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#my brother and i would scream over that omfg
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do you think that ppl in Gotham write self-insert fanfic that’s like…getting adopted by/sold to Bruce Wayne
and do you think the kids ever sit around and read it to each other and die laughing because it’s just so funny to them that someone would imagine that
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Just saw that your reqs are open again :0. I have a funny idea. Slashers x Child reader who is overly sarcastic
I have like 6 requests I need to finish them rn omg
Slashers with overly sarcastic child reader!
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Michael
Finds it amusing, he doesn't find that many children like that.
After you say a sardonic comment for the 50th time he's just standing there like 'yup, that's my child right there'.
Loves it, but doesn't like it when you use it against him or at him. grandpapa comes up with the lecturing like, 'don't speak in that tone to me young child, when I was your age-' telepathically. You can basically feel his harsh glare.
He's secretly hyping you up whenever you say your sarcastic remarks to someone, he's just there. You don't know it yet.
Sinclair brothers
Bo is just smirking proudly, he's standing behind you with his arms crossed and his legs wide apart (why this kinda hot) hearing you use your sharp words at someone. Similar reaction as Michael if you use it against him but more of a 'wtf did I do wrong' reaction but will get annoyed later on if you keep it up, will probably scream "STOP GIVING ME THAT ATTITUDE Y/N." but you know he won't lay bad hands on you though. Won't stop you if you say sum' to someone, he may not know it but he's so like you.
Vincent is more of a 'y/n, why would you talk like that?' wonders if something is bothering you because bo gets sarcastic too when something irritates him. If you tell him you aren't and are just always like this in your own way he would just be relieved, actually finds it funny. He was sitting on the couch and then you and bo came inside and were screaming at each other (playfully) about something and he just tries to hold in his laugh because it's funny seeing his hotheaded twin argue with a child. Pretty okay with it as long as you don't act mean to him or else he's just gonna pick you by your shirt and plop you out of the basement for about 2 days as punishment.
At first Lester was like 'are you angry me at me :(?'. But then learned it was your normal behaviour and got chill with it, I mean it's not like he can't handle two sarcastic angy kids. He has his hand over his mouth and thinks 'slay' or just yells "BUURRNN" when you show that girl/boy/bad boss attitude to someone. Feels really hurt when you become sarcastic towards him though. In short, he's supportive and sometimes you defend him against people. 💀
Hannibal
Smiles and chuckles a bit at your behaviour. Stops you if you're doing it bit too much.
Does a quick 180 🤨 if you start giving him that attitude. And scolds and lectures.
Encourages this though if it's against anyone who speaks ill about you. Has no problem standing up for you but would love it if you could stand up for yourself <3.
If some random person comes up to him and tells him to teach his child some better manners he'll pick you up and hold you and let's you do your silly little magic words.
Chaos, yep.
Later tells his mental bf about what you did and says "omg did you see what they said? It was so cool" and close to tears. "no I wasn't with you" the mental bf replies and maybe ruins the atmosphere.
Billy n Stu
They'll literally record you and basically shoves a camera up to your face and stu squeals at how cool you sound, Billy looks calm but inside he's like "omfg this kid is bad ass"
And then shows it to their friends while you're getting really embarrassed because you're right in front of them.
This ends up in you saying ironical things at every question they ask you just to piss them off.
Which then ends in Billy telling you 'do not speak to your parents like that 🤬' and do you stop? No. But do they stop showing you off to their friends? No. But it all works out anyway because that's the kinda relationship you three have.
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romeulusroy · 11 months
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Dependence Pt. 4 (Roy!Sibling x Roy Family)
((SUCCESSION SPOILERS))
Character/s: Connor, Kendall, Shiv, Roman, Logan
Word Count: 2,538
Warning: addiction, drugs, alcohol, death, grief
Inspired By: I Bet On Losing Dogs by Mitski
Tag: @locke-writes
A/N: This was one of the best and one of the most heartbreaking episodes I've ever seen. That being said, omfg. All I could think of was Baby Roy. My heart broke for Roman. It was beautiful and an honest portrayal of grief, but I was not ready at all. I wasn't planning on writing anymore parts, but I just couldn't help myself. This episode was too good to leave it be. I'm really happy with how it turned out! this has been my favorite series to write, Baby Roy is so fun to write and it makes me so happy to know you guys like it too!!! Thank you!! Feedback is always appreciated 💜💜💜
Dependence Pt. 1 / Dependence Pt. 2 / Dependence Pt. 3 / Dependence Pt. 5
Being The Youngest Roy Would Include Pt One.
Being The Youngest Roy Would Include Pt. Two
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You can still taste the whiskey in the back of your throat. It’s a familiar burning. It’s something you shouldn’t welcome with open arms, but when have you ever turned away from a love that could kill you? When have you been shown any other kind of affection? Their hugs always came with a stab in the back, right between your vertebrae. They were always intentional with their strokes, never wanting to waste a moment, a movement. What you wouldn’t give for a drink right now. Salted rim. Ice. Something bright, something colorful, something to make this all go away. You were so close last time, tip toeing on the edge. Where he fell, you flew, dragged back by the skin of your teeth. You didn’t want to be saved, you wanted to be free. The memories are hazy, but your throat was scratchy, voice patchy, as if you’d been screaming. As if you’d been begging. No one explained, though you had a feeling they all heard. They looked at you differently now. You knew what they said behind your back, your fathers old posse, what they thought of you. Suicidal. Maybe. What did they care about? Now you started what could have been. The casket, the rows and rows of nameless faces, most never shedding a tear over your old man, over you. The violins, the church, the halo effect the light gives as if anyone in this room were remotely holy. You hadn’t had anything since the incident, nothing to drink, nothing to use, but that didn’t mean you couldn’t still feel it, want it. After the charcoal, the sick, after that, it seemed like you could never get rid of that boozy taste in your mouth. Faint, but there. Mocking you, your sobriety. What your father would have said to you after the incident plays on loop in your mind. That if you wanted to cry he would give you something to cry about, if you wanted to die he would give you something to die about.
Too late, you think, you beat me to it. 
Your mother sat beside Caroline and Kerry, making the ever rare appearance in the world to grieve her ex-spouse. She hugged you as she came in, doing the same with your brothers and sister, reminding you this wasn’t the kind of event that came with an open bar. You smiled, unsure of what else to do, unsure of what to say, struck as if you’d been slapped across the face. She wasn’t there. She didn’t see you, in that bed, in that condition. You hadn’t even attempted to call her in that haze, you’d gone to your dead father instead. You knew. You knew even as you lay dying that she would not offer the comforts you so desperately wanted. She would not let you go in peace. Someone must’ve filled her in, though by the look in her eye you’d never know it. She was as jaded and hostile as ever. She seemed satisfied with herself, her quip, moving on to your sister and her big news. Your eyes stung. Someone put their hand on your shoulder, giving it a squeeze. Connor or Kendall. You never found out who. Suddenly you were drained. Of life, of everything, wanting to lay down on the pew and sleep forever. You let your siblings talk. You let them wander off to their prospective parties, sticking by Connor like a little kid, becoming his shadow. Since that night he hasn’t let you out of his sight. He takes care of you. He makes sure you’re doing okay. The others call, checking in more than they ever have, all of them feeling guilty. You didn’t mean to. You didn’t mean to make such a mess. You were just so angry, so alone. You were tired of fighting this thing inside of you that could not be controlled, that threatened to burn you alive. 
Time passes strangely. There are gaps in between. You don’t remember sitting down or watching them carry him in, only that he rests in the aisle and you cannot stop yourself from holding your breath. You can’t take your eyes off the casket. He’s really in there, you think, he’s really gone. Part of you still thinks this is all one massive trick. That he’s going to pop up and laugh, making a fool out of all of you. You wait, but he does not stir. Despite their best efforts, Ewan takes his place at the podium. He talks of his brother and sister, Rose. Of Logan's life before you, before the money. You’d never heard any of this before. Your fathers life was a series of scattered bits of information and assumptions to fill in the gaps. You only had a handful of real facts about him, ones that weren’t superficial like his age and birthday. The realization seeps into your skin: you never even knew him. You watch the same thought in your siblings' expressions. The quiver of Roman’s bottom lip. The glazed over look in Kendall's eyes. Even Connor, your oldest brother, the one who knew him the longest, stared forward as if he were desperate to breathe and Ewans words were the only oxygen in the room. All of you hopeless without him, without this story, as if you were hearing about him for the first time. The man you wanted to be loved by so frantically was nothing but a stranger. He kept all of you at arms length, not wanting to get hurt again. Now here you were, hurting, missing out on a father, a real father, because of his fears. You dug your nails into your palms, wanting to scream. 
You watched him crumble before you. He’d been so confident, so manic, you should have known. You should have known all that pre-grieving was masochistic bullshit. His words catch in his throat, his hands shuffle his cards around, until finally he needs to step down, the tears glistening in his eyes. All of you reflectively stand, meeting him at the bottom of the stairs. He is sobbing now, trying to keep it all in. Is he in there? He asks. Can we get him out? Connor steps in front of you, taking his little brother by the arm, as if he doesn’t want you to see this, as if he can protect you from their pains, their sorrows. Roman holds his hands in front of his face, shielding himself from the fury of a ghost. Through your siblings, you grab his cards from his shaking hand. I can do it, you say, catching their eyes. Even Roman, his puppy dog eyes wide and scared and sad, are surprised. I got this. You sound more confident than you feel. None object, though you watch Ken and Shiv share an argument with just their eyes. You smile at Roman, assuring him it’s okay. You have to be there for them, too. You have to be there for them like they’ve been for you. Your tiny crowd dissipates, all of them sitting around him. You take your place at the podium. There is such a huge turnout you can’t see everyone's faces, though you have a feeling you know what they’re thinking. Frank leans over, whispers something to Gerri. You clear your throat, looking over what your brother has written. Fuck. Clutching the cards, you think quickly. The silence hangs in the air thick. I didn’t know my father, you start. Not well, at least. He wasn’t, uh, he wasn’t an easy man to get to know. Some chuckle. He spent most of his time at work, with all of you. Even as a little kid, I thought that’s where Dad lived, in the office. I had no idea uh, I had no idea they lived at home with their family. More laughter. You cannot look at anyone else but your siblings. They nod at you, encouraging you to go on. Someone got Roman water. You offer a sympathetic smile at him, knowing this will haunt him. Tears are welling up in your eyes as you speak, laughter catching in your throat. I, uh, I still can’t believe it, you know? You swallow a sob. I keep thinking that he’s going to come out of nowhere, that this was just some joke he’s playing on us. That we’ll hear his laugh out of nowhere and he’ll be back. It’s not though, it can’t be. It's too real now. Your hands begin to shake, the concerned faces of your brothers and sister blurred by tears. You catch your mother wiping her dry face with a tissue. Kendall inches forward, ready to come to your rescue. I didn’t know him well, but I miss him every single day. I miss the way he used to yell and that disappointed look he gave when we messed up. I miss his condescending tone and the way he danced around an apology. I miss him. We all do. He wasn’t uh, he wasn’t an easy man to love, but who is? 
