#q being a little shit

[emiliasilverova]

007 Fest 2023, Scavenger Hunt item no. 9 (5/5): ‘Create an “incorrect quotes” post. Can fill up to 5 times. (Take a set of dialogue from another piece of media and assign it to Bond characters. Example link here)’

And one more for the road. Always a pleasure to pit those two idiots against each other, eh Q? *cackles*

#007 Fest #007 Fest 2023 #TeamBondVillains #scavenger hunt #james bond #007 #goldeneye #spectre #alec trevelyan #006 #q #quartermaster #00q #00q00 #incorrect quotes #shitpost #q being a little shit #deserved tho #always better etc

[casper-perry]

kintsugi

author:

saffroncassis

summary:

6 years after defecting from the Port Mafia with his partner, Dazai has many things on his mind: what to do about the freaky mind control kid who is now his orphan to take care of; how to defeat the Guild before they destroy Yokohama entirely, without any intel or plans yet; and… the prospect of marriage. With his boyfriend. Yeah, there’s a lot to figure out.

sequel to hey look, the sky’s falling apart

#文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs #Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Dazai Osamu & Yumeno Kyuusaku | Q (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Dazai Osamu & Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Dazai Osamu & Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Yumeno Kyuusaku | Q (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Armed Detective Agency Ensemble (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Ozaki Kouyou (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Families of Choice #Established Relationship #Fluff #Hurt/Comfort #dazai osamu is very tired but doing his best #Q Being a Little Shit #i love them both for these things #Armed Detective Agency Member Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) #Happy Ending #Past Child Abuse #Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence #Angst

[zeb-z]

demon girl tina who shaves her horns down, who tries to be everything a demon isn’t. never angry, never pressed, sweet and easygoing. perfect in every sense of the term. who’s traumatized from purgatory, who’s afraid of losing what she loves as much as she’s afraid of being shunned by who she loves for what she is. for all the imperfections that fracture her perfect image. who craves trust, a place to belong, the secret of who she is just bubbling under the surface, shaved down and hidden just underneath the cat ears she wears.

human girl bagi who embraces imperfection, who loves with loyalty and longevity. who would go to the ends of the earth for her loved ones, knowing their worst sins, their terrible crimes, and going I will love you anyway. I will be there for you anyway. who’s best friend is a demon, who she knows is a demon, who she met at his worst, and wouldn’t let him go through it alone. who understands the importance of secrets, which means she knows the value of honesty, and is ready to lay out all her truths once she cares about someone enough, trusts them enough.

tina getting flighty and nervous when she’s told that it’s love what bagi feels - not because she doesn’t feel the same, but because she does, and it’s all she’s ever wanted, and isn’t that just terrifying? because she doesn’t think she fully deserves it. not yet at least! and she doesn’t want to lose it. imperfect, clumsy, secretly a demon tina, still processing purgatory and everything that came before, so afraid because she believes she can’t measure up. once she’s worked on herself, once she’s perfect, she says. once she stops panicking at purgatory flashbacks, once she stops losing her temper, once she can provide stability, once she’s shaved her horns and they stop growing back - then she’ll be ready. as soon as she’s made herself into something easily lovable.

bagi listens to tina as she spills some of this to her, under the moonlight along the beach. not quite all her worries, but some, just like she had given not quite her whole heart, but a part of it, in that room that represents bagi’s mind. and bagi doesn’t press for more than what she’ll give, because she cherishes what has been given already, because she’s in no rush and has no where else to go, because above all else, she’s in love and willing to wait. and in the meantime, she’ll reassure tina that she doesn’t want perfection - she just wants tina the way she is.

#dude the build up to this date didn’t disappoint holy shit #the comedy of bad and dapper. the way some of that transitions into more serious moments because of tina hiding her demon nature #tina wanting to give bagi perfection and bagi just wanting tina. bagi wanting to give tina the world and tina just wanting bagi. Man #and the silly little play pretend with Richas that ended up being poetry. their secret is they love eachother. that they’re terrified of #losing this. of losing eachother. of not giving enough. the moon will keep this safe #and. tina promising to protect bagi for the rest of her life. knowing she’s effectively immortal and bagi….isn’t #also smth about how it’s human mortal bagi willing to wait for demon tina. idk something is there #there’s poetry and rhymes and endless things to take from this date tonight tbh but I can’t connect it all rn #but my god they cooked #mcyt #qsmp #q!tina #q!bagi #teaduo #z speaks

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

also something i think a lot of ppl forget about tilín is that she was intentionally dramatic and made her situation sound worse so ppl paid more attention to her. like yeah q!quackity wasn’t the most… attentive parent, and she was neglected and the fact she did that for other people’s attention shows that but she did absolutely make up shit so people would feel bad for her and give her stuff. the eggs are all really chaotic (as all toddlers are) and i think people forget that sometimes.

