#ooof so sorry

[the-accidental-femme-bot]

What if.....I walked up behind you while you cooked dinner and slipped my hand inside your pants. Ran my nails down the inside of your thighs and back up, then tightly grabbed a hold of you and started jerking you off until you made a mess of yourself...

#what if.... #oooh...oh my #you can't stop cooking though #and don't you dare burn the food #am having thoughts..... #sweeeet jesus.... #hope you wear just grey sweats #OH DEAR LORD 😵‍💫 #ooof so sorry #also I'm not sorry #me #my text #not so accidentally turned on

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

Maybe this is too hyper-specific but I just fucking love??? the stance??? of whumpee lying on the ground and whumper standing over top of them???

"But Danny that's so generic--" yes, okay, but listen. Listen...I am talking about whumpee on the ground, injured, unable to get up, had probably just been crawling away before the last of their strength gave out. And then there comes whumper's legs into view. Whumpee doesn't even have the strength to look up, doesn't know if they'd even want to. And here's where the good shit comes in:

Whumper nudging Whumpee's side with their shoe like they're playfully checking if they actually died, or maybe really checking, or maybe just testing to see if there's any fight left

Whumper kicking a weapon that had been mere centimeters from Whumpee's reach, bonus points if they purposely catch Whumpee's hand under their foot and bear their weight down

Whumper using their heel to kick Whumpee's shoulder and force them to roll over on their back, now forcing them to look up and see Whumper (plus the beautiful imagery of Whumper leering down at them while Whumpee is symbolically beneath them...*chef's kiss*)

Whumper straddling their feet on either side of Whumpee's hips, or chest, or head; anything to have them confined between Whumper's legs from where they stand

Whumper suddenly dropping down into a crouch when Whumpee had only been able to look at their shins before, startling them, now hyperaware how close Whumper has made themself to accommodate this new position

Whumper instead continuing to go about their business, completely ignoring Whumpee on the ground, who can now only helplessly watch their retreating form as Whumper carries out whatever they originally had planned before Whumpee got in the way

Whumper stepping on fresh wounds, stepping on Whumpee's neck to choke them, stepping on Whumpee's head and holding their foot in place until they're done speaking whatever it is they want to say

Whumper that asks "are you done?" "that's it?" "so, was it worth it?" because if Whumpee is already at their feet, they might as well grovel a little

#whump #whump community #whump scenario #whumpee #whumper #whump ideas #implied whump #whump prompt #this is all....very much inspired by one exact COD scene (we are shocked!!!! said no one) #in which a shadow member was in this exact same position and it was literally a 15 second scene and also he was shot but #BUT!!!!! #it was a 1st person POV so OOOF i was blushing those 15 seconds sorry #big masked military armed men can do whatever they want

[lydiaas]

JJ doing the right thing (insp) S01E07 - S03E09

#i like the contrast of this #where jj so desperately wants to do the right thing #but he's an expert at self sabotage #and yeah he does the right by his friends often but the act of actually saying the words 'i'm sorry'? ooof #jj x kie #outer banks #obx #obxedit #jiaraedit #jiara #outerbanksedit #jj x kiara #jj maybank #kiara carrera #jjmaybankedit #kiaracarreraedit #obx spoilers #jiarasource

[sugarpasteltmnt]

YALL ARE TOO AMAZING AND SWEET AND SKILLED AND AHHHHH 🩵😭😭😭🩵💗💘‼️😭

#ya'll are too amazing i'm gunna CRY 😭 #i promise i see and read EVERYTHING🩵 #i'm trying to use the queue so i don't spam everyone at one time 😭 #TYSM i love all of you 😭😭😭 #i'm sorry if i don't answer right away! but i promise all of your wonderful works and words have me face down in a puddle of happy tears ;w #also the fam is in town this week and Ooof. #so gotta play hostess this week RIP #pastel prattling

[kittyyeo]

Hmmmm how about vampire hwa trying so hard not to feed on reader (because he just doesn't wanna lose control and hurt you 🤪) but reader begs him to just give in to his temptations. Yes it's very cliche but something about it drives me crazy.

