#oz talks

[obsoleteozymandias]

You know the HLVRAI characters are queer because no cishet friend group makes that little sense. There’s a dude who regularly talks in the third person when he’s doing something intense. There’s a security guard who won’t shut the fuck up about passports. He’s in love with the first guy; the first guy fucking hates him. You’ve got a 6 year old genderless grandpa who turns into a car, and another grandpa who ran an underground boxing ring and is barely functional on a good day. Then there’s a ray of sunshine dude who has a desk drawer full of tic-tacs and whose last name is coolatta. There’s also a “potion” scientist, an immortal dog, the entire United States military (left), and the one guys dad.

Now THAT.

That’s the quintessential queer friend group.

#Hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is self aware #oz talks #shitpost

[coffee-and-manslaughter]

#fairy or walrus #this was a devastating response from mom here #oz talks

[ozmaba]

What I really want to read is a very long post-canon svsss fic where bingqiu can calm down, and rest, and heal, and learn to communicate better. Where sqq can learn to recognize and talk about his feelings, where he can tell his husband truth about himself, where he can start feeling safe without the Plot hanging over his head, where he can be happy without reservations about the place he ended up in. Where lbh can heal from all the trauma, where he can stop fearing being abandoned and hating himself, where he can learn he has always been loved, where he can feel secure and safe and happy. I want a story about them growing as people together and separately. I want there to be friendships for both of them, too.

I don't want there to be a very dramatic plot at all, just the slow growth of love, and trust, and happiness. Maybe some wife plots but not the kind that provokes dramatic confessions, just some everyday stuff they have to deal with living in that world. Like, idk, one of them being dosed with sex pollen, and using this scene to show they relaxed and let down their walls around each other.

Oh, and no system. Like, it turned off at the end of the Plot or something. It would be incredibly infuriating if it started giving out 'satisfaction points' for that.

I've read some fics that are about this, but they are either rather short, focus on only one issue, or entirely too dramatic plot. I want a long slow-burn bingqiu healing and relaxing into domestic happiness.

I think I will reblog later with links to the fics that fit the mood of this, if not the whole list. If anyone sees this and has their own recs, please share.

Edit: links to the fics are added in the reblogs and can be accessed in the notes.

#oz talks #svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #shen yuan #fic #svsss fic #svsss fic rec #scum villian self saving system

[theosb0rnway]

Favorite clone x theory?

Well, obviously, I believe CX-2 is Tech with all my heart

But another one, spoilers for S3 E7 "Extraction", is that Crosshair knows CX-2 is Tech and doesn't want anyone to find out because... yeah.

#oz talks #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #the bad batch season three spoilers #Star Wars #star wars the bad batch #Clone X #Tech lives #Clone x is tech

[ozzymilly]

Musings from an autistic adult age regressor

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It’s sometimes really odd for me to regress because I am aware I work differently than some other kids do. Even when I was physically a child I knew there was something off about me and how I interacted with the world. I remember forcing myself to have imaginary friends but I knew they weren’t real and it felt so tedious pretending someone was there when I knew they weren’t. I remember watching other kids scream and run around, smacking into each other recklessly but it seemed too painful and uncomfortable so I never joined in (at least not willingly). I remember being regarded as very mature for my age but never fully relating to adults either because even they didn’t seem to understand me. I remember trying to mimic what I saw “normal kids” do on tv in my real life in hopes of somehow magically fitting in. I remember wanting to talk about toys and video games and movies and tv but the only people who would listen were adults who clearly didn’t care. I remember trying to play dumb in hopes that people seeing me as a simple minded kid would make me into one. I remember worrying I was letting the adults in my life down by not being cute and childish enough, like I somehow took away their kid. I remember thinking I just needed to wait a little longer and then I’d get it, “how to be a kid” would suddenly click in and I’d know what to do. But that never happened, instead I became a teen who couldn’t relate to people, and now an adult who can’t relate to people.

Even in a whole community of people who regress like me I feel different and I just don’t relate to a lot of people’s coping mechanisms. However I guess that’s how its always been and I’m not so much upset as I am surprised that even now I don’t know how to be a kid. But I can still try.

Ultimately regressing makes me feel safer and warmer that I usually do, it’s like a blanket for when the stress gets too high and I can’t think straight anymore. I’ve never been good at crying, tears just don’t come to my eyes, but regressing helps me clear them out. A warm blanket, a nice snack, and the presence of my own mind do me quite well. Maybe what I need to learn from this is not that I’m failing my regression but that I’m succeeding, I truly am me.

Enough rambling, I’m gonna have some tea, watch mlp, and then snooze. Long live the weird kids.

#oz talks #long post #agere boy #safe agere #sfw agere #agere #musings #agere musing #big thoughts #actually autistic #nighty night

[original-oz-soda]

Just sent an Email to my Boss letting him know I'm a trans dude, we'll see how this turns out. Updates eventually

#life things #personal stuff #oz talks #transgender #ftm #trans dude #trans pride

[jaxaliel]

i LOVE old like 80's-90's fantasy novels soooo much but unfortunately i also love women. this rarely works out well for me.

