Damian: Move aside, Fenton. I need to speak with my nemesis.
Harley: For the last time, I. AM NOT. YOUR. NEMESIS!!!
Danny: Aw, c'mon, Harley. I think it's cute he has a little crush on you.
Cue Damian sputtering and incoherent as he's mercilessly teased out of the Asylum by his brothers. He can never face Harley again.
How did Danny do that?
Danny: I have siblings
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The fact that the Doof had been paired and proved most compatible with Perry, canonically and repeatedly proclaimed to be one of OWCA's best agents in the field, is curious to me.
Some fics have a throwaway line or two talking referring to his compatibility with other agents. I think, also, about the canonical fact that he remains as third most dangerous evil scientist in OWCA's ledger.
I also like thinking about the fact that we have been proven, multiple times, in VARIOUS dimensions and fluctuations to the time space continuem, that were he not continuously thwarted throughout his career, he would not only have achieved tyrannical rule, he would have EXCELLED in it, and perfectly undefeated, EVEN BY HIS EVIL PEERS that people loved to pretend were always more competent than him.
Like. I think about that. Why? What makes Heinz so dangerous? What made everyone else incompatible to a point OWCA realized they needed to send their best, and he needed to be on call ALL THE TIME?
Curious
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The drawing itself is kinda a meme redraw, but honestly - don't get me started on this theme seriously. I will go feral
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CEPHALOPHORE
As the cycle takes my head!
{A vitriolic work of art}
(This decapitated apathy!)
{God made me this way in a morbid exchange
Of theatrics and heavenly fate}
I'm just not the way that they want me.
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@that-transformers-chick 🌚🌝🥺 I’m throwing in the blurry doodle for being THREE DAYS LATE. Thank you for your patience 8}
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Nemesis: So you know how my son died, right?
Alabaster: I was there for it, I saw him get stabbed, I watched the light drain out of his eyes
Nemesis: Eye*
Alabaster, sobbing: Fuck u
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