Connor takes your hand in his, giving it three squeezes. Kendall went up, then Shiv. you can’t hear their words, you can only watch them try to keep themselves together. They share stories of your father, from a childhood before you. You liked hearing about it, as sad as it may be. You were grateful they had each other, that they didn’t grow up so alone. Your head rests on Rome’s shoulder, his sniffling quiet, cautious, as if your father could hear him. On the other side of the church, your mother sobs loudly. The rest of Logan's wives and girlfriends come to her rescue, comforting her, despite not a single tear being shed. You roll your eyes, wishing the day over as fast as possible. You keep close behind Connor and Willa, who are thanking the sea of nameless faces for coming. People you’ve never seen before, people you’ve seen in passing, in Christmas cards, others you have the terrible feeling that they came only to check that the old man was, in fact, truly dead. You take the car with them all the way to the graveyard where his mausoleum stands tall and daunting. Crisp, harsh lines draw you into where he hoped you would all be buried alongside him. If they hadn’t brought you back, if they hadn’t found you when they did, would you be in there now? Would you have taken the first available slot, destined to share eternity with a man who fucking hated you? A shudder goes through your body. Shiv mistakes it for grief, holding your arm. It is cold and sterile, the very place you would have expected him to be. The ground, the bugs, that’s too dirty. Too much. He never would have been cremated either. He didn’t want to rot, you think, as if this place could prevent that. Roman stands near the doorway, not wanting to go in. You wait beside him, not saying a word. Too much empathy, too much compassion, and you’ll drive him away. No, he just needs his time. You watch Connor place his hand on the places in the wall, as if he has already claimed it on his own. You drop your gaze, trying to stop the thoughts from coming. What if, one day, you’re the only one left? What then? How will you go on without them, all of them? Tears fall silently down your cheeks. You couldn’t do it without them. They were your mother and fathers, they raised you, they saved you. Without them, without them you would be nothing. You never would have made it this far, seen this many years. Despite their faults, despite everything, you owed your life to them. You always would. 
Your brother disappears before you can stop him, shutting himself into isolation, into the car. None of you move, none of you get up to get him, your eyes all transfixed on what’s being done before you. Settled into his final resting place. All that anger, all that rage, where does it go? Does it come back to you? Does it belong to you now? You haven’t been angry since that night, not like how it was, your rage replaced with gratitude. You weren’t happy to be back, to be here, but it was better than the alternative. If they’d had to bury you too, you’re not sure what they would have done. Before you thought your absence meant nothing. That they’d known how to function in a world without you before, they could do it again. The way they looked at you when you woke up, when you cried, you realized just how much you’d put them through, how they seemed to age decades under those fluorescent lights. You apologized profusely, but they wouldn’t hear it. They blamed themselves, all of them. You didn’t want to be here. You didn’t want to be tied back to this life, this meaningless existence, but you couldn’t let yourself hurt them anymore.
The reception is crowded, everyone sharing their condolences. Kendall gets you a water before disappearing to talk to Mencken, Roman following obediently. He makes sure you’re okay on your own, that it’ll only be a minute. You assure him you’ll be alright, really. How he would have hated this, you smile. All these people pretending to have known him, sympathizing with his children. As far as he was concerned you deserved nothing. You deserved less than nothing. You wade through the room. They’re off, doing their own things, trying each and every one of them to one day take over. You never wanted that, you never thought it was your rightful place. You know what you want and it doesn’t involve this. It doesn’t involve schmoozing, it doesn’t involve high stakes and high stress. What wouldn't save your family from this, but it’s too late. It always was. They were pitted against one another before you were even born. You sip your water, forever wishing it were something stronger. The impulse is still there. It always has been, always will be. It didn’t leave just because he did. It didn’t escape you just because he did. It sits in the middle of your chest and it is bitter for being ignored. You did it once, a whole year, you can do it again. You will do it again. If not for yourself, if never for yourself, then for them. For Connor, for Kendall, for Siobhan, for Roman. For the people who have always loved you, always will. Logan is dead. He will be. He didn’t care then and he won’t care now, but they will. It’s up to you to do better, be better, stay sober. It's not easy, it never has been, it never will be. But don’t they deserve that? Don’t each of them deserve that from you? You watch them, each of them, laugh and roll their eyes and try to find their way in this world without him. If they can do it, if they can find a reason to show up, to be there, so can you. Right?
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swampthingking · 12 days
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I saw your post about jeremy paying off jeans debt to moriyamas and im screaming
OBVIOUSLY jean would not want that because he feels like hes just being bought by another person (but a more healed jean might not. Depends on when it happens tbh)
And omfg,,,, yeah jeremy is probably very rich since he has a butler and a personel chef (which I find are VERY expensive in america for some reason. Especially such good ones) his family even has connections to congressmen. So to think he could probably pay off the mafia is a bit exaggerated, and it would take millions (jeremys entire bank account probably)
And its so,,,,, UGH can you Imagine how it would go. Neil would probably have to be present to help handle it (neil is officially jeans agent to handle mafia business imo)
Amd jeremy being free would also cause and existential crisis. What was jean going to do with his life was jean now jeremys puppet would jeremy still be nice to him now that he has control over jean what does he want to do now.
It also raises the question of what jean would think of exy now that he isnt obligated to play it.
(Sorry this is a lot lol)
this became so much longer than i anticipated BUT
do not apologize I LOVE THIS
ok so. jean would definitely not want jeremy to buy his freedom.
because…what is ‘freedom.’
i think the jean now, that we’ve met after tsc1, would be fucking pissed if jeremy bought his freedom. i think he would not feel…safe? around jeremy? because— now that he owns me, he can do anything he wants to me. i think that it would put such a rift in the precarious trust they’ve built. even at the end of tsc, jean tells jeremy “i trust you” and immediately thinks i have no choice but to. and then is like wweeeeelllll that doesn’t exactly feel true though. so i think jeremy doing that would be like a ‘what the fuck, was not expecting that’ moment.
but jeremy. jeremy. we have seen that if he has the means to do something, he will do it. let me push away my familial issues and answer lucas’s call. do you feel safe with your brother? he would have picked lucas up. he would have found somewhere else for lucas to stay. i will focus on others’ problems so i do not have to face my own. i will be your partner. i will buy two twin beds and move into your room.
so, sorry, to backtrack: i think jean will eventually tell jeremy the full truth. i think jean won’t be able to stop himself, same with his other confessions—i didn’t ask. they didn’t know. jeremy asks the right questions with so much care that jean’s mouth starts moving before he thinks through what he’s supposed to say. jean subconsciously feeling safe enough to speak freely around jeremy, cat, and laila is a WHOLE other thing but i digress
and jeremy will go into “fix-it” mode. will call kevin with the idea. and kevin will be like “do not fucking do that” and i think neil will somehow get involved (especially if jeremy went through with it anyway. neil will go just to make sure jeremy does not, y’know, get fucking killed. also? how do you contact the mafia?). jean will also tell jeremy “do not fucking do that.” 1, because. this is the. this is the fucking mafia. they could absolutely kill you. they could say, “aaaah. yeah, you can buy jean’s freedom, but [insert damning terms that indebt you to us.]” and you can’t just…deny the mafia. it’s a suicide mission. and 2 because…jean doesn’t think he deserves it. he’ll think he’s not worthy of it. i don’t think he would be able to fathom the word ‘freedom.’ i think he would think of it, exactly like you said, as being bought. passed from one owner to the other.
and, if jeremy did it, he would reassure him. would be like “no you can make your own decisions. you can do what you want. you can change your major. you can play exy for fun or go pro by choice.”
and jean, i think, would just crumble. he obviously doesn’t like being owned (who does) but that’s all he’s had for 5 years. that’s all he has survived by. i am jean moreau. i belong to the moriyamas. imagine the mantra that has kept him alive for 5 years just…not being true anymore. he would be going from who am i without the ravens? to who am i without the moriyamas? like you said, what a fucking existential crisis.
i genuinely think it would fuck up their dynamic. i think jean would feel like he owes jeremy something. and jeremy would tell him he doesn’t. but i don’t think jeremy would quite…trust jean in a romantic sense. like, is he just initiating [romantic or sexual act] because he thinks he owes it to me? or even as a friendship, honestly. is he just agreeing to [friend activity] because he thinks he has no choice but to listen to me?
so jean wouldn’t be able to trust jeremy because he would feel owned, and that’s trauma baby. and jeremy wouldn’t be able to trust jean because he would feel like jean is, well, trauma responding. fawn, freeze. agree, acquiesce, repent.
so yeah it is grounds for LOTS of angst and … i’m having many thoughts.
maybe these thoughts would change after tsc2 comes out, but either way, i definitely do not see jean being particularly grateful or thankful. i see it as jean being like “you are a fucking idiot” and “why would you do that to yourself” and “why would you do that for me”
oh hey and imagine if they have the “what were you thinking, why would you do that” conversation and a love confession happens. and jeremy is like “bc i fucking??? love you??? [or something]” and like??? it would be so conflicting for them BOTH because jean [in the case that he does love jeremy back]: do i say i love you back. do i push him away for his own safety. but i don’t want to be ungrateful (and get punished), and jeremy: oh god. he’s going to think he needs to say it back. how will i know how he actually feels.
and i almost forgot about the money part of it ok—
yeah so i think the only way ichiru would accept jeremy’s deal was if they calculated how much a pro exy player’s salary and multiplied it by… let’s say a 10 year career? that would put jean at roughly 30ish when he retires? i think they would be like “ok, pay us for what we would have gotten for jean’s career.” (if they even entertained the thought).
dude i cannot even conceptualize how much money that would be. millions upon millions. and i guess jeremy could pay them in increments? but? idk. i did the math for like if jean made a million a year but my fucking brain. hurts. so i can’t get into that
but YEAH!!!
oh the angst. especially if jean said “there is no fucking way in hell you are doing that” and jeremy said “okay i won’t” and did it anyways …..
there’s also the thought that jeremy just…didn’t tell jean he had bought his freedom. if he just let jean live thinking he was cut loose. but then. the guilt jeremy would feel, keeping that information from him. jean has never been able to make his own decisions, and here he is, building a life for himself and not even knowing the real reason why he’s able to do so.
would they just be able to talk and move past it and rebuild that trust? would this be like some kind of fuckin shakespearean tragedy???
in this hc i just have to believe that they work past it and communicate because. holy shit this is messy
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melancholysway · 1 year
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Were you serious about wanting to receive asks for the 2007 movie iteration of the turtles? Because I would die for a caring reader wanting to spoil the boys with a hot, relaxing bath with scented candles and maybe a bit of a massage, they deserve to be pampered!!!
