#rant lmfao

[oqal]

it just sucks bc part 2 lowkey did kinda suck. with the inclusion of a new confusing love interest that would last like 8 fuckin episodes when breagan was the main ship literally more than half of the fandom vied for. it’s like wow maybe if they didn’t include the unnecessary and boring love interest of ron and just kept going with the story as intended, they would’ve maybe gotten the green light for a second season but no

#rant lmfao #you can’t tell me iTs nOt RoN when it literally was. his inclusion made so many scenes boring. of course a lot of people didn’t watch it. #it’s like wow it’s almost like most likeable ships keeps the show alive #hard truth but it’s literally. that’s it. #breagan #breagan had something GOOD it was a nice wholesome slowburn #but people are like NoOoOoO we don’t wanna see friends get shipped! #well thats pretty unavoidable isnt it 😐

[ifyoulovemeletmebinge]

Threatened to clock my friend today bc she asked me if she looked skinny bc she was insecure like if you bring that mentality anywhere near me and my ed I will literally kill you

#literally stfu I will kill you #rant lmfao #tw eating issues

[knightingale]

The "Sansa reminds Sandor of his sister" motive that some people try to hitch to his character really just flies in the face of his actual attachments to her, doesn't it? Sansa reminds Sandor of himself. He sees the little boy who used to love knights in this girl who's been swept up by the same romanticism. He sees his abuser in her abusers, the much larger knight(s) beating on the helpless child. He sees how she is betrayed by every level of authority that should have saved her and remembers his father's neglect and Tywin and Robert's apathy for Gregor's crimes. He's protective of Sansa because he was Sansa.

And GRRM's design, that one of the strongest warriors in the series, a fearsome and cynical 6'8" guy who's "muscled like a bull" and has the face of death itself, sees himself in this soft and effeminate teen girl, and empathizes with her because he was an abuse victim too, is INFINITELY more compelling than "Oh yeah I bet she just reminds him of his sister," who he's never mentioned and who we know literally nothing about. Way to unnecessarily water down a character, you couldn't have ignored the black and white text more efficiently if you tried.

#sorry for the rant i saw this sentiment in a yt video recently #sansa stark #sandor clegane #sansan #asoiaf #and this is only one facet of why he has so much affection for her too #these people act like his attachment to her is limited to projection and not also bc she treats him like he's an actual human being #or that they can be themselves when they're with each other -that he can openly show his weakness to her and be comforted and validated #or like even just the physical attraction aspect - which is so obvious that you'd have to be willfully ignorant to miss it #how do you read him trying to kiss her and come away thinking “he thinks of her as his sister” lmfao #things that make me feel like people dont actually read the books

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

In my demented little head Sir Pentious is getting so many bitches lmao

#the best part of being a multi shipper is pairing your favorite character up with everybody under the motherfuckin sun lmfao #to name a few examples... #I read a lot of Sir Dust fic + like adding Pentious to Huskerdust for funsies #I fuckin. I made up SeraPent. That one is pretty much all me- #Sir Pentious x Niffty has my attention like there's some potential there #CherriSnake? Thats Pentious & Cherri's shipname right? #that one's got my attention too #weirdly tho Im not a huge fan of him with Arackniss? #idk I just think their color pallets are too similar and therefore visually uninteresting #same goes for him and Zestial akfkfkdkfk #look I love VA jokes as much as the next guy but characters with majority black color pallets need to be paired with either; #characters with more vibrant color pallets than them #OR characters with majority white color pallets #Im sorry man its just the way it is /j #okay tag ranting over #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #sirdust #sir dust #sir huskerdust #I guess- #serapent #niftious #is that the ship name? #niffty x sir pentious #sir pentious x niffty #idk how to tag them... #cherrisnake #I am assuming thats the ship name #late night ramblings

[mayxo-hxh]

I personally think that Kikyo would absolutely be thrilled that Illumi found himself a man he wants to marry as strong, handsome and fit to be Zoldyck as Hisoka.

Hisoka is strong enough to be considered an equal to a zoldyck, which means strength is no problem for him. And I don't know about you but the way he assassinated that terradin man that was threatening to reveal illumis identity at the end of the election arc? CHEFS. KISS. THATS A WHOLE ZOLDYCK WIFE RIGHT THERE. And Hisoka is a certain type of fucked up enough to be a Zoldyck, even if he is... mmm.. self aware. Even if he himself thinks zoldycks are a special kind of fucked up. He'd fit.

