#peacock worm

[ollyneanderthal]

hybrids 2: uakari mermaids

since it’s mermay!

#ollyneanderthal art #creature design #mermay 2023 #mermay #mermaid #chimera #monster design #uakari #new world monkey #coelacanth #peacock worm #deep sea #gharial #seahorse #speculative biology #monkey

[kedreeva]

Nosiest boy would like to know why I am throwing yucky grass seed on the ground instead of giving him peanuts?? What kind of service is this??

#peafowl #peacocks #Indie #poppa p #Aurora #they all get so mad when they see me throwing stuff #and it's not for them #you all JUST got treats #you got forbidden bread because it's worming day #AND blueberries because Aris wouldn't eat bread #let me put down grass seed in peace!!

[luvisia]

can we be crazy about simon peacock again (?)

#'again' like we didn't sleep on mr night of the living dead #like as a fandom #I really don't think he got everything he deserved back in 2016 #where is your obsession #seeing everyone awooga over re4 merchant made me really sit and think #where is that energy for worm boy #outlast #the murkoff account #simon peacock

[antiqueanimals]

Under the Sea. Written by Maurice Burton, illustrated by Maurice Wilson, and published in 1960.

#marine life #peacock worms #echinoderms #rosy feather-stars #maurice wilson

[sweatyflytrap]

Tag Game!!

nine people you’d like to know better. Doing this again because i tagged got by @effervescentdragon and @earthdoves ☺️

last song: random playlist I was listening to on my walk. Last song it played was Maneater by Nelly Furtado (i was off in lala land and needed hype bgm)

currently watching: absolutely nothing because my brain cannot focus enough to watch shit even though my friend has been after me to watch the Cillian Murphy show where he is a mob boss

current obsession: how do I befriend the sparrows I see on my walk everyday like should I start carrying seeds? Do they even like seeds? I was gonna befriend the dogs but my mom banned me so birds it is

currently reading : online job listings because my year of sleep and relaxation is coming to an end 😭

Tagging @wewentcarracing, @lil-shiro and @danielverstappen if you would like to 🩷

#tag game #on the sparrow bit #i see them catching worms to eat but i am terrified of them so that is not an option #also there are peacocks but i don't end up watching them everyday so ya 😔 #dogs were the easiest honestly but then they would follow me home and my family will not be amused #cant even pet them because i touch my face too much

[starsandthorn]

i'm so sad about no archipelago rerun but i will forgive it all for klee and kaeya outfits

#personal stuff #delete later #KLEE BABYYYYYYY #this cast actually makes me so excited for whatever comes up next #KAEYA AND COLLEI. KAEYA AND KOKOMI!!!!!!!!!!!! #i do hope e*la is tolerable this update. i think she was at her best during weinlesefest tbh #FONTAINE CRUMBS TOO AUAUGUHGGUH [RIPS AND TEARS] #THE MUSIC. THE FUCKING ACCORDION YEAAHG #actually really interesting. is this the first version where we've had No new characters released? #OH MY FUCKING GOD KAEYA HANGOUT??????????? WHAT #i will reiterate. klee and kaeya outfits #WITCH KLEEEEE #AND PEACOCK FEATHERS KAEYA I AM KISSING HIM #FREE LAYLA YEAAAAAAAAHG #C2 FOR ME #aoaougghh i am so ready for the lore of whatever this place is #OOH THE CARTS ARE GOING TO BE A PREQUEL TO AIRSHIPS IN FONTAINE MARK MY WORMS #windblume balloon games makes an incredibly cute return #THE FONTAINE TEASER AT THE END AAAAAAAHG #i'm so excited. what the fuck #ALL IN ALL. LOOKS LIKE A GREAT UPDATE I AM VERY EXCITED

[feralthembo]

Senji Kiyomasa my beloved

#if youre a weeb or weeb adjacent and you like gore go read deadman wonderland. they fma03d the anime but the manga is good #also peacock did nothing wrong and i will die on that hill but yknow thats a whole can of worms #thats this franchise's grell sutcliff for the unaware

[sketchyorsomething]

So ik this is kinda out of the ordinary for me but I was told just now that a good friend of my sibling is a candidate for a famous Modeling Reality-TV Show and my sibling didn't know until I found out because of a TikTok one of my friends sent me and told her

Like wtf

He "jokingly" told my sibling that he wants to apply for that show which wasn't a big suprise because he already had some modeling experience but the fact that it apparently wasn't a joke-

We are all from small villages scattered around somewhere in the nowhere and now he is in a national Popculture TV-show

#no thoughts head empty #i'm happy for him #but that was kinda unexpected #can you tell which show I mean #(worm/peacock) #but psssssst #send help

[thundertide]

FOR KAGOTA --- Azalea: Who does your character wish would take better care of themselves?