#qsmp #qsmp tilín #this isn't to say q!quackity didn’t neglect them #but to say that tilín was a dramatic little shit and i think that needs to be acknowledged more #(like flippa being a dramatic arsonist who doesn’t understand the concept of death atfirst)

[leos-stars]

Just putting this out here as someone who watches Red team, watching q!Bad be an absolute menace has been amazing.

Understandably when someone gets a bit annoyed at him its hard not to feel the same but that's all pointed at q!Bad.

Anyway I hope that spawn killing gets fixed because it can get annoying to constantly watch them die at their spawn, whether that's to a player or a mob.

#qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp purgatory #qsmp talk #qsmp bolas #qsmp red team #qsmp related #i'm having fun :) #I hope people don't take q!Bad being a menace to hard #he's just a little guy #his words not mine #Can't wait for team bolas to make him the villain of their story #Just to justify whatever shit they pull on him later #I know that will go crazy #Just like team bolas >:)

[my-secret-shame]

#steven grant #steven grant edit #moon knight #moon knight edit #oscar isaac #oscar isaac edit #q #has this been done before? i don't know if i have new thoughts anymore of it they are just recycled #my stupid edit #(affectionate) #moon knight meme #moon knight memes #moon knight text post #moon knight text posts #arthur harrow #arthur harrow edit #steven being a sarcasic little shit

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I've been doing a lot of grocery delivery in the country lately, so I ordered myself a nice bumper sticker so I fit in with everyone else's stuff :)

I've seen a lot of these lately, but they were all of a pride flag I don't recognize. Not sure which gender/sexuality has the red and white stripes with the blue with white stars in the corner, but I guess it's an ok design. The rainbow is the traditional LGBT flag, though, so I feel it symbolizes the collective queer community a little better and will be a little more noticeable/recognizable than niche flags, like this stars and stripes guy.

#queer #pride #rainbow #flag #gay #lgbt #fr tho I've seen so many q-anon and trump stickers that i feel like this'll either be really funny or I'll get my windows smashed in #for some reason the country here isn't just chill people eeking out a living doing what they can #it's all super well off people who immigrated from elsewhere in the us and are incredibly aggressive #I'm from the middle of nowhere. country folk are typically very kind even if they're a little ignorant to shit like being gay or trans. #but this is the kind of people where i got called a dyke twice just walking through kroger #i had the person behind me at mcdonalds yelling about my sticker that says i don't break for kids #anyone i know who has lived in that area for a long time hates all these new people #they've driven up housing prices to be just as much as in the city. they're all republicans who fled California or Illinois... #...and they brought with them their more radical views and hateful big-city attitudes #like yeah. this wasn't a place to be comfortably out as gay beforehand. now it's actively hostile instead of you get weird stares kinda shit

[demodraws0606]

"My cc's lore was interrupted by purgatory, it sucks waaaa" Well I'm a BBH fan and idk he managed to roll pretty well with the Purgatory storyline so really that just smells like a skill issue /j

#qsmp #q!bbh #q!badboyhalo #bbh #badboyhalo #sorry i need to be a little toxic #for my well being #especially since the qsmp complains are getting a little grating #if they had issues they would talk to the admins to figure shit out #they're adults stop acting as though the admins kicked their sandcastle #discourse

[divkazkdovikde]

being in your 20s is not knowing what exactly your age is, you just know ur in your 20s

#help #i was just sitting here and i couldn’t fucking remember of i’m my actual age or year older #and i was like wait shit #i had to fucking look at the calendar to remind myself what year it is #and then i had to do math #fucking math #2023 minus the fucking year i was borm #help im so stupid sometimes #20s #being in your 20s #crack post #little miss confused #q

[july-19th-club]

harrykim and tomparis hopelessly awkward in the cafeteria what social blunders will the commit!!

#tom just discovered he has a crush on his buddy who is basically married and he's like . oh my god i can never let her know #oh my god she's right there harry what do i do. ignore her right #and harry is like. shit eating grin. you wouldnt want to be RUDE #i actually think the tom kes neelix thing is so funny because neelix has zero to worry about #his girlfriend who was one years old when they met is hopelessly in love with his jealous ugly ass #but tom paris is a perfectly nice handsome humanoid man . and it's LOGICAL that since he and kes are already buddies #something might spring up between them . but the thing that springs up is neelix's obnoxious emasculation #tom himself is being a completely dogged gentleman about the whole problem and is like. well sensible really #oh i would never interfere in a friend's relationship. plus our lifespans aren't compatible and i like being friends #like it's very funny how little neelix has to worry and how sincerely he's determined to make his unfounded fear everyone's problem #star trek #star trek: voyager #q

