottles before it is seized in a gentle grip by ivory phalanges. The high quality cloth of your glove dulls the sensation of bone on skin. Teases at it. You find yourself wanting to...to...

“mustard-ing at the best kind,” Sans rumbles invitingly at you, his permanent grin taking on a...you think it’s a sultry look but you’re not sure.

Your mind then processes his words. Was that a pun? You think it’s a pun. The d when he said mustard was fairly quiet...

Blinking slowly, you let a small smile crack your neutral expression slightly. “How charming, Mister Sans.”

“why thank you.” He rubs the knuckles of his free hand on his chest, the red, high collared shirt showing signs of his afternoon binge. His black tailored jacket, luckily, hangs on the back of his bar stool.

All this while, he still has your hand in his. Technically, it’s loose enough that you can easily pull away, but you find yourself just...waiting. For what, you’re not quite sure, but at the same time you’re not inclined to break contact just yet. How intriguing.

Sans doesn’t make you wait long, luckily. Firm teeth press to the back of your gloved hand in a courtly gesture right over your scar, though Sans ruins it by winking up at you. “come on, have a drink with me.” He gestures with his head to the shelves of drinks behind you.

Your answer is on the tip of your tongue. “The Manager has moved the meeting forward, Mister Sans. King Asgore, Captain Undyne, and Mx Frisk are waiting in the Lounge for you and Mister Papyrus.”

“augh, the meeting,” he groans, letting go of your hand to reach for a shot glass that he fills with yellow mustard. As if he wasn’t the one who made the meeting happen in the first place. “well, if they’ve been waiting, ain’t gonna hurt to make ‘em wait a little more.”

The smile on your face spreads a little more. Gutsy for a guy who seems to answer to the King. “One would think making royalty wait would be inadvisable,” you say evenly as you reach for a glass bottle of soda, pouring it into a glass filled with ice. You don’t mention that it’s equally as inadvisable to keep the Manager waiting. “Mister Papyrus has gone to refresh himself.”

“i bath he’ll be a while,” Sans sneers into his mustard, throwing it back like a shot. Red pilot lights of eyes drift to the glass of soda, placed on the counter in front of you. “not a drinker?”

“No,” is your only answer as you lift it to your lips to drink. It doesn’t go unnoticed that Sans’ eyes remain on the glass, on your lips. No, you don’t miss it, but neither do you acknowledge it.

“former drinker?” Sans pries with a sly look.

You try not to sigh, but admittedly you do catch an exhale on its way out. To refrain from making any further comment, you keep your hands busy by clearing some of the empty bottles next to Sans’s elbow. They go right into the bin; you refuse to deal with the smell of mustard for the rest of the night. Particularly if they get on your gloves.

That, however, seems to be enough for Sans. He nods understandingly, “sodas why.”

You despise the fact that he seems to be reading your reactions. He’s far too perceptive for your liking, truly.

“ain’t throwing stones here, sweetheart.” His red tongue slips from between his serrated teeth, glowing and ghostly and cleaning the shot glass.

As much as you try not to stare, it’s a little hard not to. A quick glance is all. But it’s enough for Sans.

“‘s a little tongue in cheek, but i can give you a private demonstration if you want.” Sans wriggles his tongue at you, undulating between his two fingers that he brings up to his eternal grin. “maybe later tonight?”

Flirt.

Your expression doesn’t change. It’s difficult, but it doesn’t change. And yet you don’t discourage him.

“If you would finish your drink, Mister Sans, I shall show you to the lounge.” Your glass did not contain much to begin with, but you finish it in a slow sip, eyes locked on his.

Despite the deflection, Sans only seems to be tickled by your lack of rejection. He laughs in a rolling rumble, snatching the sole glass of whiskey beside him to finish it in one gulp. “’s not a no,” he sings through his exhale, licking his teeth.

Again, you do not react. There is no break in your movements as you rinse the glass you used, as you gather the glasses he used, as you put them all into the dishwasher. “Are you ready, Mister Sans?”

The skeleton pauses then, just for a moment. Seemingly rolling your choice of words in his head. When you look at him expectantly, he lets a rumbling purr vibrate from his chest, hopping off from the stool and throwing his jacket over his shoulders.

Like the Cheshire cat eyeing a choice bit of cake, he purrs, “Lead the way.”