Flower And Tree Language Prompts!

Azalea: Who does your character wish would take better care of themselves?

"Childe. Running off without thinking into a fight's how you get your ass killed, and I don't care if you haven't died yet. Yet is the word there we're trying avoid! I can't keep the first aid kit damn stocked long enough to actually call it a damn first aid kit!" Worried? About her husband? Maybe always-

"...If you want other names too, my unit. Sera. And that peacock in Mondstadt - Kaeya. All of them push themselves too damn hard and ignore what they need for the sake of work or other people. You can't help anyone if you're down for the count - can't work, either, if you're bedbound. Why does nobody think of this but me?"

#You've Got Mail [Asks] #Waltzofphoenix #IC; Kagota #XD I love how she's like “OH YEAH AND KAEYA THE PEACOCK” #She won't EVER admit Kaeya is her friend because that's an entire can of worms she's not dealing with XD #But also I can't wait to flesh out her unit too #There's plans coming for that maybe possibly <w<

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

so joker takes over a news station, and wants to cast a news report on the weather with some new scheme of it raining joker toxin, but joker doesn't take into account that his hair is the same shade of green as the green screen, so his head just blends in with the background and it becomes a new gotham meme to green screen or edit things into jokers hair.

he hates it so much he goes pink for a week.

(what things do you think they edited into his hair?)

Love this.

A few ideas:

Batarangs

Sticks of dynamite

Guns

Cheese puffs

Gummy worms

Various historical hairstyles

Peacock tail

Toothpicks

Swords

An actual clown wig

A bunch of smaller Jokers

Devil horns

Silly string

#joker #Gotham #batman

[capriciouscapsss]

How Will Your F/S Pursue You♚

Book A Reading With Me 💞

today, as i finish up the last of my readings for the week, i am eager to return just to make another reading talking about how your f/s will pursue you! go ahead and book a reading if you'd like to learn more about your future spouse or don't, whatever's fine 😭 today I'm doing a short reading since again I don't have that much time but I still want to make something cute 💞 with that being said...let's get started 💞💞

we have four piles; intuitively choose the one you're most drawn to. 

Pile I. woman sm*king

[8oS, 9oS, 2oS, KoW, 7oC, the fool, p, s.c]

your person pursues you in a more laidback way. they're very unsure of themselves, most of them not likely to go ahead and pursue you without being sure that you're even in to them in the first place. they're quite shy. i can see them being the type of people that only stare at you when they know you're not watching. looking at you when you look at something else with a small smile on their face. thinking of you constantly. asking themselves if you like them or not. they might even be in a state of unrest, a will they won't they type of thing when it comes to pursuing you.

once they know though...then they change. they start acting different. start carrying themselves with more confidence. they start joking about so much lmao, almost like since they know that you're reciprocating their energy they feel comfortable enough to show you their true selves. also the type that feels that, after knowing you like them, will start to fantasize a lot about what could be. like they see you somewhere and they think about you for hours after.

pursuing you would be them being super shy at first, acting like you're not there. and then once they start getting the vibe that you're feeing them as well, that's when they start vibing more. being spontaneous, saying stuff that'll catch you off guard. being more possessive, grabbing at your waist or simply just letting people know that there's something going on between you both.

now please understand, these people will mess up. they might not say the right thing or do the right thing all the time. in fact, i think the f/s of this pile will be the one that messes up the most. they're not that experienced in the area of love, but one thing i will tell you is that having them pursue you is chaotic and funny but most of all warm.

Pile II. lonely in a movie theater

[the emperor, 4oW, KoS, Justice, 10oC, 10oS]

smooth talker fr. someone who knows how to worm their way into the heart of who they're talking to. i feel like they like to talk about the future. when you both are together they might look at random stuff and tell you to think of both of you doing those things together. they make themselves appear bigger too lmao like a peacock showing off their feathers.

also, things will get a little dark for a second so bare with me but, they're not people who know what happiness exactly is. they don't have a good picture of a happy healthy relationship.

that's why they seem to chase it with such vigor. they want what they've never had. they've likely grown up around people with silver tongues, people that can say exactly what you want to hear. might even be a fan of baby talk or just sweetening their words a lot. i also feel like that your person might highlight your differences to them a great deal. for ex. if they have dark hair and you have light hair you'll hear them say "if we have kids, i want them to have your hair"

being with you will also put them out of their comfort zone, like finding out that their words can also be met with actions. their words speaking of their future with you and their actions making sure no one tries to get with you in order to make it happen. telling you your attractive and making sure they show you off at the same time.

