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rosepetalsblogs · 2 years
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Dating The Golden Guard Headcanons
Note: I made this directed towards a wild witch reader, I might or might not do a coven/Emperor Coven reader. Depends if I feel like it
Omg he would be so whipped for you
If you were a wild witch with Eda, Luz and King, he would always go easy on you because he can't bring himself to actually try win against you
He would notice you in the market or something idk
and see how the sun hit your face, he would feel some sort of fuzzy, happy feeling
and then immediate sadness when he saw you talking to Eda the Owl lady :((
Tries his hardest to convince you to join a coven so that then he wouldn't have try arrest you
When you refuse and tell him you're too loyal to Eda
The sadness and frustration this boy will feel
Will send you two into a duel with magic, talking as you send spells at each other
He'd lose on purpose when he saw how cute you looked when focused
Would make up some lame excuse for leaving
"Let's call it a draw, okay? I can't battle when I'm tired."
Slowly (and secretly) comes to coming to The Owl House to casually visit
Would get close to Luz just so that he could get to know you better
Luz seeing the blush on his face when he's around you and is the first one to find out about his crush
Luz Tells Amity
Which Eda and King then overhear her telling Amity
Luz and Amity teaming up to find some sort of way for the two of you to spend alone time together
Of course at the price of the two of them teasing him whenever he laid eyes on you
Eda having enough of beating around the bush and pretends to accidently lock you two together in a room
He FINALLYYY tells you that he has a kinda sorta itsy bitsy crush on you in that room
When you smile and tell him you like him back, his heart does a little happy dance
Amity and Luz being disappointed that they couldn't put all their 263 plans to get you two together in action :(
You 100% initiate the first kiss
His face being a blushing mess right after
Texting each other non-stop on your crystal balls
Especially after he gets yelled at by Belos for not bringing you in yet :((
Secret dates
Rooftops
The Knee
Forests
Anywhere really
Though his favourites are sitting inside The Owl House, his arm around you, snuggled in a pile of comfy blankets, scrolling through your crystal balls together and showing each other funny videos or posts now and then.
Gets flustered when you dress up for a date
So much PDA at home <3
Always has at least one arm wrapped around your arm or your waist at all times
This, of course, leads to teasing by the residents of The Owl House
"Aww, look at Hunter and Y/N snuggling, who knew our Hunter would be such a soft marshmallow when it comes to Y/N?"
"That's rich coming from you, Luz."
LOVES to make you flustered
Something about seeing your cheeks turn red because of something he said or did, gives him such a confidence boost and teases you for it
OMG TEASING
Any SLIGHT mistake you'd make, he'll be there, front and centre to rub it in your face
Accidently stub your toe?
He's there to laugh but then immediately make sure you're okay
Mispronounce something? He'll repeat what you said and then laugh
Brings up the moment multiple times that week
Until you kiss him to shut him up and then he's the clumsy blushing mess again
Kisses
So many kisses
Forehead kisses
Cheek kisses
Eskimo kisses
It makes his heart so happy and can't stop smiling
Smiles when you two kiss
He just can't believe that you're his
When no one's around, he'll definitely get his crystal ball to play music
So that then the two of you can slow dance in the living room :(
Flying on the back of his staff in the woods, beach or in The Knee so nobody sees you
Him doing show-off tricks just so you hold onto him tighter
Is just an annoying smarty pants
He'll 100% find all these creative ways for you to compliment him
And when it works the smirk on his face and the sarcastic "Gee thanks" right after to make your blood boil
You lightly punching him on his arm as payback
Definitely calls you along the lines of Prince/Princess
Just kinda admires you when you're not focused on him
So happy together <3
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manicdean · 4 years
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Taang Week Day 2: Modern AU
“Thursday, never looking back,”
[ @taangweek​ Day 2: Modern AU
After only two weeks of spring semester, Aang is fed up and ready to drop his geology class.]
A/N: i wanna redo this and make it better and i really struggled with the world-building here ngl so I couldn’t really come up with good names for the buildings or profs.  what can you do¯\_(ツ)_/¯  Inspired by tumblr user @rllyjohnrlly’s modern au, specifically this post.
Read on AO3
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Science, as Aang was learning, was absolutely not what he had thought it would be.  When he was still in high school, he excitedly declared a zoology major on all of his college applications, thinking he would turn his love for animals into a lifelong career.
All it took was his first college-level biology class to quickly bury that idea.  Between that and chemistry for non-majors, he felt resigned to the idea that all science classes were a bad idea for him, and that he’d better just pick the easiest one in the catalog to round out his general requirements.  Which is how he found himself enrolled in the Introduction to Geology class his freshman spring semester.  He’d learned the three types of rocks and the basics in high school, how hard could it be?
(the answer was very hard)
(but slightly less hard than biology)
After the second week of class, he sat on the floor of Katara’s dorm, textbook draped across his lap as she sat at her desk, diligently working on her homework.  She really excelled at the very classes that almost killed him and he admired that about her.
“Ugh!” Aang groaned, slamming his textbook shut and throwing his head back onto her bed.   “Katara, this is awful.” 
She set her pen down and shifted in her chair to face him, the look on her face one of confusion and concern.  “What’s the matter?” 
“I can’t do this!  I hate this class,” he replied, pressing his palms into his eyes.
“Aang, what are you talking about?  You can’t hate a class already, we’re only two weeks into the semester!  What could possibly be so bad about it now?” Katara asked, getting up from her chair and walking over to sit across from him.
He sighed and let his hands fall back into his lap.   He rolled his head to look at her.  “Because it’s awful!  I knew it probably wouldn’t be much fun, but I thought at least it would be pretty easy.  And it’s not!  It’s so hard and so boring and the professor is the most lame professor I have ever met.” 
(she couldn’t help but smirk at that)
“Okay, well, you’re not going to find a class that’s easy, especially in your weakest subject.  It’s just not going to happen.  Maybe it’ll get more interesting after the first few chapters.  Those are always just introductory anyway, they’re way more boring than the rest of the class.” She could see he wasn’t convinced and added, “The drop period was over Friday, anyway, so if you’re going to take a withdrawal, you might as well wait until after the first test.  Maybe it won’t be as hard as you’re expecting.” 
Aang sighed.  She was right.  He hated when she was right.  “Fine.  I’ll stick it out through the first test, but can we please take a study break now?”
***
Thursday morning, Aang walked into the lecture hall, trying his best not to drag his feet.  It took all of his determination that morning to make his way to class instead of staying holed up in his dorm, playing video games until he got hungry.  But he’d promised Katara and he knew he would get an earful if he broke his promise.  Maybe if he just pretended he was Katara for a period, he’d have more ease with the class.  Katara wouldn’t sit in the back, as was his first impulse, she would sit in the very first row.
He compromised and sat about four rows back.  Earbud in one ear, he set his notebook on the table and pulled out his phone, scrolling through the texts from his friends that he’d missed on his walk.  He didn’t notice when a dark-haired girl sat in the seat next to him until she tapped on his notebook.  Startled, he yanked out the earbud and looked at her.  “Um, hello?”
The girl looked at him 
(he couldn’t help but notice how pale her eyes were and the weird quality to her gaze that he couldn’t pinpoint)
and said, “You normally sit all the way in the back.  What are you doing up here now?  We haven’t even had a test.  Did you get in trouble or something?” 
His cheeks felt warm and he knew he was blushing.  “No, I just felt like maybe I’d learn better closer to the front.  This stuff has been kind of hard for me so far, I guess.” 
The look on her face was a little unsettling, like she was staring straight through him.  She finally shrugged, turning away from him.  “What’s so hard about geology?”
“I don’t know.   I guess science classes just don’t come very easily to me.”
“Well lucky for you, geology is, like, as easy as they get,” she said.  He didn’t feel especially reassured, but smiled a little anyway.
“So what you’re saying is you’ll help me study?”  Aang asked sheepishly.
She snorted, but replied, “Maybe I will.  What’s your major, anyway?”  
“Oh, um,” he stuttered, feeling the redness in his face deepening and rubbing his neck in embarrassment.  “I was a zoology major, but right now I’m undeclared.” He wanted to ask her the same question, wanted suddenly to know everything about this brazen, somewhat guarded girl who had sat next to him (and had noticed that it was not his normal seat), but was cut off by the professor calling the class’s attention to the lectern.
***
Seventy-five painstaking minutes of trying
(and failing) 
to pay attention to the powerpoint in front of him instead of the dark-haired girl leaned back in the seat next to him later, the class was dismissed.  The girl had stood, grabbing her bag, and Aang panicked for a moment, trying to think of something to say.  He finally settled on asking if he could walk her to her next class.
She paused, turning her head towards him.  “Well, it’s all the way over in the Humanities building.”
“That’s okay, that’s on the way to my dorm, and I don’t have another class for an hour, anyway.” He swore he saw her smile as she rolled her eyes and said, “Fine.  You can walk with me.” 
They talked the whole way there, never seeming to run out of topics.  He was disappointed at how short the walk felt, having so much more to ask her.  He’d found out she was an architecture major with a lifelong special interest in geology, lived in the freshman dorms by the Physical Sciences lecture hall, and that despite being blind, she was as in-tune with her surroundings as anyone.  It was only after they said their goodbyes that he realized he’d never learned her name.
***
Her name, as it turned out, was Toph.
Every Tuesday and Thursday over the next three weeks, they sat next to each other and Aang walked her to her next class.  He actually found motivation to study his notes for the first time, if only for the fact that the recordings she shared with him featured their conversations in the background of the lecture.  
Once, he had been running late after sleeping through his alarms, and while his first impulse had been to go back to sleep and skip his first class of the day, he bolted out of bed and rushed to get dressed, worrying that someone would take his seat next to Toph.
(or worse, she wouldn’t even notice)
He nearly ran all the way across campus.  Heart pounding, he snuck through the doorway as the professor lectured on and slipped into his usual seat next to Toph.  She lifted her head; something he couldn’t quite place flashed over her face.
(relief?)
“Finally decided to show up, huh?” she whispered.
He started to explain himself, but stopped short, deciding on a better way to embarrass himself.  “Yeah.  I got caught up trying to figure out why you’re so good at this class.” 
“Did you figure it out?” 
“It’s because you don’t take anything for granite.”  He looked over to catch the way the corner of her lips tugged upwards through the taken-aback look on her face.
“That was awful.  Don’t do that again,” she hissed at him.
“Okay, okay,” he conceded, chuckling to himself.  “You know what I would’ve been if I hadn’t shown up today?” 
“What’s that?”
“A skipping stone.” 
The irritated expression she wore intensified, fending off the smile he so desperately wanted to see.  “Seriously, you have got to stop doing that.  I don’t like puns, especially when they’re that bad.” 
“My sediments exactly.”  He almost expected her to hit him, but was delighted to hear a giggle escape.  A warm feeling spread through his chest and he knew then that he would spend every last moment he had for the rest of her life trying to make her laugh again.
***
“You guys!” Aang exclaimed, slamming the door to Sokka’s apartment closed a little harder than he had meant to.  He continued into the living room, all but throwing himself onto the couch next to Katara without so much as a “hello” to her, Sokka, or Suki.  “I had the most amazing date today.” 
Sokka looked up from where he sat, getting his hair braided, between Suki’s legs.  “You had a date?  With who?” 
“Was it that girl from your geology class?” Katara asked. 
“Yes!  Her name is Toph and I finally got her number and we’ve been talking, like, non-stop,” he blurted all at once.
“Slow down!” Katara giggled.  “Are you going to tell us about the date?” 
“Right, so I’ve sat next to her in geology since I’ve been wanting to do better in that class.  That’s been a bad idea as far as paying more attention, but spirits, it’s been the best.  I was almost late this morning because I slept through my alarms.”  Seeing the admonishing look on Katara’s face, he added, “I actually got up as soon as I realized and went to class, don’t worry, Momtara.  Anyway, I got to class just as the prof was starting the powerpoint, and when I first walked in, I was worried someone else might have taken the seat next to her that I’ve been sitting in, but no one had.  And she actually seemed like she was looking for me.  I mean, she can’t see, but still, when I finally got there and sat down, I swear it looked like she was happy to see me.” 
Not leaving room for Sokka to make a disparaging joke, Aang recounted the jokes he’d told her,
(which he definitely stayed up several nights in a row to come up with) 
how she’d acted like she’d hated them, but he’d caught her snickering a few times.  
“So you asked her out after class?” Suki asked.
Aang blushed and ran a hand through his short hair.  “Not exactly.”  He held up his hands in protest of his friends’ exclamations.  “I always walk her to her next class because it’s on the way to my dorm and I always want to keep talking to her.  Well, we get all the way to the Humanities building and she looks at me and says, ‘I don’t really feel like going to this class today.’” 
“She skipped class?” Suki asked with a mock-scandalous tone.  “Maybe you two are meant for each other.” 
“I know!” Aang said, ignoring the jab entirely.  “And, Katara, don’t give me that look.  I would have convinced her to go to class, but the opportunity was there and I couldn’t pass up taking her to lunch.” Grinning, he told them about how Toph had loosened up while they ate, even agreeing to try his favorite vegan restaurant in the main commons, how cute she was when she smiled at him.  She had even agreed to a study date the following night.
He couldn’t wipe the smile from his face when he asked, “So would you guys be okay if she came to hang out with us this weekend?” 
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beetlegoose01 · 3 years
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Frostbite (Chapter 2- Suspire)
AN: Chapter 2 is here friends! I appreciate all the kind feedback I received last chapter! Without further ado...
Previous Chapter: https://pepperimps01.tumblr.com/post/644922844412854272/frostbite-casetello-an-do-these-two-have-a-ship
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"So, can I go now?" Casey asked impatiently, trying to flex his arm. "I've got places to be, slowpoke."
Donnie glared at him, irritated. He seemed even more frustrated that Casey had made that semi flirty jab at him.  "Like where?"
"You know...around." He gave a toothy grin.
"Very specific, Jones."
"I like to think I'm very pacific."
"That's-"
"Actually..." Casey wiggled his eyebrows. "Red wanted to talk to me about something. Maybe a bit more than talk if you know what I mean..." He shrugged. "Can't exactly blame her. I'm a catch."
'We aren't there yet, Jones.'
'Is it about April? Because it's not my fault, she ...y'know likes me more.'
Donnie's heart plummeted, dropping the scalpel he was holding. It crashed by his feet loudly, but he didn't bother picking it up.  "You better go then." He said coldly.
"Are you sure? Because I wanted to tell you some-"
"Just leave!" He snapped. "Can't you tell I'm busy? I've got retromutagen to work on."
