#so i can't just whip one up

[thekingsparty]

crowley + being the odd one demon out

we all know that crowley is one of the only demons to actually remember his past as a human before his soul war tortured & twisted into its darkest form. he remembers pretty much every detail - especially the abuse he suffered & the losses he faced, but also the pain he caused others. it’s that weird, little thing he’s never talked about to anybody.

for the longest time, crowley hid it from the others; mostly out of fear because he did not want to go back on the rack for another century or two until he was shiny & properly functional, but even after he’d made a name for himself he .. didn’t really parade it around. he’d always been different, had always been the black sheep, so just this once crowley wanted to be an ordinary demon, not a broken boy toy.

then again, crowley never really wanted to be ordinary. since his rebirth as a demon, crowley wanted more - always. he’d always secretly been a curious boy, but that thirst for more was never quite sated in his human life. now, with the power to be anything he ever wanted, crowley found that thirst within him again & quite soon, he found himself different yet again. the other demons only wanted one thing: to get out of hell. meanwhile crowley wanted more than ever before; ambitious & ruthless in his pursuit of happiness. 

he worked harder, faster, more thoroughly than the others. he didn’t go terrorizing earth for entertainment purposes - no, he did it to form connections, to bring back souls, to close contracts. once again, crowley found himself the outsider, only this time he didn’t care. 

#ι waѕ worтн ғιve pιgѕ aт leaѕт ( нeadcanon \ мυѕe ) #i think i have to go look at my tracker tomorrow #this headcanon marks the end tbh #of headcanons i mean #i have gadreel left to do but muse for him is super rusty despite my love for him #so i can't just whip one up #i'll need research he he he #anyway #i love my complicated demon baby #he's just.. never the norm #not as a human not as a demon not as a king nor as a friend #or a lover #i love him

[quirkle2]

first amv be nicies to me about it or else

#qktalks #new hobby found ! achievement get #there was a lyric at the very start of this song (that i cut out bc it was slow and i wanted it to be a bit crazier) #that says ''i can't seem to stay me'' which was sorta the origin of why i picked this one #so there ya go #the first half is a lil rough ngl.i recognize this and if u make fun of me ill cry right on ur person #i thought i hated editing but it turns out once u have a halfway decent editing program the process Doesn't make u wanna cry #i have another song in mind but im not sure there's rly enough footage of what i want for it ... hrrmm #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mp100 mob #mp100 shigeo #flashing #<- dunno if it's necessary but just to be sure #i do kinda like that amvs take way less time than most of my other hobbies #like art takes forever building anything in any game takes centuries writing can take a long time depending on the length #but u can kinda just whip up an amv in one sitting if u know what ur doing #i Didn't know what i was doing when making This so it took me a couple days but ! now i know the basics of the program so yay

[malzykins]

sooo many hours. sooo much shrimpin. finally, though... j’ai fini <3 I’m so normal about Eclipse 😁

couple bonus vers under the cut

without all the fire n filters

without the bg :)

#fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf eclipse #is that everything. #personal #my art #BITE BITE BARK BITE KILL KILL MAIM #if I wake up tomorrow and see ONE mistake i am going to REDACT MYSEL #had to actually whip out blender for this one. I think I will be doing that more often #the perspective grids make me die I can't explain it #so fuck it! just model the whole ass background!

[iturbide]

Oh man are we talking Grima things? Especially age things? Boy do I have Words for some characters. Forneus has clearly never handled a literal infant, because they have some pretty violent thoughts (I'm much older than a baby sibling) just because they just. Have no concept of violence! They tug on earrings just because shiny dangly thing is there among other things!

And Alm and Celica attacking him when he'd have to be a child broke my heart. I LOVE Grima's story as a tragedy and how it contrasts to Robin BECAUSE of these things and it's why the "Grima as just a mindless force of nature" readings make me a little uncomfortable given we have so much evidence he ISN'T. Large enough to maybe INFLUENCE the forces of nature by Just Existing, maybe, but I feel that adds to the delicious tragedy of Grima.

We are in fact talking about Grima things!! And let me tell you, that bit about sensing "dark and violent thoughts" from an entity that was, at best, a few months old? That's what had me convinced that Forneus was projecting. Because it's a baby. It barely has a consciousness. Grima's entire world at that point in life consisted of eating, sleeping, looking at things their baby brain couldn't possibly comprehend in any reasonable way, and their parent -- aka Forneus. Babies aren't intentionally violent. They're babies. They're new to the world. They have zero context for anything. So attributing any kind of maliciousness to something that had only just been born is laughable.

