#piss Billy that is

[wh01sstanl3y]

2006 Black Christmas truthers are the most oppressed minority💔(aside from gamers)

#this is how it feels to be me #I know yall don’t care but I’ll keep piss posting #piss Billy that is #I’m not into pee #slashers #black christmas #billy lenz #black christmas 1974 #horror #slasher #black christmas 2006 #fanart #I like to believe that the two Billies co-exist as little buddies who hang out sometimes because I make them #:) #I need to stop talking to myself in the tags of my own post

[vermwerm]

WHO EVEN IS THAT GUY...

#kib art #ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #ultrakill fanart #gabriel ultrakill #digital art #digital artist #digital artwork #artists on tumblr #he doesnt hav his swords #AND hes in the nether #his ass is pissed #tried smth silly billy w the shading and i quite like how it turned out!! [even if it was a fucking PAIN to execute]

[rad-batson]

Headcanon that Billy is not only immune to the magical lightning that helps him transform, but he’s also immune to normal lightning and all other forms of electricity.

At first, the realization is super cool. Billy doesn’t get hurt by static electricity anymore. He’s immune to Freddy’s hand buzzer pranks. He even gets 200 bucks from some big shot teenagers that dared him to touch an electric fence.

The problem comes when he tries to catch the bus in the rain one day and gets struck by REAL lightning. In front of dozens of people. Who are not supposed to know he’s immune to lightning. And Billy is very bad at improv.

Billy: *gets struck by lightning*

Billy: WHAT THE F—

Everyone: O_O

Billy: Oooo ouchh

Billy: I am in so much pain

#billy batson #dc captain marvel #captain marvel dc #shazam #dc universe #dc #freddy freeman #billy is bad at acting #wwyd if a child got struck by lightning in front of you then just walked it off #yes he did pretend to die in front of the teenagers just to watch them piss themselves in fear #billy batson is a little shit #but he's my little shit #magical girl billy batson #can you tell I'm going through my drafts today

[medium-rare-bimbo]

Piss kink with billy Hargrove

Mean billy x crybaby reader

♡Masterlist♡

MINORS DNI

May contain Dubcon, humiliation, piss obviously

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♡ you were driving back from a party one town over, you hadnt drank much alcohol sticking to your giant cup of whatever fruity drink you had, constantly refilling it so you hand your hands full

♡ you had needed to pee a couple of houses back but was sure you could hold it, however when billy was constantly hitting the bumps in the road causing your bladder to jolt making the ache worse

♡ half way down a deserted road you were pressing your thighs together with so much force that you were frozen still to the seat whimpering every time the car shifted

♡ billy wasnt and idiot, not in the slightest, he knew the clenching of your thighs wasnt from arousal he was good, but he wasnt that good. He purposefully swerved for the bumps and holes in the road as soon as he saw the furrow of your brow and the squeezing of you legs indicating that you needed to pee

♡ you would occasionally glance at him hoping he would ask what was wrong so you wouldnt have to blurt out your needs, working up the confidence to speak, with watering eyes and heated cheeks you pathetically whispered out "billy I need to pee..."

♡ "What d'ya say? couldn't hear you" knowing full well he did of course he wasnt going to admit that to you, seeing you wiggle in discomfort was so much better then letting you say things without being embarrassed

- "i-.. I need to pee.."

♡ he barked out a mocking laugh "you need to pee? Really? Why didnt you do before we left? I told you to go before we got in the car"

"I-I tried to go but I couldnt-"

"You tried? So you didnt go? God women- you're gonna have to hold it I'm not pulling over theres no bathrooms until we get back to Hawkins -"

"But billy I need to go now! I'm not gonna be able to hold it for that long"

♡ your voice was shaking and your lips were wobbling as your tears started to fall as you tried to convince him to find somewhere to let you relieve yourself

"Wh-what if I pee myself-"

♡ he grabbed you by the neck at tilted your face with gritted teeth he growled out

"You piss on my seat I'm leaving you out here to fend for yourself ya hear me?"

"No billy please! I just want to pee please dont leave me"

♡ at this point you were sobbing your full bladder and thoughts of Billy abandoning you in the middle of a road where hardly anyone came by was becoming too much. He suddenly stopped the car, pulling over to the side of the road getting out and storming his way over to your side and opening the car door before removing your seat belt and pulling you out.