[bumblingbabooshka]

hiii im in the middle of watching voy for the first time (i just finished watching 6x6 riddles actually) and ive always recognized you as That person who Loves tuvok and i wanted to know your thoughts on neelix and tuvok's relationship? its my favorite aspect of voy personally but im interested in hearing how a massive tuvok fan like you feels about them

Tuvok & Neelix Thoughts (Fractured): Man who grows flowers for food loves a man who grows them purely for beauty, Annoying4Annoying, Comedy routines, Intricate rituals and the playing up of roles, Aliens amongst humans - to assimilate or remain stubborn?, Bringer of water/Bringer of life, Seeing an angel through the mist, Two people who have difficulty communicating and come off as off-putting to those around them, Unrequited love, Love is stored in the food + kitchen, Family men left without any family, People from impossible moons, Jokes that go too far, Horrific loneliness being masked by something else, I won't leave you alone (pos&neg), Cracks in the facade, People pretending and pretending and pretending, Leolaroot I Can't Help It I'm A Moth To The Flame Required Viewing, I can only admit I like you when no one else is around - when the situation's as bleak as can be - when we're seconds from death - only then will I admit that it's been fun. Apologies in the form of sliced apples instead of words vs Apologies in the form of long and tearful contrition. LET ME IN!!! LET ME IN!!!! Locked door you keep bruising your hand banging against. People who love too much so they: keep knocking, keep their ear against the door.

My thoughts are that Neelix is a silly goofy little tragic clown of a man and Tuvok thinks he's so much better than him but in actuality whatever they're up to makes them both look stupid <3 /affectionate Neelix having a crush on Tuvok is canon to me - what Tuvok's response to or level of knowledge of that is changes by the day.

#I was halfway through typing all those fractured thoughts when it hit me 'perhaps this user did not mean in a romantic sense' #but I already typed half of that and made that picture thing SOOO #In regards to pure friendship I still love them and think they're very funny together <3 #I think Tuvok's feelings towards Neelix are complicated and alien #and Neelix's are more straightforward internally but complicated in that Tuvok usually is making fun of him v_v #I headcanon them both as being poor at communicating honestly with others but they cover this up and proceed in different ways #Neelix is overly friendly and attentive and ignores ppl's comments about him (but he KNOWS) #meanwhile Tuvok is reclusive and doesn't often let comments pass without a comment of his own to counter it #Neelix worries about that bc it means Tuvok won't be as well liked meanwhile Tuvok finds Neelix's persistent friendliness to be exhausting #Neelix is a guy who uses friendliness in some ways as a means of survival and I also headcanon he feels somewhat protective of Tuvok #and indeed everyone on Voyager in a strange way...like 'oh these guys are such idiots...they don't know shit about survival they've lived #such cozy little lives!!' <- eventually said with much more affection than shock/scorn #Tuvok & Neelix: (about one another) You are SO annoying and stupid...godbless..... #Q&A #I h ope this answers your question #waspstar #Tuvok/Neelix #Tuvok #Neelix #I 'm IMMEASURABLY pleased to be The Tuvok Loving Guy HEHEHE <3 #star trek relationship aesthetic

[qcomicsy]

I really wish body horror wasn't as popular in the spideypool fandom as it is

#I'm okay with a little bit of gore it's wade that we're talking about but the moment they put sex in it imma need to hit the brakes #i mean what many times can you write aboud cutting Wade's dick off with his ass #WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING???? #WHY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #there's so many weird shit under this ship i just wanted guys being stupid in love how I ended up here #IM SERIOUS WHY CUTTING WADE'S DICK WITH PETER'S ASS A THING #q rambles #at least most of them give you a warning #at least

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

i made hunter a fursona bc i have no self control

bonus full body doodle:

#couldnt forget his little iconic hair thingy!!!! #for some reason my brain keeps calling it a curly q even tho its nowhere near being that #istg he says wolves are cool one time and i just run with that shit #i think he would be one of those hybrid fursona people #realizing now that the stripes kinda make him look like bread lol #i referenced the wolf shirt he made for the face markings which ended up with his fursona also having eyebags lol #used flapjacks colors for the wings because i am grieving and this is how i cope apparently #the owl house #toh #thanks to them #hunter the owl house #hunter toh #hunter noceda #hunter toh fanart #hunter the golden guard #golden guard #the owl house fanart #fan art #furry #fursona

[dhampir72]

If you aren’t drowning in book emojis yet… 📕

Oh wow I'm so flattered by all the asks!! Thank you!

I have a story that I've been thinking about writing for a time, but it's just one of those things that never makes it beyond a quickly jotted line in a notebook!

