#somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

[sonofcelluloid]

what I mean when I say “I’ve got that dog in me”:

#the thing #john carpenter #horror #body horror #practical effects #meme #film #80s #gif #blood #gore #somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds #🙈❤️🙌

[stolligaseptember]

i was tagged by @padmedala!!

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag (15) people to do it.

APPEARANCE

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETICS

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

i tag: @purplexeyed, @flomation, @ftchocoholic, @lavishcabbage, @rocksolidnarwhal, @likeazurestars, @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds, @oertendahlii, @reservoirite, @whiskeytangofrogman, @stanleyscup, @chazzaroo47, @yellingintothelegalvoid, @second-hand-heaven and @intricatecakes!!

#storytelling september #september september #padmedala #purplexeyed #flomation #ftchocoholic #lavishcabbage #rocksolidnarwhal #likeazurestars #somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds #oertendahlii #reservoirite #whiskeytangofrogman #stanleyscup #chazzaroo47 #yellingintothelegalvoid #second hand heaven #intricatecakes #tagging people

[agentmarymargaretskitz]

Happy Belated Birthday @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds !

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39879780

#somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds #star wars #au #padme naberrie #the clone wars #revenge of the sith #fanficiton

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

My favorite couples of spoon feed 😔😔

Chilton and Matthew your situationship was iconic shout out to guys who Hannibal and will think are cringe. You were gods weakest soldiers.

CLARICE AND ARDELIA THE WIVES EVER!!

And do I even need to say hannigram yall carried.

@somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

#it’s 7:05 in baltimore marylin baby #fanart #ictsotd-art #hannibal #hannibal fandom #hannibal au #hannibal lecter #hanniblogging #Hannibal fic #fanfiction art #digital art #ship art #artists on tumblr #hannigram #hannigram fanart #ardelia mapp #clarice starling #Clarice x ardelia #fredrick chilton #matthew brown #chilton x Matthew #call them lotion makers the way #Hannibal nbc #Sotl #starmapp

[sunlitroom]

Tagged by the marvellous @rhavewellyarnbag. Thank-you very much :)

Last song:  Both Sides Now, the Judy Collins version. I heard her version for the first time in Mad Men. Joni Mitchell apparently dislikes this version - not sure why :/

Currently watching:  I fall into a weird spell of low mood every July. I'm not quite sure what causes it- maybe the fact that it's usually grey and rainy here when it should be summery; or the feeling that I should get away somewhere but everywhere else is too hot; or that I should be doing summery things and am not doing said summery things. I've read some people get a seasonal affective depression at this time of year (it's really only dark here for a few hours at this time of year).

All of which is a long-winded way of saying that starting something new seems like a massive effort. I was actually thinking of starting Endeavour - which @rhavewellyarnbag mentioned. In the meantime, though, I'm mostly watching things I've seen before. Enjoying old Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes films late at night.

Currently reading:  Maigret novels. Again - I have stiffer things on the reading list, but anything that's too much effort is not currently happening.

Current obsession:  Teas. I have discovered I like things other than Assam and have been drinking Lapsang Souchong, Ceylon, genmaicha - all in blends with lots of different things.

Thank-you! I tag, should they wish to play, @countess--olenska, @honestmrdual, @ncfan-1, @jeremiahwasajoker, @lalaurelia, @kenobiwaned, @peritwotone, @marywisdom, @zara2148, @shadow-waterglow, @linotte-melodieuse, @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds, @inappropriatefangirlneeds, @bunchofasholes and @countessrivers

[teejaystumbles]

Alright, if you are looking for more great Hannigram content on AO3, I highly recommend anything written by harleygirl2648 (@somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds here on tumblr)

They've got a variety of both a ton of lovely interconnected shorts and a few lengthier series. Two of which are currently ongoing and super compelling!

oooh I'll check them out! Thank you! <3

#asks #hannigram

[i-platypus]

Comfort Movie Tag Game

I was tagged by @shutterbug-12 to name my top ten favorite comfort movies. This will be difficult, since I prefer to watch comfort shows (uk murder mysteries, usually)... but I shall try:

Hello Dolly!

Lilo and Stitch

The Birdcage

Howl's Moving Castle

Much Ado about Nothing

The Road to El Dorado

Scream (yup. Really)

Soul

Phantom of the Opera (1943)

Song of the Sea

I tag @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds @musing-gears @ainawgsd @batfan557 and @deweymydecimal ...

