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jacks347 · 29 days

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Everyone talks about "Oh...oh" in anything to lovers moment

But no one talks about "You look really good" in fake dating moment and that is a goddamn crime

That shit is my bread and butter, absolutely slays me and I eat it up every time with absolute joy

Readers of Tumblr I implore you, defend your favorite underrated trope moment cause I wanna see (and drop your favorite fics with that moment if you feel so inclined-)

#go start a war #i wanna see blood #not actually tho #metaphorically #have fun #fanfic writing #writers on tumblr #writing #writeblr #fanfic #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 reader #ao3 recs

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the-cheese-slut · 3 months

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I have never loved and hated someone as much as this guy

#hazbin hotel #fuck adam #i would fuck Adam #not actually tho #not my type lol #That little Angel thing next to him tho…#Absolutely love these character designs

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she-is-27-i-checked · 1 year

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#ma'am #abbi looking like she about to send me to her trailer #sorry #not actually tho #a league of their own #carson shaw #abbi jacobson #aloto #wlw #fuuuck

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mooseonahunt · 9 months

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The way the final fight with Mr. X is what always jeopardises me getting S rank on my Leon routes in RE2

#FUCK that guy #not actually tho #Keeping my eyes on you Leto #but JESUS I cannot dodge for SHIT #re2r #re2 #resident evil 2 remake #resident evil 2 #mr x #honestly I could probably finish on time for an S rank if I stopped dilly dallying all the time #but I like meandering I’m sorry for strolling place to place

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breedaboo · 16 days

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OH DEAR GOD EPISODE 5 OF X-MEN ‘97 CRUSHED MY SOUL IM SO DONE

‼️HALT‼️ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE EPISODE GO NO FURTHER FOR THERE ARE SPOILERS

“Sugar… I can’t feel you”

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hoarding-stories · 14 days

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I know they Just leveled up, but I'm in the boat that they deserve to jump to level 14 immediately after if they get out

#critical role #cr spoilers #just from the adrenaline rush #and it'd be funny #not actually tho

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fagh0ul · 2 years

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PUT CON CLAVI BACK ON THE SET LIST

#the band ghost #tobias forge #ghost bc #i hate this garlic swede #not actually tho

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kelbinajim · 7 months

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Arthur Lester if he was less of a wet cat real not fake

#arthur lester #malevolent podcast #hes so pathetic #not actually tho #he has killed and will kill again but #hes sill so wet cat

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authenticaussie · 6 months

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Makes a poll that's just "idk what fucked up torture I should do to Dick, which limb gets got"

#NOT ACTUALLY THO #i mean can you i m a g i n e ?#hello followers im stuck on this angst concept for mr. dick grayson #which limb should I amputate for Torture and Angst purposes?#INSANE #bip bop nari drops

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toodingo · 2 years

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Howdy hello I'm dingo!

Quick thing before we get into more incorrect quotes- thank you so much for the love I've been receiving 💖💖💖 it makes me smile sm

Okay enough sappyness let's get into this! Incorrect quotes pt. 2! This time from my gc with little to no context

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Ricky: Babes love my autism (the babes are big weld)

Constance: BIG WELD?

Ricky: The hottie from classic 2005 film, robots, a brilliant commentary on capitalism while still reminding you it's a shitty kids movie

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Ocean: Wait Noel do you have xfinity?

Noel: No bitch I got centurylink like a cool person

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Penny: Is that the orphan rat from that one movie

Ocean: Mischa was in a movie? /j

Ricky: Aren't you also an orphan?

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Penny: The autism wins today boys

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Penny: Me too, mr nirvana

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Ricky: Re Mi Fa -- Fa So La -- La Do Sol -- Fa Mi Re

Re Mi Fa -- Fa Sol La -- La Do Re -- Do Mi Re

Re Mi Fa Mi -- Re Do Sib -- La Sol -- Fa La Sol... //note: I think this is skyrim music, my friend did the whole song and posted it in chat ))

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Noel: Russians are so mydeaddadcore 💞💞💝

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Penny: I have to talk like im ancient sometimes ... or I will die

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Noel: DONT USE FUCKING CIAO- EMBARRASSING

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Penny: This relationship is no longer Lareaxy

Mischa: Noel at me rn

Noel: No, our relationship is still Lareaxy <3

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Noel: Im like- severely homophobic

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Noel: HELLO,!?!?!!!

Constance: Hi :]

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Mischa: Yeeeaah fuck women... wait NO

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Ricky: Ocean, I'm shipping you away.

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Ricky: Sorry Im a furry

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Noel: yeahhhh, you can die

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Noel: Yeah my hair used to be light as a kid

Mischa: Wait when?

Noel: ... When I was a kid.

Mischa: How kid?

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Ricky: St. Cassian choir Lor e

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Penny: Window lady... she wonts me fr

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deepseavampires · 2 months

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what the hell is a post called????

is it just a post? a tumblr? like what is to tumblr what a tweet is to twitter (and i swear to the gods if anyone says its fucking x-)

#help #what do i do #i hate technology #not actually tho #what is tumblr #how did i get here #where am i #i should take my meds #actually no #i dont think i will

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sollody · 1 year

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The Crawl as in ... Dungeon Crawl ... or something?

Dammnit, it's past midnight and I'm freaking knackered and whatnot. :D

#thinking thoughts #not actually tho #its late

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heartstringsduet · 8 months

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Me: Americans are crazy about holiday/seasonal foods

Germany in September: Oh Tannenbaum, oh Tannenbaum we have a whole aisle of Christmas candy.

#germany #squinting at B #not actually tho #go enjoy any seasonal food whenever you like #but damn...I just got home from the beach and it's christmas huh?

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speedierthanasubmarine · 2 years

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Guys I’m not spoiling the new wfa chapter cuz I bought it, BUT PEEPS

IM SCREAMING

WHY

YOU CANT JUST COME OUT AND KICK ME IN THE FEELS LIKE THAT

This is by far the most crazy bananas chapter. I’m sobbing. Well, on the inside, my tear ducts were duck taped shut after I read this fanfic last night (I don’t wanna talk about it.) and the unbreakable duck tape is keeping my tears at bay.

BUT BROS, BABES, AND BESTIES

YALL AINT READY FOR THIS ONE

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3-am-spiritual · 4 months

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Oh to be able to sleep through the night and not feel like death 🥴

#so much fun #not actually tho #rip me i guess #send help #i hate being ill

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softlybakeed · 1 year

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Este stream estuvo potente

#karmaland #karmalart #k!vegetta #vegetta777 #luzuvlogs #drawing #digital fanart #digital art #not actually tho #karmaland 5

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