"Jeez, okay. Don't get your tail in a knot." The teen raised his hands in surrender.
Casey stumbled out of the lab, dazed and confused. His arm thankfully didn't hurt anymore, but he still felt a bit uneasy and sick to his stomach. He really just wanted to take a nap, forget about everything that happened and maybe never work with Donatello again. Couldn't that turtle take a joke?
He needed a distraction...
"CJ!" Mikey exclaimed, leaping towards him with a stupid grin on his face. Casey yelped, taken aback by the orange turtle's enthusiasm. At least that was a distraction alright.  "You won't believe this, dude!"
Casey smirked. "You know, I'm starting to think everything is believable at this point. What's up? Did you discover a new pizza joint?"
The smallest turtle looked about ready to explode with excitement. "Nope! Can't tell you yet, bro.  Come on, Leo's explaining everything at the dojo! I'm just getting you and Donnie! I'm ...Mikey the messenger!" And then he was off again, no doubt badgering Donatello.
Casey shook his head, laughing. Though he was somewhat curious about whatever the leader in blue had to say.
He entered the dojo, checking if Master Splinter was behind him. He trusted the old ninja master, and couldn't deny he was a big help...but that didn't stop him from flinching every time they made eye contact. Rats still gave him the creeps.
Raph and April were already there, chatting amongst themselves. Raph was currently practicing opening and closing April's tessen.
"I dunno, it just seems a bit..." He trailed off.
"A bit what, Raph?" April's eyebrows furrowed. "Go on, finish that sentence."
"It's not very sharp, that's all." As he said this, the tip of the fan poked his finger and he let out a squawk of pain.
"Not very sharp, huh?" April swiped the fan back. "Remember this from me: don't judge everything by its outer appearance."
"Touché." Raph waved at Casey, and the pair did an elaborate secret hand shake.
"What's this about anyway?" He folded his arms.
"Beats us." Raph shrugged. "All Mikey said was-" He changed his voice to a high pitched, cruel but accurate impression of his youngest brother. "Dudes you've gotta hear this! I'm gonna cry on the floor if you don't come to the dojo right this second!"
"It must be big if Leo wants to tell us." April said. "I mean, all Raph and I dealt with was the Purple Dragons graffiting a stop sign."
"It was a slow night!" Raph protested.  
"Maybe they saw Karai?" Casey suggested. That was really the only thing he could think of.
Mikey bounded into the dojo, followed by an extremely disgruntled Donnie, who made a big show of standing as far away from Casey as possible.
"What's all this about?" Donnie asked.
The single light bulb above them started to burn out. The team heard shuffling from behind the large tree, and a shadowy figure approached them, stepping into the dimly lit middle area. He dramatically raised his head, looking grim.
"You're probably wondering why I called you here this evening." Leo said, glancing at Mikey, who of course already knew and was wiggling with excitement.
"Well, yeah. Spit it out, already." Raph said impatiently.
Leo ignored him. "Mikey and I encountered something tonight.  Another mutant. We thought we caught them all or made allies with them but..."
"What?" His emerald eyes widened.
"What is it?" Donnie pressed.
"A dragon!" Mikey interrupted. "A humongous dragon! He had razor sharp teeth and claws!" He paused. "Actually he kinda reminded me of Leatherhead but way less friendly."
"Dragons aren't real, meathead." Donnie grumbled. "They're completely made up fictional stories."
"Have you ever seen a dragon before? Huh? Have you Donnie?" Mikey retorted, cloudy blue eyes filled with a sense of innocence that truly believed dragons were real- but also with a stubborn pride to prove his genius brother wrong. A common occurrence between the two youngest brothers.
"No but-"
"See?" Mikey looked triumphedley at Donnie, then turned back to Leo. "Continue,"
"Like I...and I guess Mikey was saying, we know it's some type of reptile. Not a dragon for sure, but something."
"Any distinctive features?" Donnie asked, snark evident in his tone. "There are over 8000 living species of reptiles, so you might need to be more specific."
"Ah, shut up Brainiac." Raph groaned.
"He's got a point though." Casey pointed out. "Not that I'm agreeing with him- I mean...there are like, a lot of reptiles out there."
"We didn't get a close look at it, I'm afraid. We had to retreat. Whatever it was, it was tough."
"And...kinda scary." Mikey said, hiding behind his oldest brother wearily.
"Fear is the path to the dark side, Mikey." Leo said firmly, patting his head. "Don't let your fear cloud your judgment. We can take it on. Just like we always do."
The group stared at the leader blankly.
"Did you really just quote Yoda?"  April said, covering her mouth to stop her giggles.
"Wh- nooo..." Leo blushed, leaning against the tree in a failed attempt to seem casual. "Why would I do that? That's totally ...lame." Clearing his throat, he continued: "Tomorrow we'll hold a stake out to find this mutant. I'm thinking they may have a chance to be an ally. Any questions?"
Mikey raised his hand. "Are you sure we can't have a pizza out instead? I'm not really a fan of steak and-"
"Any relevant questions?"
"Has it done any actual damage?" April tilted her head.
"It looked more scared than anything, actually." said Leo. "That's why I think we can convince it to join our allegiance."
"And if it isn't willing? Suppose it isn't up for prancing through a meadow with us and decides to kill us all?" Raph said. "Because our track record with friendly mutants tends to be a mixed bag."
"You didn't answer my question, did it do any damage?"
Leo chewed on his lip. "So...don't freak out but, it- she- he? Er- they looked very hungry and did attempt to spit on us. With acid. Or venom or whatever." He pressed on, despite the horrified looks of his peers. "It'll be okay! I have full confidence we can handle this as a team."
"So let me get this straight, Leo." Raph said, moving forward to his brother. "You almost got killed by this monster and your next course of action is: let's be friends! Are you out of your shell? That plan works just as well as Casey and Donnie baking cookies together!"
"For once I agree with Raph." Donnie said, earning a very disgruntled look from his brother.
"I didn't say friends, just figure out their motives." Leo mumbled.
"Whatever you say, Fearless." Raph pushed his brother aside roughly. "Good luck with that. I'm gonna check out Bloody Deaths III, anyone wanna play with me? Casey?"
"Sure," Casey felt his phone buzz. An anxious text from his twelve year old sister Riley snapped him back to reality. "Ah...actually can't. My little sister is getting worried. See you guys tomorrow?"
"Yeah, whatever."
"No worries. Older brother duties call." Leo nodded.
"Don't worry Raph, I'll play with you!" Mikey
"So will I." Leo agreed, happy to relax for a little bit. "How about you guys?" He glanced at Donnie and April, the last remaining members still inside the dojo.
"Just a moment. I'll be right there." April confirmed.
"Don't keep us waiting," Raph cracked his knuckles.
As they were leaving the dojo, Donnie felt a tap on his shoulder. Spinning around, he faced the beaming freckled face of April O' Neil.
"Hey!" She said cheerfully, blue eyes bright and curious.
"Er, um, hey!" He echoed, voice raising several octaves as puberty decided to betray him. He was grateful his brothers were in the other room, babbling about the video game Raph found in the dumpster. No doubt they would be teasing him about his failed attempt at flirting.
"I wanted to talk to you." April said.
"About the new mutant? Because I didn't get a chance to see it-"
"No, no." She interrupted, nudging his shoulder playfully. He blushed at the contact. "I meant about you and Casey. Everything turned out okay?"
Donnie fought the urge to groan. Of course it was about Jones. Instead, he bit his tongue, smiled sweetly and said: "He was...okay." he waved his hand vaguely.
April grinned, relieved. "Wow, that's way better than I expected!"
Donnie narrowed his eyes.
"What I mean is, you two are my closest friends. Seeing you two butt heads, act like you hate each other-  it hurts." She explained. "So it's nice seeing my two best buds get along.
'Best ...buds.' Donnie thought to himself, analyzing each word carefully. 'So maybe she isn't interested in him. That boy with his cocky grin and his stupid egotistical-'
"Casey mentioned you fixed his arm up too!"
"Huh?"
"His arm...he sprained it and you patched it up."
He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. "Oh, that." He chuckled. "Wait...he told you?"  
"Yeah, he seems grateful but obviously too 'macho' to admit that."
"It wasn't really anything special."
"But it was, Donnie." April's eyes twinkled. "It was a really nice thing to do. I'm just...so happy you two are finally getting along. Thank you. I knew you would eventually!"
"Heh, well you know."
April chuckled, taking his hand as they walked to the pit.
Mikey sprung up from his beanbag chair. "Yuck, did you two kiss?" He gagged.
April rolled her eyes. "Wouldn't you like to know."
Raph pretended to throw up into his bowl of popcorn while Leo just laughed fondly.
"Take a seat you guys." He said. "We're about to start the game!"
"Actually I think I might call in early tonight." Donnie faked a yawn. "I'm so ...tired."
"You? Sleep?" Raph snorted. "If you didn't want to hang out with us, you could just say that. I don't think I've seen you go in your room since you were thirteen, Don."
"That's not true..." Donnie's cheeks flushed.
"Aw, leave him be." April said, grabbing a handful of popcorn despite Raphael's protests. "He needs his rest."
"Yeah, you do look significantly greener than normal, dude." Mikey pointed out.  "So to speak."
"Go get some rest." Leo said, raising a comforting hand to Donatello's shoulder. "That's an order from your leader."
"Well...goodnight then. Have fun." Donnie added an extra fake yawn for added effect, then retreated to the lab when they looked the other way.
~•~
Donatello checked his very messy notes, examining each point with precision. If he wasn't exact, weeks, heck, months of research would be a waste. He wasn't going to let anyone, let alone Casey Jones ruin his process. The lack of sleep already made his work sloppy.
"Add the dose of norepinephrine, stir carefully with the calibrated mutagen..." He mumbled under his breath. "Then wait ten minutes before..."
But he couldn't get that terribly charismatic smirk out of his mind. That no nothing, cocky little son of a-
"Focus Donnie. Don't think about him."
"Talking to yourself again I see."
"Gah!" Donnie yelped, practically doing ballet leaps as he grabbed the nearly fallen canister. He turned around to face his older, but significantly shorter brother. "Hamato Raphael!" He squeaked shrilly.
"Ooh using the full name on me." Raph snickered. "What did I do to deserve that?"
"How long have you been here?"
Raph shrugged, poking the bunsen burner. "Eh, long enough."
"Weren't you suppose to be playing that dumb game with the others?"
"Yeah, and we beat it." He said, piercing green eyes staring him down with a sense of judgement. "And I thought you were supposed to be sleeping. Shoulda have known you'd be back in your Nerd Cave." He flicked Donnie's arm.
"Why are you here?"
"Okay, twenty questions, is it against the law to see my baby brother?"
Donnie folded his arms. "Since when do you ever visit me for no reason?"
"Because I'm such a kind, caring brother?" He looked away guiltily. "Who simply wanted to check on you? Is that such a terrible thing, Donatello?" He leaned forward, dropping the act to return to his usual deadpan tone. "Also my motorcycle needs fixing."
"Ah, there it is."
"Watch the snark, I need it fixed soon."
"Fine, fine." Donnie sighed. "I will."
"Good, 'cause Casey and I are gonna hit the streets with that baby." He said smugly.
Donnie wilted. "Jones?"
Raph raised his eyebrows. "Yeah, Casey Jones. Human, dark hair, lots of missing teeth...this tall? Ring any bells? Oh, right. Forgot you and him had this thing going on..."
"It isn't about that." Donnie said quickly. "We...him and I..."
"You know, seeing you two act like idiots around each other isn't gonna help the team out. Even Mikey thinks it's stupid."
First April, now Raph? And apparently Mikey too...
"I don't care about what you and Jones do, it isn't really my business." Donnie cooled down, trying to tame his temper. "And we're trying, truly trying, at least I am to be civil."
"Hmph, yeah right."
"And ...I don't care if you two spend time together. Why should I? We aren't even friends!"
"Okay, okay." Raph raised his hands in surrender. "I'm going to bed. You should too by the looks of it. After my bike is finished, of course."
Donnie grunted.
"And Donnie?"
"Hm?"
"Who exactly are you trying to convince? Me or yourself?"
Donatello didn't have an answer.
~•~
Everything hurt. From the depths of her scaly toes, to her ferocious gaping mouth.What was she? She didn't know anymore. A monster? A freak? Any humanity she had left, was a clouded memory and there was no turning back. She struggled to move, still becoming accustomed to her new features. Four legs were harder to maneuver than two, but she made do.
She slivered across the murky water, pains in her stomach growling from lack of proper food. She couldn't recall the last time she had a warm meal. She lifted her head, silver grey eye slits opening. . In what she lost, her human form, her hair, and sense of a normal life- she had gained quite a few things too. A keen sense of smell, for one. Her eyesight had improved too. She had also gained an olive green tail, which helped with her balance.
'As long as I don't need those pesky glasses anymore.' She thought to herself bitterly.  Those horrid things were the cause of her harassment when she was a human. Now she would have the last laugh. They would cower in fear if they saw what she looked like now.
Her stomach grumbled again.
But yet...those turtles she encountered. So tasty looking...so delectable. They would satisfy her pain.
She stared at the mutant's reflection. It blinked when she blinked. It moved its tail when she flicked it.
This was her life now. She might as well make the most of being a monster.
She had work to do.
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enchantingexile · 5 years
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Brothers Best Friend - c.b
Request: being brennen's sister and he's always teasing you, like saying that you have a crush on Colby while he's vlogging and while Colby's over and things like that, kinda like he did with Jessica in his video where he and Colby re-create their vines, and maybe one day Colby talks to you about that, or you can make the end as you think goes better with the story you come up with
Pairing: Colby Brock x Reader
Masterlist
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You had been sitting on the couch on your phone when you saw a tweet Colby had posted talking about how he was now a fifth wheel and because you had your notifications on for him you had immediately seen it. The laughter came out in a short burst and Brennen being the nosy bitch he is, was sitting near you leaned over quickly to see what you were laughing at.
“Ooh.. y/n and Colby sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. Ing” He sang to you.
“Shut up moron, you’re more in love with him than I am” You retort quickly, hoping he would shut up about it.
“But even if im more in love with him that still means you’re in love with him, see that guys.” He speaks to the camera now “y/n just admitted she’s in love with Colby” You roll your eyes in annoyance, continuing to look at your phone before you speak again.
