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conartisthaiji · 2 years
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get to know me or smth <3 (yeah that’s not what this was titled but i’m making my own post about it so anyways) 
tagged by @confused-and-bi thanks for the tag! 
relationship status: single. i am so chronically single mwah 
favorite color: lavender 
song stuck in your head: ring ma bell by billlie
last thing you googled: deep friend image
time (at the moment): 12:38 am 
dream trip: hong kong <3 i miss it 
last thing you read: the dracula daily entry for october 11. or confessions of a murder suspect if you want an actual book
last book you enjoyed reading: confessions of a murder suspect. it had been a while since i last read it so it was nice to revisit it 
favorite thing to cook/bake: fried rice 
favorite craft to do in your free time: i guess it would be collage-making? i’ve been getting into decorating the insides of my journal covers lately and that’s the closest name i have for that
most niche dislike: underrated kpop boy groups like i’m sorry but some of your boy groups really do suck. specifically the fourth gen ones but like there is a very short list of boy groups i am not talking about when i start shit talking kpop boy groups
opinion on circuses: i think they’re kinda cool idk i like the costumes. i’ve only been to one and i forgot the experience even happened until i started trying to figure out my opinion on them 
one food you can only eat in a specific way: i can’t think of foods that i’m really particular about, but i used to be so picky about waffles and would only eat them with strawberries and whipped cream. i grew out of it but i still think nothing hits quite like a waffle with strawberries and whipped cream
tagging @kimbapisnotsushi @miiracleboys @theirtheretheyre and @verytendou as well as anyone else who wants to do this!!
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richietoazier · 1 year
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rambling here because my friends follow me on tt but damn i was happier when i only had black friends kjkljkljlkjjlhkjlhj
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hpimagines · 2 months
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Slytherin boys- Confession letters
( No Blaise in this one, I’m sorry to my Blaise girlies</33 )
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Mattheo Riddle-
You opened your book bag to find a extremely folded up piece of notebook paper with a bunch of random rose doodles around it and opened it suspiciously
I don’t know what i’m doing right now, this is honestly so stupid. Anytime I’m near you it’s like I get a rush of shit i’m not used to and if I told you this in person I think id shit myself so take this and my awful wording. Y/n I’ve been in love with you since before I knew what love was, that rush of emotions I brought up before I understand what it is now, I’ve loved you, and I’ll continue to love you if you’ll let me, please Y/n, let me love and protect you forever. - your favorite dada partner ;)
Theodore Nott-
You were sitting in the Library when Theo walked passed and left an envelope in front of you, before you could question anything he hurried off seemingly in a rush, your name was on the letter so you opened it slowly
Y/n, If you’re reading this that means I wasn’t a little bitch and actually gave it to you, so congratulations. I’m going to make you work for this so get your translation book out, Hai cambiato la mia vita y/n, onestamente non so cosa farei senza di te a questo punto, tutto quello che so è che ti amo e voglio che tu sia mio, tutto mio, vero? (You’ve changed my life Y/n , I honestly don't know what I would do without you at this point, all I know is that I love you and I want you to be mine, all mine, will you?)
Draco Malfoy-
You were sitting in class when Draco sent over one of his flying bird notes, you were surprised it was for you, and were even more surprised when you saw them contents
Dear Y/n,
I don’t mean to seem so formal, but I honestly have no idea how to do this. Anytime we’re in the same room you’re all I can look at, everyone else disappears. You’re so gorgeous. You practically live in my head at this point, I understand we’re not the closest Y/n, but we can be. All I’m asking for is once chance with you, I promise you won’t regret it. - D.Mꨄ
Lorenzo Berkshire-
You were sitting at the black lake while Enzo was messing around near the water, while he wasn’t paying attention you noticed he had a letter with your name on it in his bag, so you decided to open it
I doubt I’ll ever actually give this to you, I don’t think I’d be able to handle the rejection of the most amazing, beautiful, and talented girl I know. I can’t get you out of my head love, merlin, love. I love you. There I said it. I Lorenzo Berkshire am in love with you. I’m definitely never giving this to you I sound insane. Fuck Y/n, you seriously have no idea what you do to me.
Tom Riddle-
While studying with tom he slipped you a note before getting up and leaving with no added words
I hate the way you make me feel. I hate that I can’t hate you, and I hate that you make me feel things. Be mine Y/n, I could make your life so much better, I’ll give you the entire world all you’d have to do is say please. Be mine and you could have everything you desire and more.
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Im so sorry I have no idea what to write for Blaise right now loves, but hopefully you enjoyed this, I will make a part two of the post I made about Theo a couple days ago don’t worry <33 Alsooo I just want to let yall know that all the italian is google translated so Im sorry if the translations are wrong, but what I put is what they should say :)
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Helllooo Verosika Mayday with sweet tomboy gf?🥹 isn't afraid to kick ass when someone talks shit about Vero tho!! thankies in advance<33
"Princess Charming" ; Verosika Mayday
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Not gonna lie, Verosika would LOVE having a girlfriend that's a total tomboy, because then you're the complete opposite of her. And you know what they say: opposites attract.
And like a moth to a flame, she was.
She found your rambunctious yet sweet disposition to be really appealing to her, and she immediately came up to flirt with you... cheesily.
"Heya, sexy~. You come here often~?"
Of course, flustered, you just kind of stuttered back. This was THE Verosika Mayday, flirting with you!
Luckily, you two grew accustomed to each other quickly, and soon started dating.
She'd be the type to steal all your hoodies, honestly. Picture that one communist Bugs Bunny meme: "our hoodie".
She'll also cling onto your arm, especially in public, so people know her sweet girlfriend is HERS.
She's honestly so used to your sweet little gestures that she gets petty if you don't do them.
No cheek kiss before a concert?
"Oh, you forget my kisses and now expect me to remember yours when I have a good show?"
Honestly though? It doesn't last long. Just give her some make-up kisses and cuddles, and she'll be right back to adoring you as usual.