♡ "if you want to piss so badly do it now"

"W-what-"

"You heard me, you either piss now or do it in the car"

"But its embarrassing Billy- I- i dont want to pee on the floor-"

♡ your tears increased as you spoke, your voice sounding like a whiny crybaby. Billy grabbed your shoulders and pushed you down so you were squatting

"Piss."

"I need to take of my underwear a-and my shoes- t-they'll get all wet and gross-"

" jesus you're so high maintenance" He pushed you on your back pulling your shoes off, throwing them into the car "Just pull them to the side for God sake, you wanted to piss so bad, now piss"

♡ he sat in your seat staring down at you as you looked up at him sobbing mess with your hand between your thighs pushing your underwear to the side giving him a small glance at your cunt, The other holding on to his car while you tried to balance yourself

"Billy.. cant go if you're watching i-'is dirty"

"Suck it up You either go now or never"

♡ you let out a whimper and looked away to humiliated for him to see your face however his eyes were no where near your face rather glued to your pussy as it started to release the thing you've been desperately holding In

♡ your pussy fluttered as you finally got release you whined and whimpered as you hear him let out a groan, the liquid spreading over the floor and soaking into the ground aswell as your socks you tried to shuffle out the way to avoid it but your efforts were useless as you almost fell back into your mess (which billy chuckled at)

♡ a car drove passed making you squeal with embarrassment, your chest stuttering as you tried to calm yourself praying they didnt see you. what felt like an eternity you finally finished you gave a few squirts of piss trying to get all of it out, some of it dribbling down your thighs. You looked up at him, you hadnt stopped crying since he pulled you out of the car, he looked down at you, his hand resting on his bulge.

"What? You went now get in the car but take your socks off I'm not having your piss covered feet in my car"

"I- I need a napkin billy I'm all gross"

♡ he rolled his eyes smirking down af you before leaning down

"Too bad, shouldnt have used all of the ones we had to do your make up"

His condescending tone making you cry even more as you asked him to try and find something

♡ he huffed and pulled you to your feet peeling off your socks and making you lie back on the seat

"Billy what are you doing-"

"Shut up"

♡ he pulled your underwear back to the side and put his mouth over you now soaked pussy he cleaned up the remnants of your piss making sure you were all "clean" so you wouldnt complain. The only noises heard were your sniffles, whimpers and Billy's slurping.

♡ he sat up and slapped your thigh before wiping his mouth with his sleeve, he pulled you into a kiss which you tried to back out off, disgusted,  but unfortunately for you he kept you in place. He shut your door and got back into the car, the silence was overwhelming and you werent sure how to respond or act after experiencing what you just did.

"Just so you know I'm going to ruin that ass when we get home, we're going to be home late because of you"

#billy hargrove x reader #stranger things x reader #billy hargrove smut #billy x reader #tw: piss kink

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.” 

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxpj #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #billy batson #Danny was adopted by Clockwork who is the origin behind Kronos #Oh they're both orphans? No one to take care of them? #Goddamnit Clockwork you made sure Ellie found them didn't you #Liminals are hidden from monsters thanks to feeling like them & the dead #CW: If they won't take care of their kids then I'll give the lil demigods to my favorite son :) #The JL finding out Billy is a child: You need a guardian- how could we let this happen #Billy: Actually my older sister has looked 12 for the last 100 years and my younger brother looks 20 so that's very human-ist of you #Percy peering out at some camp people who are trying to see if he's home: MA There's some weird ass cats outside! #Percy: Am I allowed to throw the pool at them 'cause they aren't taking no for an answer #Danny teaching the kids how to use powers: Alright and now we're going to your other dad and moms to learn magic #Danny: And how to shoot a gun in Val's case because I will forget gun safety #Everlasting Quartet #Phantastic Four #“Hey Marvel how do you know that info about Dr Fate he looks so pissed??” #“Oh one of my parents know him and they don't get along so now we always take the chance to call him a lil Bitch but politely” #Percy: Billy if you can summon lightning and I can control water can we combine them #Billy: One way to find out- hey Daaaaan #Camp people trying to find Percy: Wtf wtf wtf #The pantheon: WHAT DO YOU MEAN KRONOS HAD ANOTHER CHILD?! WHERE?! HOW!? #Clockwork: Look at my Favorite Child who doesn't Fuck with the Timeline or are Raging Hypocrites & takes care of his kids #Clockwork curled up with Danny & new grandchildren in his chest like a mother crocodile: Everything is as it should be :) #Marvel: Look at my lil brother isn't he adorable he's a year younger than me but takes more after our other mom #Percy: Hi Mr Aquaman I can control water & talk to fish and was wondering if you have any tips #“Marvel we're going to die-” “No we're not lemme call my big brother- if he can destroy the timeline he can fix it” “If he What”