“You know damn well I didnt mean it like that” You say as you push him with your foot. “You’re a friggen idiot, now get your ugly bitchass out my face” He just laughs at you and points the camera your way to annoy you further. Once he is over annoying you he walks off to his room probably to go and tell Colby what he has just said and even though you could hear him gossiping about you to Colby you didn’t care very much because you knew how Colby felt towards you.
To him you were his best friends little sister, you knew him and his moral stand point. He would never try and go after his best friends sister.
“Y/N!” You heard Brennen call from another room in the house, “Y/N!” He continued, waiting for you to answer so he knew where you were in the house.
“What Brennen, geez” You reply, grunting as you get off the couch annoyed that he would even make you get up.
“Oh nothing, I just wanted you to know your boyfriend is coming over” You look at him like he has lost his mind.
“I don’t have a boyfriend and you know it, I’m literally always complaining about it” You tried to remind him just how single you were but all you got was an eyeroll in return.
“You know I’m talking about Colby”
“Oh, you meant your boyfriend” You laughed at him and walked away into your room hoping you wouldn’t actually have to see Colby when he arrived.
But not long after you heard the front door open and close with a loud bang and you knew it was Colby, he was never subtle or quiet when he came over. Wanting everyone to know that he is there.
“Honey I’m home” Colby yelled through the house.
“In the kitchen sweetie” You heard your older brother yell back in response, you laughed from your room. Colby had heard your giggle and made a b-line to your room.
“Hey y/n, didn’t realise you were going to be here.”
“Mhm, sure” You rolled your eyes at him and continue to look at the device in your hand “where else would I be Cole?” You replied as sarcastic as you could without coming off as a bitch.
You knew that he knew you were going to be home today because you had heard Brennen tell him over the phone, you were guessing that he looked this good because they were going to be filming a video but the thought of him dressing up for you had crossed your mind. You walk up to the door and lean on the door frame with a smile.
“Love the hair, Brock” you tell him as you run your hand through it and mess it up before pushing his head back to move him out of the way so you could close your door and continue with what you had been previously doing.
You heard him walk into the kitchen and greet your brother with a hard slap on the back.
“Your sisters lookin hot today” You heard Colby chuckle after his comment right before Brennen’s reply.
“Ew, dont be fuckin gross dude. Thats my sister you perv.” Brennen reacted the exact way you would have expected him to but you had never expected for Colby to say something like that to your brother, knowing you were just a wall away.
— — —
You had decided to take a nap while the boys filmed their video so that you didnt disturb them and also because you could feel your body becoming sluggish due to lack of sleep you had been getting.
You had just woken up and checked your social media before you heard a knock at your door. You got up to see who it was and it was the beautiful blue eyed, blue haired boy you had been crushing on.
“Hey”
“Hi?” You asked curiously, just now rubbing the sleep from your eyes and letting out a soft yawn. You could see Colby smiling at you even through sleep coated eyes.
“I was wondering if you you wanted to go out to dinner?” He asked as he scratched his neck, a nervous habit you had grown fond of.
“Uh yeah sure! Where’s Brennen at?” You smiled at him and looked around him to see where your brother was.
“Ooh, uhm he is editing. I was hoping maybe it could just be the two of us?”
“Uhm yeah... sure” You were a little bit suspicious about his sudden request to go to dinner alone with you. “Let me get dressed and we can go?”
“Yeah, okay” He walked off in the direction that was Brennen’s room, you hoped that he already knew about this because you didnt want to be coming home to Brennen being a jerk towards you so you texted to see if he was fine with you going to dinner with Colby and he just responded with a thumbs up emoji. I mean, thats as good as its going to get right?
With the okay being sent through, you get dressed to go to dinner with Colby only taking a few minutes not wanting to put too much pressure on this. Whatever this was. You walk to Brennen’s room and inform Colby that you are ready to eat and he gets up and youse both say goodbye to Brennen, as you walk away you can see a smirk forming on your brothers face.
“Alright, where to?” Colby asks you as he holds the door open for you to walk through.
“Tendergreens, right?”
“You know my favourite restaurant?” He asks you with a smile, a red tinge creeping onto his cheeks.
“I know a lot more about you than I probably should, thanks to Brennen”
“Maybe Brennen has been trying to set us up this whole time” Colby says and youse both laugh but then realise that exactly what he has been trying to do, remembering how he reacted when you and Colby were leaving.
“I think thats exactly what he is doing to be honest” You reply before getting into Colby’s car and youse begin your journey to dinner, this is all you had been thinking about since the day you had met Colby. You never thought that the lame senarios you came up with would come to fruition.
“What a weirdo, trying to set up his little sister with his best friend” He jokes, and even though he was joking you were hoping this was going to be an actual date and not just another senarios to daydream about later. You knew that if you didn’t say anything you would be stuck in this weird limbo of ‘what are we’ so you gained as much courage as you could before speaking. You could feel your stomach in your throat before you began speaking, this could either work in your favour or be the worst moment of your life.
“I just wanted to say that even though Brennen is always teasing me for it and I always deny it... I do have a crush on you” You said the last part in a whisper, your voice losing its courage and turning into something pathetic. You didn’t want to see his reaction at all so you sat there staring at the window and even though you could see him smirking at you in the reflection of the window you still didn’t know how to feel about this whole situation. Your heart was racing in your chest and your palms were sweating like crazy.
“You have to know by now that I have a crush on you too” He laughed, another nervous tell of his. You hadnt realised that Colby had the car parked in front of the restaurant already. You didn’t know how to reply but you did know how you felt and the feelings were growing stronger by then second.
“Alright then, lets get some food. Im starving” You laugh at him and get out of the car, following closely behind Colby into the restaurant and taking your seat next to him.
Youse spoke for hours and ate the food, he let you steal from his meal a little bit and you let him take from yours. Youse had never been alone like this before and you didn’t want it to end, it was like a new found freedom that you didnt want to let go. You hoped that Colby felt the same way you did.
— — —
When Colby drops you off you skip straight to Brennen’s room to tell him everything that happened. Joy radiating off of you.
“Thanks for setting us up Brennen, we actually had a really good time” You sat down at the end of his bed.
“Well, Colby said it was terrible. So I don’t know who to believe.” He said to you as you had just finished gloating and your heart could have fallen out of your chest in this moment.
“Oh” Heartbreak was written all over your face and he could tell, there was a tear pricking the inner corner of your eye but you didn’t let it out.
“I was kidding, damn dude. Calm down.” He said and kicked you off his bed, a loud thud being heard from your ass hitting the floor at high speed.
“You’re a friggen asshole, you know” You tell him as you pick yourself up off the floor and walk away.
“He had a really good time, wont stop gushing about it. I’m probably gonna vomit its so gross” He showed you a few text messages he had recieved from Colby, there were plenty of heart eye emojis.
“Okay, I get it. But I shouldn’t be looking at these messages, its an envasion of privacy” You tell him as you leave the room, taking one last look at the phone before leaving.
She looked so gorgeous and she wasn’t even trying
The last text message you saw had read, you felt all giddy and you didn’t know what to do. But you knew you wanted to be around Colby all the time.
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agentbarton12 · 5 years
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Old People Teenager Watchers
A/N: gonna be completely honest and tell you that i forgot i hadnt finished posting this. like, its been done and ive writen it but i completely fogot i had to post it. anyway, here you go!
part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6
the invitation — 6
Teenagers, in Tony's opinion, are the strangest breed of people. He’s pretty sure when he hired one, he was not hiring their mood swings, rebellious tendencies and relationship problems as well, but, it seems “you can’t get one without the other” or something dumb like that.
Tony liked to believe that over the last three odd years, he had gotten better at handling teenagers, but apparently not.
Truly, he was too old for this. He needed to fill in his formal Teenage Babysitter Resignation forms and hand them in to the board of Old People Teenager Watchers (“Parents, Tones. They’re called parents.”).
When Steve told Tony what that idiot Peter was thinking of doing, Tony's knee-jerk reaction was to say no. But then he thought about it and sighed.
A heavy sigh.
Not because he was worried, or because he thought it was a bad idea, no, Tony was apprehensive because it would work. Like, it really would. And Tony knew that the only way it would, was if he helped.
And then he sighed again.
Despite this, Tony agreed to help because he thought he should. He thought Peter was on to something and he really needed a reason not to be mad at him anymore. Nearly everyone had gotten over Peter’s idiocy, if only because MJ did, and had moved past it. Tony tried to, but he couldn’t because Peter kept looking at MJ like the sun and the moon shone out of her eyes.
It was disgusting.
And endearing.
But mainly the first one.
The only problem with this staring was that Peter seemed unaware he was doing it. He had convinced himself that he liked Gwen and not MJ and now, refused to admit that he was being dumb.
Okay, okay, he used to refuse to admit that he was being dumb.
Because this was the whole reason of the plan. After an eye-opening conversation with literally ever woman in Peter’s life (Pepper, May, Nat, Wanda, Laura, Shuri, Hope, Jane, Darcy, Carol, Valkyrie, Okoye, Christine, hell, even those Guardians touched down on Earth for a while to give him advice), he spoke with Gwen who, surprisingly wasn’t upset at all. No, no, she was not. In fact, she came up with most of the logistics of the plan. Tony actually took a liking to her eventually. After he got past the fact that Peter claimed to like her, she turned out to be a really nice girl, and if MJ didn’t exist, he wouldn’t mind Peter dating her.
But, MJ did exist and now Tony had been tasked with the impossible feat of getting MJ to the tower. It was impossible because no one — not even Pepper on a bad day — could get her to do something she didn’t want to do. And since it was seven o’clock on a Thursday night, Tony knew she wouldn’t want to leave her bed.
Emmjaaay
Emmmjaaayyy, hurry up and get to the tower!
It’s an emergency!
Ned’s in trouble!! Come nowww!!!ii
Emmjaay
[video attached] he looks fine to me
TonyMan
Uhh...
Emmjaaay
also you text like a child
also also im curious as to why youd lie to get me out of bed on a thursday, so ill be there
tell the babysitter to pick me up
TonyMan
Auto-correct, MJ.
Please.
The video was a screen recording of a Snapchat Story Ned posted. It showed him, Sam and Thor sitting on pool chairs with sunglasses on, and the caption was literally, Living the trouble-free life.
Tony really needed to make sure he and Ned were on the same page before he did something.
He was surprised when MJ agreed to come over, but decided not to think too much about it and sent Happy to pick her up. He complied, grumpily, but complied nonetheless.
He told everyone of the success of his mission, but instead of being greeted with thankful hearts, everyone started running around trying to get everything in order, which just confused Tony because as far as he was concerned, the plan was just get MJ to the Tower so Peter could do whatever it was he was going to do. There was literally no reason for everyone to act like they were planning a wedding.
When MJ arrived, Peter took her up to the roof and everybody, like, everybody ran up to the common room and asked FRIDAY for the security footage on the roof with sound.
The Avengers and Avengers Children sat around and on the couch for a clear view of the holographic screen that was being projected up. They could see them standing on the roof. MJ, once again, was not wearing her own clothes and had put on a sweater she stole from Bruce and basketball shorts that could’ve either been Sam’s, Peter’s or Thor's. Her back was to Peter and Tony could feel how much he wanted to reach out and hug her.
“So, did you bring me out here to murder me or for the view?” MJ asked not turning back to look at Peter.
“Uh, yeah, it’s a killer view,” he responded, rubbing his neck sheepishly.
She turned to him slightly. “That was so achingly lame, my dad turned over groaning in his grave.”
He chuckled nervously. “Peter Parker: Dad Joke Extraordinaire,” he tipped an imaginary hat.
She held his gaze for a few seconds, before looking away. “Idiot.” Peter just smiled at her back and looked at for far longer than what was deemed ’friendly’.
“Oh, god,” Sam groaned.
“This is gonna take way longer if he keeps doing that,” Bucky muttered, rubbing his beard in frustration.
They stopped their mutterings when Peter spoke. “I am. An idiot. I am an idiot.” MJ gave him the slightest of gazes, before training her eyes on the skyline in front of her. “A huge one,” he went on, “for not telling you I love you too.”
The eyes of the Avengers widened and Thor choked on his Pop Tart. Tony remembered that they never really got an explanation for MJ's behavior all those weeks ago and this is the first time they’re hearing this.
“I'm sorry, but when did MJ tell him that she loves him? How did I miss this? Why did no one tell me this?” Wanda was rambling at this point and no one shushed her because she was voicing their thoughts. As if she had a revelation, she gasped and said, “Was it that night MJ — ?”
“ — Shh!” Natasha said, as MJ started speaking.
“Yeah, you did. Remember, when you then proceeded to ask Gwen out?” Peter gulped at the memory.
“Excuse me, what?” Steve asked the screen. The common room erupted in noise as everyone started yelling about how they needed to know things like these. Tony looked over at Gwen who was sitting on the floor and saw Ned put a reassuring arm on her shoulders.
Peter took a breath. “That’s what makes me an idiot. I should’ve told you before. Like, two-years-ago before. Because I’ve loved you for, like, ever, but me, being the idiot I am, didn’t realise it.
“I knew I liked you, but when Gwen came and I liked her, I thought that meant I liked her more, I guess. But, that night outside my room, I fell in love with you all over again, because you continued to put what you thought was what I wanted as your top priority. Even if it was hurting you.” Peter took a breath. The whole common room was on the edge of their seats and Tony was pretty sure that Bucky had gotten FRIDAY to Skype it to Wakanda where Shuri and her brother were no doubt watching.
“The past few weeks have sucked so much because I realised just how much I adored you. Like, sometimes it gets physically painful to breathe whenever I think about you and Tony has told me so many times how disgusting it is when I look at you like you’re the only person in the world. And I’m trying, MJ, but, honestly, I still haven’t figured out how sit across from you and not be madly in love you with everything you do.
“This is more an apology than anything else, because I hurt you and I was an idiot and you deserve better than that.”
“…I taught him that,” Sam said after a moment or two of utter silence in the common room.
“Shut. Up,” Clint said hitting him in the head.
“If that is true, Son of Wil, you did a mighty excellent job at teaching the Man of Spiders how to woo the ladies,” Thor said.
MJ looked at him for the first since his speech. “Now what?” Peter looked stunned. “I’m not about to jump into your arms because you said all that, because that’s some dumb, cliché romcom BS and I ain’t about that.”
“Yes, girl!” Shuri yelled from the other end of the call.
“And you hurt me. Like, a lot. Like, I was pretty sure that at some point, Scott was gonna kill you. But, I’m not going to stand here and say that I don’t love you either, because I’m not a liar. I do love you. But, I hate you too. So, this…thing, it’s moving at my pace, how I say it will, got that?”