I always see people make silva and kikyo disagree with illumi marrying hisoka but i soooo heavily disagree. Like what is there NOT to be proud of in Illumi's marriage choice. There is not a single other character IN THE ENTIRE ANIME fit to be Zoldyck than Hisoka Morow and I will fight people on that.

Something a lot of people also don't realize is that the Zoldycks are not a family that discriminates in the slightest (this is a whole discussion on its own but examples are how Kikyo is from meteor city, the butlers are taken from anywhere as long as they have the skill to work and one of the people who attacked kukuroo mountain to hunt the zoldycks now works for them instead. The zoldycks didnt hesitate to hire that mf they fr dont gaf lmfao)

there are soooooooo many misconceptions about the zoldycks in general and i think thats what aids the whole "the zoldycks would HATE hisoka" thing but like. nah. they wouldnt.

I also think about how Kikyo found Silva at such a young age. I bet she was constantly nagging Illumi and asking when he'd get a partner himself. Now he's got it, Millukiiii ITS YOOOURRR TURRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

#some people would say “oh theyll hate him when they meet him!” but why though. #“the way he dresses!” ?? so what. have u seen the way the zoldycks dress lmfao. their son is literally twinning with that magician #“he'll make it weird” Ya Allah no he fucking wont 💀 people base this off a very fanon characterization of hisoka. #Like no he wont moan out of nowhere because theyre a powerful family he already knows that buddy. #hes kept it in multiple times before in a muted reaction please stop making it seem like hes a man with no self control i beg lmfao #Surprise surprise Hisoka acts weird on purpose when he puts on a show because thats how he wants to be percieved #but hes very self aware and knows whats considered weird and disrepectful and certainly wont fuck it all up for him and illumi for 0 reason #me when i finally get to marry the love of my life and i fuck it up because i decide itd be quirky and the fans want me to #hisoka is a much more calmer and quiet person when hes not purposely being weird and thats what people dont want to accept #anyways rant over #whewwww thats a rant and a half lmfao #I wish hisoka as a character was given more analysis and study than the 3 scenes that make him popular #anyways. rant TRULY over. here are the normal tags #hisoillu #hisoka x illumi #illumi #illumi zoldyck #hisoka #hisoka morow #hisoka zoldyck #hunter x hunter #hxh #my post #i feel like if i mentioned how hisoka has adhd on here id get thrown pitchforks at. #let alone the fact that hes very asexual coded #i dont really feel safe on this website at all to discuss any of this yet lmao #people literally laugh when you say hes shy when its literally??? a canon fact stated by hisoka himself?? and backed up by many scenes???? #but i dont think i ever will feel safe here tbh. i just have to. do it. and fuck it whatever happens or whoever laughs at me. #just like ive done on twitter for years until ive finally created a complete safe space for myself #secret rant at the end because maybe nobody will look here

[hidingoutbackstage]

I took way too many screenshots of the Ada over Ashley/Claire over Leon mod video because I love yuri

#sid rants #resident evil #claire redfield #ada wong #claida #LOVE THEM #also btw leon as luis looks fucking AWFUL in this video lmfao #leon making those smirks and smiles. hate it

[bigmammallama5]

gonna go get the new covid booster tomorrow ya girls gonna feel like SHIT

#stupid rant is stupid #yeehaw #i mean like hopefully i wont feel like shit for too long #we'll see lmfao ugh #better do my chores and cleaning today and tomorrow before i crash #also for my new people #i am a case where my body had decided to make me feel like covid when i get the shots #like the second shot of the first wave of vaccines put me down 5 days lol #that time has since reduced but its been a year since my last booster #so #mmmm #trepidation lol #but i would much rather feel like shit for a few days than make my current problems worse with getting sick or long covid

[prophetickisser]

i need a favor. for if it all goes pear-shaped.

Hard Times

#good omens #goodomensedit #goedit #goodomenssource #aziraphale #crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #** #lkjsdhfsdf i have been thinking A Lot about what sort of fraternizing they got up to i'm not gonna lie to you girlies #also i'm not cropping crowley to look like he's wearing a doug dimmadome hat that is genuinely how they framed him in the show #i meant to gif this from the beginning bit but then crowley decided to rant about which living things have ears (all of them) #and that would've made it like 30 gifs #ik you can fit that many in a single post but uhhh i'm not making that shit lmfao #userdebs #useremi #ineffable husbands

[qcoded]

Lil comic based on an unfortunate, recent occurrence...! I honestly think my ex-moot thought I was stupid enough to believe them 😭 BOY YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE

What concerns me the most is that they're like? 14/15, and they're lying about being 18 on their alts which like. GIRL DON'T INTERACT WITH THOSE GROWN ADULTS

#q art #q rant #comic #i think what completely confirmed it was that like #their proship twitt acc got privated a while after i blocked em LMFAO #they knew the jig was up

[charmac]

Dennis’ full anti-dog rant, as scripted

and the aired scene:

#iasip #dennis reynolds #sunny 12 #wolf cola #sunny scripts #the mac meta HDHDJDJDKD #sorry lmfaooooo #awe #too heavy handed so they had to cut? #(jk it was probs just a time thing) #the fried chicken stuff makes so much more sense in the script lmfao #it seems like a weird jump in the scene #but no he had a point there #had to cut that one line... also a time thing i guess #i want to eat the full rant

[ash-and-starlight]

things i’m going crazay about today: the illustrations in the he who drowned the world illumicrate cover

(artist is glassbearer on ig)

#what’s sending me into hysterics is wANG??? ultimate twinkification 😭😭 #i only recognized from his trademark horrid lettuce gown & faggy peach signaling #the difference between how i imagine/draw him and this is so nebfjsjfkwrkjsj #like to me he’s a tired dude with permanent eye bags and a caffeine addiction that started at age 9 #he’s barely 30 and looks 50 bc every day he wakes up in a torture nexus of his own making #being a straight faggot is hard work but someone has to do it #and is the other guy the third prince??? would make sense tbh but shouldn’t he be in his late teens #ig performative masculinity also ages you #(if i’m wrong and that’s esen PUT SOME BEEF ON MY MAN) #k rant over pushing this aside to tunnelvision on ZHU AND OUYANG #WHY ARE THEY DRAWN LIKE THEY’RE IN THE COVER OF A CAMPY ROMANCE NOVEL I LOVE IT #OUYANG SLUTTED OUT WHILE SUFFERING OH HES GETTING THE 15th CENTURY ART SAINT TREATMENT. AS HE SHOULD #love the benis metaphor of it all too he’s on his knees holding zhu’s sword i know what you are #zhu baby u look gorjus no notes #slay #anyway both /pos and /neg this sure is making me feel shrimp emotions lmfao #the radiant emperor #send post

[comradekatara]

Here's a completely random ask for you: what holiday (halloween, valentine's day, national ice cream day, etc.) would each member of the Gaang feel unreasonably strongly about? Can be positive or negative feelings.

oh this is a good question! (i hate so many american commercial holidays so this is a great avenue for me to project my frustrations with us capitalism onto these little guys. and to be clear im just doing us holidays bc otherwise there would simply be too many options and i’d be stuck here forever)

aang: he’s not enough of a hater to dislike any holidays. he’s a big fan of april fool’s day, valentine’s day, and halloween, because he appreciates fun and joy and love and merriment duh

katara: every thanksgiving she goes on an impassioned rant about the historical revisionism of the us empire deployed as a propaganda tool as it continues its genocidal imperialist project and the absolutely sick and twisted audacity of americans to celebrate a known lie in a mockery of the atrocities committed from the past into the present (this one may or may not just have been me, yesterday). every november-december she goes on an impassioned rant about the commercialism of christmas, and how it’s largely a fake holiday devised by capitalists to glorify the sanctity of the nuclear family, and how the supposed “secularization” of christmas is in fact a product of christian hegemony, it’s propaganda and you’re all falling for it because you crave hollow comforts in your cold and dismal life, and instead of attempting to look beyond the scraps you are given under capitalism you all just force yourselves to enjoy a facade of happiness and nostalgia because you refuse to admit that you’re fundamentally uncomfortable in your society!!!!!!!! (this is what i think but wisely refrain from saying because it’s not worth it. katara, however...) also she likes valentine’s day sometimes (depending on whether or not she has a boyfriend). she also has a lot to say on columbus day and the fourth of july of course, but this bullet point is already far too long.

sokka: his favorite holiday is pi day. he does not care for any other us holiday (but he has been known to enjoy a halloween here and there), but he specifically hates april fools because aang insists on pranking him every time, for some godforsaken reason. (he’s just so prankable!)

toph: her least favorite holiday is valentine’s day because it promotes m*rriage, one of her most hated institutions (it’s a long list). her favorite day is taco tuesday

zuko: he insists on celebrating shakespeare’s birth/deathday as if it is a real holiday that anyone actually cares about. and he gets offended when no one else cares. his least favorite holiday is the fourth of july, but not for any political reasons, it just has really bad vibes.