[plistommy]

#Hands on hips when a hot guy looks at you

#Stop acting pissed Steve I know you want them to fuck you #SIGH #the way Steddie is like lighter and then like Harringrove is darker #PLEASE #harringrove is the perfect enemies to lovers #while Steddie is more like rivals to lovers or rivals to friends to lovers #I LOVE THESE SHIPS SO MUCH #steve harrington #billy hargrove #eddie munson #harringrove #steddie #harringroveson #metalsandwich #stranger things

[spideyhexx]

billy literally will be in bed with you and when you complain about needing to get up to piss, he just groggily tells you to piss in the bed with him

okay this did give me a different thought that is similar but not the same and I will post that separately but HERE

mdni; tw piss

Billy has a tight hold on you, his chest to your back in his bed. He hasn't fallen asleep yet, but he's close to fully drifting off when you try to pry his arm off of you, which only makes him tighten it. "Don't leave right now," he mumbles, pressing his face further to your neck, his breath soft to your skin.

"Billy, I need to pee." And you hear him grumble, shifting behind you as he wraps himself even tighter to your body. "just go right here, 's okay. no leavin'," he mutters, placing a soft kiss to your shoulder. You mull it over in your head a few times and he sighs, "'s okay, piss right here, honey," and he doesn't need to mention it again because the pressure is too much and Billy's arms are too warm, too comfortable.

His leg is between yours, so the moment you begin relieving yourself, the liquid soaks to his thigh and he instinctively presses his thigh up between your thighs until you've finished, your body relaxing more into him. Billy lets out a breath, "mmm, better?" He can't help it either. He's so sleepy, but his hips buck against your ass so you can feel how his dick has hardened. You nod to him to tell him it's better now and press yourself back against him.

He doesn't end up even fucking you, he pushes his underwear down a little and lets his cock nestle between your wet thighs, grinding himself against your skin, mumbling, "wish I waited till I got my....fuck, till I got my dick right here for you to piss," and his words slur from his sleepiness, some of his murmurs are incomprehensible as he lazily fucks your thighs, snaking his hand down to rub your clit until you both come together. And he leaves the mess of his cum and your piss, mumbling something about how he'll clean it tomorrow before he passes out. (he says he loves you before falling asleep)

#billyasks #cw piss #cw piss kink #billy the kid #billy the kid x reader #billy the kid smut #billy the kid x you #billy the kid fanfiction #william h bonney #william bonney #william bonney smut #william bonney x reader #william bonney x you #william h bonney x reader #william h bonney smut #william h bonney x you #william h bonney imagine #william h bonney fanfiction #billy the kid imagine

[suspiciouslackofclowns]

I’m having a lot of thoughts about super protective Steve right now, but I’m also having a lot of writer’s block so I don’t have the energy to actually set the whole scene.

I need Billy and Steve delivering pizzas and snacks to The Party (including the Corroded Coffin guys) to wherever they’re holding their campaign. Maybe somewhere in the woods because it’s aesthetic and the weather is nice, like out by Castle Byers.

The kids are fine with Harringroveson for the most part by now, though a couple of them (namely Dustin) don’t always get along the best with Billy. He tries really hard so it’s getting better, but progress is slow. He’s still detested by the Corroded Coffin guys (namely Gareth).

I love the misunderstood character trope for some reason. I love the idea of other characters hating Billy’s image, the idea of him, but when they get to know him as more than the asshole jock they peg him as, they realize he isn’t all that bad.

Maybe Gareth makes one too many comments about not wanting Billy there. Calls him an asshole and provokes him with the intention of validating his own perception of the blond. Maybe even goes as far as to insinuate that the only reason Eddie or Steve are with him is because of his looks. Something mean that’s said in a teasing tone, but hits just as hard despite it.

Billy doesn’t react with white hot rage like everyone’s expecting. He turns away and walks through the woods back to the car with a look of shame on his face, and Steve immediately jogs to catch up with him, lacing their fingers together as they weave through the trees.

