#nobody did

[voiider]

I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)

Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes

And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day

The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)

And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip

#very remora fish with a shark #jason todd #danny fenton #danny phantom #dpxdc #dp x dc #this isnt super important but i imagine Danny's ghost form as young and unaged from his death so jason is used to this small whispy kid #who just hangs off him and talks literally all the time #so when something comes up and someone is like 'idk if we can bring danny looking like... that' (glowing and a literal ghost) #danny is like 'oh ok u need a human? ok :)' and transforms #its been WEEKS #jason didn't know he could do that #nobody did #and now theres this 20ish dude standing there #human form danny doesn't talk a lot (anxiety) ghost form danny can't stop talking (anxiety) #could be a ship fic and at this point jason goes from 'where is my little buddy :(' to 👀😳 #i imagine theres a sort of feedback loop with them both feeding off of each other's ecto energies and vibes idk #so when danny is human its not as strong #batman is convince this strange entity is like hypnoyizing his son and like hes not WRONG #but it goes both ways #idk #i just need more codependency fics :( #i should go on a bender #ignore my 500 open tabs and go to town

[thewitchkingiscool-ace]

Reblog if the ending of botfa never happened for you and they all lived happily ever after because they did yes they did they all lived and died of old age in fact no they never died they’re all immortal legends that definitely didn’t die because they didn’t not even joking

#bagginshield #botfa #happy endings #jrrtolkien #incorrect tolkien quotes #i’m just gonna ignore that last tag because it’s not incorrect #because they didn’t die #nobody did #the hobbit #lord of the rings #kili #fili #thorin oakenshield

[broflovski-brah]

it’s so funny watching antis of certain characters shit on said character for literally being nine like okay?? they’re mature but that doesn’t mean they’re not literally single digits in age. they’re gonna do stupid things, say stupid things. like if that’s your only justification for hating a character idk what to tell you. learn how children work ig.

#i mean the people who will shit on kyle and say he’s a bad person for like…the stuff that happened in the chicken pox ep #he’s nine. he just regurgitated what his dad told him #same thing with butters #you can’t hate him for being nine and not understanding how the world worked #of course this isn’t always the case but like…come on #you didn’t have your life figured out at nine either #nobody did #south park #skipper speaks

[thenightshiftcomic]

What Nightshift member(s) do you think would game?

Honestly, they all would if they had access to it. Talia would love racing games, and I think Ash would like story games or building games. Kody would like building/gardening or indie games like Spiritfarer, and I think Keef would enjoy just a random collection of games that should not go together lol. Ink would like puzzle games and Leo would like things like Cat-tasrophoe or whatever that game was called, or like organizing games. I could also see Leo & Ink enjoying the Stanley Parable (probably dragged into it by Ash).

#nightshift ash #nightshift talia #nightshift keef #nightshift leo #nightshift ink #nightshift kody #in terms of who had access to video games #nobody #nobody did #these kids are sheltered as fuck in some areas (including the internet)

[ilynotes]

when it’s s5 of stranger things and mike wheeler is breaking down crying in front of will sobbing out of nowhere and saying how sorry he is for everything and starts to go on a huge tangent about how much guilt he feels for things he can’t explain and how much he feels like a terrible person because he just keeps screwing everything good in his life up and he doesn’t know how to stop and he’s so scared of losing will again because of his actions and he’s so scared of losing the people he loves and blames himself for not being strong enough or more mature and he hates himself so much and he just feels like everyone is so tired of him at this point and he’s just so sorry for everything and then the audience is just like Oh..

#and the whole time will is just sitting there in complete and utter shock because he really does not know what to say because #he also didn’t know that mike felt this way about himself #nobody did #GOODNIGHT! #mic drop!! #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #stranger things

[todays-cquackity-hq]

7/20/22

Today, Quackity sat in his desk chair facing away from the door and petting a cat in his lap, waiting for someone to enter so he could dramatically turn around to look at them.