#comfort films #ask meg #tag games #why don't we get drunk and queue

[boopsterliv]

Screamssssss! So, @personinthepalace tagged me for this fun ask game. Tag nine people you’d like to get to know better

Fave color: Purple

Currently reading: Ooh, I haven’t read something in a hot minute. The last book series I had been reading were the Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer

Last song: I listen to music off and on, but one that I listen to a lot is a cover of Immortals (Fall Out Boy) by Arianne Via

Last series: I started Good Omens but it got turned off fifteen minutes before the end of the first episode because of an argument with my sister. Another series I was binge watching was Prison Break (and I need to get back to watching it, I stopped around the beginning of the second season and haven’t touched it for months)

Last movie: Turning Red! My sister had wanted to watch it (and I did too because it looked adorable!), so we sat down one night and did just that. Mainly because that day my class was watching it and I was forcing myself to ignore the movie so I wouldn’t spoil it for myself

Sweet/spicy/savory: Sweet, but I honestly prefer sour over all three

Currently working on: I have way too many WIPs, but at the moment I’m focusing on two of them. I’m working on an urban fantasy au fanfiction series. I also have a new WIP for a dream idea I had about two nights ago that I might write in between. Outside of fanfiction, I have an OT3 drawing I want to make progress on, and I’m hoping to work on a crooked cosplay for Halloween ;)

I’m tagging @firesoulstuff, @just-a-fan404, @a-redharlequin, @captaincaitastrophe, @freyreh, @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds, @pir8grl, @stillthewordgirl, @jellyfitzjelly and anybody else who wants to play along!

#thank you for tagging me! #person in the palace #tag games #tag game #about me

[morganbritton132]

Frederick gets security alerts on his phone.

Frederick was not a heavy sleeper.

There used to be a time when he was. There used to a time when next to nothing could wake him up, but those days were in the past now. He barely slept at night, but he was still so paranoid that he’d get an alert from his security company and sleep through it.

So, he set the volume for the alerts as loud as he could.

So, he was half asleep with Jimmy Fallon being unfunny on the tv. So, he’s forty-five when he has his first heart attack. He nearly fell out of the uncomfortably stiff hotel bed when his phone went off.

Freddie reached for it before he did. She frowned at the screen, “Your security system went off.”

“What’s the alert say?” He said, hand against his chest.

“Says the back door is open and that the system was trigger manually from inside the house,” Freddie said and then paused. Her whole face went wooden when she picked up her own phone and dialed, “Is Abigail with you?”

Annie sounded sleepy, “Wha? No. She’s with you…. She is with you?”

“Yes, of course. My bad, she went to the vending machine and she just got back,” Freddie lied, hanging up without a goodbye. She turned towards Frederick, “Abigail is not with Annie so where is she?”

“There’s a good chance she triggered the alarm.”

“There’s also a good chance that the psychopath we called a weird virgin today triggered the alarm,” She said, voice getting mean as Frederick’s chest started to ache with anxiety.

He just needed – he needed to put both their minds at ease and tell her that it was probably the neighbor’s dog again, or – or a run of the mill intruder. People don’t get murdered in the same house multiple times. He didn’t happen.

It couldn’t happen.

“There are camera,” He said, reaching for his phone to bring them up. “The living room, the kitchen, the hallways. She probably. She probably forgot the code, and – and…”

Frederick trailed off, staring in open horror at the bloody image on the screen. His fingers were numb when Freddie took the phone and scrolled back the video. He didn’t even watch it, but he could tell from the way her mask crumbled, it was bad.

“She’s moving,” Frederick said numbly because she was. She was standing in front of the camera with blood on her shirt and on her face, and – “She’s moving so she’s alive, and – and- and-“

“We’re leaving,” Freddie said, grabbing her coat. “Frederick, we’re leaving. Tell me you have your keys or I am going to steal someone’s car.”

#somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

[sonofcelluloid]

Agnus - Konstantin Korobov / Art by Cécile Berrubé / Antigonick - Anne Carson / O’ this longing, I want to be complete / k.c cramm / Ansiktet (1957) / Death’s-head hawkmoth / The Heiress (1949) / Sophokles, Elektra - (tr. by Anne Carson)

Hannibal S4 AU: Jack Crawford gets assigned a trainee to assist him in a case. And this time, he isn't going to lose one of his people.

Especially since every time he looks at her, she reminds him of someone else.

It's just a shame that the two men that she has to interview also see someone they lost.

Or, Hannibal S4 AU: in which Kacey Rohl plays Clarice Starling for narrative reasons.