Peter nodded mutely, a large grin slowly gracing his features. “You see all that cute poetry junk you just spewed a moment ago? Yeah, you should stop that. I might actually end up liking you.”
Peter grinned evilly. “Oh? So I probably shouldn’t tell you that you’re the last thing I think of before I close my eyes?”
“Smooth,” Clint said, nodding slightly. Thor silently gave Sam a fist bump.
MJ's eyes crinkled and her mouth twitched ever so slightly, an almost smile. “No,” she said, “you shouldn’t 'cause that’s just creepy.”
“I love you,” Peter said breathlessly.
“It’s like you want me to break up with you.”
Peter shrugged. He grabbed her hand and pulled her into him. “I love you,” he said again with her face inches away from his.
“Stop.”
He shook his head. “Nope. You know why? Because I do. I love you.” He looked her in the eye before turning away and yelling into the night, “I love Michelle Jones!”
She punched him in the arm. “Don’t make me regret hugging you.”
“But you’re not — ”
He was silenced by her crashing into him and he stood stunned for less than a second, before he wrapped his arms around her and he settled his head in the crook of her neck due to the height difference.
“YES!” the common room erupted into cheers as everyone, everyone stood up in excitement. Scott called Hope and told her everything. Clint, followed his lead and phoned Laura to update her on the newest development. Hugs were given and tears were shed.
They all decided to stick around just in case something…interesting happened and so they remained in the common room.
Tony thought he’d hang onto his position in the Old People Teenager Watchers Committee just a little longer.
“How long do you think they’re gonna stay in the common room watching us before they realise that we’re trolling them and aren’t planning on leaving until they do?” MJ asked Peter as they remained hugging on the roof.
“Dunno. They like snooping. Probably waiting for us to kiss or something.”
MJ stayed silent. Then, “We should have sex. Give them something to watch, y'know?”
Peter’s eyes widened. “Wh-What?”
Tony jumped up and told FRIDAY to connect him to the roof speakers. “You two get off that roof right now, or so help me I will ban you from looking at each other. Get down. Now.”
The last thing he heard from the two was MJ's cackling as they got off the roof. And the cackling of his fellow teammates.
Never mind, Tony was resigning.
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shipsrulemylife · 5 years
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Jily Fic Rec
Surprise, surprise. Guess who’s back with another fic rec!
It’s Jily this time because who doesn’t love a good enemies to friends to lovers trope?
EDIT: apparently the links only work if you click on the read more??? why is tumblr so weird
Key Limes by cgner [Rated T]
In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the mysteries of Prince James’s gold star system.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7402624
Mother Deer by GhostofBambi [Rated T]
Euphemia Potter is the unequivocal boss of everyone, including and most especially her son, and if the sweet, bright-eyed redhead who frequents her coffee shop doesn't know that yet, she's about to find out.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13594827
Polyjuiced by ladyoftheknightley [Rated T]
A very pregnant Lily invites the Marauders round to help her entertain James. Somehow, this degenerates into 4 Jameses wandering around her living room, with her having to guess which is her actual husband or (horror of horrors) lose a bet against Sirius Black.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10101206/1/Polyjuiced
Salmon Fishing in the Olympics by GhostofBambi [Rated T]
Modern Era AU: When Lily Evans seeks assistance from James Potter to avoid the attentions of a suitor who just won't take no for an answer, she accidentally lands them both on the front page of every gossip magazine in Britain. She should have thought about that before pretending to be the girlfriend of a famous athlete.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11393601
Cat in a Fifth Floor Flat by GhostofBambi [Rated T]
Modern Era AU. When Remus Lupin moves out and Lily Evans moves in, James Potter finds himself instantly drawn to his beautiful new neighbour. Little does he know that a mysterious force of nature is secretly pulling the strings.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10610682
The Yeast I Can Do by elanev91 [Rated T]
Dr Lily Evans had an absolute shit day at work. Luckily, there's a bakery nearby that offers a course that she hopes will take her mind off of things.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11677191
Try, Trial, and Try Again by BeeDaily [Rated G]
Spell engineering has never been so complicated than when an afternoon of trying and trialing leaves James and Lily in an interesting position.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12404292
Supermarket Sweep by GhostofBambi [Rated T]
Modern Era AU: James Potter can find anything he needs in his local supermarket - bread, milk, the woman of his dreams - they've got it all.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11608353
we could be gigantic by elanev91 [Rated T]
Lily and James have been best friends since they were kids. Uni, a band, a trip abroad, a few tours and a couple of albums later, things start to change. Half an email fic, half a regular ol' narrative.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13926795
Swipe Right, Swing Left by ShadowRose997 [Rated T]
The unspoken rule of using dating apps in D.C. is that you always start with where you work. James Potter, it seems, never picked up on that one.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16743499
Erotic Porridge by elanev91 [Rated T]
Euphemia Potter thinks her doctor needs to go on a date with her son. This story is so named because I saw it somewhere, could not stop laughing, and my best friend professor-riddikulus hates it so much that I just had to. This story has nothing, literally nothing, to do with porridge. (I really should give my stories better names) - Muggle AU
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10475154/chapters/23112117
Elevator Love Song by BeeDaily [Rated T]
James unexpectedly finds himself trapped in a dodgy apartment elevator with Lily Evans.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13814355
Motionless by lovesickjily [Rated T]
James Potter always had thought that he was the only person in the world who had the power to stop time, but somehow, just the sight of Lily Evans makes every second feel like an hour.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16720791
Pickup Limes by elanev91 [Rated G]
Lily loves to blow off steam in Waitrose. Tonight, she spots an unbelievably gorgeous man in the bakery. Modern AU, Muggle AU, Grocery Store AU (still def not a thing)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11603553
Orange Cardamom by ShadowRose997 [Rated T]
James may not believe in love at first sight, but he's beginning to think there may be some merit in love at first sip.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16412123
Too Fic Too Furious by elanev91 [Rated T]
The M25 needs to undergo massive emergency repairs and the entire motorway has been shut down for, well, probably the rest of eternity. Lily Evans was foolish enough to think she could make it through before the traffic properly started. She's absolutely dying of boredom when she spots the guy in the car opposite.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14990837
you exist behind my eyelids by lovesickjily [Rated T]
How could they be in love with someone whose existence was only known because they frequented each other's dreams?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15861750
the one with the white suit and the red beanie by Apalapucian [Not Rated]
james agrees(?) to be a model for lily's photography class project, and jeanne, james, and lily all fall one way or another in the duration of it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16018502
Wishing you all a Good Evening by thejilyship [Rated T]
Lily Evans is a news anchor for her college news station and James Potter is a football star who has gained quite a bit of local notoriety. Lily's not impressed by him and his arrogance, but James is quite impressed with everything Lily does. After the blunder that was their first meeting, James is determined to change her mind and she's determined not to let him. College!AU
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15408027/chapters/35760174
So Just Act Like You Love Me by twilightstargazer [Rated T]
Lily was looking forward to a nice, quiet Christmas by herself. Instead she's heading back home for her sister's engagement party with a fake boyfriend in tow.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/11616078
the one with the storm and all the texting by Apalapucian [Not Rated]
James and Lily get stuck in a coffee shop during a storm.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16044326
Unexpected Perks by thejilyship [Rated T]
James and Lily meet in an airport after missing their flights, though by the end of the day, it all sort of seems like fate.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15368979
Sing A Reckless Serenade by twilightstargazer [Rated T]
“What kind of work thing?” James asks, warily. Lily takes a breath. It seemed like a brilliant idea last night, when she was more than three drinks under, but now in the light of day it just seems… pathetic. Still though, she needs help, and needs it soon, so she finds herself blurting out: “I need you to fake date me for a week.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9794741
Dr. Jones and the Witch by jamespotterthefirst [Not Rated]
Who is the stranger Lily drunkenly met at a party? And why can't she stop texting him?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16477184
no matter what (i love you) by softjily [Rated G]
When Lily’s aunt Rose introduced her to a scrawny twitchy eleven year old boy with frantic hair and glasses that were too big for his face, she certainly didn’t think she’d spend the next seventeen years beside him." Or, the VirtueMoir AU no one asked for.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16216460/chapters/37903337
Have a Biscuit by PetalsToFish [Rated G]
No matter how many biscuits it took, Minerva was too invested in James Potter's relationship with Lily Evans to tell him that he needed to stop eating all her biscuits.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/16301453
The Engagement by itsa_bee [Not Rated]
Lily and Marlene decide to go wedding dress shopping, even though neither of them are even in a relationship much less engaged. One thing leads to another, James Potter enters the scene, some fake dating ensues, and then they eat an engagement cake!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15728991
Sixty-Nine, Nice by a_collection_of_nonsense [Rated T]
In which James Potter and Lily Evans are in a math course together and have absolutely no chill.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/15663510
#Jily by Chie (Chierafied) [Rated G]
Twitter seemed awash with the hashtag Jily. Lily blinked at in confusion, until she realised it was one of those silly couple monikers people had bestowed on her and Potter. …Though there was a small dissenting crowd following a tweet from Potter’s bandmate Sirius Black: Jily? Hah! More like LAMES.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7292149
victorem by gryffindormischief [Rated T]
When God closes a door, sometimes you have to jump out a window.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14134368
Cheers to That by wotcherpotter [Rated G]
Breakout star James Potter has seen success on the new hit comedy Have You Ever, and has been nominated for his first BAFTA. Upon the announcement he receives congratulations aplenty online, including from fellow actor and long time crush Lily Evans.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12185553
follow your heart gently; by lilevans [Rated G]
social media au + “after lily spotted james on campus, she posted a video to her university’s campus story, telling james: ‘To the cute guy wearing the blue jersey in the university’s snapchat story, I’m seriously in love with you. find me.’ a modern day cat and mouse game ensues with the whole campus urging romeo and juliet to meet because oMG its love at first sight!!”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12130413
Questions and Answers by lizardcookie [Rated T]
The simple question of whether or not they're dating doesn't exactly have a simple answer. Seventh Year Jily.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7723105
Upside Down by Bob_The_Other_Zombie [Rated G]
Lily’s pop star career seems to be hitting a rut, until her publicity team comes up with the perfect plan- a fake relationship with James Potter, frontman of the hot new boyband The Marauders. Lily’s less than enthused- last time she and James were in the same room together, there was vomit involved, all over her nicest pair of shoes. After a few dates, however, lines begin to blur, and suddenly things between them don’t seem to be just PR anymore...
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7500300
Sweet Tooth by mylifeissocoollike [Rated T]
Lily and James were best friends growing up, but when he moved away and they drifted apart they thought that would be the end of their friendship. But fate has a funny way of working out, and Lily can’t keep herself away from the brownies in the grocery store.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7301335
Lilium Regale by jewishwondergirl [Rated G]
Flowershop!AU. Lily works in a flower shop, and every Friday James comes in to buy flowers. For this prompt: "you keep buying a bunch of flowers so i think i have no chance but it turns out theyre for ur mum" Written (early) for Jily Trope Fest! Nothing but fluff.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7065067
The Benefits of Recklessness by madnessandbrilliance [Rated T]
Some people really were lucky they had good medical insurance. A Jily AU.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6779974
Darkest Night by thelittlegreennotebook [Rated G]
"It’s a tiny place, warm and welcoming with soft light and softer croissants. A place so small that if you happened to, say, run into the bloke you had been hell-bent on avoiding—well, there would be no avoiding about it." The third and last in a series of Jily college AUs for the November Fanfiction Challenge.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/2563049/chapters/5699597
Happy reading!
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Calum Hood || If You Don’t Know
Summary: Calum accidentally called you his girlfriend in front of fans while you’re still not sure if you can handle a relationship with a rock star. 
Wordcount: 1534
Genre: Fluff
Author’s note: Due to problems I had to shut down my other account :( Right now I’m re-posting my old imagines.
Let me know what you think!
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"I don't see the damn problem, Y/N!" Calum threw his hands in the air out of frustration. You were at the other side of the room and the only one who stood still, while Calum was pacing through the room.
"Well, I do. You just don't tell your fans that I'm your girlfriend!' You shouted back. He turned towards you.
"Then what are we?! 'Cause I have no fucking idea!" That was a good question. What were you two?
You had known Calum for a few years now, just before he got famous. He and the guys were performing one of their first gigs at the old rotten café where you were working at the time. You and Calum could get along pretty good. After that night it was just days and nights of texting and making stupid jokes. Every time when he was back in his home town, you two would hang out and it was never boring. It was about a month ago when you felt those pretty lips upon yours for the very first time. You had to admit that you didn't see it coming, but it was everything but unpleasant. Ever since you two are just fooling around a bit. You liked the kisses, the sweet words and the protective arms around you at night. And to be fair, every now and then you imagined you two together. But you knew it would never be that way. So when Calum told a group of fans this afternoon that you were his girlfriend, you kind of snapped.
"It's not that simple!" You yelled back. Calum stopped his pacing and turned himself towards you, still holding the space between you and him.
"Yes, it's plain simple. If you don't want to be my girlfriend, fine! But don't leave me hanging, okay!"
"It's not that I don't want to, you hear me, Hood! I CAN'T be your girlfriend!" And in a second it was completely silent in the room. The atmosphere was cutting through glass and grinding both your ears.
"Then tell me why!" His voice is so loud that it almost frightens you, but you had to stick to your thoughts. You already knew he wouldn't understand, and he didn't have to.
"Because.... I don't know... Because it's so damn fucking scary, okay!" You eventually restrained yourself. Calum said nothing, so you decide to go on, 'cause you know he wanted an explanation. But you had absolutely no words.
"The whole relationship kind of thing. You being away most of the time. Fans who give hate. All that kind of shit and many more. I can't handle it!"
"You would if you really love me!" he shouted out of nowhere. You frowned.
"Are you saying I don't love you?"
"Do you?" That one made you silent. You just look at Calum with dead eyes and wonder if you really love that guy. You loved the kisses in your neck, you loved  his hands fitting into yours when you were watching some lame-ass cheesy movie. But was that all enough for you to love him?
"I see." Calum said .His voice now quiet and raspy. It was obvious he was trying holding back his tears.
 It has been three months since your last conversation with Calum. After that you haven't text him, haven't seen him and haven't heard of him besides the keeks the boys make. But Calum never seemed quite enthusiastic when he was in the shot. Guess he hasn't been the same either.
Since that fight you only missed his strong and protective arms around you when you were watching a movie. Or the goofy comments about people when you walk down the street. Basically, you miss everything about him. And every night you rewind that fight and ask yourself if you really loved that goofy guy. People say that you just know it, but you obviously didn't know.
