#right in the motherfucking feels

[thepunchingbag]

right in the motherfucking feels

#playing as astarion has fucking paid off #karlach actually is able to tell him she's proud of him #right in the motherfucking feels #ngl gonna headcanon him hearing this from karlach (who he's romancing) is just... it means a lot to him #he doesn't believe her really and he doubts he did the right thing #he's still afraid #but having someone who is PROUD of him? #someone who sees good qualities in him? #he just... can't believe it #karlach cliffgate #astarion ancunin #astarion x karlach #astarion #karlach #jaheira #astarion playthrough

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i have a Scene - a Plot if you will - that backs this as context. y'all are gonna have to trust me on this one <3 or read the tags...

#the song is 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel #boombox serenade lets GO!!! #in my mind immediately after this the others came over to say hi (or in sallys case tell him off) #and at first howdy's like 'oh ofc wallys there that makes sense. sally too? strange but alright' #then eddie appears and ohhhh boy its Jealousy Central Babey and howdy's train just pulled into the station #scribble salad #laughingstock #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #OK CONTEXT I PROMISED CONTEXT #so in my mind howdy is an oblivious dumbass when it comes to his own romantic feelings. #he's so in love with barnaby (its very obvious) but Doesnt Realize It. despite being a god tier flirty fruity motherfucker #so when barnaby - thinking theyre on the same page - confesses #howdy's all like 'ohhh um. gee barn im flattered truly but - i just dont like you like that' #yk breaking barnaby's heart right down the middle #so barnaby shuts himself in his home and wally is hovering. yk Worried #and eddie - who's been helping barnaby come to terms w/ his own feelings & gauge if howdy feels the same - asks sally to check in for him #& sally goes over and Immediately involves herself. she takes personal offense on barnaby's behalf #also she lives for the drama and wants every juice detail Hot Off The Press #so while howdy is having a lil crisis as he slowly realizes Oh My Fucking God I DO Love Barnaby Like That- #barnaby / sally / wally / (eventually) eddie are all having a sleepover where they just play card games and chat #a good ol bitch n' stitch night #and howdy shows up to try and talk to barns (obvs in my head he doesnt have a boombox he just Knocks) #only to get RE-RE-RE-REJECTEDDDDDD!!!! thats how it feels you wormy mf! #bc barnaby is a) having a girls night & b) needs to emotionally prepare for That conversation #aaaaand THATS the context <3

[moongothic]

Crocodad AU where immidiately after having left Dragon and his baby boy Crocodile finds an 11 year old Robin. And while he's 100% only recruiting her so they can make a beeline for the Poneglyph and Pluton in Alabasta by the two of them... Crocodile accidentally sorta kinda adopts Robin.

At this point Robin's been running for her life from the Government for three years so her deep trust issues and fear of betrayal are starting to take root in her little heart. Like perhaps they haven't taken fully over yet, and being still a child I'm sure Robin might've still had that genuine hope that she could find a safe place to stay in. But I'm sure the though of "what'll he'll do with me once he gets what he wants?" would be nagging at her at the back of her mind. Meanwhile Crocodile's struggling between the pain and hurt he's already gone through and given him his trademark trust issues, as well as the aftermath of The Dragodile Divorce. But he also has his Fresh Paternal Instincts and probably misses his baby. So when given a small, scared child who is running for her life, being chased by the very same Government that'll want his son dead if they ever find out about him... Yeah that might fuck with your brain a little

You know this post was supposed to be just that first paragraph and just a few footnotes from the following two paragraphs. And then I kept on Having Thoughts. And I kept on writing them down. And oh no what happened when did this post get so long (Look I was going to either kept on writing my Additional Thoughts in the tags or I just put them in the actual fucking post)

Like considder this: based on this one SBS, we can kinda tell that if Crocodile was given a chance to raise a child, that child would be a spoiled little shit, right

So in this scenario, where Crocodile's looking after lil Robin, would he be kind of torn? Unsure how to feel about her?