#undertale fics #mafiafell au #mafiafell sans #mafiafell sans x reader #sans x reader #drabble #ficlets #the concierge

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dramaaddict · 11 months

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I'm still not convinced that MX would fall for this

over THIS

Even WY is more charming than the general cardboard cutout

I would take sly and scheming but caring men(?) over a wimpy mama's boy any day

At least the cardboard rejected MX's stupid impulsive idea to be his second wife immediately so I guess that's a plus. I hope you and your white lotus wife will last forever, general cardboard cutout.

#gone with the rain #cdrama #sun yi zou #zhao yin bo #liu mei tong #i might be a bit too judgemental about WJG but I really REALLY dislike him

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makingqueerhistory · 18 days

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Hello! I was wondering if you have any recommended reading for kink/fetishes (histories of, queer intersections, discussions of safe sane and consensual, etc) or generally kink positive books/media?

Yes, I do!

Transland: Consent, Kink, and Pleasure

MX Sly

Melissa Febos

(Affiliate link above)

#queer #lgbt #answered

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extraneousdominomask · 2 years

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@mx-kit showed me this recent tweet from our favourite Christian podcaster, which I find interesting for a few reasons:

1) The voice acting community stands behind Mr. Martinet, which is unsurprising given the vocal support (pun unintended) earlier this year for John DiMaggio in his negotiations over the Futurama reboot

2) Martinet has not asked for said support, insisting he's, like, totally super fine just doing a cameo in the blockbuster movie of the world-famous character he has voiced for over two decades, as a divisive Hollywood actor performs the role listlessly and in essentially his normal speaking voice. Just happy to be here ha ha! But

2a) that is almost exactly what one Mister Kevin Miller said of the Sly Cooper movie announced in 2014. The situation was different, and indeed worse; Miller had no promise of a cameo, and bafflingly, his castmates were present, while he and only he was replaced by a not- even-famous guy. Despite all this, he gave a sickly grin and assured us he was very excited and would be first in line at the theatre. Apparently, now that he's certain the film is going to be "never made", he feels more comfortable sharing his true reaction, and how much it hurt him. From which we can conclude

2a€) when somebody from sucker punch publicly states that thieves in time was great no notes on thieves in time they totally play thieves in time on their days off, they are being polite! in public! professionally! those are the three Ps!! and- wait, sorry

2a$) when Charles Martinet publicly states that he's totally fine with how the Mario movie is shaking out, he is quite possibly just being polite, in public, professionally. Regardless of how he feels he's not gonna be throwing a temper tantrum on Twitter, y'know?

#he's Christian /and/ a podcaster the podcast itself is not Christian in nature. unless they've seriously revamped it?

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inspector-montoya-fox · 2 years

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moving on to Sly 3′s secondary boss fights: there’s no definitive answer as to what classifies as a secondary boss, but if a baddie has a life meter, i think it counts. some of the entries are like important missions instead of like filler ? but i feel like they should be on this list. let’s take a look:

as fun as Carmelita gameplay is, the Mask of Dark Earth encounters snatch first place because of how diverse and fun they are. Lemon Rage is one of the best missions in the franchise and seeing the mask find a new host every time helps shape it as an otherwise very lacklustre villain

if i had made this list before my recent playthrough of Sly 3, Bentley & Murray tag-teaming Dr Matthew would probably be in Shrek 2. but it really doesn’t deserve that praise. the dialogue is phenomenal and far better than anything that comes out of the game’s final bossfight, but using the grapple cam disrupts the flow of the entire section and feels sluggish at best

Shrek 2 is very much ‘we gave you nice gameplay, now we’ll set it in different context’ and it just ends up being worse than the original. facing the Blue Viper gang is fun (i feel like this is a very controversial take) but then Octavio dropping his gizmos in the water is like ok... next. and i’d easily take Carmelita vs Muggshot or the Vincenetti Gang over Carmelita vs Dr Michael Bay any day

the second tier is self-explanatory. regarding the dragon bossfight specifically, @mx-kit puts it best here

the giant piranha hybrid is like... easily the worst part of the game. when i was deciding on whether to play Sly 2 or 3, i was like ‘i haven’t played Sly 3 in a while and i really miss some of its missions but... giant piranha hybrid’. this is what i want to do to it.

