#one's paralyzed (tensei)

[pocketramblr]

how make tensei cooperate

#i open a doc thinking i'l just write one scene of him revealing a thing #but now i realize the whole scene is just him stalling until he has a good enough excuse to not reveal it #grrr. i almost forgot why i haven't updated matchless match when i wanted to #because tensei is just so much more uncooperative than i expect him to be!! #honestly its rude. its not even like i'm paralyzing him this time. man isn't even going to end up in the hospital but he still won't do wha #he's supposed to

[epickiya722]

Oh, boy... what does CBR have to say now?

[Note: if you are caught up with the anime, you are safe. There are no spoilers for the manga here.]

But Hagakure specializes in stealth. Not all of the Heroes are hands-on fighters. Hagakure could have turned off the robots using her quirk to sneak up on them, or even beat them down with whatever equipment was lying around.

If you're gonna question how she got in, then question how Koda got even that at the time, he isn't a combat fighter like that or actually hadn't perfected his quirk to the point he could summon a herd.

Keep in mind though, Stain is aware of how his quirk works and guess who else? Deku... THE SAME PERSON WHO HAD TYPE O BLOOD. The same blood-type that has the shortest amount of time for the victim to be paralyzed.

That alone gave the trio the element of surprise. Stain didn't know their blood-types, damn sure didn't know Deku's. Also, every time Stain took down Heroes, he always snuck them and they were solo. It's how he got the drop on Tensei (which still pisses me off because he is the exact hero Stain would appreciate) and Native. They were alone.

Of course, Stain got his ass beat! He was dealing with not one, not two but three teenagers. They jumped him, as they should because why in the hell would you fight a serial killer alone? (Sorry, Tenya... still love you though.)

I don't think they remember how Shinsou got control of Midoriya. He egged him on about Ojiro. If Midoriya had a better handle of his emotions and not answer to Shinsou, Shinsou would still gotten his ass beat.

Midoriya had experience with hand to hand combat then somewhat. Shinsou had to resort to punching Midoriya and even that didn't work because Midoriya is such a damn wild card and ate that punch like a snack. If any... I think the punch just made him angrier...

Plot armor or whatever, it didn't last long because Midoriya lost his fight against Todoroki.

I really only agree with this one about Midnight and honestly? Out of all the members in her group, Curious was the most entertaining. Personally would have traded in any of the other members for her.

#just kiya's thoughts #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia

[freyrmichokolatte]

Rooftop Squad headcanons because they deserve the world (plus Alive!Oboro)

Shouta is the shortest while Oboro is the tallest (Shortzawa)

Oboro's fashion style is Art Hoe, Summer, and Vintage Pilot Aethetic. Hizashi's style is Neon and Daft punk while Shouta's is soft grunge or anything with sweaters, hoodies, and other baggy clothes. You already know Nemuri's, Tensei would dress up like those responsible smart rich dads

Other than cats, Oboro would also bring other small critters in his cloud like birds and puppies (He brought a ferret with him once, where did he find it? Only God knows)

Shouta and Tensei are the most responsible, thus claimed as "The parents" by the rest (despite their protest)

Shouta and Tensei are platonic soulmates and are in a queerplatonic relationship u can't tell me otherwise

Hizashi is a youtuber and twitch streamer, they all moved into a large apartment and the first time one of the squad accidentally interrupted his streams is when Shouta came back from patrol and went face first to the couch (Hizashi had to stream on the living room because his room hasn't been properly renovated yet)

Shouta has a younger sibling the same age as (baby) Tenya. He and Tensei would schedule playdates for them

Tensei likes fruit salads

All the boys carry a menstruation bag with them incase Nemuri got her period unexpectedly

Nemuri and Oboro likes to make crotched cat clothes and gived some of them to Shouta

Hizashi drinks Monster Energy

Shouta and Tensei are hardcore book nerds and would spend hours talking about Percy Jackson and Magisterium

They're all multilingual; they use this skill to talk shit about everyone and everything in front of people just to fuck with their heads and make them go mad

Oboro has a collection of crocs and limited additon crocs in a small special room

Hizashi has hard hearing so they all learned sign language for him

Shouta is clingy when either drunk or he didn't get any sleep for days. He'll cling onto the closest person he knows like a koala. This first happened when the boys finished their final periodical test on 3rd year and he clung into Hizashi like his life depends on it

^^^The class took some pictures for memories because that is a fucking rare sight right there

They have movie nights every Wednesday and make a pillow fortress for the fun (It was Nemuri's idea)

It's normal for Nemuri to be catcalled but a guy took it too far so Shouta smashed his head with a tray

^^^The guy got concusion and almost got expelled for catcalling. Shouta didn't got into detention because that fucker is good at acting

Oboro, Tensei, and Nemuri are theater kids

Shouta doesn't look like it, but he's the most hyperactive kid alive. Bro's so talented he did parkour at a young age and knows how to shoot a gun at 11

They call eachother nicknames :) Nemuri: Nemi, Uri Shouta: Shou, Shouchan (Courtesy of Oboro and Nemuri) Hizashi: Zashi Oboro: Boro, Obi (Courtesy of Shouta) Tensei: Sei

Shouta and Tensei bought 3 dog leash for the 3 hooligans. You don't fucking know what those three might do if the other two aren't there to supervise

Hizashi came up with a dumb idea that probably got them arrested and Tensei just said what the hell let's do it. Shouta during the scene: FUCKING TRAITOR-

Nemuri planned an after graduation party for the boys by giving them free tickets to Hawaii

Even as adults, they still cause trouble. But it's very minor now

Since Tensei is paralyzed from the waist to down, most of their hangouts would be at cafes and malls just so he wouldn't feel left out

#mha #bnha #aizawa shouta #shouta aizawa #shirakumo oboro #oboro shirakumo #yamada hizashi #hizashi yamada #kayama nemuri #nemuri yamada #iida tensei #tensei iida #mha headcanons #bnha headcannons #Rooftop Squad

[inkedintothepaper]

also a different version of my last post/au, sero was still trained/adopted by stendhal (stain when he was vigilante) but... doesn't know that his dad is stain somehow? So he goes to hosu and comes across iida who's fighting stain and just yells out 'DAD?!' and stain stops and is like 'fuck.' whilst iida is there freaking the fuck out because the father of his crush one of his classmates paralyzed his brother and he doesn't know how to feel about it.

and meanwhile sero is just so confused because his dad is a serial killer? like, sero agreed with his message (mostly, sero didn't like all might because of the sports festival) but why the fuck would his dad go after tensei iida, one of the best examples of a hero who was really a hero??? (turns out it was due to stain killing a bad hero and tensei found the scene and stepped in to save the person, stain respected him so he didn't kill him)

Stain is jut standing there like "uh. heyyyyy kid... so, uh, what are you doing here..?" and sero just starts yelling at him in spanish. at some point midoriya shows up and is just at the entrance to the alley like; 🧍‍♂️

iida is so conflicted on what to do cause on one hand, stain paralyzed his brother and is a villain who has killed a lot of people, but on the other hand, he kinda agrees with stains message a bit because yeah why havent people stopped the fucked up heroes? and on the OTHER other hand, this is his classmate's father..?

anyways the important thing is that stendhal adopted sero because younger sero made a web type thing in an alley to stay safe and stendhal accidentally got trapped and was like hey why is there a child and just kinda, adopted him. and stendhal was also a bit more emotionally stable and a bit less murdery in general during that time.

#seroiida #bnha au

[akatsukitrash]

No bc Itachi stans who think he’s the most powerful shinobi ever who could solo Madara are so annoying lmao dude’s literally one of the weakest Akatsuki members. Don’t believe it? Let’s compare him to the others’ feats and power :

Sasori : A genius who revolutionalized the whole field of puppeteering as a CHILD, poison expert, invented human puppets which make him able to use the jutsus and even elemental jutsus and kekkei genkais of the people he killed. In terms of power, he has 298 human puppets, the Sandaime Kazekage, and his own death trap of a body. He’s extremely intelligent and cunning, and his poison is almost impossible to find an antidote to. Only Sakura (and by proxy Tsunade) can make an antidote for it. A single scratch is enough to paralyze and then slowly kill the person for three days. He also has great chakra control as well as average to above average chakra supplies to be able to use Sandaime Kazekage’s jutsus. One scratch and Itachi is done. He can’t use Susanoo forever, and we know even perfect Susanoo can be broken, so his could potentially be broken with Kazekage’s jutsus. Sasori wins.

Deidara : a genius who invented a dojutsu out of spite at age 19 and wields the rare Bakuton kekkei genkai. Invented many highly dangerous and unique jutsus. Youngest Akatsuki member to join. Deidara’s very intelligent and strategic, and his bombs have the potential to break Itachi’s Susanoo. He’s also immune to genjutsu thanks to his eye. He was able to dodge two taijutsu experts (Rock Lee and Neji) while armless and exhausted with a kunai in his mouth, so Not-Taijutsu-Expert Itachi probably can’t land a blow on him esp if the dude just flies away on his bird. C4 can kill him since unlike Sasuke, he doesn’t have any Raiton jutsu. Deidara wins.

Kakuzu : nearly immortal. He fought Hashirama and survived to tell the tale (something Madara couldn’t do), and has a unique kinjutsu. Very intelligent, and insanely experienced, Itachi is basically an infant in comparison. Insane strength (his raw strength makes him able to beat up an inflated Choji, and he holds Ino and Choji above the ground with nothing but the strength of his WRISTS). With his Doton technique, his strength rises to the point where he can destroy buildings with a punch, and makes himself nearly invulnerable to all attacks (only a powerful Chidori can hit him, and again, Itachi doesn’t know how to use Raiton). He wields the 5 elements with the expertise of someone with affinity with each, can make himself 4 nearly invulnerable and unstoppable minions, has tendrils that can break the ground and stab ppl as well as heal his own wounds and other ppl’s, his speed is so high he can take by surprise Kakashi who was using Chidori AND Sharingan. If Tsunade destroyed Perfect Susanoo with a punch, Kakuzu can destroy Itachi’s manlet Susanoo with a punch. Kakuzu wins.