I GOT YOU OMFG I LOVE
IM SPLITTING THIS UP BC I LOVE TMNT 2007 & I WANNA SPACE IT OUT SO PEOPLE CAN SEE A BUNCH OF '07 CONTENT ON THEIR FEED
i also had this done and rly rly wanted to get this out
also i love '07 raph and leo (i know i just said I hated him in a previous post but idc rn i love him)
TMNT 2007! Imagines: Caring S/O [Leo/Raph]
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Leonardo
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Imagine surprising Leo with a relaxing bath.
It’s the first time since Leo’s return that you’ve all gone to Casey’s grandma’s farmhouse. Now, the good thing about it is that it’s always available for your use!
So as you all pile up in the shell-raiser while Raph drives his bike with Casey, you’re all ready for a nice relaxing, well-needed vacation
Especially Leonardo.
It’s been hard on him after Winter’s. Sure, he’s rebuilt his relationship with Raph, and they’re cool now- everything was. But…
Something’s been weighing on his mind.
Was he really stronger? He didn’t even see the dart hit him, he was so caught up that he forgot about his own safety, and almost got sacrificed by some 3000-year-old stone guys because of it.
Not only this but, was your relationship still the same with him?
He beats himself over not sending you letters anymore during his training. He knows (thanks to a slightly irritated Donnie,) that you thought he wanted nothing to do with you while on his training; with no distractions. Or worse, that he was dead. 
“You should talk to Y/n, your absence has also been hard for them, much like Raphael.” He remembers what his father said when he came back. It rings through his head all the time because he didn’t mean to leave you hanging like that. 
You work on rebuilding your relationship after the whole Winters thing because Leo comes home at the perfect time when everything was chaotic. 
He starts by apologizing. He should’ve at least told you the reason why he was going to stop, but, he doesn’t remember exactly why. 
“I was caught up in my own world, and all of a sudden, I just stopped. I stopped writing.” 
This was a double entendre, writing to his brothers, yes, but writing in general for Leo was one of his strong suits. He loved to write. He was great at poetry and had a thing for short narratives. 
He has a dream that he can be an author- that’s what he would love to do. 
When you forgive him and take him back with open arms, he’s so happy he could scream.
Because he fucked up. He’s lucky that you loved him as much as you did. 
As he sits next to you and watches the farmhouse come closer into view, he’s excited. This trip meant that he could spend some overdue quality time with you. 
“Please, I’m beggin’ ya, there are kids here. And by kids I mean Mikey,” Raphael says to Leo before retreating to his room with Mikey already whipping out his comic collection for him and his older brother to browse. This innuendo makes Leo blush, but it’s not something on his mind as a priority. Yes, he’s missed you, and yes, he’s missed loving on you, but right now, he wanted to ease back into things. 
If it happens, it happens. He was content with anything.
He’s excited, especially when he comes into your shared guest room and it’s dimly lit. Sharing a bed and room with you was something he had been looking forward to. It meant quality time.
Alone time, a romantic time. Something that had been lacking for the year and change of his training.
As you both got the room with a bathroom inside, he sees the candlelight become more prominent under the bathroom door, almost glowing in an enticing manner.
It’s left open a crack, but he doesn’t know where you’re at. It can’t be you in there, so he opens the door slowly, wondering what could be on the other end.
He’s shocked when he sees it. He sees the tub filled with bubbles, as the humidity from the hot water clings to his skin. The smooth music from his favorite indie group playing on the speaker- your speaker. The eucalyptus leaves hang from the showerhead, and the scent fills the room. 
“Hey.” Your soft voice tickles his ears, and he’s set. 
As he turns around to you, he smiles at your form. You stand in the doorway, laughing softly at how happy he seemed as you explain what the hell this all is.
“It’s…for you. You deserve a night off just relaxing. Some Leo time, if you will.”
He accepts your offer as he could almost cry at how nicely you put this all together, that you thought about him this whole time. 
“Join me?” Leo couldn’t help but ask. 
You do. You do in fact join. 
And…it’s amazing. Leo unwraps his bandages and unties his mask, getting inside and immediately feeling relaxed as soon as the hot water touches his body. Leo’s favorite thing had to be baths, especially when he was younger. He loved to just sit inside and let time pass until the water became cold.
You take off your clothes, walking over to the tub as you sit in front of Leo, his hands immediately wrapping around you. 
He feels like home to you, as you do to him. 
“I’m sorry.” 
He apologizes. Once you both get comfortable and sit in stillness, enjoying each other’s presence, he just says it. He’s apologized for being absent and the letters stopping before, but he can’t help but continue to feel guilty for it. 
Your fingers draw circles in his hands, and you look back at him, kissing him gently on the cheek. 
“You’re here now, that’s what I care about.” 
That just sends him over. Because you truly forgive him after all that. After all that he’s done- or his lack thereof.
You forgive him.
“How did I get so lucky, seriously.” He mutters just loud enough for you to hear. He could die in this position. He was holding you, while you both shared a rather platonic intimate moment with each other. You chose to mix Epsom salt with the tub water, and Leo’s muscles and joints had never felt so relaxed in a bath before. That was your secret ingredient, just for your boyfriend.
So when you both seemingly cuddle in the tub, Leo, for the first time since being taken and having to battle for the curse of Yaotl, is 100% relaxed and calm. 
Because that’s how Leo is. He’s cool, calm, and collected. At least, he tries to be. Most of the time he is, depending on the situation. 
But right now, with you, he has nothing but positive thoughts running through his mind.
He thanks you with a kiss on your forehead, followed by a tight squeeze around your waist, he’s missed this.
Being so close to you, so happy, so at home. 
He can’t thank you enough. 
Raphael
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Ah Raph
My favorite turtle out of this whole movie
King behavior king energy and he’s getting the king treatment yall!
Leo’s absence had been hard on him, honestly. 
He’s around you more, not that he didn’t already spend his time with you, but he seemed to gravitate toward you at any point. Like he HAD to be around you.  
You comfort him a lot of the time. Yes, Leo was your friend; yes, you miss him dearly. But, he should have continued to write to everyone.
Raph comes over all the time because the Lair reminds him too much of the memories of Leo. 
He thinks his brother is dead at one point. 
It crosses his mind while patrolling as the Nightwatcher, after being a few weeks overdue for a letter from Leo
He comes to your window, broken, with a frail state of mind. Because he really doesn’t want his brothers to see him like this, but he can’t deal with the thought of losing his older brother-his mentor-his right-hand man- alone. 
You take him in, of course, and it’s the first time Raph has cried in front of anybody other than his Sensei. You just sit there and hold him for hours, eventually falling asleep with his head on your lap once he calms down. 
You hoped Leo was okay, and when months go by, April sees him while on a business trip
“Baby, he’s alive, look-“ you show him the text from April, and he gets the same one just a few moments later from the redhead. 
He’s relieved but mad at the same time. 
So, he begins to resent his older brother. He had no business putting Raph in that headspace. 
So when Leo comes back and everything goes down, he’s so glad he has you. He appreciates you so much. 
After the fight with the stone generals, he sleeps the whole day, getting up to shower and see you. Because he wants to tell you how much he appreciates you. 
He’s cried in front of you, and that’s the ultimate sign of comfort from Raph. He often keeps more fragile emotions inside him. So for him to break down like that in front of you (and Splinter as well,) is a beautiful realization that he feels safe being vulnerable around you. 
He comes up to your window, smiling as he watches you brush your hair, admiring your body and facial features. As he knocks on your window and takes you out of your own little world, you welcome him inside, giving him a slew of kisses on his lips, and ending it with a soft peck on his forehead. 
He needed that forehead kiss btw
That’s his weakness. He likes loving kisses like that. Though he may not be vocal about it, you can tell by his face that he enjoys it. 
“Hello ta ya too, angel.”
And as you sit together, your hands make their way around Raph’s body. Your hands seem to gravitate toward his shoulders, and before you know it, you’re massaging Raph’s arms and shoulders. 
“Wha…what are ya doin?” Not that he’s complaining, but he HAS to ask. 
Because it feels good, and you’ve never done it before
“Judging by your soreness and tenseness lately, you could use a calming massage.”
He just looks at you for a moment, before he gives in, with a small smile dancing on his lips as he turns around and lets you go back to what you were doing.
He’s all for touching, and this right here was something he needed. 
It’s no surprise that he just relaxes under your touch. As you go to work on his (very sexy) muscles, you can feel just how tense they are. Raphael doesn’t like to stretch after a workout, so it’s really not a shock that his sore muscles are enjoying everything that your hands are doing 
He just sits there in front of you while his shell is back to you, and you can’t help but feel his shoulders- his biceps- every muscle this turtle has been working on perfecting. 
And he loves it. He loves that you find him and his body attractive because it’s something he resented about himself.
“I love you.” 
Now, you’ve said I love you to Raph only a handful of times. It wasn’t something that he or you said too much. You didn’t overuse the word. It held meaning, and it wasn’t something he wanted to just throw around. So when you told each other that you loved each other, it was seriously special.
“And…I’m glad that Leo came back alive. For your sake..” 
You say that sincerely, seeing Raphael break down as he did was hard for you. He’s always so strong, that it hurt to see him like that. He truly needed you to comfort him that night, and he’s been so glad that you did.
And as he’s sitting there in front of you, eyes staring off into a dark abyss since they’re closed, he thinks that he fell in love with the right one. 
“I love ya too Y/n. Really.” 
He makes small grunts when you touch particularly tense areas on him, and even lets a quiet moan out when you successfully got a knot out in his neck. It all felt so good. He could just sit with you doing this for hours; days even.
Because honestly, 2007 Raph just needs someone to appreciate and love him. To be there at the rare times he is weak. That’s just how he is.
SELF PROMO: I have a 2007 Raph x Female Reader posted on literally every fanfic site you can think of except for fanfiction.net LMAO, it’s on here as well just go to my masterlist! [its called serendipity!] enjoy!
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spamgyu · 2 months
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I mean, she did said she was scared of not being married so :/ but the internet has found the guy and he put Sir on his fb profile. He really said delulu is the solulu
We the fun cousins 🤪
Hoshi is a loser, a lovely loser. So... would you like to rank them in a loser top. Like, who is THE LOSER (Cheol or Wonwoo) and who is the least loser?
LFMWMF NOT THE SIR IN THE FB NAME damn 😐🫥 ...
STFU SEVENTEEN LOSER RANKING ALR ALR ALR (doing from most to least)
Wonwoo — there's literally a whole twitter thread with 2k+ reposts to support my claim, all his weverse post during their pledis mandated break
Seungcheol — head bitchless man in charge. my bitchless accusations against him held up in court.
Hoshi — ipad kid, two finger zoom in, using millenial ass slang, just discovered boomerang feature on ig in 2023
Jeonghan — swallowed his toothpaste. "hehe carats hehe i just ran into my bed hehehe im bleeding hehe". pimple patch.
