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themisterhip · 1 year

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They do fit Saitama, just keep trying ówó

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rintoki · 6 months

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Neuvillette piss fic when 🙏

LMAO no bc i wrote that bit in the fic before i knew about his water tasting hobby

imagine water tasting with him but it’s mainly just him tasting it and you listening to him go on about the water lmao it’s a cute bonding moment 🫶🏼 until you just can’t help yourself. the man is gorgeous; it’s nice listening to his voice but you’d rather listen to his shaky breaths when you lean in a little too close with that look in your eyes, or his cute gasp when you kiss him mid-sentence.

now, normally neuvillette has a better hold on his bladder, but it seems today is just not one of those days as he begins to feel the familiar urge in his lower belly. coupled with his growing arousal as your hands begin to massage his thighs, already toying with the button of his pants.

he tries to mumble between kisses, growing more and more desperate as the urge now fades away to burning arousal. and your movements are relentless, quick to get him hard and throbbing in the palm of your hand as words fail him.

neuvillette grips your shirt, eyes squeezing shut as pathetic whimpers escape him. every flick of your wrist has him tugging on your shirt, his bottom lip bitten red and raw as you bring him closer and closer to release.

please.

he begs so helplessly, terribly ashamed of how turned on he is. how he anticipates how good it’ll feel when he lets it all out on your hand and his thighs begin to tremble.

go ahead.

you press a kiss to his cheek, watching the man before you crumble. one hand covering his mouth as pearly white cum sputters out, coating your hand in it as neuvillette rides out his high with shaky breath. unfortunately for the iudex of fontaine, now as his muscles begin to relax, so does his control over his bladder. the previous urge to pee coming back full force and he could do nothing but watch in horror as it begins to leak out, all over your hand and himself.

try as it might, his body simply didn’t listen to him as he tried to stop it. humiliation washing over him and it seemed to go on forever, silently cursing how much water he had drunk earlier. but even worse was your chuckle, and the way you held his softened cock as he emptied out his bladder onto the floor below. how could he ever show his face in front of you again?

#its crazy how i wake up and this is the first thing i see #where’s the tweet that’s like #i love getting sweet messages i keep rereading them #LMAODKSL #nah but #you asked 🤷🏻‍♀️#anyway #six.writes #genshin impact #neuvillete x reader #sub neuvillette #sub genshin #dom reader #neuvillette #making him piss while you hold his cock 🫶🏼#how embarrassing for him

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labrdorite · 3 months

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anyway now that that’s out of the way, back to obsessing over the game i complain so much about

#— 🏹🩵#nah but #idk why its so impossible to be critical of things they like #like yeah i complain abt how horrible hoyo is but also?? genshin just AS a game is pretty good #shoutout to fanartists & editors for carrying the character designs though i love y’all

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sardonic-the-writer · 2 years

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lorereadsclassics7 · 2 years

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Van Helsing has spent way too much time thinking about properly breaking into houses. The guys from Home Alone should have taken some notes from him since he has so many plans for this it's ridiculous.

#dracula #dracula daily #bram stokers dracula #abraham van helsing #home alone #nah but #this is like his 5th plan for breaking into a place #and he has read up on successful breaking ins #and has planned this for a while #mr van helsing is there something you want to tell us

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mediumtires · 1 year

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okay... I'm just going to leave this here.... I'm not asking for anything... but what if you did a continuation with t/c fighting?

first of all i need a psychologist to have a long look at zak brown and tell me what’s wrong with him.

and i really don’t think we even need to create a fictional scenario in which christian and toto fight each other, we just wait and see what happens once merc rock up in azerbaijan with red bull sidepods and a bumper sticker that says “we love adrian newey <3”

#nah but #naked wrestling in the basement idea cough #it’s not like i haven’t thought about making them fight each other……….

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jonathanbiers · 1 year

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