Hidan : the only man to ever be able to achieve immortality, a Jonin at a rather young age, and he was able to take on Yugito Nii, a perfect jinchuuriki (let’s not forget Itachi never fought a single jinchuuriki). Very fast, very very VERY agile, stamina is quite literally infinite, and unlike what he seems to be, he’s pretty smart and analytical in combat, he will not fall to genjutsu easily. A scratch is the end of the fight. He’s the only one who could possible lose to Itachi though due to his arrogance and lack of jutsus, but it’s very likely Itachi will choke on his own blood trying to keep up with Hidan’s acrobatics.

Nagato : I hate that I even have to mention him. He has the Rinnegan, period. Any jutsu Itachi throws at him, he can absorb. If he approaches him, he can Shinra Tensei him away. Susanoo? Good old Chibaku Tensei or some of his bombs. Fire jutsu? He’s a master of all five elements, so he can counter with Suiton. Insane stamina. Man started a peace organization at the age of 15 and fought his whole life for peace. Even for an Uzumaki, even for a wielder of Rinnegan, he was beyond talented, and he was able to handle having both eyes wiht a Rinnegan without going insane, ever since he was a child. Obito noted that he himself could barely bear having one Rinnegan. Nagato wins.

Konan : same feats as Nagato + running Ame and turning it from an active warzone into a powerful and secretive nation. She’s from an entirely civilian line, doesn’t have a single shinobi relative, probably never went to school and only had a pedophile for a trainer for 3 years, but she managed to create an entire arsenal of unique jutsus on her own at the age of 11. Smart and analytical. Almost completly invulnerable thanks to her origami + invulnerable to fire. She almost killed Obito on her own. Her chakra supplies are bigger than Itachi despite not being from a noble clan like him. Konan wins.

Obito : do i need to explain? He almost destroyed Konoha while fighting the Yellow Flash at age 14, extracted Kyuubi from a jinchuuriki in a few minutes and then summoned him into Konoha without even breaking a sweat. Helped Itachi kill the Uchiha clan bc Itachi is too weak for a bunch of sleeping people. Only two ppl managed to counter his Kamui : Konan and Kakashi. Obito wins.

Zetsu : probs can just possess Itachi and make him kill himself idk. He’s unkillable so he could also just wait around until Itachi drops from his ninja tuberculosis. He could be sealed with Itachi’s sword of Tetsuka tho. Like Hidan, it’s possible he could lose, but we’re talking about a plant with mommy issues, it’s not every impressive

Kisame : Itachi’s own comrade. Is everything the fandom thinks Itachi is. He’s the man who killed his own comrades so they wouldn’t be tortured horribly by Konoha, then found out his own sensei was a spy and had to kill him too. Despite his circumstances being way more understable and actually inescapable unlike Itachi’s, he was so torn up by the guilt that he lost all faith in the world. It also made him realize that the shinobi system is shit (smth Itachi’s smart ass never did) and he killed the Daimyo of the Land of Water and left Kiri. Dedicated his whole life to destroying the system and bringing peace. Obito called him the only person he trusts. Sadistic but also peace-loving which is a great combo. As far as power goes, we’re pitting a man who’s chakra supplies are so huge he was called the Tailless Tailed Beast against someone with less chakra than Sakura. Also very intelligent and knows how Itachi fights. Suiton expert who can counter any Fire jutsu, smart enough to avoid Genjutsu, and he can simply wait out or use one of his many incredibly powerful jutsus against Susanoo. Kisame wins without even spending a tenth of his chakra.

Also in terms of feats, Itachi invented no jutsu, improved no jutsu, wasn’t even as good in Genjutsu as Shisui or Kagami, and had ninja tuberculosis despite being from a clan of FIRE BREATHERS. His biggest achievement was committing genocide against ppl who most of them don’t even have the Sharingan and were asleep.

#anti itachi #akatsuki #itachi stans do not interact

[deusvervewrites]

Convergence Event: You know, if Stain bit Tensei during their fight then that would mean that the part of his body that got crippled is about to go through a complete, magical and possibly restorative overhaul.

I was picturing this Stain as preferring to bite and turn Heroes over his disabling strikes (expect on the ones he kills, those ones are, you know, dead). So he never actually paralyzed Tensei; biting him was the end goal.

That being said, Stain is still a physically powerful, fast werebeast with several swords, so his victims, including Tensei, do have to spend some time recovering from their injuries at the hospital.

#asks #convergence event au

[gentrychild]

Title ask game! "Legacies"

AU isn't the only transferable quirk in this AU, it's just the first one and the only one who can be transferred to people with a different quirk.

It's common for heroes family to have an emblematic quirk, often transferred either to the first child who has a compatible quirk or the child with the most potential.

It's also commonly admitted that the quirk isn't the only thing transferred and that people kinda change a little after getting one of those special quirks.

(Tenya was never supposed to get the Ingenium quirk but Stain paralyzing Tensei forced it upon him.)

(Touya was supposed to receive Hellfire but Shouto then became the heir.)

#fic title game #closed ask game

[itsupermanti]

My Hero Superman AU; Reign of the Multiversal Supermen by @itsupermanti, Part 1(Prologue) Superman; Man of Steel

(Artwork by SkrubPhace on Deviantart)

We open up with a clear view of the Musutafu skyline in Japan.

Superman(voice over): My name is Hisashi Midoriya, I was born Kal-El on the planet Krypton.

A man in a red and blue costume wearing a cape with a golden “S” symbol on it is seen flying amongst the buildings in the city. This is Hisashi Midoriya, Kal-El of Krypton.

Superman(voiceover): I was sent to Earth as an infant by my birth parents, Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van to save me from Krypton’s destruction. I was adopted by Josuke and Chiyo Shuzenji, who raised and loved me as there own son.

Superman(voiceover, as a thug uses their quirk to set a building on fire while fighting the pro hero Deatharms): They taught me right from wrong, and that EVERYONE mattered. Even when it became apparent that I was different from everyone else. That I was stronger.

Superman(voiceover, as he flies in and puts out the fire with his ice-breath): More POWERFUL than everyone else. After learning of my origin, I realized that I could help others, show them a better way.

Superman(voiceover, while subduing the thug with his super speed): I could lead by example.

Superman(voiceover, as the police place quirk dampening cuffs on the thug and crowd of civilians and news reporters swarm him): Instead of showing everyone what someone as powerful as me COULD do…

Superman(voiceover, as he smiles warmly at everyone): I show them what someone as powerful as me SHOULD do.

Superman(voiceover, as he slowly starts floating into the sky as he tells everyone to have a great day, with Deatharms glaring at him for showing him up as a vigilante): This is why I stand as Earth’s Champion, why I’m the one that people chose to call…

Superman(voiceover, as he is shown flying towards UA): SUPERMAN, MAN OF STEEL, the Symbol of Hope.

Hisashi is seen flying over the gates of UA, with many students crowding at the windows and looking up from their places in various the training grounds, trying to get a clear look of him as he flies by.

He approaches one of the more heavily reinforced training gyms before setting down, and walking in. As he enters, we see that the gym is currently in use both two people, both moving so fast they only appear as blurs to normal with, albeit one of the blurs is also leaving behind trails of lightning.

The two blurs stop to reveal themselves as two grown men.

Superman(voiceover, as the first of the two men is shown): Toshinori Yagi, known to the public as All Might. He was Nana Shimura’s other protege, the one she didn’t tell about her connection to me. He was the one who inherited the quirk One for All from her. When I retired, he assumed the role I used to have. A symbol of peace, unfortunately peace doesn’t always last…He was gravely injured in a fight against All for One, and lost a large portion of his stomach.

Superman(continuing his voiceover, as he turn to the other man): Tensei Iida, he’s an old friend of mine, he worked alongside me, Inko, Enji, and Haruto, among others to protect people from secret threats that were too big for a group of normal Pros to handle themselves, no matter how powerful their quirks were. His family’s engines allow him to tap into a pocket dimension he discovered called the speedforce. Normally the engines in his body allows him to run as fast as a racecar, but with the speedforce, he could outrun light itself, and vibrate his body at various frequencies to pull off a lot of things. When I retired, he lost his speedforce connection and assumed the family name of Ingenium. He got injured while confronting the Hero Killer, Stain. He’s experience helped him come close to stopping him, but Stain used his quirk on Tensei and nearly killed him, leaving him paralyzed.

Superman(as he walks over to them): These two men were both injured to the point that they normally would’ve never been able to help others ever again. That is, if I didn’t help them.

Superman(speaking out loud): I see that you two have recovered alright.

All Might(turns to him): That is correct!

All Might(voiceover as a flashback is shown of him being operated on using Kryptonian technology): Thanks to your alien technology, Recovery Girl was able to replace nearly my entire missing stomach!

Tensei(speeding next to Hisashi in a blur of lightning): And thanks to that “Speed Formula” Jor-El came up with, I was able to restore my Speedforce connection.

(Flashback)

Tensei is shown sitting in a wheelchair, with he old teammates, Hisashi, Inko, Enji, and Haruto standing behind him alongside his younger brother Tenya, for support as he begins to recite the “Speed Formula” he was given.

Tensei(flashback): 3X2(9YZ)4A!

