#my poor dad <\3

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family

#pjo #riordanverse #nico di angelo #headcanon #my art #nico flexing youngest child privilages by pulling out the most pitiful expression he can manage #anyways i find it fun to explore character word choices #cause yknow no two characters are going to select their words the same way #or even necessarily think about it to the same degree #i like to think Nico thinks about his word choice a lot #so of course every time he uses ''papa'' he fully knows he's pulling the Baby Of The Family card #Hades definitely knows this too but falls for it every time anyways #cause Nico hasnt called him ''papa'' regularly since getting his memory wiped - just detached ''father'' or at best ''dad'' #so it just reminds Hades of How Much He Just Wants His Children To Be Happy Like The Old Days #and how much poor Nico has been through and he's just the baby of the family and- #cue Nico smugly staring at the camera cause he knows how much power he holds #also i say Nico is Hades' only son cause mythologically even when Zagreus *is* Hades' son (rarely) he's. dead. #a major part of Zagreus' mythology is that he died #and im p sure every other deity said to be Hades' children are all goddesses and also are like 50% of the time not his #theres also only like 3 of them. and as far as we know in riordanverse canon one of them is implied to not be his daughter #so Nico is Hades' only son and also youngest in the family (cause Hazel is older by a month chronologically or 1 year biologically) #(and everybody else is a deity if children of hades at all)

[linterteatime]

She would like shadow the hedgehog me thinks

#invader zim #gaz membrane #iz #professor membrane #fanart #my art #Love this family full of nerds <3 #I'm sorry for not drawing dib interacting with his dad more tho lmao #poor guy keeps getting ignored by his dad even on my art #and when I draw him alongside gaz 99% of the time he gets bullied #tragic

[treasureplcnet]

do i think weissman would try very hard to be a good dad? yes. do i think he would be good at it? i am pleading the fifth

#its ok. he gets better with practice #in yiddish my poor girl is telling karl to kill himself . i had to use google translate so if anyone wants to correct me pls do #karl weissman #esther jankovsky #charles whiteman #bodies netflix #my art #karl 'stop swearing so much' weissman vs esther 'i learnt it from you' jankovsky #i think its so beautiful how he has a parental instinct and no sensibility to go along with it <3 cringefail girl dad

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

#prompts #memes #meme #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #cryptid batfamily #battinson #They somehow travel back in time & makes it everyone elses problem #They do not communicate with anyone else besides each other lol #give battinson a robin #but it's time travel and he has all of the robins at once #except Damian but they're going to grab him the moment he exists #Jason: wait does this mean I still have my all-blades #bruce is a good dad #but also so very done with his kids but in a of love and exasperation way #8 year old Dick & 5 year old Jason & 3 year old Tim showing up at the manor: B let us in it cold out here #3 year old Steph kicking down the door: Hope u missed my presence #5 year old Cass crawling in through the window: :) hello family #The kids: Wow Bruce u wear makeup that heavy that's funny lol #But can u imagine battinson with several tiny children following like ducklings #They're perfectly behaved in public but go back to being their lil shit selves when they get home #Gotham: aw the Waynes are like lil angels #Also Gotham: Oh my gosh did you SEE Robin Bite that poor person I hope they don't also turn into an undead cryptid

[barghest-land]

RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE HIM SO......!!!!!!!!

#art #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #rdr1 #john marston #barghestland #i just realised that his relationships with jack are basically.. me and my dad LMAO #my dad is a bit late being a real dad tho im 27 :/ #but it's nice it kinda feels like i actually have one! wow! #jack. my poor guy. i understand. #oooooh it hurts actually #but i love john anyway. listen he's doing a good job ok #im proud of him #ok im sad now just look at pretty (i guess) art alr<3 #artists on tumblr

[quirkle2]

the mob psycho/pokemon legends arceus crossover that absolutely nobody asked for

[rly long ask of me rambling abt the plot]

#qkdraws #id in alt #if u ask even one question abt this ill go insane /pos ill go crazy ill go rabid i will become so annoying #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mp100 shigeo #mp100 mob #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu #reigen arataka #mp100 reigen #teruki hanazawa #mp100 teruki #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #some of these r various scenes i've had lodged in my noggin for a while #reigen lookin down at that paper and him holding ritsu back are directly related <3 #in this au reigen is the adoptive dad of mob n ritsu :] found them out in the wilderness where 9/10 years old should not be #poor ritsu in this fuckin au man . he'sso stressed VGEYVGA #poor mob too i beat him up a lot #as u can prolly tell from ritsu . screaming in two different shots here #i haven't yet figured out where dimple belongs here i do indeed wanna have him in this au #but i don't know where to put him ... i don't want him to be a normal human tho #i've thought about making him one of the wisps for the spiritomb quest but i know absolutely nothing abt spiritomb #so . idk what the fuck those things r VEGAIVY #making him a talking pokemon seems sorta :/ to me. i can do better

[kellterntempest]

(Song: Tell Me Father by miatriss)

#i tried really hard to do pj heywoods michael voice and it was really hard not to laugh #my edits #my art #fnaf #michael afton #im fucking balling #audio #fnaf 3 #if only michael afton left his shitty dad and pursued his dreams of basketball.... poor guy

[jibberjibbsart]

hol up i just noticed sage has that scar on their cheek on the family picture....... is there a story behind that 👀

Me yelling at my own characters: THEY WERE JUST A KID!!! A BABY!!! THEY DIDNT DESERVE THAT!!

