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sexynetra · 7 months

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Daya Betty is my demon vampire wife and you cannot take that away from me

#she’s so hot for real #I don’t even generally like more punk looks but she’s just so #wowie wow wow #I love u daya #marry me pls #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #drag race 14 #rpdr 14 #RuPaul’s drag race 14 #daya betty

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kozmicxblues · 14 days

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Buck texting Maddie on his way to the coffee shop like, “How badly do you want to meet Tommy?”

She just responds with, “If you’re asking if he can come to the wedding, I already worked him into the table settings.”

#she needs to meet the hot pilot so she can tease her brother about it #let’s be real neither of the buckley siblings have any chill #911 #evan buckley #maddie buckley #tommy kinard #bucktommy #buckley siblings #911 abc

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guinevereslancelot · 2 months

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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!

#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT #just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you #if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY #robert chase #house md #malpractice md #i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5 #s6 everything instantly goes to shit #and stays shitty #chase should be happy fr #he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house #like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman #anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc #also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing #this has been a shitpost #anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer #i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show

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b4kuch1n · 2 months

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THEE audiodrama disguised as podcast

#sherlock and co #s&co #sherlock holmes #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #Ive been thinking abt these design SO much lmao. even while doing other things #decided to take cues from acd/granada more. hence sherlock's headband to mimic slicked back hair #and I went with Colors bc. well first of all Im a clown. but second of all I recall some stuff abt victorian fabrics and uh. the wonder of #arsenic green etc #they were enjoying the colors I can commit to some #and. okay Im so real with u Im also a long haired john truther bc he has a podcast of course he'd have long hair but #I think its gonna take a Hot minute. currently this is still like the slightly-grown-out regulation cut #john's jacket is bc he and sherlock are 90s kids. this was a moment of enlightenment to me. I can give john every windbreaker on earth #mariana gets the jean jacket bc I like to imagine she's a y2k kid #(sherlock I think is only 90s kid in year of birth that man's childhood was skipping class to burn shit in the wood)#(but he canonically sews which I fucking love so much. he has not bought new clothes for almost a decade #if a shirt's disintegrating no it isn't. not on his watch)#a lil sad I cant figure out how to give them hats lol I feel like thats the most victorian thing there is. a stupid hat #I can at any moment give one of them a beanie. but I refuse #there are. like a Hoard of other scribbly sketches I did to get used to drawing them. but those are for me those are not for the public #and also theyre in my sketchbook and Im too lazy to scan them #happened mostly during lunar new year lol. I was getting Hard whipped then thank u s&co for carrying me thru #ok I do other things now. have this for a while ok? thank u #have a good night lads. enjoy motion

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darlingod · 8 months

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It’s just… it is everything that Cardan thought Jude would notice his “SO OBVIOUS” exile riddle and thinks Jude to not hesitate to come back. Beside his certainty of her cleverness to piece the riddle together, he believed he was that clear about his feelings toward her; he had thought she absolutely ought to know how he feels for her.

Like oh buddy. BUDDY. Your wife had thought of the answer to your little riddle like you thought she would. But guess what? She has detrimental TRUST ISSUES. (Like… Ur super mean and hot, I can’t blame her.) Anyway.. it’s SUPER adorable of him to so wholeheartedly believe she wouldn’t question his trust. It reveals so much about his pov of thier relationship.

Jude thought Cardan’s (silly) trick was a (vile) trick, when it was simply a: “Im trying to impress/pay you back in kind with our romantic metaphorical sparring and eventually get you out of political drama for a bit,” trick.

I’m fucking laughing wow these delusional ass children I fucking love them.

#IM JUST NOW REALIZING I SPELT THEIR WRONG AND IM SO EMBARRASSED #at least it was the right their😭😭#THEYRE SO REAL LMFAOOOOOO #like they both were so hot ofc they constantly questioned the validity of each others feelings #if the last part didn’t make sense I’ll explain #she knew he had tricked her into exile and when Jude was like ‘can I pardon myself?’ she thought it was another trick to humiliate her #like girl it was to do THE OPPOSITE of humiliation #HE WAS SENDING YOU TO SAFETY UNTIL YOU COULD COME BACK AND FLAUNT UR NEW POSITION #but basically it revealed that he loved like Jude loves #that they have the same heart #(he’s not like the reg folk. he grew up around so many mortals as she did the folk)#but he’s a faerie so he doesn’t take caution to being unpredictable #Jude even knew: the folk could be humanlike but they (the folk) inevitably would do something to remind her that they STILL ARE folk #though she had too easily assumed that the folk acting like the folk meant betrayal #he thought the whole marriage thing had meant she fully trusted him #because he knew how hard it would be for her to give up her power over him #and he thought because that she had given up her ability to command him(comma) that she couldn’t doubt trusting him any longer #queen of nothing #the cruel prince #the wicked king #Jude Duarte #jurdan #cardan greenbriar #tfota #I’ve known them since I was 13 they’re much older in my stubborn pov #also me using the semi colon as if I’m sure that it’s proper grammar LMAOOOOO #confidence is key

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chrlvctius · 8 months

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I CANNOT BREATHE?? HELLOOO????? 😫😫

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emilyinsuits · 4 months

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#the ponytail with bangs #THE EARPIECE #that earpiece is so hot and sexy to me GOD #she’s just so fucking pretty i can’t believe she’s real #emily prentiss #criminal minds #4x02