#oz talks #reading the puppet king by douglas niles which i was soooo excited to read bc i LOVE laurana and i figured shed be there #and despite being an INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT CHARACTER in dl there are like No books about her #she doesnt show up until the last 40 pages and when she does she crashes in unarmed and burned and her SON ends up fending the enemies off #gilthas. the philosopher puppet king. this guy is a PUSSY. laurana is the GOLDEN GENERAL WHY IS SHE SITTING THERE LETTING HER SON DEFEND HER #oh my god. SEETHING. maybe if dl ever actually wrote books about her i wouldnt be so mad but i am WE NEVERRR GET TO SEE HER FIGHT. GROW UP!! #whats the POINT in bringing in the old companions mid battle if its not to see them join the fight. oh my god. THE GOLDEN GENERAL. im so mad #douglas niles when i get you

[adobe-outdesign]

The notes on that last Muppet poll I made made me realize that most people seem to mistakenly believe that Muppet adaptations of classic literature are parodies, which isn't true. you have to everything dead straight. in fact, the key to making a Muppet adaptation is to be so faithful to the source material that it's more accurate than 90% of other non-Muppet adaptions

#muppets #the muppets #muppet christmas carol #muppet treasure island #outdesign posts things #the only muppet adaptation that's a parody is muppets wizard of oz and we don't talk about that one #muppet adaptions are allowed to be funnier in tone and might cut down on the amount of death a bit. but the plot beats are usually on point #greatest hits

[emoqueervampire]

I'm gonna see paramore in 100 days!!!!

#im so excited for thissss #itll be the first time i ever go to a show this big and i still cant believe i got tickets for it aaaaaa #the first time i ever get to see one of my favorite bands live!!!! #oz talks

[arewepigeons]

Oz man

Oz man, oz man you hugged me when?

Big blubbery 'yes' man, drunk off ten

Walking down to Bondi, back in oz

Sunny days on the ounce, mind's a foz

Hairy, sweaty, Ausie fella

Do you keep your beers in the cellar?

Half a decade ago, when responsibilities were low

I read about you in science journals of long ago

Straight from Africa until the white man come

Imperial colonialist Pom man, what've they done?

Rolling hills of Australia you roamed carefree and tight

Rolling redcoats washed over you with destructive hate

Redcoats walking free, destroying all they see

Many generations without a hug, many never walking free

Oz man, oz man what have we become?

Years pass by, imperial damage never to be undone

Oz man oz man oz man, forgive me my ancestors

After all, they were a bunch of white, transgressive jesters

#imperialism #australia #spilled thoughts #oz talks #australian poetry #colonialism #fuck white supremacy #fuck white people

[obsoleteozymandias]

Genuinely can’t comprehend that people paint Raphael as some intimidating and overwhelmingly charismatic man that he’s not. You know what he is?

A massive fucking loser (affectionate and derogatory).

Bro wrote his own theme song that rhymes and sounds like the shitty villain rap in a Highschool theater production.

Bro recites poetry at you in an attempt to be whimsical and mysterious but when you don’t play along he gets all >:(.

Bro lasts all of 3 seconds in bed and has sex with a prostitute his fucking DAD sent him that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM.

There is nothing intimidating about this man save for his power, which he uses to pull the most ridiculously self absorbed bullshit anyone has ever seen.

Raphael is a massive loser and it’s high time we started treating him like one.

#bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #oz talks #raphael baldur's gate 3 #raphael bg3 #shitpost #bg3 shitpost

[coffee-and-manslaughter]

Relistening to Night Vale as an adult makes Strex Corp so much more horrifying

#wtnv #oz talks

[ozmaba]

I'm almost finished with tgcf, and I have to say Jun Wu is one of the most annoying villains I've ever seen. "I'm OnLy DoInG tHiS tO eDuCaTe YoU fOr YoUr OwN BeNeFiT." Fuck him and his condescending attitude. I'm not even angry, I'm incredibly annoyed.

Maybe it's so aggravating because it's been a while since I've seen this type of villain.

#oz talks #tgcf

[theosb0rnway]

What my mother thinks of my new fictional crush:

#Oz talks #Scream #Stu macher #scream 1996 #ghostface

[ozzymilly]

super clustered n messy but I wanted to make a sort of moodboard/ outfit board :P wish I owned/ had all this stuff that would be so funnnnnn XP

#safe agere #agere #agere boy #sfw agere #pet regressor #bat regression #halloween agere #my edit #outfit board #moodboard #agere board #oz talks #my stuff

[texaschainsawmascara]

tessgivnishartist on ig

#horror #art #fan art #talk to me #midsommar #hereditary #ari aster #florence pugh #toni collette #little shop of horrors #frank oz #rick moranis #evil dead #the evil dead #sam raimi #ash williams #bruce campbell #a24