Read Spoon Feed by harleygirl2648 on ao3 or @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds on tumblr!!!

This takes place 10 years after the events of the show and 2 years after Will and Hannibal have been recaptured and placed in adjoining lover's cells in the BSHCI. This arrangement is contingent on Will's agreement to consult on cases from captivity, but no agents have made any headway with him concerning the Buffalo Bill murders until a certain Clarice Starling enters the scene, who unbeknownst to her, shares a striking resemblance to Abigail Hobbs.

This creates all manner of lover's quarrels between the Murder Husbands that are truly a constant delight, this author has such a phenomenal feel for the voices of these characters.

Will and Hannibal are bitches to everyone in this fic, including each other, it's fantastic. They are also sickeningly in love and sooo insane and making it everyone's problem. Hannibal Lecter embodies the jealous evil stepmom archetype and Clarice is not having it. It's hands down my favorite post-fall/Silence of the Lambs imagining of all time, and I cannot stress enough how invested you will become in all the characters, especially newcomers that are often overlooked in fandom.

Clarice is the heart and soul of this fic and you will fall in love with this interpretation and cheer her on every time she rips Hannigram a new one amidst their constant antics. Please read and enjoy!!!

I also must thank @ganem-ouchie and @iconsumethesoulsofthedamned for their beautiful art that sent me alll the way down another Spoon Feed rabbit hole.

#hannibal #abigail hobbs #the silence of the lambs #clarice starling #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #ardelia mapp #starmapp #fanfic #fic rec #ao3 #archive of our own #collage #words #tv #2010s #spoon feed

[stolligaseptember]

i was tagged by the awesome @likeazurestars!!

rules: bold statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, than tag nine people

air -

i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

fire -

i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing

water -

I wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercing/ i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love simply lit diners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words

earth -

i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love the chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life

aether-

i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally

i tag: @fishee, @ftchocoholic, @lavishcabbage, @ver-itas, @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds, @foolsfires, @reservoirite, @marchingatmidnight and @second-hand-heaven!

#storytelling september #likeazurestars #fishee #ftchocoholic #lavishcabbage #ver itas #somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds #foolsfires #reservoirite #marchingatmidnight #second hand heaven #tagging people

[agentmarymargaretskitz]

Hi Kate! Quarantine Anon here. Just wanted to drop in and say hi! Don't know if you're still paying much attention to 911 and Buddie, but as of tonight, Buck is canonically bi!!!!!

I hope you're doing well 🩷💜💙

Hey Quarantine Anon!

Sorry I've been a bit MIA on 911. But canonically queer Evan Buckley?! I love to see it! I still can't believe we were blessed with it. (Also, the promo for May? Let the fics begin and let Chimney be okay!)

Also, @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds had the privilege of hearing me screech about it after getting your message last week.

But I need to shift back into 911 mode with The Bad Batch ending drawing nearer and nearer.

#quarantine anon #ask box #anon #911 #evan buckley

[iconsumethesoulsofthedamned]

So I read some more. @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

@sonofcelluloid

#it’s 7:05 in baltimore marylin baby #fanart #ictsotd-art #clarice starling #Clarice starling fanart #Hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannibal fanart #hannibal lecter fanart #will Graham #will graham fanart #Abigail Hobbs #abigail hobbs fanart #Hannibal nbc #hannibal fandom #artists on tumblr #digital art #Hannibal au #fanfiction art #murder husbands #murder family #hannigram #hannigram art #my wife

[horrorlesbians]

Horror fiction recs, highly recommend Her Body and Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado! Super great female centric horror anthology. “The Husband Stitch” is easy to find online, it’s amazing.

ooooh sounds interesting!!! ill look it up thank you!

#written in blood #somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

[mycroftrh]

(post by @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds​ )

This is of course funny but also I just now realized that they've had so many gay people go to hell/purgatory and come back because they didn't actually belong there (and sometimes have emotional arcs about working past feeling like they deserve to be in hell) that, uh, by now it definitely is a Pattern and somebody somewhere is trying to make a Point.

#legends of tomorrow #lot cw #dc #mine #somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

[prodigalfollowing]

Sara Lance, John Constantine, Ray Palmer + 6 ;)

WHY NO THIS IS SO HARD HHH

6. seduce, steal from, serenade

Seduce: Sara, obviouslySteal from: Constantine, because that’s basically flirting with him, right?Serenade: R A Y

Send me three characters and a number 1-6 and I’ll answer!!

#answered by rez #somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds