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lunalucas-world · 4 months

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Felt cute 🥰 so i decided to take a snap 🥵

Come lets get naughty together send me a message now 😈💦🍑🍆

#transgender #transmasc #transfem #transformers #trans nsft #transgirl #transisbeautiful #trans woman #trans pride #mtf trans #18+ content #sexy content #love triangle

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nedlittle · 1 year

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i think the next time tumblr makes up a movie in three-four months time it should be an unfinished 1934 screwball that was shut down halfway through production when the hays code came into action and as a result only exists as a half-edited 30 minute negative that mgm was supposed to burn but didn't. i think that would be fun

#i haven't seen nearly enough pre-code films to be able to pull this off but imagine the possibilities...#the pre-code films i have seen are wild and progressive in ways that some films released today cannot aspire to #criminals and shoot em ups out the wazoo. everyone is committing adultery all the time #women kissing each other on the mouth. men looking like they want to eat each other. the twelfth night love triangle in sylvia scarlett #i know that's 1935 and is thus technically code but still. insane gay ass movie katharine hepburn big sexy #anyway....#this is a pointless text post #greatest (s)hits

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writeouswriter · 1 year

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There’s something so fascinating about Cecil winning the tumblr sexyman poll when he for the most part doesn’t have a canonical appearance, he truly is the ultimate sexyman because he’s everyone, he’s no one, he’s whoever the listener imagines him to be, so different, and yet recognizable each time, you look at him across all his designs and interpretations and you just know. You just know.

#cecilsweep #Cecil Palmer #tumblr sexyman poll #wtnv #welcome to night vale #not writing #he’s got a third eye he’s got tentacles he’s got white hair and pronouns #he’s wearing a dashing suit/he’s wearing the WORST outfit known to man #he’s not even human/he’s just some guy #he’s got tattoos he’s in a unitard he’s a faceless void #HE IS HOLDING A CAT #the true mark of his sexiness is how he’s a good dad husband and friend #and a dork #also his voice is made of the sounds of calming waves #saying this as if other tumblr sexymen were held back by canon appearance #they sexymanified a triangle guys

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bergameow · 2 years

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hannah montana but she is in DOOM

i drew this because vargskelethor did a Linux destruction stream that was hannah montana themed and he played DOOM and it ended up destroying the system. so i had to get the idea of this out im so sorry lmfao

its kinda half-finished but its ok i was tired of working on it. down below is where I turned the DOOM enemies into vargskeletons with their little mushroom hats

and the initial sketch that I said I wouldn’t fix but did anyway because i dont know my priorities

#vargskelethor #vinesauce #hannah montana #DOOM #fanart #stupid #idk how to tag this man #doodle #i never played doom idk what those creatures are called but tbh looking at the cover kind of made me want to check it out #i own the game just never thought to play it #this also made me realize i wish there were more nonsexualized female action game protagonists #like samus or something #like laura is cool but he whole appeal is sexy big triangle booba girl you know #and i looove laura #did you see the backlash there was when they turned her from an f cup to a d cup #does anyone actually break down this shit #i am the onkly one who cares!!! /hj #anyway sorry for whatever the fuck this is kjahgkjh

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billford-dump · 4 months

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do you have a specific design/hc to how human bill looks?

At the beginning, he pretty much fits the tumblr sexyman model, just shorter than people tend to draw him. Absolutely gorgeous, golden blonde hair, straight white teeth, sun-kissed skin, dapper suit, all that stuff.

The issue is that he never takes care of his body.

He ends up bony as hell because he forgets to eat unless reminded to. That "golden blonde hair" gets gross and knotted because he doesn't bother to wash it properly and only ever brushes it with his hands. His eyebags make him look even more half-dead because he doesn't actually know how to sleep. He develops a sickly pallor. Fortunately his eyes and eyelashes stay just as beautiful as they started, because that's probably the only feature he actually likes!

The suit is thrown out almost immediately. Too restrictive, too many parts, too much effort to put on, plus it looks stupid. He wears t-shirts/tank tops and shorts/sweatpants instead. Much simpler.

#human bill cipher #bill cipher #gravity falls #dapper suit bc its the equivalent to his bowtie and hat #conventionally attractive bc by triangle standards he is (or at least views himself as) incredibly sexy #at night bill just lays in bed unmoving with his eyes closed and spaces out #hes still fully conscious even if hes not really aware

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fairyroses · 1 year

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I’m sorry... it wasn’t me. Are you sure?

SMALLVILLE — 1.15 / 2.04 / 4.17 ↳ dark!Clexana ‘expressing certain desires’ to each other 👀

#this was originally just gonna be a textpost about how I think it'd be fun and sexy to ship the dark versions of these three with each other #but then I started actually thinking about it and realized that each of them literally had a scene where they tried to seduce the other two #(or in clex's case as close to 'seduce' as they could get in the early 2000s)#(like their 'desires' might not be explicitly romantic but 'run away with me' and 'rule the world with me' are both pretty freakin' gay lol)#anyway I instantly felt compelled by the giffing gods to stay up till 5am last night making this #like I'm sorry but the throuple energy here is INSANE #if every side of a love triangle isn't this obsessed with each other then I don't want it #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lana lang #clark kent #lex luthor #clexana #clana #lexana #clex #sv 1x15 #sv 2x04 #sv 4x17 #my gifs #(and to be clear when I say 'dark versions' I don't necessarily mean 'evil'... maybe 'shadow selves' is a better term for it)#(because they're all manifestations of the things each character tries to repress... they both are and aren't 'really' them)#anyway agents of shield knew what tf was up when they had fitzsimmons' shadow selves make out onscreen. that shit RULED

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prostocupoftea · 24 days

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Someone: so, what is your type in men?😏

Me: ummm... long hair?

