#so very salty

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

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#tag game #except I'm too lazy to tag anyone #my bts obsession is showing #just feeling very salty that i couldn't get tickets to see suga #so very salty #im not over it #norry and charm know the lengths i went to to get them #and i still failed #woe is me #look at my dad's puppy

[grimiey]

My friends play smash and I’m bad so I hate it

Garbage game

#no it’s not #it’s fun #I’m just used to brawhalla #so stupid #I’m salty #so very salty

[skitskatdacat63]

"it was good fun! Surprisingly competitive I would say!"

#LITERALLY THE CUTEST MAN TO EVER EXIST #ive said this before but #seriously if you ever feel bad abt his results #just go watch his interview bcs wow nowadays seemingly he is never upset on main #as suzuki said to me: what drugs does aston have him on #bcs seriosuly #bro dnfed and is fine?? super smiley even????? #i think its just a matter of extremely low expectations tbh so he cant really be affected anymore atp #and he was happy about being up in the front so long! #bcs they didnt think he could sustain it that long both cause the pace and the tires #lmao n the other hand carlos seemed very salty imo #i think he said smth along the lines of fernando being too ambitious????? bro youre talking abt fernando alonso like?? #and said he ruined both their results ah stfu dude #the guy youre talking abt literally dnfed and is all smiley #fernando alonso #2024 chinese gp #f1 #formula 1 #we do a little bit of f1

[theslimeologist]

can we take a moment and ask what happened here? like what did they do to her??

oh.

#THE FINGERS THE FINGERS #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUH #cuphead #suddenly very salty after looking up the dev history of this show #i haven't watched it btw i had no idea what the animation was actually like #i squinted at it for so long and realized it isn't hand drawn and my heart sunk like a stone #like i had literally assumed it was hand drawn but idk why i thought so #it so clearly isn't #says a lot that three seasons of this show were shat out in ONE YEAR #i think i would defend cuphead the video game tooth and nail to the death #because of it's dedication to hand drawn animation #which i'm unreasonably passionate about #and idk #seeing the dlc for the first time is like... WOW. #looked up ms chalice to get a funny gif and here i am #i saw those shots side by side and screamed z;slkdjf;lasdkj

[uncanny-tranny]

The nice thing about reaching adulthood as a trans person is that there are plenty of instances where, before as a kid, your transness mattered, but now it doesn't necessarily

When I was in high school, I was required to take a P.E. class to graduate, and I was always yelled at for being late and bringing my backpack to class with me because I couldn't change in locker rooms like the other guys. I changed in a faculty restroom and brought my bag with me, my tardiness be damned. It gave me an unhealthy view of fitness because I despised how othered I felt, and I couldn't articulate why I didn't feel safe necessarily. I felt like transness would always be what others saw before they saw me, and I hated that feeling. I don't like being seen as The Trans Person, I just like being seen as me, where being trans is part of me but not the whole.

However, as an adult, I can join a gym and they don't fucking care. I get to retrain how to have a healthy relationship with fitness on my own terms because now, I have the freedom to be left the fuck alone about my transness. I love weightlifting, I love feeling physically fit, and high school was not the place for me as a trans person.

If any young trans person is feeling how I felt about their transness being front-and-center, just, please hold out hope. I know shit's scary, especially for you young people, and I do not blame you for how you feel. Just know that there can be good out there.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #it's been difficult to learn how to like fitness on my own terms but i'm learning #i've been going to the gym just so i can lift again and it feels good #i feel like i've been sleeping on testosterone and muscle gain these past three years. trying not to be salty about it though lmaoo #i think it would be funny to get jacked even though my work does *not* require it #i *do* feel like i lucked out with how accepting my school was don't get me wrong #i feel lucky i wasn't teased or bullied or interrogated by students or faculty. it's just that i had other things on top of that too #i was shocked that despite being in a *very* red town my high school was very chill

[eggplantgifs]

Kazuki Tomono: Halston » 2023 Japanese Nationals

#kazuki tomono #fskateedit #figure skating #japanese nationals 2023 #JN 2023 #program #still overwhelmed by that last group #kazuki threw down and then everyone else followed suit #the tension was insane...one of the best groups i've ever watched #i'm still mildly salty about kazuki getting robbed blind in pcs though #this program is very un-kazuki #but it's grown on me a lot #the chsq is so lovely #i think it says a lot about his quality and range that he's able to pull off quiet introspective programs as well as fun energetic ones #hoping he gets a 4CC assignment #the whole last group deserves to go to worlds though

[silver-horse]

unfortunately I have opinions about the ascendant astarion ending and I have been holding back from saying it. but it's a problem that applies to the whole game and it's been annoying me

what's actually weird about the ascendant "romance" scene is that the writer considers it a tempting option for the player. They wrote it to be bad, but they also think it's a fun and sexy option. Same goes for the haarlep scene which they also wrote that way because they find it sexy. Except finding this sexually appealing entirely hinges on the idea that the player is a submissive. So RIP to a scene that the rest of us could have found sexy because the lead narrative designer was a submissive. lmao

In this game you can have a scene where you have to kneel for a male character. But you can never have a male character do the same for you. (Halsin doesn't count. It's a vanilla scene, he is not submissive there and we are not even asking/telling him to kneel down) You don't get such options, not even if you play a drow female! RIP the number one reason for playing drow female to be honest. lol You can kneel and fully submit to ascendant astarion or fully submit to mizora or fully submit to haarlep or submit to lae'zel or submit to minthara. you can get whipped by abdirak or you can tell him "touch me and lose a hand" he even responds positively to this remark and yet the possibility to flip the dynamic doesn't exist. There is never an option where a male character truly submits to the player. RIP to a scene that would have been the opposite of the traditional dynamic. the potential that existed but they never used the opportunity

By the way, how interesting that Lae'zel is dominant but she is a woman so ofc you get the option to tell her “no you will submit to me”. You never get such switch options with any of the male characters... Obviously it's not ascendant where they could have made that an option. My point is that it's NEVER an option among so many male characters.

It's a cool idea that the bad ending in a romance means "I saw this character as a sex object" except it falls apart when the scene is very sexually unappealing to anyone who is more dominant leaning. If I see a character as a sex object then I would place them in sexual situations which are appealing to me. so the message doesn't quite work. because there isn't anything that I can selfishly choose for myself just because I like it and I find it sexy.

#it's the old traditional setup where male characters are never submissive. either vanilla or they are dominant. and no other options exist. #I just find it a bit funny how they seem oblivious to the fact that these scenes being “sexy”and tempting entirely hinge on the possibility #that the player has the same tastes but a LOT of us don't. and then these scenes aren't even remotely sexy #don't get me wrong it's cool to have these scenes in the game but there could have been something different as well #rather than the same dynamic multiple times. and if you are super not into that then you only have the vanilla options #meanwhile the subs get multiple ''fun'' scenes. I just find this very unequal. if you are not into that well your character #will be placed into situations where characters make these unappealing propositions and sometimes it's fight or submit. that's weird imo #for a game that has storylines about consent. sexually weird scenes would be fine and interesting if it wasn't SO unequal and always the #same dynamic where they mostly give players options where our female characters should submit and NEVER the opposite I will always be salty #bg3 #larian studios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 mine #haarlep #astarion #my post #abdirak #my thoughts #my posts #it's like the whole reason I like to play drow women if I am honest but it's been so utterly pointless #as a drow female on a rare occasion you may be allowed to say a barely rude dialogue to males and that's all lmfao #mildly rude to men is just what I do in real life but it's a viddy game and I should be able to be a bit of a nasty aggressive female #(sure they can frame it negatively. that's fine. but let the ''fun'' option exist for us as well)

[macaiv]

Source: Esteban's Insta Stories

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#but everyone said no driver on the grid likes Esteban 🤔 #sorry I've seen too many hate comments about Estie today so i'm very salty #anyway this is super cute #didn't expect this interaction at all #esteban ocon #eo31 #zhou guanyu #zg24