Because on one hand, this strange child would have the potential to not only ruin his plans, strip him of his Shichibukai Privileges by outing him and his plans to the World Government, but also put his son in grave danger by extension (if she found out about him having been involved with the Revolutionaries and/or having a child). But on the other hand, his paternal instincts could make him want to spoil this poor little girl rotten. But only because he needs to (perhaps literally) buy her trust so she'll behave. No other reason, he doesn't feel sorry for her one bit, no sirree. (But maybe he did feel sorry for her, since his son could very well end up exactly like her. Poor little thing) (Which is why he needs to nuke Marijoa out of orbit as soon as possible, no matter the cost, and this child can't get in the way of Crocodile protecting his son) (But also this is a child. Like how bad could she be. Besides all he really needs to do to win her trust is be nice and make her feel safe, right?)

Of course, while I'm suggesting Crocodile could have some parental instincts, realistically, he hasn't actually spent any time being, you know, a father to a child (looking after his newborn for an unknown though short amount of time aside), so it's possible he wouldn't even know how to parent Robin even if he wanted to, would he? (Like taking care of a newborn and an 11 year old kid aren't the same either) So if he was kind of just emotionally flipflopping between No Trusting Ever and It's Just A Kid for God's Sake, Crocodile trying to be nice to Robin to make her feel safe and then telling himself to stop being so soft and vunerable... Yeah that would make for an absolute mess of a relationship. (Not to mention, let's be real, dude's a scary motherfucker too, and a bloody giant compared to itty bitty baby Robin. He could keep on accidentally scaring the shit out of Robin (who would be On Fucking Edge To Begin With) by just Being Himself. Like for example, can you fucking imagine if he caught Robin trying to cheer herself up with a little "dereshishishi" only to tell her to stop because "it was stupid"? 'Cause I can imagine him doing that, and boy howdy would that make Robin feel bad)

Or who knows, maybe Crocodile was just Born To Be A Dad, maybe he just Fucking Gets It. Like Crocodile is canonically pretty good at manipulating people to do what he wants them to do (see: how he played Vivi like a fiddle), so knowing Robin's position and understanding how she feels, maybe he COULD completely nail how she needed to be treated. Not being too familiar but still making her feel safe and happy, knowing exactly when to be stern and when to spoil her, etc. Dude just goes off and wins the Dad of the Year Award while being a deadbeat dad himself. The only thing Crocodile would have to worry about then would be making sure HE doesn't get too fond of her. And certainly that could never happen, he's so in-touch with his own feelings and so grounded, he's not a softie, get outta here. Or maybe he does but never realizes until it's too late and good luck backpedalling on those emotions now dumbass

Alright so, the reason I went on that whole rmble is just that like. I'm so interested in the relationship Robin and Crocodile already have in canon. I'm so facinated and curious about how the two feel about each other, considdering they did spend 4 whole years of their lives together as criminal business partners, though neither ever trusted the other. A partnership that was only ended because Robin betrayed Crocodile, out of her own trauma. (God, I want to see these two "reunite" so bad, I want to know how they feel about each other now after the timeskip and Robin joining the idiot in flipflops who foiled Croc's plans)

My question here is just that... if they had met 13 years earlier, would things have been different? Especially if Crocodad Real? Because as I mentioned in the begining, Robin would've been on the run for only 3 years by this point, as opposed to 16 years before running into Crocodile. Simultaneously, this would be before Crocodile went onto spend an entire decade all alone, slowly losing his marbles in his emotional solitude. They'd both be emotionally traumatized, yes, but would it have been as bad in this scenario? Like I did start this post kind of joking about Crocodile adopting Robin, and for clarity's sake I don't think they'd have like a father-daughter relationship nececarily. But it would be a strange relationship still, because we'd have two broken people, both struggling to trust anyone. One who had lost her mother and her only friends, leaving her all alone and afraid while running for her life. The other a father who had just given up his son whom he probably missed dearly. Both having these holes in their hearts from loss of family, holes that could not be filled with replacements. But could they find comfort in each other anyway, because they still as people occupy similar roles to their respective loved ones? If they both could just get over those trust issues?

Okay I've been going off on the Emotional Side Of Things for this AU Concept, THERE'S PLOT TOO

So if Crocodile did pick Robin up like 19 years ago, that should be before he set up base in Alabasta, long before he had built is homebase and financial empire etc.

