George Costanza could defeat the Predator, not intentionally or with honour but he could.
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Botanic Tournament : Main Bracket !
Round 1 Poll WW
(Cosmos flowers and tulips)
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cursing all of your dashboards with this horrible thing
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With my extensive knowledge of Seinfield, I can confidently say that I would have no problems assimilating into American culture and politics. They wouldn't even know I was a foreigner
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Jason: Your stuff has to be done by now. Why don't you just see if it's dry?
Dick: No no. Don't interrupt the cycle. The machine's working. It knows what it's doing. Just let it finish.
Jason: You're gonna overdry it.
Dick: You can't overdry.
Jason: Why not?
Dick: Same reason you can't overwet. Something is wet it's wet. Same thing with death. Like, once you die you're dead, right?
Jason: ...
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Cali: God will kill me before letting me be successful!
Texas: You don’t believe in God
Cali: I do for the bad things
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George Costanza
photo credit: Jorge Uria ebird.org
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Father Paul (Midnight Mass): "Like my guy. Bro. Buddy. Come on. He couldn't be more pathetic if he tried."
George Costanza (Seinfeld): "he was unemployed and living with his parents he got a job by pretending he got it and then lost it"
Loki (Marvel Comics): "Poor little meow meow, no morals whatsoever, can’t even get his clone to love him"
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