If this is dumb please disregard this lmao I am not good at giving requests/inspo🥲😅😂

[MDNI]

((not proofread, sorry!! also sorry it took me so long help))

damn ok oKAY imagine vampire!seonghwa sitting on the big fancy couch in the huge, elegant living room of his mansion. He invites you to sit on his lap, his hands swiftly reaching for yours to intertwine your fingers together. Your body relaxes thanks to his delicate caresses and you let his lips meet yours in a quick, passionate kiss, before you noticed something was actually bothering him.

Your finger traces various lines and shapes on his arm before you cupped his face in your hands, somehow forcing his red, dark eyes to meet with yours.

-Seonghwa… is everything alright? - your voice reaches his ears in a low whisper filled with worry, to which you noticed his eyes imperceptibly widen for a moment. His hand rested gently on your cheek, his thumb lightly brushing against your soft skin.

-My love, everything's totally fine. - he tried to reassure you, but by doing so you only ended up more worried.

Your hand slowly moved towards his lips. Your finger brushed against his bottom lip: your half-lidded eyes were completely focused on his plump, rosy lips. You can feel his lips slowly parting and your finger being licked, his warm tongue carefully caressing it.

You noticed his cheeks tinted in a rosy tone, something you weren't really used to, but as you grew to know him more, you understood it meant he was… thirsty.

-Do you need blood? - you ask, suddenly. His tongue stops, but he doesn't let go of your finger. His eyes were drowning in your gaze, it felt as if he was apologising— his pink, soft hair was gently caressing his face, and you slowly moved a lock behind his ear before you continued.

-Then bite me. - you mumble, your lips so close to his cheek, he could feel the softness and warmth of your mouth against his pale, cold skin.

He shakes his head, your finger still held in between his lips. You sigh and look at him, nearly scolding him through your gaze.

-I don't want to hurt you…

-It won't hurt, Seonghwa. Don't worry

-Still… - it was often so hard to convince him to do something, but you nearly felt ashamed of feeling turned on because of the view right in front of you: Seonghwa, with rosy cheeks, his pink hair is a mess his hand is on your cheek, his waist was covered in a black corset and his neck adorned with jewellery. The sight of his pointy fangs dangerously close to your finger was the last drop: not even noticing your own actions, your hips start moving on their own, brushing against his clothed crotch, to which he slightly bit your finger in response, but not enough to have blood. But it was a different pressure that you felt right away so you couldn't help but let a little moan escape your lips.

-Please drink… - you invite him, once again, while you couldn't even control your hips anymore.

-Hwa… Seonghwa….please…

-I don't want to hurt you, love. - he murmurs, his hands now on your hips as he tries to somehow slow down your movements. You didn't want to listen to him; he needed to drink some blood but he was refusing to drink yours.

-Just this once. - you whimper and he sighs, his clothed length being harder and harder to deal with.

He wanted blood, he needed blood. But the thought of hurting you was haunting him. Yet you were desperately inviting him.

Suddenly your hiss echoes in the wide, empty living room, halting your movements.

You felt dizzy for a second: Seonghwa made a little cut on your finger to get some blood. But that wasn't enough for you and it wasn't enough for him either. After he drank a few drops, you let your hand rest on his cheek, gently offering your neck to him.

-Here, please. - you point at your neck, your voice leaving your parted lips in a whine.

-Love… - Seonghwa's voice reaches your ears in a soft whisper. His hands are gently resting on your hips as he keeps your body closer to his, his eyes softening at the warmth your presence radiates.

Your eyes quickly drown in his, exchanging a silent glance before his pale, plump lips gently met yours in a slow kiss: your hands found their place around his shoulders, your fingers tightly gripping at the soft material of his white shirt. His wet tongue traced delicately a line on your neck before suddenly biting, his pointy teeth sinking in your sweet, soft skin.

You closed your eyes shut, a loud moan leaving your mouth as you abandoned yourself to that little sting he gave you. He squeezed his eyes closed, his hands gently holding your waist as he slowly started to suck your sweet, honey-like blood.