Dino — purely for his lack of social media awareness. how is it that his older brothers gotta teach him how to use instagram. the way he was complaining about having too many to use during nana tour. loser ass boomer omfg
Mingyu — that one video from the Louis Vuitton show, behind the scenes of him taking bf pics, him and aji, dagger game noises
Woozi — "carats the house in italy was so nice" /posts a vid of him working out/, straight up eating unseasoned meat in the soop "for the gainzzz", no social life, one sip of wine changed him
Vernon — Nana tour mafia, the gc literally ignores him, phonecase saga, following Mingyu around in the kitchen, will fight in the trenches for his favorite movie ok letterboxd top user
Dokyeom — kazoo up his nose, dodgeball, dropping that thot ass pajama photo shoot in his hotel, screaming in hotel gym, salute
Jun — rock paper scissor pose, lets short king Seungkwan bully him baby get up omfg, "normal" one ... but mafia triggers like okay baby if u say so, never beating babygirl allegations
Seungkwan — stressed over missing his emotional support soccer ball... twice (italy and la), knows jellyfish is harmless /crying throwing up screaming drowning/, head theater kid of svt
Minghao — him crying throwing up during lockdown on all social media platforms, scorpio, only child allegations, hoshi and mingyu's babygirl
Joshua — only child rage like baby not everything is a personal attack calm down pls, every gose his eyes are just "???", from LA
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justa-moth · 6 months
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THE FUCKING FNAF MOVIE !!!!!
ALRIGHT SO HUGE MASSIVE FNAF MOVIE SPOILERS, I JUST WANNA RANT ABT THE MOVIE BECAUSE I LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME FROM WATCHING IT, ALR YOUVE BEEN WARNED, ENJOY <3
general funny theatre moments:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD /POS
alright so first thing i wanna say is that there were several moments where the theatre LOST THEIR SHIT
the first moment was when matpat. basically you here his voice before you see him, and the SECOND his face was showed everyone was just yelling "OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD" and then he said the "its just a theory" line is everyone lost it again JHKFSD
and then the second moment was when they played the FUCKING LIVING TOMBSTONE FNAF SONG. LIKE THE SONG
THE WHOLE THEATRE LITERALLY CHEERED AND CLAPPED AND FUCKING LOST IT THAT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD
LITERALLY I HEARD AND FUCKING INTRO FREDDY LAUGH AND ME AND MY BROTHER WENT APESHIT
also during the scene where the babysitter gets bit
when she was investigating freddys teeth
my brother joking leaned over and was like "was that the bite of 87 :OOOOOO"
AND THEN HER ASS GOT CHOMPED
AND WE BOTH JUST STARTED LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF CAUSE HE WAS LIKE "OH SHIT I WAS JOKING JKFHSDJKH"
Positives !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OKAY MY LIKE MY FAVORITE THING EVER
WAS THE FACT THAT THEY LEANED INTO THE CHILDISH GHOST ASPECT
like this is the first time in canon material we really see them delving more into the fact that they really are just lost and scared Dead Children
like the fact that they showed how they truly were just robo children, like building a huge blanket fort, tickling abby, the fact that they brought up how the ghosts understand pictures more, like the end scene where mike is like "show them what really happened" and abby draws a little crayon scene of afton killing the kids
like in alot of fanon stuff people love going into that
but this is the first time in canon shit that we see them just. being kids
and i thought that was genuinely so fucking cool
like the blanket fort scene was honestly adorable, if a little out of place
THE FUCKING ANIMATRONICS WERE GORGEOUS
LIKE HOLY FUCKING THEY WERE AMAZING
THEY WERE SO FUCKING SMOOTH
WE GET SO MANY CLOSEUPS ON THEM YET THEY LOOK NOTHING BUT PERFECT
THEIR MOVEMENTS WERE VERY SMOOTH AND FLOWY
AND THEY JUST LOOKED FUCKING MAGNIFICIENT
LITERALLY ANYTIME THEY WERE IN DEPTH ON SCREEN I WAS JUST BOGGLED BY HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY WERE
ALSO EVERYONES ACTING WAS SO GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!
ik some people were a little on edge with fucking PEETA MELLARK being mike
but MAN did he pop his pussy during this movie omfg
AND THE KIDS WERE ALL AMAZING AS WELL
abby and the freddy ghost kid were WONDERFUL
plus matthew lillard obviously played insane Very Well
I HONESTLY LOVED THE REOCCURING BB TOY BIT FHJKSDJHK
where like it kept showing up in places and then mike would just like turn it around and put it in timeout
AND THEN THE END CREDIT SCENE WHERE IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF CORY KENSHINS CHARACTER SDFJKHJHKFLS
THE SCENE WHEN THE ASSHOLES BREAK IN WAS D O P E DUDE
LIKE THE DUDE GETTIN KILLED BY CUPCAKE IN THE FRIDGE
AND THEN THE OTHER DUDE RUNNING AND DYING BY BONNIE IN THE CLOSET
AND ALSO JFHSDKHJKFSD
the part where the main guy watches them on the cams and sees bonnie and chica just chillin by the vent
and then chica just leeaaaannsssssss down and puts cupcake in the vent
and then just both just >:( at the camera
AND THE RED EYES !!!!!!!!!!!
IDK IF THEY JUST. FIXED THEM AFTER THE TRAILER, OR IF SMTH ABT THE TRAILER JUST MADE THEM LOOK WORSE
BUT ACTUALLY IN PRACTICE THEY WERE GREAT
VERY mild negatives
i only really have two Actual gripes with certain choices
the anti-climatic springlock scene, and the choice to make vanessa the afton and not mike
like for the springlock failure scene, in all iterations of it, its always an instant thing
like in that one minigame scene, you hear them creak for a sec, and then they ALL chomp at once and he screams
but in the movie it was just kinda gradual which ig they had to do??
like how all the major death scenes were either off screen or like,,,,, shadows
which ig i understand bc they didnt wanna make it too exclusive by going all the way to r rated
but yeah in like all iterations of the springlock failure scene its always smth wet triggers in, and then bam they all go off, like theres springlocks EVERYWHERE like those fuckers puncture EVERYTHING
i mean we get like some close ups of them cutting into his stomach but like
still wouldve liked a more Instantaneous springlock scene
my only other real gripe with it was the choice to make vanessa the afton and not mike
really the choice to include her at All was odd to me like ever since the cast list came out
like just,,,,,,, chronologically why is she here (but hey when has fnaf ever liked its timelines
ANYWAY
the choice to COMPLETELY change mikes story by giving him the like dead little brother and alive little sister and like
someone actually pointed out a really good point where it was like
why did afton kidnap a kid from some random ass family at a campsite????
like the whole point was that stealing kids from the pizzeria was convenient, so why go all the way out to some forest in nebraska to kill a kid
but back to vanessa, like i understand how in the books there was the vanessa a., so obviously everyone thought that stood for afton, and even when she was in security breach people thought she was an afton
i just think the choice to make Her aftons kid, and make MIKE FUCKIGN SCHMIDT have zero relation to him was just Very Odd
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BUT ANYWAY. STRANGE STORY DECISIONS ASIDE THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT FUCKING MOVIE. THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER THEATRE HORROR EXPERIENCE, AND GODDAMN WAS IT WORTH IT. FNAF HAS BEEN SUCH A GENUINELY HUGE PART OF MY LIFE SINCE PROBABLY WAY YOUNGER THAN IT SHOULDVE BEEN, BUT SO MUCH OF IT HAS BROUGHT ME TO BE WHO I AM TODAY AND JUST. HGRHGHRGHGRHGHGRHGRGHHGRGHRGH
ANYWAY THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK :D
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This last episode of The Gilded Age made me cry AGAIN. this show is perfection and I am so here for what's coming next. Spoilers under cut cuz I have mutuals who arent caught up to the most recent episode. I'm not talking about EVERYTHING tho cuz I only remember the big parts tbh.
HOLY SHIT okay so first off, Peggy and the reporter guy whose name I always forget KISSED last episode!!!!
So glad Marian was like GIRL HE'S MARRIED TF?!
Also the whole thing with the school closing, like I cannot believe they would just close it because it's a school for black kids wtf 1880's New York!! You're supposed to be more progressive, but yeah stark reminder of the times we're in during the show.
The whole thing with Mrs. Russell and Mrs. Winterton being all petty with each other now that Winterton has some pull with the old guard who are leaving the Academy for the Met??? 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌. HERE. FOR. IT. love the bargaining to get the center box. Like Winterton, girl, this is BERTHA RUSSELL.
oh and speaking of hbic Mrs. Russell, the Duke is coming to the Met omfg her whole world just ended right there!! The look on her face when Larry and Gladys were like " Hey, were off to the party, see ya!"
That fucking party too!!!! Omfg Dash, I cannot with you!!!!! To like invite everyone that you know to this solarium thing which, baller move btw I would love to have my own solarium in a garden like living the dream
Okay, so this party is popping off too like all the DRAMA
Gladys is getting hit on by ANOTHER bachelor, and Larry comes to the rescue like a protective older brother, we stan.
Oscar and Maud are hella cute together, like I know he's gay and kind of a fortune chaser, and I have a feeling she's got something going on with her...like idk there's just some slightly red tinged flags with her background...I guess we'll see...BUT they kissed too!!!!!! And it was so hot!!!! Like daaamn Oscar!!! I didn't know you could kiss a lady like that!!
So Dashiel puts the party together for the dedication of the solarium, but then as he's making a speech about it, he brings up Marian!!!
And then he starts going on this rant about moving back to NY to have his daughter grow up where he did and he didn't expect to fall in love
Y'all the look on Marian's FACE!!??? it was the same look I had too tbh
HE PROPOSED TO HER!!!!! AND AUNT AGNES WAS ALL ABOUT IT CUZ DUH
Omg and Aunt Ada and Forte were both like UH UH YOU DO NOT WANNA SAY YES WE CAN TELL!!!!
Like everyone was hella shocked and YALL THE SCREAM I SCREAMED WHEN THEY SHOWED LARRY'S FACE!!!! this poor man just got dumped by his boss/milfy widow just to come back to NY and see the other girl he liked get engaged. Big fat L for Larry.
Cut to Jack, he sent in for a patent for that clock piece he invented, and he gets denied because he's not part of a clockmakers guild or whatever.
Fucking Armstrong over here has to shit in his Cheerios and just talk mad shit like I cannot wait for her to say the wrong thing in front of Agnes. like you're on thin ice already because of all the racist shit you did and said to Peggy, Armstrong like what is your game plan???
So Mr. Russell goes to one of the union dudes houses. Like it's the same guy who came to his house but again, I forget their names
They talk for a min and it looks like Russell is having a small change of heart when he sees the man's family. The oldest son who doesn't look more than like 17 tells Russell that he's working in the mill too, to support his family.
Russell leaves and is greeted by a mob of people who work in the mills. Like they brought their families too so you see women with babies in their arms.
Rest of the episode is going back and forth between the smaller plots. Like Bannister and one of the other servants whose name I also forget seeing Church come back to the Russell home drunk, which ended up being that it was the 30th anniversary of the death of Church's wife who died so he got drunk.
Same small plot thing, Mrs. Astor, Mrs. Van Rhijn, and Mr. McAllister all come together to plot how to save the Academy since Winterton is taking a bunch of people and taking them to the Met.