The story is sort of in the vein of the movie "What Women Want". Bond suddenly acquires the ability to hear the thoughts of others. At first, he thinks he's going a little crazy, hearing voices…but then he realises that it's an asset he can use it to his advantage in the field. He gets even better at working with marks, because he knows exactly what they want to hear. It also helps that he can now tell when people are tailing him in crowds, or waiting to ambush him in hallways or alleys. He can hear the thoughts of his enemies like a broadcast, so it makes fieldwork a breeze.

The only thing is, Bond hasn't quite figured out how to turn it off. So he hears everything! People's thoughts in hotel lobbies and supermarkets and airplanes. It's overwhelming at times, hearing all of people's inner thoughts and worries. Even the boring stuff is taxing--if Bond has to hear someone list off everything they need at the grocery, he'll go insane! And it's not just the voices themselves, but the wavelength of them. There are specific frequencies that are tied to people's moods. Most of the time, Bond finds people too loud and their inner thoughts grating. It starts to wear on him, this constant influx of noise.

So he's surprised when he meets Q, whose inner voice is soothing and quiet. Sometimes, when Q thinks, it's not words, but rather a steady stream of ambient, calming noise. It blocks out all the other voices and noise. So Bond is drawn to him, at first, because Q offers this solace. He finds it's most comforting to lounge in Q's office while he works, enjoying the caress of Q's non-verbalised thoughts as he works.

The more time Bond spends around Q, the more he learns about him. How he likes his tea, what kind of food he enjoys, what jokes he finds funny, his stream of consciousness thoughts about television shows or who pissed him off in a budget meeting or how much he wanted to pet that cute cat he saw in his neighbour's window on the way to work. Thoughts that were tedious to hear from others are something that Bond looks forward to hearing from Q.

And, of course, Bond also hears Q's appreciative thoughts of him--enjoying a certain suit on Bond or thinking his eyes look nice that day--and Bond finds himself wanting to provoke more of these thoughts in Q. And when Q finally thinks kiss me Bond will be ready ;)

That's all I've really got! Maybe one day I'll write it for funsies!

Thank you again for the ask! This has really been so fun!

#oh what was that? #00Q #ask game #i just really wanted one of Q's thoughts to be like damn that arse is nice and Bond being a little shit like #and then q panicking wondering if he accidentally said it aloud #basically every opportunity for bond to exploit blushes out of q #because blushes lead to kisses of course ;o

[lambjock]

my locked trait is that i literally can't get behind hoa or it's popularity </3 tragic i know

#my posts. #like it'll always rub me the wrong way hoa was beloved purely for it's action packed gameplay & 'real' monsters #even the popularity of j/alim feels very. weird to me? #that ship isn't anymore canon then con/brad or dan/drew or even john/drew. there isn't any special hints that these other pairs don't have #ever since man of m/edan's creation people have just demanded an un/til d.awn 2 and then they got it! with hoa and the qu/a.rry #maybe i'm just a hater but those games are also heavily flawed and to see them treated as masterpieces while lh and m.o.m gets shit on is .. #irritating! to say the least! #what even was hoa's plot where was the twist. was the twist the monsters being vampire aliens??? #this isn't even mentioning the other glaring issues but tbh that's all i'll say rn i'm just. blegh #don't even get me wrong like. i bought hoa i played it. i think it's fine! #and i love ud and the q/ua.rry! #but ... little hope's bad rep never ceases to make me viscerally pissed imma be honest <3

[qeyond]

Anyway, Happy Pride! Here's my BirthdayMassacre playlist.

#q music #birthdaymassacre #death note #the vibes for this is naomi being a polite lady house wife quiet and well kept for her FBI fiance. traditional gender role shit. #but then falling in love with a blood thirsty creature man and losing her SHIT!!! going NUTS!! getting a taste for BLOOD #theyre crazed together and B is head over heels for her. ADORES her. RESPECTS her. shes GORGEOUS shes STRONG shes AMAZING #she kicks his ass when he needs it and makes him control his shit. but also they go nuts together and murder and crimes and bite eachother: #she adores B she wants to study him she wants to keep him on a leash she wants to sloppy make out with him she wants to be #totally unravelled by him. he respects her for being who she is and she EATS IT UP. she feels free and adored for who SHE is #he feels adored by her for who HE is. he loves that she tames him. he loves that they are fucked up together. #theyre healthy theyre evil theyre awful theyre enabling each other in the worst ways but its a beautiful dance <3 #also listen im never going to forgive ray penber for trying to push naomi into being a sweet little house wife #ITS NOT HER!!!!! maybe killing for fun isnt really her either but its more her than being kept under lock and key by some Dude #also i know all the things she said doesnt match the vibe but it was one of my first queer songs as a teen and it has as special a place #in my heart as beyond birthday does. AND birthdaymassacre is queer so :) <3 #anyway please note any playlist i share is never complete. im always adding more music as i find it :) so stick around if u like <3 #beyond birthday #naomi misora