She's also a little surprised by your protective side, especially when it's over her.
All the guy was doing was calling her a slut, not something she's unused to hearing being a succubus in Hell and all, but when you actually lunged at the guy and basically kicked his ass, she had to so a double-take.
Her sweet little S/O, did THAT??? Surely she saw it wrong.
Nope, the guy's on the floor, even after she blinks twice.
"S/O? What the hell was that? That was... oddly hot."
And you once again blush and stutter! She finds it amusing that you could shamelessly beat a man into the ground, and yet become so flustered when she said she found it attractive. It was so sweet, yet so adorable.
Since then, though, she made sure to praise both your protective side and your sweet side, reminding you how much she loves both sides of your personality.
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primomover · 7 months
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some soft copia headcanons because i’m thinking about him (as always!)
(all sfw with very mild suggestion)
-copia takes his glove off of whatever hand he holds your hand with- he likes to feel skin on skin contact
-you steal each other’s scents. copia keeps a little bottle of your perfume with him and you constantly wear his casual clothes because they smell like him
-he hardly ever says your name. it is every pet name under the sun before he resorts to saying your name
-copia can play the piano. i’m imagining you lying on top the body of the piano and he’s playing your song by elton john to you and you can feel the vibrations in your bones and he just loves you so much
-he doesn’t like being shirtless around you- he’ll sleep in a plain white singlet rather than reveal himself. but you go out of your way to tell him you love him and kiss him every time you get the chance and, when he’s finally comfortable, you slowly strip his shirt off so you can press butterfly kisses on every inch of his skin
-when u wake up next to copia and he’s already awake he will literally just be lying there looking at you with the biggest heart eyes you’ve ever seen
-he peppers kisses all over you whenever he gets the opportunity. this starts the second you wake up and continues until the pair of you pass out
-he is very clingy. whenever he is able to, he keeps your fingers intertwined, but sometimes he likes to just link your pinkies as you walk
-he would say the most loving and cheesy shit like “are you sure you’re real, topolina? are you sure you are not a stolen work of art from the louvre? we must return you straight away, vero?”
-hogs blankets so bad when u share a bed and he sleeps with his legs intertwined with yours
-he big spoons when he has to but lucifer below he loves being the little spoon and just being enveloped in you
-he loves touching your hair. so much. he will style it if you let him.
my ask box is open for requests, both sfw and nsfw for any and all ghost characters!
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Helpless part 30, never thought I would get this far tbh
"What's going on?" Nico whispered waking up with Will grasping his hand. Why was he in the infirmary?
"You're awake." Will said with a sigh of relief, "Neeks, we were so fucking scared we'd lost you."
"What?" He said before he looked down at his arms, chest and thighs, all covered in blood soaked bandages. "Mi dispiace," he whispered, sitting up and curling into a ball. Tears fell from his eyes,
"Neeks, starai bene e riceverai aiuto." Will said, sitting down next to him
"L-Lasciami in pace Will, lasciami morire.... Tanto non c'è niente- che valga la... pena salvare, sono solo un frocio c-che scappa da tutti i miei problemi. Tutti starebbero meglio senza di me."
"Non dirlo, non è vero."
"Sì, lo è davvero-" Will pressed a finger to his lip, starting to sing.
"Da bambina, non dicevo a nessuno le mie ansie
Ma qualcosa mi faceva sentire grande grande
È che so, io ero innamorata, nnnamorata di te
Segreto, segreto, chi lo scoprirà
Un dolce segreto la complicità
Tu per me e io per te
Segreto, segreto, falsa ingenuità
Un dolce segreto, sogni di un’età
Tu per me e io per te mano in mano
Nella notte guardando luna e stelle
Solo ora io mi sento quel tempo sulla pelle
Io, mai più sarò innamorata, innamorata così
Segreto, segreto, chi lo scoprirà
Un dolce segreto la complicità
Tu per me e io per te
Segreto, segreto, falsa ingenuità
Un dolce segreto, sogni di un’età
Tu per me e io per te
Segreto, segreto, chi lo scoprirà
Un dolce segreto la complicità
Tu per me e io per te"
"Perché stai facendo questo? Perché ti interessi?"
"Perché ti amo." Shock covered Nico's face, he tried to speak but no words came out so he decided to just go for it. He pressed his lips against the blonde boy, he kissed him back, cupping his face with his hand. "I'll always be here for you Angel."
"T-thank y-you." Nico whispered, barely able to process what had just happened. He'd just kissed Will Solace, he'd just fucking kissed Will Solace. After a few more minutes the son of Apollo got up, grabbing some bandages and disinfectant. He started with the left arm, slowly unwrapping it, cleaning off any dried blood with a wipe and re-wrapping it.
"It'll need stitches." He muttered, mostly to himself, but a look of panic washed over Nico's face. "Don't worry, everything's going to be okay." He whispered, placing a hand on his shoulder, trying to stabilise the small boy. He gave him a small smile before Will had gone on. He started wiping off the dried blood when the the message 'sorry' cut out into his skin with jagged writing, he placed a kiss on his forehead before going on. Nico stayed perfectly still, not flinching through the stinging of the antiseptic, he barely felt it.
"Nico, I need to talk to you about something." Will said sitting down next to him, he swallowed, this couldn't be a good thing.
"What?"
"Well, you might be in here for a while." Shit, fucking shit.
"How long." Nico demanded, determined to keep his voice from breaking.
"It's going to depend okay? Please Neeks, it's for your own good. Jason asked me about it and later on so did Percy, you have some say in this, you only have to stay here a week, but if it's helping you could and probably should stay for longer. None of us can force you in here for that long, well unless you're hurting yourself but I feel like forcing you to stay here won't help. We just want to help." Nico sobbed, curling himself up.
"F-fine."
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Hello there!
I just stumbled across your blog and I love your posts! And when I saw that you also write for Creepypasta, I just had to send in a request, especially considering that there's barely anything there!
So may I ask for some general and romantic headcanons for Toby? I really love this guy!