Now the thing is, while we don't know when, where and how Crocodile learned about the Ancient Weapons, Pluton specifically and how the lead on it would be in Alabasta... Considdering Crocodile did once upon a time aim to become Pirate King, it would make perfect sense if he had learned about Poneglyphs during his past adventures, as he would have needed to get the Road Poneglyphs to find One Piece. And while the World Government did bury the truth about why Ohara had been burned down and why Robin had been given her bounty (remember, the WG claimed it was because she had sunken a fleet of battleships, which she had not, it was because she could read the Poneglyphs), considdering this is a Crocodad AU specifically, you could totally make an argument Crocodile could've learned about what actually happened to Ohara from Dragon and co. So, just to make this AU work, you could just assume Crocodile learned about the concept of the Ancient Weapons from Dragon. And who knows, maybe he overheard the truth about why Robin had been given her bounty from Dragon too (maybe Dragon was able to get intel from Garp in secret) or while going to Marijoa himself to attend a Shichibukai meeting or something IDK.

Maybe he learned about Pluton being in Alabasta before finding Robin by accident, and maybe they made a beeline for Alabasta the second Croc recruited Robin. Travelling takes time and the guy would've most likely had to find an Eternal Pose to Alabasta just to get there (also canonically Robin didn't enter the Grand Line until her 20s so they should've met in West Blue probably, since that's where Ohara was) Or maybe Crocodile had to haul Robin around for a few months while looking for That Missing Piece of Information that would lead him to Alabasta. (Imagine the two travelling from like island to island, library to library, Crocodile trying to find that leads while Robin's just so excited about ALL THESE BOOKS (she's helping too with the research) (but to her, research is playtime, so she's just having the time of her life) (Also, notice how Crocodile's Theoretical Child is a fucking loser ass nerd? Yeah Crocodile would encourage Robin reading and studying, surely. And that would be fucking cute))

But like, once they set sail to Alabasta...

Sure, Crocodile could try to do it The Slow Way that we know he tried in canon, building trust and creating his little empire etc. But also, in canon, Crocodile couldn't have jumped into action head first because without Robin, even if he had found the Poneglyph he couldn't have read it and found the location of Pluton. Crocodile choosing to do it the slow way may have been partially because he didn't have much of a choise and it could've felt like the smarter move long-term.

But in this scenario, he already has Robin. Yes, he could do it the slow, secure way.

But what'd be there stopping him from infiltrating Cobra's palace and kidnapping him (in the night, when nobody suspects a thing), demanding Cobra to spill the beans lest Crocodile kills him and/or his pregnant wife* (*Vivi was born 10 months after Luffy so depending on how long it's been between Crocodad leaving Luffy behind and this scenario... Yeah either the wife is there, still pregnant, or there's a newborn Baby Vivi)

Like it'd be a risky move but depending on how ballsy Croc's feeling and how confident he feels in being able to kidnap the king without being noticed... Yeah he could probably do it. And I'm sure he'd have no problem killing Cobra either, if anything it'd be required if he didn't want the Government to find out he was out to find Pluton, and god knows Cobra would tell on Crocodile if left alive. I could see Crocodad being maybe a little iffy about killing Baby Vivi though (it's not like the newborn baby could report him to the WG anyways), but if nothing else, he just needs to be able to pull off the bluff of his life to convince Cobra to do as he's told. And we all know Crocodile's good at convincing people.

The only question is, how would Robin take that?

Watching Crocodile go into Full Murder Mode, hearing him say he'd kill a pregnant woman/a newborn baby if he didn't get what he wanted? Like yeah, I'm sure 11 year old Robin would be fine with that, that wouldn't make any alarm bells go off in her head at all, it'd be fiiiine. IT WOULD NOT BE FINE, SHE'D BE SCARED SHITLESS. That fear of "what will he do with me when he gets what he wants"? Well, Robin may not have found the answer to that question in particular, but she certainly found the answer to the opposite question, and it's not good

So say Cobra, kidnapped (perhaps with Baby Vivi) by Crocodile in the night, guides the two to the Poneglyph under the tombs. Crocodile puts Cobra out of his misery because he's not needed anymore. And he asks Robin to read the Poneglyph for him.

Robin, who has spent the last little while, be it weeks or months with Crocodile, him having become her "guardian", the thing keeping her safe. Crocodile, who has now shown how cold blooded and cruel he can be. Robin, who might be scared out of her mind. Of him.

