HI, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
NORI IS GREETING YOU GOOD MORNING AND WANTS YOU TO HAVE A GOOD DAY
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There's Leo's "No! I'm your least favorite!" level of daddy issues, and then there's "Donnie making all of his inventions consider him a father figure" level of daddy issues
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More modern AU Ballard following this piece, because I love a whumpy backstory and I like to put my little dolls in the blender
he very much did kill someone driving recklessly under the influence but also he gains like thirty BADLY needed pounds in the first six months and has what is arguably the first healthy relationship of his life (even if it is a very poorly advised workplace romance)
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something something, visited by three spirits that push you to reinvent yourself
and meanwhile, the three mother-type figures in Adora's life were all key to her to figuring out what she really wanted and who she wanted to be but literally...
Light Hope "died" trying to right a wrong from the PAST
Queen Angella died trying to preserve Adora's PRESENT
and Shadow Weaver died to give Adora a chance at a FUTURE
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So my yuri on ice obsession came back like it always does this time of year and
Imagine an AU where all those lawyers are figure skaters instead of lawyers.
And competitive skating holds the same kind of weight and corruption that law does in the ace attorney world. Imagine Phoenix becoming a figure skater to help out Edgeworth, who was adopted into the Von Karma family. Who are rumored to pay off judges, blackmail competitors, basically any underhanded tactic to achieve perfect scores.
Miles Edgeworth "Demon of the Ice". Who has never not placed gold at any meet.
Phoenix grew up skating with him as a kid. He doesn't see that joy in his eyes anymore, and wants to help him.
There's a lot I can still do with this. All the crazy stuff in ace attorney still would be around. There would still be a TON of murder and extortion and other shenanigans.
Maya plays the Pink Princess in Steel Samurai on Ice. Klavier Gavin is a skating sensation who writes all his own music. Troupe Gramarye on Ice
Would you read an ace attorney figure skating au because I'm THIS close to writing it
Thanks for looking at my crazy ramblings
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Imagining Aelwyn Abernant crying and stressing about the Solace equivalent of edTPA <3 She just like me for real!!
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"Friendliness Training"
Written by Ka'hop Arczon
Any human who wishes to travel the stars (legally) must first participate in and pass "Friendliness Training". We were led to believe this is not the official name of the program, but every human we interviewed refused to call it anything else.
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As you may know, humans are deathworld predators, incredibly dangerous with a love of chaos, and as such possess many behaviors terrifying to other species. However, they are aware of this and how it affects their relationships with other species and seem to actively work against their societal norms and natural instincts to make others comfortable. Further proof of humans' compassion and the strength of their interspecies pack bonding, though that is not the point of this article.
To ensure that no human causes a diplomatic disaster and can work calmly and effectively with other species, the human governments agreed to have a standardized course and test that all space-faring humans must pass: the so-called "Friendliness Training". Through this training, humans learn to suppress some of their more threatening behaviors such as "smiling", the bearing of teeth that can mean anything from joy to malicious intent, and is very difficult for other species to correctly interpret. Until first contact with humans, the bearing of teeth was considered a universal sign of hostility, and this perception is not easily changed, as it is ingrained in many species' instincts.
At any rate, the universe can rest assured that humans are aware of their unintentionally threatening behaviors, and are voluntarily undergoing training to put those around them at ease.
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