I hope you have a wonderful day and remember to stay hydrated!
(Also, apologies if there are any mistakes, English isn't my native language ^^)
See ya! :D
Hi! Thank you, Vero, you stay hydrated and have a wonderful day as well! I'm so glad you love my stuff <3 I was just thinking about doing something for Toby, so you're in luck hehe
(Also, your English is amazing my friend. No worries <3)
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Content: Toby general and romantic headcanons with gender neutral reader
Warnings: Mentions of trauma, implied murder, implied violent bipolar episodes, obsessive behavior, toxic jealousy, toxic relationship, and implied familial trauma.
Notes: I come from the era of creepypasta where everybody believed Toby was very obsessed with waffles, and was horribly misinterpreted in fanfiction. That was about eight years ago now though, and from what I've seen the fandom has been getting better with representation of Toby.
I've put a lot of thought into this. Might use this as inspo to revamp my Jeff headcanon list.
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(art by Lynnarty on Deviantart)
❥General
I want to start by saying: I know almost nothing about Tourette's syndrome and don't know anybody who has it. If I get anything wrong, please please please correct me. I wanna get this right for you lovelies. Thank you <3
Now, what I do know about Tourette's, is that there are two types of tics: motor and phonic. I believe Toby has more motor tics than phonic. I know he's portrayed as stuttering and twitching/moving rapidly at the same time, but I don't think he has as many phonic tics as we think
I do however, think he has a natural stutter. He was bullied in grade school, and as a fellow bullied child, I can confidently say that he developed the stutter then. I will die on this hill.
His personality is also not at all that of a child, who spends all his time screaming and laughing just for the hell of it. He's unhinged, yeah, but not in the oblivious child way. More of the sadistic way for very obvious reasons.
He's more so reserved, just kinda comes and goes. There will be points in time where he decides to be super obnoxious and fuck with other pastas in the mansion, but that's moreso purposely picking fights and intentionally being annoying than whatever the hell fanfic writers wrote in the early 2010's.
He does have bipolar disorder, so he'll lose his shit when he decides to fuck with people and they fuck with him back. It turns ugly really fast.
With his CIPA (Cognitive Insensitivity to Pain), obviously he cannot feel when he gets injured on missions, or if his motor tics cause him any pain. He won't really give a shit if he finds an injury, and won't really take any steps to go to Eyeless Jack either to get patched up. Either someone else will have to bring him, or Jack will have to hunt him down himself.
Speaking of Jack, he was able to fix up the left side of Toby's mouth when he came to the mansion. Fixing Toby's injury and Jeff's face were the first two things he did.
Toby still chews on his hands and the insides of his mouth, just out of habit or if he's stressed/upset about something.
He doesn't have a reaction to fire, really. He doesn't like dwelling on the past + he's ready to just keel over and die at any moment, so it doesn't really matter to him.
Being called "Ticci Toby" angers him to no end. You will die if you call him that, no exceptions.
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❥Romantic
Toby didn't really look for love after joining the mansion
Like I mentioned above, he's ready to die at any point, so he finds it kinda pointless to get a partner if he's just gonna die soon
He noticed when you joined the mansion, but he didn't actually say anything to you until you'd been there for some months. He doesn't particularly associate himself with people in the first place, let alone people he newly "meets."
He's not very friendly at first, but being nice to him even through his obnoxious moments and horrendous mood swings and even going so far as to try to help him (he won't let you in the moment but he'll reflect on it later), it'll get you in his good graces
Being blindingly nice won't just get you in romantic territory. If he sees you being an actual person around others while just being super nice with him, it's going to make him think you're not genuine.
Just be yourself around him. When he sees you treat him the same as the others (with genuine kindness and respect) and not like he's some freak, it'll get you brownie points.
Toby doesn't realize he's insecure and thinks it's normal to get super jealous super easily. His parents didn't have the best relationship and most internet media of relationships is toxic in itself, so you'll have to be the one to sit down with him and lay out your boundaries. Even then, he'll frequently cross them.
It's not because he doesn't respect you or love you. He does. Just sometimes he wants to move the relationship a little faster, or he's impatient and wants kisses when you're with the others, or he's just plain forgetful.
Again on the jealous point though, he's going to get very upset if you don't notice he's jealous. In his mind, it's very obvious. Eventually he'll get so upset that he yanks you away from the people, cusses them out, then storms off with you and slams every door he goes through for extra measure. He's then going to cry as he holds you, apologizing and saying he didn't mean it and he was just scared you were going to leave him.
He doesn't let you be with your other pasta friends without lurking in the background, watching yours and their every move. He loves you and just wants to make sure you're okay. Happily accepts you back into his arms when you're done.
The only time you'll be able to hang out with friends outside the mansion (without him watching you) is when Toby is away on missions. If you befriend the right pastas, they'll cover for you. If he's not away though, he's very likely going to be stalking you and your friends in the background.
Toby doesn't care if you give him PDA or not, he just wants to be near you and do what he wants in the moment. Once he realizes he has feelings for you, he's going to be clinging to your side.
Loves when you show him physical affection and attention without him asking.
He also loves when you involve him in things you like. He might not participate in it, but the fact that you thought of him makes him happy. His favorite thing is eating some snacks while cuddling on his bed and watching some show you love.
Toby by himself just kinda exists. Toby in a relationship with you just kinda exists, but he wants people to know that you only exist with him.
For obvious reasons, Toby is a fucked up individual, and a relationship with him will always be toxic in some aspect. Everyone in the pasta mansion is fucked up, and very few will have healthy relationships. Yes, we love the pastas anyway, but we cannot fix them, so just keep that in mind lovelies <3
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*you (Somehow) kill Veronia and escape to the outside world
*you're soon brought to a nearby kingdom, news of what you've done gets around
*you're hailed as a hero, a dragon slayer, basically become a celebrity for what it's worth
*months later you're staring at the ceiling, unable to sleep, you feel like something is wrong, very very wrong.