Tensei is then seen being struck by lightning, causing his Tenya to begin panicking, only for a blur to run out of the clearing smoke. It is shown that the ruined wheelchair was the only thing left. The blur stops in front of Tenya, revealing itself to be Tensei, who has regained the use of his legs thanks to the Speedforce’s gift of speed healing.

(Flashback end)

Tensei(excited): Not only have I regained the use of my legs, but I regained ALL of my old abilities!

Hisashi(smiling at his old friend): You just gave yourself a mental block after my “death”, you limited your ability to use the speedforce. My father was able to create the Speed Formula after we ran a scan on Tenya while he was running. The formula only acted as an amplifier for your connection, allowing you to heal.

Tensei(shocked): You mean?

Hisashi(nods his head): You never lost your Speedforce connection, you just thought you did, but your engines kept you connected to it, even Tenya could learn to access it.

Tensei(smirking): Well regardless…

Tensei pulls out a golden ring with a lightning bolt symbol on it, and press a hidden button on it. A red and gold costume pops out of it. Tensei grabs the costume and became a red and gold blur of lightning as he puts it on at superspeed.

Flash(wearing the Injustice Flash costume, with special slots for the engines on his arms): The Flash lives again!

Toshinori(shrinking down, but looking much bigger and healthier than before, matching Hisashi’s own physique): And I can now properly maintain my muscle form!

Hisashi(turning to Toshinori): My father figured that your “Muscle Form” is the result of a Meta Gene activating in your body as a way to allow you to safely use One for All.

Hisashi(as a figure is seen walking up behind him): Your Meta Gene allowed your body to safely adapt to One for All’s energy, and now you can assume that form whenever you’d like, regardless of the fact you don’t have access to One for All’s stockpiled energy anymore.

???(talking up from behind Hisashi): Which is perfect.

Three men turn around to see a lanky, scrawny man wearing a suit and glasses, with dark green hair that has a yellow streak along his bangs. This is Toshinori’s former sidekick, Sir Nighteye, and he appears to be glaring at the Man of Steel and the Fastest Man Alive.

Superman pinched his nose and suppresses a groan as Nighteye approaches, already having an idea of what the man will say.

Nighteye(maintaining his glare on Superman): Japan needs All Might, especially now that YOU and your friends have caused new stronger threats to emerge.

Toshinori(trying to reason with the pro): Mirai please. According to Endeavor, these new threats have always been here.

Toshinori(gesturing to Superman and Flash): They simply kept them hidden from the public to prevent mass panic.

Nighteye(still glaring at Superman): Then why didn’t he decide to share his technology with the world? We could’ve healed you sooner, then you wouldn’t have had to pass on One for All!

Nighteye: Hell, we could’ve killed All for One already!

Superman(glaring right back): WE don’t kill.

Nighteye(taken aback): Excuse me? But this is the real world! Sacrifices have to be made!

Superman(maintaining his glare): My team and I only resort to ending a life as an absolutely last resort. We always try to find ways to subdue and contain a threat first.

Nighteye(glaring right back): Then why not work WITH the Hero commission? Think of how much more you cou-

Superman(interrupting him): And have them treat us like weapons? Face it, you’re just another soldier in their ever growing army! Toshinori’s different, he’ll save as many lives as he can or die trying.

Nighteye(getting frustrated, and shrugging off Toshinori when he placed his hand on his shoulder): LIKE YOUR SON?!?! HE NEARLY RUINED MY INVESTIGATION OF THE EIGHT PRECEPTS BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO LET ME ASK QUESTIONS TO THE GIRL!!!

Superman(eyes glowing): THAT “GIRL” IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER!!! AND YOU WANTED TO INTERROGATE HER OVER HER TRAUMATIC PAST, A PAST WE HELPED HER MOVE ON FROM!!!

Nighteye: YOU ALL NEARLY RUINED MY MOVE AGAINST OVERHAUL!!!

Flash(speaking up): YOU NEARLY DIED AGAINST HIM!!! INKO AND SUPERBOY SAVED YOU WHEN THEY CONFRONTED CHISAKI FOR WHAT HE DID TO AN INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL!!!

Nighteye was about lash out on the speedster as well, until a voice spoke up from behind them.

Nezu(from his place on Inko’s shoulder): I suggest you take your leave, Sasaki, NOW. Or do you really WANT young Eri’s family to make you wish for death?

Wonder Woman glares at Nighteye for everything he said to her husband, ESPECIALLY concerning Eri, with lightning coursing in her eyes.

Nighteye(turns and starts leaving, and glares at them over his shoulder): Fine, side with the alien vigilante! Just don’t expect me to EVER help him!

Toshinori(turning to the couple): I’m sorry about him, he gets stubborn whenever he’s proven wrong. Especially since he learned that Young Eri is able to use One for All better than any other user before her.

Wonder Woman(turning to him with her eyes back to normal): You don’t need to apologize for him, he’ll see he’s wrong, eventually…

Flash(addressing Nezu): Did you need anything sir?

Nezu: Why yes actually! Please, follow us.

———

The heroes and principal arrive at a UA testing ground that appears to contain various odd looking pieces of technology being inspected by specialists. Upon a closer look, Flash realizes that they are familiar with this technology.

Tensei(worried): This is Intergang’s Apokoliptian tech! What’s it doing here?

One of the detectives overseeing the inspections hear this, and begins walking over, revealing themselves as Detective Naomasa Tsukauchi, aka True Man, All Night’s trusted friend in the police force.

Naomasa(explaining): We confiscated all this during a joint raid on an Intergang base with assistance from Green Lantern and Endea-sorry, Batman’s help.

Naomasa(gesturing to all the tech): Enji instructed us not to take any of this to the Commission, so we brought it here to be analyzed and catalogued before Haruto would transport it off planet to Oa.

Naomasa(scratching the back of his head over the last bit of his statement): I’m still processing the fact that a well known vigilante has actually been a space cop this entire time.

Toshinori(raising an eyebrow): Then why did Nezu come get us?

Another detective walks up to them, slowly changing shape until they had green skin, And red eyes, with a blue and red costume. This is the Detective John Jotaro/J’onn J’onzz, the Martian Manhunter.

J’onn: I was the one who sent for you.

Hisashi(offering his hand): It’s good to see you again J’onn

J’onn(shaking his hand and accepting a hug from Inko): Likewise, but I called for you because we are best suited to handle this any situation that may arise during this inspection.

Tensei(curious): Then where are Haruto and Enji?

J’onn: They are currently on their way to retrieve Orin so we can have the whole League on-site.

Inko(smiling): This might be the first time the whole League will be together for a mission since Hisashi and I retired.

Toshinori(confused alongside Naomasa): Who’s Orin, and what do you mean by the “League”?

Tensei(turns to them while pulling his cowl off with a smile): Whenever we would all meet up and work together, we all agreed that if anyone ever saw us working together, we would introduce ourselves as the Justice League.

Nezu(grinning): You paid homage to the Justice Society!

Hisashi(smiling): Yes, they were my inspiration growing up. I knew that I was powerful, but I recognized that I still had limits and after a talk with Nana, she inspired me to put together a team, so that we can help each other with threats none of us could handle alone.

Inko(continuing): We each have our specialty in the group, with a unique background. Orin is Aquaman, the King of Atlantis.

Naomasa+Toshinori(shocked): ATLANTIS IS REAL?!?!

Their shouts stun some of the detectives and specialists as they’re working, making them stop to process what they just heard. They then decide to keep working and deal with that information later.

Nezu(claps his hands together): How exciting! To think that such an ancient civilization still exists to this day!

Eraserhead(walks onto the field with Class 1-A, confused by all the equipment): What the hell is going on here?

Eraserhead(looking around): We were going to hold some training exercises here! What is all this stuff?!

Powerloader(walking up while pushing a cart full of teach): This is alien tech confiscated from an Intergang base, we’re analyzing and cataloging everything before Green Lantern takes it off world.

Powerloader(looking at the rest of the tech): I’d stay away from here, we’re still not sure what everything here does yet.

Shinso(wearing his new archer gear as Green Arrow, mumbling to himself): Of course it’s alien tech…

Momo+Midoriya Siblings: Hey, we resent that!

Nezu(hopping into Eraserhead’s scarf): Actually, the class can help make the process go along much faster!

Nezu(addressing the class): As a hero, you could all find yourselves helping perform tasks such as this in order to help minimize possible risks.

Superman(voiceover as the class and Justice League members present begin helping catalog the alien tech): Everything seemed to be going well at first.

Superman(voiceover as Izuku and Eri are shown lifting large crates while being guided by Ochaco into a stack of tech ready to be transported): Nothing out of the ordinary…

Superman(as Shouto and Momo are seen performing scans on some of the tech while Kota makes a list of them): Everything was going along smoothly…

Superman(as the rest of the class are seen helping the researchers present): We should have known that something bad was going to happen.

Superman(as Bakugo was shown picking up a device, only for it to zap him): Especially with Katsuki involved in hero training that ISN’T combat training…

Bakugo(screaming in pain): DAMNIT!!!

Bakugo(looking down at the device, before throwing it down): STUPID PIECE OF ALIEN TECH!!!

Powerloader(trying to stop him): WAIT, DON’T!!!

However as soon as the device hits the ground it begins sparking, before it begins pulsing and producing a booming sound!

Naomasa(concerned): What’s happening?!

Manhunter(explaining): That’s a motherbox! Haruto said that it got hit and damaged during the raid!

Powerloader(turning to Bakugo): Why would you throw a piece of malfunctioning alien tech unto the ground?!

Bakugo(annoyed): Stupid thing’s probably won’t even work any-

Bakugo is caught off as the motherbox shoots beams into the sky across the city that begin expanding into portals.

Bakugo(with everyone staring at him for being an idiot): -way?

All Might(assuming his muscle form): What’s it doing?

Flash(putting his cowl back on): It’s opening boom tubes!