[silvermusicnotes]

The gay vampire show this, the gay pirate show that

but what about the og gay zombie show In the Flesh?? Like if it had released today y’all would be all over it but no one remembers it bc it was released in 2008 and then CANCELLED 😠

#I will forever be salty about in the flesh #it was SO GOOD #albeit very sad #but so good #in the flesh #wwdits #ofmd #good omens

[r0semultiverse]

Kawaki Homophobia Moments

#I'm joking btw please #don't take this post seriously #we get a bit silly here #Mitsuki is gonna be like 'wow Kawaki that wasn't very sun-coded of you wtf man' LMAO #then Mitsuki just shrugs due to omnipotence & is like thats okay Kawaki I'm not upset I believe you 😫 #I'm curious to see what the art team for the anime does with all of the designs #Mitsuki got the short end of the timeskip designs though I'm still salty about that; the writers hate this boy so much i swear 😫 #mine #op #boruto two blue vortex #boruto spoilers #boruto manga #naruto #naruto spoilers #kawaki uzumaki #kawaki #mitsuki #boruto #boruto mitsuki #mitsuki boruto

[thatswhatsushesaid]

not the "mo xuanyu never sexually harassed jin guangyao, jin guangyao made it all up" discourse again

#mo xuanyu gets so few opportunities to have his own voice heard in these books #one of the first things he confesses to is sexually harassing jin disciples #in the notes he leaves behind for wei wuxian to find at the very beginning of the novels #we find out later that the person he is harassing is jin guangyao #and while wei wuxian IS initially skeptical #he later changes his mind and decides that no actually mo xuanyu probably did do the thing #so this + mxy literally writing down the words 'i sexually harassed jin disciples' #is pretty concrete evidence #salty peak sect 🧂

[taxinealkaloids]

so...John’s planning on pulling the plug on the world, right? Like that’s what he’s doing here?

I’ve just been turning these bits of ntn over and over in my head and tbh I can’t stop thinking about the description of 10,000 years of civilization as a first draft. John’s first resurrection didn’t quite end up how he wanted -- closest friends all dead, turned traitor, or both, fighting a war on multiple fronts, his only allies the corpse of his accidental bastard daughter and a twenty-something princess with cannibalistic tendencies whom he canonized as part of a failed attempt to revitalize his polycule-- but hey, it doesn’t matter, because he can just start over. All of NTN he’s in this depression spiral; he’s falling apart, he’s having orgy parties with his senior staff, he’s got at least part of his subconscious camped out in the comatose mind of a half-dead nineteen year old he tried to have murdered, treating it like a confessional booth; because right there, in the background of his mind through all of this, is the off switch. He can have his breakdown, and then just...let Alecto out. Erase it all, start fresh, and this time he’s got one attempt under his belt, he’s got notes for what to do differently, and so let it all fall to shit! Nobody else is gonna remember any of this anyway. Two worlds, now, that only John will remember. Maybe three, later; maybe four, what’s to stop him from redoing it over and over til it’s just right? 

The issue with that, of course, is there’s really no way to treat the world like this and still care about it in the way other people do. You’d lose your ability to be affected by life’s events after a couple reboots and then what’s there to get emotionally invested in? When you’ve turned a person off and back on two, three, four times and you know you’ll probably do it again the next time something happens you don’t quite vibe with, how can you possibly look at them as a real person? Are they a real person, if they only know what you want them to know and do what you want them to do? And once you reach that point, once people aren’t people but project components for you to edit, what are you even bothering with all this for?? John started down this path because he so loved the world; what happens when he reduces the world to something he can no longer afford to love? Might as well pull that plug for good, yeah? 

Anyway. I’m fascinated by the way John’s shitty mental state is dooming the world and it’s everyone else’s bad luck. The rest of the cast is out there fighting for their lives and he’s like *sigh* let’s try that again. take two, everyone! 