The thing that really gets me about Alm and Celica in particular is that...Grima's not violent. When Alm and Celica arrive at the bottom of the labyrinth, Grima is not aggressive. The Creation just floats there, and battle only commences when someone makes direct contact. Grima suffered so much at the hands of humanity -- first their father figure trying to kill them, then the sudden attack by Alm and Celica's group, then a millennium of use and abuse by those who claimed to worship them (if you take M!Grima's Level 40 dialogue from Heroes into account) before Naga and the First Exalt killed them...and then they were raised from the fucking dead at the whims of still more humans who claimed to worship them.

Grima's story really is a deeply tragic one. It's part of what compels me so much about their story, and the various ways it ties into Robin's: Grima was never able to make meaningful connections with others, being reviled as a monster or worshiped as a Divine in equal, alienating measure; but Robin led the life that Grima likely dreamed of but could never achieve.

#answered #anonymous #fire emblem: awakening #fire emblem: echoes #grima #i'll be real i did not know there were interpretations of grima #that equate them with a mindless force of nature #that doesn't seem to track with what we know #arguably a force of nature just from sheer size? #absolutely yes #mindless? #absolutely /not/ #i do still find it interesting that awakening's endgame map #aka the one on grima's back #is out over the ocean #where the storms their presence seems to whip up #won't affect the land or the people #grima wanted so much to connect with people #and i can't help but think part of them still does

[coconut530]

Best Scene in the comic, hands down ❤️💙

#Sunset Phoenix #Sunset Phoenix Webtoon #Webtoon #like… oh my god #They’re so gay #She’s just been waiting up for her…Valentineeeeeee #“One... Little... Push” MMMMMMMMMMM VALENTINEEEEEE #SHE NEEDS HER AAAAAAAAAAAAA OF COURSE SHE DOES #Yeah Val that constant nonchalantness could have some drawbacks......... #HER FACE WHEN SHE SEES HER CRYING OMGGGGGGG #“Stop” ohhhhhhhhhhhh my god they're so cute together I can't #She wants to be the one to kill her awwwww (is that even cute I can't decide ahhahaaa) #Anyway like omg this episode was so good #I even dubbed it I don't usually do it for this webtoon #but this was too good to pass up #thanks neverdraws I love this #And yes whipped cream needs to make up 99% of any pancake or waffle

[moonlight-at-dawn]

Good thing about writing hand-to-hand fight scenes: I am intimately familiar with how it works and don't have to bullshit something together or do any research

Bad thing about writing hand-to-hand fight scenes: I have to assume readers do NOT know anything about it, and describe the movements rather than name them. Because nothing ruins a reading experience like not having any fucking clue what is happening.

#misha rambles #one of these lines is awkward and i need to find a better way to describe it bc it doesn't feel right #i think i fixed it up but woof that was rough #it's always been a peeve of mine when fanfic writers just name moves instead of describing them #the amount of knowledge that assumes a reader has is ridiculous #like... if you had never had a roundhouse kick explained/shown alongside its name #you'd probably confused it with the 'crescent kick' because of the 'round' in its name you'd infer an arc #but it's a snapping kick that starts like a front kick but whips in from the side and uses the top of the foot for the strike #and that's one of the most basic and commonly used in writing #AND that's just when a writer uses ENGLISH for it #don't even get me STARTED on when i read about a mawashigeri instead of a crescent kick #...it's been so long since i was in karate that i can't even remember the jp word for a roundhouse jfc #enpizuki just say they slammed their elbow into the guy cmooonnn

[theconfusedartist]

Des and Alex would be soooo domestic. Alex comes back after beating the shit outta infected and Balckwatch troops and just. Collapses on Dana's couch.

They argue over who's allowed to use the controller first and end up watching horror movies for about half an hour before the power and signal cuts out bc all over the island bc they're making sure nothing gets in or out.

They banter over how the movie should or will end, when Des knocks on the door and Alex is all over him when he opens it up, like a massive koala bear. Des is so used to Dr. Mercer doing this, then trying to pretend like it was Des that jumped him like he was losing his mind that it's actually refreshing how Alex is unabashedly cuddling him.