Pile III. riding a motorcycle

[PoW, 9oP, 2oW, AoP, AoC,Strength]

a definite gift giver. like this is giving me taurus/2nd house venus energy. someone that doesn't know how to love in words or actions but they're definitely good gift givers. they're very romantic. whether it be a small gift or a big one they're definitely going to deliver.

they like showing you their idea of what a better life could be at their side. might like taking you on trips fully paid. they have moneyyy. i imagine them taking you to a vacation spot and telling you about this plate on the menu that they love but you haven't tried; they're going to do all they can to make sure you try it as well. even if it means you ordering two plates lmao.

also i believe that they could win you over by just being there for you. supporting you, making sure that you're well cared for. loving you even in the hardest of times. they'd like to also act like they were hurt in order for you to take care of them lmao.

probably likes teasing you and commenting on how much you love him more. how you're the one who's fallen hopelessly in love all whilst knowing that they're the one that's fallen hard. might be a little more on the dramatic side lmao, think wattpad king falling for the calm and collected wallflower.

Pile IV. riding in the passenger seat

[AoW, 9oS, 8oS, 2oC, The Fool, QoP]

a mess in a heart shaped bottle. they don't know how to act. they're the type of people that change tactics easily. one moment they're totally going to go for it and the next they don't know how to approach you correctly.

they're Katy Perry's "Hot and Cold" personified. like they remind me a bit of Stiles from Teen wolf. they can be the type of person that feels like they have a 15 year plan then just like he did, they throw caution to the wind and ditch all that for a chance to talk to you. their way of coming to you is from all angles and from no where all at once. acts like they have no interest and then they forget about all that and they're professing love to you.

they'll behave very weirdly lmao. i mean i can imagine them going to you and telling you about their plans with you. trying to win you over slowly. taking you on dates. treating you with care and respect. being careful to not even touch you LMAO and then i can see them forget about all that and just be spontaneous. taking you on last minute adventures, calling you out of the blue. stuff like that.

will get crazy if they find out someone's trying to steal you from them but they also love the chase. love knowing that you're into them but almost acting coy? I can also see them approaching you as a friend at first. Aquarius vibes? but with a stable purpose. so aqua and taurus mixed.

#pick a card #pick a pile #pick a card reading #pac reading #intuitive reading #intuition #astro notes #FS pac #fs reading

[kedreeva]

So this is Tootles, the lost boy. He's very mad about being contained and desperately wants to hang out with other birds. He will, thankfully, be going down to my neighbors tomorrow. They recently lost their previous male to old age, and had been discussing getting a baby from me, but it seems like fate that a boy should just appear out of nowhere for them instead.

Since Tootles is still flighty, they'll have to work on hanging out with him and earning some trust, but they're very good to their birds, so I don't think they'll have a problem once he's allowed to relax with their ladies. It goes a long way for a flighty bird to be penned with chill birds, since they look to each other for how to act and react. Since their ladies are chill, it's more likely Tootles will chill as well.

#tootles #he's a great looking boy #i wormed him for them already too #so i think it'll be good #peafowl #peacocks #birds #my pets

[crevicedwelling]

thing I like about florida: sometimes when you’re flipping rocks and digging for bugs some feral poultry will approach you and sort of look at you like hail, standing-ape. spare a worm for a bipedal comrade? and then I have to go find a worm or roach for them and they follow me around for a while and forage for bugs with me and when I pack up to go they sort of get it like many thanks for the morsel. may your crop stay full, plumeless one

peacock was picky and refused worms, had to offer him a scarab grub. posh chicken

(Carina moschata domestic form, Pavo cristatus)

#birds #muscovy duck #Indian blue peafowl

[clairebearsparkles]

Spiritfarer x The Magnus Archives

Oliver Banks as the Spiritfarer made the most sense to me since he’s the End Avatar we know and love, so it makes sense he’d be the one to do this job. Plus he has a history with boats, it kinda works out.

Michael as a ferret at first didn’t have a love of thought behind it, but I realized that is sorta the point. He was an extremely not special guy, he was just a normal man, just a ferret. His lack of importance to the greater need of Gertrude was his tragedy, he was dispensable.