Eddie stands there anxiously, wondering if he should follow them or if it’ll overwhelm his already upset boyfriend. He turns back to the group and looks pointedly at Gareth. Not angry. Just disappointed.

Which some could argue is worse.

“C’mon, man,” he sighs, gesturing vaguely. “You couldn’t be cordial until they left? He didn’t even do anything.”

“Made ‘em leave faster, didn’t it?”

Gareth’s tone is less sure than before, because after all, he isn’t a malicious person at his core. He’s clearly at odds with himself about hurting Billy’s feelings — he didn’t even think it was something that could happen.

Eddie just shakes his head and sighs.

“Well, you’ve poked the bear, so now shit’s gonna get testy.”

“What, like—“ Gareth gulps and his eyes blow wide. “Like Hargrove’s gonna kick my ass or something?”

At the words, Eddie laughs. Crosses his arms and sobers when he hears twigs crunch in the distance, a set of footsteps approaching once again.

“Not Billy,” Eddie whispers.

As if on queue, Steve emerges from between the trees. His jaw is clenched and his shoulders are squared. He gets eyes on Gareth before anything else, which has him scurrying up out of his seat on the floor. Ready to bolt.

Steve stops beside Eddie. Shrugs his hand off of his shoulder when Eddie sets it there and points an accusatory finger at Gareth. The movement makes him flinch even though he’s still a handful of feet away.

“I dunno what your fucking problem is, but you don’t say shit like that about my boyfriend when I’m around, you hear me?” Steve seethes. He eyes Gareth up and down like he’s sizing him up before he simply tsks and shakes his head. “You can find your way home in the dark for all I care, so don’t bother asking for a ride when the game’s over.”

He stares until Gareth nods, at which point some of the rage relaxes out of him. Only slightly.

Then he turns to Eddie.

“Get on the radio when you’re done?” he says much more softly. “I’m gonna go ahead and take him home.”

“Is he alright?”

“Yeah, but you know how he is.”

Eddie nods and cracks a smile.

“Big ol’ softie.”

“Mhmm.”

Steve mirrors his expression. Leans in for a quick kiss, then casts Gareth a final glare before he takes his leave.

Once he’s gone, Eddie huffs a laugh and intertwines his fingers over the back of his head.

“Jesus. Give him a while, he’ll get over it,” he dismisses. Glances over at Gareth, who looks about as startled as a mouse that’s been dropped into a snake pit. “Maybe.”

“Maybe?”

“I dunno, you could probably speed up the process by making Billy a cake or something.” When Gareth furrows his eyebrows, Eddie shrugs and laughs again. “I’ve never pissed Steve off that bad, but I have hurt Billy’s feelings before. My boy loves him some chocolate cake.”

There’s a beat of silence. Then two.

They wind up having to wrap the game up faster than they anticipated, because the nice weather becomes a drizzle which becomes a pour.

Steve goes against his word and gives Gareth a ride home.

The next day, he’s standing on their porch with a Tupperware container full of chocolate cupcakes that say srry 4 b-ing an a-hole in blue icing on top.

Billy immediately shoves one into his mouth and Steve reluctantly forgives Gareth, meanwhile Eddie is laughing his ass off because he didn’t really expect him to take his suggestion seriously.

#harringroveson #steddilly #metalsandwich #billy hargrove #steve harrington #eddie munson #gareth stranger things #Billy being soft at heart is my dearest hc #also I love the idea of Steve actually being the mean and scary one of the three of them #because he’s the least suspecting #give me more pissed Steve #drabble #my writing #rushed bc I don’t have it in me to make a whole thing out of it #so you get my unedited thoughts <3 #billy antis dni #also not a Gareth hate post I just think he’s a dick the same way Eddie’s a dick #they’re both obnoxious assholes

[darby-rowe]

so very glad we (you and kit) have started talking about billy with a piss kink cause god i need that man.

i want him to make me hold it and then push me up against the wall of a saloon outside in a darky alleyway and hike up my dress and make me piss on his cock while he jerks off and he has to keep me quiet and it’s so risky because anyone could walk by I MEAN WHAATTTTT WHO SAID THATTT

FOR THE LOVE OF GODDDDDDDDD

18+ | nsfw | mdni

cw piss, fem!reader

“c’mon, honey, give it to me,” billy gasps as you watch him fist his rock-hard cock positioned perfectly under your pussy. you’re whining at the ache of your bladder, having held in your piss for hours. and now you’re stuck in a quite compromising position outside of the saloon.