They go over to the apartment that Des took over since most people left the vicinity of Penn Station days after Balckwatch was shooting people in broad daylight and Alex asks "wanna see something I just learned? It's cool as hell". Ofc Des agrees and it's just a montage of them play fighting as Alex shows off ALL of his abilities bc he knows Des won't be scared off or scream, with crashing and ungodly noises of destruction.

Dana peeks in hours later when things are finally silent and sees the two of them snuggled up on a completely destroyed couch (that was destroyed last time they did this, is the damn thing respawning?) and assumes they just got done doing some of the most disturbing sex stuff ever. She doesn't wanna know, doesn't ask, but can't get away without them seeing her and saying hello. It feels like the worst experience every time this happens to her bc she assumes that they're having ungodly weird virus on human sex, and they do, just never the time she peeks into the apartment. They're just playing.

#alex turns his arm into a whip “so i learned streetsweeper today. tell me what ya think” #proceeds to use it in this tiny fully decorated apartment destroying everything #des smiles “sure lemme use my whip too! <3” #proceeds to whip back #yes Desmond got his whip and training from Aveline. yes Aveline trained him AND Altaïr how to use a whip #Altaïr is amazing at it he chooses not to use it mostly. Desmond loves using it #Des at any time is carrying on his person at least one gun the tomohawk (Connor gave him that one but he did also make him build one of his #own) a machete (thank you Aveline!) and one of the daggers Altaïr made for him #he just looks cute and innocent #that man is armed to the teeth bc people are hunting him #and he refuses to be caught slippin #Alex just enjoys being able to use any of his powers against Des with the knowledge that Des is not only fast but smart enough to not gethit #yes Des is currently pregnant in that permutation. doesn’t stop him from fighting or singing to the twins when hes got downtime #Altaïr wakes up in Desmond's body sometimes (bc hes watching over Elijah in Brooklyn) and is being aggressively cuddled by Alex. #hes like i can't believe im waking up in this position AGAIN #alex is like “oh hey Altaïr whats up?” #Des and Alex are domestic with each other but Dana thinks weird freaky sex is happening when it really isn't #Altaïr knows whats going on 99% of the time but sometimes he doesn't because he wakes up in Desmond's body and is surprised af #is this rambly? yes. #Alex and Des are very domestic people just don't get what the fuck they're doing 100% of the time and assumes its nasty sex #but in reality sex is going on a lot less that people think and more than they would like to know about #also the couch came back bc Alex biomassed it together #most of the things in Desmond's apartment is just biomass at this point and thats how Alex likes it

[theskyexists]

remember rewatching the part in strikers a couple years ago in which nanoha goes to save vivio, her adopted daughter, who is a girl of FIVE forced to become a magical super weapon no longer in control of her body and nanoha has to beam her so incredibly powerfully that nanoha becomes permanently disabled to a small degree and nanoha KNEW of that risk (could easily have been worse) and i was literally CRYING even with completely forgotten context because SOMEHOW this is just this series’ specialty where the most emotional moment is when Nanoha pulls it ALL OUT to stop somebody and in doing so saving them andhere it is extra powerful because vivio is calling out for nanoha to save her and nanoha can only do that by hurting her

SHES FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#im gonna rewatch that now #also thepart where nanoha is CRYING because vivio was kidnapped and Fate comforts her on the roof #just - this anime got it - dont do stupid fanservice high school SHIT #get out the whips! the child abuse! the clone experiments!!! the ancient weaponry that takes over your body and mind! #makes people into weapons against their will! #get out the kids fighting desperately!! the self-sacrifice!!! the fucking tragedy!!! the love!!!! #get yourself some cool fucking ai sci fi weapons get yourself actually good fucking action with sky high stakes get yourself characters tha #man #but really - dont watch nanoha lol #i just wish gundam had followed up on its promise........... #my stuff #personal #GOD I JUST REWATCHED THE CLIP WHERE NANOHA FINDS FATE AND VIVIO IN HER BED AND GOES TO GET UP AND VIVIO IS UPSET IN HER SLEEP THAT SHES NOT #THERE SO SHE PICKS HER UP AND PUTS HER NEXT TO FATE AND THEY INSTANTLY CUDDLE AND NANOHA IS LIKE :O :D #shut uppppp #and the one where vivio falls which was removed from youtube -_- but i found it and nanoha is like no you can get up yourself and then fate #in her adorable soft voice and military black shirts is like No you can't nanoha she's too small!!!! and goes to pick her up and hug her an #Nanoha is like Fate-mama you're spoiling her and Fate is like Nanoha-mama is just too strict #MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! #this is WHAT #20 years old????? #ok #im calm let me look at the devastating scene