"Y/N!!!" your mother shouts from the other room.
"What!?"
"There's mail for you!" She shouts back. You frown a little and wonder who the hell would send you a letter. You never got any letters.
So you walk downstairs to find you mother holding your letter. You grab it, open it and find a concert ticket and a backstage pass for a 5 Seconds of Summer gig tonight at 8 PM. There's a letter in it as well.
 Dear Y/N,
 Not only Calum lost you, we all did. We all miss you and would love to see you again.
 Ashton
 A smile creeped upon your face. You had a good bond with the rest of the guys as well and you actually kind of became brother and sister with Ashton. So it would be nice if you finally could hug them. But that would mean that you had to see Calum as well...
 Eventually you decided to go and now you're waiting for the boys to get on stage. You're standing a little in the middle of crowd and you're hoping none of the boys recognize you. You still doubted if you should go home. Just the thought of seeing Calum gave you chills. How would he look like? In the videos he just looked like complete crap, which made you feel guilty.
But when the lights dimmed, the girls around you started to scream and the boys came on stage, you decided to stay. The moment you saw Calum, your heart made a little jump right before it dropped to the bottom of your stomach. He smiled, but you know that wasn't his smile. Suddenly you got the huge urge to get up and stage and kiss him. You missed him so much that you were wondering if this is what love was.
 "Okay, guys. I need you to be a little quiet, 'cause what I'm about to say is pretty serious." Luke says at the end of the cover of Teenage Dirtbag. You frown a little and wait for him to continue.
"You see, the band has, like a common friend. Or well, had, we're not really talking anymore..." You kind of felt yourself getting a little red as you thought it was about you.
"... and it's because she and Calum became a little too close." You were almost certain now.
"Things became unclear for both of them and it ended up in... yeah.... I don't know how to call it.... So I'll just say they broke up." Your eyes go to Calum and you see him watching Luke with great confusion in his eyes.
"And like you guys might noticed, he hasn't been the same ever since. So Mikey, Ashton and me made a plan and invited Y/N. We have no idea if she's here, but we're gonna play a song we've never peformed live before, because we'd like to see Calum happy again. This is our last chance." Luke finishes and plays the first chords of If You Don't Know. You were left there standing. Calum had the same, but quickly played along, because it was a concert after all. But during the song he was constantly looking into the crowd looking for you.
On one hand you wanted to catch his attention, but you also didn't want to. You still didn't know what you feel.
But there was no need for getting attention, 'cause you were staring right into Calum's eyes when he started his solo. The words were shooting right into your ears and screaming in your mind. It felt like he meant every single word he sang and it was that moment when you were absolutely certain about it.
After his solo, Calum forgot that he needed to sing the rest of the song. The only thing he did was staring at you with those puppy-like eyes. And you couldn't look away simply because you didn't want to.
 After the song you wanted to leave as soon as possible. Only then you realized that almost every girl was looking at you. You didn't bother to be ashamed or anything. You just wanted to leave. And so you did. You stumbled out of the place and into the fresh air. You needed to see him. You needed to feel those arms again, his lips, the smell in his shirt and that stupid giggle.
So you made your way to the other side of the building and used your backstage pass you get in. There was a labyrinth of corridors, but you found your way quickly to the entry of the stage. There you waited 'till the last song and the boys returned from the stage.
First it was Ashton. When he saw you, he sighed from relieve and smirked before pulling Michael and Luke along with him. This was your moment with Calum.
And when he finally entered the hallway, he just stood still in front of you. His face completely lid up at the fact that you didn't leave the concert to leave him.
You remained standing there a little awkward and shrugged your shoulders. Smiling a small smile that was specially designed for Calum. He did the same.
"Oh, would you just kiss already!" Michael yelled dramatically. Both Calum and you laughed before he opened his arms. You dropped yourself in them and kissed him with all the passion you had. His hands travelled to your back as your hands were cupping his face. Tears were rolling down both of your faces.
 They were right. When you're in love, you just know it.
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nine percent as people in my friendship group ♡
inspired by this post by @yanjuniverse YOU’RE POSTS ARE TOO FUNNY BABE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 
cai xukun: 
dork and tries to act cool but i love him so much 
plays basketball, tennis and is a cross country runner; used to row as well but quit bc lol senior year 
wants to go to college in the US and has already been offered a sports scholarship even though he hasn’t actually taken the tests yet (how?? i still don’t know) 
doesn’t do his homework but manages to pass???
great conversationalist; really good at talking to people 
buys me food whenever we go see each other and little souvenirs whenever he goes somewhere cool on holiday
is actually okay with going shopping with me only because he buys more clothes than i do 
gives great hugs 
not afraid to yell at me and call me an idiot though lol 
calls me randomly to ask me how i’m going 
texts me pictures of his dog just to make me jealous 
zhu zhengting:
my best friend
a literal MOM; will 100% nag you if need be but mostly the cool mom
school captain and in like 7 committees
does basically everything; drama, music, sport, community service, debating etc.; captain of the cross country team too
straight A student in all her subjects
everyone is always asking how the hell she’s able to manage her life so well
was the one to buy me food and bring me tea when i was feeling upset one day
everyone thinks she’s quiet but lol she’s crazy and a meme
is savage too
me: ‘i feel like i’m really annoying sometimes’
her: ‘well at least you’re self-aware’
10/10 selfies no matter when
perfect, naturally born leader, basically always knows what to say
i love her to bits and will fight anyone who even thinks about hurting her
fan chengcheng:
me lol
whines 24/7
will do anything to have a bite of your food
if you can’t find me, i’ll be in the cafeteria
the resident meme pack of our friends
somehow everyone has pictures of me in their camera rolls doing a stupid face
sleepy all the time; i will literally take a nap in my free periods if i can (i have a blanket in my locker)
i will go anywhere you want me to go as long as you feed me / there is the promise of free food
actually really insecure despite people thinking i’m really confident
people think i’m naturally smart when in fact i work my ass off for my grades
chen linong: 
NEVER SEEN A DAY WHEN SHE’S NOT SMILING 
all-rounder; does a lot of sport, community service and music 
is besties with basically all her teachers 
can always talk her way out of any situation
tells the best jokes
mood-maker of our friendship group 
friends with everyone?? literally everyone knows her 
everyone is always trying to find her to ask her something 
good student who tries to keep up her grades 
has 20 extra-curricular commitments she manages to keep up 
justin: 
annoying little shit lmao but i love him 
plays pranks on me all the time but not the type for me to get angry just really irritated with him 
interactions include him going ‘your favourite person is here today you’re hair looks shit btw’ and me replying with a kick in the shins 
playful af 
how does someone have this much energy 
is my number one supporter wherever i go 
always has a speaker with him on road trips so we’re never short of a music source 
doesn’t know when to stop talking he could probably go on for a whole week without taking a break if he wanted to 
lin yanjun:
uses freaking LAME ASS JOKES AND PUNS ON ME ALL THE TIME 
has a goal to make me laugh at one of her stupid puns by the end of the year
great taste in music 
has the cutest dimples (i have poked them before; yes it was the greatest moment of my life) 
100% down to skip class with you and just lie on the floor in the year 12 common area sharing headphones 
plays guitar and writes her own songs 
a really good listener and gives really good advice 
basically a really chill person who is down to try anything with you 
wang ziyi:
chill and relaxed af
studies hard for tests and exams but the rest of the time is basically whatever 
‘go have a tea you look like you’re about to go off and murder someone but have a meltdown at the same time’ 
grabbed my textbook and wouldn’t give it back to me so i would stop stressing before an exam 
down for a study session whenever i ask; will come with coffee and baked goods
doesn’t really talk much but is happy to listen to whatever you have to say
throws the best parties though 
just a pretty laidback person in general 
xiao gui:
was intimidating af when i first met him lol 
took a while for me to actually say two sentences in front of him 
mutual friends but eventually became actual friends 
forces me to do shit i don’t want to do and laughs at me when i’m embarrassed 
wants to keep up his ‘swag’ all the time 
has the coolest shoes?? like i’m actually jealous 
is the life of the party (literally) 
i’m always his babysitter when he’s had a little too much to drink lol
always screaming? like boy stop being so loud 
if i tell him to shut up he’ll just look at me then keep shouting but louder 
caring but doesn’t want to show it 
threw a bag of chips at my face when i complained i was hungry 
love you too mate 
you zhangjing:
my foodie bestie
savagery ALL THE GODDAMN TIME 
unafraid to voice her opinions 
really good debater 
LOUD AF LITERALLY NEVER SHUTS UP 
never stops laughing; laughing till you’re crying and your stomach hurts is basically an everyday thing when she’s around 
i love her so much i always have a good time with her 
when we’re together we’re 2 of the most annoying people i’ve ever met 
a dork and clumsy af 
MEMES ALL THE TIME; basically the best at meme faces but will fite you to delete them off your phone 
terrified of horror movies; i have multiple videos of me scaring her after we’ve watched something together 
100% down to do whatever idiotic shit i want to together 
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Running Into You - No. 6
Installment number 6 in my series of AU oneshots about Dan meeting his favourite youtuber AmazingPhil for the first time.
AO3 link
Genre: Fluff, with a sort of 2009-ish feel (but it’s still AU)
Warnings: A bit of swearing and some mentions of low self-esteem but literally it’s just fluff
Prompt: Missent Text
Summary: Dan’s on his gap year, so naturally he’s spending most of his time lounging around on the internet, watching his favourite youtubers and scrolling through tumblr. When he gets an accidental text from an unknown number, he doesn’t think much of it, until a series of events start to convince him the sender might just be someone he idolises: AmazingPhil.
A/N: This draft is like 2 years old, but @agingphangirl convinced me to post this while we’re waiting for pinof. It’s epistolary form, so I hope it isn’t too confusing. Hope you like it ^_^
Phil’s texts are italics, Dan’s texts are in quotation marks
6. Missent Text
Where r u?
Sorry what?
Where r u I’ve been here 10 mins
…Am I supposed to be somewhere?
You said on dm you’d be here at 6, I’m getting cold ^_^
Um I’m sorry mate but you must have the wrong number
Oh crap!! Sorry!!
.Lmao it’s ok. Just checked my dms and nothing interesting enough to make me be outside in this weather sorry
Tell me about it x_x I’m freezing. But if you’re not peej then I’ll be here a while
Unfortunately for you I go by Dan
Oh. Well, hello Dan. Sorry for bothering you with my freezing antics
Nvm it’s cool
It’s more than COOL, it’s COLD enough for ICICLES
I’m sure ur exaggerating
No my nose is an actual block of ice
Where even are you? Unless you’re in the Arctic you might want to get that seen to
--
Sorry! Peej showed up eventually (the friend I thought you were). Turns out he gave me the wrong number. All sorted now. I promise not to bother you again
Honestly it’s fine. I probably need more human contact so you did me a favour
Haha, glad to be of service ^_^ also I was in Manchester. It’s so cold it snowed. My icicle nose is allowed
Manchester? That’s like waaaaay in the north
Not that far but cold enough for icicle noses :P
Yes yes ok you’re allowed an icicle nose
Haha thanks :P so where are you, if not in the north?
Reading
Ohhhh so a proper southerner
I guess you could say that
Well hello Dan the proper southerner
God no that makes me sound like a queens guard or something
Do you queens guard people have time to text?
We’re too busy dealing with the corgis and all that shit
I knew it 0.o
XD but really I’m sitting in bed on the internet lol
Actually same
Haha really?
Yep. Which sites you on?
Just the usual. Tumblr, YouTube. My favourite youtuber has a new video due out tonight
Nice ^_^
What sites are you on?
Currently uploading a video to my YouTube channel
You have a channel?!
Haha yeah ^_^
Which one? Would I know it?
I don’t know. It isn’t a huge deal but it’s fun
Yeah I mean I admire that. I’d love to have a channel
Why don’t you?
Idk too scared I guess
Awr ^_^ nothing to be scared about honest, it’s just you and a camera
And the whole of the internet xD
Haha I try not to think about that part 0.o thousands of people watching me
Thousands? Wow so you must be a pretty big channel
Heh I guess, maybe ^_^ so who are your favourite youtubers?
Oh man I have loads XD Smosh, community channel, AmazingPhil (the one I’m waiting for the new video), charlieissocoollike
That’s a good mix ^_^ my new video is 99% uploaded and stuck there x_x
Seriously? Your connection needs to sort its shit out
Haha yeah it really does. I think it’s being attacked by bees
Bees?
Or wasps
Seriously?
Tiny horned beetles?
Do they even exist?
Idk but if they do they’re attacking my wifi
I’ll send the insect spray
Haha thanks XD it must have worked as my video is finally uploaded!
…Great video. Especially the lion wedding, that was sweet
Haha thanks! Glad you liked it, took ages to get the dress on lioness. Plus my mum nearly walked in on me 0.o
Holy fuck you actually are AmazingPhil aren’t you
Um, well, yes.
Sorry.
AmazingPhil, FantasticPhil, Epic Youtuber
or just Phil if you prefer
I probably should have told you
Jesus shitting fuck I’m sorry for bothering you
Don’t be daft! I accidentally texted you first ^_^
Yeah but I bet you didn’t expect to end up with a weird fanboy. Um. Not that I’m a stalker I promise
Haha it’s ok Dan honestly
I’m not going to spread your number around or anything holy shit like I’m so sorry
Honestly, please don’t worry, it’s been nice talking to you ^_^ I appreciate you not spreading my number around though. I got lucky with you, don’t want to risk a creepy stalker finding me 0.o
Lmao I promise xD how do you know for sure I’m not a creepy stalker though
0.o I’ll set the bees against you
I’ll start running now
Haha
So out of curiosity how long have you been watching my videos for?
Oh um a couple of years now
Really? That’s awesome!
Yeah. You actually replied to one of my comments once ^_^ made my day
Aw haha that’s great, which video?
The toxic one
Oh my god >.<
Haha it’s a good video :P
I should remove it from the internet immediately
Don’t you dare! Your fans would be sad
X_x well this isn’t very fair if you know about me but I don’t know you at all
Well you know my name’s Dan
And you’re from Reading. Tell me more? ^_^
unless you don’t want to, that’s fine, I’m just curious
Haha no it’s alright. Um. I’m Dan. I just finished my A levels and now I’m taking a gap year
Oh cool ^_^ going to uni after that?
Probably. Thinking of law
Wow, that’s impressive
Haha we’ll see ^_^
Just checking but how old are you? I don’t want to be a creep 0.o
Lmao dw I’m 18 everything is legal
Phew XD Anything else I should know?