Jane as a pile of worms is due to her actual connection to the worms, but it’s even more than that. When I was figuring out whether or not I actually wanted to add her to I had to ask did she die with the wasp next or did she die in the archives, and that is the point of her spirit. She is this mess of worms trying to recreate a version of herself from before the wasp nest, someone who simply does not exist anymore.

Agnes is a peacock styled as a phoenix, to show how she was mythicized by everyone who met and knew her, but she was still always just a person, just an average bird with the weight of her prophecy on her shoulders.

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus institute #the magnus pod #the magnus archive fanart #tma art #tma fanart #magpod #magnuspod #mag fanart #michael shelley #michael distortion #distortion michael #jane prentiss #worm wife #agnes montague #oliver banks #tma season 3 spoilers #tma s3 spoilers #spiritfarer #clairebear art #spiritfarer tma au

[galedekarios]

your tags on my ea gale clip sum up really well something i've been thinking about for a while now! even on full release, it seems to me like a big part of the hate gale gets stems from people's insecurity; he kind of disrupts this power fantasy some people seem to desire where they have to be the most cool and capable person on the team. gale is more knowledgeable than the player about certain magic-related things, was very powerful before being tadpoled, has a close association with a goddess, etc. and he isn't exactly humble or shy about boasting about his magic skills. so then a lot of people instantly get defensive over their own character's capabilities and dislike him because of that. that's what i think, anyway.

i couldn't agree more, really!

it's strange to see just how much larian has toned down this aspect of gale from early access to full release to the point of changing his introduction scene entirely from being extremely capable and saving himself to being a damsel in distress (with the added bonus of adding in even more options to kill him than there were in early access, which is yet another can of worms entirely imo, esp considering that they removed a perfectly valid rp option for a certain companion on a certain beach).

i'm not saying i don't like the new introduction scene. i do! it's sweet, it's very cute, but it's also very, very different and i think we can make a fair assumption as to why it was changed.

it doesn't seem to have helped much tho because even now people have an issue with the fact that a wizard prodigy, graduate of blackstaff academy, mentee of elminster, archwizard of waterdeep and (ex) chosen of mystra knows more about magic and other related academic pursuits than they do/their player character does.

be it asking them if they're versed in magic, which is still clearly done to suss out if he found someone capable of dealing with the orb, or the amount of times i've seen people either peacock or complain about the cleansing of the ritual circle in balthazar's room.

again, it's just so weird to me, personally, considering gale makes it clear that dealing with such dark magic was his bread and butter as a chosen. it's natural he would see himself as most qualified to ensure it's safely rendered inert.

it's not bratty, it's not arrogant, it's not bullying, it's not talking down to you or your character.

it's simply a fact.

#ppl love to point and laugh at the fragile egos of gamer dudes but like #how is this any different #ch: gale dekarios #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #text: asks #text: personal #fandom critical

[bootleg-nessie]

Rating the Accuracy of Animal Names:

(I keep updating this list so check back later)

Marine Iguana: 1/10. They don’t allow lizards in the military

Honey Badger: 1/10. It’s not even made out of honey

Horny toad: 0/10. First of all, this is a lizard. Second of all, I couldn’t find one that was willing to have sex with me so they must not actually be all that horny

Crabeater seal: 1/10. They don’t even eat crabs. Felt uncomfortable asking about the other kind but I’d guess probably not those either

Comb jellyfish: 4/10. Doesn’t even have hair

Hammerhead shark: 10/10. Stop killing hammerhead sharks to make hammers

Paper nautilus: 1/10. Paper would get too soggy

Red Panda: 2/10. Not a panda. More orange than red

Jellyfish: 0/10. Not even a fish, but if it were, jelly would be one of the worst things to be made out of

Electric eel: 5/10. Not an eel. Shocking, I know

Blue footed booby: 2/10. My disappointment is immeasurable. Turns out this lying sack of shit is a just a stupid BIRD

Spiny lumpsucker: 8/10. Apparently this fish is named because it has spines AND a suction cup, not because it sucks on spiny lumps

Pleasing fungus beetle: 2/10. Why would fungus be pleased by a beetle eating it? It just worked so hard to grow

Chicken turtle: 1/10. This is just a regular turtle, there are no chickens involved

Red lipped batfish: 8/10. Not a bat. Does have red lips. Also looks incredibly sexy with that makeup on

Aye aye: 10/10. Does in fact, have two eyes

Blobfish: 10/10 out of water, 1/10 in water. The blobfish gets a bad rap, it only looks like a blob because some dickhead pulled it out of its natural habitat at the bottom of the fucking ocean. You’d look pretty weird if you switched places with them too

Dik dik: 5/10 if male, 0/10 if female. This one’s pretty self explanatory

Mountain chicken: 0/10. THIS IS A FUCKING FROG. STOP NAMING ANIMALS AFTER CHICKENS!