[sternbilder]

pro tip: if you're like me and you've ever wished you had some whipped cream to go with your snack but didn't want to go out and buy an entire can or make a huge batch for one thing, it's possible to make just a single serving by putting some whipping cream and powdered sugar in a small cup and whipping it up using a milk frother

#I feel like one of those tiktok food hack ppl right now I can't believe that worked #now my blackberries are extra yummy! #the recipes I like typically use around 350g whipped cream and 30g powdered sugar so that's the ratio I used #specifically I used 35/3 which made what I would consider to be a slightly large dollop #ideal to put on a slice of pie or something #basically you just have to make sure you're skimming the surface of the cream to actually get the air in there #and keep going until the consistency looks right #which takes like basically no time at all #it'll probably wear out the battery pretty fast but hey they're replaceable so shrug #also if you don't have a milk frother and you are an enthusiast of hot drinks i would 100% recommend #you can get one for like $10 and it's an easy way to step up your coffee or tea game #cam thoughts

[perhapsifcake]

I love that the canonically explanation for Luffy's red hawk is "it's anime. Let it happen."

I MEAN. FAIR

#REALLY CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT ONE CAN YOU #nah but in all seriousness i rock with it it's always fun as hell when someone pulls out some new batshit move #However #a couple big gripes i've had so far w op popped up in this arc especially where #1) the devil fruit eaters' One Weakness just... doesn't weaken them at all anymore #and like i get it. hard to have actually scary big bads if potentially everyone could be defeated by dunking em in a kiddie pool #but you gotta let the people have SOME caveats here !! AND HE WAS UNDERWATER THE WHOLE TIME! #and 2) #this might just be the raised on sports anime audience member in me talking #but god DAMN i wish we had better training arcs in one piece #the surprise factor of ppl whipping out a new awesome attack is cool sure #but it'd be so much more satisfying if we got to see them BUILD UP to it and struggle before finally pulling it off!! #i didn't mind it quite so much here bc it was technically after the timeskip and yeah everybody wanted to show off what they learned #but like during the cp9 fights?? COME ON LEMME SEE HOW THEY GOT THERE #ok ok i'll pipe down--anon THANK YOU for the ask this made my day #you should come off anon and talk about one piece some more with me... none of my other friends are into it 😔 #asks

[leatherbookmark]

ahhh i see both brothers are in different genres and chay’s is teenage slice of life (so far). that i skipped. sorry boy you’re cute but

#kim... wik... little brother please you're ALSO cute but :''') #and WHAT is that autograph supposed to be #liveshrimping #but also re: kim/chay i can't stop thinking about those tags i found under one post that were like. #imagine your shawol friend suddenly lost interest completely and then taemin showed up at your favourite bar with a steel chair #this sentence is stuck in my brain forever #i don't care for teenage slice of life but i CAN'T WAIT for the taemin to whip out the chair #and it seems the cogs in his head are TURNINGGGG #wonderful. go on lad go on #OH THEY'RE SAYING PLACE! CLEAR! so cool so cool #idk if it's the shading but porsche's sporting a barely noticeable wee moustache situation and it's SO cute #PORSCHE LOOKING LIKE AN OPPA...... #they didn't even Try to make the glass not look fucking dirty... fond sigh #oh the plot is thickening the plot is thickeningggg #aw :( he didn't have time to leave a lil message for kinn :( #not 2 be myself but w/ the way vegas seems very into ruining kinn's day... they're just cousins but. still :)

[sylvarantii]

I think I've done the first Dhaos boss fight (past version) like...8 times now? And I only have myself to blame since I was insistent on playing hard mode.

#sylv's rambles #tales of phantasia #I'm going to do a few more tactical tries #and then if I just can't beat it after that #I'm switching to normal #because I'm never going to finish the game at this rate #and I really don't want to grind to level 50 #because I know it'll take me hours #and I'm just not up to that #I'm just frustrated because #the main goal is #you just need to have cless block him #from attacking the others #so they can deal damage #but so far dhaos keeps #canceling my attacks #and then chaining multiple ones together #that not only whips out cless in no time #but ends up taking out the rest of my party in a few hits #dhaos I love you as a character #but you are driving me insane!

[diniidjarin]

. .

#whole other fucking level of worse when you whip urself up into such state of upset you become mean to your pet #i'm sorry i stomped off when you wanted a treat babygirl that was unwarranted #but i was already feeling like shit and now i'm taking it out on the little guy depending on me for everything. #at least i no longer want to throw things! just throw myself into a lake. or the great pacific garbage patch perhaps. #but then who will open his can of wet food in the morning. i wish i could just sleep. #prywatka #update i slept so long SHE got harassed by the cat. and the whole world had to hear about it #why does SHE get to bitch about doing one thing one time thats my everyday. brother I can't endure this. #one thing breaks you and suddenly you can't shoulder any of the thousand things already piled high I NEED OUT I NEED OUT I NEED OUT I NEED O

[ranvwoop]

i am going to be so vulnerable in public for just a second. literally just for lack of therapy and for the love of psuedoanonymity except. it isn't really

#vwoop.noises #It sucks so bad being so volatile #Like I present myself very chill and unbothered but this is. Ahem. A Constructed Persona #Which is like. That's the point + the point of self improvement + I have some feelings on masking #Bc like. Idk. Some of the mental illness masking is just Uhhh trying to be a better person. That's not so bad #It's work and taxing but everything is. If I can't get storebought emotional regulation whatever I've whipped up here is generally passable #But man. It sucks so so so bad #I don't know when I'm allowed to feel bad #Well. I'm pretty okay at Feeling whatever but when I'm allowed to like... Make it other peoples proboems #One would say. I feel what I am feeling A Bit Too Much. All of the time #Just sucks! There's been some headway to at least get to the point where it is Just a me problem #And nobody else has gotta. Yknow. Be subject. but like. eeeeeugh #i am often in some sort of agony. Miseries even. Perhaps even torment and hardships #Eh. It's all just cause y'know. Illness. I don't know. I don't know how to conclude this. The point of the matter wasn't really addressed #I'd like to stop having anger issues this would probably help. It's not even anger issues proper cause it doesn't really. Present like that. #Well. Specifics would be [HORRIBLY STIGMATIZED DISORDER] but I have reservations leading with this because you know. We live in a society

[lxnarphase]

can i get a uhhhhh smut where reader wont stop running from tojis dick and he has to manhandle them into being still :3 !!!

take it...real slow ๋࣭ ⭑⚝

☾₊‧⁺...cw : toji fushiguro x fem!reader, smut, penetrative sex, dirty talk, rough sex, husband!toji, toji being whipped for his wife, toji being super sweet but filthy at the time same, toji calls you 'ma' and 'mama'

☾₊‧⁺...a/n : i love love looove the 'don't run away from it' with toji, i have to fight the urge from including it in every single work of mine ❤︎ but have a little blurbie of toji being a big bully that loves his wife who swears she can take the dick as i try to get back into the flow of writing !!

f. toji knows it's big, he knows it so well. he takes him time to prep you each and every time, his thick fingers rubbing slow circles into your clit to build you pleasure, getting you nice and wet. he loves when you keen his name when he slips them inside. groaning when you gush on his fingers.

"fuck, baby, you're drippin'," he murmurs, mouthing at your neck. "all hot and sticky just for me? tsk...had you like this all day, yeah?" when you nod, he just chuckles, kissing right behind your ear. poor thing, having to work all day with your pretty cunt dripping like this. but he knew it was his fault, having woken you up with his mouth glued to your pussy. the feeling of his tongue running through your folds. but of course, he didn't let you cum, no, toji wanted you to be needy for him until you came home.

"you're doin' so good for me, mama. gonna be a good wifey for me and let me give you what you need?"

leaning over you, toji cages you in with his arms, waiting for you to focus on him. "look at me, doll," he gently commands. his hand cups your cheek, giving soft little slaps that have you giggling as you turn to nip at his fingers. "there she is," he so so sweetly coos at you, but that smirk he gives you is mean. "such a pretty little thing, aren't ya?"

pushing up one of your thighs, toji rubs the swollen head of his thick cock against your slick folds, teasing at your entrance. you look so pretty, so cute, all his...but he knows what's going to happen the second he presses into you, and the thought makes him throb. "jus' relax, mama, 'm gonna make it good for you," he hums, pushing his tip into your cunt.

as he pushes deeper, he leans closer to whisper to you, his breathe hot against your ear. "you gonna run from it again, baby? like you always do? or you gonna be good for me this time?" you swear up and down you don't run away, that you take it because you love it, glaring up at him but that defiant look is wiped off your face the instant he feels that you've completely relaxed, sliding aaaall the way in.