And the Poneglyph says Pluton, the thing Crocodile wants, isn't there. It's in Wano.

What's she going to do?

EDIT: I wrote a sequel post, enjoy

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Sir Crocodile #Crocodad #Nico Robin #THIS POST WAS AN ACCIDENT. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED. WHY DID I WRITE THIS. WHAT DEMON POSSESSED ME #I'm sure someone's written this already right #Right #Surely this fanfic already exists #Please tell me it exists #I dunno what to tell you I am not immune to a Juicy AU #Anyway on a more wholesome side of things: Robin accidentally calling Crocodile ''dad'' and he just inhales and swallows his whole cigar #Nearly chockes to death. Gets burns on his throat. #Robin feeling less alienated because of her DF ability because Croc has seen weirder AND is made of sand himself #If anything if they're literally by themselves then Robin being able to literally lend a hand to Croc at any time could be extremely useful #Like. In regular life situations. 'Cause Croc only has one hand. And Robin as many as she wants. Perfect duo. #(Also if they were travelling on like a small ship then it'd probably be built for a Tall Motherfucker like Croc right) #(Robin's ability would just make the ship more accessible to her and Croc would find that independence good) #Robin still gets a codename because Croc can't have anyone realize who she is. Maybe she even wears like a mask or summin' in public #If Crocodile's openly trans and the news of him transitioning recently broke out. Like. No avoiding that convo eh #Baby Robin's like ''...I read in a book once that some reptiles can change sex but I didn't know crocodiles could do it too'' #''💦.../Humans/ can't do that normally either'' #''Hmmmm. Weird. I don't think being a girl would suit you though'' // ''...I'll take that as a compliment'' #I just. I think they could have really cute interactions if they warmed up to each other after a little while #And I'm Extremely Normal about that

[natjennie]

when zac makes this face >>>>

#his mouth goes SO wide that his eyes just close #it's my favorite zac expression #'how good does docking feel. be real right now.' #ally beardsley you're the funniest motherfucker on the planet #fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 #fhjy

[annabelle--cane]

biting this scene. sinking my teeth right in.

#from his tone I don't think jon even thinks he's being slimey he's not *trying* to be a motherfucker about this #he's just had his first few justifications shot down and is refusing to look himself in the eye about this and is saying what feels right #and landed on the 'you didn't want this but you did choose it ('it' being my actions)' thing #and for all that basira has talked about wanting a strong functional proactive partner who can serve as a daisy 2.0 #it does actually unsettle her to see jon start to become that kind of person. waaaaaaaaaaaaaa. #tma #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

[theosconfessions]

if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can over here :)

if youd like to read the stephens continued you can over here:)

@ohsosims

theo-heard a lot of it. you did good, kid. BUT...

dustin- i know rivers going to do what he wants. i just really really do NOT like blake.

theo- no shit. but you have to give the kid a chance. i mean rue gave me a chance..and i made him regret it .

dustin- [scoffs]

theo- blake didnt do shit yet.

dustin- he didnt use protection...

theo- i know but one shitty thing doesnt make him a bad dude

dustin- theo.. if that one shitty thing causes river to get sick.

theo-i know trust me i know. but theyll go get tested. go from there.river obviously digs him

dustin-too much

theo- mmhmm

dustin- what?

theo- nothing just mmhmm

dustin- say it ,theo

theo- i think youre being pretty rough on blake because he reminds you of me.

dustin- no shit

theo- no, hear me out. i think youre being doubley hard on the kid because we have some parallels . But youre also not fully over everything ive done to you. BUT youre afraid to say that to me because my minds not great. youre coddling me. so youre directing it on him.

dustin- i mean maybe? a little? but blakes also deserving of that shit.

theo- maybe he is but if he is..he needs a chance to prove it

dustin-[smirks] i just dont want my kid to waste his life following around someone who is just going to break his heart.

theo- but hes a smart kid dusty..i know we wasted a lot of time kid but we're not giving river or blake a shot here in HELL...because of us

dustin- for good reason.

theo- i know but its not fair.

dustin- i know i just worry about my kids.

theo- so do i. and hey maybe blake will prove you right..but for now dusty...chill. a little bit.. i mean we're good right?

dustin- right but theo that took years..and you losing your mind

theo- well [shrugs] lets hope it takes less for blake. oh and on the subject of losing my mind..you need to stop coddling me. im still one hundred percent your motherfucking daddy. and i fully anticipate reminding you of that every single..fucking..day

dustin- mmm yessir.