Wonder Woman(summoning her sword and shield): Get ready for anything!

As the portals stabilize, human looking figures can be seen coming out of each. They each appeared to be wearing a costume of some kind with cape. They’re all also hovering in the air after they exit their respective portals.

But the most discerning feature to note, is that many of them appear to have glowing red eyes.

A muscular man with white hair, wearing a red and white costume with no sleeves and metal bracers coming out of the portal above the city outskirts: What the hell just happened?!

A man in a red and white costume with graying hair and a mustache, a symbol that looks like an “O” in downtown Musutafu: Where are we?!

A teenager wearing a black, yellow and blue costume that came with the previous man: I don’t know dad!

A child sized figure wearing a demonic looking mask with a red cape, above the rural parts of the city: I’LL TAKE THIS WORLD!!!

A blonde man wearing a red and blue costume, with eagle shaped shoulder pads and a cape that looks like the American flag, above the Musutafu News’ Building: WHAT THE F*#^?!?!

A muscular old man with long gray hair, coming out on Dagobah beach, catching his breath: What did you do, Brandon?

A young man with brown hair, wearing a a blue and silver costume with a red cape, hovering over the mountains near the city: You can’t get away that easily father, we were meant to be gods!

A man with black hair and curl on his front bang, wearing a red and blue costume with a “U” symbol on his chest, addressing the group that came with him, in the remains of what used to be the League of Villains’ bar: Another world for us to conquer, let’s wait and see who stands in our way before proceeding, shall we?

A blond man wearing a black and yellow costume, with a blue cape and a yellow glowing “S” on his belt, putting his hands up to keep a group of people away from him with a scared look on his face: Stay away from me! I don’t want to hurt anyone!

A familiar looking teenager wearing a black and red costume with silver lining, with a red cape, and a familiar “S” shield and a grin on his face, in the forest surrounding the city, seeing all the people come out of the portals using his powers: This should be fun…

And lastly at the portal at the UA testing ground;

A blonde man wearing a red and black costume with an odd three pointed silver symbol on his chest, looking down on them: Who are you people?

His eyes start glowing: IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK TO IMPRISON ME?!?!?!

Superman(hovering in front of him): Just calm sir.

Superman(holding his hands out in a calming manner): Just tell us who you are, and we can help you.

Mystery Man(glaring at him): I’M THE PLUTONIAN!!!

Plutonian(shooting his beams at Hisashi): NOW WHY DON’T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!?!

The beam seemingly hits Hisashi right in his face. The now named Plutonian keeps firing his beam, expecting the man in front of him to start burning, only for his beam to be pushed back by Superman’s own. The Plutonian’s eyes widen at seeing someone with his abilities, before he is tackled out the air by All Might, Shazam, and Supergirl.

Plutonian(getting madder): GET OFF OF ME!!!

He throws them off of him before he gets pushed into a wall by the Flash.

Flash(charging the Speedforce into the engines on his arms as they dispel huge bursts of flames with lightning): SPEEDFORCE BLITZ!!!

Tensei then begins delivering a flurry of punches much faster than what All Might could ever hope to accomplish in his prime. He then delivers a final punch strong enough to punch the man through the wall.

Wonder Woman(addressing the students and Eraserhead): Get everyone to safety, we’ll try and contain him!

As the students start getting all the specialists and detectives to safety, the Plutonian charges back through the hole he was punched through and attempts to grab Tensei by the neck, only for him to phase through his hand and disappear in a flash of lightning, helping evacuate the training ground, as the security alarms start going off.

The Plutonian is then slashed by Inko’s sword, resulting in him bleeding from a wound on his chest, making his eyes widen.

Plutonian(shocked): You actually hurt me?!

Plutonian(telekinetically pushing everyone back): NO ONE HURTS ME!!!

As he is pushing back the heavy hitters, he fails to notice an arrow flying towards his face until it explodes and releases a burst of sticky goop on his eyes distracting him.

Plutonian(trying to pull the goop off of his eyes): ARGH!!!

Green Arrow(notching another arrow): This was definitely a better motif to go with.

Batman(pulling out batarangs along with Robin): GET HIM!!!

Superboy, Supergirl and Uravity tackle Plutonian as he manages to get the goop out of his eyes, forcing him to the ground using their combined telekinesis’ and gravity manipulation to force him down.

Supergirl(eyes glowing): JUST STAY DOWN!!!

Superman(charging in to help keep him down along with Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter): Keep him down!

Superboy(feeling a force building up against their own): Wait, STAY BACK!!!

Superboy(reinforcing Ochaco’s defense with his telekinesis): HE’S TELEKINETIC!!!

However his warning comes to late, and the enraged Plutonian manages to send the two parents and their daughter flying off him, sending Ochaco through a wall, Eri into a container of Intergang tech, and Izuku straight up into space.

Superman(voiceover as Denki goes rushing in): Who is this guy?!

Superman(voiceover as Shazam and Troy start raining down blows with magical lightning and enchanted weapons): His powers are similar to a Kryptonian’s, but according to Izuku their telekinetic.

Superman(voiceover as he flies in to land a punch after Denki and Mina were pushed back): And his symbol doesn’t match any Kryptonian family.

Superman(voiceover as he grabs the Plutonian, keeping him in place): So WHERE did he come from?!

As Superman struggles to keep his opponent in place, he suddenly loses his hold as Plutonian was hit by one of the empty containers that was telekinetically thrown by Supergirl.

Plutonian(realization dawning on him as he glares at Eri): You’re just like me!

Supergirl: Yeah, but I have backup!

Plutonian suddenly finds himself struck by batarangs that attach to him before emitting sonic blasts, disorienting him and making him fall to the ground.

Robin(pulling out more batarangs and asking Batman and Green Arrow): Think that got him?

Green Arrow(with his bow ready, seeing Plutonian rises from the crater he made): You just had to jinx it kid!

Before the Plutonian could take another step, he was suddenly crushed a green construct of a cargo boat by Green Lantern.

Green Lantern(picking them up in a green bubble): GIVE HIM EVERYTHING!!!

As soon as the Plutonian breaks the construct boat, he is immediately hit with a rapid assault of punches by Manhunter, Flash and All Might and is then struck by lightning by Shazam and is forced to stay in place as gravity is increased on him by Uravity as Supergirl, Troy and Wonder Woman fly straight at him.

Supergirl+Troy+Wonder Woman(as they all deliver a punch together): PRINCESS IMPACT!!!

The combined punch is strong enough to send the Plutonian flying out of UA completely and into Musutafu.

Superman(hovering into the air): We have to make sure he doesn’t hurt anymore people!

Hisashi takes off after the Plutonian, while on the shores of Dagobah Beach, a green watercraft emerges, before fading away to reveal Haruto Yaoyozoru, the Green Lantern, King Orin of Atlantis, the Aquaman, and Enji Todoroki, the Batman.

Batman(wearing a red and black batsuit, think “Justice League 3000” Batman, stepping unto the beach): Thanks for coming back Orin.

Green Lantern: Yeah, it just wouldn’t feel right without the entire League being back.

Aquaman(addressing his old friends): No need, it was getting boring without any action anyway.

As they walk on the beach heading towards the waterfront, they spot the injured man in a cape that had come out of one of the portals earlier, they run over to check on him.

Aquaman(kneeling down to check on the man): Sir, what happened to you?!

Old Man(slowly catching his breath): My son, he’s being manipulated! Him and a group of other heroes tried to kill me!

Old Man(looking down): All because I ignored my brother’s ramblings that we could be gods.

The group of four then hear a sonic boom as an object is seen being sent into orbit.

Green Lantern(looking at the object): What was that?!

Batman(getting serious): Not sure, but whatever it is, it came from UA.

They then here another sonic boom, and the old man tries to get back up, only to fall down unto his knees.

Old Man(trying to force himself back up): That must be Brandon! I have to stop him!

Aquaman(catching the man as he starts to fall over): Go check it out, I’ll keep an eye on him.

As his two friends leave to investigate, Orin turns back to the old man.

Aquaman: Do you have a name I can call you?

Old Man(confused): You don’t know who I am?

Aquaman(raising an eyebrow): Should I?

Old Man: I’m the Utopian.

Aquaman(confused): Who?

Meanwhile, within Earth’s upper atmosphere, Izuku manages to catch and stop himself from the knock back of Plutonian’s telekinetic push.

Superboy(shaking his head to clear it): Okay, so he’s a strong telekinetic…

Superboy(eyes glowing with power): But I’m a stronger one.

Izuku then rockets back down to earth, igniting as he re enters the atmosphere, at around Mach 7.

The Plutonian is seen having crash landed in the middle of Downtown Musutafu. He recovers quickly, and with a roar of anger, he pushes aside the debris of the crater he landed in, only to be called out by a young voice.

???:Hey!

The Plutonian turns around to be greeted by the sight of a teenager in a yellow, blue and black costume, wearing a mask and what appears to be an “i” on his chest, hovering before him.

Plutonian(eyes glowing): AND WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?!?!

???: I’m Invincible!

Invincible(flying straight at the Plutonian): And I’m stopping-

However, before Invincible is able to land a hit, a red, and blue blur shoots down from the sky and nails the Plutonian into the ground!

Superman(pushing Plutonian down): Remember me?

Superman(turns to Invincible): I suggest you leave son, this man is out of your league!

Invincible(confused): Who are you?!

Superman(smiling): A friend.

???: Is that so?

A red and white blur then flies straight at Hisashi and pushes him off the Plutonian.

???(stopping in the air to reveal the man with graying hair that was with Mark earlier): Any chance YOU were the one that brought us here?

Invincible(shocked): Dad, what are you doing?!

Omniman(turning to his son): Getting some answers!