My real type: literal digital god who can (and sometimes wants to) fking kill me

#kinitopet #the stanley parable #the amazing digital circus #buddy simulator 1984 #will you snail #i would add AM from ihnmbims but even im not that masochistic #i feel like that is partially fault of gravity falls and that sexy triangle of theirs #it made me attracted to beings beyond my human comprehantion #“i can control every part if this world besides you” shut up and marry me already

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meru90 · 1 year

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oh what are your top fave manwhas may i aks ?

ahh yess !! im very much obsessed with Taming the Tiger & wet sand!! I've read a lot but these to are def my favs right now ;w;;

#18+ ofc lol #pizza delivery man and gold palace is also nicee #the art stlye in booth of them is just mmmhMMMMHHHH chef kiss and the main leads in taming the tiger are so in love and i am so in love w #with them #they deserve to live happy forever #i dont wanna get started with wet sand i am literally obsessed with the art style and the 18+ scenes are the sexies i've ever seen #....it is a lop #ve triangle sadly ..kinda jkshdasj #and as cute as jo is ian and ty are just way more interesting i need to know more about their past #uhggg angst #MIND U I JUST GOT INTO THESE THE LAST TWOO WEEKS #manwha recommendations

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tha-moz · 4 months

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Ashley Kolfage

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atlantic-riona · 1 year

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full offense but if you write a book about Neverland or Peter Pan and have there be a romance between Wendy and Hook I am sending you outside to consider your crimes. don't bother coming back inside until you repent

#'ooooooh captain hook is so sexy let's do a love triangle—'#do you hear yourself? why are you sexualizing a story meant for children #really think about that for a second #because you could go and write an original story about a woman who travels to a magic land and meets a sexy pirate or whatever #so why do you want to take a character who is a child and hook her up with a character who's an adult #and is also directly thematically tied to her father #(if you consider that in stage productions and movies hook is always played by the same actor for mr. darling)#(AND FURTHERMORE)#(one might argue that Peter Pan Hook and Mr. Darling represent the boy who won't grow up #the man who didn't grow up and the man who did grow up)#so if we're going down that road why are you simplifying those themes to 'hook sexy peter immature #literally do not talk to me until you have reread the original and considered the actual themes and takeaways from it #I rank this as a worse crime than taking a beloved magic land like Wonderland Oz or Neverland and going #'ooooh what if it was DARK and EDGY and ACTUALLY EVIL'#just stop #go make your own edgy original world #leave the beloved classics that you clearly do not understand alone #but anyway back to my original point: do not do this #if you think to yourself that children's classics need more sex or edginess they don't!! that's the devil speaking #hope this helps #peter pan

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anghraine · 2 years

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I don't know what brought it to mind, but I got to thinking about Han's hilarious expression when Leia tells him that she loves Luke because he's her brother, and we all know exactly why he's so "lol what" until he decides to roll with it.

I do really enjoy that he's allowed to have this response that doesn't minimize how absolutely batshit this reveal would be for anyone actually involved in the situation, despite it working conveniently to wrap things up in the narrative.

I also enjoy that after he processes the shock of Luke and Leia being siblings and Leia knowing about this (with zero explanation of how long she's known about it at that point), he's like ... eh, whatever, this is awesome actually.

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birdmans · 12 days

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iwtv photoshoot moodboard

#we need to bring back the photoshoot did it leave idk but i want it back #the people demand a sexy vampire love triangle photoshoot before the show ends i heard their cries

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billford-dump · 6 months

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Halloween Thought:

Ford dressing up as one thing, and Bill dressing up as a 'sexy' counterpart. Ford pretends to be annoyed, but privately finds it amusing.

Doctor and sexy nurse. Werewolf/equivalent monster and old Hollywood actress. Frankenstein's monster and sexy Frankenstein's bride. The possibilities are endless.

#billford #ford pines #bill cipher #gravity falls #a bit late #queue fuckup :(#this can be human bill or triangle bill #please imagine triangle bill in a sexy costume

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sidleyparkhermit · 1 year

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Every day that Dorian is away is another day that we’re not getting to see what would happen if he and Ashton did a combo move where Dorian gives Ashton his free Levitate so he can attack something that’s a long way off the ground and it’s the first time Ashton has been safely airborne since the still-mysterious loss of his aasimar traits as a child

#I’m just putting that out there #critical role #cr spoilers #(since it takes a while for c3 to get any of Ashton’s background out and the genasi thing was only said on 4 sided dive)#dorian storm #ashton greymoore #greystorm #and/or #earth wind and fighter #and/or amidst unresolved love triangle tensions. it’s literally sexy no matter what #*aasimar thing was on 4 sided dive. you know what I mean

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angelsdean · 1 year

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dean has made his family watch the lost boys 36 times. and we Know he’s watched it way more times on his own. the bisexual vampire movie. 36 times

#a movie abt two brothers where the younger one is named sam and the older one is named *micheal* hello???#and the older brother gets charmed by sexy vampires and it's all a metaphor !!!#sorry to deanbennys but you Know dean's picturing cas as like starr but ALSO imagining him sporting keifer sutherland's mullet #like i know i knoww the vampire parallels w benny are right there but that's not what i'm interested in rn #tho he def does think abt the purgatory triangle with michael star and david #anyways point is. dean's watched the lost boys Well Over 36 times ! bisexual behavior #vic.txt

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vividgirl00882266 · 3 months

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