hi YouTube! today we're gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]
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After Dracula Daily season is over this year, you know what this site should try next? The Sherlock Holmes books that were originally published in short installments in the strand magazine! Perfect for the email format! Tumblr becoming obsessed over Sherlock Holmes sounds fantastic! Absolutely nothing can go wrong there, it's not like anything catastrophic has happened in the past in relation to the obscure consulting detective and his dear friend doctor Watson! No sir, not at all! Has this site even heard of Sherlock Holmes?? I doubt it...
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Here's a cute photo of my parakeet looking floofy
Here's a version I cut out so I can do things with it
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the complete range of human emotion
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Listen to skyjacks also look at my cat
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
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LITERALLY MEOW. MEOW.MEOW. FUCK YOU.MEOW
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I'm not autistic as far as I'm aware but if I ever get diagnosed with it I'm going to put this up on my wall
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Mcr fans when 8 years then six minute song with screaming and singing about Catholicism and darkness and death and justified defeat and the past and healing
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