#theo has a wee soft spot for blake #although he proved dustins dad RIGHT he thinks its not fair to jump to that with blake #although hes kinda on board with the be wearyness of it all he feels a wee bit better after going after him at his job lmao #and hes still dustins motherfucking daddy #the stephens continued #theo kline #dustin stephens #the sims 4 #ts4 #the sims #ts4 gameplay #simblr #sims 4 #ts4 simblr #ts4 story #ts4 stories #the sims community #the sims 4 community #the sims legacy

[leupagus]

Don’t do this:

Look, I get that people want Our Flag Means Death to get a second season. I think it’s tacky to make these kinds of tweets in response to shows like Barry or whatever, but like, I understand the passion, misdirected as it is.

But A Black Lady Sketch Show is literally the only show of its kind — even moreso than OFMD, it’s doing something no one else on television is doing, centering Black women as no other show does. And despite being hugely successful and a showcase for rising talent as well as established stars, it does not have the Tumblr Darling status of OFMD. (BTW, if you happen to now have HBO Max, you know what you could try watching? That’s right! A Black Lady Sketch Show! You might enjoy it!)

To flood the social media presence of one show with demands about a completely unrelated show is, as Spanish Jackie says, fuckin’ kinda gauche. To do this to the only show on TV right now that’s entirely about and by Black women? I think you know exactly what that is.

#our flag means death #ofmd #don't be these guys! #especially that last person who is HOLY FUCK so obnoxious - I screencapped maybe a quarter of their annoying meme replies #and if anyone wants to get Big Mad at me be my guest #but I am right about this #there is time to be a vocal fan but this fandom already has a track record of talking over Black critiques of it #and it's not a good track record #our flag means death motherfuckers #btw there were replies to that tweet that were demands for OTHER HBO programs to get renewed/released #and they were also shitty #but ofmd is the fandom I participate in so #also: feel free to reblog! #I'm more than happy to deal with flak from this getting some numbers

[uncleardyn]

perkele! what a mess!

#my art #ahti the janitor #beat controls main story tonight. was good. legally obligated to play the alan wake games now #love that ahti showed up and i immediately went ''this guy is the coolest motherfucker alive'' and i was RIGHT #i was actually way more invested in the worldbuilding and like. all the documents more than the actual story. #cheering everytime the board gave us a phone call. the inverted black pyramid is my second favorite character #remedyverse #<- going to make that my catch-all tag for control and mr wake. bc u know i will be rbing stuff when the time comes. #i can feel that alan is going to change my brain chemistry. somehow. we'll see it when that day arrives.

[rainbowpopeworld]

gif from @tardxsblues

From the same video that’s on Amazon’s X-ray feature

🥺😭

#I realized I hadn’t looked at the behind the scenes stuff since right after I first watched the season #so I’m rewatching #and noticing some stuff #obviously Michael Sheen is their biggest shipper #I’m having so many Feelings #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens gif #ineffable motherfuckers #ineffable* #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #We’re a team #a group of the two of us #michael sheen #david tennant

[atanxdoesstuff]

Here, some Ryley sketches ft. Cuddlefish skritches, Peeper, Bladderfish, and This Is Ozzy From The Cafeteria What The Hell Guys!

i haven't drawn in quite some time but yknow its exam phase so :/ ofc my motivation comes back when I really should be doing something else like idk study? or somethin

#subnautica #ryley robinson #ozzy from the cafeteria #subnautica ozzy #digital art #subnautica fanart #artists on tumblr #yeah some parts are kinda fucked up but eh i still like this #this is actually my first time drawing ozzy and i hadn't really thought of a design for them so this is probably gonna be subject to change #haven't really gotten a grasp on them as a whole either like i used to think i knew but i've changed since then and also replayed the game #kinda thinking ozzy maybe would use neopronouns? like im headcanoning and projecting onto both of them #you could say ive hit them with the enby beam #also the aspec beam ngl #but yeah my characterisation isnt finalised yet #where was i going with this #anyway i AM really proud of that cuddlefish #cutest crusty ass motherfucker ever #sorry but trivalves or whatever theyre called just kinda dont compare? like for me #oh right! also kharaa pustules ryley! i wanted to make them glow green but i really wasn't feeling like colouring #and also it looked ass when i tried #ive written a bloody novel in the notes again #eh :P at this point this is just a proof its really me asdjakdnjlkaslafaiwdajdawijdlafnjgdn #RIGHT ozzy and ryley are in a qpr CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND WAIT U CANT #jk ur interpretation of these fictional chars with minimal information on them is valid! to each their own and all that

[extremelyputridfishbreath]

so like. im not gonna beat around the bush- ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS. ARE WE??

*SLAMS THIS ON THE TABLE*

I AM CONVINCED THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING! THINK ABOUT IT:

The hover discs Aunt Arctic mentions automatically despawn after you use them to place the detectors/transmitters in both episodes they appear in. With the knowledge that Gary does not test his inventions often, to the point where Aunt Arctic feels the need to warn you...is that intentional feature(keep in mind you use them to access higher up areas like the ceiling of the Sea Caves)...or a bug because he did not test them? Keep in mind the discs disappear near-immediately once you're done placing objects, so you CAN end up free-falling to the ground afterwards from several feet above in the air.

Knowing this, what else is this man hiding? Sure, we know that the Auto-Warbler 3000 works...but is that because this is an invention he personally tested, or in spite of being untested? Did the Jet Tube's avoidance systems have glitches because of an unforeseen bug Gary happened to run into...or is this something he made, gave to Rookie and didn't test for whatever reason?

Keeping this tidbit in mind, is Gary knocking down Herbert's defenses because he is SO smart, or did he just get lucky? Is he better at programming than making inventions? Or does he actually test his coding skills more than his inventions? If so, why?

IF this 'brilliant penguin' was intended to be Gary (which I'm fairly certain it is but hey, CPI closed down before it's time so who knows for sure?)

Is the reason the Party Sub ended up sitting in the Sea Caves related to his tendency to not regularly test his inventions? Or was it simply because it broke while he was testing it?

Because he does not test things as rigorously as his Club Penguin counterpart (who, as we know makes up to 3000 versions of his inventions before they are considered done, and asides from some examples like Mascbot's being used at their 'near-perfect' 2999th iteration or prototypes like the Electromagnet 1000 are rarely used until then)... does Club Penguin Island Gary name his inventions with the '3000' at the end because they have been tested, or for aesthetic reasons?

#club penguin island #club penguin #gary the gadget guy #as an aside: im thinking of cpi more since i picked it back up and played through most of the adventures again #considering changing gin to an /amur/ leopard for cpi because it feels like a change that would've been made tbh #although sonata would still be an arctic fox...just drawn with a summer coat instead. i dont think id change penelope into a different #owl though...maybe? idk depends if i see any compelling swaps for her cpi counterpart #real talk i cannot believe people were dragging gary prime (as in original game gary) for the test sled when it's informed consent that #you're using a prototype when this motherfucker (affectionate) IS LETTING YOU RUN AROUND WITH INVENTIONS OF DUBIOUS QUALITY #i say this as someone with adhd when i say this man has adhd <3 working on so many projects and so many dont get finished #although tbf to ME <3 at least ive been chipping away at my lore documents lately. i mean i still struggle but yk #and yk be slacking off writing down stuff so i dont forgor isnt like. me handing out inventions that probably arent safe like candy <3 #i could be writing down important stuff right now :') oh well * points and laugh at cpi!gary * THIS MAN IS A POSER

[generic-sonic-fan]

Not trying to be edgy here but I love it when Sonic struggles with his own protagonist-centered morality. Make that blue hedgehog think that everything he does is objectively correct just because he acts with good intentions, please.

#sonic the hedgehog #sth #Sonic without an ego doesn't really feel like Sonic to me #do not get me wrong- Sonic is very nice and kind and caring #but if he doesn't think he's the coolest motherfucker on the planet you're not doing him right I think #make this guy a little blind to his own flaws. as a treat. #this post may or may not be inspired by how people are reacting to the latest chapter of my longfic

[write-it-motherfuckers]

From going through your fmk tag, I've learned that you definitely have a type and it's definitely large men with long(possibly fluffy) hair.