As Hisashi recovers, he is suddenly hit by a beam of heat vision that barely even affects him. Looking up he sees a blond man with an American flag cape looking at him stunned.

Homelander: WHAT THE F*#^?!?!?! HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THAT?!?!

Hisashi then picks up an object flying straight for him and uses his superspeed to dodge aside, avoiding the demonic looking child.

Superman(voiceover): Another one?! Who are these people?

Superman(voiceover, as he spots the approaching Omniman): They must of come through the portals as well!

Superman(raising his hands in a calming manner): Listen, there was an accident with a piece of alien tech, it opened portals across the city and pulled you all through.

Superman: If you all just calm down, we can help you get back to where you came from.

Homelander(eyes glowing with anger): NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT THE F*#% TO DO!!!

Brightburn(eyes glowing with a growl): TAKE THE WORLD!!!

Omniman(glaring at him): And why should we listen to you?!

The Plutonian then fully recovers and heads straight for Superman, only to be intercepted by a red and blue blur coming straight from the sky crashing down on him!

Superboy(eyes and hands glowing with telekinetic power): Stand down, NOW!!!

Plutonian(pushing Izuku off of him): Make me kid!

(Cue “One Hundred Percent” by Brandon Yates)

As Superboy does battle with the Plutonian, Homelander and Brightburn charge at Superman, with Invincible scolding his father.

Invincible(scolding his father): I told you, even though you’re from earlier in our timeline, I won’t just let you pick fights with people!

Omniman(annoyed): I’m just trying to get us some answers!

Invincible(throwing his hands in the air): Fine! Go get them, see how well that goes for you!

As Omniman joins in fight against Superman, All Might arrives alongside Wonder Woman, Shazam, Supergirl, Troy and Uravity along with the Flash, as they begin getting everyone to safety as a News Helicopter begins reporting the mayhem.

Meanwhile, Elsewhere;

A man with orange red hair(who happens to look A LOT like Dr Doofensmirtz) is watching the News report and sees the battle that is occurring. This is the Quirk supremest, Re-Destro.

New Reporter(on-screen): We can see Superman and most of the Justice League engaging these mystery men, with assistance from heroes-in-training Superboy, Uravity, Shazam, Troy, and the third Green Lantern as well as All Might and the young controversial Supergirl.

News Reporter(as Re-Destro begins making a call): This battle can only be described as a “Clash between Supermen”.

Re-Destro(as soon as his call is answered): Activate him.

Re-Destro(as a man with mechanical parts connected to cables is shown, wearing the symbol of Superman on his chest): Its time our TRUE leader made a comeback!

As soon as the order is given, the man opens his eyes to reveal a menacing red glow.

Meanwhile, Batman and Green Lantern are seen approaching downtown when they spot a red and yellow blur passing by them and leaving civilians behind. The blur then stops to reveal Tensei who spots them approaching him.

Batman(with a serious tone): What’s the situation?

Flash(setting a civilian down): A motherbox malfunctioned and opened portals across the city.

Flash(continuing): Some guys came out of them and they have powers similar to Hisashi’s.

Flash(turning towards the sounds of destruction): We don’t know how many came through.

Green Lantern(landing next to them): I think we ran into one of them on the beach, Orin stayed behind to keep an eye on him.

Batman(turning to Haruto): Go help them protect civilians from getting caught in the crossfire!

As Green Lantern is about to take off towards the battle, the noise of a loud, powerful engine is heard heading towards them, making him pause.

They turns towards the noise and see a jet black sports car, reminiscent of a 2022 Chevy Corvette C8 with a bat emblem on its hood, speed past them.

Flash(confused): Was that a Batmobile?!

Batman(concerned): That was Shouto’s!

Batman(pressing a button on his gauntlet): It’s not equipped to deal with Kryptonians, get going Haruto! I’ll be there as fast as I can!

As Green Lantern flies off, Izuku is seen punching the Plutonian across the face hard enough to make the windows around them shatter from the force.

Plutonian attempts to blast Izuku with his heat vision, only for the beam to seemingly stop in midair, before being caught off all together!

Plutonian(shocked): WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Superboy(punching him across the face): You’re telekinetic…

Superboy(smirking as his eyes glow): But I’m better at using mine.

The Plutonian recoils from the last punch thrown and feels something over his lips. He touches his lip and when he brings his hand away, he sees blood on it. His eyes widen as he realizes that his nose is bleeding from the last punch across the face!

Plutonian(stunned): How?

Superboy: My telekinesis can overpower yours.

Superboy(catching his punch, resulting in the windows around them to shatter): I simply pushed through your personal field, AND RIPPED IT APART!!!

Superboy(pulling him closer and putting him in a full-Nelson hold): I’M ENDING THIS, NOW!!!

Izuku then flies up into the sky fast enough to push back the other fighters around him. His take off pushed Homelander away from Mina and All Might, Brightburn away from Eri and Ochaco, Invincible away from Denki, and Omniman away from Hisashi and Inko. They all look up at Izuku as he carries Plutonian up into the air, before firing his heat vision as hot as he can, causing his Solar energy to begin to pour out of his body.

Plutonian(panicking as he feels himself start to fall apart): WAIT, NO!!! STOP!!! I DON’T WANT THIS!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!

Superboy(looking like a human star): SUPER FLARE!!!

Izuku lights up and explodes like a miniature supernova, nearly blinding most of the people looking at him.

(End song)

Uravity(seeing her boyfriend seemingly explode): IZUKU!!!

Supergirl(punching Brightburn back and flying up to her father): DAD!!!

The batmobile drifts to a stop, with Shouto and Kota stepping out to see the results of Izuku’s super move as the two Green Lanterns arrive.

Robin(spotting something falling from the sky): Is that him?

Batman(taking a closer look): No it’s not.

The object lands in front of the batmobile, revealing it to be a probe of alien origin, with deep scorch marks, leading them to realize just what it was.

Green Lantern(scanning the probe): This probe is like nothing in this universe!

Green Lantern(looking at her father): So you’re saying he was a probe the entire time?

Green Lantern(standing up): He probably developed his own consciousness and reformatted himself into a humanoid form.

Uravity(running up while looking up): But where’s Izuku?!

Supergirl then lands besides them, supporting her father as they touch down. Izuku’s hair and eyes have turned into their natural green color due to jettisoning his store of solar energy.

Homelander(recovering from the show of power he just witnessed): Impossible…I’M SUPPOST TO BE THE STRONGEST!!!

However before Homelander can go charging at the depowered Izuku, a ringing sound begins emitting from all the screens around them, making everyone clutch their ears in pain, before the sound stops and the screens go blank. And an ominous robotic voice is heard from the screens as a words begin appearing.

Voice(echoing and coming from all of the screen displaying what is being said): So-so-so-so-so-so…

Voice(stops echoing): WhAt CaN yOu Do?!

Before anyone can question what is happening, an red, blue, and black blur crashes down from the sky, kicking up a large cloud of dirt as it creates a large impact crater where it landed.

Superman(voiceover): I should’ve known these strange visitors wouldn’t be our only problem…

The smoke clears to reveal a man who resembles Re-Destro, but with cybernetic parts and red and blue armor plating with a chest piece that bares the symbol of the house of El(think New 52 Cyborg Superman/Zor-El).

Superman(voiceover): What did Rikiya do?!

???: Now THIS is truly interesting!

Everyone turns towards this new voice, and are shocked to see another Izuku, wearing a red, black and silver costume(GodFall armor), hovering down.

Izuku?(grinning): Pardon my intrusion…

Izuku?(eyes glowing): But is there room for some “Superboys” in this dance?

As he finishes his question, what appears to be an army of Izuku and Denki look-a-likes begin descending from the sky.

Cyborg Superman(grinning as well): Perfect, this will be the greatest test of my new power!

Cyborg Superman(eyes glowing): The world shall know of the rebirth of Destro!

Superman(voiceover, as the army of Superboys and the Cyborg Superman approach): Things just got a whole lot worse…

To Be Continued…

Stay tuned for Part 2, Superboy; Teen of Steel!

#my hero superman au #my hero academia #dc comics #izuku midoriya #hisashi midoriya #eri (bnha) #inko midoriya #ochaco uraraka #hisashi x inko #izuocha #izuku x ochaco #eriizuocha #denki kaminari #kamijirou #mina ashido #kirimina #todomomo #dc superman #dc justice league #cyborg superman #crossover #multiverse #homelander #omni man #brightburn #irredeemable #jupiter’s legacy #supreme #homelander sucks!!! #the sentry

[barid-bel-medar]

ik Tensei being put on probation isn't going to deter Stain - with him being a judge-jury-executioner style serial killer who targets those he personally disproves of, it's obvious that probation isn't going to satisfy him - but how would that affect Stain?

would he feel less urgent bc he knows that with all the eyes on him, Ingenium won't be able to fuck up so easily again, so he has plenty of time? would he be angry at the light punishment? would it be more difficult for him to get to Tensei <em>because</em> he has more eyes on him?

Nah, Ingenium here is his first and primary target in Hosu. Tensei is still doing his patrols and while there's certainly more eyes on him, that doesn't necessarily help. After all, Stain doesn't seem to care if he has to go through other people to get the target he wants (remember, he's just fine fighting Izuku and Shouto if it means killing Native and either paralyzing or killing Tenya). He also doesn't really care that Tensei is already being punished, as far as he's concerned it's not a super strong one.

Here it actually more becomes a question of if Stain would use lethal force on Tensei, unlike in canon and on that I'm undecided.

#think before you speak

[furinana]

When I was playing the iOS version of SMT1, nobody could drink. If you tried, there was an extra line of dialogue where the bartender says something like, "Aren't you a little young?" and gives you juice instead. I don't know if it's just an international release thing, if it was added in the GBA or PSX port, or what. Felt a bit like they were trying to weasel out of a 'representing minors consuming alcohol' offense.