Okay, now for the worst cry I had.
Forte and Ada come to visit Agnes after their honeymoon to Niagara Falls.He had been having some back pain and he went to some doctors
At first it was just like oh here's some pain meds to take care of it, let's go do some tests though.
Well....he goes to another specialist and he tells Forte that he has something more serious.
Cut to Marian coming to visit, she's thinking it's about her engagement to Dash, so she starts to talk about it with Ada
Ada was like "I didn't call for you?"
Forte comes out and says "I did. I need to talk to the both of you." And makes Ada and Marian sit.
Scene cuts to Marian rushing into the Van Rhijn house, Agnes, Oscar, and cousin Aurora are all there.
We find out that Uncle Forte as Marian calls him, has cancer. It's the kind that starts in the back and begins to spread. So it sounds like he has some sort of bone cancer?
Agnes immediately rushed over to Ada
Scene change and we go to Ada and Forte in his bed, she's cuddling him and telling him that they'll get through it. She starts to tear up which makes him cry.
The doorbell rings, and Ada goes downstairs
She sees Agnes there and she runs into her sister's arms.
The sobbing that Cynthia Nixon did here absolutely destroyed me.
Agnes saying to Ada, "I'm here. You've not to worry." Just reminded me of my brother doing that with me when our mom died and it broke me.
Agnes tried to get Ada and Forte to come to the Van Rhijn home but they said no
Props to Ada and Forte. Death with dignity will always be my stance and I think that's what is going to be implied here.
Mad props also go to Mr. Russell for not shooting the strikers. I think he's starting to have a change of heart with the robber baron tendencies.
All in all, GOOD EPISODE. MADE ME CRY. I LOVED IT. can't wait to see how the opening night will go lololol specially cuz Winterton doesn't know about Mr. Russell basically blackmailing the dude from the Met!! Ohohohohhooooo
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blueyescape · 2 years
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It doesn’t feel like home anymore
July 10 2023 edit: omfg my old dsmp phase practice writing ☠️
January 26th 2024 edit: I might rewrite this deadass
[NAME] = Y/N or Reader
TW/CW: Gun mention, mention of a shooting, blood, violence & Death
How long has it been since that terrible trial? Or that shooting at the store? Was it 6, 12 weeks ago? no one knew anymore nor did they care it was something they would just want to forget, forget more then anything on what happened on that dreadful Saturday.
It was a normal Saturday and like always Tommy and [NAME] went to go get snacks at the local store near their house, it was an every Saturday thing where they would just get candy and Chips from the store with Phil’s permission and techno and Wilbur’s preferences of what they wanted
So like every Saturday they went and got whatever snacks everybody wanted a scream was heard and an old lady fell onto the ground a person in a grey hoodie took off with her purse and of course [NAME] being [NAME] Put their stuff down and urged Tommy to come with them to get the purse back for the old lady, Tommy hesitated but went with them just to keep them safe, what big brother would he be if couldn’t protect his little sibling? He wasn’t able too though, the man pulled out a gun before Tommy could grab them.
It wasn’t a nice sight at all not in the slightest, worried screams, shouts and people calling the police could be heard but Tommy could care less all he heard was his little siblings scared sobs on how their stomach hurts and how they didn’t want to die, there was blood everywhere on his hands, his clothes and the ground it the stench of dread filled his noise and his face held such a mortified expression as his sibling drew their last breath within his arms.
Scream mixed sobs where what people heard and saw as Tommy was being forcefully dragged away from his siblings body by the police while some of them went searching for the perpetrator of the crime, he sat there in the back of a ambulance with his siblings body as he rode to the hospital with strangers, tears streamed down his face as he stared at his hands which were now cleaned but he could never get that image out of his head when they were covered in [NAMES] blood.
It wasn’t until an hour in the hospital waiting room when Phil, Techno and Wilbur showed up after getting a call from the police, they all tried getting answers on what happened from the blonde boy but he wouldn’t speak nor did he even move it was like he was in a trance it wasn’t until a doctor with a sad expression came out of the room [NAME] was “resting” in before breaking the news.
“I’m sorry for your loss, They lost to much blood for us to do anything.”
Everything was silent for a moment before sobs and yells of agony could be heard all over from the hospital that day.
Their funeral was a week after they had died and everything felt so unreal and numbing they were gone and nothing could be done about it Tommy could still vividly remember how it was, how everyone acted it was so terrible he wanted to throw up so badly but couldn’t at the same time, Phil was crying his eyes out even while being comforted by Puffy, Wilbur was holding Tommy so tight that day in fear he might disappear or die like [NAME] did and Techno was just quiet, so so eerily quiet but Tommy had known his older brother long enough to see the tears threatening to spill from his eyes as he clenched his fists and that was enough to send Tommy into a fit of crying, he couldn’t handle it, it was his fault all of it was his fault he could’ve stopped them he could’ve done something to stop them but in the end he didn’t, couldn’t save them, so he sat there and cried with his two older brothers and father, mourning their little sibling.
Next thing they all knew it was the trial, the police had him they had found the man behind the crime and it was so satisfying seeing the asshole get 25 years in prison, sure Tommy wanted him to get more but this was justice to him and his family and when the court asked the man if he wanted to say anything nobody even imagined his next choice of words “to the father of the child I shot and killed, maybe next time don’t send your dumb children out on there own maybe then they wouldn’t die” To say Tommy had never seen his dad so angry to an extent would be a lie right now, his dad was cursing and screaming, he even tried to fist fight with the dude so the judge had to order both men escorted out no so farther issues would happen. 
It was gloomy after the court trial,
very gloomy Phil wasn’t the same as he was anymore only talking to Tommy and his brothers when they needed help with homework or just making dinner and Tommy knew why, what that man said messed Phil up and he believed it, that it was his fault like Tommy did but it was that man’s fault not there’s!…..Right? Techno and Wilbur also had some changes to them they were much more protective after what happened having to know where he was going, who he was with and trying to be his backbone of support when he would cry and scream about the nightmares he’d have about the shooting. Everything sucked and there was nothing no one could do about it, because once a home becomes broken It doesn’t feel like home anymore.
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lunarifie · 2 years
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Rewatching Ninjago
(With no context other than the episode)
Hands of Time 5-6
Zane: Pixal, give me a danger analysis. Pixal..? Can you hear me?
Im gonna be devastated if Pixals gone or trapped somewhere
Cole (kicking snake samurais off the roller coasters tracks): You dont have a ticket- aaand YOU dont have a ticket! And YOU dont have a ticket!!!
Nooooo
Kai saw his fathers blacksmith symbol… :(
Kai I promise your parents arent helping the time brothers😭
LLOYDS ACTUALLY SO GOOD WITH KIDS?!?!?!
Like that one time with the purple ninja kid at the hospital and that one kid who was fascinated by his dragon
And right NOW, asking this kid his name to ground the kid in a stressful situation, then popping the kids bubble gum with two straws to make nun chucks and then giving the makeshift nunchucks to the kid 🥺
Lloyd: Ninja! Sound off! Is everyone okay?
Cole: if you mean okay as in ‘there sure are a lot of them’, then yeah! Im okay.
Hfbdjfbfjdbf
Lloyd: Hang on… has anyone seen Jay?
Kai: No… now that you mention it, he wasn’t with us when we arrived.
Cole: You know, for once, itd be great to go into battle with a full team.
Kai: Well dont tell us!?!? 😒 Tell jay! Its his fault he didnt tell us he was going WHEREVER
NFNSNFNDNR
How do the ninja forget their own members so easily.
Day of the departed with Cole, now this 💀
Nya: Im sure Jay had a good reason for running off…
Aww thats actually so sweet.
Ed (bulldozing samurai snakes): I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO YOU!!!
Edna (sweeping the snakes with her broom): I don’t think they saw your sign out front dear! ☺️
Im not joking in the slightest when I say I would die for Jays parents.
Im being absolutely serious they are everything to me
Jay: Mom! Dad! Are you okay?!?!?
Edna: Oh, well. Now I’m very late for my quilting circle!
I literally adore them
Krux: I suspect you CAN make the apparatus, you just don’t WANT to.
Cyrus Borg: … Alright fine! But you cant make me!
My man, why didn’t you keep up with the lie 😭
They would have believed you if you just kept saying you couldn’t build it because you didn’t have the right materials
I forgot Acronix gets a crush on Machia
A TIME BLADE?!?!?
OMFG I FORGOT THATS LIKE A THING THIS SEASON. RETRIEVING THE TIME BLADES EVERY TIME ONE DROPS.
I forgot there were 4 time blades too.
This is just like season 1 and the fang-blades all over again
Snake samurai commander: Vermillion warriors, were leaving, take the builder now.
Jay: HA. Vermillion warriors? Really? THATS what theyre called????
Jay, theyre gonna kidnap your dad, and you’re LAUGHING.
NO. KIDNAPPING ED IS ONE THING BUT YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY FUCKING HANDS OFF OF EDNA
EDNA NOOOOOO
I think Ednas scream was the most heartbreaking noise ive ever heard in this show.
THEY FORCED HER TO LEAVE WITHOUT HER PURSE. 😤
How dare they.
The fact he still calls his parents mom and dad after everything 🥺
Jay: Gotta form my dragon- Come on Jay, you can do this… You can do this.
He sounds so scared :(
He must feel so guilty since he promised he’d protect them.
Edna: THERES MEATLOAF IN THE FREEZER HONEY!!!!!
I love edna sm 😭
Nyas so smart
Putting a temporal scanner on Zane when he was rebooting :)
Jay: Ughhh I JUST promised you guys I would protect you. And now theyve taken mom!
Jays dad is so supportive 🥹
Ed: Just remember what we say in the scrap metal business, “keep your emotions under control and focus on the problem at hand.”
Jay:…
Jay: Do they actually say that.🤨
Ed: Its a surprisingly harsh business son.
THEY WERE GONNA GIVE JAY A MOTORCYCLE BIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭
I LITERALLY LOVE THIS FAMILY
Now theyre gonna have some father-son bonding time by rebuilding it :)
Does lego ninjago forget Ed and Edna.
Istg if they dont have Jays parents in newer seasons im sueing.
Vermillion Warriors: Its too fucking hot! I hate it.
Edna: SEE! This is why I wanted my purse!!! I keep a bottle of water in there!!!! HYDRATION IS IMPORTAAANT!!!!!
Cole: I dont see the time blade.. but they have JAYS MOM?!?!?
HFJDJDNFJ the way he said ‘mom’ got me 💀
Edna (getting kidnapped): Oh hi Nya! Its so nice to see you!
Gotta be on good terms with ur sons girlfriend
Ed: Now, Jay- theres a speed limit…
Jay: MOMS IN TROUBLE.
Ed: Aaand there are times where its okay to ignore it!
Cole yelling out Jays name in slow mo is so funny
OH OH OH I REMEMBER THIS
Jays my favorite character ofc I remember anytime he does something cool
Everyone: (in slow motion)
Jay: Its like you said, never give up.