Well I’m currently undefeated at mario kart
What seriously? You’ve never lost?
Nope and I don’t plan to start :P
I’d beat you
I really wish we could test that theory
Haha that would be fun :P we could always test it over Skype sometime?
That’s probably really weird sorry
I promise I’m not a creeper
It’s ok, and yeah, I’d love to Skype sometime
Yeah? Yay! :D
Lmao you’re probably going to want to run a mile when you see me though
I doubt that very much unless you have like five eyes or something
Five eyes? Wtf XD
Idk you could be a giant spider
[insert pic] See? Not a giant spider :P
Oh wow yeah not a giant spider. I spy a cute guy :P
Shut up >.<
Nice hair
Lol I swear I had it like this before I started watching you
[insert pic] And here I thought I’d started a trend
Crap you actually are Phil >.< yeah your hair is cool enough to be a trendsetter tbh
Haha thanks XD and yeah I am Phil. Is that a problem?
Are you kidding me? Nope except I turn even more awkward than normal around people I admire
Aw well awkward people are the best. And at least there aren’t videos of you half-naked on the internet
You make a good point
Hey so I’m uploading a new video tonight but I can’t decide if it’s actually any good. Check it out for me?
Omfg are you seriously saying I get a sneak preview on an AmazingPhil video
Yes please ^_^ I might have overweirded. Need a second opinion
Omfg
just like
give me a moment
wtf
fucking hell
wow ok
I’m calm now
yes I would love to check your video for you
Haha thanks. It’s up as unlisted, [insert link] please be honest with me if it’s terrible
Wow man that’s awesome! I love how interactive it is!
Omfg seriously how are you this creative like you shouldn’t be allowed
Haha really? Wow thanks, I’m not sure about the shot angle though and the lighting is kinda terrible
Yeah ngl the lighting is bad but you can’t control the sun
You never know! I could be a weatherman. But you seriously think I should upload it?
[insert pic with thumbs up] totally I love it
Aw I forgot how hot you are. It’s going up tonight then
CUTE I MEANT CUTE
Gah I’m sorry
Haha it’s fine, getting called hot is never bad in my book ;)
Would you believe it was autocorrect?
Haha if you want :P sounds pretty unlikely though
I’m hiding in a pillow and never coming out
No! Then your subscribers will hate me for taking you away
[insert pic in a pillow] do you like my new home
XD don’t hide from me seriously like you have a video to upload
[insert pic] ok true it’s on 68%
Damn YouTube upload times
Tell me about it. Have you ever uploaded a video then?
Lmao there’s one of me being a boss at DDR
Yeah? Can I check it out?
>.< Um sure, I’m a lame nerd though
Dan, have you even met me?
Haha ok true :P [insert link] just don’t say I didn’t warn you
No one’s feet should be allowed to move that fast. You’re so good, I fall over whenever I try and play
Haha I could teach you
Please be my DDR master Dan-sensei
Depends what you give me :P
I’ve got Pokemon cards
I’m sold
[insert pikachu with a lion pic] this was too cute not to show you
Awwww! Rawr ^_^ where is that?
Shop called forbidden planet. I’m in London on work experience and went there on my break
0.o London? You’re braver than me, capital cities scare me
Aw poor Phil haha
[insert pic] do I look ready for work?
Very serious
Srs bsns
[insert scared face pic] I’ll take YouTube any day
Haha. Me too tbh. Law offices are big and dull
Why do you want to do it then?
Idk. Job security? Having a point in life?
Fair enough :P
You did English didn’t you? Sorry I swear I’m not a stalker
Haha it’s fine ^_^ and yeah, English language and linguistics. Then a masters in post-production
Wow that’s so cool. So you’re in your 20s?
22 ^_^ My masters is the only reason I know how to edit videos :P
I wish I could
Well I can always teach you
Seriously?!
Yeah of course, I reckon you’d be great at making videos
Really? Lmao I’m so awkward tho
That can work in your favour, trust me :P
Haha well if you say so, YouTube senpai
Listen well Dan-kun and you too will learn the ways of the YouTube
Haha you’re so strange
You’re just jealous
[insert pic] so much
Stop taking pics at work
But it’s so boring. At least send me one back, save me from the dullness
[insert pic] on my way to a meetup so might be a bit slow
Oh cool meetup like YouTube meetup?
I guess that must be fun
I’d love to go to one but too scared and awkward lol
Save me work is literally killing me
I can’t actually keep working here
ugh why did I ever think law was a good idea I’m going to die at uni
Whoops sorry I seem to have spammed your phone
Hey Dan, sorry! I forgot to bring my charger to the meetup so my phone has only just come back to me. I mourned it’s passing *plays lion king music*
Oh that’s ok
I really am sorry that I couldn’t distract you from your work
Lmao no worries
Don’t know if it’ll make it any better but I am working on a new video and lion says he thinks law is a very admirable career option
Tell lion thanks and I’d be even more grateful if he did my degree for me
He says sign him up where are you going to uni anyway?
Well I’m not there yet. I have to start applying soon
Looked around any?
Errrr I’ll get on that
Isn’t the deadline soon?
Yeah but I’m an epic procrastinator
Lion is very disappointed
Lion can suck my dick
Dan!
Lmao I was kidding
XD
besides you’re 18 you have loads of time to sort stuff out
Yeah but I have literally no idea what I’m doing
No one does. That’s why you go to uni - to figure it out
You seemed to have it all together
Haha thanks, but honestly, I was just making stupid videos in my bedroom
does that sound wrong?
Lmao a little yeah
Oops
Dw lol if you’re a sexual predator you’re a bit far away to do any real damage
True
:( I’d rather you were nearer tbh
Even if I’m a sexual predator?
Lol I don’t really think you are though
Well I’m not
And me too, Dan
[insert pic] last day at the office today I literally couldn’t be happier
Lol I can see from your face
[insert pic] is it that obvious
Rawr
I’ll send lioness to aid you
Lioness not lion?
She’s much fiercer
Lmao probs true either way I’ll take help
At least soon you’ll be free
Yeah I literally can’t wait
Gonna do something to celebrate? ^_^
Lol all my friends are at uni
[insert pic] well Lion and I are proud of you
Aw thanks ^_^ I still forget you’re AmazingPhil sometimes
I’m deeply offended
no but really I’m just Phil and you’re really cool
sorry
Na it’s fine I just had to work
Oops XD
I’m hiding out in the toilets now so we’re fine lmao
and I have no issues with you being Phil
I mean it could be worse at least you aren’t a creepy stalker
I hope not. Also uploading another video tonight, I think you’ll like it
!!! Best celebration ever
^_^
So I may have been stalking you on Twitter and it seems your birthday is soon?
0.o stalker. And yeah it is ^_^
wait you follow me? What’s your Twitter handle?
Um. Yes I follow you. And this is going to sound very awkward and stuff but I kind of want to send you a birthday present
Omg Dan you don’t have to do that
Well I’d kinda like to so :P should I use your PO box?
Nah that takes ages to check, I’ll give you my actual address
I promise not to hunt you down
Tbh if it’s you I wouldn’t even mind
Omg
[insert pic with address] there you go
Lol is that a bank statement?
Yeah I’m so profesh
Phil! I could literally rob you
Well I trust that you won’t :P
Lmao you’d better
What’s your Twitter handle btw? You never said
Uh its danisnotonfire.
But please don’t judge me oh god I’m such a nerd
Dan honestly you’re the coolest person I know
sorry was that a bit much?
No! I’m just struggling to respond to the best youtuber out there calling me cool
Not just cool, the coolest :P wow you’ve commented on my tweets quite a bit
>.<
Sorry I never noticed you properly
You accidentally texted me I think that wins
Haha true
Happy birthday!
Thanks! ^_^ I have family stuff but I’ll talk to you as soon as I’m done
Sure sure have a great day!
— DAN OMG
YOUR PRESENTS
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE YOU ACTUALLY SHOULDN’T
[insert excited pic cuddling the presents] you’re amazing
you’re so amazing
I can’t believe you
honestly you’re too amazing
how did I ever meet someone this nice and funny and cool and kind and cute and sweet
honestly
and I know you must be sleeping it’s like 2am but I have to tell you
OMG you’re too adorable
who let you be like this and you’re too far away :(
I wish you could be here so I could give you a thank-you hug
Wow I’m glad you liked them :P I’ll take a thank-you hug
What are you doing still up?
Can’t sleep how was the party?
GR8 M8! My parents embarrassed me in front of everyone
Oh no what did they do?
Got the baby photos out >.<
Lmao I’d love to see that
I was ginger
OMG for real?!
Yes >.< *hides forever*
That’s adorable
You’re adorable
Your mum’s adorable
Actually shut up
:P aren’t you too old for immature arguments now
Go to sleep
Lmao I’m glad it was good though
Thanks yeah it was rly good
Looking through the photos now
Any good ones?
Mostly drunk XD [insert pic]
Who’s that guy?
My cousin
Lmao ok I was about to say hands off
XD he was really drunk
You look a bit worse for the wear too
I may be slightly intoxicated
Haha tut tut Lester
Shut up Dan :P what is your surname?
Howell
Howell? Like a wolf?
Lmao if you like
Awooooooo
You’re so strange XD
AwoloooooOooooOOOOO
it suits you though
you’re very brown
XD aren’t wolves grey?
Well yeah
but like
you have their wildness
Lmao I’m taking that as a compliment
You should
you’re hot as hell
but so young and sticky out
like a baby deer
A wolf and a baby deer?
And eyes like an owl
You and your animal metaphors
None of those are quite right though
Like your eyes are too pretty they’re more like the night sky
but coloured with earth
You’re drunk
I mean it though
…I know
I wish I had eyes like yours
No! Yours are perfect
They’re big and weird
They’re deep and beautiful and I could swim in them all day
and I’m not drunk
I should be sleeping
You’re sleep-drunk :P which is actually a thing you know
Right I’m going to sleep
Noooooooo
We’ll talk about this when we’re both more sane
But I don’t want you to go
it’s quiet and sad when you aren’t around
and I’m cold here now
and it’s my birthday
Dan?
Dan?
Happy birthday you idiot. Now go to sleep
night Dan <333
I’m so sorry about last night I had too much to drink
Haha it’s ok it was your birthday
Yeah but still
I’m so sorry if I made you uncomfortable
You didn’t. There’s nothing to worry about
Do we need to talk about this?
Um. Do you want to?
Kind of
But kind of not
I don’t want to make you feel awkward
I’m always awkward
Dan, for real. You know what I mean.
Yeah I think I do
Do we need to talk about it?
I think we’re both aware it’s there. Let’s just see where it goes?
Yeah ok sounds good. And no awkwardness?
None at all, I promise <3
Good <3
Hey Dan, are you still up for Skype at some point?
Yeah, sure ^_^ tonight?
Yeah! I’ll just finish up editing
Ooh, what’s it like?
Haha spoilers :P what’s your Skype name?
Danisnotonfire same as Twitter
Original :P
added you
‘AmazingPhil has added you to his contacts’ you’re just as original I see
Shut up and answer the call
So my eyes are even bluer on skype? :P
Haha shuddup
They’re even more blue in person
Are they even blue lmao they’re like 3 different colours
[insert pic] mostly blue
Greeny yellow blue
Very poetic
Shuddup :P
sorry I’ll stop
Please don’t
Lol fishing for compliments?
Well if they’re being offered
You’re impossible
That isn’t a compliment
You’re ridiculously strange?
I’ll take that
Haha of course you would :P
So what are you up to?
Actually answering a few texts for once, you?
Throwing around some video ideas but I’m bored now. Who’re you texting?
Some school friends who are at uni
Nice ^_^
Well. Sort of. It’s weird
Tell me about it?
It’s just they all have these lives that are moving forwards and away from home and leaving me behind
and I just
My ex is dating someone else and I’m in exactly the same place as I was when she broke up with me
And I’m not content but I don’t really want to go anywhere or do anything and I just don’t know what on earth I’m going to do with my life
Were you happy with them before school ended?
Idk. I thought so at the time. But I don’t think I’ve ever really been happy, not yet
It’s ok. You don’t have to know right now. And one day you’ll leave all of them behind too and move on to something better
I think I already am. Having you around is better than them
Sorry
Haha don’t apologise for being so sweet ^_^
Also I’m single now. And bi. Just to avoid confusion
I’m bi too. Probably
Probably?
Not a massive fan of labels if I’m honest
If I feel something for someone then that’s all that matters
Might be demi, might be bi, might be somewhere inbetween.
And I don’t want you to worry about your future, ok? Everything is going to fall into place
<3
And if it doesn’t I’ll be around to distract you with more lame animal comparisons
Haha I actually love you
Me too <3
Get on Skype!
Ok it’s late you’re probably sleeping
it’s just
ugh I don’t know who else to talk to so I’m going to rant at your phone like a completely normal person
but mum yelled at me for not doing my uni application yet
but I just don’t know what to do I mean law yes but how do I decide where?
This is huge
and I don’t want to rush into it
but she thinks I’m going to miss the deadline though there’re months left
and I just
ugh
now she isn’t talking to me
-
Dan I’m sorry I was sleeping. Skype now?
I really don’t mind you spamming my phone, please do, always, I’d rather you had somewhere to talk about this stuff
And you know, Manchester uni is good. I could show you around
I spoke to mum about going to look around the uni.
She asked where I would stay.
I kind of told her I have friends at uni there.
It’s a half truth right?
Awesome ^_^ Um do you think she’d like to know the truth?
Probably.
Idk.
She might freak out and be worried
Because you’re meeting a random man you’ve never met before?
Lmao when you put it like that
Are you honestly ok with this? It’s fine if you’re not
No no I’m so ok. I want to meet you. Like properly
I want that too. So much
So it’s going to happen. I’m buying train tickets
Awesome ^_^ but your mum?
Do you think I should tell her?
I think she’d be happier knowing where you are
Yeah. Yeah I know. I’ll talk to her
Give her my phone number too. And my address
Lmao you after more stalkers?
Dan I’m serious I want you to be safe
You spoon
yeah I’ll tell her everything. She might not be best pleased though
Dw if she locks you up I’ll come rescue you
<3
<3
I told her
!!! And?
She said yes
OMG!!!!! I’m out atm but Skype as soon as I get back?
Yes please :P
[insert happy pic]
[insert happy pic]
Hey Dan you should make a YouTube channel before you visit me
?? Really?
