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Pizza Autism: the novella

Pizza Tower autism and/or ADHD headcanons go go go!!!!

warning there is. So much under the cut. I go off about everyone's tism

Peppino:

-Middle aged man autism. Ohh my god this guy is so autism we're starting off strong

-Most of his stims are physical and are probably. Not the most healthy (biting, banging wrists together, hair pulling etc)

-He has arfid frfr! Despite being a chef he's very careful about what he eats, however most italian foods are safe foods for him.

-Struggle showing empathy, even if he feels it. Yall saw how he reacted to Gerome mourning John he was out of his depth 😭

Gustavo:

-gnome autism.

-poor dude can't understand sarcasm to save his life. Also really bad at comprehending deeper meanings and stuff... Honestly me too Gustavo. Me too.

-actually gets overstimulated really easily. he grew up in a place similar to the gnome forest in the tower, where the air was always somewhat humid. If there's a dehumidifier running anywhere he can practically sense it and will immediately get upset bc he is too dry 💔

-His stims are mainly vocal (i.e. "I'm going to kill you") but he also likes to bounce on the balls of his feet and rock back and forth!

Mr Stick:

-French autism

-Hes not actually a huge asshole all the time, SURE he can be blunt and come off as rude but most of the time the mean persona is a mask. His really close friends know he's just a weird dude

-(stole this idea from Olympe) He is a routine lover!! Has his entire day planned out as soon as he wakes up. If you get in the way of his routine you will be turned into an ambiguous ball of meat. He was SOOOO pissed off when he got stuck in the tower bc it's wasn't in his routine so he robbed the whole damn place out of malice

-Innapropriate reactions to sensetive situations. If he had to comfort someone it would be Joever for him.

-Represses most stims because he thinks he's embarrassing. When in private though he'll spend ages examining textures and smelling paper (I do this all the time it's so fun). Occasionally when he's tired or comfortable he'll let out a high pitched squeak that noone can believe came from that middle aged man.

-I could go on with more. I love talking about this cunt.

Pepperman:

-Capsicum autism.

-Also has inappropriate reactions to things. Has no vocal control either half of the time he doesn't realize he's yelling

-Has a habit of chewing on/wanting to taste everything. Ate several wardrobes worth of Polly pocket clothes as a kid probs. Has to physically stop himself from giving his art supplies a taste. Occasionally eats an eraser still.

-If someone reorganizes his shit they WILL be killed this dude knows exactly where everything he needs is he has his own fucked up system

-Mainly uses stim toys. Has a collection of high end custom made ones but is too afraid of wearing them out so he chews on a toy dog bone instead and it's mangled to BITS

Vigilante:

-Cheese autism.

-This dude has know idea what autism actually is. He knows he's different compared to a lot of people, but he's never had the right word for it.

-Strong sense of justice. If something is wrong he WILL set it right. He got super upset when he realized Peppino wasn't actually an outlaw and he had tried to kill an innocent dude

-HATES HATES HATES processed foods. says he can taste the chemicals.

-Doesnt really stim in public. He'll tap his boot or spin the barrel of his gun if he gets really overstimulated but he much prefers to just pet some of his farm animals until he feels better

Noise:

-Rat autism!!

-This dude constantly needs to be overstimulated he loves it. If things are too quiet he gets super upset and starts bouncing off the walls and shit

-HATES the texture of carbonated drinks but forces himself to drink them because the flavour is worth it.

-Hes has like, three masks on at all times. There's the feral showbiz fella we all know and love, then beneath that is a more controlled businessman type, and beneath THAT is another, slightly less feral rat man.

-goes semi verbal sometimes. Everything just gets tangled up in his mind and he can't spit out the words he wants. He hates it when this happens during a show.

Noisette:

-Bunny autism!!!

-classic weirdgirl type. Would totally read warrior cats and roleplay as a cat on the playground as a kid.

-Also really bad with understanding emotions. You have to tell her specifically if she's upset you or something otherwise she just will not realize.

-makes a lot of vocal stims. Mainly just little beeps and stuff (I like to think she'd make that one jerma substitute teacher noise. Does anyone know what I'm talking about) Also loves to rock back and forth!!

-Has texture issues. She personally disposed of all the Sherpa fleece in the tower.

Fake peppino:

-autism supreme.

-like fr this dude is just the embodiment of autism. it eats vaccines to get more autistic/j

-cant understand when it's making someone upset. Actually, similar to Noisette, is bad at perceiving negative emotions overall.

-mirrors a lot. I mean that's like an integral part of their character. They mainly take after Peppino but will start acting like someone if he's around them long enough.

-melts into a puddle when overstimulated. Honestly? I wish I could do that too.

-Mainly mirrors stims from friends. It freaked everyone out when they started repeating Gustavo's catchphrase.

Pizzahead:

-PIZZA AUTISM!!!

-horrible moral compass this dude will do anything she wants and genuinely won't see what's wrong with it. Case in point the whole of pizza tower

-used to mask her true silly self a lot to be considered more 'normal' but decided normal ppl were boring as hell and dropped the charade

-arfid haver!! Loves pastries and breads and stuff, basically refuses to eat anything else. Has a personal vendetta against cantaloupe and has vowed to destroy it all bc he hates it soooo much

-taps his foot as a stim!! Also likes to jump around and the like, will rapidly shake their fists if incredibly excited

Gerome:

-Rock autism

-This guy loves his own company. Sure, he'll happily be social, but drops the mask as soon as he's alone. Just likes to be alone!

-Also not big on touch. The only person who's allowed to lay a finger on him is John, if anyone else just like. pats him on the back he will freeze up.

-loves being a janitor because the job is mostly repetitive. He cleans each floor in his own order, he has it all sorted out!

-loves bath bombs and stuff. Really likes the smells and just the fizz and the way they crumble in his fingers. Sometimes he'll just throw one in the sink and watch it for ages

-makes this weird clicking noise in the back of his throat as a stim. It's a rather unsettling noise but it's really the only way he stims in public. When alone he likes to feel textures of different things

John:

-hivemind autism!

-I feel bad for this dude man imagine having your being spread out through several different pocket dimensions and all of them have different textures and shot this poor bugger must've been overstimulated for years

-very blunt. Says what he wants with no remorse. Also doesn't have any volume control so often doesn't realize he's yelling

-I imagine when he was resurrected and was no longer a hivemind he had to take a long time alone just being himself. Duuuude imagine having to mask for YEARS because you were never ever alone I would lose my fucking marbles

-opposite of his brother, he doesn't understand personal space. Will often accidentally get I'm ppls faces because he doesn't realize how close he is to them. This also makes him somewhat clumsy and he has a habit of running into things

-Mainly has facial/expression stims. Will pull a big ol' grimace if something goes wrong and grin like an idiot when happy (see: when he got revived)

#Oh god. Tagging time.#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #gustavo pizza tower #mr stick #MR STIIIIIIICK #pepperman #the vigilante #the noise #Noisette #Fake peppino #Pizzahead #gerome pizza tower #pillar john #Autism

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dawnthefox24 · 4 months

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My Overwatch headcanons part 1

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(Please respect my headcanon there just headcanons) Also this took hours for me to do my ppor hands TvT

Lifeweaver/Niran Pruksamanee

He smells like dew and fresh leafs from the tree's, he has this nice scent to him which is very sweet but not too sweet.

My boy hate's styling his hair since it's so long but he manages to take good care of it even though it's a hassle for him.

He's very close to Sym but loves to bother her once in awhile but know's she can put up with his non-sense even though he tends to do the most craziest thing ever.

Niran love's his parents very much but honestly he wish that would would understand why he's on the run than bother him of coming home or turning his long life project in to Vishkar.

Enjoys the company of both Hanzo and Sym since he grew to bond with them but it's also nice to have someone to talk too.(bonus points there tea friends)

Loves teasing others, mainly he doesn't even realise he's teasing people until later on since he sometimes doesn't even know if he's teasing or not.

He tends to listen to some of Lucio music and give his input in by giving him some advice but so far he has no complaints about his music.

There are times were he will accidentally life grip the wrong person even though, he was suppose to pull someone else to safety but if he pulled the wrong person who happened to be in front of him as he apologised none stop but will get mad at the person he was suppose to pull for charging in blindly.

He misses his sibblings and parents but does write letters to them saying that he's still alive and well.

Him and Symmetra are still gossip buddies since he would spill some of the tea that he knows.

His date with Bap went better than expected but he might go on another dinner date with him again.

People assume he's a vegan but in reality he isn't but doesn't eat too much meat he'll have once in awhile but not everyday.

His favourite food is mainly Pumpkin coconut soup, usually his mother knows how to make it but he can replicate it with no problem.

He and Hanzo are pen pals..That's it their just pen pals.(but there secret besties)

People often tend to mistake his kindness for flirtatiousness which happens almost all the time.

Know's that the others hate when he grips them to safety even though it's for there own good since there a bit reckless(mainly Genji and Rein)

He may not look like a person who enjoys bugs but he does, he probably picked up a few of them and showed them to his parents when he was younger and maybe as well towards Sym when they were room mates much to her dismay since he finds him interesting.

While he was room-mate's with Sym he was very well organize but whenever he was working on his project he would go on a no sleep streak just to get it done (Sym had to convince him to get his beauty sleep)

Has his own skin care routine (You cannot tell me he doesn't have his own skin care routine)

In his spare time he enjoys to meditate with either Zenyatta or Hanzo since he enjoys there company.

He's known for stealing food from the fridge but as of right now he's the one who steal Hanzo cake in the middle of the night and watches the chaos ensues as Hanzo accuses a few people who had eaten his cake.(Has thrown Kiriko under the bus once or twice to save himself from Hanzo wrath)

Love's to eat spicy food and enjoys seeing people reaction since he doesn't look like the type of person who enjoys spicy food.

He has ADHD.

Hate's Vishkar with a passion and wishes that his dear friend Satya would understand his whole point of how Vishkar isn't meant to help people.(Which is another reason why he"Graduated early")

He and Ashe bond a bit on their parental issue's/trauma to one another even though there almost similar it's different in there own way.

Has a sassy attitude when things tends to go south depending on how the mission goes.

He and Hanzo are close but not that close unlike Satya since he knew her longer than Hanzo.

Enjoys playing horror games even though he may not look like the person who enjoys it .

He actually worries for Moria, since he doesn't like that fact she's killing herself all in the name of science just to help others, Even though he knows what she's doing is wrong.

Completely understands Baptiste point of few for Cassidy since he too finds the cowboy very attractive as well

Ana Amari

She has regrets on being a horrible mother to Fareeha ever since she basically disappeared but moreover she just abandoned her daughter and wishes to make amends with her

Ana doesn't feel anger towards Amelie (Widowmaker) as she shot out her eye, she has no ill will towards her in all honestly she feels upset on what happen to her that she couldn't save her

Is actually proud of Cole and does see him as her son since he was close to her as well as Fareeha.

Will never forget the day when Cole called her mom once while she was teaching him how to shoot, it actually made her very emotionally (has never let him forget it but only when there alone)

Is under a ton of stress since she worries for both Jack and Gabe, since she wants too help them but knows that there going to refuse her help since both men are very stubborn.

She does have feeling's for Rein but is worried that it might not last for them since both of them are old but mainly she worries for Rein's well being since one wrong move might be fatal for him.

She really does see herself in Kiriko mainly when she was younger and in her prime but still Kiriko is a bit reckless but is learning along the way like she did.

Really really want's to go to Fiji and enjoy her retirement but knows that she can't but only in her dreams can she relax on the beach.

When Junkrat asked her to be his mother figure it's not that she didn't want too adopt him but it's mainly the fact he'll ask to many question. Which will cause her a headache or worse she might put him to sleep if need be, cause she already has too many kids to watch after (mainly Cole and her daughter)

She's really proud of Fareeha but is very worried about her safety even though she knows Fareeha knows what she's doing.

Hopes that one day Fareeha would forgive her but knows that it'll take time when she's ready to forgive her.

Is grateful that since Genji move's around it really does keep her sharp in battle since clearly Genji is the best target for her(Though she won't tell him that since he might run away from her)

Has secretly adopted Hanzo because she knows how that he needs someone to talk too.(She also adopted Genji too)

As much as she adores Cole he sometimes get's a bit on her nerves but know he does it in the goodness of his heart and she knows that but she's too old to have competition with him on who's the better shot.(She know's she'll beat him so she's sparing him the embarrassment)

Worries about Jack but will always have his back till the end even if it maybe stupid she care's about him cause someone needs to get him out of trouble.

Is very tired and exhausted mentally and emotionally but puts up a front.

She enjoys having tea with either Hanzo or Sym but sometimes having the both of them over for tea is really relaxing for her.

Wants to help Gabe but knows that deep down he'll refuse it and it honestly hurts her since she cares about him after finding out he was alive all those years.

Basically is a babysitter to the newer recruits and always tell them to make time for themselves too relax but sometimes it tends to go over there heads.(Which reminds her of herself when she was in her prime)

Like she says hates being feared since it really hurts her since all she wanted was respect from others than fear, since it has taken a toll on her since she'll forever be known as the world deadliest sniper and nothing more just a killer.

Angela Ziegler

Is sleep deprived 24/7 and runs on energy drinks and strong coffee

Wants to help Widowmaker since she notice that a bit of her emotions are coming through but knows she can't get too close she just needs to find the right timing.

She really enjoys Genji and Fareeha company since she does tend to over work herself and they always help her out by taking her to bed.

Swiss Chocolate is her favourite but she also like milk/dark chocolate too .

Would always throw away Cassidy cigar packs but would tend to find more, which annoys her because she doesn't want him to smoke anymore.

Enjoys Zenyatta company since she wants to know how his healing works but also the fact he help Genji out more than she ever could and wishes she could have done more to help him.

Is very pissed off at Moria for her unethical medical style for "Healing " Reyes and Widowmaker by making them suffer in pain

Wishes that Gabriel would have went to her if he was suffering/ help him out with the pain he's dealing with so she can end the pain.

She has doubts that she isn't the best doctor moreover she regrets not seeing the signs that were in front of her before the fall of Overwatch.

People assumed that she resents Hanzo for killing Genji but she doesn't she actually feels bad for him since she heard him cry a few times during the night from night terrors(She talks to him during times where he wake's up from his night terrors and sits with Hanzo comforting him to the best of her abilites)

Knows she overworks herself but she can't help it since she feels like she failed so she pushes herself to work even harder were she sometimes forget to eat and sleep.

She's grateful that Genji and Fareeha will always look out her even Cassidy too though she wishes he would still stop smoking.

Moira O'Deorain

Is sleep deprived and runs on coffee as well as spite so she ends up looking very not healthy or in the best shape.

Has chronic pain in her arm but deals with it since it's only a minor setback with her experiments.

Finds joy in others misery since it makes her happy.

Loves to bring up the fact that Genji is not saint since he agreed with her that Reyes did the right thing by killing Antonio.

She and Angela tends to but heads a lot but has respect for Angela even though in the end Reyes went to her and not Angie.

She won't admit it but she does miss Cole company but still finds him annoying as ever.(Though she won't admit it too him)

Finds Lifeweaver enduring and clearly she wants to learn more about his bio-lights than ever(Much to her delight he doesn't tends to run off but also dismay that he wants her too stop experimenting on herself)

Has own a few pet bugs mainly hissing roaches since there amazing and very calm animals but owned a few pet mice and rats in her youth.(Bonds with Lifeweaver about her hissing roaches)

Thinks science is more better than medicine and will die on this hill with that statement no matter the cost.

Is tried of hearing Gabriel complain about being in consent pain so she just gave him pain killers to shut him up about it but knows it only work just a bit but it'll at least keep him quiet, Since she is actually working on a way to end his pain she just needs more time.

The tests she runs on Sigma are more brain waves activity wise.(Sombra is keeping an eye on her and she knows it)

Doesn't care if people find her experiments unethical they always get the job done for her no matter how dire the consequences are, even if it means she dies in the end.

Honestly wishes that she would have given Genji a proper body than the bare minimum that Angela did.

Has a bug collection plus has a book about different types of bugs as well.(Mainly the ones that have venom )

Zenyatta Tekhartha

Zenyatta even though he speaks in a calm voice deep down there's a huge amount of regret for things he wish or said.

He's grateful that he met Genji and he wouldn't have it any other way, he also finds the Genji is his favourite student(even though he does feel disappointed in him sometimes)

Zenyatta just enjoys pranking the others about what he did before he awoken after the crisis since too doesn't have a clue what he did so he made a few lies.

He care's deeply for Ramattra and knows that he cares for him too but he wishes he would stop on this destructive path he's on.

He finds it funny that Ramattra and Genji bicker with each other but keeps an eye on them in case if they do anything stupid to one another(Had to separated them since it getting a bit tense)

By all means he isn't a pacifist, but he does fight when its necessary(Though he has bruised Jack ego while sparring with him which was funny)

He enjoys spending time with Genji since Genji also saved him but won't admit it too him.

Zen is willing enough to help Genji brother Hanzo out since he has his door open for the elder Shimada but just like Genji when he first met him refused his offer but he knows within time Hanzo will come to him when he's ready so he's not forcing him.

He has no idea why he floats he just finds it cool.

Has actually broken down in anger and mourn for Mondatta after he heard the news his brother was killed. That will be the only time he felt true anger.

He thanks Angela for saving Genji but also encourages her that she did a good job on saving his brightest student.

Always is willing to listen too someone issues since he doesn't mind that they also vent to him.

He has wished he knew what he did before the crisis but to him it'll forever be a mystery that not even he could solve, he hopes that the Iris will tell him.

Deep down he knows Cole is suffering in silence but doesn't want to push him to talk, he knows that Cole can come too him when he needs too or when Cole requests it too him. (He knows that if he approaches Cole, he'll lie to him stating that he's fine)

He enjoys gardening with Symmetra and likes her company along with her friend Niran, their such nice people.

Kiriko Kamori

Enjoys annoying others mainly to get a rise out of them since she enjoys it.

Does see that Genji and Hanzo as older brothers and cares deep for them.

Is actually mad at Hanzo for leaving since she thought he died along with Genji when the Hashimoto took over Kanezaka and Hanamura after he left but doesn't know the whole story that it got dismantled by Overwatch

She doesn't know what happened to Genji as Hanzo won't even tell her(She thinks it was the Hashimoto clan whom brutally attacked Genji)

Loves every single type of donuts, she mainly eats them all the time even though it bad for her

She writes to her mom keeping her updated and making sure she is safe, even though she knows her mom can handle herself she doesn't want her getting hurt.

Her mom gave her a fox plushie when she was little and she still has it too this day even though Pharah makes fun it, it keeps her company knowing that her mom is keeping her company even though she's far from home

Writes too her friends as well making sure that they keep tabs on the Hashimoto but also writes down on other things they need too do which still hasn't happened yet which is arson

Doesn't understand why Hanzo won't pick up the sword and she'll never know since Genji is also keeping her in the dark about it as she asked him why.

She named the Kitsune Yanagi (Willow)

Has encourage Hanzo and Genji too name their dragons but doesn't know that they already did when they got them

Is besties with Brigitte,D.va, and Tracer. She really enjoys their company

Knows she needs to take things slow but too her slow is boring and doesn't get anything done

She learnt JSL when she met Akari which she practiced too the point she knows how to start off a conversation. She also started learning ASL as well, but also convinced Genji and Hanzo too do JSL

Wants too be friends with Illari but always gets avoid by her too the point where Hanzo tells her too stop to which she does(She's jealous of Hanzo because he and Illari talk to one another)

She's also jealous of Brigitte since she also became friends with Illari and asks how did she do it too which Brigitte tells her she has no idea

Has ask Lifeweaver for his skin care routine since she get's acne and acne scars too, she was disappointed when he told her to stop eating donuts

Find's Widowmaker such a buzz kill though has always wondered why her skin was blue

She thinks Hanzo has a crush on Cole, she's there number 1 shipper too the point were she actually tries to set them up on date's

Has stayed up all night with D.va just too play video games with her mainly horror games.

She finds Cole interesting but doesn't want to get on his bad side since he has gotten mad at D.va before in front of her.

Worries about her father every day and prays that he'll be alive the next day

Care's deeply for both Hanzo and Genji but tries her hardest not to bother them too much even though she has so many questions on what happened to them and where they went

Brigitte Lindholm

Brigitte is socially awkward when it come's meeting new people, but she's slowly getting better at it

Love's her mother apple pie and knows how too make it

She's a daddy's girl, she loves her dad but tends to worry about him about taking a break

Goes to Hanzo for some criticisms when she writes her poetry since she looks up too him for any creative ideas .

She's forever grateful that Kiriko introduced her too Hanzo, but is also grateful that she met Kiriko since she matches her energy too when they spar

Is Lucio number 1 fan but is scared to ask for an autograph from him but knows that he'll sign one for her she just doesn't know how to approach him for one.

Has taken in stray cats, much too her father and mother dismay but none the less she take's pride in her children.

The first time she adopt Mitiz, was when Mitiz was a stray kitten that she took in and cried begging her dad and mom to adopt her since Mitiz was sick.

She does find dogs cute and adorable as her siblings has a few of them but she more of a cat person than anything

Has a small crush on D.va and Kiriko but won't tell them since that's too embarrassing

Finds that Genji is a big baby when they spar, since she honestly thinks she didn't even hit him that hard(Even though she cracked his visor a bit)

She basically has to tell Rein too slow down since he's not in his prime anymore though he some how manages to convince her that he isn't which makes them spar

Has a major sweet tooth

Her cheat days contain donuts, apple pie and candies. She's trying to cut it back hint the word trying

Plays video games with D.va along side with Kiriko but usually just watches them play but is the back seat gamer trying to help them either get pass a level or point out the clues that is in front of them even though it frustrates her since they don't notice

The first time she saw Illari she reminded her of Hanzo for some odd reason, she basically became her first friend in which she didn't know how, but none the less they have bond on how cute their pet's are

She finds Cassidy quiet enduring even from her father it usually sounds like he makes it like everything is Cassidy's fault. Now she's not sure if her dad is basically telling her the truth.

Lena knows about her crushes with Kiriko and D.va which makes her very embarrassed by that statement since she knows Lena means well but she can't do it because it's scary

Lúcio Correia dos Santos

He was very surprised when he found out that Lifeweaver was part of Vishkar but is on the run from as they wanted to use his biolight that he made, it made him sympathies with him on that level since that is what happen to his dad(though he stole it back from them)

Lucio really doesn't like Symmetra since she doesn't understand that Vishkar isn't as what they seemed, he doesn't trust her fully but he slowly allowing her in since it appears that it maybe dawning on her on what they're actually doing but as of now he doesn't trust her yet.

Always writes to his dad and tells him that he's safe, but also keeps him updated on what he's doing

Will forever be grateful when Brigitte saved him since always tell her that was a good catch

Huge fanboy when he saw Tracer and Genji, got very nervous upon speaking to them since he didn't even know how too act around them at first.

The first time he did wall riding it was actually terrifying for him since he honestly wasn't so sure if he was going to fall or not but he won't admit that

He easily get's flustered when someone flirts with him every part of him shuts down

Knows Brigitte wants an autograph from him but doesn't want to embarrass her if he approaches her asking her if she wants one so he's waiting for her to ask him for one

He once asked Lifeweaver on why he is so keen on still being friends with Symmetra even though she see's nothing wrong with what Vishkar is doing, but was a bit shocked by his answer since he was the reason he slowly started to allow her in.

He won't lie he has a small crush on Lifeweaver and pretty much will never admit that to him.

Tried to get Zenyatta advice but too him listening to nothing but silence doesn't sound right too him since he needs to do something

Has ADHD since he really hate's standing still and doing nothing.

Give out song writing tips too Brigitte but tells her she's doing a good job for far.

He enjoys watching Hanzo carve are even though Hanzo is a grouch he pretty much enjoys at how skill full he is.

Worries about his dad as he scared that Vishkar might come and either do something too him

Love's teaching others how too play soccer but he can be very competitive at times well mainly most of the time, he just hates losing

He's trying really hard to be nice too Symmetra he really is even trying to understand from her point of view as well but its just too hard

It made him happy that Genji allowed him to hook up his lights with his music even though it made him mad it truly made his day since Genji finally agreed to it once and only once

Is still pretty upset with the soccer match that he watched with Illari and too this day he still blames the ref for not seeing that foul for the first half

He enjoys asking everyone's favourite but when he tells his favourite animal is the Axolotl, people usually seem surprise since he seems more like a person who enjoys frogs. Though frogs are his second favourite animal also he just finds axolotl's cute.

Jean-Baptiste Augustin

Baptiste has a few regrets on what he's done too Mauga but he had to leave since Mauga always brought out the worse in him

He won't denied the fact that he still has a crush on Cole since how could he not, but he let Lifeweaver know about this but was shocked when his new bf agreed with him that Cole is good looking.

Was surprised when Lifeweaver asked him out on a date and is excited to have another date with him too, apparently they're going to have another soon

The only people he's truly scared of from Talon are Sombra and Widowmaker

He worries about Lifeweaver and Mauga meeting for the first time since he has no idea how Mauga would actually react upon meeting Lifeweaver. and he knows that Mauga won't kill him which is what scares him the most.

He's honestly surprised that no one has figured out that he used to work for Talon and he has Cole to thank for that.

Is scared of Symmetra since she found out he was dating Lifeweaver thinking he was going to die by her after she threaten him in a not so friendly way.

Tried to confess his feelings too Cole but chickened out last minute when Cole smiled at him leaving him in a flustered mess(Niran had to comfort him)

Feels like shit for not realising that Cole hates pork since he shared his pork griot with Cole once (He had to tell Cole to spit it out in his hand)

He misses eating dous makos (Haitian fudge)

Enjoys Cassidy company but always fumbles his words when he's with him, since his feeling for him will never go away

Is Pharah sparing buddy

Hate's it when Pharah tells him to just ask Cole out since he has "two hands" (He can't though he stumbles over his words and get's embarrassed. He'll get there soon)

Illari Quispe Ruiz

Has major regret on what she did and has night terrors about it wishing that she never became an Inti warrior.

She finds tends to find Hanzo comforting and enjoys his company while she listen too the is advice he's giving to her as takes it to heart.

Finds Kiriko a bit too head strong but wants to be her friend.

Has a sleep over with Brigitte as they talk to one another about how cute their pets are.

She and Mei spend time together talking to one another as she also enjoys her company.

How she found out about Sombra was through Cole and is paying her to find what else happened with the solar threading. She won't stop till she finds out what went wrong with the ceremony.

Thinks Hanzo has a crush on Cole but won't say it loud though she thinks almost everyone likes Cole.

Got invited to watch D.va,Brigitte,and Kiriko to play video games with Brigitte offering(to which she agreed)

Love's listening to Lucio music since she finds some comfort in it, helping her relax.

Knows Hanzo secret since he told her on what he did to his own brother, making her understand that this was a rough topic for him to speak about.

Usually stands on the sidelines but when offered company she allows it but has a bit of paranoia of hurting someone

She knows she can go to Zenyatta but she worries that he might not understand what she's done to the other Inti warriors.

Doesn't even know why she enjoys Hanzo company, she just does.

Has tea with Ana as she wants to learn more about her than even but tries not to mention on what happened too her with the widowmaker incident.

Finds Cole interesting since he doesn't talk to much about his past but mainly talks about things he did during Overwatch before it all came crumbling down.

Hanzo and Brigitte are her sparing buddies since she can keep up with them.

Enjoys Lifeweaver company there no reason for it since she just does

Knows how to make papa rellena (stuffed potatoes) since it's her favourite food since she loves eating it

Her and Brigitte are gossip buddies we'll mainly Brigitte since she usually tells her what goes down between Kiriko and D.va.

Plays soccer with Lucio and just lets him win too boost his ego since the last time she won it wasn't a pretty sight to watch so she allows him too win.

Caught herself almost calling Hanzo dad but quickly coughed to cover it up.

Watches Hanzo carve his wooden charms but was surprised when Hanzo asked her if he wanted to teacher to which she said yes.

Had a pajama party with Mei and Brigitte as they watched movies together.

Might get another llama for Chuño since she doesn't want him to be lonely. If she does end up getting another llama she might name them Pionono(jelly roll )

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tired-fandom-ndn · 2 months

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The fact that Alastor is canonically more comfortable around women is so interesting to me.

He doesn't seem to mind it when Rosie and Nifty touch him or enter his personal space. Rosie also seems to be aware of his plans to some extent. Mimzy has been using him as a get out of jail free card for DECADES before he told her to stop.

Meanwhile, when he interacts with other men it is usually much more hostile. He humiliates Vox, keeps Zestial at a distance and refuses to share information, has a rivalry with Lucifer, and we all remember how the Husk scene went.

And that makes the idea of Alastor being in a lavender marriage in life so much more interesting, too.

Because Alastor is good with women, he genuinely LIKES spending time with them. Chances are he got along well with his wife, possibly being close friends.

And the more I think about it, the clearer I can see Alastor being raised by a single mother and developing "girly" hobbies, such as cooking or sewing, and being used to housework. A well-dressed man who hangs out with plenty of women but never makes an advance. There would be rumors about him being gay, and men would hate him either for getting too close to their wives, for being a pansy, or both.

Alastor, in hell, waiting patiently for his wife. Because she was his friend. Because she never loved him and he never loved her, but extra souls never hurt and he'd rather keep her close than let someone like Vox get his hands on her.

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GOD ANON HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND

Like this is EXACTLY what I was picturing holy shit. Alastor raised by a single mother (or with a very absent and/or abusive father), taught how to cook, clean, sew, and garden. I headcanon that he was also a hunter from a pretty young age, but even then they worked together to make an income from the hunting, not just eating or selling the meat but also making clothes from the hides and furs. Alastor is, at his roots, a homemaker which was NOT at all typical for men in his time.

His mother also taught him how to respect women and treat them well, always the perfect gentleman, and that combined with his "oddities" and distrust of men definitely led to his friends being almost entirely women (probably with scattering of queer men). The rumors about him would've been RAMPANT, especially when combined with the racism he'd be facing anyway (Word of God says he's mixed, I headcanon him as Black and Choctaw on his mom's side, white on his dad's), which would just drive him further away from forming any sort of relationships with other men.

I think his wife (I've been headcanoning her as Black too, from a lowerclass family like Alastor's) was probably one of those friends, one of the many women who was easily charmed by his bright smiles and kindness but maybe one of the very, very few people who saw a hint of sharpness in his smile or heard the little thread of truth in his darker jokes. She didn't truly understand Alastor, not like Mimzy did, but she saw enough that he trusted they could have a relatively happy and open life together, with him using their marriage as a shield against suspicion. And the fact that their marriage would benefit her too, giving her more freedom than she would get from living with her family and letting her carry on her relationship with her own lover, was absolutely a bonus.

And they were happy. She didn't tell him about her lover, he didn't tell her about his little hobby, but they were happy. They made a home together, laughed and gossiped over meals, and filled their house with constant music and warmth. Their garden was the envy of their neighborhood (and if she wondered where he got the bones and blood their flowers loved so much, she never asked) and they were the life of every party they were invited to. They didn't love each other, but they didn't need to. They were friends and that's all that mattered.

And yeah, I think Alastor absolutely waited for her or sought her out in Hell. Maybe he never found her and was content in the knowledge that she made it into Heaven. Maybe he found her a few decades after his own death and offered her up a simple contract, something to protect her from other overlords while giving her as much freedom as an owned soul has. He keeps her on as one of his reserved souls (like I mentioned here) and they share meals together every so often and sometimes he summons her to act as a background singer or play an instrument to accompany his singing.

They never talk about their previous relationship, partially because it's just not important to who they are in Hell and partially because it would put her in too much danger. Alastor probably mentions having been married in life a few times and everyone just assumes that Mimzy was his wife and that her contract keeps her from talking about it.

#Anonymous #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel

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dabihawksluvr · 1 month

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Vampire Boyfriends (Main Trio)

This is a revamp (ha) to a previous post I made, if y'all wanna use it for fanfic then be my guest! (this is based on a No Quirk/Modern Fantasy AU of mine, so keep in mind that this is all fanfic/headcanon - if y'all want my fanfics for these, go to my Quotev!)

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[ Izuku Midoriya ]

Dhampir (Vampire/Human)

Blasian (Black/Japanese)

Had an 'incident' where he bit someone by accident (Katsuki), so him and Inko moved to America (Japan has much stricter laws against Vampires and he would've been executed for simply biting someone).

Was not bullied by Katsuki during his middle school years, and was/is homeschooled so he is a bit sheltered and isn't a 'weakling' (he will openly show anger and frustration like in the later seasons of the canon and he's not afraid to throw a punch/kick).

He is tall for his age, and has some muscle to him (most assume he is just 'big boned'/fat until he takes his shirt off).

He can eat normal food (he's a vegetarian because cooked meat smells/tastes 'gross' to him), but still needs blood in his diet so he knows how to hunt (only things like birds and rabbits - his mom uses the meat in her cooking).

Though he has only bitten ONE person (Katsuki), he still has the urge to drink human blood despite how hard he tries to avoid doing so.

If he sees his loved ones hurt or in danger, his more protective/possessive side comes out and he will not hesitate to beat the shit out of anyone who's in his way.

Thankfully, his English is pretty good but his accent is still noticeable (and gets worse when he's flustered or upset/angry - he may start just speaking in Japanese if he's really flustered or just that pissed off).

Like all vampires, he is bi (though he still has a hard time accepting it because Japanese culture isn't really open about LGBT+ subjects/topics - Izuku will be very ignorant about it at the start, but he'll learn about it and adapt quickly enough to not mess up at often anymore).

[ Katsuki Bakugou ]

Turned (once human, became a vampire)

He was once a regular human, but was bitten by Shoto (this is basically the 'Sludge Villain' incident - Izuku was already in America during this so it got messy real quick).

After he was turned, he had to move to America to avoid persecution by the Japanese government (he does not live with his parents as they stayed in Japan - he was transferred to a Vampire Rehabilitation Facility alongside Shoto).

Pretty much the same as in canon, but his personality is more like the later seasons (a lot more quiet and soft - him turning into a vampire caused him to self reflect, though he still has that temper and is 'aggressively kind' now).

He will push himself to his limits, often not having blood for days/weeks before he snaps and bites someone (says he 'doesn't need it' but he's just being reckless and thinks he can 'overcome' his vampirism).

His English is terrible, just like in the canon (he feels he doesn't need to learn English, even though he's not going back to Japan probably ever again in his life).

He was already gae, but he's a little bitch about it (good way to pester him is to just make gae jokes and watch him get really defensive about it - he is not as accepting about LGBT+ stuff, but he also doesn't give a shit about it either).

[ Shoto Todoroki ]

Pureblood (born vampire)

His dad (Endeavor) wanted to 'experiment' with vampire blood, so with every child he had he would inject vampire blood into them during development (Shoto is the only one who survived this so he's an only child).

His dad still heavily abused him, 'training' him to overcome his innate vampirism which only led to him attacking someone (he ended up turning Katsuki by accident and both were sent to the Vampire Rehabilitation Facility).

The exact same as in canon, the only difference is he's meaner for a lot longer than in the first couple seasons (basically a grumpy emo boi who still hates dad but he also hates humans too and loves to complain about it all the damn time).

He does not skip on feeding at all, though he hates it because he can only get it from humans (he'd throw up and get sick if he got it from an animal so he has 'donors' who help him - again, he complains about having to do this all the time).

His English is perfect, he naturally knows all languages and speaks them fluently (he has rare moments where he messes up and it is really funny but only happens when he's pissed off).

He is bi, but his hatred for humans stops him from pursuing any relationship so he comes off as AroAce (he doesn't understand human customs or social etiquette so LGBT+ stuff isn't something he really 'gets' but he also isn't outright dismissive of it either).

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inkwell-intermission · 1 year

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got any boxcars headcanons?

yessss :] I'll actually paste a thing I wrote a bit ago getting a little flowery about how I feel abt him, warning for mention/description of cannibalism and violence? but that's expected with Boxcars I think.

"I think boxcars is many things. enjoyer of soap operas and dime store romance novels, recreational cooking enthusiast, haver of competitive wrestling energy, amateur and heartfelt poet, rampant bisexual cliche enjoying romantic, violence doer with a near lack of erotic sadism and moreso schadenfreude and satisfaction, emotionally stable and happy as a person, and enjoyer of cannibalism through an almost spiritually fulfilling lens of consumption texture fascination and a boarish horrorterrors approval"

and

"it's actually so fucking romantic to work with a man who rarely smiles but seems to take great relish when torturing someone to turn to you and finally show a crescent of teeth as he threatens to loose you on him knowing the hedonistic joy you take in the taste of still trembling red meat" (droog and boxcars)

I think Boxcars has to practice his goon face in the mirror to look serious and scary, because he has such a good time with most things he does. He loves a good fight, he loves his work and his force of personality is magnetic, and it's more expected that he remain stoic and stone-faced but he's full of joy and genuine happiness, hes on warriormale shit, he's a huge ass guy who loves finding other big dudes to beat the shit out of.

He's the biggest ally in the intermission even if he doesn't know all the words he's got the spirit (he knows a lot of the words anyway). He'd stop fighting someone if they started having an asthma attack or panic episode and help them calm down and breathe before resuming the fight and ask ur pronouns before breaking your arm or something <3

Intense romantic and very bisexual, has a wide chivalric streak that Broad for example finds very charming- who wouldn't swoon a little over a huge guy delicately kissing your hand? (Dame doesn't. lol) He's probably the most stable of the Midnight Crew, he's got a strong moral principle (not saying it's always "good", but y'know) and he sticks to it pretty firmly, and defies orders he sees as violating them. As a big guy it's pretty hard to make Boxcars do something he doesn't want to do.

I'll also go over his horrorterror briefly: It's known as The Devouring Tusks, The Insatiable Boar, and The Patron of Empowerment. It's just how it sounds- A massive, consuming boar. I chose a boar partially due to their propensity for... eating people lol. It found Boxcars to be a kindred spirit who had previously discovered a fondness for carapacian, initially out of necessity in Exile- He needs a lot of food to keep himself up compared to his friends, and preferred to give them the game he could hunt down and take what was left or anyone who tried to kill him for the game on the way back as his own meal- very considerate of course, he loves his friends very much :]! And the boar sees him and sees that he understands, and they become patron and disciple. The Boar gives Boxcars the ability to draw the physical strength and life force out of his opponents through either physical contact and injury with focus, or automatically when consuming their body. By grabbing a person and digging his claws in he can kind of inhale the strength out through his jaws- this is the only way he's a match for Ace Dick once he's the STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD, in technicality- that title makes him almost automatically stronger than everyone else he encounters, until Boxcars extracts a slice of his strength, leveling the playing field and gaining an upper hand.

There's always more to say of course, but that's a big chunk to chew on right there!

In proximity I'll actually remark on Heedful Blandisher briefly. In my interpretation of mobswitch, Heedful is more of the outward face of the Meddlesome Company in terms of seeking sponsors and support. Scout is too notorious for his criticisms of businesses and appetite for dirt, and Deadeye is considered a bit stiff and awkward, and is usually the go-to for when illegal things need doing, specifically violence. If someone needs getting rid of, that's Deadeye, whether it's intimate and silent or a sniping, which he's skilled at. Blandisher is a good talker, he's charismatic and big and comfortable, and often finds himself comforting victims of various crimes they're investigating. He's a good hugger, very observant, and a bit of an armchair therapist. He also runs an advice show over radio in the late evenings, for various things but especially romance. Die listens a lot and calls in very regularly to give far too much information about himself and other cops whinging about how everyone bullies him and develops a big ol crush on Heedful haha

Ok now I'm done

#hs intermission #the felt #midnight crew #diamonds droog #homestuck intermission #shippy stuff #ace dick #hearts boxcars #heedful blandisher #mobsterswitch #mobswitch #hb06 #ddhb #headcanons #horrorterrors #deadeye detective #tw cannibalism

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possibly-in-mordland · 1 year

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What They Dress Up As For Halloween & How They Spend The Holiday

Masterlist

Post Type: Headcanons

Warning(s): Drug Use, Alcohol Use

A/n: Just some headcanons for spoopy day

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Nathan:

Goes all out on a demon costume and you can't change my mind

Quite a bit of fake blood (obvs)

Eats some candy, mostly eats chips

His favorite movies to watch during this time of the year are Rob Zombie, Stephen King, and Clive Barker movies and you can't change my mind

Doesn't do too much else

Pickles:

It varies, back during his SnB days he dressed as a playboy bunny one year. And then another time he dressed as a pickle (self-explanatory)

But this time? This time he had the bright idea to grab one of those inflatable dino outfits

Probably spends the night getting high and drinking

BUT!

Instead of smoking, he's taking edibles

And stuffing himself with candy

While watching shitty b-list horror movies like Auntie Lee's Meat Pies or I Drink Your Blood (aka two of my favorites)

Skwisgaar:

Either dresses as an elf or a vampire (or The Rum Tum Tugger from Cats 1998)

This time he chose to dress as Lestat

He spends time in his room playing guitar (any surprise?)

But also binges movies like Casper and Hocus Pocus

*Insert Skwisgaar dancing to Get Down Goblin*

Also carves a pumpkin (and fails)

"bUt sKwIs iS sErIoUs!!!"

He's a goofball, just a dignified goofball who pretends to be serious

Secretly gets a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks

alright im having too much fun with this

Toki:

Dresses up as Mister Mistofolees from Cats 1998

Eats way too many sweets, Charles made sure they were sugar-free, but that didn't stop Toki from getting a major tummy ache

Probably spends the night alternating between Halloween episodes of shows, children's movies, and quality gore-fest horrors

Some notable things he watched: The entire Spongebob Squarepants Halloween DVD, Casper, Hocus Pocus, Earnest Scared Stupid, Human Centipede, Basket Case, etc

Murderface:

THis man doesn't want to dress up too much, so he puts on some devil horns and attaches a devil tail to his belt

Def eats x3 his weight in candy

Does the thing where he watches some jump-scare-filled horror movie and has to sleep in Pickles' room

Charles:

Totally dresses as Westley from The Princess Bride

(omg im imagining it and 💦, i might need to write a smut piece later ft him dressed as Westley)

Doesn't gorge himself on candy, but he does treat himself a little bit

He's one of those people that loves black licorice (aka me) and candy corn (aka not me)

Puts on a horror movie while he works (still dressed as Westley)

Knubbler:

Initially, I was gonna write Toki dressed as Mad Hatter (bc imagine him having a s/o who dresses as Alice omg so cute), but another time

Knubbler dresses as the Mad Hatter (specifically Johnny Depp's Hatter, but I can also see him attempt Andrew-Lee Potts' Hatter)

His eyes make it all the madder

His favorite Halloween candy is Twix, but he also enjoys Sour Patch Kids

Probably watches at least one horror movie

Magnus:

Dresses as a pirate, and you can't change my mind

Of course, this was probably to infiltrate Dethklok's Halloween party

But if he was with someone (or if this was after Doomstar), he probably just stays home and hands out treats to kids

Eats a couple pieces of candy, but then just has one of those microwavable TV dinners

And watches horror movies (Saw, Hellraiser, etc)

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#original post #metalocalypse #nathan explosion #skwisgaar skwigelf #pickles the drummer #toki wartooth #wiliam murderface #charles foster offdensen #dick knubbler #magnus hammersmith #halloween #happy halloween

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monsterfloofs · 1 year

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Could you do a Valentine’s Day headcanon with Lawerence or Castor, please? They’re both similarly dramatic so either of them is fine if you ever find time. Thanks! ❤️💖

OH MY G--

oh nooooooooooooo (meant in a good way) *Points at them* The buffOONS

♥️ Lawrence ♥️

🦇 Dear bats of all shapes and sizes here comes the undead pun lord

🦇 He is typically a mushy romantic to begin with--

🦇 But can you imagine THIS GUY knowing that there is a holiday he can be even more over the top about being a love struck romantic?! X//DD

🦇 I am laughing so hard just thinking about it

🦇 He would be so enthusiastic about the whole thing, probably even has a list of things to do / or places to go.

🦇 Going out to dinner for sure, this bat hasn't cooked for a loooooong time. Can't really eat that much unless it's just about raw meat, might be a liiiiiiittle nerve wracking with just him watching you eat, so he would buy at least a drink to keep himself occupied.

🦇Would take you to a normal human resturant for sure! Let's be honest the atmosphere at a vampire one would be so elegant and cool. But no food for you to eat unless they have a hooman side menu. Annnnd it might be a lil creepy going to a place where everybody is drinking blood and eating raw red food. o-o;; ) So he wouldn't want to drag you there.

🦇 If the weather was nice, he would take a moon lit walk with you through a forest. Hand in hand stopping at a clearing to look at the stars with you.

🦇 If it was too chilly he would probably take you back home to his house. The night is still young right? And he missed so much of Valentine's Day by sleeping during the daytime. Gotta make the night count and soak in as much kissing and snuggling as he can!

🦇 I think the one thing Lawrence misses when he was alive was chocolate, so he always keeps his sweetie supplied with it even when it isn't Valentines Day.

🤍 Castor 🤍

👾Cas would be-- Such. A. PEST.

👾The WHOOOOOOLE week pior, would nag you with questions. Suuuuure could learn about this through the info-net just as easily, but that wouldn't be any fun would it? :)))))))

👾Oh nooooooo, wants to hear from you directly, about what you would like to do, or what this fascinating holiday is like.

👾Also-- Does he also need to install some attachments for later on that night? *Wink wink, nudge nudge.

👾They would be so insufferable please throw him out into space i m m e d i a t e l y

👾Cas!! Just because you don't have weird organic body parts-- THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND AND MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE (They are not actually, this is them teasing / flirting with you, to gauge your interest in them essentially. Weirdo robo.)

👾 If he is still hard wired into the Starship there isn't much he can do sadly, they are kinda stuck-- But I can see them recreating a ridiculous scene of laying goofily on a bed with flower petals scattered all over the room. (Where the heck did you get a be-- actually nevermind, I don't want to know.)

👾Cas with freedom? That a whole different story!! You saved his life in that one story so he is more fond of you than ever. Will still tease the heck out of you about it because that won't ever change x//D

👾 Since Cas doesn't exactly know about the human tradition and are working off with what info ypu gave them, they would semi-rely on you to tell them what you would want to do. From there they can figure out how to get there (if it's traveling) and the fun places along they way. They've been a star hopper for a long while before, so they do have some knowledge about planets and places.

👾 Has been a nomad / on the run for a long while, so they don't have a home.

👾If you took them back to your place they would be very touched at the gesture. You're letting them into your home, your sacred space, and that's a sign of trust to them. Letting them sit there and relax without having to be constantly on the move would honestly be the best gift you could give them. And they would want to repay that in kind.

Hope you enjoyed reading about these two goofs! ヽ(*ᵔ▿ᵔ)ﾉ

♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍♥️🤍

#floofyrambles #floofyasks #sorry for my all caps screechings x//D #they make me laugh #My friend Mere knows that when I get excited my volume shoots way up and I just about cackle and giggle like mad person #Thank you for dealing with me Mere #I am sorry about your eardrums

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dirt-foundd · 2 years

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mlp headcanons (a lot of which are human things)

Pinkie Pie: Black or Irish/Scottish with like- medium skin tone so either a really dark white person or a really light black person- idk. Hair is naturally that curly but she does bleach and dye it to be pink. Also she's like average height and probably a little chubby. Definitely has ADHD. Good at cosplay makeup and cosplay in general. She's probably panromantic and asexual, or maybe she's straight. Nobody really knows, she doesn't talk about romance that much, she could be aro for all we know.

Rarity: Pale paste white white. Probably a vampire. Naturally a very light like, platinum blonde but dyes her hair purple cos idk fashion??? She seems like the type to jog or something and watch what she eats- in a safe, healthy way- because she likes to, not because she feels she has to. Also has episodic depression, maybe seasonal. She might use exercise and healthy eating to help with the depression. Oh yeah also she's an absolute GODDESS at makeup. She's bisexual or a lesbian, I can't see this woman not liking other women idk why. She might ALSO be asexual. I can see her being an asexual lesbian.

Apple Jack: Uhh- idk what race, but she's definitely got rough, tanned skin cos she's in the sun ALL the time. Country farm girl doesn't really have a race- but she is blonde so she might be white? Maybe she's mixed? Idk- I don't really like her so I don't have a lot of headcanons for her. She's neurotypical and might be aroace (she just gives off aroace vibes). She's definitely above average height and muscular.

Fluttershy: Um- idk what race or ethnicity she is. She's definitely tall and thin. Her hair is naturally pink because fuck you I said so. She's vegan. She's surprisingly strong for her size. uhh... She might have anxiety or be autistic or both idk. No I will not explain my neurodivergent headcanons. She's Demisexual. Because I said so.

Rainbow Dash: Latina for sure. She's NOT a lesbian! Surprisingly. She's definitely either straight or bi. She likes men. Idk she just does. She seems like she'd be a cool ally, or bi- idk. She's below average height, and toned (definitely has a four or six pack). She eats a lot of meat and drinks a lot of smoothies. She definitely has ADHD and might have some level of anxiety but idk- maybe it's more that rejection sensitivity thing.

Twilight Sparkle: Not white- idk- She just... she isn't. Idk what she is but she's not white. She's adopted too- idk she just is. She's slightly above average height. And she's curvy. Don't ask, I'm just writing what feels right for these characters. She's definitely 1000% autistic. Tell me she isn't. I fucking dare you. She definitely has some form of anxiety as well- fuck she might have OCD- she's got something that causes anxiety. She's the least physically active of everyone in the group as well. And her hair is naturally straight and black. I said idk what race she is but she definitely has skin that's olive or darker. She's aromantic but I don't think she's asexual.

#mlp headcanons #mlp human au #lgbt mlp #headcanons #my little pony friendship is magic #might add more characters later #idk I love MLP and think about it a lot...#so here's a few of the headcanons I've accumulated #sorry applejack fans- idk why I just...#I really don't like her #never have #pls don't hate me #also yes #you can suggest additions to my headcanons #but they are my headcanons #so I don't have to add your suggestions #gave a good day :3

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danafeelingsick · 2 years

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What kind of food intolerances do you think Diluc has? I think he doesn't drink alcohol because his tummy gurgles LOUD from it and its humiliating, not to mention he vomits. He avoids it for that reason.

anon, i love that idea. he would totally drink on an empty stomach to avoid vomiting too much when he eventually inevitably gets drunks, and that just gets him drunk easier. or he would eat a little more than he would normally to try and resist the alcohol for a while, but that just results in getting sick faster. either way, so much potential.

the first thing i thought of was meat, like he can't process meat so easily, and eating a lot of it will make him sick later on. but then i remembered his special dish is a giant burger pile, so that doesn't make much sense.

then, i asked my lovely so and they said: milk, or dairy to be more specific. on their own words, “because he's fire, it acts like pepper”. which, well, they might have a point.

ultimately, i'll settle with:

• sulfites, which could explain why he's so weak to alcohol, although sulfites can be found in grapes, so he's always at risk of a reaction. i really want to write something with that featuring kaeya, though.

• yeast, probably. he wouldn't be able to handle much of any baked goods, but since that would limit his diet way too much, he's sometimes forced to risk it. that would interfere with giving him crackers to help with nausea though.

• fish too. but i think that would be easier to avoid. and he would one to just outright deny suspicious-looking fishes more out of safety than taste.

but, just a reminder, these are just headcanons, i could easily go back on those if they get tiring to include in writing everytime.

#i had to more research for this one because oof #food intolerance is another uncharted territory for me because i don't have any experience #and i gravitate towards anything that will make him puke anyways #so it was finding the ones i could work with #i just imagine diluc barely looking at the food his maids made him and just turning his nose #more out of - i'm so miserable i can't #dana//rambles #dana rambles about gen/shin #stomach ache whump #tw alcohol mention #vomit mention #food allergy #gen/shin headcanons #gen/shin imp/act headcanons

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key-lime-soda · 2 years

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RE: resippy tiem :)

Okay, so what I said earlier in that one response to that one ask: It was like... almost sorta an overstatement when I said that I had multiple recipes prepared, as 1) I have many more for Maiko (which I will elaborate on tomorrow or something, it's getting kinda late) 2) I don't have like... exact recipes? More like, general ingredients and ideas that'd fit together for Jackson, which I normally forget but I very likely will look through the Jackson Trace Time Tab (doesn't exist, i'll just look back at like. what i've seen of him) and I can gather more ideas coherently then and 3) It often isn't like! A full recipe! Sometimes I just look at some of Jackson's dialogue and go "Hm. Yeah. That's a grilled answer if I've ever seen one." and then go on with my day.

Anyways! Going back to Maiko's Recipes, (not sure if I even brought that up) you once said that she enjoyed making french toast of sorts: I think that she'd like to ham that stuff up with decorations, just because like! I think she's somewhat of an overachiever in an early stage, and also she cares about the appearance of something quite a lot-- that's what being too invested in cooking competitions can do to someone, man. Citing this ask, Maiko enjoys rice pudding and french toast, implying she enjoys sweet foods with a strong savory undertone, and ones that start out simple but can be modified to the chef and eater's likes and dislikes- which I think shows the level of care between father and daughter here, even in a miniscule way.

Before this, from this ask, the wording of how Maiko wants to join a cooking competition somewhat implies that she favors cooking over baking (or at least that's how I interpreted it) which may be in part due to nurture, Jackson favoring savory, more 'fast-acting' foods over sweeter pastries, with some exceptions, the exceptions being that he seems like the type to go to a local bakery for a croissant when he was busy with work. This might also be a hint into Jackson's personal preferences in food- like I might have mentioned offhandedly before, he seems like the dude to like warmer foods, and also more spicy foods. And like. Based in grains and stuff? He also isn't like, super-heavily carnivorous, not eating meat more than??? Once a day?? But that's just straight up headcanon territory. Also-- So many sauces are just... so fitting for Jackson. I had an actual recipe earlier, but I doubt I could find it in my mindscape now.

One of the recipes I had laid out for him was almost a sort of birria taco? But weird, with more vegetables, a greater citrus-y (specifically lime) presence and a thicker broth. Like. A rich, multi-leveled flavor with a solid base sorta dish. I think the meat inside the weird taco (like i MIGHT have said, i can never describe these recipes thinking back on them) was chicken, which doesn't say much other than I like chicken tacos.

ANYWAYS this was a long and rambly ask, really sorry about how incomprehensible this is, i'll probably swoop back in with more recipe stuff tomorrow-ish? Because i am Tired and Not Thinking As Precisely As I Should Be- Goodnight!

(also sorry if I mischaracterized either of the guys mentioned in this-- i tend to get lost in my own headcanons with characters, very sorry if this did happen)

wow ok that's a lot to unpack (I'm smiling like an idiot btw)

your way of interpreting characters is so interesting??? like u think of food components when you hear certain things. I'm gonna study u so much cuz that's really cool. I think I kinda do the same but with colors? I hear noises and think of colors if that makes sense.

also I love ur headcanons. plz never apologize for making them, it makes me so happy. I'd say half of them are right tbh so congrats!!

few response notes! :3

Maiko would definitely go all out and make the fanciest French Toast ever. She wants to make her dad proud, y'know? And as much as he appreciates it, he still inhales the whole thing in like 3 minutes because this man is always late for work.

Rice pudding is like a comfort food for her. Reminds her of Jackson cuz he's the one who always makes it for her. She likes to make French Toast because it's Jackson's favorite breakfast. He probably doesn't like it too sweet though.

She does favor cooking over baking because she hates using an oven. It's so hot inside and has a risk of burning yourself and that scares her. If your properly trained, you can easily avoid burning yourself with a stove (as long as you avoid hot oil too, which isn't her forte either)

Her love of cooking came from watching cooking shows all day when she was really little. Cartoons only play in the mornings back then so she'd watch a Food Network kind of channel in the afternoons. Maiko is autistic, and cooking is her special interest.

Jackson actually does really like meat. Beef is probably his favorite. He doesn't eat it that often because he's not that wealthy and can't afford it (remember: he's a private detective who gets paid the bare minimum, and lives with a college student. they're both broke losers)

He definitely eats a lot of rice. Inherited from his dad, who grew up on a rice farm.

that taco goes hard /pos

this was fun, I'd love to do this again <333

#headcanon??? for my OCs????#sobbing /pos #mbcd #moon bay city detectives

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ive been thinking about elaborating more on what maul's various disabilities mean for him and actually tangibly what that would look like. my thoughts below in a clearer way!

due to being cut in his midsection a lot of his gut was either damaged or rearranged entirely. Zabrak are carnivores with probably shorter digestive tracts so its not as much of a problem as it is for humans who need to have much or all of their large intestine removed, but nonetheless he would probably have an ostomy bag + stoma of sorts or scifi equivalent (however this might change between various leg iterations). Its hard to tell how this condition would affect him outside of how it impacts people in real life who have this condition (crohn's disease or severe forms of ibd), but eating primarily meat might make it a bit easier on him? Something I might research more idk... Going along with that he would need an artificial blood dialysis device because he doesn't have kidneys anymore. All of this leads to him most likely having bad nausea/pain or feeling sick when his diet or meal timing changes.

Because of all this organ shifting, there might be more pressure on his diaphragm leading to less lung capacity, however being a zabrak with two hearts counteracts this and he's probably on par with any athletic human.

Due to eating like...garbage and probably fucked up things for many years, his liver had to work overtime and as a result he has some signs of liver disease, though it should be under control post spider legs and rejoining civilization. Likewise his stomach is also probably permanently smaller due to a long period of malnutrition.

Inside his prosthetic waist area would need a Thick layer of cushioning because the waist is not a real load bearing area of the body. Like any other prosthetic, there should be some way for him to detach part of his midsection so he can bathe properly and avoid any skin irritation (but it probably happens anyway if he doesn't do any self care in that area for a while)

His spine was severed so he has some pretty hardcore back pain as well as metal/robotic supports lining the inside and outside of his spine. Using a cane would help as it could alleviate pressure against his midsection and damaged spine, putting that weight towards the ground instead (this is also why i love maul with a cane in rebels).

There's probably ways to regain levels of sensation and tactile feedback through his legs (luke had a very responsive and seemingly sensitive prosthetic hand) plus nightsister magic probably gives some ethereal force connection to increase sensation and feedback. This might also be how maul can resist his body rejecting all the parts that are both embedded in him and against his body 24/7, its star wars there's magic sometimes. His legs are probably rechargable overnight and with some long term background battery (imagine uranium batteries like rovers and other space instruments have) to fill in time between charges. Maybe they can also convert food into electricity i dont know how star wars works.

anyway if you read this thank you! i hope you enjoyed my maul disability headcanons/fan explanations for how his body works. Im not going into any of his mental disabilities bc that's a whole other can of worms but it was very nice to elaborate on a canon disabled character that i care about very much

#darth maul #obimaul #maul #star wars #star wars headcanons #tcw #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars

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lale-txt · 2 years

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🍆 online dating headcanons: supernovas

[part 1 w/ Whitebeard pirates]

a/n: i have too much fun roasting your favorite little crime men, so here's part 2! and don't worry, there probably will be a sequel to that, too...

Luffy

this boy has the dating profile of a 67 year old man

it's mostly photos of cool bugs

or him holding the cool bugs, covering half of his face with them (some look a bit arty by accident because they're so blurry bc this boi is fast af when he is excited for something)

i feel like he is someone who overuses emojis A LOT and out of context too. they almost sound cryptic

🦔🧦🤼🔑👁‍🗨🟧🏴‍☠️

WHAT DOES IT MEAN BRO

you'll never know

he doesn't know either

you can keep the conversation going by mentioning that you're a foodie and like some good meat

wink wink

but don't complain if he takes you out to an all you can eat restaurant and the thing getting eaten is everything except you

Zoro

your typical fitness bro

all of his pictures are just mirror selfies from the gym wtf

granted, he knows his good angles

start the conversation maybe with a good recipe for a protein shake? idk i have not once in my life matched a fitness bro so don't take my advice maybe

if you start texting, expect a lot of thirst traps straight from the gym, lots of sweat, a shirt pulled up a bit to show off his 16-pack or whatever (if he even bothers to wear a shirt), a photo from behind to show that his back is very beefy too

but don't be fooled because he will sent them to his whole contact list and his fitness account with 500k followers

you just know he has "no PAINZ no GAINZ 💯" in his bio

so take that to your heart and text him anyway even though it's a pain in the ass, it will be rewarding in the end

if you're looking for a fuck buddy this is your mans

Law

his photos just scream dark academia. they also scream "i'm your thoughtful mystery lover with the sexy finger tattoos" and also "please heal my broken heart while we listen to Evanescence together"

but in reality he is just very tired and people mistake it for a lifestyle

Bepo takes all of his photos and edits them, he has a really good eye

one photo is the doctor posing naked in front of a chimney fire on a bear rug (it's not a regular bear rug but Bepo who is very good at photoshop)

it wasn't even Law himself who created his online dating profile but Penguin & Shachi because they agreed their captain needed a bit of support in those things, Law was just too tired to object (and maybe they were right after all...)

he's a busy man and you need a really good hook up line to make him text you back

"i think you've stolen my heart, give it back" isn't one of them

talk to him about gross medical things maybe or how much you hate bread (even if it's a lie)

just don't try sexting with him because you will get a lot of anatomical terms and a very long paragraph that sounded sexy in his head but reads like an user manual

overall a very nice match if you're into emo boys with tragic backstories that just have written "fix me if you can" all over their face

Kid

ahh yes, the little kinky man

of course you can find him on the naughty online dating sites where you can look for your next fuck buddy, pet or a sugar mommy/daddy/questionable parental figure

his photos are thirst traps of course, half of them mirror selfies with flash on

doesn't care about censoring, his junk is OUT, why hide it

will text you "wyd?" and "send nudes" within two seconds

foolish of you to think that one nude with a tiddie out would satisfy him, this little racoon is greedy af

just know that at one point he accidentally created a group chat with all of his matches, believing he would message them "i'm so hard for u" individually

he never recovered from that

Kid gets matched by mean lesbians A LOT (no wonder, he looks like one too)

it happens so often that he pulls Killer to the side, asking with a stern look on his face: "be honest. is there anything about my appearance that screams 'i want to get pegged' because apparently people feel that way about me"

Killer thinks a little bit too long and almost gets thrown overboard

Killer

the mysterious masked man

usually one would barely get matches without their face revealed, but it's probably his luscious long blonde hair and all the shirtless photos that give him countless matches anyway

who doesn't love a faceless ideal fantasy to project their deepest desires on, isn't that what dating apps were created in the first place

just never jokingly ask what's underneath the mask or else you'll get unmatched immediately

maybe ask him about his hair routine or favorite pasta place in town instead

or his favorite youtube channel Pasta Grannies

he would be the best to have long, meaningful conversations with on the dating apps

until he deletes his profile out of the blue, leaving you wondering forever 'what if...'

that is until you match him again

and again

yes again

he's a serial matcher

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