Shhhhhh! It wasn't a secret but shhhhhh!

#write-it-motherfuckers #mod speaks #ask #asks #askbox #ask box #inbox #answer #answers #reply #response #tag meme #ask meme #meme #tag #fmk #suggestive #i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[b0ylik3r]

rant about dib and him being white-passing in the show (while still being mexican) under the cut

#breakingmysilence i actually like that dib is pasty and mexican at the same time (in the series). i like that if you look at him you will literally never guess that he has any bit of culture in him. i like that he's whiter than snow at first glance. and i like that he's still mexican nonetheless. because people like that exist, i look white but that's because im mixed, my dad was puerto rican with the features and everything. he tried to get me more into our culture but my mom's side of the family wouldn't let him. thats off topic but you get it. ive gotten into arguments with people over my skin because i told them i was puerto rican and they thought i was rcta or some bullshit. they thought i was literally lying. that's what i thought when i heard that dib was mexican. until i thought about it more and i was like "oh. thats how people feel about me. im enforcing stereotypes that people have to look their race to be their race" and i accepted it immediately. because we don't, we don't have to look our race to have the privilege of identifying with it, we don't have to grow up in a household that's stereotypically assigned to our race to say that we are that race, we can't control that. it's not about that. its about our genetics and that is it. if you're half black, you can say you're black. if you're chinese you can say you're chinese. even if you dont have those features you still are. it doesn't matter what you look like. i feel like we don't get that enough in media, which is why i like that dib looks white so much.

tldr: we don't choose our features or our skin tones, just because somebody LOOKS white doesn't mean they are and i like that we get that with dib.

#dib membrane #dib iz #iz dib #rant #iz #invader zim #ive had this in my head for a few days now but i can finally put it into words #i feel like we need more rep for this genre of character in media #for every character that doesn't appear to be the race that they are there's like 20 that do (specifically in modern media) #maybe im just looking at things that came out recently or im just not finding the right media #but i still feel like it should exist more in new media too #you know what im gonna do im gonna make a human zim design and make him the pastiest motherfucker ever #and then make him puerto rican #because he's literally me #and we need more characters like that #and its my design #and i can do what i want #and nobody can stop me #MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA

[crabussy]

I love being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who hates being part of a system <- guy who loves being part of a system <- guy who

#osdd #did #system #HAVING A TIME EVERYONE #listen I fucking love my headmates but i fucking hate the constant confusion of identity and feeling like everyone can’t live a full life #and I love the wonderful conversations we have and the comfort of having the ability to leave any situation to someone better suited to it #but I hate not being able to walk away from fights or having a lack of privacy #and I hate how the others get so uncomfortable about looking in mirrors or seeing the body etc i’m really upset for them #but I love FEELING the joy radiate off sunny when someone mentions her to me and I love hearing jasper and phoebe bicker like siblings #and I love playing goddamn board games with these bitches #like man I wish I didn’t have goddamn trauma and dissociations and confusion and discomfort #but this is how I exist- how WE exist and I have a right to love how we experience the world #that’s enough tags haere ra motherfuckers #robin shut up challenge #syscourse blogs dni #please and thank you!!

[mishapen-dear]

motherfucker a dono just sent "bad do you want forever to get jealous and tear foolish apart" and bad just GIGGLED

AND NOW HES ADMITTING TO IT. SIR.

#qsmp #LMAOOO #motherfucker is going to be silly silly goofy until he's called out on it #i love it #'he gave up on romance just generally right not everyone' #RICHARLYSON IS ASKING HIS GRANDMA FOR HELP #GO FOOLISH GO #this whole post is now in the tags it just keeps escalating #motherfucker ' i just didnt want to hurt forevers feelings' so he gave up the plan #i see why people are Like That about bad he's so so silly #'tio bad forever wouldn't kill anyone out of jealousy' <- richarlyson #'oh man thats too bad i would do it' #<- bad #paraphrased because im going insane #okay im presisng post what the hell is up with him im obsessed