*you start to smell smoke, and you hear the flapping of wings in the distance, getting closer, and closer, followed by a very familiar roar
"Oh shit."
-girlfailure anon
♡ You Kill Veronia But She Comes Back ♡
(I've basically decided it's canon that after slaying a dragon you get a mark on your body just because I really think it would torture Elisha anyways Elisha's look like the stigmata however I decided reader's will be in their eyes. This got very off track but I loved writing a lot and I like the direction it took.)
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♡ You kept your head low, never looking back, never trying to call attention to yourself or the marking that appeared in your eyes the moment you hit her with the warhammer, you really hadn't expected it to work, sure it was a dragon slaying warhammer however she wasn't average and beyond that you didn't really want it to work, sure you felt as though you had to try to escape her once but you really thought it would just be one earnest attempt and then she'd laugh angrily and force you to cuddle for weeks and you'd be able to give in knowing you'd at least done everything you could. ♡
♡ You hated going to markets, no one had recognized the symbol in your eye but soon they would and you wouldn't be allowed to return to her cave anymore, why would you want to return to the monsters den, they wouldn't understand how you slept there hoping Veronia's body would somehow rise again, like she was just hibernating except you'd checked her pulse and every herb you bought from the market that was supposed to heal mystical beast failed. ♡
You made a mistake, the merchant had seen your eyes, had seen the mark and had clearly recognized there was a hero in their mix. You darted down an alley but it wouldn't be long before they closed in on you, before you lost your freedom, would be forbidden from sleeping next to the grave site of your former lover ever again. You prayed Veronia would rise from her grave sensing your distress and take you back and then you'd never have to make another stupid market trip again, she would provide for you again and you'd throw yourself at her feet in apology. For now however you could only sit in the alley as the villagers continued to search for their hero.
♡ You can picture her grave in your dreams, you wake up sticking your hand out towards it and the maids around you jump, they say the hero went crazy after the torment the dragon put them through in the epic battle, they don't know her but it's hard to brush aside the comments. The crazy rumors don't bother you, you are going crazy, they ripped you away from the grave you needed to tend to desperately, they robbed you of the chance to be there when your Vero returned, there was no way she was dead, it just couldn't happen. If she were truly dead you wouldn't be here but if you're being honest with yourself you might as well be dead being so far from her. ♡
♡ You've gotten better at pretending to be what they want you to be at galas, you'll never escape and be able to flee to her grave if they think you're crazy, you need to be strong for her sake but it feels difficult when they ask about the claws you wear around your neck, a presumed trophy from your legendary kill, they'll never know it's a cherish token from a lover you've lost. They don't need to know, only you and her need to know the truth, too bad she isn't here to share in your secret. ♡
He reaches for the claws around your neck marvelling at them before jumping in surprise when you shove him down and away from you. For all the harm this has caused, you've learned to defend yourself in Veronia's absence, though you're constantly reminded you're not as strong as she was, if she were here this bastard would have been pushed into the marble flooring. If she were here she'd burn them all and you could dance together on their ashes.
"I'm sorry miss hero, I was just wondering if you might sell one of them, they would be a precious commodity-" He whimpers and pisses his pants as you unsheathe your sword, the same eyes he was just praising for being a beacon of peace boring into him as if you wanted to slice him into a million tiny pieces, that would only remind you that you can't cut as precise as her and thus you put your sword back, deciding to withdraw from the party, everyone chattering about how intense the fight must have been in order to cause this.
♡ You try not to remember her name anymore, everyone knows herr as the evil dragon, when you say her name they immediately forget anything you said and thus it's pointless to correct them on her being an evil dragon. You call her V if you must ever refer to her out loud, you never let them know V refers to the dragon they all praise you for slaughtering, you tell them V was your lover, you tell them you couldn't save her, it's true you couldn't save her from your own stupid cruelty. ♡
♡ You have one friend, they don't really understand but it helps the pain of knowing your lover will never return, even if she came back you know she would not come for you, not for someone who betrayed her when her back was turned with something she'd brought for you simply because it looked pretty trusting you to never use it for it's intended purpose, someone backed away as she wheezed, who left as she drew her last breaths for you to stay by her side, someone who didn't stay and tend her grave. ♡
"V was stronger than me, she should still be alive, I'm the one who should have died in that cave." You friend pats you on the back, it doesn't help any, you wish she had been unaffected by the hammer, you wish instead of ignoring you and refusing to return to life despite your pleas she would have returned and killed you with her bare hands for your betrayal. You wait for her to kill you as you sleep and are at your most vulnerable, she never does. She haunts your dreams pleading for you to return to her cave, the one she made perfect for you, you never do.
Your friend will never understand.
♡ You are alone, you snapped at your friend when they called her the evil dragon, they couldn't understand why you were defending a creature who killed your dearest lover, you wish they would die, they don't know better. Everyone calls for your beloved lovers gravesite to be found and destroyed so you can finally recover from the pain haunting you, you decide they should all die and they do. ♡
♡ You wander the woods hoping you'll know which direction is your lovers grave, you're drawing near you can tell based on how loudly your head pounds as you draw near, your heart racing to finally be so close again and you allow yourself to lay down and rest knowing you will be reunited with her soon. You pray she forgives you for leaving her for half a year. ♡
The smell of her smoke brings tears to your eyes in your sleep, you think she has finally come to kill you for leaving, she hasn't. You open your eyes to her covering you in one of your old favorite furs, she looks terrible having been dead for a year, you don't care as you kiss her and plead with her to never scare you like this again.
"I take it you didn't enjoy your little break then." She teases and you sob as you finally get to see her smile again, the same small smile of forgiveness she gave you when she died clutching your ankle.
♡ For the first time in a year you feel alive. ♡
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laferocia · 6 months
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10 minutes of Mike Patton insulting people in italian
June 2nd 2015, Milan. Mike is on fire. Metallica were the headliners at Sonisphere.
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Min 0:10: Pirla! (It's a typical Milanese insult, and it roughly means "stupid". Plural or singular, it is always "pirla").