I always thought the Heroine was in her twenties by the present, but since she's the rebel leader and everyone's after her, she never shows anyone her ID.

Enforcing drinking laws might have made sense in the present, but after Tokyo is destroyed, why do the bartenders care? And how would they know that these random travelers are under twenty, if IDs aren't produced anymore?

I think it makes more sense if nobody cared about underage drinking laws by the time you reach bars. If memory serves, Kichijoji only has a cafe, and you only get bars once you reach Shinjuku. By then, things have gotten so bad that bars might start selling to anyone who can pay.

But really, we all know that if anyone's irresponsible, it's the bars of SMT2, for serving alcohol to two-year-old Aleph.

Hah I was very much suspecting it was a retcon. And that's because MT2/SMT2 already had an euphemism for beer which was Magical Fizz. 

So I'm guessing they gave up on trying to be subtle and removed the lore of the protagonist having alcohol altogether for later rereleases? So teenager drinking bad but using guns and killing people still good?

Anyway since we’re at it, let’s compare the 8/16-bit era of mainline games chronologically on the drinking aspect:

In the SNES version of Megami Tensei, while they don’t specify what kind of drink you’re having, from Nakajima’s reaction it seemed very satisfying. The name of the shop is even “Poison Bar”, for goodness’s sake. 

That being said, considering the game is a completely different (and far simpler) take on the story from the original novel, we can easily label Nakajima doing underage drinking and frickin gambling in the Underworld as non-canon. 

ACTUALLY, I skimmed through its NES version and I don’t think any of those features were supposed to exist in the first place. Which means MT2 was where bars started being a thing:

NES and SNES for comparison. Yeah, the exact same English words are written in the Japanese text for the drinks. You know, something I can’t help but get awfully curious for is that while in later SNES titles the main character freely drinks liquor, in the game where this feature made its debut he’s literally the one who can’t have it.

No booze allowed for the MT2 protagonist. Only soft drinks. Even though both of his partners can have beer. It’s never commented why. If there are age differences, it’s not apparent. And they live in devastated version of Tokyo so rules would be far more lax.

It’s funny because this is the same game where the protagonist can go to a drugstore to get high from herbal medicine. Yeah you read it right.

And he can keep going for a LONG time.

...and overdose to the point of falling on the floor paralyzed and unable to do anything, much to the heroine’s chagrin.

On that note, there’s a single instance in the entire game where the MC finally is offered actual liquor. From... a guy that was Satan's disguise.

Paralyzed AGAIN, Takuma? And imagine getting roofied by goddamn Satan. 

Maybe the reason bartenders don’t serve him specifically is because people that are familiar with him know he’s a danger to himself. Considering that [redacted] happens in a point of the game... yeah. You better stop and just fucking listen to what Asuka says to you, boy.

SMT1 is where the protagonist finally can join the fun with his companions. Everyone drinks the same thing. Equality baby! And no euphemisms!

They could drink in bars both when Tokyo was normal and after it got destroyed by the missiles, so I don’t think the excuse of “oh, the apocalypse made people stop caring” work, at least with the same weight as in MT2.

...AND THEN the sequel brought Magical Fizz back. Probably because SMT2 took cues from MT2 and/or they thought the word was still hilarious (I also do, ngl).

This little dialogue of the barman not letting you drink any more doesn’t show up in other games with the bar feature. Makes you wonder if Aleph is a lightweight since [redacted] or if other bartenders are just... irresponsible as fuck. And yes I’m also counting you on this, crazy MT2 drugstore girl.

One of the big highlights of SMT2 is getting Aleph shitfaced so he can temporarily get enough MAG to win the dance contest. Look at this madlad. Aleph must be great at parties.

You know which other infamous drink makes a comeback?

SUPER MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK

Fairly enough, it’s exclusive to the Center’s bar. You know... the place where the Law side is located. No sinning next to angels, Aleph.

SMT:If is the game where some surprise factor indeed reaches the player since it happens inside a high school (and yet somehow our first-year protagonists can have liquor bottles stored in their pocket to either offer to demons or chug them down themselves). 

Let’s be honest, this would be an unusual thing to keep around even for adult staff! It’s a school goddamnit. Unless they got it somewhere else like... perhaps the Underworld since Hazama connected both places together.

Actually, such “is this allowed?” age aspect is even commented by a NPC but for the gambling feature:

Considering the type of people you partner up with in SMT:If (and subsenquently the P1/P2 cast to some degree), the protagonists displaying delinquent behavior might very well be what they went for compared to the more ambiguous “left-to-the-player” interpretations for MT2/SMT1/SMT2.

With the exception of our good glasses girl, look at the rest of these hooligans!

Anyway I stick with my interpretation of the main cast of SMT1/2 being on their twenties (or looking as such like Aleph) while the rest are just teens playing with their luck.

#smt #smtii #smtif #mt #mtii

[tanjirou-no-au]

Twisted Fates Classes

I’ll admit I wanted to (somewhat) change around Class 1A & 1B for the Twisted Fates AU.

And to those who’ve seen my Rewrite HCs, yes I am transferring those here.

Class 1A - Instructor: Iwao Oguro. Codename: O’Clock

Izuku Midoriya-Adamant

Ochako Uraraka-Uravity

Tenya Iida-Callidum

Shoto Kosetsu-Kelvin

Tsuyu Asui-Froppy

Katsuki Bakugo-Dynamight

Eijiro Kirishima-Red Riot

Denki Kaminari-Chargebolt

Kyoka Jirou-Earjack

Momo Yaoyorozu-Creati

Hanta Sero-Cellophane

Mezo Shoji-Tentacole

Ibara Shiozaki-Eden

Fumikage Tokoyami-Tsukoyomi

Mashiro Ojiro-Lion Dance

Shinso Hitoshi-Overmind

Mina Ashido-PHena

Koji Koda-Anivoice

Yuga Aoyama-Twinkling Crusader

Hiryu Rin-Dragon Shroud / Long Weizi

- O’Clock is here in part because Shirakumo survived and the Rooftop Trio founded an Agency together. And I would be remiss to ignore the fact I’m influenced by the awesome fic Epicenter by Downix.

- Mineta Minoru used to be in the class, but he dropped out following the USJ attack.

- Hiryu Rin is here instead of Class 1B due to Iwao’s operations in China as Hyperspeed Quadfist.

- Shoto’s surname is Kosetsu because his mom got away from Endeavour before he was born. He isn’t a recommendation student here, so Yaorashi gets in.

- Shiozaki is here because O’Clock took one look at the recommendation students and asked to trade.

- Izuku’s name is Adamant, coming from Nana’s name from Mirrond’s fic Answering The Call, because his family’s not allowing him to insult himself with his childhood bullies’ nickname.

- Tensei isn’t paralyzed by Stain here due to Tenko’s presence, so Tenya doesn’t dawn the Ingenium moniker.

Class 1B - Instructor: Sekijiro Kan. Codename: Vlad King

Itsuka Kendo-Zanshin

Toru Hagakure-Transluminessence

Inasa Yaorashi-Gale Force

Neito Monoma-Phantom Thief

Shihai Kuroiro-Shadedancer

Yui Koda-Miss Measure

Kinoko Komori-Shemage

Jurota Shishida-Gevaudan

Nirengeki Shoda-Twin Hammer

Setsuna Tokage-Splitzard

Pony Tsunotori-Rocket Rodeo

Kosei Tsuburaba-Xhale

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu-Real Steel

Manga Fukidashi-Ideophone

Juzo Honenuki-Mudpit

Kojiro Bondo-Cemedine

Reiko Yanagi-Pontefract

Yosetsu Awase-Weld

Sen Kaibara-Spiral

Rikido Sato-Sugarman

#BNHA #MHA #Twisted Fates AU #Class 1A #Class 1B #Iwao Oguro #Sekijirou Kan #O'Clock #Vlad King

[arbitrarycategories]

It was actually about TodoIida but I love that it works for both lol

FUCK YOURE THE TODOIIDA ANON THAT I ASKED TO ELABORATE!!!!! HELLO YES THAT ACTUALLY WORKS EVEN BETTER FOR THEM SEEING AS TENSEI IS PARALYZED AND TOUYA IS CONSTANTLY ONE STEP FROM DEATH. PARALLELS

#bnha #todoiida #todoroki shouto #iida tenya #todoroki touya #iida tensei #thanks anon! #arbitrary answers

[demonpoetlilith]

Healthy Kimimaro vs 3rd Raikage

Since I will be using the alive versions of these characters I must first figure out how edo tensei alters these character's abilities. Kimimaro likely still holds his paralyzing sickness given Edo Kakazu was revived carrying with his extra hearts, However edo tensei was shown to possess the ability to partially heal disability in the Edo Nagato fight, with this alone Post-sickness Kimimaro went from being unable to beat Old Hiruzen to being able to stalemate a KCM1 Naruto clone. This is a possible explanation for why despite Databook 2 saying shikotsumyaku is surperior to the mangekyo sharingan, the editor's note still say Edo Itachi/Nagato is surperior to Edo Kimimaro. The edo tensei has been shown to have a limit to what it can effectively replicate when it comes to stuff like the rinnegan, this likely includes Ay's body given Databook 4's statement of him possessing "ultimate power". In terms of pure scaling we can say Ay is about equal to Gyuki however this doesn't say much given matchups are a thing. As you've likely realised by now these characters are both first and foremost close range fighters so this will likely be more of a skirmish than most Naruto fights. One could argue that since Edo Ay doesn't have the speed to dodge KCM1 Naruto's attacks point blank whereas Edo Kimimaro was able to stalemate KCM1 Naruto so it's not all that unfair to say Edo Kimimaro should be slightly faster, however we do not know how these characters scale up in their alive versions so for practicality's sake I'll assume that dynamic sticks. Ay will likely start off the fight with hell stab and chances are Kimimaro will die if he gets hit by it, luckily for Kimimaro he has ways to deflect it such as with larch dance & seedling fern dance. Kimimaro with likely notice the lack damage to Ay's body and I think to try scaling up to something stronger, he activates curse mark version 2 and attempts to bind Ay with seedling fern dance. Ay will of course break through the forest of bones, thus thwarting Kimimaro's clematis dance: flower setup. At this point Kimimaro will likely start to figure out his only hope of damaging Ay is reenacting Naruto's solution at which point Kimimaro use larch dance.