“honey — ah — c’mon,” billy grunts, and you watch with eyebrows drawn tight as his body shakes with the motion of his hand pumping his dick up and down. “fuck, hurry. ‘bout to cum,”

you feel a large wave of relief wash over your body as warm liquid finally came gushing out onto billy’s hand and cock. the sound and sight of him cumming hard has your pussy throbbing and pulsating, using your forefingers to spread your lips to make sure your aim is accurate.

#☽｡⋆ dally’s asks; #♡; dally writes! #cw piss #i need to be restrained and sedated #billy the kid #billy the kid 2022 #tom blyth #william h bonney #billy the kid x reader #billy the kid x you #billy the kid fanfiction #billy the kid smut

[shittysawtraps]

after moving into a suburban home with the apprentices, john becomes very active on nextdoor. upside is he starts trapping their prejudiced neighbors in the basement, downside is that he starts forcing the apprentices to participate in bake sales to support the local elementary school

#shitty saw traps #saw franchise #mod amanda #they adopt a dog named hacksaw that chases billy around the backyard #the apprentices are all pissed bc this isn’t what they signed up for #but john wants to live out his dad fantasies

[downtowncannibal]

Billy is goose coded

#you know how geese are always so fucking violent and pissed for no reason. #agnes... honk...its me...honk #billy lenz #black christmas #black christmas 1974

[harringroveera]

This is probably why Steve failed his French class

#harringrove #Plot twist Steve just says it like that to piss everyone off #billy hargrove #steve harrington #billy x steve #billy hargrove x steve harrington #robin buckley #incorrect harringrove quotes #harringroveera #harringrove meme #harringrove textpost #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #harringrove edit #harringrove memes #harringrove + text post #steve & robin #steve x billy #steve harrington meme #incorrect steve harrington #steve harrington x billy hargrove #dustin henderson

[blmpff]

Billy said: throw the whole coat away 😂

(23s) 11.12.23

#he got pissed at babe putting it on and off all the time lmao #billy patchanon #babe tanatat #y universe awards 2023 #the sign the series #cast #thai actors #blmpff

[rad-batson]

I used to be torn between Damian being like 5’4 forever or becoming tall like his mom and dad, but now I’m obsessed with the idea of him just suddenly sprouting to 6’5 (195) at the age of 16, surpassing his entire family by miles, but all of his friends are somehow even taller than him. Jon is 6’7, Colin is 6’6, Billy is 7’ (213) when he’s Captain Marvel. They still call him short at every opportunity, and it pisses him off almost as much as the realization that he’s also tall enough for most of daily life to now be a general nuisance.

He has to crouch to fit under shower-heads. Most door frames are a walking hazard. He gets smacked in the face with tree branches. His clothes never fit right. He has to contort himself every time Tim drives the Batmobile before him and forgets to adjust the seat back. He needs to eat SO MUCH all the the time. His feet stick off the bed. His knees don’t fit under tables. He’s still a master of stealth, but now he can’t fit through vents, and it is so fucking annoying that he regrets ever wanting to be tall and wishes he was 4’11 again.

#damian wayne #dc universe #dc #everyone thought he would win the genetic lottery but he just lost even harder #being tall is a safety hazard #Damian is pissed #robin damian #jon kent #colin wilkes #billy batson #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #superboy #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel

[eurydices-carnation]

Hey non existent penny dreadful fandom take some memes

#Angelique is my icon and my favorite character #Idgaf that she was in 2 episodes at most #I got pissed when Dorian killed her #penny dreadful #vanessa ives #ethan chandler #lily frankenstein #Angelique penny dreadful #dorian gray #victor frankenstein #joan clayton #hecate #reeve carney #patti lupone #Billie piper #eva green #josh hartnett #Johnny Beauchamp #Idk the other actors names sorry

[tojigasm]

riding butcher while he's smoking a cig and you try and take it from him and he smacks your hand away... yea.

#this is very much the sister thought of my Butcher shotgunning you fic i have in my drafts rn #oh my god... #billy butcher #billy butcher x reader #oh and he'd be pissed u even tried it #i wanna make him mad so bad