#i wrote an entire rant about Beyonce's new song in the tags but deleted it because it felt petty #but basically i popped off because i feel like Beyonka and Drake are exploiting gay culture by putting out the most mediocre house songs #on pride month no less #whereas other artists who genuinely celebrate queer culture throughout their discography remain unknown #because people just now choose to listen to house music because of who is putting it out instead of what it actually is or stands for #the homophobes from my high school using the new Drake tracks on their stories at the gym like... lmao #ramble in the tags down under #sly cooper

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jirnkirks · 2 years

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scorpler and famous 4 💖💖

This is very silly... This is just awful awful fluff i give no excuses

"Of course I do! Who wouldn't fall in love with the spirit of the holidays! I bet I could make anyone would fall in love, even some random-"

A crash and a bang, and skittering from the walls is Scorpler, ridiculously dark sunglasses perched on their face. They dust off their deep velvet coat before sliding into Famous' space, scoff," Now, what are you reindeer loving wannabes talking about?" Famous gives an unimpressed hum, eyebrow raised but eyes gleaming as they lean forward. "How you, Mx. Party Store Disaster, are ruining the holidays for everyone!" they proclaim, jabbing at Scorpler's chest.

When Scorpler laughs, the sound travels throughout all of them, scorpions rumbling and skittering, and they do it now, circling around Famous' outstretched hand, turning closer to the brightly dressed demon. There's nothing but contempt in Famous' expression, but when Scorpler laughs, Famous can't quite hold back their smirk-

"Lottie! I didn't know you were such a fan of mine, darling," Famous says sweetly, almost bitingly so, as they stalk up to where Lottie is sitting on their couch. Like a very cross cat, Scorpler thinks as they trail behind. Lottie sees the same thing Scorpler does- she grins, her sloe eyes sparkling at the irritation leashed in Famous' voice.

"Hiroto told me you and Scorp were in a funny movie," Lottie drawls out, savoring each word. "Didn't realize they paid you to act gross on camera," she says, turning the volume up as big screen Scorpler pushes themselves into screen Famous' space, and screen Famous- they don't quite shy away. It's more like they give in, mirroring the way screen Scorpler's body pressed against theirs. Perching on their sofa Lottie wrinkles their snout. "Disgusting," she reiterates as Scorpler laughs, leaning into real, huffy Famous's space and looping an arm around their waist.

"You chose it, darling, I didn't think you were this desperate to watch us," Famous says. Sly as always, Scorpler thinks fondly. It pulls the reaction Famous wanted- Lottie turns back again, eyes already half narrowed before snapping her gaze away once she sees the way Famous is leaning into Scorpler's embrace, Scorpler this time melting against Famous as their scorpions perch on Famous' shoulded, cheek, the crook of their neck that Scorpler couldn't quite believe Famous let them get so close to. Famous is smirking already, and Scorpler chitters in amusement. Two can play at this game.

"You two are awful," Lottie complains without looking. She spins around and makes herself even smaller as she hides in the couch. "Bye Lottie," Scorpler laughs, as they push Famous away. "Fuck off, " drifts up behind them as Famous finally turns around and loops their arms around Scorpler's neck with the same glint in their eye.

#Hades tigers #Blaseball #Famous owens #Mclaughlin scorpler #Lottie ceilingfan #My writing #Htigers #Scorpfamous #Lottie cf #Scorpler

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ratsoh-writes · 1 year

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Emerald's face lights up as she spots Ram, and her cheeks also light up at the happy wave he shoots her. The effect isn't lost on the stable owner, who gives her a sly nudge, making her jump in surprise.

"Go on, lass," Mx. Hausen says, a twinkle in their eye as they nod towards the animal stands, "It's time for Patience to take a rest break, anyway."

Emerald gives a little nod and slips under the rope, heading for the small group with the large cow. Mx. Hausen chuckles fondly to themself at the sight, giving the bay mare a gentle pat on the neck.

" Young'uns... "

Ram leans against the pen lazily while the girl, toddler and taller skeleton pet the cow.

Ram: hey emerald. Y’ entering any horses in t’ contest?