#power scaling #naruto

[topiamains]

Strange journey redux

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Either way, your character will have to make decisions that affect your alignment, which will decide what ending you get. It’s par for the course, yes, but that doesn’t mean it’s engaging storytelling.

STRANGE JOURNEY REDUX SERIES

While this is more or less a staple of the SMT series at this point, it’s still disappointing to see the Law and Chaos options portrayed as extremist ideals in the game, and this makes Zelenin and Jiminez seem even flatter as characters. Don’t go in expecting significant development or growth from either of these characters they’re more philosophical ideals than anything else. On the flip side, your fellow soldier Jiminez is the embodiment of Chaos, and he flaunts it in his reckless bravado in everything he does. The Russian scientist Zelenin is the embodiment of Law, as seen from her reluctance to associate with demons during the mission. Strange Journey Redux features three different endings (with alterations, if you choose to pursue the new content) that are dependent on your character’s alignment: Law, Chaos, and Neutral. Like other SMT games, the characters you meet on your journey are usually pretty flat and two-dimensional. You can turn the voices off if they’re too distracting, but this will also disable demon sounds. Unfortunately, Redux only supports Japanese voice acting, which is a damn shame. In turn, this also makes the absence of English voice acting even more noticeable. Players take control of an American soldier onboard the Red Sprite, one of four ships that have been sent to Antarctica. The international strike team is made up of people from different countries and various walks of life, which is rare in SMT games. There’s some commentary on the humans ruining the environment with pollution, consumerism, capitalism. After spending a while in this demon world, you start to get the sense that the demons themselves are aping the way humans treat Earth. One dungeon looks like a red light district, while another looks like a shopping mall. While Strange Journey doesn’t take place in Tokyo itself, the dungeons in the Schwarzwelt are designed to look like various places and districts we’d see in real life. To save the Earth, the United Nations have put together a strike force to enter the Schwarzwelt and find a way to destroy it. The world is in turmoil, a mysterious plane called the Schwarzwelt has opened up in Antarctica, and demons are starting run wild. Unlike other games in the series, Strange Journey Redux doesn’t take place in some futuristic or dystopian version of Tokyo. Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux is an HD port of the original 2010 DS release, and if you missed it the first time, now you can play it on your 3DS instead. Heavy Ice damage to all enemies Recover HP equal to half damage dealt.Atlus’ MegaTen games have a tendency to make you feel awful for being part of the human race, and no other game in the series does it quite as well as Strange Journey. Moderate Ice damage to all enemies 15% KO Severe Fire damage to all enemies -1 Defense Moderate Gun damage to random enemies 60% Strain Moderate Gun damage to one enemy 60% Charm Moderate Gun damage to one enemy 60% Sleep Moderate Gun damage to one enemy 60% Mute Moderate Gun damage to one enemy 60% Poison Moderate Physical damage to one enemy Recover HP equal to half damage dealt. Light Physical damage to random enemies Low accuracy. Heavy Physical damage to one enemy +2 Attack Heavy Physical damage to one enemy 1.5x damage on New Moon. Light Physical damage to random enemies 60% Fear Moderate Physical damage to one enemy 35% Paralyze Moderate Physical damage to one enemy 60% Poison Light Physical damage to all enemies chance of instant death. Moderate Physical damage to random enemies.

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Heavy Physical damage to one enemy 1.5x damage on Full Moon. Moderate Physical damage to one enemy -1 Attack Moderate Physical damage to one enemy 60% Sleep Moderate Physical damage to all enemies 60% Poison Moderate Physical damage to one enemy Damage Increased on Surprise Attack. Increases Analysis data for target enemy if it is defeated this turn. Moderate Gun damage to one enemy stronger on a full Moon.ġ-3 hits of moderate Almighty damage to random enemies. Moderate Gun damage to one enemy stronger on a New Moon. Light Gun damage to one enemy fast act speed. Light Gun damage to one enemy -1 Agility/Accuracy Light Gun damage to one enemy 60% Paralyze Severe Gun damage to one enemy guaranteed critical.ġ-5 hits of light Gun damage to random enemies. A few of these skills can be used by Demonica-L, Demonica-N, & Demonica-C, but they cannot be passed on through fusion. These skills are available to the protagonist through the various guns he can equip.

#Strange journey redux

[makeste]

BnHA 326: What’s up Kids, It’s Me, Your Old Pal Stain

Previously on BnHA: Ochako shamed the U.A. Clown Mob into letting Deku go back inside his own fucking school by giving them an hour-long speech about how not to be humongous dickheads. Kouta and Gigantic Fox Lady saved the manga by being the only ones brave enough to give Deku a hug. Shouto was all “man, all this togetherness sure does remind me of that promise you made that we would handle Touya together which you immediately bailed on, doesn’t it, Dad.” Aizawa was all, “for the one and a half people out there who thought that my losing an eye and a leg might actually make me less sexy, I’m very happy to prove you wrong.” All Might was all, “[standing outside the U.A. fortress alone in the rain talking to someone or something??].” Like seriously, what was up with that though.

Today on BnHA: All Might is all “here I am in Kamino having a belated mid-life crisis because Deku abandoned me and I’m a terrible mentor and everything sucks and I hate myself.” Stain is all, “don’t make me come over there and give you a ten page speech about why you’re still the goat while menacingly holding you at swordpoint the entire time” because idk if you knew this guys, but Stain is pretty crazy actually. Anyway so he does that, and then All Might gets all emotional, and then the lady from chapter 92 shows up and gives All Might’s statue an encouraging pep talk, and then Horikoshi is all “and it even stopped raining lol can you believe this shit I’m not even a little bit subtle,” and he really isn’t. But I still got emotional anyway, because seeing people reassure All Might that everything he’s struggled for his entire life hasn’t been in vain just got to me okay. Horikoshi knows I am weak to the All Might feels and he just goes for the jugular every time, that bastard.

lmao. “in the neverending downpour, All Might is...” yeah, thank you, glad we’re getting right to that then

“All Might is driving 95 mph in his busted ass car in the pouring rain, is what he’s doing.” huh

so basically a day or two after his adopted child refused to accept the handmade bento that he packed with love, my man is out here acting like he’s got nothing to live for anymore. this sure bodes well for certain prophecies on which the clock is still ominously ticking down

his fucking face though omg. is it weird that I’m kind of hoping more people ambush him just because I think it’d be funny to see them get their asses kicked like the last bunch

(ETA: or maybe he will just stand there openly not giving a fuck and basically daring them to stab him!! get it together please All Might.)

side note, “anti-hero supporters” is such a strange way of saying “people who hate heroes”, which I’m assuming is what they actually wanted to say?? this makes it sound like it’s a group that really loves antiheroes. “these Hannibal stans have been a real menace lately. time to go deal with them”

ha ha ha, fucking ouch

are you really gonna do it Horikoshi you bastard. are you really going to let that be the final encounter between the two characters whose relationship you once described as the vertical axis of the entire fucking story. are you really gonna?? huh??

huh

you’re telling me you were driving 112 mph and you still didn’t get there in time. you’re losing your touch old man. lol Todo’s ice is almost fully melted already, how late were you

(ETA: so apparently this is taking place after the end of chapter 325, meaning he went to U.A., hung out for a bit, saw the kids come back with his bedraggled half-dead protégé in tow, watched as they shamed the civilians into some long-overdue character development, and then was all “welp, time to go argue with the hero-hating faction or something because I’m feeling useless.” and Edge just let him go, just like that. though to be fair I have to imagine it’s pretty hard to say no to All Fucking Might.)

also belated lol at the fact that the kids were all “yeahhhhhhh we are definitely not gonna touch that thing, let’s just leave it here, he doesn’t need it anyway.” probably the right call to make since they couldn’t get a hazmat team on such short notice

fuck. ha ha ha fucking ouch part two

All Might please put that thing down before you get gangrene. also yeah, you dropped the ball, good for you to acknowledge it. nobody’s perfect and you did your best. but yeah you could have handled a lot of things completely differently. but I still love you

is Horikoshi really putting this flashback here. are you serious. what kind of fucking sadist

look, I swear I’m not one of those people that runs up and down the street shouting “DEATH FLAG!!” at every third panel lol. but this shit screamed Death Flag when we originally got it, and it’s screaming DEATH FLAG!!! even more now. like with the capital letters and exclamation marks and all. and that’s just a fact. I don’t like it but that’s how it is

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“DID YOU READ THE SIGN??!” Horikoshi asks while zooming in maniacally because he thinks we’re blind or something. lol what