But yeah Sage’s dad is a terrible person. He’s not their biological father and he resents Sage for their mother’s infidelity.

#poor Sage #their backstory only gets worse from here #wait until they meet their bio dad #it’ll be messy #my art #fantasy #doodle #sketch #illustration #fanart #oc #cartoon #dnd #bg3 #Tav #sage tavreen #tav x gale #gale x tav #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 #comic

[drama-glob]

Just look at Angel's face when he hears Charlie say that the hotel is really important to her. He's grown to appreciate what she's done for him and that it's not just about free room and board anymore. He cares so much about her. ^_^<3<3<3

*Also, please take the time to appreciate and acknowledge the sad snake off to the side of Angel Dust. He looks like he could use a hug. <3<3<3<3

#angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin sir pentious #vivziepop #screenshot #awww #<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #they're a family #^_^ #my heart #poor snake boi #give Sir Pentious a hug please #dad beat dad

[creepycatboyz]

don't worry, mark! you will eventually get a dog.. after some more pain! but oh well

#tmc #the mandela catalogue #hail true body au #mark heathcliff #htb mark #htb six #I AM NOT OKAY #this chapter was just.. oh my god #my poor poor baby.. #go get his dad six!!!! #I hope he suffers.... mark deserves some happiness <3 #would be a shame if his mom also died eh? #my art

[theteasetwrites]

Just an assortment of seasons 9-11 era Daryl (aka peak dilf era dont @ me)

#he’s a dilf I’m not taking questions rn #dog dad #<3 #my sweet boy #my poor meow meow #the walking dead #daryl dixon #norman reedus #twd

[luck-of-the-drawings]

been followin slimes POV of the qsmp since it started but mMY GOOOODDDDD i never expected to fall so in love with it... I LOVE THE TRADGEDY OF A COMEDIC CHARACTER! so funny so silly, who could ever take him seriously? when the reaction to grief can be so overblown and strange, its hard not to laugh! because wheres the line, really? we're just here to have fun! i look forward to the day this guy snaps! its gonna be REALLY FUNNY i tell ya hwat!!!

(CREDIT TO A COMIC I REFERENCED UNDER THE CUT)

something about this comic makes me so so emotional, and its so well framed. to discover something by the end of a comic, to follow the same line of thought as a character within a drawing, to either come to the same conclusion, or the dramatic irony of figuring it out first. it was made by the talented Lynda Barry, and she has a wonderful shop here https://drawnandquarterly.com/books/greatest-marlys/

#q!slimecicle #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp slimecicle #NOT MY FIRST TIME DRAWIN SLIMECICLE BUT ITS DEF BEEN A WHHHIILE. THIS IS HOWEVER MY FIRST TIME DRAWIN THE OTHERS #LIKE ive never drawn philza or cellbit or pol or bbh before. i looked up MINIMAL refs and went off their minecraft skins. hope yall like em #FUN FACTS! i gave q!slime the green flannel (but the green plaid is silent) bc of katastrophics design for him #he also has the 3 hearts n the Bra'ad sash bc OFFCCC u just cant see that gay lil bag here #maybe one day ill draw a qslime with more detail #IN OTHER NEWS ! this series fascinates me SOOO MUCH! THE FEDS AND THE CODES N THE EGGS AND WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAANN??? #I HAVVEEE theories abt juanaflippa. SPOILER WARNING IG BUT IM ABT TO RAAAAMBLE!! #SO this totally isnt flippa right. like this is someone else. this is one of the code beasts piloting either a costume or a corpse #BOTH INTRIGUE ME. but nonetheless. this thing is NEW and it is LEARNING and it LOVES ITS DAD #ITS NOT FLIPPA BUT OHH HOW NICE IT IS TO BE FLIPPA! TO BE FED AND HUGGED AND LOVED SO SO SO MUCH #AND YET SOMETHING IS SO TERRIBLY WRONG. SOMETHING IS BLEEDING OUT AND INFECTING THE AIR AND SOIL AND SPACE #AND ITS HURTING CODEFLIPPAS DAD! ITS TURNING HIM INTO SOMETHING ELS.E. HE DOESNT CARE BUT CERTAINLY SOMEONE ELSE DOES #MAYBE THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM. BUT MOST CERTAINLY IT MUST BE EATING AT THIS POOR LITTLE CODE #THIS POISONOUS LITTLE THING. THIS DISEASE. THIS VIRUS. IT JUST WANTS TO BE HELD A LITTLE LONGER. BUT AT WHAT COST?