Yeah I mean you always say you want to. And we could do a collab ^_^
For serious?!
Yeah! I mean, if you want to
I’ve been wanting to do a Q and A for a while and it would be fun I think
Omfg
Is that a yes?
Hell yes it’s a yes
Um only problem is
How do I even make a video?
However you want ^_^ you’ve told me loads of good ideas
But they’re so lame lmao
They’re really not. I promise.
Why not start with an introduction? Then you can go on to your actual content
Omg but like do you really think I could?
Honestly! Yes.
Ok
Ok
My mum’s going out in a minute so I’ll have the house to myself. I could film
That’s brilliant! I’m about to head out with mum but film whilst I’m gone and we can Skype later yeah?
Ok wow
omg
ok
Phil this isn’t working I sound so stupid
fucking hell I can’t do this
You can! Act like you’re on Skype to me
Can we Skype?
Still visiting my brother sorry :( tonight we will
Ok. I’ll keep trying
You can do it! Pretend the camera is me. Or any friend. It’ll help
Ok <3
<3
Holy fuck Phil I have views.
And subscribers! So many subscribers!
Told you!!
This is because you tweeted it
No, it’s because you’re really bloody talented
>.< I can’t believe I did that
You did and you’re awesome and I’m so proud of you!
Can’t wait to collab :D
Me neither, if you still want to I mean
Silly, of course I want to. Best thing about this month
<3
<3
Um so a bit of a change of plan
??? Do I need to cancel the train tickets?
No no! Just
Turns out my parents aren’t going to be here the weekend you’re visiting.
Is that a problem?
Lmao no why would it be
are you planning to ravish me or something
>.< I don’t think I’ve ever ravished anything in my life
Well you can start with me ;)
Dan!
Seriously though. Is it ok?
Yeah. Honestly it’s great.
Are you sure?
Are you?
Yeah I mean honestly it’ll be nicer to see you without having to get around them
I just don’t want to weird you out
You won’t
I hope not
Phil honestly I can’t wait
:D me neither
where are you btw? Skype isn’t picking up
Oh yeah, my internet is down, sorry
:O no wifi?!
No wifi. I’m not sure how I’m going to survive
I’ll spam you with texts
Please!
Actually I have something better
[incoming call: AmazingPhil]
I’m at the train station and it’s super early I’m not even sure you’re worth it
Sorry! I’ll make it up to you with hot coffee and hugs ^_^
Ok yeah you are worth it
Aw :D
On the train next to an old man who’s threatening to fall asleep on my shoulder
x_X tell him to keep his hands off
Lmao yeah I’m sure you’d really sort him out
I could be fierce
You’re literally a muffin with an emo fringe
I’ll fill your bag with bees
I’ll tame them into my own personal army
Then you’ll be our evil overlord
Mwahahaha
Can I be on your side when you take over the world?
Your lion powers could come in useful so yeah I guess so
Awesome we can run the world together
Yes :P
ugh the train is running late
:( by how much?
Twenty minutes atm
I’ll still get to the station at ten to
Well it might be running quite late by the time we get that far north
I don’t want to miss you. I’ll be there <3
I can’t wait
Me neither
Stuck in Stoke now. Literally the weirdest station I’ve ever seen
Haha really?
Yeah. And it’s packed. I had no idea this many people travelled this early on a Saturday, I didn’t even know this time exists
It doesn’t and you’re travelling in some other dimension right now
Shut up :P
Just waved my parents off. I’ll head out to the station soon
I’m so nervous
Me too <3
Promise you won’t run a mile?
Promise. I’ll see you soon Dan
See you soon
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bubblejen-o · 5 years
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can I try again? || m.l
summary: it’s summer yayy!! it’s also very hot and you just want to drown in ice cold water, but neighbour!mark comes up with a great idea to distract you from the heat.
warnings: kinda suggestive at the end, a few curse words and this totally went off track from what i had imagined
neighbour and dancer!mark x reader || additional characters: Lucas, Chenle
🌱listened to this and this while writing🌱
“Today’s highest peak is estimated to be at around noon. We advise all citizens to use the least amount of water possible due to...” the TV was running in the background, while you were brushing your hair on the couch.
It was probably the hottest day you had ever experienced and it was not pleasant. At all. You had just washed your hair and were hopelessly brushing them, knowing they’d get fucked up from sweat in a matter of hours.
It’s not like you hated Summer, you hated being all sticky and tired to do anything. You were going to finish all the university assignments piled up on your desk last week. Yeah, that never happened.
You stopped brushing your hair, which now looked weirder than before. You started checking your phone for anything to distract you from the heat. Not even NCT's new post was satisfying enough to catch your attention. At that moment you hear a loud bump followed by a weirdly loud screech.
“Can she stop fucking putting the bags here jeez” you hear coming from the hallway outside your apartment. You went to the door and opened it, curious to see who it was. You find an agonizing Mark sitting on the hallway’s floor with his hands around his left foot, massaging it. He noticed you and quickly stood up, brushing off his shirt.
“Uh, sorry! You must’ve been bothered by the noise haha. I just, I-I bumped into these bags and it hurt, so like yeah anyway... sorry!” Mark mumbled, scratching the back of his neck. You noticed the shopping bags on the floor. The old lady living next to you would always leave them in the hallway full of food and pick them up later for God knows what reason.
“How did you even bump into the-” you started but stopped to think, “nevermind, I think I don’t even want to know”
“Yeah, better not” he laughed and you did too.
Mark was one of your neighbors. He went to a dance or music academy or some sort of artsy thing like that. You had also met two of his friends: Lucas and Chenle, a very weird couple of friends, but still. Mark was cute and you’d hear him practice almost every night. You didn’t know him that well, but you did know he was a very talented and hardworking young man.
You had forgotten you were still in the hallway and the situation was getting awkward.
“Oh well, try not to bump on anything else. Have a great night, see ya” you said, flashing a smile and immediately regretted it given the fact you looked like shit. You had forgotten about your hair and the state of your clothes and just went out like that. Well, this is embarrassing.
“I’ll try, but can’t promise anything” he joked and damn why had you never noticed how cute he looked with his glasses on. Totally irrelevant, but the sight of him was suddenly making you feel some kind of way. He was wearing a red shirt, slightly unbuttoned and his neck was very exposed. Your mind started to wander in areas it shouldn’t have, so you quickly recomposed yourself and was ready to get back inside.
You quickly waved him off and got back in. You immediately checked yourself in the closest mirror and shit were you looking like a dead fish. You sighed, making your way to the couch on another adventure to find a distraction. You could’ve finished all the assignments in the meantime, but again, let’s not. Two hours had gone by since your morning encounter with Mark and you were wondering if he was doing anything more interesting than you. You don’t know what was going on in your head, but you suddenly found yourself texting Mark like that wasn’t the weirdest thing you could’ve done at that moment,
[11:34] You: Yooo hey! I know this might look weird but like are you busy?? I really need something to do please help:(((
You sent it, trying not to feel nervous. Since when had you become this bold, Miss.
Surprisingly, you received a reply very quickly. You stared at your phone’s illuminated screen and was ready emotionally to face rejection, but what you saw was totally different from what you had imagined. [11:37] Mark: heyyy I mean if by busy you mean trying to get some work done but failing then yeah totally busy!!!
[11:37] Mark: how about you come n help me tho?? I kinda need some help... nothing heavy jusy some light help and opinions haha
[11:38] Mark: just*
Better than nothing, right? You rapidly typed a reply and tried to be a bit more presentable. After you’d fixed your hair and changed clothes, you got out of your apartment and headed to Mark’s. You knocked on the door patiently tapping your right foot. Shortly after, Mark opened it and let you in.
“Long time no see” he laughed and you smiled. That was lame, but somehow still cute.
“Yeah, feels like ages” you replied. He motioned you to move from the entrance and go to his couch. His laptop was thrown on it and there was a camera on a little stool facing the couch. He noticed you staring and quickly started moving it.
“Oh this, I was recording myself for a dance assignment” he explained and you nodded. Not like he owed you an explanation anyway. You sat comfortably on the couch and he moved the laptop out of the way.
“So, what work were you talking about?” you asked and he got his laptop again typing something on it. He showed a seemingly dance video on the screen. There were two people: one of them standing in the middle and the other one dancing around them. You were confused, to say the least.
“I have to recreate this and I really need someone to be my partner. You just have to stand in the middle and act as a helper, in a way. It’s really nothing complicated” he explained and you started laughing. He looked at you trying to understand your sudden behavior.
“Me???Dance? I look like a fish out of the water, so I don’t know if this was a wise choice, Mark Lee”
“No no no, you really don’t have to do anything special. It’s just a performance tool. Pretty please, I really don’t want to practice with my lamp again” he pouted.
“Your what now?” you asked imagining him dancing around a lamp.
“Don’t ask any questions” he sighed, “so? please?”
He was practically begging you at this point. Darn it. You threw your hands back in defeat.
“Okay okay, if that makes you happy. Your video will turn out shit because of me, just watch” he laughed at the last remark and suddenly grabbed your hand. He brought you to the center of the room and put his laptop back on the couch facing you.
You spent a couple of hours practicing over and over. Actually, Mark spent hours practicing while you did some weird arm movements and changed position from time to time. It wasn’t the most exciting activity you had ever thought of doing, but it was nice. You felt good and he was making it worth it. The only thing you didn’t like was that you were sweating. You weren’t even moving much, but just the mere physical activity mixed with the heat made you want to collapse and never wake up.
There was a particular move during the dance that made your face unreasonably hot. Mark had to spin around you and put his hands in front of your face. After that, he’d have to bring his hands lower until they were holding your waist and bringing you down on your knees slowly. That was the ending part. It was very cool, but what was not cool was the feeling you had every time he would do that. You had to admit that at some point you did actually think of him doing the exact same thing to his lamp, but that thought was too short.
It was already 7pm and you had no idea time had passed that fast. You had already recorded the final piece he needed to turn in and were now sprawled on the couch.
“Ugh it’s so hot I’m dying” you whined, putting one hand under your shirt and shaking it, attempting to freshen up.
“Yeah the only way you could escape is taking your clothes off,” he said mindlessly. He didn’t realize what he had said until you laughed. He blushed, mentally punching himself.
“I did not-I didn’t mean it like that” he whispered following a nervous laugh. He was flustered and damn did that make you feel good.
“It’s okay I got it. I’m not the first one to take their clothes off usually anyway” you teased and he looked at you, his stare fixed on your face.
“Mhm, what a coincidence! I don’t take my clothes off first either” he commented back. He really didn’t have to.
“You should probably make an exception then” you were now getting closer and he was slowly letting go of his laptop. Were you really about to [redacted]?
“Give me a reason why I should” his tone started getting more teasing and his voice became deeper.
“You might regret it later” you were now basically stuck to each other. Your back suddenly crushed against the couch, Mark’s lips getting closer to yours. You were breathing so heavily someone might’ve thought you were a dog.
“Maybe I need one more reason” his right hand caressing your cheek, he pushed himself over your shorts. You groaned and shut your eyes unintentionally.
“Mark, just please...” your voice could hardly be heard. His lips started touching yours when the door abruptly opened. Mark immediately got off you, head turning around ready to cuss out whoever interrupted.
“Dude the fuck?! Since when? Also, lock your damn door ” Lucas’ voice was one of the last things you wanted right now. Behind Lucas’ tall figure, Chenle’s head peaked.
“What were you two doing?” he asked. Lucas laughed mumbling something like “rip next time let’s knock”.
“Nothing, we were just. We were... what are YOU two doing here??” Mark was having trouble forming a complete sentence and both Lucas and Chenle started laughing hysterically.
“Bro chill, are you that flustered?” Lucas asked and that made you giggle.
“Anyway, move your ass. You’re needed at the studio” Chenle explained quickly, pretending to wipe off a tear on his face. “We’re so sorry mademoiselle!! We will let you finish your business next time”
You shook your head getting up from the couch.
“Well, I’ll see you around,” you told Mark, grabbing your phone you approached the door.
“See ya” you greeted Lucas and Chenle. You closed the door behind you and sighed when you were alone in the hallway. What kind of bad luck is this?
You jumped a bit from a sudden adrenaline rush and emitted a dumb little scream thinking of the events before the two idiots interrupted you. You reached your apartment and went straight to bed. You opened your phone ready to text Mark, but he had already done it.
[7:47pm] Mark: uhm now I kinda regret it not taking off my clothes first, so can I try again?
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forkanna · 7 years
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NOTES: Guess what, everybody? This might be the first time I've ever had the chance to do this: I'm posting this chapter ON LOCATION! Yep, I'm currently in Toronto, Ontario, about to head back out into the city for more exploration. Who knows? Maybe I'll bump into Kim and Knives!
Also, sorry about the cliffhanger/teaser at the end, but I'll get the next one up soon, I promise!
I didn't call or text Knives back the next day. Probably made her feel bad… or maybe not. Can't always tell how she thinks.
Problem was, I needed time to recover. Any college girl can tell you that there's a huge difference between a sloppy, drunken make-out session, and actually kissing a girl you're semi-interested in. Twice. In the same day. God, did I like her… which surprised me a lot more than it should have, given how cavity-inducingly sweet she is. Guess I was just used to hating everybody and everything, so anything that messed with that status quo was going to be regarded with heavy skepticism until I felt like I could trust it.
But she seemed to understand, because I didn't get a bunch of sappy texts or selfies of her making kissy-faces or whatever. She only texted once that night, and once the next day just to say "So I have this cute redhead's number ; )". Which made me roll my eyes, but I'm pretty sure a customer heard me giggle.
He must be destroyed. No one can know.
The day after that, I texted her a single word: "Bored." Less than a minute later, she was racing into the video store, blue paisley scarf around her neck soaked in sweat and a light smoke coming from the soles of her running shoes.
"What took you so long?"
"Sorry!" she panted, hands on her knees. "I… stopped to breathe!"
"Dude. Kidding." Something weird came over me; I got up from my chair and gestured for her to sit and recover from obviously sprinting all the way here. Was I putting someone else's needs before my own? What the hell?
When I came back from getting a glass of water from the back, she looked way more calm and relaxed, though she still accepted the glass gratefully and chugged it. "PWAH!" she gasped when it was empty. "Thanks!"
"Sure."
Setting it down, she turned to smile up at me. "Watch a movie? You pick again."
"We could make out," I suggested in a deadpan voice.
"I'm all sweaty and gross. You probably don't w-"
My lips cut hers off. Seriously, I don't know what I was turning into; maybe it had just been so long since I let anybody in that all that pent-up "relationship energy" was bursting to get out and do something for once. Maybe she was just a great kisser. All roads led to Snogtown, anyway.