He loved every single drop of it and he hates to admit he wished he wouldn't stop. The moment he felt like it was too much, he slowly let his lips leave your precious neck and he started to lick the light scars he left.

#ateez hard hours #ateez hard thoughts #ateez scenarios #ateez smut #ateez x reader #kpop smut #seonghwa hard thoughts #seonghwa smut #y chats #>>seonghwasbobaeyes<< #OOOF SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONGSJFHJSJFJS. #vampire!seonghwa

[toxooz]

i dont know if you've ever said anywhere- but we know that Remy and Ollie are both half orcs and that Ollie's other half is ~Demon~

Do we know what Remy's other half is or is that a future secret?

I'm just curious cause Ollie is So Clearly Orcish so is Remy's other half just super strong blooded or is he a twink?

SHEW yall I've been sittin on a huge lore breakthrough with Ollie and Remy that my high ass accidently unlocked a few weeks ago that I've been debating on just dumping here but I'm still considering if it's too spoilery for what is literally just about to come up in the comic, but tbh it would probably just help contextualize things a little better so IDKK if i dont drop it soon it'll be after-not this update or the next-but the one after but before I slap a little snippet, the short answer is I still don't know what his other half is exactly, it's demon no doubt but a mangly unimpressive one for sure. Adding onto that I don't even know what Remy's mom is part UUH and imma have to design her up Real Soon so im still wracking my brain for that one. The closest I got right now is maybe the demon resembled a giraffe somehow hence the giraffe esque spots on Remy ??? both Ollie and Remy's "fathers" came from the same demon cave hence the kinda dark look even around Remys eyes and similar horn stripes:

believe it or not it isn't eyeliner LMFAO its basically what Ollie has horn with just to a much lesser extent (they used to be more of a brown hue to i guess show that they weren't as tough and more sensitive to the touch but making the comic i kinda dropped it oof) but anyway the whole reason Remy was born in the first place was just for a "anything you can do I can do better" attempt by Remy's mom (Mogaks sister) ie. a lil snippit from the lore dump in the drafts:

*SIDE NOTTE Remy's mom has mental issues due to the hierarchy in the orc community over being a half orc and the fact that she isn't involved in combat and just minds the village, so she already wasn't really seen highly of (Mogak would treat her equally however) meanwhile Mogak was a pretty hefty solid full blooded orc and was a warrior of sorts and a leader in that aspect (her 'occupation' for lack of better word wasn't necessarily THAT high ranking in their society considering battle fighting was a common 'career' within the orc tribe so she's still even among the orc community, but still well liked and respected regardless) but her sister was seen as less-than in subtle ways. Due to her tough upbringing she quietly dealt with jealousy of Mogak throughout her life and during their young adult years she would take up the habit of trying to outdo Mogak with little things. When she was told about Mogak being pregnant with Ollie by her quest into a demonic cave, she planned on doing the same. The demon she ended up mating with wasn't all that great to say the least and didn't put up much of a fight either (Mogak declared a battle with the demon she wanted to make the deal with and chose a Pretty Fukkin Big Ass Boi one of the biggest in the cave I'd argue) so that's why Remy turned out Like That. After everything happened and they moved Remy's mom still carried self conscious habits and would get with men who would play off of those insecurities

#which is why remy was left unattended in the chicken coop so much was he lowkey was just another failed attempt at being better than her si #ster in his mothers eyes #OOOF GODD AND YET THERES SO MUCH MORE i gotta shutup #the timelines i made for ollie and remy are so chaotic man but oh so juicy #remy #ollie #remy baby im so sorry but it must be done #i went in 5 different directions in this ask but ive been THINKING ok

[navnae]

Eddie: I come in peace

Steve: I’m peace

#steddie #is this thing on? #hi hello #I’m so tired #welp #sorry #ooof #incorrect quotes #incorrect steddie #steve x eddie #Eddie x Steve #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #idk what else to tag #help lol #please #come on #manifesting #power #so cuuuute #lmaooooooo #that is so funny #wow #hmmmmm #omfg #i know what you are #be for real #duffer brothers i swear #i’m tiiiiiired

[taintandviolent]

For the drabble: Kit Walker, color blue and 🥺 please (& ty)

Song: Peter Gunn - The Art of Noise, Duane Eddy (fhlsdjfhksjfh no I'm dying the idea that immediately popped into my head omg this is going to so corny I'm sorry)

"Whaddya' think, sugah'?" He was so dorky, but so cute. The way he boyishly held out his arms for you to admire his pristine, white orderly uniform. You looked up at him, eyebrows knitted together in worry. Eyes brimming with tears, you wiped away the snot.