[true-bluesargent]

young royals is a very compelling show and i know everyone loves simon and wille together but i am going to be so honest the only correct way to end this show would be for none of these characters to ever see each other again and them all to leave this fucked up school and be put into intensive therapy x

#like maybe simon and wille are not that compatible #which is okay because like. theyre 16 #simon's mum was so right love should not be this hard when youre so young #and august... he needs to get out of the royal family's orbit he needs to get away from his messed up friends #he needs to leave hillerska and he needs SO much therapy #sara and simon need to go to therapy separately and together and so does their fucking dad #and they need to get AWAY from these rich freaks #and my poor felice also needs to get out of hillerska or she needs to get some better friends </3 #young royals

[hakaiart]

the night before mu's second voice drama

i hope the creators know they have the opportunity to make the most awful and therefore the funniest moment in milgram

#kusunoki muu #kusunoki mu #mu kusunoki #muu kusunoki #es milgram #milgram es #es #milgram #milgram fanart #my art #IM SORRY MU!!! shes my poor little clown failboss meow meow and my third favorite milgram character and i do this to her #i already barely post art of her... #i saw yamanaka say that the content of her voice drama is so unfunny that you have to laugh so im very excited #i hope es isnt her ex-dad though. but also how else do you one-up 'mu-san is my mom' #on the genuine theories side personally im thinking that what mu is looking for is a 'best friend who will listen to everything she says' #01 and 04 the failbesties ever <3

[leupagus]

So I'm sure there's different versions of this

But the one my cantor* told us when we were in Sunday School was this one:

Two rich men go to a cloth merchant's shop. This merchant is known for having beautiful silks, even though he has but a small humble store in the outskirts of town — so small that his infant son is sleeping on one of the chests!

These rich men want to buy these silks, so they demand to see them at once.

The merchant says, "I am sorry, they are not for sale today. Come back tomorrow and I would be happy to show them to you."

The rich men, knowing that this merchant is a Jew, think "ah-hah, he wants more money!" So they offer him a tremendous sum.

"I am sorry, they are not for sale today. Come back tomorrow, good sirs."

The rich men are puzzled, but they double their price. Quadruple it. Anything this merchant wants, they can give him.

"I am sorry, they are not for sale today. Come back tomorrow, if you please."

So, the rich men leave, annoyed, but they present themselves the very next day and sure enough, the merchant goes to a chest and pulls out the most beautiful silks that these rich men have ever seen. And when they offer to pay, he will only accept the price that he himself has deemed fair — many times less than even the first offer these rich men made.

"But why would you not give us these silks yesterday?" they ask, happy but baffled as they (or more probably their servants, but the cantor didn't get into that) pack up the silks to leave.

Just then, the merchant's wife comes in from the back, carrying their infant son. The merchant smiles and says, "Because my child was sleeping on that chest, and I did not wish to disturb his slumber. His peace is more precious to me than all the money you, good sirs, could ever provide."

#I am tagging this as #ted lasso #because I've been thinking about this parable in the context of Ted and Henry and Rebecca's offer #and I'll admit that this is an incredibly Watsonian interpretation of the text — treating Ted as a person rather than a character — #but I do think that it's relevant to how Ted thinks of Henry #as needing peace and rest and above all HIS FATHER #and how Ted coaching at Richmond would still be Ted very much absent from Henry's life #even if Henry and Michelle did move to London! #like yeah football coaches are usually dads and probably some of them are good dads! #but I don't think Ted thought he had it in him to do both #and I think the show REALLY fell down in not making that more clear #that he was choosing because there HAD TO BE a choice #I loved season 3 but I loved my interpretation of it — and the show did not do enough groundwork for pretty much anyone's interpretation #and that's a failure of the show's creators #(the people who claim that Flying dutchman was a rapist are a notable exception — in that case they are the ones at fault because WHAT THE #anyway #believe mothereffers #* to explain: my childhood temple was very #very #VERY poor #and could not afford a rabbi #and in the end we couldn't even afford a cantor #but man those songs were great

[peribytes]

THE BITCH IS BACK, BABES !!

#NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #THE ANIMAL IS OUT OF HIS CAGE. THE ANIMAL IS FREE. #FUCK THAT PLACE. SHITHOLE OF A PLACE #i have a word or two for my doctor and it starts with F and Y #i got no help. zero. whatever they said i have already learned from the internet. lol. #also my anxiety was so bad in there i lost 4 pounds from a poor appetite. #and they gave me fuckin. lithium #my parents were SO MAD when i told them over the phone #anyway #i'm home and i couldn't be happier about it #just the thought of being trapped in that place makes me wanna vom <3 #oh yeah i was put in the detox unit instead of the one for mental disorders or whatever it is #my dad was very mad i was put in with the alcoholics and drug addicts but they were very nice people #i was able to come out of my shell and have conversations with them pretty easily #that is the ONLY positive thing i can say about my entrapment #i missed you guys so much. i really missed my family #god and now they're gonna call me tomorrow morning to talk about whateverthefuck #and i gotta call my doctor in a week #god i don't wanna talk to these people anymore. LEAVE ME ALONE