suki: she loves halloween because it has everything you could ever ask for in a single day: dressing in elaborate costume, eating so much candy, and getting really drunk. she’s also one of those people who gets really obnoxious on 4/20, at which point mai is like “you know it’s hitler’s birthday, right?” and immediately kills the vibe. just because she can :)

mai: she has a love/hate relationship with halloween, because theoretically it’s a celebration of the gothic, the liminal, the macabre, the ghostly. but in practice it’s just an excuse for everyone around her to get wasted. she hates christmas more though. santa freaks her out and cloying, forced cheer and merriment is unnerving and infuriating, actually.

ty lee: she dreads valentine’s day every year because she simply has too many suitors and it is very stressful. she likes april fool’s day because it gives her the opportunity to exercise her more devious inclinations. she can prank people so well they don’t even know they’re being pranked; on april first the world is her playground.

azula: she has no real opinion on any specific holidays. they’re petty distractions for mindless drones who require a modicum of frivolity here and there to spice up their otherwise dull, worthless lives. however, she quite likes tax day.

#bonus: yue’s favorite holiday is mid autumn festival <3 #lawful-chaos #asks #the gaang and #modern au #sorry for the katara rant in the middle of this post. it was thanksgiving yesterday. im hearing xmas music in stores. i couldn’t help myself #i should make a holiday tag #since a lot of these points are references to other similar posts ive made #okay: #holidays #if u go thru this tag you can find prev posts #instead of having to add bulky links to the post itself lmfao

[ifyoulovemeletmebinge]

GUYS I JUST TRIED ON MY SHE HULK COSTUME FOR HALLOWEEN…….. it’s a little TOO sexy

#idk how to feel my entire Brazilian ass is out it’s TOO sexy #she hulk #rant lmfao

[prismartist]

everyone @ elquackity: he would not fucking say that

#ive barely been here ten minutes and i can definitely tell thats not q he's so bad at this lmfao #“it's jsut a demonstration” girl you are so a government plant #mcyt #qsmp #unintelligible rants #prismblogging #cursing

[tiredmoonslut]

The way HC's exit has overshadowed what was the most accurately adapted, and in my opinion most compelling and dramatic season of the show is gonna piss me off for the next several years, I feel it.

Okay I was gonna keep these in the tags but actually nevermind, salt post inbound

Henry Cavill is a good actor and a good Geralt, I'll never deny this, but the revisionist history that's going on because of his leaving the series is a bunch of nonsense being puppeted by his dudebro gamer fanbase that wants to keep holding him up as the Witcher god.

The whole "he left because of inaccurate adaptation" argument really falls apart when so much of season 3 was pace-for-pace with Time of Contempt...and Henry didn't leave the show until after production on it had wrapped, as confirmed by both Anya and Freya. It loses even more weight when Henry has gone on record more than once that he hadn't even read the books or known they existed before pursuing the role of Geralt in S1.

Also, it literally cannot be denied that this same group of people who ride-or-die for him go completely silent about Freya, Anya, and Joey---or worse, become misogynistic and racist, when what makes the story of The Witcher great is Geralt's relationships to these people and the way he acts as a catalyst in their journeys.

It's just so annoying. Be upset that he's leaving all you want, but don't make shit up and don't be a fucking dick to everyone else who works on that show as if one of them is the imposter who's responsible for his exit---when the much more likely truth is that Warner Bros. was gonna pay big bucks to have him back as Superman.

#rant over #I'm just tired of yall #the witcher #the witcher season 3 #anti henry cavill #tagging that just in case #it's really more anti his fans #time of contempt #twn #witcher netflix #the witcher Netflix #anya chalotra #freya allan #joey batey #ALSO ALSO #for anyone who reads tags #3x07 being the worst rated episode when it's the MOST accurate to the book??????? #go to hell lmfao

[frownyalfred]

Nothing like spending hours doing html hover translation text boxes to share a canon conlang with readers that canon/fanon works ALL utilize only to be told it’s annoying.

HEY BUDDY. I’m not sharing your name but if you don’t like it! Don’t read it! Don’t even comment telling me how annoying it is! Just hit the big x button in the top right corner!

#this is a great example of how don’t like don’t read should have been implemented #why tell the author so much about how you don’t like the fic? #sigh #:( #brb gonna cry this was the only comment I woke up to this morning lmfao #I’m going insane trying to weave this language in (in a good way) and it takes hours #and some people are so fucking rude :( #rant #myfic #theresurrectionist