"Woah, sweethaht'. What're those fah? Don't back out on me, now."

"Kit, what if.... what if they notice us?"

"They ain't gonna'. We're gonna' act natural and walk right on outta' here. Look, I found the perfect size for you." Proud of himself, he held up a nun's habit.

"C'mon, my little baby blue. Get up. I'll help ya' put it on."

You took a deep breath. Kit's large hand dipped to the small of your back, rubbing it encouragingly. "Act cool, baby... act cool."

Once he'd dressed you, peppering kisses along your hairline before putting the headpiece on, he took a step back. He nodded, approvingly, assuring you that no one would recognize either of you. You opened the door and stepped out, quickly striding down the hall. You heard the click clack of Kit's dress shoes as he caught up to you. Unconsciously, you hugged the walls, wanting to stay out of everyone's way.

"Evening, Daniel." The orderly paused. "Sister."

"Good evening," you replied, neck stiff and eyes staring straight ahead until the man was out of earshot. You turned and looked at Kit's chest. Daniel was embroided in a dark blue.

Your foot dropped down onto the first step of the winding staircase. You could see the door, the light from the outside world. You hesitated, seeing Sister Jude finish a conversation, and turn to climb the stairs.

"Easy, sugah'... you're doin' great." Kit murmured under his breath, so low you almost didn't hear it.

Sister Jude, the scariest woman you'd ever met, brushed past your shoulder without giving you a second glance. And you and Kit Walker marched right out the front doors of Briarcliff.

#it's so camp and stupid lmao I'm sorry anon #ooof sorry that was a little longer #ahs fanfic #questions answered #anonymous #requests #kit walker #kit walker x reader #kit walker x yn #drabbles #myfics #mydrabbles

[emilycollins00]

HIM!!!!

Amazing art by @usuallyangrypanda my beloved 💕

#I had to put it here to share im not sorry he's just THAT pretty and my bestie is so cool!!!! #Still fawning he's sending a heart SFIKSNI #and everything just- the hair? the smile??? the background THE EYES ooof the way I screamed with this amazing drawing #thank you again Lea <3 I'm extremely grateful!! #a3! #a3! tsuzuru #lovely congrats

[veeisgayasf]

✨Screaming✨

#lgbtq #larissa weems #gwendoline christie #gwenposting #mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? #gwen christie #principal weems #so hot wtf #weems #breathing heavily #screaming #oh my god #knees buckling #but ooof

[fluttytheflutt]

Bc I said so

#had a sudden urge to draw them again at like 4am 😭 #i blame the lady & the tramp soundtrack for this /hj #as u can see I used those chibi colors 😳 idk I really love em aaa #ALSO This is like sort ooof a different style? not really but there’s a tiny few differences lol #sorry these look so bleh also HSHJSH Im running on 2 hours of sleep atm #green eggs and ham #GEAH #briefcase buddies #briefcase boyfriends #briefcase husbands #HELP 😭 #sam x guy #guy x sam #sam i am #guy am i #ship

[bigskydreaming]

Also, non-bisexual people stop with the myth of ‘bisexual people will only ever experience homophobia if in a relationship with the same gender.’

First off, no, you’re wrong.

Second, are you aware that bisexual people who present as what most people would describe as ‘obviously gay’ with all the same mannerisms and such as many gay people are singled out for exhibiting - like....do exist? Regardless of whether or not they’re in a relationship and who the relationship is with? And are discriminated against on the exact same basis?

Third, no, you’re wrong.