Min 0:20: Com'è che state? Tutto bene? // How are you guys? Is everything alright? ("Com'è che state": this sentence structure is absolutely native).
Min 0:29: ma vai a cagare! (Ok, I can translate it with "Fuck off" or "go to hell" but it literallymeans "Go and take a shit". We use it a lot).
Min 0:55: Cazzarola! (It's a term we use to say "cazzo" [=dick, but in the meaning of "fuck!"] but in a less vulgar way. It's not really a swear word; in central Italy, "cazzarola" means "pot").
Min 1:02: Mike is trying to get Roddy to say "cazzarola".
Min 1:18 Ma vaffanculo! // Fuck Off!
Min 1:25: Roddy tries again with his 'cazzarola,' but with poor results.
Min 1:34: ssshhhssshhh, giriamoci (?), un po' di basso // Turn around (I'm not sure about it, sorry), some bass.
Min 1:44: coglioni! (Here we go: 'coglioni' literally means 'balls,' and we often use it to tell someone they're a complete idiot. It's a strong insult but everything depends on the context)
Min 2:08: eh, minchia! (This word is Sicilian and it means 'cazzo,' but in Milan, it's used quite a lot).
Min 2:32: Mike was explaining that in Italy, June 2nd is Republic Day, in a way similar to the Fourth of July in the US; when Roddy said, "We don't speak Italia"n, Mike replied "Devi imparare, cazzo!" = you have to learn it, damn it!
Min 3:05: scusa(temi), devo tintarmi un po'! Milano style. Che dici? // Sorry, I need to tan, Milan style. What do you think? (Mike is using the second person singular form for most of the concert, but he should have said 'scusatemi' and "cosa ne dite?". 'Devo tintarmi' doesn't exist in Italian, but it's understandable. I'm almost sure that he took 'tintarmi' from 'Tintarella di Luna' by Mina, LOL. 'Tintarella' means 'tan' in an informal way, but we say 'devo prendere la tintarella' or 'devo abbronzarmi.' I guess 'devo abbronzarmi' was too hard to remember)
Min 3:57: He was amazed by those mirrors xD but at least this time he didn't throw it at people. And Mike... Don't you know that in Italy if you break a mirror, you'll have 7 years of bad luck???
Min 5:56: daje, daje milanesi! Zen. Ti chiediamo per favore di... zen. Meditazione. Pirli! Meditazione. Coglioni! Non iniziamo se non cantate. // Come on, Milanesi! Zen. We're kindly asking you... be zen. Meditation. Pirli! Meditation. We won't start until you sing. ("Daje" is absolutely Roman style. It has many uses, but most commonly, it's a way to say 'come on').
Min 6:53: siamo felici o no? Va bene! Se non siete felici dopo questa canzone... // Are we happy or not? If we are not happy after this song...
Min 7:23: bravi merdallari! (It's a way to poke fun at metalheads; it's a blend of 'merda' (shit) and 'metallari' (metalheads). It's a very colloquial term, and Mike has used it many times over the years. If you consider that most of the crowd was there for Metallica, you'll understand why he said that).
Min 7:28: sti cazzo di milanesi, ma va a cagare! // these fucking milanese people! (see min 0:29 for "vai a cagare!")
Min 7:44: Mike tries to get Roddy to say 'ma va a cagare,' but Roddy is still stuck on 'cazzarola.'
Min 7:53: lui sta dicendo che vuole un cazzone. È vero eh, un cazzone! // He is saying he wants a big dick. It is true huh, a big dick!
Min 8:21: A guy in the crowd says, 'che Dio ti fulmini.' He's probably from Tuscany because he used 'sfulmini,' which is typical of that region. By the way, he's saying 'may God strike you' to Mike.
Min 8:36: ah coglioni! (we already knew this LOL)
Min 8:40: ma chi cazzo sta a grida'? Who the fuck is screaming? (Okay, I'm from a small town in the south of Rome, and he has a strange Roman accent for most of the concert. I could honestly cry because of this, my accent on his lips. In proper italian it should be "chi cazzo sta gridando?")
Min 8:41: The same guy from the crowd: ah stronzo! // You jerk!
Min 8:43: Volete i Metallica? Anche noi, anche noi. Abbia(te) pazienza. Puttana di hippy di merda! Ti vedo, eh! // You want Metallica? So do we, so do we. Have some patience. Shitty hippie bitch! I see you, huh. (I don't know what happened here, he was talking to some people over there I guess. And Roddy speaking spanish with no reason makes me pee myself laughing).
Min 9:22: ah pirla! (ok he loves this one LOL)
Min 9:29: questa è l'ultima. Oh, finalmente! Sì, sto per venire pure io (looking at someone in the crowd). No, eh? Però il bocchino che fanno i mianesi (laughs) quasi quasi... Roddy, guarda. // This is the last one. Oh, finally! Yes, I'm about to come as well (looking at someone in the crowd). No, huh? But the blowjob the Milanese people give (laughs) I'm half tempted... Roddy, look. (another chaotic interaction, LOL)
Min 10: 08: Oh! Milano! Ci sono due frociacci in prima fila a petto nudo che mi... (ansima). Però lui eh (indica Roddy) No? Devi (far) crescere la barba un pochino, ragazzo mio. Insomma, grazie! // Oh! Milan! There are two shirtless fa*gots in the front row making me... (he pants). But him (pointing to Roddy), right? You need to grow a beard a little, my boy. Anyway, thanks! (That word is native and offensive, sorry Mike I don't like this one).
Min 10:40: Volete Vasco Rossi. // You want Vasco Rossi. (Vasco Rossi is a famous Italian rock star, but he is controversial because he hasn't done anything significant since (for me) at least 1998. Mike knows that metalheads hate Vasco)
NB: Min1:02, In the audience, you can hear 'porco D+o,' which is a blasphemy. In this video is missing but Mike said it while singing. You can hear him saying it at min 1:17 in this video: https://youtu.be/XXA4-MBDSqA?si=pCSMHqkBd5fCW4-4
In Italy, it's pretty normal to hear folks dropping swear words that target God, the Mother of Jesus, and the saints. This quirk in our culture might have something to do with the strong presence of the Pope and the whole Catholic thing, LOL. Anyway, despite these words being considered quite rude and definitely not for everyone, they've somehow become part of our everyday language. We use them for emphasis, to wrap up a chat, as greetings, or just as linguistic spice. Now, let me be clear, they're super vulgar, and plenty of folks find them offensive. If you use them, you might not make the best impression, but, unless you're talking to your grandma, most people won't raise an eyebrow. In that context, it doesn't sound all that strange. Coming from Mike, I admit it's quite funny. Oh, and when foreigners are learning Italian, the first lesson is often on swear words and dirty talk – it's like an unspoken rule or something.
In general, not happy about a couple of insults here and the way he involved Roddy in some jokes about his homosexuality that he couldn't understand. If he had called me a "puttana" I would have punched him in the face LOL. In this concert, Mike's Italian has declined significantly compared to the past.
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I got this ask on my alt (most likely since I turned off asks for this blog) but I felt like it was important to answer here.
Dayshift at Corny's is NOT dead!
"But V3ROS," I hear you saying, "You haven't posted about it in a while, and your blog isn't Corny's themed anymore!" And in response I say shuddup and sit down ya slimey little creechurs because Papa Veros has got some shit to explain!
Firstly, clearing the air.
Dayshift at Corny's isn't going anywhere. I absolutely adore all of the characters and the little world I've built for them, and I still wish to share that world with whoever is willing to listen to the inane ramblings of a zombie-obsessed sock. I don't plan on scrapping the project anytime soon.
Where did it go then?
I would say that the production DSaC is on a temporary hiatus. Currently, I have a lot of stuffs that's weighing on me. I'm not going to go into detail because it's not the internet's business, but I've been trying my hardest to refocus my ever-shrinking attention span back on the project, because I really do want to keep working on it!
On a more positive note, one of the reasons it's sort of... poofed is that I'm trying to adapt to using RPG Maker MV, the software that DSaF and Dialtown were made in! However, from where I see things right now, I don't think DSaC will be made in RPG Maker. It's not as intuitive with visual novel mechanics (and one might say "well duh Veros, you need the plugins" and to that I say shooosh and let me keep explaining). DSaC is a VN-focused game, first and foremost. That is the means in which the world of Corny's will be conveyed, and that is the way I feel it should stay. With that in mind, it doesn't make much sense to spend time learning a new software to achieve what I was already doing in something that's easier for me to understand and that has much less setup. That whole escapade was a perfect example of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."
When will it be coming back?
With November coming up very soon, Halloween will have passed and I'll have finished working on my costume. This means I'll have much more energy and patience to dedicate to development (or, hyping myself up to do so at the very least). My goal is that I'll have an update on the progress for you all come the end of November!
Now, I feel I've answered all of the important things, however there's some smaller Q&As I thought of that I'll answer below.
"Why are your asks closed / Will you ever respond to the ask I sent in?"
I closed the asks because there were so many of them, I was quite overwhelmed--mind you that this is the first project of mine that has received any attention at all, it was quite jarring (in a good way). I've seen your asks though, don't worry! I'm going to answer every last one of them, and once I do my asks box will open once again.
"Why is your blog no longer Corny's themed?"
It all started because of Salem's bald head. I'm being serious, him being bald on the banner long after I had given him hair pissed me off so much that I said "to hell with it" and changed it. The image of Godred was the first one I had readily available. That's the only reason he's my banner. Yup. As for the sock, that's my persona. I had been planning on changing my profile photo to a drawing of it for a while. The current one is a spooky rendition for spooky month :> I still plan on following the same format for answering asks as I did before.
A final thought before departure, thank you for whoever sent this ask in (I have a feeling who it is, however it's just a hunch). Having a question that blunt asked to me seemed to unclog whatever blockage my brain had built up that prevented me from thinking about working on DSaC. I can feel the creative juices flowing. Let that be a warning of you all seeing more from me very soon. Until then, I shall retreat back to my cozy dumpster and continue mashing my face into the keyboard until a game comes out.
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empty-blog-for-lurking · 10 months
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hiii uh. dunno if this will make any sense, im kinda just throwing my thoughts at you
OKAY. so. been thinking about kuron(again) and the thing im just realising how ALONE he is, at least at the beggining. the people he thought of as his family fucking KILLED him, stole his body, and then basically forgot about him for YEARS. and after being ressurected- like, in the first few days, weeks, months- did kuron had ANY support? anyone to lean on?? to help him adjust to being alive again?
i know he starts to meet new people and make friends, and thats great! but. at the beggining....... lance was in a coma 'n shit, team voltron propably wasnt too enthusistic about helping kuron, and it just hit me that, at least the way i understand it(i might be wrong), he had to figure EVERYTHING out by himself
thats FUCKED dude
Oh god yes!!! To be honest i dont really have like a detailed idea for this part of the story like at best i have this one idea where Veronica is the first one to find him. Like in my head Veronica has been trying to track down Lance cause he ran away/didnt give the address once he moved out, isnt picking up his goddamn phone and literally dropped from the face of the earth and she cant find a trace of him. That was until apparently Lance?? 'Attacked' Shiro?? Like Shiro's fine just fainted and on bedrest and according to Curtis, Lance was saying something about "he is still in there" before apparently using Magic?? Somehow?? And taking something? From Shiro?? Yeah Veronica has no fucking clue. But a lead is a lead and she was able to track down Lance's new home only to find 1) a guy butt fuck naked coming out of a quintessence filled tub like the girl from Shining and who looks a bit like her boss. 2) her brother unconscious. She instinctly about to pull a gun on him except Kuron just slips and hits the floor, so now Veronica has two men she needs to drag to a hospital. Joy.
So like yeah Kuron's first stranger-to-acquintance-to-friend is Veronica. She neither has the history of All That™ the others have with Kuron, knows a bit about the clone situation to not be weirded out by it, but also doesnt really care about the whole Evil Clone thing™, cause i am so sorry but she has seen this man fall on his face first 5 times and counting, cry over a fridge ad that had kittens in it, and try to name himself Frank Shelley, even if he somehow becomes Evil~ Veronica is sure she can just Take him down easily, and like what is she supposed to do? Just leave him? He clearly has even less of an idea what is going on and she cant in good conscience leave him like this.
And thing is that Veronica does want to support Kuron, because he deserves that! It's the right thing to do and he deserves that! But at the start he really is a stranger to her and Lance is more of a priority to her than he is, and he is like one of the only leads that explains what is going on with Lance. And while she wont admit this but Kuron can tell and like logically He Gets That™!! He Gets That™!!! And he wants to help Lance too!! But he's also someone who is used and thrown away by everyone around him and this shit hurts like hell. Like this is a recipe of disaester for both of them and will result in a shouting match but right now Kuron is too high on pain meds and pain of being alive again to truly get into it so.
So like physically he isnt really alone in figuring this out, Veronica is trying to help him as much as she can help him, and the hospital staff she dragged him to are really nice to him as well. Emotionally......well there is effort. Vero is trying! Heck she even defended him when Shiro suggested they should lock him up cause he was a danger to everyone and is evil. She is trying but she also has her own trauma, whatever is going on with Lance, her family having separation anxiety, her job, etc etc and she can only do so much, and like Kuron is also trying but he is also dealing with so much and pushing it into the back burner and my guy is just not having great time at all. So like yeah he did had to figure out so much himself
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“Oh, no, Lance wasn’t my nickname. Well, I mean, it is my nickname, but not the one I grew up with. Everyone called me Patito when I was little.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means ‘little duckling’,” Lance answers with a grin.
Allura leans forward, smile just as sunny as his. “Tell us why.”
This is common. Lance’s life pre-Voltron was probably pretty average. He grew up in a family home on a regular farm in Cuba. Nothing crazy, no insane situations. But Lance finds the extraordinary in the ordinary, every time. The team will be on a mission, regular and rudimentary, nothing of notice. They’ll come back to the Castle to Coran’s endless questions: “What happened? What did you do? What adventures did you have?” and everyone will have the same dismissive answers on their tongue.
But not Lance.
Lance will bound into the room with a beam and a gesturing hand — “Oh, you shoulda been there, Coran! There was this soldier who’s voice was the gruffest I’ve ever heard, he sounded like a mountain being pushed over gravel! Oh, and Pidge did this insane move with her bayard, just zapped this girl into the next century —”and suddenly, everyone remembers that yeah, holy shit. They’re in space. They are space knights. This shit is wild. How did they ever forget how exciting the world is?
This is Lance’s gift. He makes everything interesting, just by virtue of being himself. So when he offhandedly mentions a story, a quick anecdote from his childhood, well. It’s time to get comfortable and lean in.
This time is no exception. As Allura leans towards Lance, jewelled eyes wide and imploring, Pidge and Keith tuck themselves under either of Hunk’s arms. Coran curls up on the armchair, Shiro makes himself comfy on the floor. Everyone looks to Lance with rapt attention.
“Well. I was an ‘oopsie’ baby — no one saw me coming. So all my brothers and sisters are much older than I am. Rachel’s closest in age to me, and she was ten when I was born. So I was very much the younger sibling stereotype. Still am, honestly, if you couldn’t tell.”
Everyone chuckles a little, each thinking of their own specific situation with Youngest Baby Lance ™. He has won many an argument by simply being stubborn and annoying, and has lost just as many to the tendency to succumb to reverse psychology. Such is the life of someone with only older siblings.
“So yeah! I was very much doted on. I was everyone’s little babydoll, but there was no one I followed around quite like my sister Veronica. On my chubby toddler legs, too — Papá came up with the nickname when he joked that all I ever did was waddle after Vero, like a patito. Man, I followed her everywhere. I did everything she did. She was happy? I was happy. She wanted to go somewhere? I begged to go too. Hell, I followed her to the Garrison!”
Pidge looks surprised. “I thought you just wanted to be a pilot.”
“I mean, I did,” Lance shrugs, “but I wanted to be a pilot because Veronica was a pilot. I eventually fell in love with space myself, but the first step was following Vero. I’m so lucky she’s so patient with me. I’m not sure I would be so accommodating of a kid who followed my every move.”
“On the contrary, my dear,” Coran disagrees. “Was it not you who taught Pidge to make milkshakes last week, patiently despite the many mishaps? Was it not you who happily took on the task of helping Allura and I understand human languages and customs? It was you, again, to help Keith with all manners of diplomatic efficiencies.”
“And it’s you who helps me nearly every night after a nightmare,” Shiro adds warmly. “I’m sure you learnt your patience from your sister. We certainly appreciate it.”
Lance goes pink, prompting the group into a few minutes of poking and teasing until Lance finally batts their hands away.
“Do you want to hear the rest of the story or not?” he asks exasperatedly.
“Of course we want to hear it,” Keith says, poking Lance with his foot.
“Then shut up,” Lance teases. Keith rolls his eyes, but complies.
“Okay!” Lance continues. “Where was I? Oh, right. I followed Vero everywhere, and I did everything she did. Well. One day, when I was about five? Maybe six? Vero was in her early twenties, I remember that. She was getting ready for a date, with some irrelevant guy she never ended up seeing again, but whatever. She’d just showered and done her hair, and she was rushing around the house in her robe trying to gather all her beauty supplies from all the people who’d stolen them. You know, siblings. Nothing is truly ever yours. I was unattended, because Mamá was busy, so I was watching her get ready. One thing I watched her do was wax her legs.”
Shiro claps his hand to his mouth. “No. Tell me it isn’t so.”
Pidge, Hunk, and Allura are all giggling. Keith and Coran crack a smile.
