Oz characters who would be on Tik Tok:
Busmalis: He wouldn't really get it but would have an ironic turned wholesome fandom😭
Kenny: posting thirst traps probably 😭😭
Omar: his fyp would be very bizarre
Poet: He'd either have actual fans or ppl would be making fun of him in the comments lol
Pancamo: He'd post vids of himself shirtless + flexing and middle aged women with a filter on would stitch it and thirst over him
Ryan: He'd probably be very problematic but uncancellable like Trisha Paytas
Chico: Idk what he would post but he's def fighting people in the comments 😭😭😭😭
Miguel: He'd be normal I think lol
Morales: He'd be in the comments of women's vids like "Wow you are so beautiful😍😍😍😍😍"
Hill: Probably posting self betterment stuff idk lol
Honorable mentions:
Said: He'd be posting political things on Facebook. His younger followers are begging him to make a Tik Tok but he thinks it's stupid
Tobias: You can only find him on Linkedin
Keller: probably posts minion memes on facebook
McManus: Lurks on Facebook
Schillinger: Posts maga stuff on Facebook and other boomer nostalgia content lol. Thinks Tik Tok is turning kids trans 😭
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Argue with me but this is accurate😂 to be clear, Pancamo wouldn’t have the right answers but the fuck does he care if you copy it?😭
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Dating Tobias Beecher headcanons!
-He leaves you for a man
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Tumblr Meme University: Life Skills 101
This works with any stainless steel object! They actually sell "magic soap" for this purpose, but save yourself the $7 and just grab a piece of flatware from your kitchen drawer. I use serving spoons for the larger surface area.
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Alastor: Susan.
Susan: Hello Alastor. You’re looking grey and sickly.
Alastor: So nice of you to greet us, I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.
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Oz Characters Vs A Vending Machine
Just a goofy one… tell me it’s not true tho😅
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PUTTING @poultrygeist69 ON BLAST FOR NOT LETTING ME TALK ABT OZ ANYMORE(this is all /j and /bars Pookem Dw)
not only did his evil wrath spread through my soul like wildfire, BUT THEY WILL NOT ANSWER ANY MESSAGES RELATED TO OZ.
Pookie please respond to the text I sent at exactly 4:35 est I know where u live I was at ur house yesterday I WILL break in and shit in your shower
Blasphemy
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