Ed: Well- that was until I saw everyone slow down to a snail’s pace
Jay: And thats why we modified the bike.
Jay: (FUCKING ALTERS THE BIKE SO HIS POWERS TRANSMIT INTO IT AND HE CAN RIDE THROUGH THE SLOW MO FORCEFIELD AT A NORMAL SPEED)
Kai and Cole: Way to go Jay!!! Talk about a come back!
Jay (unable to stop): SORRYILEFTYOU BEFORECANTSTOPPLEASEHELPMYDAD GETTHEBLADESEEBACKYOUATTHE TEMPLE
hfnsnfnsjrndjsjnd
Vermillion warrior: waddles to the time blade :D
Lloyd: (fucking air kicks him)
HELL YEAH THEYRE OUT OF THERE WITH THE TIME BLADE
Zane: (stabilizing the port wing on the jet)
Cole: YOU CALL THIS STABILIZING?!?!?
Zane: IM TRYING!!!
Cole: TRY HARDER.
Cole leave him alone 😭
Lloyd: We got the time blade! We finally caught a break!!!
HFNSJFNSJF
THATS SO TRUE
i remember them failing to retrieve every single fang blade
Oh how theyve grown 🥲
Nya (trying to show off her bf): Ha! did you guys see Jay take off on that bike? He was like- greased lightning!
Everyone: …
Nya: What? He had grease on his face… and hes the lightning ninja??? Aw come on, you would have laughed if Jay said it!!!!
Kai: No. no we wouldn’t.
Ed: I uh, I thought it was funny Nya. 🙂
Nya: … thank you Mr Walker.
Jay really is rubbing off on Nya :) hes making her more relaxed and carefree
Love that
Zane: Be careful Jay, the time blade is a powerful weapon.
Jay: I AM being careful 🙄 (does the exact opposite)
JAY HAS A STUFFED ANIMAL?!?!?!?!?
Mr. Cuddlywomp 😭
Thats the cutest fucking name ever
I bet Edna sewed and stitched it for him 🥺
This is actually great timing bc i was JUST writing a fanfic about Jay when he was rlly little and Mr. Cuddlywomp is a perfect addition
Jay: A stuffed toy I USED to love, hes totally lame now though-
Cole: We know you still sleep with him. :)
Jay: AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS. Mr. Cuddlywomp… (hugs the donkey/horse stuffie)
MISTER CUDDLYWOMP HAS A WIKI
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Jays an animal jam gamer confirmed
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Huh. Good character consistency I guess.
The water and fire siblings being too consumed in work while Jay, Cole, and Zane goof off is a dynamic I need more of.
Jay: Ugh, I dont get those two, we FINALLY get a victory and they choose to celebrate by nerding out instead of doing something cool?
Jay: OH! Lets run at each other and see if the time blade will slow us down!!!!!!
Look at Lloyd 😭😭😭 hes so proud of his victory
I love those small moments when Lloyd acts like a kid. Look at him! Hes getting all excited and waving his hands around to explain everything!!!
Lloyd, honey, I love you but maybe apologize to your mom about knocking her tea to the floor accidentally 😭💀
Krux: You were not given permission to use the time blade. Because if you KNEW how to use the time blade. YOU WOULD NOT HAVE LOST THE TIME BLADE-
Vermillion warriors: ….
Vermillion warriors: On second thought, maybe we DIDNT lose the time blade….
Acronix: You use the time blade, LOSE the time blade AND LIE ABOUT USING AND LOSING THE TIME BLADE.
Hfndntehdjsjthe
Love when the villains are absolutely hilarious
Jay and Cole are best friends, they do the stupidest shit together and if that isn’t true friendship then idk what is 💀
Cole: Sounds to me like someones earned their black belt in being a wet blanket.
Lloyd: Whats that supposed to mean!
Zane: I believe Coles intent is to describe you as a blanket that has become wet, but not for the purposes of putting out a fire, but rather to extinguish our enjoyment.
Thank you Zane ☺️
HNFJDBFBEJR its so funny that Wu said the EXACT SAME THING lloyd said.
Word for word.
And the ninja still called Lloyd a wet blanket and listened to Wu intently.
The snake samurai are here.
Zane: Ive run a fourth-level analysis, it appears the snake warriors have returned.
Jay: Oh really?!? i could have told you that with a third-level analysis. OR A NO-LEVEL ANALYSIS.
I love how the ninja refuse to call the snake samurai, vermillion warriors.
Jay: oh wow, they went from unarmed snakes to weaponized vermillion warriors really really fast!!!
Kai: Doesnt matter! We can take- Wait. (Holding back a laugh) THATS what they’re called???? Vermillion warriors????
Love Zane explaining WHY the writers chose ‘Vermillion warriors’ as the snakes samurais name.
Makes me think that some writers thought ‘vermillion warriors’ was a perfect name while others thought it was stupid 💀
Kai: Remember Mrs. Grumbiller? The babysitter we used to have?
Nya: The old mean one?
Kai: Yeah, remember what we did when she tried to put us to bed?
Nya: absolutely.
HELL YEAH SIBLING TEAMING LETS GOOO
Nya and Kai: (trip the snake warrior off the floating island)
Jay: Oh man, whatever they paid Mrs. Grumbiller, wasnt nearly enough.
UGHHHH WHY CANT THE BOUNTY GO ONE SEASON WITHOUT BEING DESTROYED!?!?!?!?
Misakos such a girlboss
I love when they use their elemental dragons
NO LLOYD GOT SCARED
HES FALLING
YES KAI SAVE HIM
Shit.
FUCK YEAH NYA COMING IN CLUTCH
Wait that isn't nya????
Who's in the samurai x suit then?????
Lloyd: Well, samurai, whoever you are, thank you.
Nya: THANK YOU!??!? SAMURAI-WHOEVER-YOU-ARE STOLE MY SUIT!!!!!!!
Jay really IS rubbing off on Nya 😭😭😭 I've never seen her this loudly and hilariously angry
Kai (holding a hurt and weak sensei): TELL ME WHAT THE SYMBOL MEANS.
Like dude give Wu a break 💀
Acronix: look at the little boy pretending to be a big hero...
Why do they have to keep reminding me how young Lloyd is. 🥲 it's sad
I actually get excited during Misakos fights she's so cool
...
You cannot be telling me that the time brothers are beating ALL the ninja even when they're NOT using the time blades powers...
Like are you kidding me?????
FINALLY they beat the time brothers
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I actually hate Machia now.
This is just the fang blades all over again
AAAAND they take Wu.
This is when Kai gets in his real ‘im gonna kill my dad’ arc isn't it.
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skyfall8600 · 2 years
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Can I request an Angst to happy ending Eddie Munson x fem. reader long oneshot where reader is Jason’s sister and Eddie and reader are dating and happy and Jason sabotages the relationship by writing a note saying awful things about Eddie and he shows it to Eddie and makes Eddie believe his girlfriend wrote it. When reader finds Eddie later, she tries to hug him and he pushes her away and she’s confused why he’s acting this way and she asks him what’s wrong and he starts yelling at her in anger and confronts her about the note and shows it to her and she starts sobbing and tries to convince him that she didn’t write it and she tells him that she would never do that because she loves him and it’s the first time she’s said it to him and when he finally realizes Jason set him up, he apologizes to reader and hugs and kisses her and tells her how sorry he is as he keeps kissing her and tells her he loves her too and and they end up going back to his place to show each other just how much they love each other?
Omfg gonna cause some heartbreaks…. I’ve tried my best but tweaked it a little bit. Hope you don’t mind! 
Secret Letter 
Warnings: angst, fluff, swearing, humiliation, smut 
Pair: Eddie Munson x Carver!Reader 
[2k words]
Other than your surname, it was hard believe you were related to Jason Carver. You were nicer, your grades higher, and your athletic abilities were a lot lot lower. You were considered to be the black sheep of the Carver family, and Jason hated being seen with you. But, you were still his sister and he felt protective of who you hung out with... more his own image than your safety. 
Being a loner, it was only natural that Eddie Munson had found you. Speaking to you whenever he saw you alone. He always made you blush and your heartbeat speed up. You found him gorgeous and utterly memorising. 
After school one day, you had stayed back to wait for Jason’s practice to finish. Eddie had kept you company outside. It was then that the two of you finally admitted the attraction to felt for one another, solidifying it with a quick kiss before he walked back inside to join his Hellfire club members. 
Blushing like a mad idiot, Eddie stopped in his tracks when he noticed Jason getting into the same car as you. Initially he thought you had toyed with his feelings; that was until he heard Jason called you mockingly his “little kid sister”. 
Eddie knew then and there, he was in for one hell of a ride if the girl of his dreams was in fact a Carver. 
Over the next few months you continued to meet in secret, both on and off school grounds. You did it for his safety, scared of the brutal punishment your brother might give him. You tried to reassure Eddie of that whenever you could; terrified that you might make him feel that you didn’t want to be seen in public with him. 
The quick kisses quickly became more intense as you grew closer. It wasn’t long before he was certain that he was madly in love with you, but neither of you had admitted it yet. 
You had thought your secret was safe, that you could escape the harsh realities of the world whenever you were in Eddie’s arms. But Jason quickly caught on your mood changes and had you followed; much to his surprise he saw his younger sister hugging and smiling adoringly at the Freak. 
He was discussing something with Dustin when he opened up his locker and a small little envelope fell out. He snatched it up quickly, reading the contents of the inside that said 
‘I can’t do this anymore. I can’t keep lying to myself that I like you. 
The thought of you makes my skin crawl and you always smell like trailer park shit. Whenever I come home after seeing you, it takes me forever to wash the smell off me and I gag. 
Come up to me again and I’ll scream bloody murder for the whole town to hear. I’ll tell them of the awful things you did to me against my wishes. 
Burn in hell.
- Y/n C’ 
He stared at the note for what felt like hours. Numb. Embarrassed. Angry. He excused himself from school for the rest of the day. In fact, he skipped the rest of the week. 
It made you worry about him. You called his number but there was no reply. You tried to ask Dustin and the others if he was okay, but they only ignored you too. Simultaneously and unknown to each other, you both cried yourselves to sleep. Heartbroken. 
Jason was pleased at himself that he had gotten Eddie away from his sister. Away from his family name. 
The only reason why Eddie came to school the following week was because of a rather detailed warning from the principal, explaining that if he missed another week then he could kiss graduation goodbye. He had managed to avoid you for the rest of the day once he walked out to his van in the parking lot, well after school hours. 
“Eddie!” You called out, practically tripping over your feet to get to him in time. He hadn’t seen you waiting outside the front doors. 
His fists tightened, just as his eyes burned. Hearing your voice had brought all the words of your letter back up to the front of his memory. 
“Eddie, wait! Where have you been? Are you-”
“Fuck off!” He screamed angrily at you. You froze from shock. He had never yelled like that at anyone before. Let alone to you. 