#so much going on w/ john gaius in ntn and i'm obsessed. God is tired of society and you'd better worry! #and i love that ianthe is apparently the only one in canon who's picking up on this. #in that last scene just before alecto wakes up she's the only one who's actually SCARED and you can just feel how incredulous she is #that everyone else is just FINE with what she has very clearly clocked as the start of the literal apocalypse. #from ianthe's POV the end of nona is just everyone standing around a big red button labeled DOOMSDAY and she watches as #literally everyone else votes to press it. #and she's just like guys?? GUYS??? and she's so salty cause SHE wanted to be the villain of this story but jesus christ #she wouldn't ever have gone THAT far #tlt #🥀

[bruciemilf]

THANK YOU so much for including Mario in your headcanons!! People tend to forget about him 😔😔 ( also uhmmm more about your face claims for the Falcones? 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️)

WOOO MARIO MY BELOVED (I know the faintest of info abt him)

I feel like the Falcones need a vintage elegant destruction about them, so, this is just going off vibe!! Also, I think Sofia’s portrayal varies between source material.

Steven Bauer is Mario for me fr fr. In my head he’s a well-meaning if not gullible crime himbo

I’ve already decided Ben Feldman should play Alberto, sorry Matt Reeves :/

(I strongly believe he should be a trophy wife to someone, anyone. He deserves it)

Also, I do believe Lady Gaga would slay Sofia Falcone if given the opportunity

#sofia falcone #mario falcone #alberto falcone #dc #dc comics #battinson #reevesverse #the Batman #fancast #low key very funny bc what if bruce rejected Sofia and that’s why she’s so salty at the Wayne’s #keeping the family tradition of fumbling the bag I see

[allioaro]

busy day, but quick vampire cater<3

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst fanart #twst cater #cater diamond #twisted wonderland cater #twisted wonderland art #every time I see cater vampire hcs I go crazy #like yessss it’ll probably never be real but it’s so cool…. #maybe his outer persona is to protect his secret :D yay #plus he has a fang and likes salty foods #anyways very cool

[musicalchaos07]

Justice for Argyle tbh

#smarter people than me have commented about Eduardo's treatment v Joe Q but it's feeling very that this morning #like people are massively obsessed with a one season dead character and Argyle is nowhere to be found #imagine if they did the same thing with Robin in s3 #and it's all bc what they couldn't think of a way to include him??? #be so fr #i just #in a cast of like so many people losing one the like 3 people of color is wild to me #i dunno #like I said others have been much more eloquent on the subject #I'm gonna go be salty at work #but never forget what they took from you tbh #stranger things #argyle #argyle stranger things #fandom salt

[ganondoodle]

hope everyone had alright holidays!

a few days ago when we were driving home in the dark in windy and rainy weather after getting two of my siblings from the train we, for the first time in my lifetime im pretty sure, hit a deer that was crossing the street, none of us saw them before they got caught in the headlights and the first one made it over but we werent yet slow enough to not hit the second one ...

the deer lived but was kinda stunned, my dad pushed it off the street and while we were still on the phone with police it got up and ran away but my parents car got damaged and while its still drivable there are several parts that got bent and since its an older model too it might be hard to get it repaired

anyway, i didnt know deer fur was that grey until i saw it stuck to our bumper :(

merry crisis

#ganondoodles talks #random #personal #we are all fine and i wasnt the one driving #i just feel extra bad bc i was there in the front to help watch out for exactly stuff like that #but it was a weird spot and strange in that weather for them to cross #the police told us there was another accident with deer literally 10 minutes before us in the same area #so maybe thats why it was only two ......... #i hope the deer is fine tho im pretty sure it at least has a broken leg #also i hope insurance covers the cost and it wont take too long #im very glad we were slow enough to not kill the deer and also not hurt it bloody bc i am still thinking about how it tumbled across #i am salty about how many people were speeding past us tho #car on the side with warning lights on and all doors open two people in car and two outside putting warning thingies up #if my dad hadnt pushed the stunned deer off the street when no one was coming it would have ended way worse for everyone involved