-- though actually, it only just occurred to me that this sign is actually written in English. I never really paid attention up until now and had been assuming it was written in Japanese and translated by the scanlators, but the writing here is clearly part of the original image. anyway so maybe that’s why he’s zooming in?? just to make sure everybody pays attention lol

okay fuck this

see, this is the whole problem right here. once again All Might is all on his own. Deku’s self-destructive angst spiral was fortunately brought to a grinding halt because he actually has support from his friends and family and teachers and classmates. but All Might never had that same kind of support, and it’s made all the difference between the two of them, and not in a good way. Katsuki wasn’t wrong when he said All Might and Deku were both cut from the same cloth. but now when it’s All Might’s turn to go all “I WALK A LONELY ROAD~~” once again, there’s nobody in sight

just, after forty plus years of him carrying this torch, I just wish someone would finally come along to let him know he doesn’t have to. all those things that he wanted to say to Deku are also things that he needs and deserves to hear himself. Aizawa was making a little progress there, but now he’s got his sad zombie cloud boyfriend situation to deal with, and we can’t expect him and his perfect hair to solve all our problems. someone else has gotta step up

oh my god

“you rang?” never mind I take it all back sob

omg why am I laughing. shit

this man truly has the best PR game in the series. we were truly convinced he was gonna suddenly become a good guy and defend All Might against the other villains or some nonsense. as if this wasn’t the same man who decided on a whim that Iida Tensei deserved to be paralyzed, and that his fifteen-year-old brother deserved to die for daring to be upset about it

lol even All Might is all “I genuinely never saw this coming” lmao

just want to say, for the record, I have always harbored a very sensible hatred toward Stain. feeling very vindicated right now. good job Past Me

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STAIN: heard you talking shit old man

ME: smh that’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking Stain

STAIN: how dare you talk about All Might that way

ME: gljfljgk

(ETA: in hindsight I have no idea how I didn’t clue in sooner that he didn’t recognize him -- or, well, ~didn’t recognize~ him, to be more accurate lol. I think it was the whole “is that a slight against the heroes?” thing that threw me. Viz’s translation makes it much clearer that he’s offended on behalf of All Might specifically, not heroes in general. anyways.)

sob. so All Might is all “yeah I don’t blame you for not recognizing me in this sweet leather jacket”

good thing he still knows how to do this party trick

A+ reflexes on Stain’s part presumably pulling the sword back a few inches to keep this dumbass from impaling himself with his whole pufferfish routine. can you imagine if that was the gruesome death Nighteye foresaw. and he was just too embarrassed to say anything

lol anyways guess I was wrong about Stain everyone

way to fucking go, Past Me. you really biffed this one

oh wait

Stain sure is one wacky rollercoaster ride

oh fuck me lol I forgot how much I did not miss this

(ETA: “this here is the sacred ground where All Might gave up the last of his power and turned into a shriveled old man!! please ignore the part where I admit to knowing all about that, and yet pretend not to recognize said man when he’s standing two feet in front of me.”)

Past Me, I know we’ve had our ups and downs these past ninety seconds, but I’m really starting to think you were on to something. this dude has always been kind of insufferable. always acting like his high horse is a fucking giraffe when it’s actually a Shetland pony

dammit now he’s got All Might going off on a depressed monologue

oh my god my heart

shit

why the fuck does that hit so hard. he became a hero because he couldn’t bear to just sit back and let bad things happen to people who didn’t deserve it. I mean that’s basically the same as every hero ever, right? so why does it still hit so fucking hard every single time though. what is it about seeing someone so determined to stand up for other people and fight on their behalf. it just never loses its impact no matter how many times I see that determination mirrored in so many of my favorite characters

“I wanted to make the world a better place.” omg. but you did, though. like seriously, I feel like people are always dogging on him for not being 100% perfect, and fandom really doesn’t give him enough credit for everything he still managed to accomplish. this man came of age at a time when Japan was by all accounts a total shitshow, and singlehandedly managed to bring about an era of peace that lasted for four fucking decades. can you imagine having peace for that long?? that’s longer than I’ve been alive. shit

and he gave people hope. he inspired them and protected them and made them feel safe. and no, he couldn’t save everyone, because he’s only one fucking dude (and also because the whole time AFO was also out there desperately working to undermine him so that he could keep preaching his narrative of “heroes are bad actually”). but you know what he did do, is inspire multiple new generations of heroes who, if they can all manage to work together, will finally be able to accomplish everything he never could

so yeah. forty years of peace, and inspired the “that’s how we all became the greatest heroes” generation -- that’s a fucking win in my book. talk about having a net positive impact on the world. lol anyways now I’m all fired up and ready to fight anyone who tries to talk any shit about you, All Might

“but what if I talk shit about myself” okay listen up All Might I’m gonna need you to try just a little bit harder to work with me here okay. please calm down and stop blaming yourself for every single bad thing that’s ever happened in the world. do you remember that time Bakugou was blaming himself for Kamino, and you gave him a hug and told him it wasn’t his fault, and that he was only a boy, and that even though he was strong, even strong people can struggle with the burdens they place on themselves, and that you were sorry for not seeing that earlier? do you remember all of that? that’s what I want someone to tell you too, dammit. anyway please stop breaking my heart please and thanks

wtf

are you dead All Might

um

I don’t even have the slightest idea what’s happening lol

oh snap did he grab him so they could hide??

hold the fucking phone. don’t tell me this person in the background with the umbrella is here to actually do something decent??

oh my godddd

and here come the feels. oh boy. okay don’t mind me, I’m just gonna sit here sobbing over this fictional lady and her simple act of kindness in this weekly shounen manga that I care about way too much

FUCKING DAMMIT AND HERE’S A SECOND HELPING

DON’T MIND ME, I’M JUST GETTING DISPROPORTIONATELY EMOTIONAL OVER THIS WOMAN’S DETERMINATION TO HONOR A MAN WHO SACRIFICED EVERYTHING TO SAVE HER AND COUNTLESS OTHERS. I’M JUST HAVING SOME FEELS OVER HERE ABOUT HER HEARTFELT, DOESN’T-EVEN-KNOW-ANYONE-ELSE-IS-WATCHING FEELINGS OF GRATITUDE THAT COMPELLED HER TO COME OUT HERE AND MAKE THIS SMALL BUT POWERFUL GESTURE. I’M JUST OUT HERE GETTING ALL PROFOUNDLY WORKED UP ABOUT STATUE MAINTENANCE AND THE HUMAN RACE. NEVER MIND. JUST IGNORE ME AND CARRY ON

holy shit. I was not even remotely prepared. you can’t just do that to me. you can’t just leave all these death flags on my lawn and then suddenly shift gears to show me the best of humanity in a chapter where I was expecting the worst. that fucks a person up lol

OH ARE WE STILL GOING

my heart. you see that, All Might. your legacy is so much more powerful and meaningful than you think

...has. has Stain actually been giving All Might a pep talk this entire time

I give up lol. this dude is a fucking enigma

YAYYY

it may just be a metaphor panel, but I’ll take it lol. I missed them. nice to see the traffic light trio front and off-center. I know the whole “this is the story of how we all became the greatest heroes” thing had left some questioning whether certain characters would continue to play a central role in the narrative, and hopefully this will help to ease those concerns just a bit

anyway, so idk if it’s getting a bit chilly down there in hell, but damned if Stain didn’t just give an actual decent fucking speech

I have to say, earlier when I was whining about All Might not having a support squad, I really was not expecting Stain to be the one to come over and pat his head and reassure him that he made the world a better place

-- okay LISTEN

YOU CAN’T JUST COME INTO MY HOUSE AND HIT ME WITH THOSE ALL MIGHT TEARS AGAIN GODDAMMIT THIS ISN’T FAIR. my god. first 317 and now this

holy fucking shit

“I’m just gonna pretend like I haven’t been stalking him for two days and didn’t see the entire Deku bentogate thing go down, and then I’ll give him the whole big speech that I rehearsed, and then I’ll turn around and be all ‘BUT IF YOU’RE A TRUE HERO’, and then I’ll toss him the super-secret AFO wifi password that I stole from Tartarus. god I’m such a badass. fucking give myself chills”

so basically what you’re telling me is that this whole time my “what’s up kids” characterization of Stain from this shitpost has actually been 100% accurate. just want to make sure I’m understanding this right. okay then

“and then I’ll dramatically spin around and be all NOW COME KILL ME BITCH”

it must be so much fun to write Stain. drawing this coked-out maniac who talks like a chatbot that was trained to speak by reading Alan Moore monologues. that must be a trip

anyway so All Might is still crying, the awesome lady from chapter 92 is admiring her handiwork totally oblivious to the batshit insanity going on fifty meters to her right, and it’s finally stopped raining lol

“THE RAIN WAS A METAPHOR YOU SEE” yes, yes, we got it lol. thanks for that Horikoshi. don’t think we needed any help putting the pieces together on that one but I appreciate the effort

so that’s the end! and as I mentioned in another post, I had the count off by one chapter, but next week should be cliffhanger week! so break out your U.A. Traitor bingo cards, friends and fiends. either that or something else happens that I’m completely not expecting at all. which, based on my success rate with Stain predictions, I’d say is more than likely lol

mmm but anyway, so now that the Hug Deku 2021 campaign has finally come to an end, what’s it gonna take to get a hug for my struggling bento-preparing jacket-rocking world-weary death-flag-waving husband who is the worthiest man to ever live and deserves the fucking world, goddammit

#bnha 326 #all might #yagi toshinori #stain (bnha) #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #bnha manga spoilers #makeste reads bnha

[deusvervewrites]

If I had the patience and time I would try my hand at writing Hive Mind. But alas, I have work and am chronically tired so instead I will poke at it via stick with hradcanons. In other news, I have a fucking great idea. As a major fuck you to Clown, they add Tensei to the hive solely to make him a body that isn't paralyzed. RIP some grape vines tho. Grape vines really do look like skeletons when they don't have anything on them. Also two engines + Zero G + OFA = So fast I break spacetime!

Alas

The thing is that Tensei would be part of the collective forever, which is one of the big reasons they're hesitant to add anyone else

Iida's gotta go fast!

#asks #hive mind au