Your bottom lip started to tremble as you saw the visible anger in his face. “Eds-”
“I don’t want to hear another fucking word. Was this all some game to you?! To see whether or not the freak had feelings? Here I thought you were different to your dick head of a brother but clearly I was wrong! That goddamn letter proves it” He stepped closer to you with every word, “All this time meant absolutely nothing! Nothing to you. So just fuck off before I show you how mean I can be.” 
You were crying silent tears, purely watching him with confusion. As angry as he was, he could tell you were hurt by he said. Which confused him just as much it did you. After everything you said in the letter, surely you had expected this sort of reaction. 
You opened your mouth to speak but none of the words came out. Instead it was Jason’s voice that spoke out from behind the two of you. 
“Trouble in paradise?” He laughed sadistically, “Go home Y/n.” 
As much as you wanted to speak to Eddie to clear up the air, your mind worked hard to see the connection between Jason and what had occurred. You turned on your heal to face your brother, your face scrunching with more hatred than you have ever encountered before. 
It saddened Eddie to see your back turn to him. 
“What the fuck did you do?!” You screamed, pointing your finger at your brother. 
Eddie looked blankly between the siblings. Jason only smiled, placing his hands in his pocket. 
“Get in the car Y/n.” He said coldly. 
“What letter is he talking about Jason?! I swear to god-”
“It had nothing but the truth! I see you when you come home after seeing him. You reek of cigarettes and dirt. You spend hours in the bathroom. I did what had to be done to keep him away from you.” 
“You- you wrote the letter?” Eddie said with broken words. He reached into his back pocket and retrieved the letter that had been burning a hole in his heart. You snatched it from him and your eyes skimmed every line. 
Before anyone could react or give Eddie the chance apologise for ever believing you could say those things, you charged at your brother. Fists slamming into his face and knees colliding with his balls. 
“You fucking asshole! What gave you the right to do that!” All that could be heard was the anger in your voice as you screamed at him, the damage you did to him was little but enough for him to be knocked to the ground. 
Eddie’s hands braced your shoulders as he tried to pry you off him, but your determination was too strong. 
“Y/n, come on- let’s just go-” he tried to say. 
“No! I’m gonna kill him! Better yet Jason, you wanna know why your innocent little sister spends so long in the bathroom after kissing Eddie?! I touch myself! That’s right- Y/n Carver gets off to the king of freaks of Hawkins High!” 
Eddie was too stunned to speak or move. He had never expected you to be so vulgar, the most you had ever done was kiss but there was never anything below the waist. 
Once Jason’s face was bloody, Eddie managed to successfully force you off of him. Grabbing you around your waist, he lifted you into his van. You were still screaming, warning Jason to stay the hell away from you before you shoved his balls down his throat. 
Eddie hopped into the drivers seat and drive straight to his trailer. He couldn’t get a single word in as you kept rambling and yelling, finally let out all the years of anger towards Jason escape from you. 
He aggressively parked in front of his trailer and turned off the engine. He looked at you with tears in his eyes, completely different types of tears to the ones that blurred his vision when he yelled at you before. 
“Y/n...” his voice broke with sadness and regret, “sweetheart I’m so sorry. I should have never believed that you could have written that stupid letter.” 
“You didn’t know.”
“I should have. I should have known you were never capable of- fuck. The things I said to you ... “
You reached over to grab his face, using your thumbs to wipe away his tears. “Eddie-”
“No. I’ll never forgive myself. I’ll make it up to you any way you want. Forever - fuck, I love you. I never wanted to hurt you and I did.” He finally cried. 
You let him cry for however long he needed, not moving a muscle until you saw he was better. He admitted he loved you, without realising it. 
“Eddie. It’s not your fault. Of course you’ll be hurt by that letter; if the situation had been reversed I would have done the same. Alright, maybe not the exact same way you handled it but still-” 
“I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry.” He said, moving to repeatedly kiss your face over and over. Mumbling a thousand more apologies between each breath. 
“Eddie, I want you to know that I would never think those things about you. I love you.” Your words hit him at full speed and he looked up to you with shock. 
“You love me?” 
“Very much so.” You giggled. 
“I love you. God, I love you so much sweetheart. I’m so sorry.” He proceeded to attack your face again with his lips. You forced his head to tilt so this time you cold return the kiss on his lips. You kissed passionately, expressing all the things that couldn’t be expressed with words. 
You pulled back once both your lips were swollen red. Leaning your head against his shoulder, you could tell that things were returning to normal. That Jason had been unsuccessful to remove the love of your life from you. 
You tried to remember everything you had said; suddenly recalling how you told your brother and boy you just confessed your love to.... how you would give yourself pleasure. Eddie seemed to have remembered it at the same time you did, chuckling against you. 
“Oh dear god.” You groaned. “I can’t believe I said all that to him!” 
“Are you kidding? That was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.” Eddie said, smiling to himself as he let his mind wonder. “Although, I think seeing you get off in the shower to the thoughts of me might beat that-”
“Oh god.” You went to remove yourself from his embrace, face now fully red. 
“Yeah exactly like that, moaning and beggin-”
“Eddie!”
“Keep it coming Sweetheart.” He laughed. “Come on, let’s go inside before the neighbours think I’m ravishing you in the car. I’d rather do that inside.” 
Eddie had found a new level of confidence between you. Hearing you admit something so private and erotic made him crazy; needy to learn everything about that aspect of you. 
You blushed, following him in. “Well, we are inside now. Maybe you can start to make it up to me.” 
He smiled. “I plan to. all night. However you like.” 
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Eddie Munson Taglist 
@fentyreligion @littlelunarfox @coconutchumby @eempxth @superflannel @fluffycookies22 @yearwalker96 @magicalchocolatecheesecake @grungegrrrl @m1rkw00dpr1ncess @dixontardis @buckyslwts @bratckerman @dani-d0rk @musicmoviestv @tomshelbystits @reddisteddie @ungracefularchimedes @santaatemypuppy @cherryrevenger 
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sophierequests · 1 year
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Okay I lied. Here's one more because I can't help myself with these wonderful asks for this event. Bear with me please. <3
🌷 not a ghost but with a little twist
I don't know if this is allowed (but since you said I'm loki in your cym ask, I might as well act like it👀) - I don't write fics but I do give reviews, so I was thinking to link my favourite Sirius Black fic written by a really good friend here. It's worth it I promise.
@bookshelf-dust is worth the hype and I want to talk to you about Sirius Black of course
A masterpiece - here you go
If you're okay with this if course<33
reading + reacting to other writers' fics // love and mandrakes - sirius black
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a little twist 👀 i like that
honestly, i don't care whether it's your own fic or not, because just reading other people's work makes me happy <3
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live reaction:
i’m already a sucker for a fic that happens during herbology class, you you got me there
i love professor sprout omg
i would be so sad if i killed a plant in her class istg
there he is!! my boy!! always with the theatrical entrance, as he should!! i love him too!!
i would kill to be in professor sprout’s class
i see what you’re trying to do mr. black
now i can’t get the picture of remus piercing a shitfaced siruis in the middle of break while regulus stands there and watches
i’m imagining remus tossing sanitizing cloths at sirius whenever it is time to clean the piercing
wow, you just summarized my entire time at high school when it came to group projects
i love sirius
did i already mention that?
he’s just great
and an ass, but in a good way
teamwork makes the dream work ohooo
simp sirius is the best sirius
queen mention queen mention queen mention-
OMG A LITTLE SHOP OF HORROS REFERENCE IM STFFGHGSDSHJ GOING FERAL
sirius would fucking love a little shop of horrors
(also, the big brain move of using a musical that features
teasing = flirting
CO-PARENTING A MANDRAKE OMFG I AM UNWELL
GENIUS
the mandrake is a child of divorce send tweet
forest green is my favourite colour omg 
REMUS MY FAVOURITE BOY THERE YOU ARE
oh i can already tell everything that relates to remus is going to be my favourite part
early retirement i am crying
remus being overdramatic
he’s just like me fr
we love to see it
bisexual sirius confirmed 
remus is so done with them hjgsdlzg
i love him
help their banter makes my day
wolfstar besties, my heart <3
“look at this fucker” SIRIUS THAT’S YOUR CHILD
friend ;))))
simp sirius part i lost count
remussssss <333
now both are just simping huh
being reading besties with remus is all i want in life
reading with sirius would be so chaotic oh god
attention starved is sirius’ only mood
AHHHHH PLAYING WITH HIS HAIR I AM SGKSGTSSGSLU
oh god i loved it!!
my favourite lines:
She’s been briefed on what his home life is like, too, and who he has to put up with. And since she was a young girl, Pomona has been determined to give everyone a fair chance.
→ i teared up a bit
“I was prohibited,” he says, pressing a scandalized hand to his chest. “Remus did it for me over break, while my brother played nurse.”
“And for the record,” he adds, “Remus was very strict with my cleaning regimen, so I did not get any infections if that’s what you’ve been contemplating.”
→ this is canon
"Feed her, Seymour," you say, and Sirius whips his head towards you.
→ the impact this line had on me is astronomical
“I’ve realized we’re co-parenting a Mandrake,” he starts, “and I feel as though I should at least know a little something about the mother of my child.” You raise your eyebrows at him. “You know, to ensure that they don’t grow up lacking proper guardianship.”
“First, you don’t want to be friends, and now, you want our child to be one of divorce.”
“Sirius, we haven’t even been married.”
He presses his forehead against the stone next to you, and you turn to look at him. “I’m pretty sure there are a good bit of people who’ve been married and know less about each other than we do,” he says. 
→ this whole part had me screaming
“I don’t come to class one day, and you’ve made a new friend? Why couldn’t you have made a new one any other day? I think I need some time off. Maybe even early retirement.” 
“It’s rude to abuse the wounded.” 
→ remus is my baby, i love him
“You say that as if I won’t do it.”
James sits up, but only enough so that he may rearrange himself into a poorly structured child’s pose. “Stop being such fucking tease and do it then, babe.”
→ is this queerness i smell
“See? Look at this fucker. My child.” Sirius gestures dramatically at the potted plant. Remus leans up against one of the tables, only slightly amused, much more out of breath. 
→ a plus parenting sirius
“You whined about me making new friends,” Sirius says, “so that I’d leave you alone, and now you’ve taken it upon yourself to steal said friend from me?” 
→ dkjsksgl
“I want you to play with my hair,” Sirius says.  
→ deceased, dead, i died
final review:
this was so so good omg!! the pining, the flirting, the co-parenting??? i loved everything about this you have no idea. i may not be the biggest marauders stan to ever exist and i’m more of a moony type of person, but i love pads so much <333 he is baby <333 i also have to say that this did not read like a 5k fic, i was genuinely surprised how quickly this was over.