“Oh, poor baby Lance,” Allura coos.
“Mhm,” Lance agrees. “As soon as Vero left, I waddled into the bathroom right after her, climbed up the sink, and got the wax strips. I did what she did, pressed them all over my legs — and it’s not like I was super hairy, but there was still hair there — and tried to rip it off. I screamed so loud that Mamá came sprinting in with the kitchen knife. She thought I was being murdered.”
Everyone’s laughing now, imagining poor little Lance just trying to follow his big sister and enduring that.
“The worst part is that I must have stuck at least eight wax strips all over my body, and we had to rip them all off.”
Pidge cracks up, leaning heavily into Hunk and trying desperately to hold in her giggles.
“I — I’m sorry, it’s not that it’s funny, it’s just —”
Lance shoots her a grin. “Nah, it’s pretty funny. I mean, not at the time. At the time I was Very Upset and Betrayed. But it’s funny now. It’s even funnier that the incident didn’t even stop me — I still did everything Vero did. Now, she’s just a little more conscientious of what she does in front of me.”
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im sorry i have to say this but i fucking cannot stand tessa boyman. shes so annoying. shes a fucking airhead!!! shes so dumb!!!!!!!!! like what the fuck are you talking about “why are goalie bigger than the other players 😖😖” you are dating a goalie. youve been to countless games and have not even a grasp of the sport. and shes rude about it too! she’s constantly calling magnus “weird” for his superstitions and his fucking job. plus how she shits on the sharks?? not cool girl idc how much they suck thats your boyfriends organization at the lease. also like it is in no way my spot to “protect” magnus hes a grown ass adult and if he had a problem he would fix it since hes fully capable but she rubs me the wrong fucking way.
also dont get me started on when she was like “im selling magnus’ gear guys 😝😝” then flipped out when she saw post on his stick cause she thought it was bl*od and didnt believe him when he told her it was just post. like girl bffr
+ i dont hate women. i dont hate wags. i love wags bro most of them are awesome. like lexi brown or vero fleury?? theyre so cool. i dont like tessa because shes very willfully idiotic, if that makes sense. especially in the environment of hockey, which is a male-dominated environment, shes like perpetuating stereotypes n shit. like dumb blonde, women don’t understand sports, girls only watch hockey for the hot guys etc. shes only adding to that i feel like. also some wags are just weird about “hes my baby and i must protect him from the hate bc he wont be able to take it even tho hes an adult, pro athlete, & celebrates and conditioned to be able to handle certain things to a certain extent 🥺🥺”
sorry for ranting and if you would like to change my opinion or send hate my ask box is always open 🫶🫶
ps if u want me to remove the sjs tag js lmk
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@ladiesofhell said; Vero gives him a hug instead of all of those. But she'll kill anyone who tries to hurt him!
Without hestitation Fizz gave Vero a hug back! "Hah! Take that stupid list, we don't have to do shit you say... #RebelsForLife" Fizz let out an amused chuckle at this. None of the options were anything good, glad Vero knew what she was doing.
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@a-hazbin-spider >:3c ? (It bruddah)
Niss was there waiting bright and early as he was told to be. Apparently he was supposed to be teaching a new PA today-- supposably it was Angel? Though not his usual brother-- he
wouldn't be caught dead handling the equipment...he'd worry about chipping a nail-- still though he definitely appreciated that it was Angel-- with 12 arms combined they wouldn't even need a sound crew, they could hold all the mics, record and listen too.
First things first though ..he needed to give a tour of the set and a run down of the job since it carried everywhere from set up to helping the talent--
However...being a dad was a full time job in of itself....so apologies Angel that you gotta walk in on him scolding one of his little ones over the phone for breaking a dish.
"I don't CARE-- Rosé? Rosé! DID you break it? Mmhm, okay-- so then why are ya dragging Lavi into ya mess? If ya broke it-- man up and jus' clean it-- oh so now ya sista did it and not you ah? Uh-huh-- uh-huh.
Sai che sento odore di merda al telefono, vero? Viene fornito con la descrizione di papà!"
(You know I can smell bull shit over the phone right? It Comes with the Dad description!)
He rolled his eyes and nodded as he listened to the many excuses that came with having triplets -- who broke what was a very common argument
"Look--im WHOEVER broke it-- Clean it up. Or I'mma beat ALL ya asses! Yeh? Cleaning up is easier? Good I think so too!" He chuckles, " Yeh Love ya too kid, kisses from ya ma an' pa, now clean up your mess. See ya when we're home set the table for dinner awrite? Ciao~"
Click.
"aiiiiyaaah~ Bambinos..."
He shook his head with an exasperated breath before turning.
"Sorry 'bout dat fratello, Parentings a full time job" with a tip up of the fedora he still worse despite in far more casual dress he shoots finger guns his way and offers a hand, "How ya feelin'?"
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hcppyhotel · 8 months
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@blitzisms, i'm just trying to find the harmony.
𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 hit me with that vero x blitz shit i CRAVE
𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓 by panic at the disco
the bitter pill i swallow / the scar souvenir / that tattoo, your last bruise / this impossible year
𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 by jesse mccartney
you like to call me when you're high / and baby, trust me, it's alright / cause i will answer every time / [ ... ] as much as i love when you're naked / you only call when you're wasted
𝒊'𝒎 𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒐𝒏 𝒈𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒂 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕 by pierce the veil
last night you said you ended up in palms springs dancing on tables / almost fought some bitch at the club / got kicked out of your hotel and lost your shoes well / fuck what am i supposed to be impressed ? / [ ... ] guess it's time to say goodnight, hope you had a really good time
𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂 𝒉𝒂𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 by gerard way
i'll be the only one who likes the things you do / i'll be the ghost inside your head until it's through / sometimes you scare me, but i come around to you / i'll say hello hello hello / and i'll find a way to scare you too
𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒑 by metric
our common goal was waitin' for the world to end / now that the truth is just a rule that you can bed / you crack the whip, shapeshift and trick the past again
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