#nobody did #mcyt #dream smp #quackity #today's quackity

[kdnisdead]

I want to fight your mother, what is her problem

idk my guy. it's just like, being neglectful in many ways. not just with me but like, everyone, and her dog, and herself tbh. i mean she's not putting anyone in danger, i just call her... aloof a lot. she's not checked-in. she's not very emotionally developed. she's mentally ill but it's like bitch we all are??? i have sympathy and i try to be understanding but there's only so much i can stand for... my entire life. like she didn't light that cigarette maliciously she just literally did not consider that the smoke would make it more difficult for me to breathe. simply did not cross her mind. she wanted a smoke. so she lit one. and it's that's that

#i asked my aunt why i have such a hard time understanding my mother #because i don't REMEMBER my childhood or her... at all #and my aunt said because you dont #your childhood was just now we're eating dinner #and what do you want to watch on tv #and that my mother didn't talk to me #and i just sat there like #so deeply sad #my mother never talked to me #nobody did #and it's so....

[vamprisms]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

#she did all that because nobody offered her a nice bot bot of milk #alien

[forget-me-ghost]

I'm sorry I had to

#hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor the radio demon #nobody did this so I will

[ghosts-cyphera]

18+; mdni / husband!john price x afab!reader

all I'm saying is that husband!price would slip a dildo in you before sliding your snug little panties back on. he'd lay back on the couch with a cigar and a newspaper, watching you do your little housewife chores while he knows that your panties are getting more soaked by the minute.

he'd notice every small breath and whimper escaping your lips. he'd notice the way you'd squeeze your thighs together every now and then, and the knit of your brows as you'd try your best to focus on chopping vegetables for dinner.

he'd know the feeling to be driving you mad: the feeling of your pussy being so full, all while it wasn't enough. how could it be when it wasn't him pumping in and out of your soaked cunt?

he, too, would only be able to take so much of it. the shaking of your hands would only keep on increasing, until price would finally close his distance to you and gently push aside whatever adorable attempts at cooking you had managed to get done.

he'd gently slide your panties down your thighs.

gently bend you over the kitchen counter of your home as his fingers would wrap around the base of the plastic toy.

fucking torturous, all while so goddamn good as he'd begin to slide it in and out of you. so slow: slow enough to get you begging in no time. so deep: deep enough to fuck you straight to the edge of your orgasm.

"not so fast, sweetheart." his breath against your skin would be warm with his chuckle. "my wife does not come around a fuckin' piece of plastic."

faster than you'd realize, price would slide the dildo out and replace it with his cock. so much better, wasn't it?

so much deeper: his little wife made to be stretched around him; to be fucked silly in their kitchen, all pretty and domestic in their little apron.

"there you go, darling wife. all fuckin’ mine."

#SCREAMING where the fuck did this come from nobody judge me #john price x reader #price x reader #captain john price x reader #husband!price #john price smut #john price x you

[theophagie]

I thought I was losing it but no, kh1 Sora's fast swimming animation really does change after you've been to Atlantica. It's a small detail, but also a cute and smart one 🥺

#edit nobody say anything i didn't realise that the dolphin kick ability extended to beyond atlantica ok i am dumb #and i didn't even think to read over its description twice. ok #but still!!! by lore he Did learn to swim better there so (*copium*) #kingdom hearts #video games #mytext #what i learned since making this post is that people don't read tags

[bet-on-me-13]

The Bat-Adoption Papers are literal Magic Contracts

So! In the Deified Batman AU (the AU where the Belief of the peoples of Gotham accidentally Ascended Batman to minor godhood), the Bat Adoption Papers would be a fun concept.

Batman is a God of The Night, Fear, and Protection. Specifically, the protection of Children, which is one of his biggest motivators. Meaning, it's a big part of his Divine Domain.

So when he, a God of Protection and Children, adopts his own Child? It's kind of a big deal.

His Adoption Papers basically become Magical Contracts that claim Dick to him as his own Son, basically turning Dick into a Demigod by the fact that he is the Son of a God.

Then each time Batman adopts a kid, they become a Demigod as well. Maybe after enough time, and after they forge their own Identities, they could become Minor Gods of their own? Idk, fun idea

Why do I bring this up?