"tojiiiiii, y-you can't just push, mn, in like that...you're so mean!"

"mm...nuh uh," he teases, an almost evil grin on his face as you gaped at his childish response. toji can feel that you need him, he knows you just desperately need to be fucked into the mattress...so of course he's gonna give his pretty wife just what she needs.

his hands hold you in place as he thrusts into you with force, a predatory glint in his eyes as he coos your name. he just started and your eyes are already starting to roll back, crying out his name as thanks for finally, finally fucking you like you needed it. each time he pressed in you could feel his hot tip smushing against your cervix.

"always sayin' 'it's too much, it's too much,' but look at you," he mocks, not allowing you to wiggle up the bed and away from him. no, no, you need this, you need it so bad, the way your pussy is sucking him in, milking his cock. this was the best away to make you take it, to have you trapped under him unable to move away from his fat cock abusing your insides.

"nothin' 's too good for ya, mama, nah, you deserve every. fuckin'. inch."

even thought he's got you trapped like this, you still start to move, trying to angle your hips away from each hard thrust into you. "doll," he growls, grabbing your chin to make you look at him. he was actually starting to get sick of it...why wouldn't you be good and take it for him? did you need him to be mean?

"it's like you want me to fuckin' manhandle you t'' stay still. fuckin' slut needs her husband to treat her like a toy?"

one look into your eyes made toji snap. all he could see was that silent answer of 'yes' in your eyes.

"oh. oh. oh, you do, you do, don't you? yeah? ohhh, baby girl, you poor poor thing, just needed your big bad toji t' use you like a fleshlight," he groans, coming down to support himself on his forearms as he began to pound into your messy cunt, laughing breathlessly when you practically sobbed.

"'m not lettin' you run away, mama," toji grunts, his eyes squeezed shut. "mmph, i'm gonna pump this little pussy full of my cum, gonna mark up those insides. yeah, you want that? huh? ooh, i know ya do, pretty thing."

"h-hu-ooh, babyy," you whine, eyes barely focusing on his face. your hands are gripping his hair and you realize now you really can't move away. his subtle repositioning has your hips a little off the bed. he's so deep, he's stretching you do good, you don't know why you'd wanna run away from it, you really don't, it's just too good, you feel like your going to explode--

"look at you now, mama," he praises. "fuck, can't run from it anymore? c'mon, doll, i'm gonna teach you t' take it. mmh, not lettin' you run anymore, gonna teach this pussy t' take every thing i give t' it, baby girl, 'm done lettin' you get away from me."

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[inmaki]

gojo showing off your back scratches to geto

( cont from this fic! req, visual ) .

contains: sex talk, desc of back scratches, crack, sugu is called daddy once (as a joke.. right..)

everything was relatively peaceful in suguru's apartment. key word: relatively.

a forgettable yet appreciated sunday afternoon, not a cloud in sight despite the weather forecast predicting downpours of rain. either way, the raven-haired man insouciantly rested across his white couch, reaching the conclusion that today would be a day for self-care, relaxing, and perhaps some meditation.

there was only one thing ruining his peace.

all morning, suguru has been forced to try and ignore the stain a certain someone has left on his couch — a pair of unecessarily expensive yet dirty shoes being the culprit.

despite these attempts, every once in a while his gaze can't help but wander over at the mark — as if it'd poof out of existence if he glared hard enough.

"fuckin' asshole.." he mutters. it was a wonder his relationship with his best friend managed to stay so promising despite all their differences, yet suguru wouldn't have it any other way, even after situations like this.

right when he grumpily turns back to the tv — which was playing some crappy, low budget rom-com — his apartment door is yanked open and suguru swears he nearly jumps out of his seat.

great, was this it? was he about to get robbed, perhaps evicted? and then probably die? forced into the afterlife knowing gojo's shoe-shit was still on his new couch? no that can't—

"i fucked her!"

suguru whips his head towards the apartment door, announcement being disregarded as he nearly groans in agony. speak of the devil.

big blue eyes peak out from under circular sunglasses, one hand already raised in preparation for a dap up while his stupid, big, dirty shoe pushes the door closed behind him. gojo wears a black compression shirt with grey sweats, marching over to his friend with a ginormous grin across his cheeks.

"take your shoes off, now," suguru snaps, nodding to his friend's feet with a frown.

"yeesh... whatever y'say, daddy," the bastard never loses his smile as his hands raise in surrender, kicking them off by the door smoothly. "what's got your panties in a twist?"

geto pinches his nose bridge. "don't call me that," as he continues the scolding, he points to the living room with his free hand. "you got a mystery stain on my couch, satoru. do you know how many youtube videos i watched trying to get this shit off?"

unphased, gojo takes a look at the strangely colored blob against the armrest's leather material and shrugs. "my bad. did you try febreeze?"

"what— no? dude, febreeze is for.." when suguru looks back up to sourly meet his gaze, he could immediately tell the white-haired man was already drifting back into la-la-land, words going in one ear and out the other. "..nevermind. why're you here?"

at the reminder, satoru seemingly brightens, head shooting back up as if he was just told he'd won the lottery.

"oh god, don't make that stupid face—" he pauses. "the fuck are you doing?" suguru might as well say goodbye to his self-care day, because now gojo was stripping in the middle of his living room, shirt thrown haphazardly onto the still-very-much-stained couch.

"just look!" suguru squints as his friend swivels around to face the wall, pushing his bangs away to get a better view of the— oh shit.

it takes the raven-haired man a second to process what he's seeing before shuffling forward, closely examining the achingly red, bulging scratch marks displayed sexily across the latter's back and shoulders. "no way.."

suguru knows the strongest sorcerer well enough to notice how he purposely didn't use reversed cursed technique on these scratches, just so it'd be obvious to anyone that caught a glimpse of what exactly occured. to his further dismay, he can already picture a smug and sweaty gojo walking around their local gym like this, proud simper on his pretty lips as he easily raises a pair of weights in his veiny hands.

a hiss escapes geto's mouth as he runs his finger down a particularly agitated one, knowing exactly how painful they could be after experiencing many hook-ups of his own. even so, satoru only licks his lips, neck craning to the side so he can pride himself in his friend's gobsmacked expression.

"damn, these are deep. you actually hit it?" suguru confirms, raising a celebratory hand.

turning back around, satoru daps him up, a massive smirk now on both their faces. "hell yeah, it was amazing."

it was impossible to predict what gojo would do next after barging through his front door — especially considering how many times he's done so — but this has to be the last thing suguru ever expected.

not that he was complaining — in fact, all of geto's temper and need for relaxation seemingly flew out the window, the feeling of proudness for his best friend overthrowing anything else.

and even if he hated to admit it, the way gojo was so eager to come over and announce his virginity loss to him was more than a little endearing, and dare he say cute.

"that's great, man. congrats." suguru leads him into the kitchen — still shamelessly shirtless — to grab them both a can of beer in celebration. while the white-haired man usually didn't get involved with any form of alcohol, this occasion was most definitely exception-worthy. "you made y/n cum too, right?"

an offended glare is shot his way. "duh, two times."

"huh. surprised you could last."

as suguru pours their drinks into two fragile cups, gojo exhales, not bothered in the slightest by his jab. "dude, same.." he admits dreamily. "she was so fuckin' tight and warm.. and oh— fuck, her moans? heavenly.. 'can't believe i didn't bust after the first minute.."

geto gulps, trying his best to ignore the mental image his brain was producing from his dirty words. you can't blame him — both of you were smoking hot, and he was a simple man.

even now, he could already imagine what you both looked like; panting and moaning, skin-slapping so loud that it echoed through the whole room, how blissed out you'd look as gojo's cock split you in t—

satoru's playful sigh cuts through the tensing air. "who knows sugs, maybe you'll have another kind of stain to worry about next time we're over~"

he's never snapped out of a daydream so quickly. "don't even joke about that."

over the next hour, the two men sat manspread on the stained couch, taking leisure sips while recalling satoru's final moments as a virgin — suguru giving out his secret tips and tricks along the way.

maybe sometime, suguru could offer some.. hands-on learning instead.

mlist! <- sugu.. how could u think abt ur bestie and his gf like that... tsk tsk tsk (if u enjoyed reblogs/comments r appreciated heheh)

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