Fourth, when you say dumb as fuck shit like this, have you ever taken five seconds to think your attack ad through to its reasonable conclusion and if so, what is your response to someone asking ‘so does that mean that gay people only face homophobia when they’re in a relationship?’

Fifth, no, you’re still wrong.

Sixth, hi, hello, how were your personal experiences with internalized homophobia, growing up? Did they suck? I would be happy to empathize and relate to you on this front, as shockingly, I, a bi person, too had to struggle with internalized homophobia when growing up in a heteronormative and homophobic society that tried to teach me to hate the part of myself that was attracted to and loved other men, even while still possessing an attraction to people of other genders as well.

Seven, you’re still wrong.

#sorry to springboard off of your ask Jess but i knew you didnt want to wade in there and respect that but ooof that phrase is like #a matador's red cape for me and so I wanted to rant about it without connecting directly to your post

[gethoce]

Your Meta Knight confessing about being Dark Matter to Dedede gives me the mental image of something really bad happened, maybe even life or death bad which leads to Meta to have to posses Dedede. Also the idea that the possession isn't a scary one.

OOOOOH I love this idea!!

It wouldn't even be the first time that Meta has possessed someone to save them from danger, though that was back when he was still negatively charged. It may not feel as intuitive to him anymore, but it may be his best bet at moving Dedede out of danger, if he refuses to leave, since he can't quite overpower him in terms of strength alone.

I can see this come into play in the "bad ending" I've briefly described in a post about Sir Arthur. (Character death mention below)

The bad ending begins with a conflict between Sir Dragato and Dark Meta Knight, with Sir Falspar interfering. DMK turns his attention to Falspar and accidentally hits him a little too hard resulting in his death.

Sir Arthur is filled with both immense rage and sadness, vowing to have his revenge. A war between the GSA and the Star Allies ensues and Arthur plans to just blow up Planet Popstar.

Meta Knight begs Dedede to just join in on the evacuation efforts, but the King refuses to abandon his land without a fight, ready to face almost certain death. I can see Meta Knight using the possession trick here to force Dedede out of the situation and explain to him in calm that his kingdom is wherever his people are, not his land.

Or, alternatively, it's more of a fusion situation where they combine their strengths to beat a mightier foe!! Ooooh, maybe they can even manage to win a duel against Kirby for once! Wait, is that Gooey teaming up with Kir-

#Meta Knight #King Dedede #kirby #seriously I love this idea! #thank you so much for sharing it!! #(probably could have answered this a wee bit sooner sorry for the wait Ooof)

[rabbigfirlee]

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#why are the female attendings including the Muslim ones always SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mean #meanwhile the male attendings Muslim or not are always going above and beyond to be nice and kind #it’s actually crazy to me #like the male attendings are always buying me coffee or telling me I can skip didactics #meanwhile the only thing I get from the female attendings is a headache #and don’t forget the scolding for things I didn’t do #smh #you’d think they’d be proud to see a sister in medicine but nopeee #its so insane to me that it was my female MUSLIM attendings that would tell me to take off my hijab in the OR while the male NONMUSLIM #attendings told me “your hijab and religious values are never an issue’’ #sorry #rant #it’s been a long day 😅 #also clarification- I do not ask nor request the coffee but my point is the male attendings will really try to make my day easier meanwhile #the women just seem to want to make it worse lol #the male attendings also give so much more praise and acknowledgement for your work whereas the women just yell at you about patients who #aren’t even yours #ooof

[martymcflown]

Also like that was definitely written by people who had no faith in getting a third season.

#ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #I'm so sorry for being a hater #that genuinely frustrated me so much #i think I'll be more articulate about why tomorrow but OOOF

[elnotwoods]

Vogue Thailand Gala | Mile & Apo, the most handsome attendees

#i am sorry but this? #the slayage #THE SLAYAGE #they look so freaking good #i can’t even #Apo just … ooof… he looks so handsome #so does Mile of course #but my man Apo? he popped off with this #mileapo #mile phakphum #apo nattawin #kinnporsche cast #kp cast