Well, when Danny eventually joins the JLA, and runs into Batman, all he sees in a God of the Night, who takes one look at him, and then pulls out a Magical Binding Contract from his Belt.

Needless to say, he books it.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #If they did become God's I like to imagine what their Domains would be #Dick becomes The Nightwing #God of Protection Jovality and Children #Jason becomes The Red Hood the God of Wrath Revenge and Protection #Tim becomes The Red Robin God of Intellect Mystery and Restaurants (heh) #Steph becomes The Spoiler Goddess of Mystery Puzzels and Fun (even though she never got adopted. Nobody really knows how she pulled it off) #Cass becomes The Orphan Goddess of Darkness Silence and Mercy #Duke is basically already a Demigod but be would be the God of Light Darkness and Riddles #Damien would be the God of Art Redemption and Animals #Danny saw a God who had multiple children bound by Contract and then saw him pull out that same contract while staring at him #He is rightfully scared #I imagine Constantine has tried to get adopted before so he can get in on that Demigod Making Contract #But he doesn't fit the bill for Adoption #Also he's old enough to be Bruce's Dad sooo... #Bruce is only vaguely aware of how his kids managed to Ascend #He doesn't know it was the Adoption Papers that did it #Also his “Adoption Sense” could actually be a legitimate Power of his now that I think about it

[emotinalsupportturtle]

neil gaiman and RTD are absolute legends for being the showrunners of 2 mainstream shows funded by large production companies in the year 2023, and proceeding to make the most queer positive episodes ever seen by man

meanwhile david tennant is just vibrating with joy because he gets more opportunities to wear his one-thousand-and-twenty-four pride pins

#neil gaiman #rtd #good omens #doctor who #rtd looking over at the loki showrunners and calling them cowards #i mean that actually did happen #i'm just imagining rtd taking disney money and neil taking amazon money and chucking it in at a queer generator #oh we got more money? great let's throw in another lesbian #while all those execs look on in horror #David tennant frantically signing the contracts #nobody doing allyship like dt being the common denominator for both these #good omens eason 2 #doctor who 60th anniversary #the star beast #david tennant #lgbtq+ #queer representation #trans rights #nonbinary rights #anthony j crowley #aziraphale #there are too many queer characters in GO to tag #the doctor #14th doctor #rose noble #beep the meep #yes lol im tagging beep here too #meme? #our flag means death #not in this but it's also queer positive media released this year

[ahbogman]

this pretty much sums up their whole dynamic

#roy mustang and his two children #i love this little family #redrew from a manga panel! #al lookin a little scary in the back like that sorry pffffhfh #he deserves better #anyway it’s roy’s bday and i feel like nobody knows or cares :( #I’ve got a few more drawings i did of him to celebrate that ill post in a bit #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #roy mustang #edward elric #alphonse elric #fmab fanart

[latenightsundayblues]

Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head

Ive been cry laugghing for five fucking minutes

#it fucks me up every time WHY DID THEY DO IT LIKE THAT #THE FUEL CAN BLENDS WITH THE RED BACKGROUND YOU CANT SEE IT IN TIME #theres NO WAY absolutely NOBODY in the editing team looked at this and went “um. maybe we should change the order of the clips around a bit #tbh maybe mark shoulve actually pissed on his head when he had the chance. guy really pissed me off #i just realized something about the last tag and came back running to tell you all that the pun was not intended #saw vi #saw #mark hoffman #dan erickson #tw blood

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

#in which cate tells stories #that!!!! sandwich!!!!!! #spicy chicken breast with fresh mozzarella red onions and pesto on a ciabatta roll #I’ve tried to recreate it and I CAN’T #I don’t know what spice mix they used but DAMN #and nobody’s pesto was better than theirs #so much good food at that job tbh #the chef liked cooking for me because I was always so thrilled with whatever he did #he made ricotta gnocchi once??? it was THE BEST EVER #and lobster ravioli? that wasn’t even on the MENU we were both just there late at night and he made it for himself and gave me some #his greens and beans were also perfect #but I especially miss that sandwich #I ate that almost every day that summer