Peacock: 0/10. It pees out of a cloaca, not a cock. Technically it doesn’t even pee either

Monarch butterfly 1/10. They aren’t even one of the species of insects that has a queen, let alone understands the concept of monarchism

Cockatiel: 0/10. They do not have teal cocks

Monkey slug caterpillars: 1/10. These are neither slugs nor monkeys, nor are they some kind of fucked up monkey/slug hybrid. Terrible name all around, the only part they got right was caterpillar

Robin: 5/10. It’s a shame this bird has to resort to thievery but we all have to put worms on the table somehow

Alligator snapping turtle: 1/10. This is not an alligator, nor does it even have the fingers to snap with

Ground squirrel: 5/10. Please don’t grind squirrels

Axolotl: 0/10. Doesn’t ask a lot. Doesn’t ask anything at all

Sea robin: 7/10 This is what happens when the land robin goes pro. This creepy fuck evolved little fingers just to steal things. Is this where fish fingers come from?

Tasmanian devil: 8/10. Much like the christian devil, cool name and way more chill than most people give them credit for. Statistically speaking, they’re far from the deadliest player on the board, but they do have the strongest bite force and won’t hesitate to use it if provoked

Water deer: 7/10. No. This is a meat deer

Star nosed mole: 7/10. Name is somewhat misleading, nose merely star shaped, and not a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace

Paddlefish: 3/10. Too narrow to effectively be used as a paddle

Shoebill stork: 1/10. Not made of real shoes. Doesn’t pay bills either

Great white shark: 8/10. I’m inclined to agree for the most part but who came up with the name, David Duke?

Bioko drill: 0/10. At least the hammerhead shark looks like a hammer, this stupid monkey doesn’t even remotely resemble a drill

Hippo Tang: 0/10. That’s a fish, and hippos don’t even drink Tang

Bluejay: 3/10. Not actually blue, it’s just a trick of the light. I bet their real name probably isn’t even Jay either

Satanic Nightjar: 4/10. Should be called “slightly evil looking bird” instead

Tarantula hawk wasp: 1/10. Not a tarantula. Not a hawk. Starting to question if it’s even a wasp

Goblin shark: 10/10? Ever seen their jaw move? They sure are gobblin’

Nudibranch: 5/10. The nude part is accurate but it’s a sea slug, not a tree branch. Not even sure how you could possibly make that mistake

Mongoose: 0/10. No mon, it’s not a goose

Bison: 7/10. I just googled it, bison have more gay sex than straight sex so calling them bi is actually pretty accurate. Points removed because there are bidaughters too

Ram: 10/10. They sure do!

Mandrill: 2/10. They could probably be taught to use drills but I couldn’t find any research on this

Silver fox: 1/10. Silver is way too heavy of an element for an animal to be made of

Mayfly: 9/10 Yeah, they might

Fin whale: 10/10. Yep, whales have fins. Glad we cleared that up

Macaroni penguin: 1/10. They don’t eat macaroni

Horseshoe crab: 0/10. Not a crab. Doesn’t wear horseshoes either

Fangtooth: 10/10. Objectively I have to give it a 10 but this is the stupidest fucking name on the whole list. What’s next, knucklefist? Titboob?

Milkfish 1/10. If I go to your house and you offer me fish milk I’m fucking leaving

Little penguin: 10/10. Telling it exactly like it is

Spider monkey: 1/10. Was expecting a monkey with 8 limbs. Let down once again

Glass frog: 2/10. Not actually made out of glass

Hummingbird: 1/10. They can’t even hum

Centipede: 3-35.4/10. Depends on the species, very few actually have 100 legs

Millipede: 0.8-8/10. They have 800 legs at the most

Sockeye salmon: 1/10. Socks would make terrible eyes

Furry lobster: 10/10, 11/10 if that’s a fursuit

Flying fish: 4/10. Merely glides

Sailfish: 3/10. Doesn’t actually know how to sail

Blanket octopus: 2/10. Octopuses make terrible blankets

Cane Toad: 2/10. Can walk just fine without a cane

#biology #evolutionary biology #evolution #science #animals #animal #r/196 #196 #r/196archive #/r/196 #rule #meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #Darwin #funny #lol #funny shit #funny content #funny memes #funny stuff #sharks