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lucy-ghoul · 9 days

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can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance #but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side #and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually #shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli #also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos #doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here #1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao #2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7?#lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time #let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond #i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular #(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience)#than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still #..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao #vaultghoul #fallout #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

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front-facing-pokemon · 4 months

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#this is certainly the most goat looking angle i've ever seen for cobalion #i kinda wish the rest of the swords of justice were relevant in gti. y'know? we only saw virizion and keldeo but we never got to #hear virizion's stories about what the other swords of justice were up to. or even like. about the fact that she is a legendary pokémon #she never talked about it. no one acknowledged it. everyone was just down bad for her with no idea she's a legendary #literally a sword of justice. no “where's cobalion & terrakion” just oh FUCK you're hot #and then she gets a crush on emolga of all pokémon. which‚ fail. he is in love with dunsparce. do not take this from him #i'm so disconnected from the actual canon of pmd at this point i've become so engrossed in my own devised version #with all my own versions of all the characters with real names that just are not anything like their canon counterparts at this point #i've changed pmd so much in my own head that it's like. do i even like pmd anymore #yes. yes i do. my pmd is simply a different version of the same thing that we all love. impossible to like pmd without creating fan content #i firmly believe this. hey why don't i stop talking about unrelated things in cobalion's tags #cobalion

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bee-rosmyth-art · 6 months

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"I… don't really know who I'm kidding, to be honest. I'm- I'm never getting out of here, am I?"

He twitched a couple of times, then fell still. After a little while, since nothing in the dark little chamber seemed about to respond one way or the other, he answered himself.

"I'm never getting out of here."

At which precise and timely interval, the wall exploded.

-Blue Sky, Chapter 2: The Rescue

Written by Wafflestories

#blue sky portal #blue sky fanfic #wheatley portal #chell portal #chelley #wheatley #chell #portal #portal 2 #artists on tumblr #illustration #my art #digital art #ive said portal so much lately it doesnt feel like a real word anymore #anyway my wife said this drawing was “badass” and “kinda hot”#i think my wife just blacks out whenever she sees a woman and says “kinda hot”

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mokutone · 1 year

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i tried to document the process of making the watercolor piece, + i figured i'd share it bc i love talking about process :D

#my art #naruto #kakayama #kakashi #yamato tenzo #yamato #tenzō #i got caught up in the art tho and forgot to document my progress LMFAOOOO #thats why theres only four pictures #id do more of the video recordings of my work but my phone is kind of on its last legs #she's got a crack on her back and not just like a tasteful little spiderweb #but like. i can see some little mechanisms from inside the phone in there and she gets real hot sometimes.#she can keep going a bit longer tho. and so she shall!#ive never actually managed to crack a phone before i'm usually very lucky #besides its hard to find a good setup for recording video even just in terms of lighting

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skitskatdacat63 · 6 months

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I was showing my mom various eras of Nando, AND SHE SAID PUPPY DOG MCHONDA ERA LOOKS LIKE PUSS IN BOOTS HAHAHAHHAA

I'm not gonna be able to stop thinking about this comparison for a while 😭😭😭😭😭

#my mom constantly says things and makes comments that makes me wish she had a tumblr blog #you know actually if we're gonna keep calling nando a cartoon character #i think puss in boots suits him by far the best #but especially bcs of this 😭😭😭😭#anyways my mom is so me fr. she only finds the older f1 drivers attractive 😭#she said nando's linen outfit from today was hot and that hes the only REAL MAN on the grid #and i was showing her the other various dilfs and she got so excited at mark 😭#im gonna bully her forever about how she excitingly pointed at mark in a pic and said 'WHO HE!?'#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.rambling.txt

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rusty-gloinks · 1 year

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sum lizzy doodles:)

#Lizzy the glizzy because my sibling says so. And she’s real.#Hot Dog:3 #Lizzy x doll #doll x lizzy #dizzy #murder drones #murder drones lizzy #lizzy murder drones #md lizzy #lizzy md #murder drones fanart #Reimbles

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ziggykatzfan · 9 months

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i just think that it's insane we don't talk about sam and bela. like she stole from him & SHOT him and he was still all 😍 😍. that dream was soooooo..... sam loves evil fuckedup hot sexy women and he's so right

#im sure dream root was used somewhat in that lil dream but omg he was loving it #i fucking love lauren cohan so i do not blame him at all #she is so hot #my lord #the chemistry was real #sam winchester #bela talbot #sam posting #sam when he gives bottom vibes #she uses the strap- [GUNSHOTS]#insane no one is talking about this #someone share my insanity please

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soporificshoebill · 17 days

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courtmanda power

#this video is great.#smosh #amanda lehan canto #courtney miller #courtney is trying SO hard to get amanda's sim to link up with the other hot female sims and thats so real of them #smosh games #sims #courtmanda #tbt to when i tried in my sims game to romance bella goth. but she had a husband and had good alignment so she wasnt for it. and i was like.#fine. we can be bffs. only for her to start coming over to my house late at night and staying until 4-5 am every night #asking if she should have kids. having them. AND THEN CONTINUING TO STAY AT MY HOUSE AT LATE HOURS. hashtag real #great game.

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nihilismtrcit · 11 months

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did nora clean or unpack anything today? no. did she write? also no. she did have beer for breakfast, though

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