#plants of the gods

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[happyheidi]

Joe Thomas photography

#such beautiful architecture! #and the photos!! my god!! #they’re magnificent! #joe thomas #cottagecore #nature #naturecore #city aesthetic #city architecture #warmcore #photography #cats #animals #autumn #autumn aesthetic #fall #fall aesthetic #plants #overgrown #brown aesthetic #new york #travel

[strawberry-s0ap]

pink marine life stimboard for anon!

x x x / x x x / x x x

#god bless you for this request anon #stimboard #stim #gifs #animals #plants #marine life #fish #water #blue #pink #white #purple #requests

[chocomars]

I need everyone to stop being mean to him

inspired by this

#bring him back #and bring him a new plant for the love of god #commander cody #the clone wars #star wars #star wars the clone wars #swtcw #the bad batch #tcw art #tbb art #star wars art #marsdraws #marsrb

[dailybotany]

In honor of a bunch of my friends being served iris rhizomes instead of daylily bulbs at a skills event and puking their guts out all night, here is a friendly reminder about wild edibles:

Do not eat any wild edibles that are at all new to you or you are even a little uncertain about without double and triple checking the ID with a trusted, professional resource. ABSOLUTELY DO NOT feed wild edibles to anyone else that you haven't repeatedly IDed and eaten yourself with no problems.

#there is very little space to be uncertain with wild edibles ESPECIALLY when you are sharing them #(also anyone who makes THAT particular mistake needs to go back to the drawing board & learn how to look at plants because how do you even- #wild edibles #foraging #plantblr #thank god it wasnt a more dangerous mistake and all that happened was 50% of the group throwing up for a night #raincoats speaks

[raventriquolist]

HE IS SOMEHOW EVEN MORE PRETTIER?? THEY SOMEHOW MADE HIM EVEN MORE BABYGIRL?? WHAT IS THIS?? WHAT IS HTIS????

WHOEVER DECIDED TO GIVE HIM LONG HAIR YOU ARE A GENIUS BRO. I HOPE EVERYTHING GOOD HAPPENS TO YOU OH MY GOD

#HE'S SO PRETTY #HE'S SO PRETY #HE'S SO P #HE #hades 2 #hades hypnos #IM DEADASS SERIOUS BRO OU MY GOD. LOS TMY SHIT WHEN I SAW HIM IN THE LIVESTREAM #HOW DI DTEY DO THAT #AND I THOUGHT HE WAS PRETTY IN HADES 1 #planting a big kith on his forehead sweet dreams guy!!! sleep well!! #he looks so serene..... #so peaceful.....

[xanderindisguis]

Dead animation

#fionna and cake #scarab #scarab the god auditor #the scarab #fionna campbell #kheirosiphon #zababy #that fuckass plant #plant lady #everplant #idk #everplant is a cool name #perry the living island of insight #we need more perry appreciation #i say as i add him just to kill him #dead animation #wont be picked up #animation #ibispaint x animation

[swervesbar]

I keep coming across ABSOLUTE GOLD while thrifting and now I have to choose between two impossibly good options, so I would like to formally ask yalls onion:

#tf #starscream #jetfire #starfire #yes there are water droplets on the tiny purse. i was misting/watering my plants oops #I JUST CAN'T CHOOSE please help. i would love your input #im finegling rattrap inside the wheel as a second option but oh my god he does not want to pose in there nicely

[miaiminnis]

i am the regret of a GOD

prints available at MiaMinArt on etsy

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #I love them so much I love my angry antihero rogue lavellan and her mansplain manipulate malewife #dai #solas #solavellan #solasmance #also it’s the 3 of swords and the plants on the background are belladonna(wolfs berry) #and she’s a dual wield. hence. 2 knives in her #god Eli’s so hot #I’d risk it all #my art #dragon age tarot #3 of swords #tarot

[happyheidi]

#ohh god i love this type of aesthetic!! #cottagecore #nature #naturecore #flowers #flowercore #warmcore #fairy cottage #fairycore #plants

[mel-kusanagi]

that flower favor in a nutshell be like:

a silly doodle made by me

#now kratos gives any flower or plant he sees that reminds him of freya #get you a man who gives you flowers the way kratos gives freya a flower of EVERY realm #he likes to see her happy okay #kratos #freya #kratos x freya #warflower #god of war #my art

[arthursfuckinghat]

#there's so many more but feel free to let me know any others you like! #personally I love william so much like what a down to earth guy he's always so cheery and fascinated by plants like arthur #his sweet nature and the way he interacts with arthur- god I could cry #and he always remembers arthurs name 😭 #“well I'm ignorant ugly and nasty” #“well lets see if we can do something about that :)” #god I love u william you're so lovely #the way they get so casual and friendly the more you complete his requests too :') #he wants to help arthur #gahh #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #william rdr2 #blind man cassidy rdr2 #moonshiners rdr2 #hamish sinclair rdr2 #marko dragic rdr2 #albert mason rdr2 #algernon wasp rdr2 #francis sinclair rdr2 #margaret rdr2 #charles chatenay rdr2 #mr black rdr2 #mr white rdr2 #charlotte balfour rdr2 #whew #tumblr polls #polls

[elimore-art]

domestic bliss

#im in heavy denial after the finale GOD #season 2 was SO GOOD #the acting?? the writing?? everything???? SUBLIME #i had to draw this to comfort myself tho ngl #azi looks after the plants and they like him more #Crowley reads pride and prejudice and becomes a jane autsen fan #good omens #good omens season 2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #aziraphale #crowley

[xanderindisguis]

The lady in question can be whoever you want

#fionna and cake #scarab #scarab the god auditor #orbo #kheirosiphon #cosmic owl #za baby #plant lady #still dont know her name #he gets NO BITCHES #NO MEN #NO IN BETWEEN #we all know it's true #prohibitedwish

[finngualart]

Gáttir allar áður gangi fram um skoðast skyli, um skyggnast skyli, því að óvíst er að vita hvar óvinir sitja á fleti fyrir.

At every door-way, ere one enters, one should spy round, one should pry round for uncertain is the witting that there be no foeman sitting, within, before one on the floor

#norse gods #norse mythology #odin #loki #hávamál #kingcholera dropped some gorgeous poses on patreon and i couldn't resist this one #i looked into the origin of the tradition of kissing under the mistletoe today thinking it couldnt be these myths #and that it was probably a much newer invention #but no #many sources cited the death of baldur and frigg going around asking oaths of all things #and her tears for her son turning to berries on the plant #how lovely #i hope your end of year festivities will be warm and wonderful #without any broken oaths and foemen and bloodshed etc

[botanyshitposts]

fellas. ive been really aching for academia lately. i miss it so much

#ACHING for it. #fuck man. Oh god #life happened and so much has been going on #but we have a place to live now and I’m like!! Oh god I miss it I miss the guys (plants) and the rigor and everything #yes I still have work but that’s not super researchy if that makes sense