When I pulled back, I wrinkled my nose. "Yeah, you are pretty sweaty. But you don't stink or whatever; just have that… you know. The salty smell."
"The wha…?" She was clearly still a little dazed from the kiss.
"That salty skin-smell of someone who just started working out. Not like, old gross sweat, but fresh, clean…" I fell silent. How did she keep getting me to talk more than I normally would? The whole reason I didn't say much was because I didn't want to sound stupid, which I felt like I was a lot more lately. Being stoic was a defense mechanism, I don't need a shrink to tell me that.
Not that Knives cared. Lucky for me, she never cared when I sounded dumb. "Oh," she said with a slight nod. "Yeah, I know what you mean, kinda. Never really thought about it before."
"Right. Anyway… I dunno what to watch. We have a French film that sounded kinda interesting."
"I don't speak French very well," she snorted.
"Mine's pretty rusty, too. But there's subtitles."
"Cool."
So I put it on. And this time, the experience of watching a movie with Knives was totally different. I mean, not that much different from before, because the oddly comfortable silence was still there. Her comments were about the same as they would have been before. There was just… I dunno. Holding hands and kissing, snuggling slightly — once her sweat evaporated a little, of course.
I had a girlfriend. A fucking girlfriend. It was really starting to hit me, and every time it did, I felt my face getting warmer. Apropos of nothing! Just thinking about that being what Knives was to me now was impossible enough that it made me embarrassed without any specific event to trigger that reaction. Even just this, holding her close while we sat through some sappy avant-garde piece that made me roll my eyes with every scene, watching her nibble at a bag of Skittles she found in her purse… not even kissing very often because we were still awkward, shy nerds… yeah. Was off the beaten path for me, something I hadn't felt in forever.
What the hell did she see in me? Still no idea. But she seemed to think I was "nice" and "cool", or whatever.
After the movie, we went around the corner into Honest Ed's for some lazy window-shopping. Ordered some Chinese and went back to my place, talking while we ate. Mario Party for a while. We kept nudging each other and threatening not to kiss the other person if we lost… well, the second one was mostly me, but yeah.
The best way to describe it was that it was what I needed. Basically everything I'd needed but didn't want to admit to needing.
"You're such a cheater."
"I am not!" she cried out as she shut the Nintendo off, pouting a little. But I was beginning to learn the difference between when she was just pouting and legitimately hurt or sad; I always felt this deeply-buried desire to hug her either way, but it was easier to ignore when it was nothing serious. "Like, it's my game, of course I'm gonna be better at it. You're out of practice."
"Oh, stop trying to make me feel better." But I was already smiling a little. Just a little, though. "You really don't mind leaving this here?"
"Nah. It's nice having somewhere to hang that's not in my parents' house. Like, you probably get me."
Nodding, I helped her wrap the cords around the claw-like controllers as we nipped it away for the night. "Yep. Cramp your style no matter how old you are."
"In fact… I could, um, sleep over? Not tonight, and not for, um…" The way her eyes looked away, I didn't even have to guess what she was trying to say. "But just to play a board of 50 turns, and have breakfast together, I guess. Is that dumb?"
"Pretty dumb." But I felt bad instantly, so I added, "That you thought you had to ask. But this place is tiny; it'll probably be super uncomfortable."
Her pout turned into a grin. "Nah. I like your couch. And um, your bathroom's not bad, just sucks you don't have a legit bathtub. Though the shower stall is pretty roomy."
"Why, do you wanna shower together?"
The minute I said it, I could tell it was going to send both of us into fits. And I was right. Of course, my fit was basically just me facepalming and holding my hand there until my blush subsided. Knives kind of let out a strangled squeal, then flopped onto her back and rolled around for a few seconds. When we both recovered, we kind of glanced at each other, then away, then back again.
"Y-yeah. Maybe. I mean, I know you're probably kind of curious about my body…"
"Wow, listen to this self-confidence." Her red cheeks made me want to kiss them. So I did, and she gasped very quietly. "Man, this is weird."
"I'm curious about yours, too, though," she admitted very softly. It was so shy that I couldn't even tease her about it without feeling like some kind of puppy-kicker.
"Well… I think if I tried either one right now, I'd explode, so… we can kinda put a pin in that."
"Sure!" she agreed instantly, and the sheer relief in her voice told me it was the right plan. "I don't want you to explode into coins!"
Snorting, I started pushing up from the floor. "Didn't mean like that; just figuratively explode. But good to know."
Walking her to the door felt even more different now than it did the last time. My date. My girlfriend, Knives Chau, who was walking extra slow so she could spend more time with me. Everything was the same, but everything felt different. Pretty lame. We kissed, and it was longer, sweeter. With her shoes on, we were closer to the same height… I don't know why I noticed that. But she still leaned up to kiss me. Complete with one foot popping up and everything, like in some classic silver screen romance.
Around the time we started getting hotter and heavier, and I kind of naturally started poking at her lips with my tongue, she pulled back with a sudden gasp and a shiver. "Ooh… mm, wow, Kim…"
"Shit."
"S-so I'll see you tomorrow?" She suddenly seemed to be in a hurry. As if hanging around with me would keep her from leaving. Which might have been true, actually; I knew I was starting to feel an inclination toward trapping her in that apartment and never letting her leave.
"Hell yeah, tomorrow."
                                                                ~ o ~
It snuck up on me. Like, for some reason I was thinking "twenty-four hours", and it was more like sixteen or something. Because she had to work, so this time she didn't drop in on me during my shift, but around the time I got off she was right there out front, wearing a cute tank top, skirt that came to her knees, and strappy sandals, bags packed and grin in place. Ready to go.
"Are you moving in or something?" I demanded, having taken one of the bags to help carry them to the bus stop. "What the fuck?"
"I brought my Ninja Ninja Revolution pads! You're in a basement flat, right? No downstairs neighbours… we can stomp around all we want!"
My eyes just deadpan glared. "Ninja Ninja Revolution. I don't really play… I mean, I barely ever…" But her earnest grin made me roll my eyes and grunt, "Fine."
"Plus I got hair dye and nail polish and face masks and all that stuff if you wanna get super girly." At my scowl deepening, she added, "Or not! We don't have to use any of it!"
"You'd paint my nails some horrible Dayglo green."
"Nuh-uh! Like, forest-green. It would complement your hair. But I could do black or like, an electric blue maybe? Or just a clear-coat with sparkles…"
That topic lasted most of the way home, with her off on a tangent without me having to contribute much other than stubbornly refusing to accept that this inevitable course of events was going to eventually catch up with me. Ah well… it was only one night.
Or was it? This was getting a lot more serious a lot faster than I had anticipated. And if I had known what would happen later that evening, I'd probably have thrown both hands up in the air and realised that my life was never in my control to begin with.
Luckily for everyone involved, I had no clue.
                                                                 To Be Continued…
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heyligaya · 7 years
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My hallway girl.
REALITY The bell rang. Everyone was leaving their rooms, looking for places to eat during lunch break. As a 2-week young freshman, there are only a handful of people you can count on to be outside the room, waiting to have lunch with you. Re-grouping, we walked down the corridors, into the student halls cluttered with hyped seniors gladly shouting from excitement as they finally see their brothers after a long summer break. I remember our group stopped at the corridor, trying to solve that decade-long riddle of where the best place to eat was. As the others share their favorite dining places, I pulled away from the group for a second to check my phone for any text message that I know I won’t receive. Sighed for a second, and tried to grasp Reality’s hint that this type of environment is what I have to adjust to now. College. Where books and sleepless nights go hand in hand like mac & cheese. Trying to absorb the place, I looked around, and saw a smile. A smile from someone I don’t know. At that point I knew that I have witnessed the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen in my life. If you’ve ever been given water while you were thirsty, then you know how I felt when I saw that smile. Funny thing is, the smile wasn’t even for me. But I’m glad I saw it. I looked deeper from her smile, and into her eyes. That was the point I knew, she was perfect. She wasn’t the tall model type which swept every guy’s feet at first sight. Nor was she the campus crush sort where guys would fall head over heels just to hear her voice. She was simple, but she was a star in my eyes. Then she saw me staring. Yes. My soul detached from my body at that point. I knew she was looking at me. She knew I was looking at her. I swear I could’ve finished a whole season of my favorite series judging on how long we looked at each other. But for Reality, that was just 3 seconds. Reality again hit me, and I looked away. I never saw her again after that point. — I met someone during those days. I lived long enough from my college days to have been graced with the opportunity to meet new people. Coming from one friend to another, I was blessed to have met a girl I barely knew. I was shy at first. But her personality was so welcoming that getting to know each other made it seem like an actual walk in the park. She was ambitious, but not boastful. Friendly, but wasn’t flirty. Smart, but wasn’t nerdy. She had awesome and supportive friends who always had her back, and she cared for them like they were part of her family. Her smiles were like pillows. Soft, gentle, and caring like her attitude. She was clingy, but not the overly suffocating kind. She was dynamic. The epitome of unique. A puree of personalities matched equally by her grace and looks. She wasn’t perfect, and I was glad. I’m still guessing until now why she ever put-up with someone as complicated as me. I was truly lucky to have been with someone like her. At that time, we were happy together. We were like a perfect fit in most parts of the relationship. She had my back, and I tried to have her hers also. We’d go almost anywhere together, and try almost anything. We had an uncommon blend of relationship where other people can feel comfortable even if we’re together. I learned a lot from her during our very long time together. I learned my sense of family from her. I remember thinking to myself that I want her to be proud of me. That in everything I will do, she will be my motivation. She got me through college, and my most challenging days. Until we both graduated and tackled on the real world. Reality again hit me. Being a fresh grad in the real world entails a lot of pressure. A pressure that I’m sure have been felt by kids my age during those days. I felt like I was back on the corridors again when I first step foot in college. Relationships weren’t for fun anymore. Real world factors were becoming an issue unlike before. Adjusting as a couple wasn’t as easy too. Balancing jobs while keeping the spark alive were not as simple as going to a movie date. Food tasted different also when you’re at dinner dates. But she wasn’t fazed by any of it at all. Even when I gave up on myself and on us, she kept fighting, and it wasn’t fair anymore. I tried to improve myself by enrolling in new courses but that just made us drift apart more. I set my goals high just like anyone at my age, to want more in life so I can give back to her. Or at least I thought so. Eventually I gave up. I didn’t have what it took to keep her. I knew if she stayed with me, she’ll be miserable as me in time. I can’t do that to someone as special as her. I left, and it was difficult. Especially to me. It’s very rare to meet someone who can fully accept you for who you are, and to know that you had her and screwed up your chance. So I did what must be done, and regretted it. And now she’s happy. If ever I had a chance to go back in time and change what happened, I wouldn’t. Few years pass, and people ask me how I managed to pick myself up and move on after what happened. It’s simple. I don’t. I won’t allow myself to. Reality texted me, telling me that you can’t always manage what life gives you. Sometimes, some things are just left unsolved or unfinished. Sometimes people can��t get over other things too, and that’s okay! People fuss about how not getting over someone can affect you in the future, but that’s nothing if you keep looking and appreciating what matters to you at the present. Besides, she doesn’t deserve being shut a door. You don’t do that to people who’ve made a change in your life Now we’re in good terms, and she owes me a burger and a beer. See how simple life can be if you don’t think too much about the pressure of other things? I learned that the hard way. — I was scrolling down my news feed, trying to pay attention to every post my friends complain about. Looking at my room’s dark blue ceiling, I wished for something to come that can change the mood of my night. Everyday for the past year, I’ve been living on a cycle of waking up, going to work, scouring the web, eating, actually doing work, and going home. I knew at that moment that this wasn’t healthy for me. My life is stagnating and its killing me inside. I tried opening another app and scrolled down on my news feed. I remembered thinking, "Some guy died again, in the most horrible accident possible, and the camera man taking the video didn’t even help.” News about society wasn’t at all helpful that night. But technology met with society had some good news. I saw her again on the right corner of my phone. With the very tempting option to “Add as a friend”. Just that moment was enough to turn night in to day. I didn’t think I had to compose myself just for clicking a button to add another person as a friend in your account. But I took my time, and I did. I heard my phone ring from a notif. “You are now friends with…” My heart dropped like a rock, cracked, turned in to sand, then was washed away by the sea. Ironically, her DP also shows her at the sea. I composed myself again, and decided that I had to send her a message. But wasn’t sure about how to spark a conversation. So I went with the most random thing any guy can think of. “Hi. Nag wowork ka sa (…)? Pwede mag tanong?” Yeah. Lame as it was, but it worked. Time came when we were no longer strangers, but weren’t close friends as well. I remember trying to ask her out. My thinking was “Hey you’ve got nothing to lose! If she doesn’t say no, its fine. You’re not well acquainted anyway.”. So I did ask her out. Expecting that sweet “No.” I always get. “Sure! When?” BULGAR FRONT PAGE: “Lalaki, Patay ng matagpuang nasa bituka ang utak.” I was shocked. I even asked her if she was serious. And as Reality was creeping at me again. My mindset that time was “Hey you’re just meeting another person. Just think of it like another client. You can do it. If things don’t go well, it’ll be a funny story.” I was expecting to have a crash & burn moment like I used to with other people. I didn’t. We had an amazing time. I met her and she was as glowing as the first time I saw her in the corridor. I was lucky to have seen her smile again after a long time. The dinner we ate had an outlasting taste than before. Every bite was more tasty as the last. Even though it was just a salad. I got to know her more, and I felt lucky to have driven her home that night. After she left the car and got inside their house, I did what something I haven’t done in a long time. I prayed. I thanked God to have let me met someone like her. To have spent time with her even if it’s just for a couple of hours. She was everything I ever wanted to meet, and I barely even got to know her. Until now I still can’t believe I went out with someone like her. We haven’t talked to each other yet because I know she’s busy. And she hasn’t replied from my messages also. Makes me think I made a wrong move on something, and I’m still trying to figure out what. Maybe she’s not just that interested in me. But that’s okay. I consider myself lucky enough to have even met someone I barely knew, and someone as fascinating as her. Her posts simply are enough to make me lose sleep. I find it funny, how life works. At one point, you are trying to set goals for yourself, setting yourself up for success. Then later, you meet someone who easily makes a change in your life. Then walks out as easily as they came in. Reality again hit me.
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captainofthecity · 10 years
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if i didn't get interrupted or distracted every few minutes, i could actually finish a video in less than a week....
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