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quuma · 2 years
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Q HOW WAS UR ARTIST ALLEY???? OMGG DOD OT HAPPEN YET??? if u ever come to san francisco…. let me know… bro my wallet is screaming for q art prints… ALSO WHAT ARE YOU SELLING??? i love twst merch SO MUCH that would be so cute if u had keychains EEEE would u ever consider (or do u have) an etsy page open??? i am whoring over the idea of your riddle art on a professional print good heavens I MUST INVEST!!! anyways i hope it went well if u had it!!! if u didn’t yet GOOD LUCK ITS GOING TO GO AMAZING. also omg a fellow nctzen??? who is ur bias MINE IS JAEMIN AND JISUNG I LOVE THE DREAMIES SO MUCH
KIMI I JUST GOT BACK FROM IT ABOUT 4 HOURS AGO, AND DESPITE HAVING SOME,, QUESTIONABLE,, PEOPLE COME TO MY TABLE, IT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD!! :D
It was so tiring tho I’m ngl 😭😭 I’m gonna need at least 2 weeks before I leave the house again ;^;;
legit spent the entire event trying to juggle with drawing (bro I haven’t done traditional art in so long - idk why tf I thought it’d be a good idea to give myself such a short timeframe [40mins - 1hr] to draw sketch comms), dealing with ppl complaining about my keychain prices (I was literally using the price recommended to me by the staff 😭😭 most con keychains are literally more expensive so idk what they were complaining about), and talking to random 50yr old men that were asking me about digital art (as creepy as that sounds, they were both v v nice - ended up convincing one to buy an iPad for his daughter for Christmas [she better be grateful >:(]),, ;-;;;
I doubt I’ll ever go to San Francisco (America sorta scares me hahaidhbkjjh) [actually maybe I’ll visit just for you pookie 🤭🤭😍😍], but I’ll definitely let you know if I ever open an Etsy store !!! I’ll probably end up doing it once my catalogue is larger & I figure out how to get higher quality prints :))) (so,, sometime next year :D)
I was selling art prints (TWST, Genshin, Nijisanji), keychains (Genshin), and commissions !! :D
My prediction was right tho LOL - only one TWST print sold (my mootie who loves Riddle bought it eheheh) (actually maybe 3 sold if you include the art trade for Leona and my brother buying a Ruggie print) - and as disappointing as it was, it’s a good indicator on what to make more of in future though!! As much as i love making TWST content, I do still want to make art that sells at cons 😔😔,, i.e. I probs have to focus more on vtuber/Genshin/anime art sighhhhhh
The way I’ve written this post makes it sound like the event was entirely miserable omfg i promise it wasn’t !! stressful, yes, but not terrible !! I did enjoy the experience a lot, and will be applying to proper, bigger cons in the future !! :D
IM SO GLAD TO HAVE A FELLOW KEYCHAIN LOVER AS A MOOTIE <3333 I LITERALLY LOVE KEYCHIANS SO MUCH THEYRE ALL I EVER BUY ONLINE <333 I’LL DEFINITELY DESIGN SOME TWST KEYCHAINS IN FUTURE FOR YOU POOKUMS <333 I’ll even pay the stupidly high shipping costs to send them to you snookums <333
ALSO YES I AM A FELLOW NCTZEN!!! MY BIAS IS TAEYONG <33 (can you tell that I like the overworked type ahsbjdahsfgdgb) BUT TBH RENJUN AND DOYOUNG ARE RLLY CLOSE BEHIND HIM SO IDK </3
OH AND HERE ARE SOME PHOTOS OF MY TINY LITTLE STALL !! sorry that they’re so blurry 😭😭 I was nervous so my hands were shaking a lot 🧍🧍
had to partially cover poor Ruggie and Leona’s faces with labels bc I didn’t know if I was allowed to show blood ahahjshkskn
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I SPENT HOURS COMING UP WITH THIS (I may or may not have forgotten how to write fluff) BUT I FINALLY CAME UP WITH SOMETHING ... Erica helping Lucas heal by baking cookies to get his mind off it <3
They would fight over who gets to lick the spoon. E: "I did most of the work, lemme have it!" L: "Nah, I deserve it more, give it to me!" and then they start wrestling until both of them stop and start giggling <3
E: "Fine, I'll let you lick the spoon. But if you don't save anything for me, I'll cut your hair in your sleep. Sinclair swear?" L: "Fine, Sinclair swear." (Ever since Erica was 5 they always made promises by saying "Sinclair swear" and whoever breaks it lets the other sibling get revenge, it's so fucking funny)
Erica is actually really good at baking so she teaches Lucas the best way to make it. E: "Underbake it a little." L: What?! Are you trying to kill us?" E: "No you idiot, it makes it softer. Now put it in the oven, and make sure it's hot." L: "You're so confusing, Erica." E: "And you're so stubborn. Now do it!"
While they're eating the cookies Erica starts gloating about how good she can bake. E: "Tastes good right? Told you I'm the best at baking." L: "You know what? Fine, you were right. You are the best at baking." E: "I'm Erica, of course I'm right. You feeling better though?" L: "Totally. Thanks, Eri. I love you." E: "Yeah whatever. I love you too, Luca." L: "Oh my God, my own sister, the Erica Sinclair just said she loved me. I'm gonna cry. (he actually does, but it's happy tears.)" E: "You are so dramatic. I meant it, though." And then they both hug and watch they're favorite shows <3. They called the cookies the "Sinclair Special", they make everything they do Sinclair-themed
This was so fun to make omfg I should write fluff more often (currently sobbing tears of joy)
SINCLAIR SIBLINGS SINCLAIR SIBLINGS IM SCREAMING. AND IN AN AU WHERE MAX IS STILL ALIVE (in a coma) LUCAS WOULD BRING SOME TO THE HOSPITAL FOR HER AND TELL MAX ALL ABOUT HOW HE BAKED THEM W HIS SISTER <3 also lucas would 100% cry if erica told him she loved him bcs i do the same when its my little brother
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I tagged 302 of my posts in 2022
#try guys - 22 posts
#netflix - 15 posts
#ned fulmer - 14 posts
#heartbreak high - 14 posts
#the try guys - 13 posts
#heartstopper - 9 posts
#first kill - 7 posts
#keith habersberger - 6 posts
#tag game - 5 posts
#queer - 5 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#kluas is wild and klaus is kluas but he truely sees ben as a platonic brother even if its not their ben i still dont think klaus would do it
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Literally just found out that paper girls got cancelled...I was mad about first kill I was super sad after the wilds but COME THE FUCK ON!! PAPER GIRLS?!? PAPER GIRLS?!?! I'M SO FUCKING LIVID AND I'M JUST FUCKING SICK OF GOOD SHOWS GETTING CANCELLED BACK TO FUCKING BACK. I was really rooting for paper girls and I got my hopes up but I should have fucking known better. This fucking sucks
17 notes - Posted September 10, 2022
#4
honestly i keep talking about the ned fulmer shit to deal with the fact that i liked him a lot!!! and he's a piece of shit now!!!! it was the same thing when people realized brendon urie was a dickwad like- i feel betrayed man
Ned always was my least favorite (not to be one those but....) and actually recently hes been getting more on my nerves lately (before the cheating was announced) but I still feel horribly betrayed because he was just putting on this fake act so I totally get where you're coming from, I was not not a fan of Ned I guess I felt meh about him as a singular but I am a try guys fan so it does suck it won't be the four no more but he fucked up so what are you gonna do
51 notes - Posted September 29, 2022
#3
I saw a lesbian on tiktok say first kill was worse than Riverdale... Like the fuck maybe first kill isn't perfect but worse than Riverdale??? now y'all are just saying stuff to say stuff
52 notes - Posted June 14, 2022
#2
WHY THE FUCK DID HEARTBREAK HIGH FUCK SO HARD???, THAT FINALE OMFG IF THIS SHOW GETS CANCELLED I'M KILLING MYSELF CAUSE THIS SHOW GETTING CANCELLED WILL BE FUCKING IT FOR ME I HAVE NOT BEEN THIS PHYSICALLY, AND EMOTIONALLY HYPED OVER A SHOW IN SOOOOO LONG, THE PART WHERE CASH GETS ARRESTED I THINK I NEED TO WATCH THAT SCENE OVER AND OVER AGAIN A MILLION TIMES AND THEN JUST MAYBE I'LL BE ON THE WAY OF GETTING OVER IT, I CRIED, I SCREAMED, I THREW UP
70 notes - Posted October 3, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Sorry to all the people who follow me and don't give a fuck about the try guy/ned fulmer cheating scandal and have to deal with me spam reblogging every post I see, I'm trying to stop and I just can't
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I'm still on that chisme but it seems like the dude Sir is a gemini... I...
I think you need to put Woozi higher because of the anime hobby. The 6 hour live. He singing Digimon Adventure intro
Also, Shua being the least loser when he doesn't understand the games. My beautiful whimsical orange cat energy baby. The lights are on and nobodys home
A GEMINI???? yeah no queen needs to run .... I HEARD HE HAD A TWIN??? THAT HE WAS COPYING??? that story was so fucking wild bro i would have killed him if i were her idk that's just me.
FUCK i forgot about the 6hour live........ alright okay new loser line up:
Wonwoo — there's literally a whole twitter thread with 2k+ reposts to support my claim, all his weverse post during their pledis mandated break, copying pokemon sounds
Seungcheol — head bitchless man in charge. my bitchless accusations against him held up in court.
Hoshi — ipad kid, two finger zoom in, using millenial ass slang, just discovered boomerang feature on ig in 2023
Jeonghan — swallowed his toothpaste. "hehe carats hehe i just ran into my bed hehehe im bleeding hehe". pimple patch.
Woozi — "carats the house in italy was so nice" /posts a vid of him working out/, straight up eating unseasoned meat in the soop "for the gainzzz", no social life, one sip of wine changed him, 6 hour live, anime but also idk anime not loser enough for me...., willing to defend coke zero to death
Dino — purely for his lack of social media awareness. how is it that his older brothers gotta teach him how to use instagram. the way he was complaining about having too many to use during nana tour. loser ass boomer omfg
Mingyu — that one video from the Louis Vuitton show, behind the scenes of him taking bf pics, him and aji, dagger game noises,
Vernon — Nana tour mafia, the gc literally ignores him, phonecase saga, following Mingyu around in the kitchen, will fight in the trenches for his favorite movie ok letterboxd top user
Dokyeom — kazoo up his nose, dodgeball, dropping that thot ass pajama photo shoot in his hotel, screaming in hotel gym, salute
Jun — rock paper scissor pose, lets short king Seungkwan bully him baby get up omfg, "normal" one ... but mafia triggers like okay baby if u say so, never beating babygirl allegations
Seungkwan — stressed over missing his emotional support soccer ball... twice (italy and la), knows jellyfish is harmless /crying throwing up screaming drowning/, head theater kid of svt
Minghao — him crying throwing up during lockdown on all social media platforms, scorpio, only child allegations, hoshi and mingyu's babygirl
Joshua — only child rage like baby not everything is a personal attack calm down pls, every gose his eyes are just "???", from LA
ALSO SHUA is weird but he's not a loser.
He's just from LA LKASDFJLDFAJ
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