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seraphdreams · 2 years

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hnnggg s-sensei please!

you find your whines muffled around the girth of the canary tentacle exploring your mouth, the foreign sensation of its cups sucking at your tongue shooting sparks down your spine.

that makes seven

you feel his laboured breath travel down your neck from behind you as the two of you take in the lewd form your body has taken. bare and restrained by seven of his eight tentacles.

the first two snaked their way up your legs, sucking and marking the supple flesh with purple bruises before wrapping around your plump thighs.

hmph, enjoying yourself arentcha you perv you tease, raising an eyebrow at the yellow octopus shamelessly feeling you up.

your remark was met with nothing but a sly grin as his tentacles continue to massage and squish before abruptly pulling your legs apart.

w-what what are you doing??!? you cry, heat rushing to your cheeks and ears at your exposed state, thighs spread wide.

lets say im conducting some … research

with that, you feel another tentacle make its way up your body, ghosting over your slit before gently circling your puffy nipples.

let me see what you really are, mx y/n, he whispers against your neck as his tentacle finds its home around the column of your neck.

you enjoy poking fun at me dont you, calling me pervy as if you dont enjoy it just as much hm?

the squeeze and squelch of the wet muscle around your neck makes your hair stand upright, unused to the alien feeling yet… not entirely opposed.

if only they could see you know… see the look on your face as i spread you open

you throw your head back with a cry, the cups around your neck sucking and pulling at the delicate skin as two more capture your wrists.

look at this, our bossy y/n giving in to a few tentacles… who knew you were this easy? he sneers

his crude words fail to mask how affected he is by this predicament, by you , tentacles swelling in size as their cups begin oozing onto your body.

the remaining 3 tentacles stand to attention, as if with minds of their own before viciously marking your skin, leaving a trail of red circles in their wake. one makes its way to your chest, teasing your nipples as they pebble under the harsh stimulation while the other caresses your lips before invading your mouth.

that makes seven

koro’s almost heaving with excitement, his final tentacle stiff and swollen as the others continue to grope and fondle you.

tell me where you want it y/n

he caresses your cheek, the slimy muscle tucking a strand of hair behind your ear as you peer up at him through your lashes

you try to respond but the tentacle in your mouth proves itself to be a mighty obstacle… something koro realizes a bit too late as embarrassment floods his system after what he was hoping would be a tense moment between the two of you -.-

uh- um so… just uh… gesture… where you want me

his once cocky demeanour now shifting to a quiet murmur as his tentacle makes its way down to the area between your thighs.

maybe … here

your eyes shoot open and back arches at the sudden suction on your clit, the wetness of the tentacle mixing with your slick to dribble down your thighs and ass while you bite down on the meat in your mouth.

koro groans at the pain, sliding his enlarged tentacle further along your cunt, the ridges rubbing against you as your hips begin to rock along its length.

your eyes find themselves closing in bliss at the much needed stimulation against your clit, cunt sliding along the tentacle as the others continue to suck and squeeze at your other weak spots. you moan around koro, who begins to twitch on your tongue.

so lost were you that you failed to register the way koro made his way down your cunt and up to your ass … not until you felt the tip of his meat muscle prod against your puckered hole.

fuck y/n he rasps, tracing around it before gently inserting himself inside. his breath catches in his throat at the way you clamp down on him, walls clenching at the intrusion as your eyes glaze over and toes curl in ecstasy.

youre gonna be the death of me

with that, he begins a steady rhythm of sliding back and forth, in and out of your hole while his cups continue to suck at your clit. koro’s breathing grows heavier against your ear as filthy confessions tumble from his loose tongue, drunk off the feel of your body in his grasp.

gonna make you mine, gonna make sure no one else touches you…

what if i just give you a baby hm, you’d want that wouldn’t you.. to be my little cum dump, kept full of me at all times huh?

his words shock you, so far removed from the collected koro you thought you knew, but soon enough you found yourself melting. the thought of the two of you in your own little house, little octopi squelching around filling the air with joy and love..

your eyes grow teary at the image, the possibility of having your own little yellow babies filling your chest with warmth and your hole with slick. an invitation for koro to plant his seed into your fertile body.

im gonna cum… fuck im gonna cum inside you

he groans, tentacles swelling even more before the one in your ass releases with a shudder, plugging you up and keeping him nice and snug inside of you.

koro’s tentacles slowly release you before pulling you to his chest with a content sigh, caressing your face and your tender skin before resting over your cum filled ass as the two of you drift off to sleep

blocked.

#GET OUT MY PHONE #NOW #korosensei fuckers #this ones for you i guess #seraph.replies!#zehr.dreams!

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