any archivist born after 1986 can't archive... all they know is magnus institute, manifest they tape recorder, be bisexual, eat hot trauma & lie
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pat <3 planes and his fans
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wait, boys can be dutch too? sick bro!
No, it actually stands for "dom butch"
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robin atkin downes is selling a real-ass goddamned bonesaw
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Asher, just joking around: do you wear corrective lenses?
Sweetheart: do you have the tallest hair anyone has ever seen?
Sweetheart: that would be embarrassing.
Sweetheart: we’d hate to find out you have an absurdly different hairstyle
Sweetheart: we would hate to find out that sometimes when you get a good idea you say “Think, Think, Brainblast.”
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Summary of Hotd season 1 episodes , season 2 trailers , spoilers:
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Just spent $50k on this animation where me and Lapis end up having hardcore gay se- *gunshots*
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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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Gideon Graves is the type of guy to tell you to come back when you’re a little… ermmmm richer!
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everyone give a round of applause for the snek 👏👏👏
Patton: Top hat, party hat, this hat, that hat, ✨wizard hat✨
Janus: ssssss…
(2/5)
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why you got hot sauce on your head cuz
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Whenever I bring up wanting to be a film major, I have to make a joke about ending up like Alex Kralie and none of my friends understand
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